Would "Sable On Blond" make for the sexiest toilet paper commerical ever? [Archive]

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SortaSavageLike

01-09-2007, 09:17 PM

I can already envision it. Roll after roll of Charmin extra-soft toilet paper cascading down white marble steps in glorious slow motion, accompanied by Mick's slow tribal drumbeat and Stevie's sensuous Ooo...well, I think it was you, baby...this time... It would be fabulousness defined. :blob2:

BlackWidow

01-09-2007, 10:04 PM

ew!!!!!!!!!!

Nixxxed

01-09-2007, 10:51 PM

The "dark upon light" lyrics fit.

But the "because it hurts too much" section makes this a definite NO.

ryan8472

01-09-2007, 11:03 PM

The "dark upon light" lyrics fit.

But the "because it hurts too much" section makes this a definite NO.
LMFAO

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I vote YES.

HejiraNYC

01-09-2007, 11:19 PM

The "dark upon light" lyrics fit.

But the "because it hurts too much" section makes this a definite NO.

Okay... now this thread has officially gone into the crapper. :mad: :lol: :eek:

BlackWidow

01-10-2007, 10:01 AM

LMFAO

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I vote YES.

you would....:cool:
PERV!!!:xoxo:

TheWILDheart

01-10-2007, 10:17 AM

I actually love this song. Not many do...

strandinthewind

01-10-2007, 11:28 AM

I actually love this song. Not many do...

Her vocal on this is searing and beautiful. The lyrics are typically Stevie - all about calling on Excalibur to help her. I love that shiitte :cool:

bikerchic

01-10-2007, 11:49 AM

Don't use Charmin. Plugs up my toliet :D

chiliD

01-10-2007, 12:00 PM

I actually love this song. Not many do...

Circle the day on the calendar...we agree on something! :thumbsup:

sparky

01-10-2007, 12:26 PM

Particularly fitting, as the Rolling Stone review, I believe, said the intro to the song sounded like the soundtrack of a feminine hygiene ad.

Sahara

01-10-2007, 06:09 PM

*barely even able to type due to hysterical laughter*
(Sable on Blonde ruuuules that album :thumbsup: )

ELIUD

01-11-2007, 11:43 AM

No it wouldn't. But I always thought Edge would be great for a high-speed internet service. All the stuff about "and the days go by...like a strand in the wind...in a web (get it? web?) that is my own...I begin again." And they could have like a cool cgi dove or white bird flying around and about from one internet junkie to another...

Know whattamean? Oh...Oh...Oh...

SuzeQuze

01-11-2007, 01:39 PM

You're a psycho. :lol: