Off Topic Banter

[carrie721]

:( Wow, you really know how to break a girl's heart.

F**k you William Brinley!

that bastard ruined my life.

[carrie721]

Sorry for the broken heart Theresa. Maybe a lil' lube would fix it! :xoxo:

she's got the perfect shirt for the occasion!

[bikerchic]

i will not take another empty 6 pack of rolling rock to the head, if that's what you're getting at, curtie :cool:

:laugh: :wavey: Hey babe! I was thinking the same thing!

[mikeschmike]

just kidding. you know i'll take anything you thrust my way ;)


faaaaawwwwwhhhhk you!

[carrie721]

:laugh: :wavey: Hey babe! I was thinking the same thing!

lord. i should have known at that moment what to expect from you people! :lol:

now where's my wine? :lol:

[mikeschmike]

lord. i should have known at that moment what to expect from you people! :lol:

now where's my wine? :lol:

in the recycling, with the rest of the broken glass?

[carrie721]

:laugh:

F*ck you!

i'm sorry, i let roz speak for me.

:lol:

[carrie721]

in the recycling, with the rest of the broken glass?

THEN DON'T.

[bikerchic]

now where's my wine? :lol:

Carrie do you promise not to open those bottles with your teeth anymore?

[carrie721]

Carrie do you promise not to open those bottles with your teeth anymore?

do you promise to stop sexually harassing milton?

[bikerchic]

do you promise to stop sexually harassing milton?

Well its either Milton or Mike :shrug:

[mikeschmike]

THEN DON'T.


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/mikeschmike/IM000537.jpg

Peace, bitch.

[ontheEdgeof17]

i will not take another empty 6 pack of rolling rock to the head, if that's what you're getting at, curtie :cool:

Something more high class towards your forehead, perhaps?

[mikeschmike]

same thing really. :shrug:

to be somewhat on topic, unless i get free tickets i think i'll be skipping the 2009 Unqueefed tour.

Wahtever bictch, I CANT SATND YOU!:mad:

[carrie721]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c292/mikeschmike/IM000537.jpg

Peace, bitch.

you sexy bastard. :lol:

god i can't stand you!!!

Something more high class towards your forehead, perhaps?

empty wine box it is!

[strandinthewind]

:laugh: I hope so! I'm longing for a new performance of Gold & Braid :woohoo:

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You people alarm me greatly :nod:

[carrie721]

^ it's been far too long since i've seen that. :distress: :lol:

of course paula just keeps going. :mad:

[ontheEdgeof17]

:lol::lol::lol:

Still. hilarious.

I thought Paula was going to kick my ass because I stopped dancing because I was laughing so hard.

[carrie721]

:lol::lol::lol:

Still. hilarious.

I thought Paula was going to kick my ass because I stopped dancing because I was laughing so hard.

she probably thought about it, but once she saw the damage you were capable of decided against it :distress:

[strandinthewind]

^ it's been far too long since i've seen that. :distress: :lol:

of course paula just keeps going. :mad:

And to think I almost made that concert :eek:

[ontheEdgeof17]

she probably thought about it, but once she saw the damage you were capable of decided against it :distress:

and wow. please tell me i'm not that gay.

PLEASE!

[carrie721]

And to think I almost made that concert :eek:

i can't believe you deprived cleveland of so much fabulosity. :mad:

[strandinthewind]

i can't believe you deprived cleveland of so much fabulosity. :mad:

Well, that's true :cool:

[carrie721]

and wow. please tell me i'm not that gay.

PLEASE!

the evidence speaks for itself, curt.

shawl? check.

stevie music? check.

friends with paula?

... i'm afraid it's terminal.

[ontheEdgeof17]

And to think I almost made that concert :eek:

still. You got drunk and sang Landslide in Vegas. That makes up for it.

oooh...and Stand Back

[bikerchic]

Sorry for the broken heart Theresa. Maybe a lil' lube would fix it! :xoxo:

Not all the lube in the world will heal this heart and lord knows we have enough! ;)

[bikerchic]

she's got the perfect shirt for the occasion!

Oh yes, my night shirt. You could say it's lubed up :thumbsup:

[mikeschmike]

Oh yes, my night shirt. You could say it's lubed up :thumbsup:

I'm sure it is! That **** is all over your house!

