The Official Official Thread!!!!!!!

[carrie721]

why are there so many "official" threads? who's certifying them? how does one apply to start an "official" thread?

and is there really some kind of a problem - imposter threads, perhaps? - that would make "official" threads necessary? :laugh:

is it like the fake fleetwood mac band that was touring back in the 70's? maybe FM should have changed their name to "the official fleetwood mac." maybe they should have added some ~*~*~*~'s to make it more ~magickal~?

~*~*~*~*the official fleetwood mac*~*~*~*~?

sweet!

anyway, i was just wondering about the official threads.

and for your enjoyment, here is a picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/skeletor_1024.jpg

[Nixxxed]

You must be reading my mind.

I was considering starting a "What RIGHT NOW thread are you reading RIGHT NOW???" thread.

[DrummerDeanna]

carrie, I'm sorry but this thread is SO not an official official thread. I mean, if you don't know about the certification process then obviously this one hasn't been certified.

:p

[xdreamsunwindx]

This thread is officially the most officially offical thread in official thread history.

~*~*~*~tbh~*~*~*~

[carrie721]

You must be reading my mind.

I was considering starting a "What RIGHT NOW thread are you reading RIGHT NOW???" thread.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

so what right now are you right now-ing right now????? I NEED TO KNOW. :nod:

This thread is officially the most officially offical thread in official thread history.

~*~*~*~tbh~*~*~*~

thnq kate. are you on the certification board?

[Nixxxed]

This thread should be a sticky. RIGHT NOW!!!

[carrie721]

carrie, I'm sorry but this thread is SO not an official official thread. I mean, if you don't know about the certification process then obviously this one hasn't been certified.

:p

psht. i certified it myself! biyotch! :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

psht. i certified it myself! biyotch! :laugh:

Oh. See. You didn't make that clear. In that case, carry on :p

[carrie721]

Oh. See. You didn't make that clear. In that case, carry on :p

i'm a ledge notary. here's my seal:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/carrottop.jpg

[Johnny Stew]

Just days after the mods posted their notice, and here we are again with the Ethan mocking.

This thread is closed. If we see more instances of mocking, maybe we'll just skip the strikes and go right for bannings.

[Musicman408]

carrie, I'm sorry but this thread is SO not an official official thread. I mean, if you don't know about the certification process then obviously this one hasn't been certified.

:p

:laugh: Love that Deanna

[Johnny Stew]

I initially closed this thread because it appeared to be another blatant instance of mocking Ethan.
However, it was brought to my intention that there have been quite a few threads that were deemed "official" lately... only a few of which were posted by Ethan... and that Carrie was merely intending to spoof on that fact.

So, I apologize for overreacting and I'm re-opening the thread.

[Wild_Heart03]

I officially want to barf. :laugh: :wavey:

[carrie721]

I officially want to barf. :laugh: :wavey:

you're officially an ass. :wavey:

:laugh:

[Wild_Heart03]

you're officially an ass. :wavey:

:laugh:

That requires certification? damn... guess I've been illegally practising. :p

[JazmenFlowers]

That requires certification? damn... guess I've been illegally practising. :p
I'm gonna have to write you a citation.

you're officially WARNED!

[Wild_Heart03]

I'm gonna have to write you a citation.

you're officially WARNED!

Please - I can change! *acts out dramatic 80s soap-opera style scene*

[carrie721]

Please - I can change! *acts out dramatic 80s soap-opera style scene*

oh christ, boys, i've already seen this video.

[amber]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I'm officially laughing my ass off.

[mikeschmike]

This is officially awesome. Certified and everything.

http://www.benjerrys.com/assets/images/features/americone_dream/americone_dream_pint.jpg

[trackaghost]

I'm on the board of officialising Official threads and I have to say this thread is 100 per cent unofficial and is in fact a bootleg thread.
Carrie, I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the Board of Official Officials.

[goldustsongbird]

This is officially awesome. Certified and everything.

http://www.benjerrys.com/assets/images/features/americone_dream/americone_dream_pint.jpg

I am officially craving some ice cream.

[DrummerDeanna]

I'm on the board of officialising Official threads and I have to say this thread is 100 per cent unofficial and is in fact a bootleg thread.
Carrie, I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the Board of Official Officials.

You see, I suspected as much. I love when I'm right.


:p

[carrie721]

I'm on the board of officialising Official threads and I have to say this thread is 100 per cent unofficial and is in fact a bootleg thread.
Carrie, I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the Board of Official Officials.

sharon, you are officially a bloody tosser. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[DeadliestPoison]

I officially flipping love my J103 class. But I officially hate that I only have it once a week, although the 4-hoursness of it doesn't bug me.

~*~*~*~*~*~MFEO~*~*~*~*~*~

[xdreamsunwindx]

thnq kate. are you on the certification board?

~im on ne board u want me 2 b bb~

I'm officially in love with my new phone!

http://www.gadgetell.com/images/majentarazr.jpg

<3<3<3

[carrie721]

~im on ne board u want me 2 b bb~

I'm officially in love with my new phone!

http://www.gadgetell.com/images/majentarazr.jpg

<3<3<3

oh **** son. it's official, everybody has a ****in' razr except me! :laugh:

[Nixxxed]

I meant to post this months ago, but forgot. For all you Nextel and Razr users:

FBI taps cell phone mic as eavesdropping tool

http://news.com.com/FBI+taps+cell+phone+mic+as+eavesdropping+tool/2100-1029_3-6140191.html

Excerpt:
The U.S. Commerce Department's security office warns that "a cellular telephone can be turned into a microphone and transmitter for the purpose of listening to conversations in the vicinity of the phone." An article in the Financial Times last year said mobile providers can "remotely install a piece of software on to any handset, without the owner's knowledge, which will activate the microphone even when its owner is not making a call."

Nextel and Samsung handsets and the Motorola Razr are especially vulnerable to software downloads that activate their microphones, said James Atkinson, a counter-surveillance consultant who has worked closely with government agencies. "They can be remotely accessed and made to transmit room audio all the time," he said. "You can do that without having physical access to the phone."

[Wild_Heart03]

~im on ne board u want me 2 b bb~

I'm officially in love with my new phone!

http://www.gadgetell.com/images/majentarazr.jpg

<3<3<3

hot! mine is OBG - old boring gray. It's all they had but I love it anyway.

[ontheEdgeof17]

it's official.

i'm pregnant.

[goldustsongbird]

it's official.

i'm pregnant.

See ya on Maury.

[ontheEdgeof17]

See ya on Maury.

F***. You're right. I have noooooo idea who the father is.

[goldustsongbird]

F***. You're right. I have noooooo idea who the father is.

It ain't me, babe.

[JazmenFlowers]

^^^
:eek: :shocked: :eek: :shocked: :lol:

it's official.

I'm a whore.

[ontheEdgeof17]

For the record, it's Ken's. :blob2:

[JazmenFlowers]

For the record, it's Ken's. :blob2:
but is it official? :shrug:


:lol:

[xdreamsunwindx]

I'm officially going to take a Percocet and an antibiodic for my throbbing jaw. Sexy.

[carrie721]

I'm officially going to take a Percocet and an antibiodic for my throbbing jaw. Sexy.

that's officially hawt.

i'm officially hungry. good thing i officially have chinese food.

[Mari]

if this is a bootleg thread, the torrent must follow. Someone, please share? *beg*

[Moony]

I'm officially going to take a Percocet and an antibiodic for my throbbing jaw. Sexy.

U shld stop ~servicing~ all the black mens, bb. Ur jaww will *thx u*

[Moony]

F***. You're right. I have noooooo idea who the father is.

Whateva. U kno it's me, betch! Don't lie.

[JazmenFlowers]

U shld stop ~servicing~ all the black mens, bb. Ur jaww will *thx u*
:laugh:

black men do have a tendency to cause a bitch to take a percocet.

[danax6]

For the record, it's Ken's. :blob2:Barbie's so going to pound on you.

[michelle2677]

i'm unofficially back.

but officially, i want to know why carrie's posts cannot be quoted in this thread??? :confused:

[carrie721]

i'm unofficially back.

but officially, i want to know why carrie's posts cannot be quoted in this thread??? :confused:

i'm officially glad you're unofficially back!

but officially i don't know why you can't quote my posts because i can quote yours. officially.

[michelle2677]

^^thanks :xoxo: officially ;)

and nevermind. your "quote" button is officially on the left when TECHNICALLY it should be on the right.....



i'm a ledge notary. here's my seal:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/carrottop.jpg


this is officially the ugliest man on the planet.

[carrie721]

^^thanks :xoxo: officially ;)

and nevermind. your "quote" button is officially on the left when TECHNICALLY it should be on the right.....

oh, i know. it's because my sig is ****ed up, i think. hopefully someone can help me with that!!!!!!

this is officially the ugliest man on the planet.

yes. :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

i'm unofficially back.


I didn't know you left.:o

[michelle2677]

I didn't know you left.:o


I didn't :laugh:

[foxyluva]

oh, i know. it's because my sig is ****ed up, i think. hopefully someone can help me with that!!!!!!


Oh, I thought you did that yourself - being so bananas and all :laugh: