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vermicious knid
02-06-2007, 11:53 AM
The Denver Post (http://www.denverpost.com/colleges/ci_5164921)

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

That is according to one of the disgraced pastor's overseers, who on Monday revealed new details about where Haggard has been and where he is headed.

The Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur also said the four-man oversight board strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work instead of Christian ministry if Haggard and his wife follow through on plans to earn master's degrees in psychology.
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Ralph said three weeks of counseling at an undisclosed Arizona treatment center helped Haggard immensely and left Haggard sure of one thing.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."


Praise be to Jesus! Please, Ted Haggard, help all the dirty homo-gays see the error of their ways! Guide us to a life a repression! We want to be delusional closet-fairies like you!

sasja
02-06-2007, 11:56 AM
ARRRGGGHHHHH

Curses on any graduate program that sees that yahoo fit to enter and EARN a MA or MS in Psych!!!!!!

What in the heck is the world coming to?

Sasja

DavidMn
02-06-2007, 02:12 PM
****! I wanted him soooo bad too.....:laugh:

skcin
02-06-2007, 02:15 PM
...the four-man oversight board...


Am I the only who finds this line hilarious?

gldstwmn
02-06-2007, 02:21 PM
Maybe the Scientologists got a hold of him.

DavidMn
02-06-2007, 02:21 PM
Maybe the Scientologists got a hold of him.Uh-Oh, for his sake I hope not. Especially if he comes "In contact" with Tom Cruise.:laugh: