does this scare you as much as it scares me?

[carrie721]

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/blog/090107_celinenewalbum.jpg

i think i'm sterile now.

[Sarah]

wait for it.

wait for it.

http://www.memphisracingscene.com/vb/images/smilies/mrs_puke.gif

ahhh. i feel better now.

[xdreamsunwindx]

o hay MSPaint idk

[Nixxxed]

She's showing sideboob - what more do you want?

[carrie721]

She's showing sideboob - what more do you want?

ideally? for her to not show sideboob. :laugh:

[Sarah]

please, god, tell me other people here like family guy.

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"'cuz that's my sideboob" instantaneously catapults me from "completely silent" to "dangerously close to snorting".

[carrie721]

rolling. on. the floor. :laugh: :laugh:

[xdreamsunwindx]

please, god, tell me other people here like family guy.

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"'cuz that's my sideboob" instantaneously catapults me from "completely silent" to "dangerously close to snorting".

As if I needed more reason to love you, Sarah.

FAMILY GUY FTW

[carrie721]

i love craigslist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sac/396375017.html

[Nixxxed]

*snort*

And you found that clip so fast, too.

[rbs3676]

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/blog/090107_celinenewalbum.jpg


I am not taking those chances.

rbs

[carrie721]

I am not taking those chances.

rbs

zing!! +1 for beating the rest of us to the punch :laugh:

[Nixxxed]

A little creative between-the-legs photoshopping could make this album cover take on many different meanings.

[amber]

No, because I like that suit for me. Perhaps I have lost my way, but I can't resist a taylored black jacket (with side boob option) and a flare leg.

However - Celine Dion herself does indeed scare me that much. Wherever I see her. In fact, I have just started a charity fund to Save Her Outfit. If we raise enough money we can transfer that outfit to someone who doesn't make us simultaneously cringe and clap our hands over our ears as a safety precaution. Live the dream.
Wait, are those stars real, or did one of you do that? Cause if they are real...I...I don't know if I can go on....I mean, maybe my heart will go on, but...


*Note to self - study Celine's hair technique designed to pull attention from actual face by nearly enveloping it*

[Sarah]

*snort*

And you found that clip so fast, too.

dude. you say "sideboob", i say "peter griffin". it's the first thought. :laugh:


kate - daaaww. there went another one of my icicles. &hearts;

carrie - i'm going to write a new song and somehow incorporate "the tarp". it's fun to say... i very rarely get the opportunity to say tarp, but this is 2 days in a row now. it's destiny freals.

[carrie721]

No, because I like that suit for me. Perhaps I have lost my way, but I can't resist a taylored black jacket (with side boob option) and a flare leg.

However - Celine Dion herself does indeed scare me that much. Wherever I see her. In fact, I have just started a charity fund to Save Her Outfit. If we raise enough money we can transfer that outfit to someone who doesn't make us simultaneously cringe and clap our hands over our ears as a safety precaution. Live the dream.
Wait, are those stars real, or did one of you do that? Cause if they are real...I...I don't know if I can go on....

it's the face and the hair. the face scares the **** out of me. and the hair scares the **** out of me. :distress:

the stars aren't real, i stole the image from pinkisthenewblog.com, and he puts those stars on all his pics. i kind of wish they were real tho.

[amber]

it's the face and the hair. the face scares the **** out of me. and the hair scares the **** out of me. :distress:

the stars aren't real, i stole the image from pinkisthenewblog.com, and he puts those stars on all his pics. i kind of wish they were real tho.

Dude, see edit. :distress: but thank god the stars aren't real. I should have noticed that the universe did not collapse upon itself. Word.
We all wish they were real, but is it right to take pleasure in such abject lamitude? Do we not have hearts?

[carrie721]

Dude, see edit. :distress: but thank god the stars aren't real. I should have noticed that the universe did not collapse upon itself. Word.
We all wish they were real, but is it right to take pleasure in such abject lamitude? Do we not have hearts?

i think it's justified ... i mean, look what they're inflicting upon us. we have a right to revel in their retardation :D

more craigslist genius:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/388723055.html

[Sarah]

i can't actually get into a conversation about celine dion... or her music. street cred, etc. :distress:

i've never really browsed craigslist for entertainment. there probably is some really whack **** on there.

[carrie721]

i can't actually get into a conversation about celine dion... or her music. street cred, etc. :distress:

i've never really browsed craigslist for entertainment. there probably is some really whack **** on there.

i love the "best of" section. there's some hilarious **** there... also some lame ****, but seriously :

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html

ftw.

[amber]

i think it's justified ... i mean, look what they're inflicting upon us. we have a right to revel in their retardation :D

more craigslist genius:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/388723055.html

:lol:

Ah, Craigslist, how do I love thee?
But, you know, that's a big, full heart for a craigslister. it could be, and is, and has been, much worse. :laugh:

May I do a translation for my own amusement? Thx.
"I ain't yo baby daddy, but I thought you was fine, and maybe we could, you know, kick it while we work out the details. :cool: Naw, baby, I don't love her, I wanna be wit you and our baby forever!!! I'll tell her when she gets back. Hey, you got five dollars?"

[Sarah]

i love the "best of" section. there's some hilarious **** there... also some lame ****, but seriously :

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html

ftw.

dude warriors are teh sux. they don't even get zorz on the end of their sux, you know what i'm sayin? and lvl 8? wtf? my magic would so totally pwn that noob in any game. :mad:

[DrummerDeanna]

Dear Carrie,

Thanks to that picture of Celine Dion I have completely lost the ability to love.

Thanks,
Deanna

[carrie721]

:lol:

Ah, Craigslist, how do I love thee?
But, you know, that's a big, full heart for a craigslister. it could be, and is, and has been, much worse. :laugh:

May I do a translation for my own amusement? Thx.
"I ain't yo baby daddy, but I thought you was fine, and maybe we could, you know, kick it while we work out the details. :cool: Naw, baby, I don't love her, I wanna be wit you and our baby forever!!! I'll tell her when she gets back. Hey, you got five dollars?"

:laugh:

please contribute this to babelfish.

Dear Carrie,

Thanks to that picture of Celine Dion I have completely lost the ability to love.

Thanks,
Deanna

pooooooooooooooooooor deanna.

well since maria's back on the market again ... :lol:

[carrie721]

o. m. g.

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poor rusty!!!!!!!!!!

[SortaSavageLike]

Have I found meat on those bones? Someone help me find some meat, please.

[michelle2677]

o. m. g.

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poor rusty!!!!!!!!!!

i love rusty.

the part that cracks me up "causes him to fall asleep when he's trying to do other things..............PLOP" :lol:

[BlackWidow]

wait for it.

wait for it.

http://www.memphisracingscene.com/vb/images/smilies/mrs_puke.gif

ahhh. i feel better now.

I.Love.You. :xoxo:

[TulsaMINI]

I thought it looked familiar...

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/3129FE5CC8L._SS500_.jpg

[BlackWidow]

I thought it looked familiar...

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/3129FE5CC8L._SS500_.jpg

..it does look..."hauntingly...hauntingly familiar!!!" :laugh:

[mylittledemon]

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/blog/090107_celinenewalbum.jpg

i think i'm sterile now.

Yikes. I wish she would just go away. But then again, she probably brings joy to a lot of folks, I dunno.

[trackaghost]

I hate you Carrie :distress:

[amber]

I hate you Carrie :distress:

She, with help, put literally the two people/singers I hate most, in an outfit I love (makes it more heartbreaking, don'tchaknow) in one thread. First I thought it was heinous, then Mariah Carey appeared, and I realized I had actually been transported to hell. (Coincidentally, they are both Aries. Just saying. Hey, I'm in hell, I might as well amuse myself.)

I don't think a comparison with Hitler goes too far in this instance. :shrug:
Hitler=Carrie's thread.

[Wild_Heart03]

oh, the pinkstarmanity. :distress:

[GarboSpeaks!]

Ok, maybe the funniest thread ever.
A) Poor Rusty. That poor adorable...zonk
B) The D&D player looky for pooty. Must have big ta's and eat for under $20, looking for playas on CL. Could it get funnier?
C) Damily Guy, Good stuff, I suck for not seeing every epeisode. Side boob, a classic
D) Recall the TV series "V"? When the aliens showed themselves for real? That pic of CD looks like the in-between moment, and now I sleep w/ a night light on. They are among us I tell you!

Lastly...Carrie...your pic...a wine glass on a patio table?

[Sorceress]

:laugh:

please contribute this to babelfish.




Done. In French.

"I n'est pas papa de bébé de yo, mais j'ai pensé que vous étiez très bien, et peut-être nous pourrions, vous le savons, donnons un coup de pied tandis que nous établissons les détails. Naw, bébé, je ne l'aime pas, je veux être esprit vous et notre bébé pour toujours ! ! ! Je lui dirai quand elle revient. Hé, vous avez obtenu cinq dollars?"

I don't know, I'm amused. :laugh:

[Sorceress]

:laugh:

"I ain't yo baby daddy, but I thought you was fine, and maybe we could, you know, kick it while we work out the details. Naw, baby, I don't love her, I wanna be wit you and our baby forever!!! I'll tell her when she gets back. Hey, you got five dollars?"

please contribute this to babelfish.




Done. In French.

"I n'est pas papa de bébé de yo, mais j'ai pensé que vous étiez très bien, et peut-être nous pourrions, vous le savons, donnons un coup de pied tandis que nous établissons les détails. Naw, bébé, je ne l'aime pas, je veux être esprit vous et notre bébé pour toujours ! ! ! Je lui dirai quand elle revient. Hé, vous avez obtenu cinq dollars?"

I don't know, I'm amused. :laugh: Yo and Naw are apparently universal terms.

[carrie721]

I hate you Carrie :distress:

such harsh words, sharon. :distress:

She, with help, put literally the two people/singers I hate most, in an outfit I love (makes it more heartbreaking, don'tchaknow) in one thread. First I thought it was heinous, then Mariah Carey appeared, and I realized I had actually been transported to hell. (Coincidentally, they are both Aries. Just saying. Hey, I'm in hell, I might as well amuse myself.)

I don't think a comparison with Hitler goes too far in this instance. :shrug:
Hitler=Carrie's thread.

my work here is done. :laugh:

Ok, maybe the funniest thread ever.
A) Poor Rusty. That poor adorable...zonk
B) The D&D player looky for pooty. Must have big ta's and eat for under $20, looking for playas on CL. Could it get funnier?
C) Damily Guy, Good stuff, I suck for not seeing every epeisode. Side boob, a classic
D) Recall the TV series "V"? When the aliens showed themselves for real? That pic of CD looks like the in-between moment, and now I sleep w/ a night light on. They are among us I tell you!

Lastly...Carrie...your pic...a wine glass on a patio table?

omg, i am cracking up at D!! :laugh: and yes! actually it's a daiquiri, not wine, but you're the only person who's figured it out!

Done. In French.

"I n'est pas papa de bébé de yo, mais j'ai pensé que vous étiez très bien, et peut-être nous pourrions, vous le savons, donnons un coup de pied tandis que nous établissons les détails. Naw, bébé, je ne l'aime pas, je veux être esprit vous et notre bébé pour toujours ! ! ! Je lui dirai quand elle revient. Hé, vous avez obtenu cinq dollars?"

I don't know, I'm amused. :laugh: Yo and Naw are apparently universal terms.

OMG. papa de bebe de yo!! :lauh: genius.