goober farklechunks

[michelle2677]

now that I have your attention :lol:

We need a little comic relief around here, and what better way than to make fun of ourselves :laugh: Mine is the thread title, in case you didn't figure that out ;) soooooo....

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.



1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first
name:

a = snickle
B = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
G = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
O = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
t = tootsie
U = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
B = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
G = lizard
h = waffle
I = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
O = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
t = snickle
U = chuckle
v = pickle
w = Hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
B = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
G = pan ts
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
O = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
t = sniffer
U = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

[DrummerDeanna]

Hi everyone, I'm Snickle Dippindoodle. :wavey:

[mikeschmike]

Hi everyone, I'm Snickle Dippindoodle. :wavey:


Funky Dippinfanny, nice to meet you. :wavey:

[HomerMcvie]

Sneezy Gizzard Brains, here.;)

[carrie721]

dorfus pottyhumperdink :wavey:

[Sarah]

dorfus pottyhumperdink :wavey:

Dorfus Gizzardhump reporting for duty, captain.

[carrie721]

Dorfus Gizzardhump reporting for duty, captain.

let's start an army of dorfuses. we'll take over the internet! woo!

[skcin]

Dipsy Dippinsniffer here. :angel:

[estranged4life]

Lucifer's LoveChild :thumbsup:






Actually it's dorky potty shorts!

Brian "Nerdy crappy pants" j.

[JazmenFlowers]

Snooty Chuckle here.

sounds about right.

[danax6]

Sloopy Gizzardlips. Hi! :wavey:

[camchristo]

Sleezy Waffledoodle... yeah baby yeah..

[Nixxxed]

Boobie Pottyfrack

[foxyluva]

Goober Farklepants

Its basically the same as Michelle's :rolleyes:

[michelle2677]

Goober Farklepants

Its basically the same as Michelle's :rolleyes:

what the hell you rolling your eyes for, babey?? doesn't get much better than that!!! :shrug:

[foxyluva]

what the hell you rolling your eyes for, babey?? doesn't get much better than that!!! :shrug:

Ours is boring Michelle. How could we beat Funky Dippinfanny? :laugh:

[Wild_Heart03]

Goober Pottyhead... interesting. :laugh:

[michelle2677]

Ours is boring Michelle. How could we beat Funky Dippinfanny? :laugh:

oh, I know. don't think I'm not going to be calling him that from here to eternity :angel:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Dorfus Frickenhump, at your service.

[sparky]

Stand Back. I'm Dorky Pottysquirt.

[carrie721]

Stand Back. I'm Dorky Pottysquirt.

OMG. that's my favorite one.

you would get "squirt."

:laugh:

[BlackWidow]

Cheesey Dippindoodle

[Wild_Heart03]

Cheesey Dippindoodle

that sounds like some kind of new Nabisco snack. :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

Stand Back. I'm Dorky Pottysquirt.
perfection.

[catinthedark]

i am laughing so hard tears are flowin'.

ready for it?

i am.................








crusty pottypants

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[CelticGypsy]

I am definitely Doombah FarkleTush, especially after a weekend suffering with the stomach flu:laugh:

[mikeschmike]

Ours is boring Michelle. How could we beat Funky Dippinfanny? :laugh:

Honestly? You can't.

oh, I know. don't think I'm not going to be calling him that from here to eternity:angel:

You wouldn't be the first person... :lol:

[carrie721]

You wouldn't be the first person... :lol:

i just laughed so hard my dog jumped. funky dippinfanny ... lmao. :laugh: :laugh:

[gretchen]

Beotches, behold Crusty Farkletush. Hiyiiiiieeee!!!!:laugh:

[golddustwoman77]

Goober Snicklehump----what a classic?!:laugh:

[BlackWidow]

i am laughing so hard tears are flowin'.

ready for it?

i am.................








crusty pottypants

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LMFAO!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:

[michelle2677]

You wouldn't be the first person... :lol:
somehow I believe you :lol:

[michelle2677]

i am laughing so hard tears are flowin'.

ready for it?

i am.................








crusty pottypants

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: OMG I am dying :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

Snotty Potty Boob!

[foxyluva]

Snotty Potty Boob!

As expected :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

As expected :laugh:

And just what was yours? :shrug:

[foxyluva]

And just what was yours? :shrug:

Goober Farkle Pants

Boring, I know :rolleyes:

[goldustsongbird]

Goober Farkle Pants

Boring, I know :rolleyes:

That sounds suspiciously like Michelle's. A match made in heaven! :laugh:

[foxyluva]

That sounds suspiciously like Michelle's. A match made in heaven! :laugh:

I know - how sad is that? Or creepy, can't deside which :laugh:

[michelle2677]

I know - how sad is that? Or creepy, can't deside which :laugh:

aHEM..I'm still here :laugh:

[foxyluva]

aHEM..I'm still here :laugh:

So you are - whoops :laugh:




:xoxo:

[michelle2677]

So you are - whoops :laugh:




:xoxo:


yeah, uh huh. I'm sure you were that innocent :laugh:


:xoxo: :)

[foxyluva]

yeah, uh huh. I'm sure you were that innocent :laugh:


:xoxo: :)

Will you believe me if I say yes? :shrug: :D

[michelle2677]

Will you believe me if I say yes? :shrug: :D

um. No. But I still love you :laugh:

[foxyluva]

um. No. But I still love you :laugh:

You don't love me - you just love my big nose :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

You don't love me - you just love my big nose :laugh:

You know what they say about men with big noses. :shrug:

[michelle2677]

You don't love me - you just love my big nose :laugh:

you got that **** right :nod:


:laugh:

[michelle2677]

You know what they say about men with big noses. :shrug:

no. what do they say?? :shrug:




:laugh: I just want to see you say it..hahah

[foxyluva]

you got that **** right :nod:


:laugh:

Atleast someone finds my big nose attractive :laugh:

[michelle2677]

Atleast someone finds my big nose attractive :laugh:

who says it's not :mad:

[goldustsongbird]

no. what do they say?? :shrug:




:laugh: I just want to see you say it..hahah

They have really big....









nostrils. :rolleyes:

[foxyluva]

who says it's not :mad:

Me mostly :D

[michelle2677]

Me mostly :D

well that doesn't count :p



They have really big....









nostrils. :rolleyes:

oh..I thought you were going to say something else :laugh: ;)

[goldustsongbird]

oh..I thought you were going to say something else :laugh: ;)

You mean there's something else? :eek: :eek: :confused:


:cool:

[foxyluva]

You mean there's something else? :eek: :eek: :confused:


:cool:

sinuses. big nose = big sinuses :shrug:

[goldustsongbird]

sinuses. big nose = big sinuses :shrug:

Imagine the headaches? :distress: :distress:

[michelle2677]

I was thinking boogers :shrug:

[foxyluva]

Imagine the headaches? :distress: :distress:

Oh hon, I don't have to imagine - are you forgetting I actually have a big nose? :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

Oh hon, I don't have to imagine - are you forgetting I actually have a big nose? :laugh:

Oh right. Uh.. *hands over bottle of Advil and a box of kleenex*

[foxyluva]

Oh right. Uh.. *hands over bottle of Advil and a box of kleenex*

Uh, I have no idea what Advil is, but I get where you were going with that :laugh: