Okay, I got dissed tonight.

[Rickypt]

So, I went to my usual happy hour haunt today. It's a relatively tired gay bar for middle-aged dudes like me, but recently has become sort of "hip" for the downtown crowd.

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

Anyway.....I now know what a nano is. And I guess I've learned that I am f*king old. Since I was the only person in the bar trying to help her find her nanu nanu, it's a little odd she would diss me. I don't know, maybe it's good that she did? Or maybe hip young people shouldn't try to take over tired middle-aged gay guy bars?

:shrug: :shrug:

[irishgrl]

Yep :nod: all of the above. There oughta be a law..........

[DrummerDeanna]

:eek: Wow...thanks for helping out a fellow human, huh? How rude...!

[PsychCat]

I would go with that last thing you wrote. :eek:

[foxyluva]

Isn't a Nano just a smaller version of an iPod?

[Rickypt]

Isn't a Nano just a smaller version of an iPod?

Yes, this tired f*king old guy now knows that. :laugh:

[foxyluva]

Yes, this tired f*king old guy now knows that. :laugh:

:laugh: I thought it was!

[DrummerDeanna]

Yes, this tired f*king old guy now knows that. :laugh:

You should have smashed her Nano with yer walker :p

[Rickypt]

You should have smashed her Nano with yer walker :p

I would have if I found it! I was the only one trying to help her! It was so bizarre....

[amber]

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :eek:

no. no. that didn't happen. it couldn't have.

Maybe she was really ripped.

You don't look old at all anyway, you look young, so whatever. Walk it off. :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

why in the hell would you bring something like that to a bar anyway?

lame.

[DrummerDeanna]

I would have if I found it! I was the only one trying to help her! It was so bizarre....

Yeah...so you'd think she would have been a bit more kind...though it was a bar - was she saying "are you f*cking old or something" in a jokey way or was she just being an ungrateful b*tch?

[amber]

why in the hell would you bring something like that to a bar anyway?

lame.

I don't think anyone here never doesn't have it with them...it's still lame, though. :laugh:

[Rickypt]

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :eek:

no. no. that didn't happen. it couldn't have.

Maybe she was really ripped.

You don't look old at all anyway, you look young, so whatever. Walk it off. :laugh:

I can't....I'm too old. :laugh:

I really don't care if I look old. I know who I am and what I've been through and I'm at peace with it. I just thought is was funny because here I intentionally go to an older gay guy bar so I can be with my people and I still try to help this young woman and she disses my ass.

Will she ever win?

[amber]

I can't....I'm too old. :laugh:

I really don't care if I look old. I know who I am and what I've been through and I'm at peace with it. I just thought is was funny because here I intentionally go to an older gay guy bar so I can be with my people and I still try to help this young woman and she disses my ass.

Will she ever win?

Were you at the coffin, or whatever that glass front corner place is called?

[Rickypt]

Yeah...so you'd think she would have been a bit more kind...though it was a bar - was she saying "are you f*cking old or something" in a jokey way or was she just being an ungrateful b*tch?

The latter.....I started laughing with her when she said it, but she wasn't laughing. Maybe she was plastered.

Anyway, I got a good education, there are ipods, there are nanos, and there are "shutters".

But I will take my 8 track player and haul it to the gym with me tomorrow.

[Rickypt]

Were you at the coffin, or whatever that glass front corner place is called?

:D :D :D

The glass coffin?

I'm not THAT old, doll!

[DrummerDeanna]

The latter.....I started laughing with her when she said it, but she wasn't laughing. Maybe she was plastered.

Anyway, I got a good education, there are ipods, there are nanos, and there are "shutters".

But I will take my 8 track player and haul it to the gym with me tomorrow.

Oh ok..she's a b*tch :laugh: Seriously - plastered or not that's f*cking rude, I hate unhappy drunks.

I don't even know what a "shutter" is and I had to google iPod Nano to make sure I was thinking of the right thing :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

I don't think anyone here never doesn't have it with them...it's still lame, though. :laugh:

really? i mean, i'll admit -- i carry my ipod everywhere -- just not to bars/clubs/shopping trips out of fear that what happend to this girl would happen. not to mention, what use would you have with one out at a bar anyway? :shrug: unless she was by herself. judging by her attitude, it's no wonder why her nano would be the only company she's keeping :laugh:

[foxyluva]

I don't own an iPod, so I guess Im pretty lame :p

[DrummerDeanna]

I don't own an iPod, so I guess Im pretty lame :p

iPods are lame :p

I have an mp3 player - but refused to get an iPod....and I would never take one into a bar..that's just stupidity...ya can't listen to it in there...:shrug:

[amber]

really? i mean, i'll admit -- i carry my ipod everywhere -- just not to bars/clubs/shopping trips out of fear that what happend to this girl would happen. not to mention, what use would you have with one out at a bar anyway? :shrug: unless she was by herself. judging by her attitude, it's no wonder why her nano would be the only company she's keeping :laugh:

:laugh:

I can only think maybe it just stays in her purse always, or she came to the bar right after work. Or she's a retard. I don't bring mine out, either. Also, I specifically wanted the one that hangs around your neck because I was almost positive I would lose it otherwise. :p

The glass coffin? I'm not THAT old, doll!

hehe. I didn't think so. It's a nice bar, though, so I thought maybe. I mean, me and my friend drank there. :shrug:

[Rickypt]

really? i mean, i'll admit -- i carry my ipod everywhere -- just not to bars/clubs/shopping trips out of fear that what happend to this girl would happen. not to mention, what use would you have with one out at a bar anyway? :shrug: unless she was by herself. judging by her attitude, it's no wonder why her nano would be the only company she's keeping :laugh:

She was with a whole gaggle of young women. They were all attorneys having some holiday "party" at the gay bar, how "The Office" of them, or maybe Will and Grace? Anyway, even though most of the tired older gay guys were mad about all these young straight people being there, I was cool with it....share the love, you know.....which is why I was trying to help her find her poor lost Nana. Or Nano? Oh no, no.

Even after she trashed me, I wrote her name and number on a napkin (how f*king old school) and gave it to the bartender in case they find it.

[DrummerDeanna]

and i hate how "ipod" is used to describe mp3 interchangeably

there are actually better rated mp3 players out there that are cheaper and easier to use than the ipod brand
yet somehow it is like the kleenex of tissues:D

I know!! lol..I always say my mp3 player - and people always say, "oh your iPod.." nooo....Deanna HATES iPod...:laugh:

I got 20gigs for half of what I would have paid for a 20GB iPod and I'm in love with my player so far....so I say screw apple....:p

[Phoenix]

I just wanna say two things, one that biotch is rude and lame, sorry she had to spread her negative energy into your positive space.
and two I just turned twenty five, and When My sister got me an mp three player, I was like What is this, is this one of those things that takes your heart beat and counts your steps? She was like no you dope its an mp3 player. EVERYONE has one I was like "OH" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You are NOT ALONE :wavey:

[GardenStateGirlie]

She was with a whole gaggle of young women. They were all attorneys having some holiday "party" at the gay bar, how "The Office" of them, or maybe Will and Grace? Anyway, even though most of the tired older gay guys were mad about all these young straight people being there, I was cool with it....share the love, you know.....which is why I was trying to help her find her poor lost Nana. Or Nano? Oh no, no.

Even after she trashed me, I wrote her name and number on a napkin (how f*king old school) and gave it to the bartender in case they find it.

ahhh i see, i see.

and in terms of the napkin, you're entirely too sweet. she sounds pretty beast.

[GypsySorcerer]

Someone must have pissed in her drink. Or is she even old enough to drink?:lol:

[GardenStateGirlie]

:laugh:

I can only think maybe it just stays in her purse always, or she came to the bar right after work. Or she's a retard. I don't bring mine out, either. Also, I specifically wanted the one that hangs around your neck because I was almost positive I would lose it otherwise. :p

i have a huge issue with changing handbags and coats excessively. i've lost my id card and my ipod for those reasons. señorita bleu [she's franglish, apparently] went missing for two weeks and i nearly had collective heart failure. she showed up 21 days later inside of my other handbag.

[amber]

I just wanna say two things, one that biotch is rude and lame, sorry she had to spread her negative energy into your positive space.
and two I just turned twenty five, and When My sister got me an mp three player, I was like What is this, is this one of those things that takes your heart beat and counts your steps? She was like no you dope its an mp3 player. EVERYONE has one I was like "OH" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You are NOT ALONE :wavey:

In San Francisco, people are both huge tech heads and huge a-holes. It looks Ryan experienced both these qualities in one horrific person tonight. :laugh:
I have to admit, I'm kind of suprised Ryan didn't know what a nano was. But not so suprised that I would feel the need to cuss at him and insult him. :laugh:

It is odd if she is a lawyer. I mean in the way that she can't be 19 or something if she is a lawyer, and therefore...ah,nevermind.

[DrummerDeanna]

u got the zen sleek by chance?


:nod: that's exactly what I got. And I love it - it's been brilliant so far. Sound quality is great, and if you read the reviews you probably have seen that the only quirk is the sensetive touch pad, but it took all of 2 minutes to get used to....

I have now put my entire cd collection on there and still have 14GB left :laugh:

The only complaint I have is lack of accessories, but there are some good universal ones I've found that work ok...but shopping for them is annoying because EVERYTHING is made for the damn iPod....hopefully the tides are a turning though as more people branch out to other brands...

[amber]

i have a huge issue with changing handbags and coats excessively. i've lost my id card and my ipod for those reasons. señorita bleu [she's franglish, apparently] went missing for two weeks and i nearly had collective heart failure. she showed up 21 days later inside of my other handbag.

:laugh:

Wait, is the senorita your ipod?

I have similar issues, with different uh...things that hold things. I keep hoping it will result in me finding money that I forgot I had, and conversely not losing things I always need, but mainly the opposite has occured. It isn't funny at all when you lose your I.D. In fact, I keep a spare.

Wait, wouldn't she be franish? She's french and spanish, right?

[Phoenix]

:nod: that's exactly what I got. And I love it - it's been brilliant so far. Sound quality is great, and if you read the reviews you probably have seen that the only quirk is the sensetive touch pad, but it took all of 2 minutes to get used to....

I have now put my entire cd collection on there and still have 14GB left :laugh:

The only complaint I have is lack of accessories, but there are some good universal ones I've found that work ok...but shopping for them is annoying because EVERYTHING is made for the damn iPod....hopefully the tides are a turning though as more people branch out to other brands...

THats what I have is the zen version of the nano. I think they are easier to use.:nod:

[WelshWitchPMD]

What a witch that lady was to you! Don't feel bad, I just found out what an Ipod and Mp3 player were only a few months ago. I ended up buying a Samsung MP3 player too. I hardly ever use mine but then I am old too.:laugh:
I think that a Nano is less expensive model then an Ipod but I could be wrong. You should have called her a 'cheapskate" for having the lesser model.

[Rickypt]

I have to admit, I'm kind of suprised Ryan didn't know what a nano was.


Ryan is no technie, he's a non-profit guy.

[DrummerDeanna]

THats what I have is the zen version of the nano. I think they are easier to use.:nod:

:nod: I just went for the cheapest w/ the most capacity...but the Zen has more accessories than the Sleek...of course I also think the model I got is being discontinued to make room for a more update version...

I also had a Creative Zen Micro...that was a great little starter mp3 player for me...so I'm pretty much sold on Creative now :nod:

[GardenStateGirlie]

:laugh:

Wait, is the senorita your ipod?

I have similar issues, with different uh...things that hold things. I keep hoping it will result in me finding money that I forgot I had, and conversely not losing things I always need, but mainly the opposite has occured. It isn't funny at all when you lose your I.D. In fact, I keep a spare.

Wait, wouldn't she be franish? She's french and spanish, right?

yes, she's my ipod. and i just really like the word franglish.

the i.d. thing is not funny at all -- especially when it lets you in your townhouse, your car in the parking garage, and is how you eat when you're at school. i've definitely left that in coat pockets more than once. very very irritating to loose it or anything for that matter.

[amber]

Ryan is no technie, he's a non-profit guy.

Yeah, Amber doesn't have much profit in her life, either, but...I dunno, you don't really have to be techie. I feel like I couldn't possibly have avoided hearing about the nano. And then riding BART, or walking around, everyone had them....wait, everyone and their mom.

Naw, I can see that you might not have heard of them...

[Rickypt]

Yeah, Amber doesn't have much profit in her life, either, but...I dunno, you don't really have to be techie. I feel like I couldn't possibly have avoided hearing about the nano. And then riding BART, or walking around, everyone had them....wait, everyone and their mom.

Naw, I can see that you might not have heard of them...

I know what an Ipod is....I just didn't know there were different names depending on their fricking sizes. :laugh:

[amber]

I know what an Ipod is....I just didn't know there were different names depending on their fricking sizes. :laugh:

I know...it makes sense. :xoxo:

[amber]

yes, she's my ipod. and i just really like the word franglish.

the i.d. thing is not funny at all -- especially when it lets you in your townhouse, your car in the parking garage, and is how you eat when you're at school. i've definitely left that in coat pockets more than once. very very irritating to loose it or anything for that matter.

Wow, and I was just pissed because it lets me into bars...:laugh: Little did I know it could suck much more to lose your I.D.

[strandinthewind]

So, I went to my usual happy hour haunt today. It's a relatively tired gay bar for middle-aged dudes like me, but recently has become sort of "hip" for the downtown crowd.

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

Anyway.....I now know what a nano is. And I guess I've learned that I am f*king old. Since I was the only person in the bar trying to help her find her nanu nanu, it's a little odd she would diss me. I don't know, maybe it's good that she did? Or maybe hip young people shouldn't try to take over tired middle-aged gay guy bars?

:shrug: :shrug:

I would have called her a c*nt and then bitch slapped her :laugh:

[Rickypt]

Well, this is a thread I probably wouldn't have started if I had been sober. :laugh: It's kind of whiny on my part. At least I now know what a nano is and the way the whole karma thing goes, she's probably not going to see it ever again! :p Thanks for the support, everyone.

[gldstwmn]

maybe she was pullin one of my friday specials -
right from the gym to the bar -
lol

Way to stay healthy. :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

which is why I was trying to help her find her poor lost Nana. Or Nano? Oh no, no.




:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'd say nanu, nanu but that would show how really f*cking old I am. :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

I would have called her a c*nt and then bitch slapped her :laugh:

Atta boy. :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Atta boy. :laugh:

I am these days, however, becoming partial to tw*t - but, there is no need to be mutually exclusive :angel:

[sparky]

She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?


Sparky's response to this indiviudual:

"No I'm not f*cking old. I was, however, helping your f*ucking ungrateful slag ass look for something you think think you lost. Not anymore. If you find it, shove it up your ass, you silly little hag."

[Johnny Stew]

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?I would've said "ohhhh... so that's what I just stepped on," and then walked away.

Bitch don't want no help -- bitch don't get no help. :nod:

[Johnny Stew]

I know what an Ipod is....I just didn't know there were different names depending on their fricking sizes. :laugh:Everything gets a different name depending on its size. ;)

[Rickypt]

Sparky's response to this indiviudual:

"No I'm not f*cking old. I was, however, helping your f*ucking ungrateful slag ass look for something you think think you lost. Not anymore. If you find it, shove it up your ass, you silly little hag."

Okay then, I need to start hanging out with you, Strand, and Stew so I can get a little help in these situations. :laugh:

Aw, I think I should've just laughed it off like people said. Sometimes when I drink too much, I take things too personally. Makes me wonder if maybe I have issues about getting older....who the hell doesn't. :shrug:

[Johnny Stew]

Okay then, I need to start hanging out with you, Strand, and Stew so I can get a little help in these situations. :laugh:

Aw, I think I should've just laughed it off like people said. Sometimes when I drink too much, I take things too personally. Makes me wonder if maybe I have issues about getting older....who the hell doesn't. :shrug:I'm kind and helpful to a fault, but I don't put up with rudeness. Especially from someone I'm trying to help. She'd have been on her own after that little comment.

And don't worry about getting older -- men only get better with age! :thumbsup:

[DavidMn]

Ok I need to MAJORLY VENT HERE.:mad: I am so sick and tired of these so called "Hipsters" thinking they can just run around and dictate what type of person someone is based on what technoligical goodie they have. If this bitch wouldve said that to me, I wolddve been like "Excuse me I only have a cd walkman, and if you have a problem TOO F***ING BAD. Cause it works for MY NEEDS and I hardly care about what some twat like you thinks".

[strandinthewind]

Sparky's response to this indiviudual:

"No I'm not f*cking old. I was, however, helping your f*ucking ungrateful slag ass look for something you think think you lost. Not anymore. If you find it, shove it up your ass, you silly little hag."

Actually, he could do like I thought about doing to the guy at Best Buy when they failed to fix my Ipod for the third time and hand it to him with a condom on it - thus suggesting in no uncertain terms where he could shove it.

[Rickypt]

Okay, if strand, sparky, and davidmn had been with me last night, I think the place might have erupted into a brawl! :lol:

[amber]

Well, this is a thread I probably wouldn't have started if I had been sober. :laugh: It's kind of whiny on my part. At least I now know what a nano is and the way the whole karma thing goes, she's probably not going to see it ever again! :p Thanks for the support, everyone.

No, these are the best kinds of threads - when you are out drinking and somebody is inexplicably and disproportionately rude to you, you must tell everyone. :nod: See how much shock and amusement is has provided for all of us?
Also, I wish I could think as fast and say something exactly like what Sparky said...hahaha. Awesome.

And speaking of tech, I have an inexplicable and totally baseless lust right now for the LG Chocolate phone. My friend just got one...so...pretty...plays music...television...web browse...GPS.....
Have no real need for it at all, but somehow want it really bad.:rolleyes:

[carrie721]

etc etc etc

every time i see your sig i have to sing along ... all the sayyyyy-hayem, alllll the sayyyyyy-hayem ...

[Rickypt]

And speaking of tech, I have an inexplicable and totally baseless lust right now for the LG Chocolate phone. My friend just got one...so...pretty...plays music...television...web browse...GPS.....
Have no real need for it at all, but somehow want it really bad.:rolleyes:

What is LG?

What is GPS?

;)

[BlackWidow]

So, I went to my usual happy hour haunt today. It's a relatively tired gay bar for middle-aged dudes like me, but recently has become sort of "hip" for the downtown crowd.

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

Anyway.....I now know what a nano is. And I guess I've learned that I am f*king old. Since I was the only person in the bar trying to help her find her nanu nanu, it's a little odd she would diss me. I don't know, maybe it's good that she did? Or maybe hip young people shouldn't try to take over tired middle-aged gay guy bars?

:shrug: :shrug:
OH HELL TO THE NO!!!!
I would have thrown down..like a barracade.

[michelle2677]

OH HELL TO THE NO!!!!
I would have thrown down..like a barracade.
omg. You did not just say that :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

omg. You did not just say that :laugh:

It was good huh??!!:nod:

[michelle2677]

It was good huh??!!:nod:
lol yeah i laughed! :nod:

[SuzeQuze]

Ryan is no technie, he's a non-profit guy.

Susan works in tech but I just found out what a Nano was on Fri because my friend's girlfriend decided she didn't want one. Her reasons; it costs the same as the regular iPod but is smaller and has much less storage space. Plus you can't store vidoes on it it. So basically that bitch's stupid MP3 player is lame anyway. She's a jerk.

[SuzeQuze]

lol yeah i laughed! :nod:

Seriously. Thank god he's back, right?

[Wild_Heart03]

OH HELL TO THE NO!!!!
I would have thrown down..like a barracade.

I totally just LOL'ed.

[Rickypt]

I can't believe this thread got resurrected. :o

[SuzeQuze]

I can't believe this thread got resurrected. :o

Well we'll be there because wee caaare!

[BlackWidow]

I can't believe this thread got resurrected. :o

I pulled it out of the depths of hell......HAHAHAHA!!!!

[michelle2677]

I pulled it out of the depths of hell......HAHAHAHA!!!!
which is where you came from :lol: ;)

[BlackWidow]

which is where you came from :lol: ;)

You can dedicate your pain to me...:wavey:

[michelle2677]

You can dedicate your pain to me...:wavey:
i try. Every day i try :laugh: and you forgot the "weeeellll" :mad:

[BlackWidow]

Seriously. Thank god he's back, right?

:wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

[BlackWidow]

I can't believe this thread got resurrected. :o

Believe it baby....:nod: :D :xoxo:

[BlackWidow]

thread.will.not.die

[DavidMn]

Keep hope alive!:laugh:

[BlackWidow]

Keep hope alive!:laugh:

hope.is.alive:rolleyes: ;) :p