Ask Jazmen!

[BlackWidow]

Hi Jazzy,

I have been reading your column for years and have a question.

How do you cure the summertime blues?

Andre

[JazmenFlowers]

lol. I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me. but since I can sense your desperation, I'll tell you. after reading the Big Brother thread, it's clear that you have a sickness and the only cure is more Dick.

[danax6]

I think more Dick is the solution to a lot of things. No?

[HejiraNYC]

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[BlackWidow]

Dear Jazzy,

Is it true that a gay man can turn a straight guy gay?
What does "on the down low" really mean?

Andre

[JazmenFlowers]

^^^
oh dear.

let me do some research and get back to you.

[BlackWidow]

^^^
oh dear.

let me do some research and get back to you.

...I'm waiting.;)

[irishgrl]

...I'm waiting.;)
you're a bad BAD Andre! (however, you are hilarious as hell, so carry on!)

[Phoenix]

:laugh: I also want to ask Jazzmen.:lol: I dont know what yet, but this is a good idea.

[irishgrl]

:laugh: I also want to ask Jazzmen.:lol: I dont know what yet, but this is a good idea.
Is Jazmen related to Miss Cleo?

[BlackWidow]

Hi Jazmen,

How do you stay in such great shape? Do you have a regimine?

Andre

[Mari]

Hi Andre

What's a "regimine"?

Thanks, Mari.

[carrie721]

jazzy,

whatchoo gon' do with all that junk? all that junk inside yo' trunk?

carrie

[mikeschmike]

Jazzy,

If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me...would we? Could we?

[danax6]

Jazster,

How can the greatest love come from the greatest pain?

Vanessa

[carrie721]

Jazzy,

If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me...would we? Could we?

it was all so simple then :distress:

[JazmenFlowers]

jazzy,

whatchoo gon' do with all that junk? all that junk inside yo' trunk?

carrie
I hope you know that this has nothing to do with you. it's personal.
Jazzy,

If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me...would we? Could we?
well, wasn't leaving me the best thing you've ever done.
Jazster,

How can the greatest love come from the greatest pain?

Vanessa
no one's right baby, all the time and a fool only knows what he's leaving behind. take some time to know the real story.

[Phoenix]

jazzy,

whatchoo gon' do with all that junk? all that junk inside yo' trunk?

carrie

Well, As long as he Clubbbed it over the head first, it shouldnt be making any noise.

[BlackWidow]

Dearest Jaz,

What do you use for sunblock?

Andre

[irishgrl]

Dearest Jaz,

What do you use for sunblock?

Andre
I think Carrie's tickling it/them. of course I could be wrong.........

[camchristo]

Jazzy,

How many more hours will her heart feel broken?

cc

[DrummerDeanna]

I can't believe no one has asked the most important question of all. :distress:


Dearest Jazzy,

Has anyone ever written anything for you?

Deanna

[carrie721]

I can't believe no one has asked the most important question of all. :distress:


Dearest Jazzy,

Has anyone ever written anything for you?

Deanna

OMG. embarrassing loud laughter. love it :laugh: :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

Dear Jazzy Jazz Jazz,

Do you remember how the angels sang?

Dre

[kathy1]

hi jazmen how is your summer going so far?

[mikeschmike]

well, wasn't leaving me the best thing you've ever done.


I honestly thought you died of grieving when I left. I'm glad to see that you didn't. So now the question is, can I be of any help to you baybeh?

[JazmenFlowers]

Jazzy,

How many more hours will her heart feel broken?

cc
I'm still wondering when I'm not dancing around in a circle.
I can't believe no one has asked the most important question of all. :distress:


Dearest Jazzy,

Has anyone ever written anything for you?

Deanna
I did get a message once. it said "stay among the living" -
I honestly thought you died of grieving when I left. I'm glad to see that you didn't. So now the question is, can I be of any help to you baybeh?
that's alright. I was crazy to wait on you bb. I'm alright.

[BlackWidow]

Dear Jazmen,

How are you, Doll?

[skcin]

Jazmen,

Have you ever heard me sing?

Thanks!

[strandinthewind]

Jazmen,

Have you ever heard me sing?

Thanks!

Well, I saw you lip synch with perhaps a few lines of vocals - and then you tried to kill another Ledgie with a projectile! Perhaps the stage is not for you :p

[lousylover]

Hi Jazzy,

I have been reading your column for years and have a question.

How do you cure the summertime blues?

Andre
There aint no cure?

[skcin]

Goddammit Strand, I was asking Jazmen! :mad:

It was Curtis who attempted to kill Carrie, not I

[strandinthewind]

Goddammit Strand, I was asking Jazmen! :mad:

It was Curtis who attempted to kill Carrie, not I

ANDANOTHERTHINGMISSY -- instead of the two nurses attempting to render care, only laughing ensued :D

[skcin]

ANDANOTHERTHINGMISSY -- instead of the two nurses attempting to render care, only laughing ensued :D



Eh. It's not like she was bleeding or anything. :rolleyes:

[strandinthewind]

Eh. It's not like she was bleeding or anything. :rolleyes:

Well, she does have a hard head :shrug:

[carrie721]

Well, she does have a hard head :shrug:

WELL I NEVER. HOW DARE YOU SIR. :mad: :distress:

[irishgrl]

WELL I NEVER. HOW DARE YOU SIR. :mad: :distress:
oh Carrie, the havoc you wreak! all innocent-like :lol:

[carrie721]

oh Carrie, the havoc you wreak! all innocent-like :lol:

:angel: :shrug: :angel: :shrug:

[irishgrl]

:angel: :shrug: :angel: :shrug:
I know! I tell my boss the same thing!

[strandinthewind]

WELL I NEVER. HOW DARE YOU SIR. :mad: :distress:

:xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: