Ledgie Poll -- Just For Fun

[David]

No bad vibes, just for fun . . . .

1. I love a good _________________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is ____________________.

3. I was _________________________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ____________________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _________________________.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _________________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ________________.

8. The bathroom is no place for _____________________________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for __________________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on _________________________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __________ Stevie to a _______________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great _____________ is only she hadn't ____________________________.

13. My inability to _______________________ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to _______________________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention.

[carrie721]

1. I love a good snark session.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is donald erb. just kidding, he's terrible.

3. I was not even born when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & entertaining. scalable? according to what criteria?

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is ... there are no drawbacks.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her rack.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his belief in cycles cycles cycles cy cy cy. (to the tune of "umbrella") oh wait. that's not a body part. wtf david?

8. The bathroom is no place for differential equations.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for shooting practice.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on the nuts of anyone within arm's reach.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a fug Stevie to a rock n roll Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great fighter with t-rex arms if only she hadn't been beaten by a wooden hand.

13. My <strike>inability to</strike> disinterest in censoring my thoughts mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ingest a line of coke. oh, not those cheeks?

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to sleep with theresa :laugh: at the next ledgie convention.

[mylittledemon]

1. I love a good ___curry_________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __Bach_______.

3. I was ____vexed_____ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & __fastidious_________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _____teen pregnancy?_____________.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her ___mouth______________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically (huh? What does God have to do with it?) speaking, is his ___hair_______.

8. The bathroom is no place for _____snacking____________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for ____woodland creatures___________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on __________entertainment taboos_______.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __thick____ Stevie to a _coked up___ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great __Republican senator___ is only she hadn't ____boycotted George W_______.

13. My inability to __spelunk____ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ____open her fan mail____.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to __argue about Fleetwood Mac with ChiliD_____ at the next ledgie convention.[/QUOTE]

[sara1998]

1. I love a good _______stiff drink____________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __hell if i know_______.

3. I was ____completly clueless____ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ____smartasses_______.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is ____yeah, besides teenage pregnancy, there are none__.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _____skin?______.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ____hehe...cycles_______.

8. The bathroom is no place for ___________cooking_________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for _____pooping__________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on ________nasty Kentuckian teeth____.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __live___ Stevie to a ____dead___ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great ____doctor____ if only she hadn't _____flunked med school_______.

13. My inability to ______be as big of a smartass______ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ________try and sell us on how beautiful Vivian Fox is__________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ________moon all of you_________ at the next ledgie convention. :lol:

[petep9000]

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __thick____ Stevie to a _coked up___ Stevie.


No! Nooo!!!!!



11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a fug Stevie to a rock n roll Stevie.



Ahhhh!!! No! LOLLLLL:lol:

[skcin]

1. I love a good meal.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is whoever Carrie said.

3. I was clueless as to who Louise de Vilmorin was when she died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & lots of fun.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is ???

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her boobs, I mean eyes.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is the songwriting part of his brain. ;)

8. The bathroom is no place for taking photos, Stevie.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for wearing giant sunglasses, Stevie.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on hominy.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a svelte Stevie to a tubby Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great lesbian if only she hadn't been attracted to men. I was once told this.:shrug:

13. My inability to tolerate stupidity mars my interaction with other ledgies. :D

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to wtf, David?

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ________ to the next ledgie convention.

Um. Not gonna happen. I don't need to meet anyone else here that badly. :laugh:

[gretchen]

1. I love a good night sky in summer.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is the music of the trees in the night wind.

3. I was 8 mos. away from being born when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & up for a delightful pinot noir.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is none.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her Dance Hair.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his entire being.

8. The bathroom is no place for MaiTais and Yahtzee.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for jousting.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on idk, quilling?

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a laundered Stevie to a wash and wear Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great 4H Judge is only she hadn't jogged it out.

13. My inability to apparently stop talking about the night mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to drive.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to show off my fangs :p at the next ledgie convention.

[mikeschmike]

1. I love a good lay.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Stephanie Nicks, obvz.

3. I was completely unaffected when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & steadfast in their devotion.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is finding a backseat to practice that kama sutra you've been hearing so much about.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her go go gadget foot.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his left big toe.

8. The bathroom is no place for songwriting.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for birthday cakes in the shape and color of a phallus.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on kicking ass and taking names, y'all.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a wailing Stevie to a bellowing Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great reader for the blind if only she hadn't laughed at those poor souls.

13. My inability to think like a retard mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to blow fire from her mouth on anyone who adopts babies for the wrong reason.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to heckle at the next ledgie convention.

[carrie721]

8. The bathroom is no place for taking photos, Stevie.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for wearing giant sunglasses, Stevie.

i love you.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great lesbian if only she hadn't been attracted to men. I was once told this.:shrug:

:laugh: well you really did go gaga for stevie last time we watched CV ... :laugh:

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her go go gadget foot.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his left big toe.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for birthday cakes in the shape and color of a phallus.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great reader for the blind if only she hadn't laughed at those poor souls.



i love you.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is when you... wait, there's a drawback?.

8. The bathroom is no place for making hufu .

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for eating hufu.

i love you.

i think the bathroom is a great place to make hufu different, though.


13. My inability to make constant sexual innuendos mars my interaction with other ledgies (One day I will be as good at this as Carrie)

some day i will come to london and teach you.

A-B-C ... easy as 1-2-3 ... simple as do re mi ...

[Villavic]

I missed this kind of threads..!!

1. I love a good WINE.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is.... What western zone? From what country?? ha haa

3. I have no idea who Louise de Vilmorin was.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & have no problem to say what they think.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is to be less than 18.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her face and hair.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his... ontowhat??

8. The bathroom is no place for eat.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for make number 2.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to assist at the next Fleetwood Mac concert at first row!

[Betsy]

1. I love a good ghost story..

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Brian Wilson.

3. I was a junior in high school (26th December 1969) when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & satirical.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is Will you still love me, tomorrow? (sing it Shirelles).

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her eyes.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his brain.

8. The bathroom is no place for smokers.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for smokers.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on how to have a good time

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a Belladonna Stevie to a Street Angel Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great Britney Spears Fan if only Britney hadn't outgrown the Mouskteers.

13. My inability to speak the lingo mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to channel Tammy Faye Bakker

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention. You have Ledgie Conventions???

[estranged4life]

1. I love a good loud heavy song

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is anyone who can write a catchy chorus that sticks in my head.

3. I was unaware when Louise de Vilmorin died

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & opinionated

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is that it can lead to marriage.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her eyes.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ________________.

8. The bathroom is no place for me to get sick like I did about 10 minutes ago.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for me to get even sicker, so I am staying outta there.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on posting.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer an older Stevie to a modern Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great music collector if only she hadn't realized I own more music than anyone.

13. My inability to not be healthy mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to smile.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to be present at the next ledgie convention.

[danax6]

1. I love a good stiff drink.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Ennio Morricone.

3. I was probably stardust when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & appalled by horse's teeth.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is having to spend a lot of money on condoms.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, are her lips (or so I've heard).

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, are his eyes.

8. The bathroom is no place for reading the morning paper.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for testing the sturdiness of your table.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on a certain someone's pole.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a naked Stevie to a TimeSpace Stevie (and that's saying something).

12. Fellow ledgie Paula could have been a really great person if only she hadn't befriended a Canadian.

13. My inability to turn down the sarcasm mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to blow coke up Lindsey's ass.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to get out from having to go to the next ledgie convention.

[Sarah]

1. I love a good laugh at a heinously inappropriate time.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is your mother.

3. I was fleeing the scene, covered in blood when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & politically correct in a hilariously lame way.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is that it ends once you get married.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her witchy-bitch nails.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his belief that no one falls into a simple set of labels.

8. The bathroom is no place for birthday cake or hiding bodies.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for an intense domestic dispute.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on hominy.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a super-sized Stevie to a pre-Klonopin Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great member of a biker gang if only she hadn't dated dudes instead.

13. My inability to give a damn about anything Stevie has done since 1981 minus The Dance and select tracks on Say You Will mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to set him on fire.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention. Yeah. Right. No way.

[carrie721]

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to set him on fire.

I JUST SQUAWKED.

[michelle2677]

1. I love a good ditto to carrie-snark session

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is britney spears

3. I was speechless when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & opinionated

5. One of the [benefits] of premarital sex is you don't have to buy as many batteries

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her eyes

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his nose

8. The bathroom is no place for driving

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for sleeping

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on the eff word

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a wooden circle tambo Stevie to a plastic crescent moon tambo Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great sweet person is only she hadn't been a bitch

13. My inability to be a nice person mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to have sex

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to be a fly on the wall at the next ledgie convention.

[petep9000]

1. I love a good cianti, with liver and fava beans.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Stevie Nicks, and she proved this when she bleated 'Emelline' instead of 'down the line' and received partial songwriting credit for her effort.

3. I was shocked, devastated and felt more than a little betrayed when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & not for breakfast anymore.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is you don't get to run out of the bedchamber with a blood-stained sheet and brag to your glog-drinking buddies about your bride's torn maidenhead.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is/are her beautiful eyes.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is/are his lovely, slender yet long fingers.

8. The bathroom is no place for a crocheted thing in the shape of a snowman or kitty-cat hiding your extra toilet roll.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for meat, eggs, or fish. (please visit peta.org for more details...did you spay your pet?)

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on her front door. We've tried jimmie-ing it open, and darn it, that thing is solid.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a coke and brandy Stevie to a klonopin Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great batch of toll-house cookies, if only she hadn't devoured all the raw dough herself with her fingers.

13. My inability to speak Martian mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to hold the soda straw in preperation for her coca-cola enema.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to meet all of you at the next ledgie convention.

[Serrart]

1. I love a good ______Tea___________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is _________Bach (obviously)___________.

3. I was ___somewhere in the sky (hopefully)________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ______American____.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _choosing a lover through a glass____.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _________eyes____.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his _____eyes_______.

8. The bathroom is no place for ___watching tv____________________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for __watching Italian politicians on tv_(it makes you lose appetite)_________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on _________________________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __________ Stevie to a _______________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great _____________ is only she hadn't ____________________________.

13. My inability to _virtual friendship____ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to _______________________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ________shake Stevie's hand (hey, you never know)_________ at the next ledgie convention.

[shackin'up]

No bad vibes, just for fun . . . .

1. I love a good _____screw____________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is _____E from Eels_______________.

3. I was __totally obnoxious_______ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & _gay________________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is __that I never got married___.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _mouth________________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his _fly______________

8. The bathroom is no place for _Recording with a band______.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for ___dog****____________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on __________me_______________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a ___obese_______ Stevie to a ____singing___________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great ___Stevie__________ is only she hadn't _____met David_______________________.

13. My inability to ____be homosexual_________________ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to _______release a lindsey buckingham album___________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________avoid______________at the next ledgie convention.

:D:D:D.....

[xdreamsunwindx]

1. I love a good extravagant killing spree

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is everyone who wrote the Phil Spector hits of the early 60s.

3. I was in hell, rubbing my hands together maniacally when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & flaming.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is when I can't remember who to ask for abortion money.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her coke stare.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his Art Garfunkel hair.

8. The bathroom is no place for a marriage proposal.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for shooting up.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on fecal matter.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a transexual Stevie to a coked-up Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great casserole is only she hadn't pushed the red button.

13. My inability to refrain from breaking into song mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to do lines off of Jimmy Iovine's ass.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to buy a plane ticket to get me far away from the next ledgie convention.

[michelle2677]

david, where are your answers?







10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on __________me_______________________________.



omg



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :p :xoxo:

[David]

david, where are your answers?You can't answer your own poll, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE reading everyone else's answers. To say we have some serious creativity & verbal acuity here would be an understatement! :thumbsup:

[michelle2677]

You can't answer your own poll


why?




ten characters.

[vivfox]

The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __Stephanie Nicks__________________.

I was ______in Los Angeles___________________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

[vivfox]

No bad vibes, just for fun . . . .

1. I love a good _______demo__________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __Stephanie Nicks__________________.

3. I was ______in Los Angeles___________________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & __happy__________________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _____condoms____________________.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her __nose_______________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ___ear lobe_____________.

8. The bathroom is no place for ___washing dishes__________________________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for ___Stevie Nicks photos_______________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on _______Live Tusk Concerts__________________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __sober________ Stevie to a ____drunk___________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great __poet___________ if only she had___written the words to Gold Dust Woman_________________________.

13. My inability to ____dance___________________ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ___wait... I am VivFox____________________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ____watch Michelle Tyler perform_______________________________________ at the next Lledgie convention in Llanview, Pennsylvania.

[StevieAteMyCat]

1. I love a good Ledge orgy.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Sheb Wooley. Millions of people wrote symphonies or love songs, but who else paid musical tribute to the life and times of a Purple People Eater?.

3. I was filming "Two Boys, One Bowl" with Peter O'Toole when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & the children of Nicks and Coca-Cola.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is not yet having your lives legally intertwined in a 50/50 split of everything. Popping your cherry is fun, but popping our cherry gives a certain sense of unity that will last forever, or until you discover that while you were saving yourself, I was getting freaky with your sister, mother, priest, and hamster. Sorry.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her enchanted uterus, currently home to a pack of gypsies, and formerly a stop on the underground railroad.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his metaphysical "Udall '76" scrotum tattoo.

8. The bathroom is no place for defecating.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for eating.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on Buzz Aldrin's mating habits.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a love-filled Stevie to a rat-infested Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great squid if only she hadn't been two squids.

13. My inability to consider you folks anything but a figment of my imagination mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to wipe between her other cheeks.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to watch all 23 episodes of 1978's animated "Fleetwood Mac Mysteries," starring the fab five and their lovable, yet homicidal, penguin Rusty solving crimes in the San Fernando Valley as hilarity ensues at the next ledgie convention.

[sasja]

LOVE these! :D Will try to get back to it if the boys let me!

[macmar71]

No bad vibes, just for fun . . . .

1. I love a good _________________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is ____________________.

3. I was _________________________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ____________________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _________________________.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _________________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ________________.

8. The bathroom is no place for _____________________________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for __________________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on _________________________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __________ Stevie to a _______________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great _____________ is only she hadn't ____________________________.

13. My inability to _______________________ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to _______________________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention.



1) a good, entertaining book

2) Lyrically, Stevie Nicks has written some pretty impacting words that I have treasured my whole life

3) I have no clue how old I was

4)Awesome and cool to hang out with on the Ledge and very informative too!

5) Trying not to get pregnant

6) her smile

7) those blue eyes

8) for an unflushed toilet

9) for a sinkful of dishes

10) Fleetwood Mac

11) a stylish rockin' Stevie to a wasted hot mess Stevie

12)President if she hadn't joined Fleetwood Mac for the next tour as a roadie!

13) get to a computer frequently

14) blow a toy sail boat across a puddle

15) to meet Lindsey Buckingham and engage in something indecent