[ontheEdgeof17]

the evidence speaks for itself, curt.

shawl? check.

stevie music? check.

friends with paula?

... i'm afraid it's terminal.


I've chaAAaaAAnnnnNnnnged. ....at least I'm trying to change. :cool:

[strandinthewind]

still. You got drunk and sang Landslide in Vegas. That makes up for it.

oooh...and Stand Back

AND - I was only supposed to be harmony on Stand Back :mad:

Loose Slots indeed

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/strandinthewind/CurtisandJason.jpg

[carrie721]

^ when was my mother performing in vegas :eek:

[carrie721]

Oh yes, my night shirt. You could say it's lubed up :thumbsup:

what with blair servicing the girls "all the time" ... i bet it is, canadian. i bet it is. :lol:

[strandinthewind]

^ when was my mother performing in vegas :eek:

Alls I know is every one was sleeping with everyone on that tour - I mean trip.

[carrie721]

Alls I know is every one was sleeping with everyone on that tour - I mean trip.

are you my daddy :distress:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Alls I know is every one was sleeping with everyone on that tour - I mean trip.

LIES! :angel:

[strandinthewind]

are you my daddy :distress:

That would explain why the slot was loose :cool:

[strandinthewind]

LIES! :angel:

Alls I know is I had you, Muriel, Ken, and a few others in my room, drunk, on my bed, eating ice cream sundaes I bought as a bribe. Sadly, Paula, the gay baiter, was unable to attend.

[carrie721]

That would explain why the slot was loose :cool:

excuse me, mr. tweezers, but the only thing that's growing right now is your nose. :cool:

[strandinthewind]

excuse me, mr. tweezers, but the only thing that's growing right now is your nose. :cool:

Hey now :angel::angel::angel:

[carrie721]

Hey now :angel::angel::angel:

were it still around, i believe the pervs thread would speak for itself :D

[mikeschmike]

were it still around, i believe the pervs thread would speak for itself :D

even in death, it still speaks volumes. i miss it.

who decided to delete that anyway?

[strandinthewind]

were it still around, i believe the pervs thread would speak for itself :D

You mean statements like "I thought I had a hair until I peed out of it"

:shrug:

I was drunk and coerced :mad:

[carrie721]

even in death, it still speaks volumes. i miss it.

who decided to delete that anyway?

i believe it was its progenital ... er, progenitor, BTFLCHLD, who deleted it.

[mikeschmike]

i believe it was its progenital ... er, progenitor, BTFLCHLD, who deleted it.

mm hmm.

a pity, really. :distress:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Ah. The days of The Ledge when you could sit down with a cup of coffee and sexually harass board members on an hourly basis.......

[mikeschmike]

You mean statements like "I thought I had a hair until I peed out of it"




:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[strandinthewind]

mm hmm.

a pity, really. :distress:

That thread was one of the better things to emerge from this board. It was a testament to mostly better times when a group of very fun people were on this board. Then came the fall. Such is life I guess.

[carrie721]

You mean statements like "I thought I had a hair until I peed out of it"

:shrug:

I was drunk and coerced :mad:

you loved every minute of it, blanche!

[strandinthewind]

you loved every minute of it, blanche!

I returned your ball gag - so quit your bitchin :woohoo:

[carrie721]

I returned your ball gag - so quit your bitchin :woohoo:

you could have at least run it through the dishwasher first :mad:

[mikeschmike]

you could have at least run it through the dishwasher first :mad:

Cascade, now with lemon fresh Santorum remover!

[ontheEdgeof17]

WTF? Trisha Yearwood? why?

[strandinthewind]

you could have at least run it through the dishwasher first :mad:

I though you liked it dirty :shrug:

Also, lest the thought police come - I hope La Nicks uses a ball gag on LB if he suggests the granny sweater again.

[carrie721]

Cascade, now with lemon fresh Santorum remover!

sweet jesus.

that's tampon shootin' material.

WTF? Trisha Yearwood? why?

oh no. you are not going to diss trisha!

[carrie721]

I though you liked it dirty :shrug:

Also, lest the thought police come - I hope La Nicks uses a ball gag on LB if he suggests the granny sweater again.

i'm sure it won't be the first time karen has had to run down to the pleasure chest for those two. :cool:

[strandinthewind]

i'm sure it won't be the first time karen has had to run down to the pleasure chest for those two. :cool:

La Nicks should hire whatever does Grace Jones' fetish wear.

[mikeschmike]

La Nicks should hire whatever does Grace Jones' fetish wear.

i hope they have a big gal section!

[carrie721]

i hope they have a big gal section!

"latex body suit - now available with whalebone foundation layer!"

[strandinthewind]

"latex body suit - now available with whalebone foundation layer!"

What's wrong with that :o

[mikeschmike]

"latex body suit - now available with whalebone foundation layer!"

Eff you, clitty litter!

OMG...:laugh:

[carrie721]

i plan on getting all my fetish wear from georgia tent and awning.

:lol:

[strandinthewind]

i plan on getting all my fetish wear from georgia tent and awning.

:lol:

My discount number is &&^%$$ -- ask for Irene - the one with the shoe horn around her neck.

[carrie721]

Eff you, clitty litter!

OMG...:laugh:

the new s&m bondage mask ... complete with temporary face lift adhesive strips!

[carrie721]

My discount number is &&^%$$ -- ask for Irene - the one with the shoe horn around her neck.

i always go for the lady with the biggest shoe horn ;)

i tried to find the suzanne sugarbaker georgia tent & awning clip on youtube but alas, YT has failed me. :mad:

[Ledge Moderators]

It's great to be have a new FM tour to talk about and we love the way old ledgies are peeking in again, renewing long time friendships. But one problem with a multitude of off topic posts is that it makes it harder for people who are not participating in the personal conversations to actually read posts regarding the subject that the thread is supposed to be about. The one liners can be distracting for other readers.

We are moving the strings of off topic banter into Chit Chat. Joking is great, but not to the extent that it hijacks a thread discussion. Please refrain from doing this.

[ontheEdgeof17]

^Hence the reason this board sucks. :(

[Ledge Moderators]

^Hence the reason this board sucks. :(

It's true. If you left because you did not like the restrictions, you should know that they have not changed and you do not want to return, if you cannot or will not follow them.

[Nixxxed]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q196/Nixxxed/Webjunk/mommiedear7.jpg

Are you going to move the rest of the distracting one-liners to this thread?

[mikeschmike]

Grow up, you passive aggressive windbag. What's the matter? No one let you in on the inside joke and now you can't bear to see other people enjoying themselves? So you choose to respond with some Wizard of Oz-like attitude?

You're a ****ing joke, and so is this website. :wavey:

[jannieC]

Why is this such a big deal? So the thread was moved and now there's a nice long, funny thread here, instead of there. I honestly do not get why the actions on a message board could incite such anger.

[gldstwmn]

Yikes. Who let the Children Of The Corn back in?

[skcin]

the evidence speaks for itself, curt.

shawl? check.

stevie music? check.

friends with paula?

... i'm afraid it's terminal.

That's true. You can't get much gayer than that.

And welcome back. I think. :wavey:

Not all the lube in the world will heal this heart and lord knows we have enough! ;)

Where the HELL have YOU been?! :mad: And I swear I thought your post said "not all the lube in the world, could save us...."

Alls I know is I had you, Muriel, Ken, and a few others in my room, drunk, on my bed, eating ice cream sundaes I bought as a bribe. Sadly, Paula, the gay baiter, was unable to attend.

Yeah, yeah, I couldn't stay. :( Wasn't Amber was there though?

Ah. The days of The Ledge when you could sit down with a cup of coffee and sexually harass board members on an hourly basis.......

Coffee, vodka, malt liquor...whatever.

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q196/Nixxxed/Webjunk/mommiedear7.jpg

Are you going to move the rest of the distracting one-liners to this thread?

Impossible, me thinks.

Why is this such a big deal? So the thread was moved and now there's a nice long, funny thread here, instead of there. I honestly do not get why the actions on a message board could incite such anger.

Well, I came in this morning all excited that there were actually new posts to read here, and I can't make sense of a damn post in here because the first bunch were totally unrelated!

Ledgies have never been able to stay on topic for long, that's half the fun. Well, it used to be anyway. The swerves off-topic & one-liners never used to be a big deal & shouldn't be. JMO, of course.

Yikes. Who let the Children Of The Corn back in?

Well, you're no longer guarding the gates of hell, so...


:cool:

[jannieC]

Well, I came in this morning all excited that there were actually new posts to read here, and I can't make sense of a damn post in here because the first bunch were totally unrelated!
Ledgies have never been able to stay on topic for long, that's half the fun. Well, it used to be anyway. The swerves off-topic & one-liners never used to be a big deal & shouldn't be. JMO, of course.





I get that (and the rest of what you're saying). What I don't understand is the anger and what I perceive to be a pretty over-exaggerated reaction to the moving of the thread. It wasn't banned or censored, just moved. It feels like some folks are just ready to pounce on anything to badmouth The Ledge, the owner, whatever.

Anyway, I enjoy the off topic one-liners, even though I am slow and never understand half of what is being said. However, I can see how it may be hard for some to navigate through and when you're in a rush it could be a pain in the ass to wade through it when you just want to see tour dates!

[mikeschmike]

^ the moving of the thread was to be expected, really. I guess it was foolish to think that a few of us could joke around without getting e-spanked. what got me riled up was the attitude towards Curtis:

It's true. If you left because you did not like the restrictions, you should know that they have not changed and you do not want to return, if you cannot or will not follow them.

Does that not strike anyone else as rude? Seriously, it's the Ledge...anyone who has been around knows how people get. A lot of us are friends, and friends tend to joke. Had the archives not been deleted, I'd say go back and check all of the back and forth banter between a lot of us. Not a small clique, either. There used to be convos going on between dozens of people. God forbid we try to bring that back and attempt to breathe a little life into this place!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. This is a message board! About a blues/rock/SoCal pop band! Not an authoritarian nation. Try not to get carried away with "the power"

Unless of course the "Ledge Moderators" account is just a cover for:

http://uk.gizmodo.com/kim%20jong%20il.jpg

[ontheEdgeof17]

It's true. If you left because you did not like the restrictions, you should know that they have not changed and you do not want to return, if you cannot or will not follow them.

I have never left. :shrug: I have been very busy traveling around putting my nursing skills to work thankyouverymuch. My days of overpopulated postings were during my college days, when procrastination overrided actually studying.

But alas, if you want to shut out everyone, so be it.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Does that not strike anyone else as rude?




Yes.

For the record, I wasn't even around when all the **** went down. I was backpacking through Canada, and when I came back, all hell had broken out. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I have weighed in on the situation on the board.....if not, once or twice.

It's funny I seem to be put in the category of the "Children of the Corn". :laugh: GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION!

[ThePenguin]

I have never left. :shrug: I have been very busy traveling around putting my nursing skills to work thankyouverymuch. My days of overpopulated postings were during my college days, when procrastination overrided actually studying.

But alas, if you want to shut out everyone, so be it.

I don't want to shut anyone out, but I will not allow 40 posts, discussing lubrication and personal hijinks, having nothing to do with Fleetwood Mac (except for the fact that you might have been singing Landslide during some of the escapades), to take over a thread announcing the band's first tour in five years.

The 60 posts moved into this topic, came from just two threads, one in the FM forum and one in Stevie Nicks. In just a few hours time, these off topic asides flooded the board. Anyone who actually came to the The Ledge to read about the FM tour announcement was forced to do a lot of work to find the relevant subject matter. While, I am sure it was fun for you to share the hilarity with your friends, it was not as much fun for people looking to read about Fleetwood Mac or Stevie.

When the off topic posts were moved, you responded:

Hence the reason this board sucks.

If that's the reason the board sucks for you, you definitely should not stay, because it will always suck that way. You can rib each other in Chit Chat. You cannot fill up 40 posts doing it in the FM forums. There might have been a time when you could. Those days are gone. As the commercial says, "This is not your father's oldsmobile." In fact, Detroit doesn't even make your father's oldsmobile any longer.

No one is shutting you out, but if things are so oppressive, so boring, so slow and so sucky here, there is no reason for you to stay.

[skcin]

Can you please move these threads to ChitChat? Because they're not appropriate to the forums they are currently in. I hate to have to scroll through them to get to threads that actually apply to the topic. Thank you.

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=38265

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=38154

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=38178

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=38184

I don't have time to search through specific threads to catch off-topic takeovers right now, but maybe later. If you'd like to clean things up & organize them, I'd be more than happy to help. :angel: