What do you find most repulsive on a man?

[HejiraNYC]

Just curious... I know it's hard to choose just one. :p

[mylittledemon]

wow! What a He-Man-Man-hater post! hahaha

Let me see...I dont have a flat arse...I do have a receding hairline (always have---thanks DAD!)...no back hair...i do have love handles though. =(

[sara1998]

hehe... what a poll.
I went with small pecker. I can't handle that ****.

[petep9000]

Bad breath.
Tiny, uncircumsized weenies (looks like a shy turtle, or an acorn).
White Reeblechs with white socks.
Shorts worn with a tucked-in shirt and belt.
'Oakley' sunglasses.
Cell phones worn on the belt clip.
Cracked yellow toenails.
'Man'-icures (with a glossy top coat).
Dressy trousers that don't break correctly over the shoe, causing 'drag' on the shoe heel.
Poofy long curly hair, drawn back into a ponytail.
Poofy long curly hair, parted on the side and drooping over one eye.

Men that don't support their children.
Men that let their wives or sig/others rule all aspects.
Men that don't love and respect their mothers.
Men that don't love and respect animals. Especially doggies.

[mylittledemon]

hehe... what a poll.
I went with small pecker. I can't handle that ****.

so you'd rather have a fat, balding, hairy-back dude with a big weenus than a good looking, hairless guy with a small wang?

My sister told me this story once about dating this "supermodel" looking guy. Said he was super nice and super hot. But, that he had a weenie the size of a pinky finger. She said it was like a baby-dong. I felt sorry for that guy.

[Sarah]

I chose small peen, too. But really, I find any peen to be the most repulsive part of a man. Don't get me started on balls. baaarrrrrffffffff.

[mylittledemon]

I chose small peen, too. But really, I find any peen to be the most repulsive part of a man. Don't get me started on balls. baaarrrrrffffffff.

sarah, that made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

[petep9000]

my vote for fat-balding-hairy with big sausage.

so you'd rather have a fat, balding, hairy-back dude with a big weenus than a good looking, hairless guy with a small wang?

My sister told me this story once about dating this "supermodel" looking guy. Said he was super nice and super hot. But, that he had a weenie the size of a pinky finger. She said it was like a baby-dong. I felt sorry for that guy.

[JazmenFlowers]

itty bitty teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man

'nuff said

[danax6]

I am not that shallow. :mad:

[mylittledemon]

I chose small peen, too. But really, I find any peen to be the most repulsive part of a man. Don't get me started on balls. baaarrrrrffffffff.

It goes both ways I guess. There are stipulations that some guys have when it comes to hoo-hah's as well...

[sara1998]

so you'd rather have a fat, balding, hairy-back dude with a big weenus than a good looking, hairless guy with a small wang?

My sister told me this story once about dating this "supermodel" looking guy. Said he was super nice and super hot. But, that he had a weenie the size of a pinky finger. She said it was like a baby-dong. I felt sorry for that guy.

Been there, done both. haha!

[sara1998]

itty bitty teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man

'nuff said

don'twantdon'twantdon'twantdon'twantdon'twantdon'twant....

LMAO!!

[petep9000]

Definately. It's all subjective. Some guys might like a Giney thats completely symmetrical, and some like their curtains to have a little billowy-ness to them. Some like 'em shaved like a 12 year old, some prefer the 'landing strip' look, and some like 'em wild and wooly. Same goes for women and their men's pee-pees.

I just thought of something else that is repulsive on a man. He's standing on the line ahead of you at your local epicurean/artisanal food collective (or the Piggly-Wiggly) and you notice that inside his ear canals there are little boulders of earwax and dandruff nestled into his ear hair.

It goes both ways I guess. There are stipulations that some guys have when it comes to hoo-hah's as well...

[Phoenix]

OMG. NEVER would i post the "what do you find repulsive about women" thread.:rolleyes::lol:
Still, theres no excuse for back hair, so it got my vote.

[SuzeQuze]

I chose small peen, too. But really, I find any peen to be the most repulsive part of a man. Don't get me started on balls. baaarrrrrffffffff.

Seriously. Organs belong inside the body.

That's what she said.

[mikeschmike]

You all are some shallow ****ers :laugh:

Personally, I'll take all of these over someone who thought it was appropriate to come on to me when he was twice my age, or older. That **** is repulsive. No amount of rogaine, nair, enzyte, squat thrusts or crunches can get rid of a creepy attitude.

[JazmenFlowers]

You all are some shallow ****ers :laugh:

Personally, I'll take all of these over someone who thought it was appropriate to come on to me when he was twice my age, or older. That **** is repulsive. No amount of rogaine, nair, enzyte, squat thrusts or crunches can get rid of a creepy attitude.
you a lie.

:nod:

[mikeschmike]

you a lie.

:nod:

Am not! Creepy old men ain't doin it for me. Non-creepy mature guys have a fighting chance, tho.

[sara1998]

Seriously. Organs belong inside the body.

That's what she said.

LMAO!!!!!!

[Sarah]

Seriously. Organs belong inside the body.

That's what she said.

omg, that is a really good way to put it. i'm using this.


and as far as doing a poll on your least favorite parts of a woman.. well, there is some nasty **** out there, so i wouldn't get all defensive about it. :laugh:

on the whole, i'd have to say that neither wee-wees nor hoo-hoos (L.M.A.O.) are visually appealing. but, as long as it doesn't look like..yknow.. ground up meat.. i'd say the hoo-hoos have the 1up on the... aesthetic. :laugh:

this thread is going nowhere FAST.

[danax6]

omg, that is a really good way to put it. i'm using this.


and as far as doing a poll on your least favorite parts of a woman.. well, there is some nasty **** out there, so i wouldn't get all defensive about it. :laugh:

on the whole, i'd have to say that neither wee-wees nor hoo-hoos (L.M.A.O.) are visually appealing. but, as long as it doesn't look like..yknow.. ground up meat.. i'd say the hoo-hoos have the 1up on the... aesthetic. :laugh:

this thread is going nowhere FAST.Strangely enough, I agree with you.

[JazmenFlowers]

Am not! Creepy old men ain't doin it for me. Non-creepy mature guys have a fighting chance, tho.
I know. creepy old men freak me out.

[carrie721]

OMG. NEVER would i post the "what do you find repulsive about women" thread.:rolleyes::lol:

i know, right?

you'd be called a misogynist and accused of objectifying women. although it would be a fair question, cuz there are some people who find certain physical attributes totally unappealing.

[carrie721]

on the whole, i'd have to say that neither wee-wees nor hoo-hoos (L.M.A.O.) are visually appealing. but, as long as it doesn't look like..yknow.. ground up meat.. i'd say the hoo-hoos have the 1up on the... aesthetic. :laugh:

nice ones are pretty, but uh ... yeah. ground up meat. or arby's loose meat. NOT GOOD.

this thread is going nowhere FAST.

well yeah. it's the friggin ledge. :laugh:

[mylittledemon]

omg, that is a really good way to put it. i'm using this.


and as far as doing a poll on your least favorite parts of a woman.. well, there is some nasty **** out there, so i wouldn't get all defensive about it. :laugh:

on the whole, i'd have to say that neither wee-wees nor hoo-hoos (L.M.A.O.) are visually appealing. but, as long as it doesn't look like..yknow.. ground up meat.. i'd say the hoo-hoos have the 1up on the... aesthetic. :laugh:

this thread is going nowhere FAST.

glad you liked the "hoo-ha" Yeah I agree. Everything needs to be "tucked in."

OMG...ground up meat. HAHA. True story...I was at Arbys once with my friend Brian about 3 years ago (you can guess where this is going) and he pointed to the roast beef section of the sandwiches and said, "Hey I bet that's what Stevie Nicks' thing looks like now!"

I've not eaten a RB sandwich since.

[carrie721]

^ i have no doubt that's what it looks like. except dryer. much, much dryer.

[Sarah]

arby's roast beef crotch! ew. that is so gnarly. tuck that **** in. do some kegels.

maybe the "personal dryness" is why la nicks~ doesn't wear jeans anymore. i can just see her sparking some fires as she walks down the street. :shocked:

[carrie721]

arby's roast beef crotch! ew. that is so gnarly. tuck that **** in. do some kegels.

get that thing rejuvenated.

maybe the "personal dryness" is why la nicks~ doesn't wear jeans anymore. i can just see her sparking some fires as she walks down the street. :shocked:

maybe, although i'm more concerned about all those layers she's wearing. maybe they've been treated with fire retardants like kids' PJs.

[JazmenFlowers]

maybe, although i'm more concerned about all those layers she's wearing. maybe they've been treated with fire retardants like kids' PJs.
nope. not a chance. that **** is asbestos. (and since I used to represent all the major asbestos manufacturers, I can tell you...your chances of Stevie hitting high notes live in concert are 100 times higher than her causing the next CA forest fire)

[carrie721]

^^^

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

marry. me.

[Sarah]

i'm still holding hope that her cheeks can cause fire. in certain individuals' general directions.

[markolas]

I went with small pecker only because the others wouldn't *necessarily* repulse me.

Bald or receding hairline can be hot - it depends on how exactly it's receding and the shape of his head.

Back hair depends - where on the back? A little lower back hair doesn't bother me - hairy shoulders, on the other hand are generally gross.

Flat ass is no fun, but if there are other redeeming features, I can deal.

Love handles, man boobs, etc. - depends on how it's all carried and exactly how much fat we're talking about. I prefer a man whose a bit voluptuous to one who looks like a bean pole.

Actually, now that I think about it, unattractive feet & toes might even trump a small pecker for me. Given the choice between a man with a small willy but sexy sexy feet, and one hung like a brahma bull but gnarled, calloused toes - and it would really be a toss-up. Same goes for tiny, shriveled up nipples vs. ones that have actual nerve endings that I could have some fun with.

[xdreamsunwindx]

I went with bitch tits, because, let's face it, no girl wants to love a man who has a bigger rack than she does. I've always had a repulsion for men with tits ever since I was old enough to notice the opposite sex. I always had the fat nerds with sports bras going after me, and I would not have it. Sooo gross.

The small dick thing is a close second. That's just never fun. But to be honest, I have yet to find a guy who is truly good in bed, so maybe I should just start batting for the other team...

[carrie721]

^you should hang out with me and marissa more.

:laugh:

[JazmenFlowers]

But to be honest, I have yet to find a guy who is truly good in bed, so maybe I should just start batting for the other team...
you'll probably amaze yourself with the times you'll find yourself saying this over the course of your life. :laugh:

[Sarah]

^you should hang out with me and marissa more.

:laugh:

cougar. :distress:

[carrie721]

cougar. :distress:

are you saying i should wait till she's legal? :shocked:

[Sarah]

you'll probably amaze yourself with the times you'll find yourself saying this over the course of your life. :laugh:

word. save yourself the trouble, k8. just make the switch, it's really not that hard. :laugh:


oh how i wish i had the gold star. :distress:

[carrie721]

word. save yourself the trouble, k8. just make the switch, it's really not that hard. :laugh:


oh how i wish i had the gold star. :distress:

:laugh: i'm gonna frame mine.

[Sarah]

are you saying i should wait till she's legal? :shocked:

:nod:

/ethan

[carrie721]

:nod:

/ethan

:laugh: fine fine.

[skcin]

i'm still holding hope that her cheeks can cause fire. in certain individuals' general directions.

**snicker**

[michelle2677]

i picked hairy back.

the rest i can deal with to a certain extent.

receding hairline can be sexy.

the peen...eh. it's not the critical organ for me :shrug: :laugh:

lovehandles? ****. i'm not gisele, so..eh.


and I forgot the rest :laugh:

[bretonbanquet]

I vote man-boobs :laugh: They're the only one of those that I'd be throughly ashamed to have :o

[JazmenFlowers]

see I guess I keep thinking that the worst part of any of these options is the one thing you can't really change. you get a cocktail weenie and you're pretty much stuck with it. and that's no fun. :(

[mylittledemon]

Since this vote is open to women...(isnt it?)...I asked Renee and she picked back hair. She cringed and said "Thats just yucky!"

[carrie721]

jazzy are you trying to tell me this doesn't work?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/extenze-1.gif

[michelle2677]

^^if they don't, I found these on overstock.com :shrug:


http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/0/2/2129.jpg

[mylittledemon]

^^if they don't, I found these on overstock.com :shrug:


http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/0/2/2129.jpg

what the silly hairy f**k is that? the austin powers sweeeeeeDISH made penis enlarger pump?

[carrie721]

^^if they don't, I found these on overstock.com :shrug:

that black one looks sassy. the other one looks like it would break.

[bretonbanquet]

^^if they don't, I found these on overstock.com :shrug:


http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/0/2/2129.jpg

:shocked: :(

[carrie721]

:shocked: :(

don't worry. i don't think they'll let those things through customs.

[bretonbanquet]

don't worry. i don't think they'll let those things through customs.

:blob2::blob2::blob2:

[trackaghost]

:shocked: :(

Has Michelle revealed your secret? :laugh:

[carrie721]

Has Michelle revealed your secret? :laugh:

bb sez "don't make fun of macaque!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[bretonbanquet]

Has Michelle revealed your secret? :laugh:

:mad::mad::mad:

I have no secrets.

[trackaghost]

:mad::mad::mad:

I have no secrets.

No but your gay horse does!

[michelle2677]

bb sez "don't make fun of macaque!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


"macaque...macaque...i need a pump for macaque"



i mean...bb didn't say that....lol.

[SortaSavageLike]

I don't know about back hair, but several former members of Fleetwood Mac are currently hiding in my chest hair. I DO have some bald spots on my legs, though.

[michelle2677]

I don't know about back hair, but several former members of Fleetwood Mac are currently hiding in my chest hair. I DO have some bald spots on my legs, though.

that's a little on the low side, dontchoo think?? :confused:




:laugh:




damn. he edited. now my post doesn't make sense :laugh:

[carrie721]

^ actually it's lower now, cuz i voted :laugh:

[bretonbanquet]

I don't like this thread any more.

[carrie721]

^ are you on something?

[bretonbanquet]

^ are you on something?

I am not on something.

[michelle2677]

have you ever considered it?


:lol:

[carrie721]

marry me? :cool:

[trackaghost]

I haven't voted because all those attributes add up to my ideal man.

[michelle2677]

^^ this guy?? :confused:


http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/hairy_beach_dude_for_jesus.jpg

[trackaghost]

*swoon* It's the delicately sized golden crucifix that does it for me though!

[carrie721]

^ there are three dudes in that picture alone that you could go gaga over sharon!

[trackaghost]

I want to know, how did Michelle get to that picture so quickly? :laugh:
I suspect, my dear Watson, she had it saved on her hard drive!

[michelle2677]

I want to know, how did Michelle get to that picture so quickly? :laugh:
I suspect, my dear Watson, she had it saved on her hard drive!


it was the first thing I re downloaded after HP wiped my hard drive out :nod: this man is a hunka-hunka burnin' love.

[carrie721]

I want to know, how did Michelle get to that picture so quickly? :laugh:
I suspect, my dear Watson, she had it saved on her hard drive!

did you just call me watson? i am not your bitch sharon :laugh: unless there's anal ring toss and red velvet cake involved.

i think you're right though.

[Sarah]

^^ this guy?? :confused:


http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/hairy_beach_dude_for_jesus.jpg

omg. i just dealt with like, 3 pages of this guy on another site. i still like the guy behind him with the pajamas, chain, and sweet shades the best, though. :laugh:

[Chrislit18]

I went with the bald/receding hairline thing. I have this thing where guys im attracted to have amazing hair.
Yet, moobs [the first choice] was also very tempting, but i guess with all the guys i see with them on a daily basis its getting more and more common. LMAO.

[Sarah]

Yet, moobs [the first choice] was also very tempting, but i guess with all the guys i see with them on a daily basis its getting more and more common. LMAO.

just like type 2 diabetes! imagine that.

[SteveMacD]

What's 6-inches long, 2-inches wide, and drives the ladies wild?








































http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/United_States_one_dollar_bill,_obverse.jpg/800px-United_States_one_dollar_bill,_obverse.jpg

[LINDSEY#1FAN]

I went with back hair! so disgusting!

[Sarah]

That piece of paper has the wrong forefather on it, SteveMacD. The Benjamins are where it's at. :laugh:

[tuigirl]

I didn't vote, coz I actually think none of those poll things are particulary repulsive to me.. it's more repulsive for me to know a man whose has a bad attitude towards women, no respect for age (esp if she is older), and no respect for common decent courtesy in public. There are two men at work like that and I try and avoid them like the plague.

[Musicman408]

Ok, I hate to ask this, but for those of you who said it, what constitutes a little......... part in your opinion???:shrug: Just curious to hear what you have to say.

Just thought I'd ask, spice things up.

[danax6]

Ok, I hate to ask this, but for those of you who said it, what constitutes a little......... part in your opinion???:shrug: Just curious to hear what you have to say.

Just thought I'd ask, spice things up.Anything below 7 inches is a big no-no.

[markolas]

Ok, I hate to ask this, but for those of you who said it, what constitutes a little......... part in your opinion???:shrug: Just curious to hear what you have to say.

Just thought I'd ask, spice things up.

Average is about 5 inches, so I'd say anything noticeably below that. And again, other redeeming features can make up for it.

[buckymcnix]

And again, other redeeming features can make up for it.

like having a credit card and knowing where to buy strap-ons.

[bretonbanquet]

Average is about 5 inches

Is there a problem with the water over there? :laugh:

[carrie721]

like having a credit card and knowing where to buy strap-ons.

i love you.

Is there a problem with the water over there? :laugh:

i love you.

:laugh:

[sasja]

What Carrie said!!!:thumbsup:

[HejiraNYC]

Anything below 7 inches is a big no-no.

Wouldn't that be a little no-no? :p

Yeesh, you put size queens to shame!

[tuigirl]

I see that the hairy back option is running away with the votes...so I'm curious...for the ones that voted....have you all known a hairy backed man, or is it just the thought of one?

[michelle2677]

^^i dont' think we're talking about just a little hair on the back. I can deal with that, and actually prefer some hair on the chest.

I have a friend, and he husband has it ALL. OVER. and it's thick. He's blonde, so it's not aaasss bad as this...but if i'm thinking of "repulsive" and "hairy back" this is what i'm thinking of:

http://matthewmcguinness.com/IMAGES/hairyback.jpg

[Sarah]

oh, dear. i didn't need to see that this early. i shouldn't have looked. :distress:

[HejiraNYC]

oh, dear. i didn't need to see that this early. i shouldn't have looked. :distress:

Sarah,

This one will tide you over until lunch...
http://www.plasmetic.com/images/man-breasts-boobs.jpg

[CelticGypsy]

Bad attitude/manners/sloppiness:nod:

[Sarah]

good thing i skipped lunch. http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-27.gif

[xxxmx]

http://matthewmcguinness.com/IMAGES/hairyback.jpg

i had to walk away from my computer and do the icky dance.

seriously.

the last guy i dated was italian and beautiful and hairy only in appropriate places and to an appropriate degree. when he whipped out pics of the family, i had to close my eyes and pray that he didn't suddenly sprout a pelt like his father.

i'm picking man boobs. a little flab is okay with me, but there's a definite line i'm not willing to envision myself crossing. it's also one of those can't-change physical things that men are really sensitive about. on the up and up, i don't mind baldness or flat butts. :p

[gretchen]

^^i dont' think we're talking about just a little hair on the back. I can deal with that, and actually prefer some hair on the chest.

I have a friend, and he husband has it ALL. OVER. and it's thick. He's blonde, so it's not aaasss bad as this...but if i'm thinking of "repulsive" and "hairy back" this is what i'm thinking of:

http://matthewmcguinness.com/IMAGES/hairyback.jpg

oh puke http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/kotzen.gif

[gretchen]

Sarah,

This one will tide you over until lunch...
http://www.plasmetic.com/images/man-breasts-boobs.jpg

double puke http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/kotzen.gif http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/kotzen.gif

[macmar71]

hehe... what a poll.
I went with small pecker. I can't handle that ****.

LOL.....I had to agree with you on this one. :laugh:

[macmar71]

double puke http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/kotzen.gif http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/kotzen.gif

Nasty....Man titties!!!!! this comes in a close second in my book after small pecker! :laugh: