personal grooming

[JazmenFlowers]

how far do you go?

[irishgrl]

is anyone besides me scratching their head over this? :shrug:

ETA: Oh, so its a POLL?????? I think I'll just see how everyone ELSE votes :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I'll wait to see how everyone else responds first.

[HomerMcvie]

I'm just trying to figure out if it's a pubic pole, I mean public poll, or not!:shrug::p

[carrie721]

LOL. i knew this was going to turn into a poll.

[JazmenFlowers]

is anyone besides me scratching their head over this? :shrug:
really? head scratching isn't really required. just curiosity.

it's all in fun. it's not meant to be overtly gross or in bad taste. if it's too personal, don't respond or participate.

[michelle2677]

LOL I came in before everyone else had responded, then came back and I SWEAR i was going to put "this needs to be a poll" and I'll be damned...


anyway...back on topic :laugh:

erm....

usually nicely trimmed unless I need it to be otherwise :laugh: we'll leave it at that. then it will be landing strip.


I've never gone completely bare :shrug:

[irishgrl]

really? head scratching isn't really required. just curiosity.

it's all in fun. it's nothing overtly gross. if it's too personal, don't respond or participate.

its just an ODD topic.......unless you ask Theresa (or is it Teresa?) (Bikerchick)
who actually asked us Ledgies if we recommended she get a Brazilian wax for her hubby that one time....)

edited to add: there are certain, shall we say, ADVANTAGES to being as smooth as a baby's bottom..........Nuff Said.
(note: I didnt vote. Im just opining. however, I am considering voting absentee......)

[JazmenFlowers]

btw, I think I made all votes private just in case

[michelle2677]

its just an ODD topic.......unless you ask Theresa (or is it Teresa?) (Bikerchick)
who actually asked us Ledgies if we recommended she get a Brazilian wax for her hubby that one time....)


:confused: :confused: :confused: why is it odd?? we talk about every thing else on here. and as jason said, if it's a big deal and you feel uncomfortable, don't participate.

I've seen worse threads on the ledge :rolleyes:

[JazmenFlowers]

its just an ODD topic.......unless you ask Theresa (or is it Teresa?) (Bikerchick)
who actually asked us Ledgies if we recommended she get a Brazilian wax for her hubby that one time....)
I guess...

The Ledge needs a little oddity...before we all end up strangling ourselves over the apology thread...

or worse yet, it gets even more boring

[michelle2677]

btw, I think I made all votes private just in case

what was it you said to me???

oh yeah...

p*ssy :lol: ;)

[AliceLover]

I guess...

The Ledge needs a little oddity...before we all end up strangling ourselves over the apology thread...

or worse yet, it gets even more boring

I bet I can guess what you chose, Davis!

[Miss Vicky]

I go completely bare once a month - just seems more hygenic during "that time." The rest of the time I just trim. I don't have anyone to impress anyway.

And I do it myself with a razor. Ain't lettin' some stranger spread wax all over my nether regions.

[irishgrl]

:confused: :confused: :confused: why is it odd?? we talk about every thing else on here. and as jason said, if it's a big deal and you feel uncomfortable, don't participate.

I've seen worse threads on the ledge :rolleyes:

I dont feel uncomfortable! it takes a heck of a lot more than THAT to make ME uncomfortable :shrug:

[HomerMcvie]

I once tried to trim mine in the shape of a Christmas tree, but the tinsel kept falling off!:lol: :wavey:

[carrie721]

I guess...

The Ledge needs a little oddity...before we all end up strangling ourselves over the apology thread...

or worse yet, it gets even more boring

i ****in' love you.

girl you know it's truuuue
ooh, ooh, oooooh, i love you-oohhh!

[BlackWidow]

..so it's come to this now.

[irishgrl]

..so it's come to this now.

Andre, fess up. you put him up to this. you CAD!

[JazmenFlowers]

what was it you said to me???

oh yeah...

p*ssy :lol: ;)
omg. I will seriously need a breathing treatment. I just laughed so hard.
I bet I can guess what you chose, Davis!
lol. I wish more people would acknowledge that and I could get the kind of attention he gets. I mean, I get my share...but still...
i ****in' love you.

girl you know it's truuuue
ooh, ooh, oooooh, i love you-oohhh!
for reals? srsly? omg. natch!

[BlackWidow]

Andre, fess up. you put him up to this. you CAD!

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S!!!!:thumbsup:

[carrie721]

for reals? srsly? omg. natch!

snatch!

oh, sorry, tourrette's.

whatever happened to that "spurious" thread hillary started like a year ago? what color is your hair? :laugh:

[JazmenFlowers]

snatch!

oh, sorry, tourrette's.

whatever happened to that "spurious" thread hillary started like a year ago? what color is your hair? :laugh:
stop.now.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[AliceLover]

lol. I wish more people would acknowledge that and I could get the kind of attention he gets. I mean, I get my share...but still...



Haha!

Don't be jealous of Davis' attention. He only gets it because hes on a trashy TV show!

[irishgrl]

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S!!!!:thumbsup:

Here's to ya, in the spirit of the Day!

[carrie721]

stop.now.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

may i take this opportunity to cover an old st. olaf spiritual?

i never thought i'd find a hair there ...

oom pah pah
oom pah pah
oom pah pah
oom - what the hell is that hair ...

[danax6]

Uuuuuuuuuuuh. Yeah. :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

And I do it myself with a razor. Ain't lettin' some stranger spread wax all over my nether regions.

Unless this stranger's name is Joaquin Phoenix, right?

[strandinthewind]

Okay - this thread reminds me of this guy I knew years ago who walked up to me at a birthday party and says "I just had the sun tatooed around my a$$hole" -- not one to be phased by that, I replied "if you shave half of you a## hair, does the sun have goatee" :eek:

:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

[Miss Vicky]

Unless this stranger's name is Joaquin Phoenix, right?

Well, duh, that stranger can do what he wants with my nether regions...

as long as I can do what I want with his. :D

[goldustsongbird]

Well, duh, that stranger can do what he wants with my nether regions...

as long as I can do what I want with his. :D

And as long as we can share, I am in total agreement.

[strandinthewind]

Well, duh, that stranger can do what he wants with my nether regions...

as long as I can do what I want with his. :D

Wouldn't he have to do it with one hand as one of his arms is not 100% ?

[Miss Vicky]

And as long as we can share, I am in total agreement.

I don't share, but you can have sloppy seconds.

[markolas]

Uhh...is this a thread about pubic hair? :eek:

I don't shave any of the hair below my face. I think it's creepy when guys do that; unless you're an athlete or something. There are these guys at work that are twin brothers, who apparently go completely hairless. I joked to another co-worker that they must shave each other's asses. :laugh:

[irishgrl]

Uhh...is this a thread about pubic hair? :eek:

I don't shave any of the hair below my face. I think it's creepy when guys do that; unless you're an athlete or something. There are these guys at work that are twin brothers, who apparently go completely hairless. I joked to another co-worker that they must shave each other's asses. :laugh:

Markolas, aka "there's a hair in my soup"

[goldustsongbird]

I don't share, but you can have sloppy seconds.

Booo-urns. Meh, on second thought, I'll take anything I can get at this point. :laugh:

[carrie721]

Booo-urns. Meh, on second thought, I'll take anything I can get at this point. :laugh:

plz. forget dudes. :wavey:

[strandinthewind]

Uhh...is this a thread about pubic hair? :eek:

I don't shave any of the hair below my face. I think it's creepy when guys do that; unless you're an athlete or something. There are these guys at work that are twin brothers, who apparently go completely hairless. I joked to another co-worker that they must shave each other's asses. :laugh:

I have WAAAYYYYYYY too much chest hair to let it go unclipped. It is just too hot :cool:

[michelle2677]

Markolas, aka "there's a hair in my soup"

o.k. so I went to pizza hut wednesday (note where I saw really cute sweater-see I'm annoyed thread :laugh: ) and I got my entire office's lunch for free because there was a ......hair.....in my pizza. and not from someone's head. My boss was laughing at me.."well, what do you want them to do ??"

I said "tell the guy back there making my ****ing pizza to stop scratching his ass!!!"

but then we got it for free so it was fine. except I was still hungry.
:sorry: hijack: :laugh:
well...it's sorta on topic..

[goldustsongbird]

plz. forget dudes. :wavey:

Are you trying to hit on me? :p

For the record, I keep things neat down thurr.

[michaelD]

"Man-Scaping" when necessary...
Summer's mostly...

[carrie721]

Are you trying to hit on me? :p

For the record, I keep things neat down thurr.

do i even need to hit on you anymore? :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

"Man-Scaping" when necessary...
Summer's mostly...

Does this mean you wear speedos?:woohoo:

[strandinthewind]

Does this mean you wear speedos?:woohoo:

I used to model them and a certain amount of clipping is required :wavey:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I used to model them :wavey:

WE KNOW!:laugh:


Newbies: Don't fall for the "I used to model speedos" trap. I caved once and ended up with crisco on my ass.

[michelle2677]

WE KNOW!:laugh:


Newbies: Don't fall for the "I used to model speedos" trap. I caved once and ended up with crisco on my ass.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[BlackWidow]

Are you trying to hit on me? :p

For the record, I keep things neat down thurr.

we need documentation...:thumbsup:

[JazmenFlowers]

WE KNOW!:laugh:


Newbies: Don't fall for the "I used to model speedos" trap. I caved once and ended up with crisco on my ass.
funniest **** ever.

[strandinthewind]

Hookers and Bitches - the lot of ya!

[JazmenFlowers]

Hookers and Bitches - the lot of ya!
I ain't denyin' that!

:wavey:

btw, I can SO hear you saying that in your St. Paddy's accent! lol.

[foxyluva]

I give myself a trim every now and then. Not too concerned really.

[goldustsongbird]

do i even need to hit on you anymore? :lol:

Nah, we are practically married. :laugh:

we need documentation...:thumbsup:

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1687/0000c1t4ls9.gif

[carrie721]

Nah, we are practically married. :laugh:

~ilubb~

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1687/0000c1t4ls9.gif

l.m.a.o.

[HomerMcvie]

^^^I sooo saved that slap gif!!!:laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

~ilubb~



l.m.a.o.

:xoxo:

^^^I sooo saved that slap gif!!!:laugh:

It comes in handy a lot around here! (I was going to say "around these parts", but...)

[WildHeart69]

Newbies: Don't fall for the "I used to model speedos" trap. I caved once and ended up with crisco on my ass.

:shocked: :eek: :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

Gosh I thought this was going to be a thread about shampoo or something - I should know better by now :lol:

I am somewhere between the landing strip and nicely trimmed - lately in the nicely trimmed category - not that it matters...no one ever gets to appreciate the fine art of my self-grooming - but hey - a girl's gotta be prepared!

/TMI

[michelle2677]

Gosh I thought this was going to be a thread about shampoo or something - I should know better by now :lol:

I am somewhere between the landing strip and nicely trimmed - lately in the nicely trimmed category - not that it matters...no one ever gets to appreciate the fine art of my self-grooming - but hey - a girl's gotta be prepared!

/TMI


OMG

OMG

OMG

OMFG

:laugh: :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMFG

:laugh: :laugh:

Too much? :shrug:


:p I gots ta keep it real, yo.

[michelle2677]

Too much? :shrug:


:p I gots ta keep it real, yo.

haha..no :shrug:

I thought it was funny :nod:

[irishgrl]

Nah, we are practically married. :laugh:



http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1687/0000c1t4ls9.gif

whips out notepad...scribbles furiously.....

[Moony]

whatever happened to that "spurious" thread hillary started like a year ago? what color is your hair? :laugh:

I'm pretty sure it was deleted, since Hillary got TWO strikes for it. WTF ever.


Don't be jealous of Davis' attention. He only gets it because hes on a trashy TV show!

Am I the only one who thinks he's strange looking? I swear, his eyes aren't even. Plus he's a stupid twat.

[markolas]

I gots ta keep it real, yo.

Thanks to you, I'm never going to be able to listen to All Things Considered again without wondering whether Michele Norris shaves it into a triangle or some ****. :eek: :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Thanks to you, I'm never going to be able to listen to All Things Considered again without wondering whether Michele Norris shaves it into a triangle or some ****. :eek: :laugh:

:lol: :lol:

Want me to find out for you? ;)

[gldstwmn]

I had laser. :) Stick that in your botox pipe and smoke it. :laugh: Before that I used to wax.

[gldstwmn]

I guess...

The Ledge needs a little oddity...before we all end up strangling ourselves over the apology thread...



I'm sorry. Did I tell you I was sorry yet? :lol:

[ryan8472]

I usually dont unless some drastic manscaping is needed, which is rare. :) ;)

[HomerMcvie]

I usually dont unless some drastic manscaping is needed, which is rare. :) ;)
I only do it when I get bored.

[Rickypt]

Oh my god, this thread........:distress: :distress: :laugh: :laugh:

[AliceLover]

I usually dont unless some drastic manscaping is needed, which is rare. :) ;)

LOL you're terminology is so funny. www.urbandictionary.com

[ryan8472]

LOL you're terminology is so funny. www.urbandictionary.com

hahaha

I thought that was a common phrase? :shrug:

[DrummerDeanna]

^^

First time I've heard it. But this whole discussion reminds me of a Sex and the City - some dude tells Samantha she's "getting a little" wild down there - so she bites back and end up shaving him :p

[AliceLover]

hahaha

I thought that was a common phrase? :shrug:

Haha,

I know it is, but you always have something funny to say.

[michelle2677]

^^

First time I've heard it. But this whole discussion reminds me of a Sex and the City - some dude tells Samantha she's "getting a little" wild down there - so she bites back and end up shaving him :p


didn't she dye it one day?? I mean...red?? :laugh:

[ryan8472]

Haha,

I know it is, but you always have something funny to say.

Awwr. :o

How come you dont use AIM anymore Jimmy? :distress:

[xdreamsunwindx]

Let's just say I don't have to worry about the drapes matching the rug.

[DrummerDeanna]

didn't she dye it one day?? I mean...red?? :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: GREAT Episode...

Samantha: I'm Bozo the bush!!!

She found a white hair and rather than tweeze it out she died the bush, then shaved it off again after the orange/red fiasco.

Gawd. I love that show way too much.

[michelle2677]

:laugh: :laugh: GREAT Episode...

Samantha: I'm Bozo the bush!!!

She found a white hair and rather than tweeze it out she died the bush, then shaved it off again after the orange/red fiasco.

Gawd. I love that show way too much.

I know!! me too!!! and my friend STILL has me episodes :mad: I haven't watched it in 3 years or so. I'm starting to lose my S&TC touch :( :distress:

[JazmenFlowers]

:laugh: :laugh: GREAT Episode...

Samantha: I'm Bozo the bush!!!

She found a white hair and rather than tweeze it out she died the bush, then shaved it off again after the orange/red fiasco.

Gawd. I love that show way too much.
awesome episode. :D

[DrummerDeanna]

awesome episode. :D

:nod: Though my FAVORITE exchance from that episode is when Samantha is talking about the white hair and she says to Carrie, "nobody wants to f**k grandma's pussy!" and carrie, in her ever so cute way, says, "we are at a children's birthday party!"

I love those girls.

Michelle - you have to get those eps back - take the girl to court, this is important!! :p

[michelle2677]

:nod: Though my FAVORITE exchance from that episode is when Samantha is talking about the white hair and she says to Carrie, "nobody wants to f**k grandma's pussy!" and carrie, in her ever so cute way, says, "we are at a children's birthday party!"

I love those girls.

Michelle - you have to get those eps back - take the girl to court, this is important!! :p


LOL I know!!!! I may have to take a road trip to nashville just to pick them up. and start watching them again. I love that show too :nod: Whatever happened to that movie idea they were tossing around??


although they better not Fvck it up :mad: I kinda want to remember them as they were :nod:

[Johnny Stew]

I'm pretty sure it was deleted, since Hillary got TWO strikes for it. WTF ever.Not to set this thread off-course, but, for the record, Hillary only received ONE strike for that thread. The second strike was given for comments made in a separate thread.

No one has ever received two strikes here for a single offense.

[amber]

I don't give a shix about sex n the city, don't think it is that funny, but I'll post anyways.

I keep it all shaved and trimmed, but if I had money, I'd be like Chris - get it lasered. Or, at least regular waxes into a landing strip. Luckily, my hair isn't Italian, I don't have The Black Forest growing all down my legs and shizz. :laugh: *shudder*.
I might also get it dyed and stuff, blond hair looks ever so much better down there. Maybe if I took that good of care of it I'd work harder at getting more visitors to my "house". :laugh:

[michelle2677]

so wait. I'm confused.

someone got a strike for starting a thread discussing what color your hair was .."down there"?? :confused:




and amber-my friend got it lasered and it came back :shrug: I've tried the whole "home wax kit" and..


oh
my
****ing
god.

never again.
razor works just fine, thankyouverymuch.

[amber]

so wait. I'm confused.

someone got a strike for starting a thread discussing what color your hair was .."down there"?? :confused:




and amber-my friend got it lasered and it came back :shrug: I've tried the whole "home wax kit" and..


oh
my
****ing
god.

never again.
razor works just fine, thankyouverymuch.

:laugh: :laugh: Yeah, I suspect I'd never be able to put myself through that much pain, I'd have to pay a professional so as to go through with it. The razor isn't as...uh...thorough or long lasting as I'd like it to be. However, your words have reminded me what a huge wuss I am...I imagine I'd be an even bigger puss wuss. :laugh:

Many people have to go through several laser treatments, or even periodic treatments indefinitely.

And I believe it was the context of the thread at the time that elicited a strike. Not as much the subject matter. Not positive, but I think so.

P.S. Your sig pic is cute, your dog is very "helpful".:laugh: And I have a blanket that is almost the same.

[michelle2677]

:laugh: :laugh: Yeah, I suspect I'd never be able to put myself through that much pain, I'd have to pay a professional so as to go through with it. The razor isn't as...uh...thorough or long lasting as I'd like it to be. However, your words have reminded me what a huge wuss I am...I imagine I'd be an even bigger puss wuss. :laugh:

Many people have to go through several laser treatments, or even periodic treatments indefinitely.

And I believe it was the context of the thread at the time that elicited a strike. Not as much the subject matter. Not positive, but I think so.

P.S. Your sig pic is cute, your dog is very "helpful".:laugh:


omg dude. I have to say that was the most miserable experience of my life. just the directons hurt my feelings. I placed it on there, and of course you have to pull the skin tight and then RIP! omg....the dogs were howling because I screamed so loud. but the worst part?? I knew I had to do the other side :laugh: I'm not even sure I did it. i think I just left it lop-sided :lol:

and I know...it was very smooth and lasted a pretty long time. no razor burn/bumps. But worth it for just me to sit and look and go "oooh..ah??" hell no!! ahah...but i agree-I believe most of the trauma came from me doing it myself.

and thanks for the clarification :nod: I "half-way" remember that thread, but not sure i posted in it. heck, I may have not been a member yet :shrug:

awww..thanks :xoxo: he loves him some ledgies :blob2:

[Johnny Stew]

so wait. I'm confused.

someone got a strike for starting a thread discussing what color your hair was .."down there"?? :confused:No, that's not the reason.

The thread was posted to mock a similar "question" thread by someone with whom there was an ongoing feud. So based on comments made in other threads prior to that, and in one posted on the same day, the thread was deleted and the strike was given.

[amber]

omg dude. I have to say that was the most miserable experience of my life. just the directons hurt my feelings. I placed it on there, and of course you have to pull the skin tight and then RIP! omg....the dogs were howling because I screamed so loud. but the worst part?? I knew I had to do the other side :laugh: I'm not even sure I did it. i think I just left it lop-sided :lol:
:laugh: puss wuss.
Sounds like when I had my nipples pierced. Thank goodness I have such "even" OCD I had to get the other side done. There was a serious debate in my head, though.

and I know...it was very smooth and lasted a pretty long time. no razor burn/bumps. But worth it for just me to sit and look and go "oooh..ah??" hell no!! ahah...but i agree-I believe most of the trauma came from me doing it myself.

:lol: good point. I'm going to wait until someone is regularly visiting, I think. Or at least I am swimming a lot. My boyfriends are never very "metro", though, and don't care. :shrug: They are usually manly and grubby and smoke cigarrettes. lol.

awww..thanks :xoxo: he loves him some ledgies :blob2:
Yeah, he's a doll. Don't see many collie type dogs around here.

[michelle2677]

:laugh: puss wuss.
Sounds like when I had my nipples pierced. Thank goodness I have such "even" OCD I had to get the other side done. There was a serious debate in my head, though.

LOL and PROUD of it!!! and there is NO way in hell I would get my nipples pierced :distress: not because I see anything wrong with it. I dont' like people touching/sucking/rubbing/fondling them..let alone, jabbing a sharp object through them :laugh: that was probably tmi...hahah

:lol: good point. I'm going to wait until someone is regularly visiting, I think. Or at least I am swimming a lot. My boyfriends are never very "metro", though, and don't care. :shrug: They are usually manly and grubby and smoke cigarrettes. lol.

hey, that's even better. if they don't care, it makes it easier for you not to care and less pain/work :laugh:


Yeah, he's a doll. Don't see many collie type dogs around here.

thanks. he's getting ill tempered though, here lately. he's not near as social and nice as his brother. Maybe that's why he's surfing the ledge :laugh: and max is outside talking to the neighbors and eating his poop :laugh:

[Moony]

Not to set this thread off-course, but, for the record, Hillary only received ONE strike for that thread. The second strike was given for comments made in a separate thread.

No one has ever received two strikes here for a single offense.

Ah, my bad.

[michelle2677]

^^^OT but that cat in your sig is completely freaking me out :laugh:

:)

[amber]

thanks. he's getting ill tempered though, here lately. he's not near as social and nice as his brother. Maybe that's why he's surfing the ledge :laugh: and max is outside talking to the neighbors and eating his poop :laugh:

Aww, have you thought of switching him to a raw food diet? :laugh: I'm laughing because I was talking about it another thread. Anyway, beaucoup health benefits. :D

http://www.naturesvariety.com/

[Moony]

^^^OT but that cat in your sig is completely freaking me out :laugh:

:)

I find it quite scary too!

[Johnny Stew]

Ah, my bad.No worries. :) Just wanted to clear up any misunderstanding.

How have you been, Danny?

[michelle2677]

Aww, have you thought of switching him to a raw food diet? :laugh: I'm laughing because I was talking about it another thread. Anyway, beaucoup health benefits. :D

http://www.naturesvariety.com/



LOL which one?? murray for being grumpy, or max for eating poop?? :laugh:

but no, I havent'. where can I get it, other than online??

here is what they eat:

http://www.nutroproducts.com/ncdogsmbites.asp

cuz god knows they will onlly eat "small bite" :shocked: seriously.

and plus it has a sheltie on it. I tell them it's a girl, and she'll have the hots for them if they eat the food :laugh:

[amber]

LOL which one?? murray for being grumpy, or max for eating poop?? :laugh:

but no, I havent'. where can I get it, other than online??

here is what they eat:

http://www.nutroproducts.com/ncdogsmbites.asp

cuz god knows they will onlly eat "small bite" :shocked: seriously.

and plus it has a sheltie on it. I tell them it's a girl, and she'll have the hots for them if they eat the food :laugh:

I get mine at Pet Food Express. That food looks pretty good.

[Moony]

No worries. :) Just wanted to clear up any misunderstanding.

How have you been, Danny?

Oh, you know, hanging in there.

[Johnny Stew]

Oh, you know, hanging in there.I hear that.
"Hanging in there" seems to be about the best I can do these days.

[camchristo]

[QUOTE=michelle2677;664965] I dont' like people touching/sucking/rubbing/fondling them..let alone, jabbing a sharp object through them :laugh: that was probably tmi...hahah



OMG - I thought I was the only one who didn't like that. My boyfriend can't understand it but it just doesn't do anything for me. :shrug:

[michelle2677]

OMG - I thought I was the only one who didn't like that. My boyfriend can't understand it but it just doesn't do anything for me. :shrug:


o.k. good. can you help me explain this, because i'm having a hard time going into detail :laugh:

there are certain times, circumstances and "ways" when it is ok....but usually not. :laugh: it's hardly ever done properly....:wavey:

[camchristo]

^Yeah, I know. I can't really explain it either. It's ok for a second and then I have to just tell him to stop. And when he asks why, I can't really tell him. I actually feel like yelling "STOP" sometimes because it just becomes irritating. And I don't feel like I can give directions for doing it the right way..

[michelle2677]

^Yeah, I know. I can't really explain it either. It's ok for a second and then I have to just tell him to stop. And when he asks why, I can't really tell him. I actually feel like yelling "STOP" sometimes because it just becomes irritating. And I don't feel like I can give directions for doing it the right way..

I know. it completely runs through me. like nails down a chalk board :nod:

[DrummerDeanna]

^^
Add me to your weird little club above :lol: I don't like all that was mentioned either...it's usually just annoying...

[michelle2677]

^^
Add me to your weird little club above :lol: I don't like all that was mentioned either...it's usually just annoying...

LOL YES!!! see, I'm wondering if most women don't like it, but put up with it because men have a boob fascination :shrug: :laugh:

[amber]

LOL YES!!! see, I'm wondering if most women don't like it, but put up with it because men have a boob fascination :shrug: :laugh:

Yeah, no. You guys are freaks. :laugh:

[michelle2677]

Yeah, no. You guys are freaks. :laugh:

well, so far it's 3-1 :wavey:

[LikeAWillow]

well, so far it's 3-1 :wavey:

3-2. :wavey:

[amber]

well, so far it's 3-1 :wavey:

If you count markolas...oh, he's not a girl.

3-1 right here. In real life it is four billion to 3. :D

[DrummerDeanna]

LOL YES!!! see, I'm wondering if most women don't like it, but put up with it because men have a boob fascination :shrug: :laugh:

That is cleary it. :p

Or all the guys we've ever slept with are inept in the boob play department...:p

[michelle2677]

3-2. :wavey:

I'm only giving you that point because your sig is ****ing cracing me up :laugh:

you know i'm going to be laughing about this all day, right?? :lol:

and probably tomorrow :nod:

[michelle2677]

We need another Poll!!! :laugh:

do you like your boob-ah-ahs groped while you're gettin' nast-ey?? y/n?? :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

We need another Poll!!! :laugh:

do you like your boob-ah-ahs groped while you're gettin' nast-ey?? y/n?? :laugh:

:lol:

I say yes! That would be poll brilliance.

[LikeAWillow]

I'm only giving you that point because your sig is ****ing cracing me up :laugh:

you know i'm going to be laughing about this all day, right?? :lol:

and probably tomorrow :nod:

Hey now, it's not meant to be laughed at, it's a very serious fashion statement that I cannot wait for you to unveil to the world.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[LikeAWillow]

We need another Poll!!! :laugh:

do you like your boob-ah-ahs groped while you're gettin' nast-ey?? y/n?? :laugh:

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....as long as its an OFFICIAL poll. This is too important to be anything but.

[michelle2677]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....as long as its an OFFICIAL poll. This is too important to be anything but.

pfft. i only do "certified" threads :laugh:



and d-go right ahead :laugh: I'll be the first one to vote!!!! :wavey:

[carrie721]

Let's just say I don't have to worry about the drapes matching the rug.

lolllllll

omg dude. I have to say that was the most miserable experience of my life. just the directons hurt my feelings. I placed it on there, and of course you have to pull the skin tight and then RIP! omg....the dogs were howling because I screamed so loud. but the worst part?? I knew I had to do the other side :laugh: I'm not even sure I did it. i think I just left it lop-sided :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. oh my GOD that is funny. :lol:

Yeah, no. You guys are freaks. :laugh:

word.

[JazmenFlowers]

Yeah, no. You guys are freaks. :laugh:
:lol:

tru dat.

[michelle2677]

^^^your sig pic is cracking me up :laugh:




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. oh my GOD that is funny. :lol:.


yeah. sure it is. bitch :laugh:

[carrie721]

yeah. sure it is. bitch :laugh:

yeah, it really is.

i mean, seriously.

i'm cracking up again. the mental image ... LMAO.

[michelle2677]

yeah, it really is.

i mean, seriously.

i'm cracking up again. the mental image ... LMAO.


I think someone posted something about a joke they had received that had to do with this. I'm going to look it up. cuz it happened. just.like.that :laugh:

[carrie721]

I think someone posted something about a joke they had received that had to do with this. I'm going to look it up. cuz it happened. just.like.that :laugh:

sorry, i can't hear you, i'm still laughing.

:lol:

[michelle2677]

sorry, i can't hear you, i'm still laughing.

:lol:

bitch

bitch


:lol:

[carrie721]

bitch

bitch


:lol:

i'm sorry, wonky cooch, i'm still laughing too hard. :lol:

[michelle2677]

i'm sorry, wonky cooch, i'm still laughing too hard. :lol:

I swear to god. someone needs to find that thread. i emailed it to everyone I knew (from a diff email acct that i can't access or I'd get it there) I swer.....I laughed SO fricking hard reading that ****.....it's this chick who does a home wax kit and it goes into detail about her...struggles :laugh: FVCKING HILARIOUS :laugh:


ps. "WONKY COOCH"?? :laugh:

[carrie721]

I swear to god. someone needs to find that thread. i emailed it to everyone I knew (from a diff email acct that i can't access or I'd get it there) I swer.....I laughed SO fricking hard reading that ****.....it's this chick who does a home wax kit and it goes into detail about her...struggles :laugh: FVCKING HILARIOUS :laugh:


ps. "WONKY COOCH"?? :laugh:

wonky cooch
wonky cooch
wonky cooch
wonky cooch
wonky cooch
wonky cooch

[michelle2677]

wonky cooch
wonky cooch
wonky cooch
wonky cooch
wonky cooch
wonky cooch


honky bitch
honky bitch
honky bitch
honky bitch
honky bitch
honky bitch

[carrie721]

honky bitch
honky bitch
honky bitch
honky bitch
honky bitch
honky bitch

i blame that on genetics. who's to fault for your lopsided cooter?

[ontheEdgeof17]

who's to fault for your lopsided cooter?

Exposing Ledgies against their permission is against the rules. :p

[michelle2677]

i blame that on genetics. who's to fault for your lopsided cooter?

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Michelle2677/other/3_WAX_COMFORT.jpg


:shrug:


:laugh: I just went to the website, btw. it had a section for "wax virgins" :laugh:

http://www.veet.us/wax_virgins.shtml

[carrie721]

Exposing Ledgies against their permission is against the rules. :p

hey, she exposed herself!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Michelle2677/other/3_WAX_COMFORT.jpg


:shrug:


:laugh: I just went to the website, btw. it had a section for "wax virgins" :laugh:

http://www.veet.us/wax_virgins.shtml

lmao.

[JazmenFlowers]

there must be something in the air cause as soon as I started this thread I've heard comments about this everywhere. this morning I heard the local radio host talking about it and he said something I'd never heard.

"you gotta trim the hedges to make the house look bigger"

now, I'm not sayin. I'm just sayin.

[carrie721]

there must be something in the air cause as soon as I started this thread I've heard comments about this everywhere. this morning I heard the local radio host talking about it and he said something I'd never heard.

"you gotta trim the hedges to make the house look bigger"

now, I'm not sayin. I'm just sayin.

lolllll. i've never heard that before either. of course, stacey and clinton would disagree with that comment.

[JazmenFlowers]

lolllll. i've never heard that before either. of course, stacey and clinton would disagree with that comment.
**** stacey and clinton. it should be carrie and jaz.

that. would be the show to watch. could you effin imagine?!

[carrie721]

**** stacey and clinton. it should be carrie and jaz.

that. would be the show to watch. could you effin imagine?!

we wouldn't be able to call it what not to wear. it'd be what not to wear, do, say, and eat. BITCH!

[JazmenFlowers]

we wouldn't be able to call it what not to wear. it'd be what not to wear, do, say, and eat. BITCH!
totally. and we'd have to have mad releases from the people on our show. and we'd have to have hella good attorneys. :laugh:

and I see by your lastfm that The L Word has put you in a Goldfrapp mood. :D

[carrie721]

totally. and we'd have to have mad releases from the people on our show. and we'd have to have hella good attorneys. :laugh:

omg, seriously. lol.

and I see by your lastfm that The L Word has put you in a Goldfrapp mood. :D

hell yeah. in fact, i just mentioned that in the listening thread. dude, last night's episode was so good. ok, not really, but it was good for the following reasons:

-almost no jenny
-bette bette bette
-BETTE

i'm going to have to do a review for this on in the l word thread. gotta do it after work, tho.

[xdreamsunwindx]

lolllllll

At least I didn't say my floors are hardwood, though. That would have been cause for concern!

Waxing hurts like a bitch, though. I've done it, and fuuuuck, it's awful! Shaving works for me, man.

[carrie721]

At least I didn't say my floors are hardwood, though. That would have been cause for concern!

Waxing hurts like a bitch, though. I've done it, and fuuuuck, it's awful! Shaving works for me, man.

hard wood floors. OMG. :lol:

[sara1998]

OK, option 1 for me too. Here's a question for those who shave: how do you keep from getting ingrowns??? They suck so bad!!! :lol:

And for the record. I can't even begin to believe this thread was ever started! :lol:

[sara1998]

They can't be avoided. If I get one that is irritating, I'll get it loose and then pluck it. It does suck. I plan on getting laser as soon as I have the extra money and no tan.

Yeah, lazer would be wonderful. Hell, I'd like to do it to my legs, pits, pubs.... haha!

[skcin]

omg dude. I have to say that was the most miserable experience of my life. just the directons hurt my feelings. I placed it on there, and of course you have to pull the skin tight and then RIP! omg....the dogs were howling because I screamed so loud. but the worst part?? I knew I had to do the other side :laugh: I'm not even sure I did it. i think I just left it lop-sided :lol:



Funniest.Post.Ever.


:lol:

You poor thing. Thanks so much for sharing your pain to make us laugh our asses off!


Nicely trimmed here, btw.

[amber]

we wouldn't be able to call it what not to wear. it'd be what not to wear, do, say, and eat. BITCH!

Why don't you guys just call the show BITCHES?



:D

[carrie721]

Why don't you guys just call the show BITCHES?



:D

because then we'd have to let paula be on the show too. :shrug:

[Johnny Stew]

this morning I heard the local radio host talking about it and he said something I'd never heard.

"you gotta trim the hedges to make the house look bigger"I've heard that, but in a slightly different way... "trim the bush to make the house look bigger."

I realized that I never answered the poll question. I trim a little... but within reason. I think a man should have hair. Once you're past puberty, your crotch shouldn't be bald. (Although smooth balls are acceptable... and more fun. :D )

[DrummerDeanna]

I've heard that, but in a slightly different way... "trim the bush to make the house look bigger."

I realized that I never answered the poll question. I trim a little... but within reason. I think a man should have hair. Once you're past puberty, your crotch shouldn't be bald. (Although smooth balls are acceptable... and more fun. :D )

I feel the same way about women...completely bare FREAKS me out...I feel that there should be something there.

[amber]

because then we'd have to let paula be on the show too. :shrug:

Damn. I was trying to get on the show.

[carrie721]

Damn. I was trying to get on the show.

but you don't make fun of people's clothes! :laugh:

[skcin]

Why don't you guys just call the show BITCHES?



:D

So funny, so true.

because then we'd have to let paula be on the show too. :shrug:

Eh, no worries. Everyone knows I'd be the executive producer.

Damn. I was trying to get on the show.

You don't judge enough. :D You're way too kind to fashion failures.

[amber]

but you don't make fun of people's clothes! :laugh:

That's right. I'll produce you guys, so I can abuse you. You make fun of people's clothes too? Gah. I really hate that. It colors my whole entire opinion of someone.

Edit: I'm really sick of you saying what I was going to say right before I say it, Paula. I'm starting to suspect a psychic conspiracy.

[carrie721]

Eh, no worries. Everyone knows I'd be the executive producer.

true, true.

That's right. I'll produce you guys, so I can abuse you. You make fun of people's clothes too? Gah. I really hate that. It colors my whole entire opinion of someone.

not continuously, but sometimes people wear really ugly ****. :shrug:

[amber]

So funny, so true.



Eh, no worries. Everyone knows I'd be the executive producer.



You don't judge enough. :D You're way too kind to fashion failures.

Plz. I just don't judge external factors enough. I'll be calling out dork, lamo, dumbass, bad vibe, boring, boring, boring, weird, stupid before all y'all bitches.

[amber]

true, true.



not continuously, but sometimes people wear really ugly ****. :shrug:

So. How does that affect you? :D At least they're not talking to you, for god sake. Nothing worse than some boring ass lamo talking to you, boring you to death. People can wear fig leaves for all I care, as long as they aren't lame and boring.

Okay, once in a great, great, great, while I notice something I don't like. Mostly I notice cute outfits, though. I notice cute outfits a lot. Cause cute outfits are cute. And I want them. I don't want ugly clothes, so I guess my eyes just graze right by. I guess I should have a show called "COMPLIMENTARY". :laugh:

[carrie721]

Plz. I just don't judge external factors enough. I'll be calling out dork, lamo, dumbass, bad vibe, boring, boring, boring, weird, stupid before all y'all bitches.

oh, so it's okay if they're born that way?

;)

[amber]

oh, so it's okay if they're born that way?

;)

Yeah, totally. Although, I'm not sure they were "born that way". Either way, I don't want them to talk to me. :laugh:

Naw, I'm pretty nice when I go out. Within reason.

[carrie721]

Yeah, totally. Although, I'm not sure they were "born that way". Either way, I don't want them to talk to me. :laugh:

Naw, I'm pretty nice when I go out. Within reason.

well, as long as we've established that we all draw our own lines.

i mean, it's not like i have a fabulous wardrobe. and if i see someone who's wearing something atrocious, i don't call them over and beat them with sticks. :laugh:

[amber]

well, as long as we've established that we all draw our own lines.

i mean, it's not like i have a fabulous wardrobe. and if i see someone who's wearing something atrocious, i don't call them over and beat them with sticks. :laugh:

For some reason I have the feeling that people have less control over their bad taste/funds for clothes than they have over what they say to me. Or say in general. I mean, they could just be quiet, but they can't go naked, can they? :laugh:

[skcin]

Plz. I just don't judge external factors enough. I'll be calling out dork, lamo, dumbass, bad vibe, boring, boring, boring, weird, stupid before all y'all bitches.

OK, you can do a "How Not To Act" show. :laugh:

[amber]

OK, you can do a "How Not To Act" show. :laugh:

:laugh:

What about a "Quit talking to me and get the hell away" show? Or a show entirely made up of me rolling my eyes with a faintly disgusted look on my face? :laugh:

[skcin]

:laugh:

What about a "Quit talking to me and get the hell away" show? Or a show entirely made up of me rolling my eyes with a faintly disgusted look on my face? :laugh:

I'm sure the ratings would be through the roof. :cool: :lol:

Really, though, I don't judge people by what they wear, I don't care about labels or designer clothes, I don't hate someone because they're not wearing what I think they should. But I still want to look good, and in style, and dress in a way that flatters my figure. :shrug: And I can't help but think "wtf?" when I see someone wearing something that obviously does not flatter them at all, or wearing something totally unprofessional/inappropriate at their job. Too many people buy a shirt because they like the shirt, not how it looks on them.

That's why I love What Not To Wear - they really do help people with their self-image. :nod: Oh, and it's pointed out a few mistakes to me that I wasn't even aware I was making. Of course, that's not to say that I always agree with them. Anyone see that way-too-short-at-her-age skirt Stacy was sporting a few shows ago? :rolleyes: I only noticed because she has reeeeaaallllly unattractive knees. And I don't think I've ever noticed anyone's knees before.

[amber]

I'm sure the ratings would be through the roof. :cool: :lol:

Really, though, I don't judge people by what they wear, I don't care about labels or designer clothes, I don't hate someone because they're not wearing what I think they should. But I still want to look good, and in style, and dress in a way that flatters my figure. :shrug: And I can't help but think "wtf?" when I see someone wearing something that obviously does not flatter them at all, or wearing something totally unprofessional/inappropriate at their job. Too many people buy a shirt because they like the shirt, not how it looks on them.

That's why I love What Not To Wear - they really do help people with their self-image. :nod: Oh, and it's pointed out a few mistakes to me that I wasn't even aware I was making. Of course, that's not to say that I always agree with them. Anyone see that way-too-short-at-her-age skirt Stacy was sporting a few shows ago? I only noticed because she has reeeeaaallllly unattractive knees. And I don't think I've ever noticed anyone's knees before.
It sounds logical when you say that, but I recall some serious giggling at camo shorts boy when he walked by. :D Member that guy in the Cirque de Soleil that we saw at the bar? I thought you guys were going to vomit. :lol: *wipes tears*

I actually just don't notice much. Or maybe I'm so used to it, here. A looooot of people wear things that aren't flattering to them. :laugh: Large black ladies seem to be the worst perps, but definitely not the only ones. :laugh: But also lots of people here have really great style as well.

I think that show is good, too, I've only seen it once, or commercials for it, or something, but I was really suprised at what the people were wearing before they got made over. Just ugly baggy icky stuff, with bad patterns. :confused: Like, stuff I don't even see around here.
But yeah, it's great when someone learns to dress better and it makes them more confident. :nod:

[michelle2677]

but you don't make fun of people's clothes! :laugh:


Um....hello. was I not the one asking camchristo if she was wearing jeans with her denim shirt?? I believe it was :laugh:

Funniest.Post.Ever.


:lol:

You poor thing. Thanks so much for sharing your pain to make us laugh our asses off!


Nicely trimmed here, btw.

:laugh: thanks :xoxo:

[carrie721]

:laugh: thanks :xoxo:

why are you thanking her for keeping her bush trimmed? :confused:

[michelle2677]

why are you thanking her for keeping her bush trimmed? :confused:

so do we REALLY want to get into the sig conversation that happened twice. AND what you'd like to do to JS?? :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

and I swear as soon as I posted that I knew SOME smart ass was going to say that. SHoulda known it was going to be you :laugh: :)


On edit^^^^^ that's not johnny stew :laugh:

[carrie721]

so do we REALLY want to get into the sig conversation that happened twice.:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

OMG. HAHA. no. :lol:

and I swear as soon as I posted that I knew SOME smart ass was going to say that. SHoulda known it was going to be you :laugh: :)

naturally. ;)