How was your poo this morning?

[petep9000]

In the past few months, I have dramatically increased the amount of fiber in my diet. Oatmeal every day without fail, tons of fresh fruits, dried fruits, and veggies both raw and cooked. I think I'm actually getting the recommended daily servings, which is not so easy (and something I never thought I'd do).

Needless to say, every morning is an adventure- I never know what's going to be produced. Today, I made a mushy snake about a foot long and to my suprise it didn't snap in half. And how was yours?:D

[David]

Also, try my fruit smoothie, recipe posted here awhile back.

Also, add wheat germ to a bunch of things, like smoothies, chicken piccata, (whole wheat) pasta with marinara, & raw salmon over wild rice.

Two kinds of fiber: soluble & insoluble.

Soluble fiber would be Granny Smith apple skin (which is in my smoothie recipe).

Insoluble fiber would be psyllium husk.

Don't forget to bike 25 miles each day around 3 p.m., or basically as long as your butt can stand (or sit) being on the bike seat.

[michelle2677]

this is my new favorite thread.

i love talking about poo.


I'll keep you all updated as soon as i get the results in.

[SortaSavageLike]

I think this will be a great thread for just shooting the ****.

[LiamMcConville]

My ****s are sporadic and usually an awful experience. Here is my long poo filled tale:

About two years ago, my stomach started to become VERY fickle. I could eat anything, but a day or so later I would get an AWFUL stomach ache during school. I don't know how recently you all have seen a public High School boy's restroom, but its absolutely disgusting. There is no way I'm going to **** at school unless my lower intestine is slowly but surely venturing outside of my asshole.

Anyway, I went to my pediatrician, who recommended liquid enemas, which let me tell you, was the most unpleasant experience of my life and reaffirmed that I most certainly am straight. :lol: After two more appointments and little improvement, I was sent to a specialist.

Seeing this specialist involved waiting for two hours in a very, VERY small lobby with a large amount of non-English speaking Hispanics. This was a bad sign, but not an indicator of things to come.

The doctor was very knowledgeable, proceeded to lay me on my back and play my stomach like a Congo. He said I would need an x-ray, which indeed confirmed that I literally, was full of ****, which led to the diagnoses of an Impacted Colon.

After this, I was prescribed two laxatives, "go-lightly" and "miralax." The Go-Lightly is the most horrible, explosive laxative on the face of the planet. Basically, you have to drink a gallon of salt water, which I chose to do while watching "Blue Thunder" staring Roy Scheider. Apparently I thought it was a much better movie then it ended up being.

Anyway, this laxative caused me to have the most liquidy diarrhea one could imagine over the course of two hours. After this, I felt better than ever.

I currently drink the other prescription, Miralax every night, and still have problems poo-ing in school.

My latest poo was diarrheal turdlings.

Thanks for listening to my story.

[sara1998]

Are you really talking about this ****???

[danax6]

I'll read this thread after I finish my chicken sandwich. Thanks.

[mylittledemon]

In the past few months, I have dramatically increased the amount of fiber in my diet. Oatmeal every day without fail, tons of fresh fruits, dried fruits, and veggies both raw and cooked. I think I'm actually getting the recommended daily servings, which is not so easy (and something I never thought I'd do).

Needless to say, every morning is an adventure- I never know what's going to be produced. Today, I made a mushy snake about a foot long and to my suprise it didn't snap in half. And how was yours?:D

Wow Pete. Amazing. You remind me of my friend JoDan, who is so proud of his ****s that he'll take pictures of them with his cell phone and text it to everyone.

[mylittledemon]

Are you really talking about this ****???


Haha. LITERALLY!

[Josh2003]

I noticed that when I was living in France, my poo was never solid like it often is here. It wasn't diarrhea, either...just a much softer, liquidier consistency.


And as for this morning...let's just say I haven't gotten that far yet.

[mylittledemon]

I noticed that when I was living in France, my poo was never solid like it often is here. It wasn't diarrhea, either...just a much softer, liquidier consistency.


And as for this morning...let's just say I haven't gotten that far yet.

Wow that is WEIRD, cause mine was opposite. I had much better dates-with-the-toilet when I was living in New Zealand. Now, more often than not, I get backed up like a garbage diposal.

[danax6]

Wow Pete. Amazing. You remind me of my friend JoDan, who is so proud of his ****s that he'll take pictures of them with his cell phone and text it to everyone.He wouldn't be my friend for long, but he'd probably have a lifetime BFF in Michelle. :laugh:

[Mywyldhrt]

In the past few months, I have dramatically increased the amount of fiber in my diet. Oatmeal every day without fail, tons of fresh fruits, dried fruits, and veggies both raw and cooked. I think I'm actually getting the recommended daily servings, which is not so easy (and something I never thought I'd do).

Needless to say, every morning is an adventure- I never know what's going to be produced. Today, I made a mushy snake about a foot long and to my suprise it didn't snap in half. And how was yours?:D

It was a little mushy-stink rating 6. It was okay...have had worse. Thanks for asking!!

[petep9000]

I'm so fiber-filled, that some times I just make it...good thing I only wear white Calvins on special occasions. They just wouldn't cut it for daily wear like my dark blue or green undies.

[mylittledemon]

I'm so fiber-filled, that some times I just make it...good thing I only wear white Calvins on special occasions. They just wouldn't cut it for daily wear like my dark blue or green undies.

Haha...I picture you like Harry on his date with mary in "Dumb & Dumber" ...he just made it to the can after Lloyd gave him the super laxative!

Haha...NEVER wear whitey tighties for that reason alone. You just NEVER KNOW what that little pink stinker is capable of.

[sara1998]

Haha. LITERALLY!

:D

This thread has just gone down the toilet. :distress:

:lol::lol:

[michelle2677]

Wow Pete. Amazing. You remind me of my friend JoDan, who is so proud of his ****s that he'll take pictures of them with his cell phone and text it to everyone.


wha...what's wrong with that? :confused:
He wouldn't be my friend for long, but he'd probably have a lifetime BFF in Michelle. :laugh:

:laugh: bitch.

I'm so fiber-filled, that some times I just make it...good thing I only wear white Calvins on special occasions. They just wouldn't cut it for daily wear like my dark blue or green undies.

nasty.



if I could just get mine to float, i think i'd be happy.

[David]

This thread makes me want to talk about "The Other Side of the Mirror."

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[reebokandlace]

if I could just get mine to float, i think i'd be happy.

If they float your body is processing your fat intake (fat floats), if they sink it means either you have little to no fat in your diet or your body is retaining the fat.

[skcin]

Aw, my second favorite subject! Food is first, of course.

I never had a problem until I started eating healthier, to be honest. :shrug: I am now prone to constipation. Increased fiber can actually bind you up if you don't also increase your fluid intake, but I drink copious amounts of water each day so I don't know what the deal is. I've started taking a stool softener (NOT a laxative) 2 - 3 times a week & that has helped immensely. I typically go every other day (every third at most) and it's solid but not hard. :thumbsup:

Liam - I know it sucks to go in a public bathroom, but if you gotta go, you gotta go! Seriously, if you hold it your large intestine keeps absorbing water from your feces, which can cause it to become harder, which makes it more difficult to expel, which causes it to back up, which can lead to impaction. Buy some toilet seat covers or something. :angel:

[priestofnothing]

O.M.G.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/priestofnothing/EnchantedPooh.jpg

Enchanted Pooh

[petep9000]

this really turned out to be a ****ty thread.

[mylittledemon]

this really turned out to be a ****ty thread.

this topic really got dumped on

[petep9000]

Well, I've had just about enough of this crap. This stinks!

[mylittledemon]

Well, I've had just about enough of this crap. This stinks!

...that reminded me of that scene in Billy Madison when Adam Sandler says "OH MAN--Old man Clemens HATES sh*t!" hahaha...well who doesnt?

[xdreamsunwindx]

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[mylittledemon]

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Family Guy? High brow? Since when? *wink* =)