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carrie721
02-23-2007, 05:56 PM
get it? it's a PUN.

if you had to make up a holiday and the corresponding traditions, what would it be and what would you do?

i think i would have one day a year where i celebrate my dogs' birthdays, since i don't know when they were born. we'd put up a giant fire hydrant (even though my dogs are girls) and we'd hang milkbones on it.

oh, edit: props to homermcvie for inspiring this thread title.
HomerMcvie
02-23-2007, 06:01 PM
Official is supposed to be capitalized, to be official!
I love ketchup. What is the fourth item???
HomerMcvie
02-23-2007, 06:02 PM
oh, edit: props to homermcvie for inspiring this thread title.

I do what I can, for the little folks......:confused: :wavey:
carrie721
02-23-2007, 06:04 PM
Official is supposed to be capitalized, to be official!
I love ketchup. What is the fourth item???

the seraphim are angels. :laugh:

oh ****. i guess this is another bootleg official thread. :distress:
goldustsongbird
02-23-2007, 06:07 PM
I'd have a day without poles. :xoxo:
HomerMcvie
02-23-2007, 06:10 PM
I'd have a day without poles.

I love my pole. Speaking of which, I'll be right back. It needs a good polishing.














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DrummerDeanna
02-23-2007, 06:10 PM
Oh I like a good pole now and again, you know..strong, steady...

Anyway I chose Seraphim.
carrie721
02-23-2007, 06:12 PM
how come all of my threads end up being about sex and masturbation? :confused: :lol:
DrummerDeanna
02-23-2007, 06:14 PM
how come all of my threads end up being about sex and masturbation? :confused: :lol:

They do??? Oh no..I was actually talking about Poles..as I'm sure HOmer was :p
HomerMcvie
02-23-2007, 06:15 PM
They do??? Oh no..I was actually talking about Poles..as I'm sure HOmer was :p
I'm even living on topic.....watching Seinfeld as we type about Festivus. (or was it masturbation?)
goldustsongbird
02-23-2007, 06:18 PM
^
Whackin' it to George again, Homie?
HomerMcvie
02-23-2007, 06:20 PM
^^^Uh, no.


But Seinfeld will always be, The Greatest Show of All Time.
JazmenFlowers
02-23-2007, 06:20 PM
I chose asbestos because I know everything there is to know about asbestos since I was in that litigation for 5 years.

as for the holiday, it would be Jazzy Day of course...where all the townsfolk would worship me and bring me gifts in little blue boxes.
goldustsongbird
02-23-2007, 06:21 PM
^^^Uh, no.


But Seinfeld will always be, The Greatest Show of All Time.

True.

So, what, whackin' off to...?? If you tell me Jerry, I will choke on a pretzel.
DrummerDeanna
02-23-2007, 06:22 PM
^^

Ew. Jerry. But hey, Elaine is pretty cute..maybe he's wackin' off to Elaine.
goldustsongbird
02-23-2007, 06:25 PM
^^

Ew. Jerry. But hey, Elaine is pretty cute..maybe he's wackin' off to Elaine.

I would. :blob2:
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danax6
02-23-2007, 06:25 PM
I don't get it.
carrie721
02-23-2007, 06:26 PM
I don't get it.

it's because it's completely retarded and there's nothing to get. :laugh:
HomerMcvie
02-23-2007, 06:47 PM
^^

Ew. Jerry. But hey, Elaine is pretty cute..maybe he's wackin' off to Elaine.

Maybe I am....:D
Wild_Heart03
02-23-2007, 07:49 PM
I choose a write-in for oregano. :p
danax6
02-23-2007, 08:01 PM
it's because it's completely retarded and there's nothing to get. :laugh:Ok, I get retarded. :laugh:
carrie721
02-23-2007, 08:11 PM
I choose a write-in for oregano. :p

dammit, why didn't i include an "other" option? :lol:

Ok, I get retarded. :laugh:

good. :laugh:

why hasn't anyone chosen finnegan's wake?
danax6
02-23-2007, 09:37 PM
good. :laugh:

why hasn't anyone chosen finnegan's wake?Too reminiscent of my life...you know, what the hell is going on? :laugh:
michelle2677
02-24-2007, 05:35 PM
how come all of my threads end up being about sex and masturbation? :confused: :lol:

umm...because you're on the ledge?? :laugh:

I chose the invisible "other" option, although I haven't decided what it would be :laugh: