Baked Goods

[skcin]

Now listen, I know I start a lot of food threads. I do. But I thought of this one the other day, and I couldn't resist. I tried, really I did, for days I told myself "They'll make fun of you for starting another food thread! They're all gonna laugh at you!" But I just can't help myself. Oh, and since we never have enough polls around here, I felt it necessary to put one in. :cool:

Say you were only allowed to choose one of these items at a breakfast/brunch. Any flavor/ingredients you'd like, but you can't have your muffin & eat toast too. :) Choose only 1.

Most of you know that I've never met a bread product I didn't like. :D But if I had to choose, I think I'd go for the bagel. I enjoy an occasional danish or donut, but when I say occasional, I'd guess twice a year at most. I usually have the bagel. With butter or cream cheese please. :D My fave is a whole wheat bagel with honey nut cream cheese or a blueberry bagel with butter. But since I'm trying to be a bit more healthy lately, I've been eating Weight Watchers bagels (only 2 points compared to about 5 or 6 for a regular bagel!) with a bit of peanut butter.

My least fave of these is probably the biscuit. I do love a good biscuit, but it's not a sure thing that it will actually be a good biscuit - they're often dry & then I'm disappointed. Scones are iffy too. And bread - it had better be fresh baked. I don't want some crappy slice of Wonder bread at my fancy brunch! :mad: :p

[ELIUD]

I voted for the biscuit because it's the most versatile of the selection. I can stuff it with bacon and egg to make it a sandwhich. I can layer it with butter and jelly and enjoy the sugar high. Or I can just use it to sop up my gravy and egg yolk after I shovel the everything else down. You just can't do that with a donut or coffee cake.

[estranged4life]

I'm a bread eating mofo. I must eat bread daily or I go nuts. You name it bread-wise and I will try it.

King's Hawaiian Bread is the best bread in the whole world!!! I love that stuff.

[DrummerDeanna]

This was hard. My favorite subject...carbohydrates!!!

I chose the donut, mostly because I've been craving them lately but can't figure out why. Maybe it's just because I haven't had one in so long, or the fact that there is no longer a Dunkin' Donuts on every corner...

But on the list I love a good scone..especially if it's served with clotted cream and a fruit curd I like.

I also love a good bagel and always enjoy toast.

Otherwise the choices on the list I can leave or take.

[seeker007nmss]

Choose only one? Aw come on! :mad: :laugh: :wavey:

[amber]

I don't think English Muffin should be included. I don't know why. But with that in mind, I accidentally picked donut.
But really, my favorite is english muffin. I don't think I can move my vote, though. The other day I went to breakfast and had the works, eggs, sausage, hash browns, english muffin. And then I ordered a second english muffin when I was done. Kind of gross, but there it is. Nothing is a more delectable butter holder. And we all know how delicious butter is.
Plus it is a very important component of another of my favorite treats, the Sausage McMuffin.

I just now had a great half a donut, and wished I had the rest, so I kind of jumped the gun on the donut thing. I do love donuts second. Yesterday I had two donuts. Kind of gross, but there it is again. :laugh:
But of course I love all the things on the list.

Who doesn't love to talk about food? I like food threads. Have we had a sandwich thread? My sig is all ready...

[Sarah]

I went with bagel. I'm not 100% sure that it's totally my favorite.. but like someone mentioned, biscuits aren't really reliable unless they're my grandmother's. and she's not with us any longer.

I enjoy my blueberry bagel well toasted, but not burnt, with light grape jelly on both pieces of the inside. Then I sandwich it. No butter, no cream cheese. Just blueberry bagel and grape jelly. It's delicious, and smells soooo good.

[skcin]

And then I ordered a second english muffin when I was done. Kind of gross, but there it is. Nothing is a more delectable butter holder. And we all know how delicious butter is.


Who doesn't love to talk about food? I like food threads. Have we had a sandwich thread? My sig is all ready...

It's the nooks & crannies. :nod:

And I think you should start a sandwich thread, if we haven't had one already. I know we've done soup, not sure about sandwiches.....




BTW - forgot to mention that I want my bagel lightly toasted. :wavey:

[strandinthewind]

Donuts are fried , not baked :wavey: :wavey:

[goldie]

I went with Toast. I cannot live without having toast for breakfast in the morning. Without it, it feels as if something is missing from my life. In lieu of toast, gimme an English muffin. But not Thomas's. For some reason I only like store brand English muffins.

[rbs3676]

I like my English Muffin (preferably Bays) cut in half and then very toasted, verging on being burt. I then spread a generous portion of peanut butter on both slices. This is usually accompanied with a banana and a large glass of milk. If you add some canadian bacon, this would be my idea of a perfect breakfast.

rbs

[DrummerDeanna]

Donuts are fried , not baked :wavey: :wavey:

I was just about to say the title of this thread is misleading :lol:

Toast is also not baked :p

When I think baked goods I think cookies, brownies, cake....

But whatever...I still enjoy the subject matter.

Oh and bagel-wise I like it all toasted to hell with the edges border-line burnt.

[michaelD]

I had to go with the Bagel... Onion, Asiago, or Chocolate Chip when I need a lift! I love breakfast sandwhichs with the bagels....

HOWEVER! I will roll anything up in a tortilla!

[skcin]

Donuts are fried , not baked :wavey: :wavey:


F*ck off. :wavey: :wavey:

I was just about to say the title of this thread is misleading :lol:

Toast is also not baked :p

When I think baked goods I think cookies, brownies, cake....

But whatever...I still enjoy the subject matter.

Oh and bagel-wise I like it all toasted to hell with the edges border-line burnt.


Yes, but bread is. :cool:


Should I change the title to "starchy breakfast crap?" :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

F*ck off. :wavey: :wavey:




Yes, but bread is. :cool:


Should I change the title to "starchy breakfast crap?" :lol:

I Know. And coffee cake is a baked good...so I wouldn't know what else to title a thread such as this- because had you titled it "starchy breakfast crap" I would now be complaining about the lack of pancakes and french toast on the list :p

[skcin]

I Know. And coffee cake is a baked good...so I wouldn't know what else to title a thread such as this- because had you titled it "starchy breakfast crap" I would now be complaining about the lack of pancakes and french toast on the list :p

Exactly. I was going to throw crepes in there, but then the whole pancake realm would have opened up. :D Damn the "10 options maximum" poll rule!

[danax6]

I went with bread, because all my other favourites are really not that 'implemented' in our society here. I can only really induldge in those when I am in the US, so it wouldn't be fair to bread/toast if I chose any of those.

But what I really like best is toasted bagel. Dunkin' Donuts' toasted bagel with cream cheese. God, I wish they would import that here.

[amber]

so it wouldn't be fair to bread/toast

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

unfair treatment of bread/toast is definitely a problem in our society.

[DrummerDeanna]

The poor scone. Now I wish I had voted for it. :p

[GODDESS6]

I'm a bread eating mofo. I must eat bread daily or I go nuts. You name it bread-wise and I will try it.

King's Hawaiian Bread is the best bread in the whole world!!! I love that stuff.

so is the hubby, he has bread or rolls at EVERY meal, & we too love, love the king's hawaiian bread & rolls, it is just fab!!!~

i picked cinnamon roll, i have a major weakness for huge smothered in icing warm cinnamon rolls!!!~

[ELIUD]

Donuts are fried , not baked :wavey: :wavey:

And I'm pretty sure bagels are boiled.

[danax6]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

unfair treatment of bread/toast is definitely a problem in our society.You could not be more right. They just don't get a chance anymore. At least people still appreciate it here, you know? :wavey:

[strandinthewind]

I was just about to say the title of this thread is misleading :lol:

Toast is also not baked :p

When I think baked goods I think cookies, brownies, cake....

But whatever...I still enjoy the subject matter.

Oh and bagel-wise I like it all toasted to hell with the edges border-line burnt.

It is possible to make toast in the oven, so I kind of included that in Paula's already incorrect use of "bake" :D

WE LOVE YOU PAULA :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

And I'm pretty sure bagels are boiled.

Your bagel is boiled - OY!

[mikeschmike]

Enjoying fried donuts when one is "baked" could qualify, right?

[skcin]

And I'm pretty sure bagels are boiled.

It is possible to make toast in the oven, so I kind of included that in Paula's already incorrect use of "bake" :D

WE LOVE YOU PAULA :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

Your bagel is boiled - OY!

You guys suck. :mad:


:p

[strandinthewind]

Enjoying fried donuts when one is "baked" could qualify, right?

Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On I lighter note, I spent like $20 in a Taco Bell in Lafayette, Louisiana in like 1985 while baked. So, anything counts while baked. Sadly, we tried to eat the food in said Bell, but would up laughing at the shape of the Taco for like 30 minutes and afterward had lost the muchies and had to go home. Oh Well.

[carrie721]

It is possible to make toast in the oven, so I kind of included that in Paula's already incorrect use of "bake" :D

WE LOVE YOU PAULA :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

but bread used for toast is baked ... :shrug:

i chose muffins.

what's better than a muffin?

:cool:

[Livia]

"It's like Sophie's choice...." S. Nicks :D

I ADORE bread and baked goods. I picked cinnamon roll because that sounds really good to me right now. And whenever I splurge and grab one of those Pillsbury cans and bake 'em up, I love how they make my house smell. :thumbsup:

I eat English muffins at work, like every other day. Whole grain ones. Either peanut or cashew butter on 1 half, and Brummell & Brown spread on the other half, w/ cinnamon (no sugar) sprinkled on top.

[DrummerDeanna]

what's better than a muffin?

:cool:

A donut.


:p

I looove muffins...well ok, only Banana Nut ones...and sometimes Pumpkin ones...lol...but man, I like 'em with butter....so with that addition since muffins are horrible for you anyway, I only have one once in a great great while.




Is anyone else getting really hungry?

[carrie721]

A donut.


:p

hooker. :lol: i knew someone was going to say that.

I looove muffins...well ok, only Banana Nut ones...and sometimes Pumpkin ones...lol...but man, I like 'em with butter....so with that addition since muffins are horrible for you anyway, I only have one once in a great great while.

yeah, i hardly ever have muffins, which is a shame. i chose muffins without considering health aspects, because ... uh, well, it's just a poll. :laugh:

Is anyone else getting really hungry?

yes. :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

but bread used for toast is baked ... :shrug:


No - it is unbaked and you can bake it in the oven to toast it.

Good Lord, I am arguing about toast - I need a pink pill - no two ways about it :laugh:

[danax6]

Is anyone else getting really hungry?Yup, and I didn't have time to do groceries today. :mad: About the only edible thing I have in my kitchen right now is half a bag of Doritos. It's close to midnight and I haven't had dinner yet. Pizza place is closed.

[skcin]

No - it is unbaked and you can bake it in the oven to toast it.

Good Lord, I am arguing about toast - I need a pink pill - no two ways about it :laugh:

What? Dude, bread is baked. :confused:

[carrie721]

No - it is unbaked and you can bake it in the oven to toast it.

Good Lord, I am arguing about toast - I need a pink pill - no two ways about it :laugh:

what the hell are you talking about?????

What? Dude, bread is baked. :confused:

what she said. :laugh:

[carrie721]

What? Dude, bread is baked. :confused:

seriously, wtf? i am lmao. what the hell kind of toast do they have in georgia? :laugh:

[danax6]

What? Dude, bread is baked. :confused:Yeah, that's why you can buy it at a bakery. Duh, Jason.

[carrie721]

Yeah, that's why you can buy it at a bakery. Duh, Jason.

lol. i also believe that's where the popular phrase "freshly BAKED bread" comes from.

call me crazy. :shrug:

:D

[strandinthewind]

What? Dude, bread is baked. :confused:

I agree - she was pointing out that toasting is not the same as baking. I noted that you can toast in the oven and, as you noted, bread already is baked, though not toasted, which can be achieved by rebaking :wavey:

[danax6]

lol. i also believe that's where the popular phrase "freshly BAKED bread" comes from.

call me crazy. :shrug:

:DNo, not crazy. I wonder what Jason would do with a lump of dough if someone asked him to turn it into bread without the use of an oven.

[strandinthewind]

No, not crazy. I wonder what Jason would do with a lump of dough if someone asked him to turn it into bread without the use of an oven.

I know bread is baked. I was talking about making toast, which she said was not the same as baking. You can make toast by baking the already baked bread.

[carrie721]

I know bread is baked. I was talking about making toast, which she said was not the same as baking. You can make toast by baking the already baked bread.

this is the most ridiculous conversation :laugh: :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

. . . Should I change the title to "starchy breakfast crap?" :lol:

Why start being accurate now :xoxo:

:)

[Sarah]

this is the most ridiculous conversation :laugh: :xoxo:

I was going to say. Only Ledgies can find a way to discuss/argue something so simple as toast.

:laugh:

[strandinthewind]

this is the most ridiculous conversation :laugh: :xoxo:

I know - I have like 30 min. left here and then I am going to have a LARGE FROZEN COCKTAIL - and you all can go straight to hell and take your fukcing BAKED BREAD with you for all I care - hey at least you can toast it down there :laugh:

[danax6]

I know bread is baked. I was talking about making toast, which she said was not the same as baking. You can make toast by baking the already baked bread.Okay, cause you know Carrie said that bread used for toast is baked and then you first said that bread is unbaked and left everybody confused and then you said that you can bake bread and then rebake the already baked bread and then you have toast.

Groan. You win.

[strandinthewind]

No, not crazy. I wonder what Jason would do with a lump of dough if someone asked him to turn it into bread without the use of an oven.

Well, I am full of hot air :shrug:

:cool:

[carrie721]

I know - I have like 30 min. left here and then I am going to have a LARGE FROZEN COCKTAIL - and you all can go straight to hell and take your fukcing BAKED BREAD with you for all I care - hey at least you can toast it down there :laugh:

asshole. :wavey:

Okay, cause you know Carrie said that bread used for toast is baked and then you first said that bread is unbaked and left everybody confused and then you said that you can bake bread and then rebake the already baked bread and then you have toast.

Groan. You win.

lmaolmaolmaolmaolmao. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sarah]

*snip* bread used for toast is baked *snip* bread is unbaked *snip* confused *snip* then you said that you can bake bread and then rebake the already baked bread and then you have toast.

does not compute

critical error

reboot

[carrie721]

I was going to say. Only Ledgies can find a way to discuss/argue something so simple as toast.

:laugh:

lol. so true! :thumbsup:

[strandinthewind]

Okay, cause you know Carrie said that bread used for toast is baked and then you first said that bread is unbaked and left everybody confused and then you said that you can bake bread and then rebake the already baked bread and then you have toast.

Groan. You win.

Actually, I responded to DrummerDeanna's comment on page 1 - "I was just about to say the title of this thread is misleading

Toast is also not baked "

So, it really is not about the bread - see :wavey:

[amber]

This whole mess got started because someone tried to include a secondary bread cooking in with the actual process of making bread (baking). Which is dumb, because most of the breads mentioned can be toasted anyways, I don't know why toast was singled out. :laugh: Because as we all know now, toast is baked before it is toasted.

And yes, that is the most ridiculous conversation.

[danax6]

Actually, I responded to DrummerDeanna's comment on page 1 - "I was just about to say the title of this thread is misleading

Toast is also not baked "

So, it really is not about the bread - see :wavey:Jason!! You just said it yourself, toast is made out of BAKED bread...you EVEN said "you can make toast by reBAKING the baked bread". So, it IS about the bread, because you can't have toast without bread.

Please keep up, will ya? :lol:

[strandinthewind]

This whole mess got started because someone tried to include a secondary bread cooking in with the actual process of making bread (baking). Which is dumb, because most of the breads mentioned can be toasted anyways, I don't know why toast was singled out. :laugh: Because as we all know now, toast is baked before it is toasted.

Exactly, but, you can rebake the already once baked bread to make toast. the use of a toaster, which I think is causing the confusion, is not required - though it may be more convenient for some non-purist.

And yes, that is the most ridiculous conversation.

Hooker

[carrie721]

Exactly, but, you can rebake the already once baked bread to make toast. the use of a toaster, which I think is causing the confusion, is not required - though it may be more convenient for some non-purist.

non-purist??? my god. :lol:

the ingredient used to make toast is baked bread. therefore, toast is a baked good, it has just gone through one more cooking step.

besides, you could say that toasting is baking. especially if you consider parbaked bagels, which are fully baked once they are toasted.

:cool:

[DrummerDeanna]

Who makes toast by baking it!?! Just sayin'

And ok - bread IS baked...but I'm sorry Toast is not a "baked good" No way.

When I see little old ladies selling toast at a bake sale, maybe I'll change my mind.

:p

[strandinthewind]

. . . besides, you could say that toasting is baking. especially if you consider parbaked bagels, which are fully baked once they are toasted.

:cool:

That is what I said. I agreed that toast was a baked item, though it can be made in a toaster, which is not really an oven per se, though they operate on the same princ.

[strandinthewind]

Who makes toast by baking it!?! Just sayin'

And ok - bread IS baked...but I'm sorry Toast is not a "baked good" No way.

When I see little old ladies selling toast at a bake sale, maybe I'll change my mind.

:p

Well, you got everyone all riled up :laugh:

[amber]

Exactly, but, you can rebake the already once baked bread to make toast. the use of a toaster, which I think is causing the confusion, is not required - though it may be more convenient for some non-purist.



Hooker

Yes, I make my toast in the oven, I don't have a toaster. What is confusing about that? But of course, as you know, the first statement (not by you) was that toast isn't a baked good, which is just wrong. Which you know already.
Okay. I can't tell how this thread got confusing, but it's all very clear to me. Toast is as much a baked good as most on the list, because it was baked first. Just like english muffins and bagels (?) and bisquits are all baked first, then often toasted. Okay, not so much bisquits, but still. You can't count the secondary preparation as a description of the original bread good. Which is baked.

Yes, i am a hooker. Note my lavish lifestyle.

[DrummerDeanna]

Well, you got everyone all riled up :laugh:

I know :lol:

Wait...actually I think YOU were the one...had you let my toast comment slide, I think we'd all be ignoring it :p

I realize bread is baked....and by definition that means it's a "baked good" but I still don't put bread in the same category as say, muffins, cinnamon rolls and the like.

[strandinthewind]

Yes, I make my toast in the oven. What is confusing about that? But of course, as you know, the first statement (not by you) was that toast isn't a baked good, which is just wrong. Which you know already.
Okay. I can't tell how this thread got confusing, but it's all very clear to me.

Yes, i am a hooker. Note my lavish lifestyle.

game, set, match!

and - personally, I am blaming the confusion on Paula because she is a gay baiting projectile kicker!

[carrie721]

Who makes toast by baking it!?! Just sayin'

And ok - bread IS baked...but I'm sorry Toast is not a "baked good" No way.

When I see little old ladies selling toast at a bake sale, maybe I'll change my mind.

:p

toast is totally a baked good, you nutbag. :laugh: and since it's co-listed above with bread, it is totally legit. besides, have you ever seen english muffins at a bake sale? :lol:

[strandinthewind]

. . . I realize bread is baked....and by definition that means it's a "baked good" but I still don't put bread in the same category as say, muffins, cinnamon rolls and the like.

Which are made of bread :shrug:

[DrummerDeanna]

toast is totally a baked good, you nutbag. :laugh: and since it's co-listed above with bread, it is totally legit. besides, have you ever seen english muffins at a bake sale? :lol:

Sure...English muffin bake sales are aplenty around here :p And at last month's church social/bagel bake sale - we got enough to buy the ladies a butter churn. So they can put it on their toast. While not selling it at a bake sale.


Well I already told Paula how I feel about the "baked goods" distinction....



I hope none of you are serious about this - because I'm just having fun...just to clear things up. Because it seems that some think I'm "wrong" and apparently stupid for not including toast in the "baked goods" realm :rolleyes:

[carrie721]

I know :lol:

Wait...actually I think YOU were the one...had you let my toast comment slide, I think we'd all be ignoring it :p

I realize bread is baked....and by definition that means it's a "baked good" but I still don't put bread in the same category as say, muffins, cinnamon rolls and the like.

then why aren't we arguing that bread shouldn't be on the list?

:D

[carrie721]

Sure...English muffin bake sales are aplenty around here :p And at last month's church social/bagel bake sale - we got enough to buy the ladies a butter churn. So they can put it on their toast. While not selling it at a bake sale.


Well I already told Paula how I feel about the "baked goods" distinction....



I hope none of you are serious about this - because I'm just having fun...just to clear things up. Because it seems that some think I'm "wrong" and apparently stupid for not including toast in the "baked goods" realm :rolleyes:

why wouldn't i be serious? baked goods are SERIOUS BUSINESS. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:









:D

[danax6]

I know :lol:

Wait...actually I think YOU were the one...had you let my toast comment slide, I think we'd all be ignoring it :p

I realize bread is baked....and by definition that means it's a "baked good" but I still don't put bread in the same category as say, muffins, cinnamon rolls and the like.Hello, bread precedes everything else. If it weren't for bread, nobody would have ever come up with muffins and rolls. Come on now, give the bread/toast a chance here. It deserves to be on this list and it deserves to win.

Poor bread/toast. Like Amber said...totally unappreciated.

[GardenStateGirlie]

this is too difficult -- so i'm going to abstain voting :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

why wouldn't i be serious? baked goods are SERIOUS BUSINESS. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:









:D

You's b rt. I b wr0nG.

Bread is my best friend - I shouldn't be dissing it.

[carrie721]

You's b rt. I b wr0nG.

Bread is my best friend - I shouldn't be dissing it.

:laugh:

at first i thought that said "you're a brat." which wouldn't be entirely wrong.. :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh:

at first i thought that said "you're a brat." which wouldn't be entirely wrong.. :lol:

Oh if I were going to call you a name, I'd use something stronger than brat :p

Bear with me, it was my first attempt at typing that way :lol:

[JazmenFlowers]

I had to go with the cinnamon roll.

[carrie721]

Oh if I were going to call you a name, I'd use something stronger than brat :p

Bear with me, it was my first attempt at typing that way :lol:

u dUn gud, guRl!111~~

hey, i used all "u"s for my vowels. :laugh:

[carrie721]

toast is totally baked!!!!!

TO WIT:

bake (bāk) pronunciation

v., baked, bak·ing, bakes.

v.tr.

1. To cook (food) with dry heat, especially in an oven.
2. To harden or dry (something) by subjecting to heat in or as if in an oven: bake bricks.

v.intr.

1. To cook food with dry heat.
2. To become hardened or dry by or as if by having been subjected to the heat of an oven.

ergo, it does not HAVE to be in an oven to be considered "baked," it just has to have been cooked with a dry heat, which a toaster does.

toast has been vindicated!!!!!!

[Stew_Matthews]

Just been down for Thursday breakfast and it was whale meat - definitely only works with Toast - all that fancy high carb stuff ruins the taste!

[amber]

Hello, bread precedes everything else. If it weren't for bread, nobody would have ever come up with muffins and rolls. Come on now, give the bread/toast a chance here. It deserves to be on this list and it deserves to win.

Poor bread/toast. Like Amber said...totally unappreciated.

You don't have to defend toast, because it is clearly made of bread. Bread is baked. So bread is a baked good.
Let's do a logic problem for this:

All bread is baked
All toast is bread
so therefore
All toast is baked
:blob2:
I love when you can make standardized-test-like logic problems for things. :D Cause I'm a dork.:laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

^^

Your toaster uses dry heat? That's weird.

:p

Again, in MY own personal definition of "baked goods" - no toast.

That said, I do love toast, in fact I had toast with my dinner last night.


And thanks...

1 h4v3 Bn trin 2 gt b3tt3r w1th th1z.

[carrie721]

Just been down for Thursday breakfast and it was whale meat - definitely only works with Toast - all that fancy high carb stuff ruins the taste!

what does whale meat taste like? what kind of whale?

[carrie721]

^^

Your toaster uses dry heat? That's weird.

:p

you have a steam toaster, then? :D

Again, in MY own personal definition of "baked goods" - no toast.

That said, I do love toast, in fact I had toast with my dinner last night.


And thanks...

1 h4v3 Bn trin 2 gt b3tt3r w1th th1z.

lmaolmaolmao.

[danax6]

toast has been vindicated!!!!!!Splendid! Not that I needed convincing. I always toast stuff in the oven. Meh.

[DrummerDeanna]

you have a steam toaster, then? :D



lmaolmaolmao.

Yes, it's a new-fangled George Forman steam toaster. It works well, except for the sog issue :p


Toast has been vindicated - but not in my world - in which baked goods are finely defined by myself as things containing chocolate...or mad amounts of sugar and frosting. :p

[carrie721]

You don't have to defend toast, because it is clearly made of bread. Bread is baked. So bread is a baked good.
Let's do a logic problem for this:

All bread is baked
All toast is bread
so therefore
All toast is baked
:blob2:
I love when you can make standardized-test-like logic problems for things. :D Cause I'm a dork.:laugh:

can i play?

logic problems are for dorks.
amber likes logic problems.
therefore,
amber is a dork.

:D

[carrie721]

Yes, it's a new-fangled George Forman steam toaster. It works well, except for the sog issue :p

:laugh: :laugh: "sog" :laugh:


Toast has been vindicated - but not in my world - in which baked goods are finely defined by myself as things containing chocolate...or mad amounts of sugar and frosting. :p

wait wait, this is a new definition. we must start the argument over.



:D:D:D:D:D

[BTFLCHLD]

I have so many questions! Is it the only thing we are allowed to eat? For instance, if I am having eggs I would want toast. But without eggs or other such items, I would have a bagel. Is this being served buffet style - been around a while - or brought HOT to the table? I do not want cold toast.

[carrie721]

I have so many questions! Is it the only thing we are allowed to eat? For instance, if I am having eggs I would want toast. But without eggs or other such items, I would have a bagel. Is this being served buffet style - been around a while - or brought HOT to the table? I do not want cold toast.

i think this is just ideal world baked goods. which is why i went with muffins... if i were being more practical, i'd probably go with bagels.

[danax6]

wait wait, this is a new definition. we must start the argument over.



:D:D:D:D:DLessee, BAKED GOODS by GOOGLE:

http://www.houseofbread.com/press/files/assort_baked_goods.jpg

Yes, I see the chocolaty stuff, I see some sugary stuff...but lo and behold, there is some regular bread in there also!

[amber]

can i play?

logic problems are for dorks.
amber likes logic problems.
therefore,
amber is a dork.

:D

All people who think logic is for dorks are tards
Carrie thinks logic is for dorks
Carrie is a tard

Wait, wait...
People who know about grammar are dull
Carrie knows about grammar
Carrie is dull

Wait...
Lesbians who like grammar and hate logic are lame
Carrie is a lesbian who likes grammar and hates logic
Carrie is lame.
:laugh:

[carrie721]

Lessee, BAKED GOODS by GOOGLE:

omg, i am laughing so hard.

[Stew_Matthews]

If you've eaten raw tuna then whale meat has a similar taste and dark colour. The locals eat it for breakfast along with Fish - a type of Artic Cod. They also have toasted bread and a wierd pickle dish. I have never seen Bagel in Russia!

[carrie721]

All people who don't like logic problems are tards
Carrie doesn't like logic problems
Carrie is a tard

there's a flaw in your logic, dork.

-nontard

:D

[danax6]

If you've eaten raw tuna then whale meat has a similar taste and dark colour. The locals eat it for breakfast along with Fish - a type of Artic Cod. They also have toasted bread and a wierd pickle dish. I have never seen Bagel in Russia!It's too cold for Bagel in Siberia, he doesn't like the cold. He prefers warm climates, like in Ovens.

[ELIUD]

Well I looked it up and bagels ARE boiled (http://www.cheftalk.com/content/display.cfm?articleid=178).
...then baked. Who knew?

[carrie721]

If you've eaten raw tuna then whale meat has a similar taste and dark colour. The locals eat it for breakfast along with Fish - a type of Artic Cod. They also have toasted bread and a wierd pickle dish. I have never seen Bagel in Russia!

interesting. i like tuna.

no bagels in russia? how uncivilized! :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

The thought of eating whale meat doesn't sit well with me...why I don't know...maybe it's the Shamu factor.

[amber]

there's a flaw in your logic, dork.

-nontard

:D

Nuh uh. And how would you know?

[carrie721]

All people who think logic is for dorks are tards
Carrie thinks logic is for dorks
Carrie is a tard

Wait, wait...
People who know about grammar are dull
Carrie knows about grammar
Carrie is dull

Wait...
Lesbians who like grammar and hate logic are lame
Carrie is a lesbian who likes grammar and hates logic
Carrie is lame.
:laugh:

ooh, ooh, i've got one! i've got one!

amber's a bitch.

:cool: :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Lessee, BAKED GOODS by GOOGLE:

http://www.houseofbread.com/press/files/assort_baked_goods.jpg

Yes, I see the chocolaty stuff, I see some sugary stuff...but lo and behold, there is some regular bread in there also!

:lol: :lol:

Asshole.


Oh and it's a lie. It's all a lie. Planted by pro-bread/toast imperliasts who are trying to push forward their vision of evil. :p

[carrie721]

Nuh uh. And how would you know?

because i never said i hated logic. :shrug: :angel: :laugh:

[danax6]

The thought of eating whale meat doesn't sit well with me...why I don't know...maybe it's the Shamu factor.Same here. I've seen way too many disturbing whale torture videos. Thanks, Greenpeace. :wavey:

[amber]

because i never said i hated logic. :shrug: :angel: :laugh:

Ah. New logic, then:
Carrie is also a dork.

[Stew_Matthews]

interesting. i like tuna.

no bagels in russia? how uncivilized! :laugh:

Yeah terrible :) ! Jamie Oliver and Tyler Florence haven't made it here yet. The food is pretty basic.

[carrie721]

Ah. New logic, then:
Carrie is also a dork.

i'll give you this one, logidork, although i never said i liked it, either. :angel:

but i do. :wavey:

[amber]

ooh, ooh, i've got one! i've got one!

amber's a bitch.

:cool: :laugh:

Wait, wait, here's a good one:

"That the best you got, lamo?"


:laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Same here. I've seen way too many disturbing whale torture videos. Thanks, Greenpeace. :wavey:

Yikes, I've never seen any of those (thankfully)....just the thought...it doesn't help that whales are one of my favorite animals...

So if you bake the whale meat, is it a baked good? That's the real question.

:p

[carrie721]

Yeah terrible :) ! Jamie Oliver and Tyler Florence haven't made it here yet. The food is pretty basic.

heehee. hey, could you post some pictures for us of where you are? i'd love to see. :woohoo:

[carrie721]

Wait, wait, here's a good one:

"That the best you got, lamo?"


:laugh:

:lol:

we are sooooo good at these! :blob2: :laugh:

[danax6]

So if you bake the whale meat, is it a baked good? That's the real question.

:pWell, no... you wouldn't bake it in an oven, you'd use a frying pan.

An oven is really a necessity when it comes to 'baked goods'.

[DrummerDeanna]

Well, no... you wouldn't bake it in an oven, you'd use a frying pan.

An oven is really a necessity when it comes to 'baked goods'.

But you can make meat in the oven...:shrug:

I'm kidding.

An oven is a necessity - as apparently is a dry heat....so much for my George Foreman Steam toaster :p

Man...I really want some cookies (an actual baked good) now :lol:

[amber]

:lol:

we are sooooo good at these! :blob2: :laugh:

:lol:

We should be in debate class. :cool:

[Stew_Matthews]

Same here. I've seen way too many disturbing whale torture videos. Thanks, Greenpeace. :wavey:

I tend to agree. The people on the mainland (I'm on a oil platform 40 miles off the coast) are much like the Inuit (sorry if I've got the spelling wrong) and catch was is available in the sea locally. The oil firms buy it to save import costs and to support the local people. Tiksi has only about 1000 people.

I'm not into the pointless killing of whales. I see them most days - as it's dark the lights on the rigs attract them and in summer we see them everywhere. Because the water is so clear they are amazing to watch.

[DrummerDeanna]

I

I'm not into the pointless killing of whales. I see them most days - as it's dark the lights on the rigs attract them and in summer we see them everywhere. Because the water is so clear they are amazing to watch.

That sounds amazing...one of my dreams is to see whales in the wild.

[danax6]

I see them most days - as it's dark the lights on the rigs attract them and in summer we see them everywhere. Because the water is so clear they are amazing to watch.Wow, I think I'm jealous. The closest I ever came to seeing a whale was in Seaworld.

Are you originally from Siberia?

[Stew_Matthews]

heehee. hey, could you post some pictures for us of where you are? i'd love to see. :woohoo:

I will at the end of March when it is lighter - it has been dark since late November......

[carrie721]

But you can make meat in the oven...:shrug:

I'm kidding.

An oven is a necessity - as apparently is a dry heat....so much for my George Foreman Steam toaster :p

Man...I really want some cookies (an actual baked good) now :lol:

an oven isn't a necessity ... just a dry heat. which is why toasted things can be considered baked goods. :D

:lol:

We should be in debate class. :cool:

totally!

"so as you can see, the logical conclusion ..."

"mark is a weenie!"

:laugh:

I tend to agree. The people on the mainland (I'm on a oil platform 40 miles off the coast) are much like the Inuit (sorry if I've got the spelling wrong) and catch was is available in the sea locally. The oil firms buy it to save import costs and to support the local people. Tiksi has only about 1000 people.

I'm not into the pointless killing of whales. I see them most days - as it's dark the lights on the rigs attract them and in summer we see them everywhere. Because the water is so clear they are amazing to watch.

wow. that's so cool!

[carrie721]

I will at the end of March when it is lighter - it has been dark since late November......

oh gosh, i remember you mentioned that a while back. how much light every day do you get?

[Stew_Matthews]

That sounds amazing...one of my dreams is to see whales in the wild.

Most of the sea around me is frozen but there are places where the currents prevent the ice forming. Whales use these to catch some air. In the summer there are loads of different types here - you see 20 - 30 every day for about 3 months. They are incredible.

[DrummerDeanna]

an oven isn't a necessity ... just a dry heat. which is why toasted things can be considered baked goods. :D




I know...that's what I was saying....:D

[HomerMcvie]

I checked donut, but I MEAN a Raspberry filled, white iced, bismark!

#1!!!

[amber]

"so as you can see, the logical conclusion ..."

"mark is a weenie!"

:laugh:



:laugh: :laugh:

That's never not funny.

[Stew_Matthews]

oh gosh, i remember you mentioned that a while back. how much light every day do you get?

Now in February we get about two and a half hours from about 11am (it's 9.10am now) til 1.30pm when it is like dusk or early morning in the US. It is still dark but not pitch black. When we get to the middle of June we can see the sun every day all day til late September. The sun just goes in a circle 'round the sky - very bizarre.

Anyway musn't hijack the toast thread!:laugh:

[amber]

I checked donut, but I MEAN a Raspberry filled, white iced, bismark!

#1!!!

drool.....whenever I go to get a jelly donut they are always out of rasberry and only have lemon or cherry left. Blergh. :mad: Luckily, the only donut I don't like is maple...

[DrummerDeanna]

I checked donut, but I MEAN a Raspberry filled, white iced, bismark!

#1!!!

bleck. doesn't look like me and you are food buddies, Homie. I love me some donuts...but HATE HATE HATE fruit filled donuts. Yuck.

The white icing I can do - but no fruit filling.

[HomerMcvie]

bleck. doesn't look like me and you are food buddies, Homie. I love me some donuts...but HATE HATE HATE fruit filled donuts. Yuck.

The white icing I can do - but no fruit filling.

Raspberry's the only one I do. I've loved those my whole life!
I got a Lemon filled by mistake, a couple weeks ago. I went ahead and ate it, since I was driving, but it sucked in comparison!:mad:

So, in short, anything OTHER than my raspberry ones, and I'll choose the regular donuts, too.

[DrummerDeanna]

Raspberry's the only one I do. I've loved those my whole life!
I got a Lemon filled by mistake, a couple weeks ago. I went ahead and ate it, since I was driving, but it sucked in comparison!:mad:

So, in short, anything OTHER than my raspberry ones, and I'll choose the regular donuts, too.

Interesting. Yeah, I bit into a big strawberry jelly donut as a kid, not knowing what it was. I thought it was a plain donut...and was NOT expecting the innards to come spewing out. And the flavor was not good. I have been anti-jelly donut ever since.

Told ya...picky!

It's VD, I think I'll go ahead and have a damn donut. A chocolate one. Yum.

[HomerMcvie]

Interesting. Yeah, I bit into a big strawberry jelly donut as a kid, not knowing what it was. I thought it was a plain donut...and was NOT expecting the innards to come spewing out. And the flavor was not good. I have been anti-jelly donut ever since.

Told ya...picky!

It's VD, I think I'll go ahead and have a damn donut. A chocolate one. Yum.

Picky........I don't know anything about that!!!! Which is so funny, because I was SO picky(and skinny) til about age 10. Then I slowly learned to like all the foods I'd hated(this took years though, to like almost all of them). About the only things I won't eat now are......brussel sprouts....lima beans......coconut.....and dark chocolate, or chocolate cake.


VD? OH, Valentine's Day. I was afraid you meant something else.;) :rolleyes: :sorry: :angel:

[DrummerDeanna]

VD? OH, Valentine's Day. I was afraid you meant something else.;) :rolleyes: :sorry: :angel:

Oh no, I can't talk about that on a public message board...well maybe in that TMI thread ;)

[Miss Vicky]

I selected donut, but it should be clarified that it absolutely must be an Original Glazed Krispy Kreme fresh and hot off the line. Cold and stale is no good.

[skcin]

Well I looked it up and bagels ARE boiled (http://www.cheftalk.com/content/display.cfm?articleid=178).
...then baked. Who knew?

a-HA! :wavey:


If a piece of toast falls in the woods, but there's no one there to see it, is it still baked? Jesus, I've created a monster. :laugh:


I will now be forced to start an entirely new thread about dessert-like baked goods, since this thread was exclusively for breakfasty stuff. Perhaps I'll call them baked treats, I haven't decided yet. We can include cake, pie, cookies, brownies, crumbles.......wait. Maybe it should just be dessert items, so we can throw chocolate bars in there, pudding, Jello, no-bake cheesecake.......what about cobbler or ambrosia.....you know what? Never mind. I'll let some other assh*le take that on. :D



btw - can't help but notice the poor, unwanted scone. i can't even begin to imagine how it must feel. :distress:

[strandinthewind]

I had to go with the cinnamon roll.

That's because it's your drag name as well Ms. Roll :wavey:

As for the scone - it's a fukcing biscuit with an identity problem. So, screw it :cool:

[carrie721]

btw - can't help but notice the poor, unwanted scone. i can't even begin to imagine how it must feel. :distress:

well maybe if your precious scone weren't so dry and hard, it wouldn't be underappreciated. hear that, scone?????

i actually thought about voting scone because i love good ones, but so often they're too dry and hard.

[DrummerDeanna]

well maybe if your precious scone weren't so dry and hard, it wouldn't be underappreciated. hear that, scone?????

i actually thought about voting scone because i love good ones, but so often they're too dry and hard.

Further proof that no one reads my posts :p

I thought about voting scone - and since it's all alone I think I should have.

But I'm picky about my scones....and love them most hot out of the oven with a side of curd and clotted cream...which is basically IMPOSSIBLE to find anywhere....so that's why I went with the readily available donut.

I do hope that the scones forgive me.

[carrie721]

did someone just say something? :shrug: :laugh:

i do remember that you said that. i just got caught up in that Very Important Argument, you know. :D

[DrummerDeanna]

did someone just say something? :shrug: :laugh:

i do remember that you said that. i just got caught up in that Very Important Argument, you know. :D

Oh that's understandable being that the balance of existence was dependent on that "argument" :lol:

[skcin]

Further proof that no one reads my posts :p

I thought about voting scone - and since it's all alone I think I should have.

But I'm picky about my scones....and love them most hot out of the oven with a side of curd and clotted cream...which is basically IMPOSSIBLE to find anywhere....so that's why I went with the readily available donut.

I do hope that the scones forgive me.

did someone just say something? :shrug: :laugh:

i do remember that you said that. i just got caught up in that Very Important Argument, you know. :D

I remember too. Just thought it was even more amusing that pages later, the scone remains....alone.


And Dee - I wouldn't count on the scones forgiving you - those bitches really like to hold a grudge. :sorry:

[DrummerDeanna]

I remember too. Just thought it was even more amusing that pages later, the scone remains....alone.


And Dee - I wouldn't count on the scones forgiving you - those bitches really like to hold a grudge. :sorry:

I was just being a brat...but thank you guys for remembering my ever so prolific scone post :p

****. One more **** list I'm gonna get added too...those bastard scones! Hmm..maybe if I tell them I consider them a baked good unlike that no-good toast...maybe that will help. :angel:

[HomerMcvie]

Maybe it's a Midwestern thing, but I don't think I've ever even SEEN a scone.

What the hell is a scone?

[DrummerDeanna]

Maybe it's a Midwestern thing, but I don't think I've ever even SEEN a scone.

What the hell is a scone?

Good looking scones...all that's missing is the clotted cream:

http://lcc.jwu.ac.jp/kurashiwoirodoru/backnumber/scone.jpg


What you find at all the places that offer scones here...

http://www.lulucafe.com.tw/lulu-deli/images/cranberry%20scone.gif

[carrie721]

Maybe it's a Midwestern thing, but I don't think I've ever even SEEN a scone.

What the hell is a scone?

there are scones in the midwest. i promise! :laugh: they're dry, slightly sweetened biscuits. sometimes they have cranberries or raspberries or orange peel or something in them. they're supposed to be eaten with tea or coffee.

[HomerMcvie]

^^^The top pic just looks like biscuits. Are they similar?

[DrummerDeanna]

^^^The top pic just looks like biscuits. Are they similar?

See Carrie's post...which I'm sure you already have...so somewhat, yes.

[HomerMcvie]

there are scones in the midwest. i promise! :laugh: they're dry, slightly sweetened biscuits. sometimes they have cranberries or raspberries or orange peel or something in them. they're supposed to be eaten with tea or coffee.

Okay. And of course I've HEARD of them. I just realized that I've never actually seen, or had, one.

[Sarah]

my coffee shop sells scones.

we have white chocolate raspberry, apple cinnamon, blueberry, brown-sugar cinnamon, and chocolate chunk.

they have 40 grams of fat a piece, and are made by pillsbury. no thanks. i gain a pound just looking at them.

they really just aren't as specialty gourmet and trendy as the yuppie-****s here think they are. but hey, i'll take that 1.49 and split your .51 tip at the end of my shift, thanks. :laugh:

we have plain mix to make any type of scone, but i'm just not gonna go buy a bunch of buttermilk and then scrub my knuckles off getting orange peel. nope.

[DeadliestPoison]

Biscuits & sausage gravy for the win, thanks.