Mr. Bop

[michelle2677]

well. There have been a few questions as to who the fine specimen is in my signature. (other than me of course. :laugh: :laugh: ).

well, it all started in a little thread called "Do you bop?"

carrie posted a picture of baby bop and I googled "bop" on images. Then this guy popped up saying something about "Birds of paradise". So the two of us (later joined by deanna) started looking at this thing and picking him apart. Carrie made it her desktop picture. That was a treat. :lol:

then a few of my favorite "bop" memories:

suze asked if a guy offers sex and you turn him down, does the offer still stand (in the "i wanna do" thread)
I innocently made the comment that it probably did, but she (or whoever it was) needed to be the one to initiate because most people don't like getting turned down twice.
Enter carrie making a post in that thread. Deanna and I both rush to the thread to see a big picture of "his sexy-ness" plastered on the thread with the following: "Geesh michelle. This guy turned you down twice?!!" :lol:


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Michelle2677/Bop.jpg

Deanna admitted he kinda looked like a guy she dated once. :laugh:
carrie, never one to disappoint, found and old photo of the two of them together. here they are :

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/Michelle2677/other/deebf.jpg


awww..arent' they just the cutest couple.
PFFT!!! anyway.

so the fight is on!! I want him, she wants him. He's too hot for either of us to give up. Lisa puts him in her siggy (again..she sees his full potential) and a star is born.
Then of course carrie finds old pics of bop and I together (see photo below) and threatens to break out the "home video" that I made her promise never to show anyone!!! :lol:

So there is the story of bop. If you have your own bop story-feel free to share. I'm sure he's been around the ledge once or twice. He's a player!!

I didn't even bring up the safe word. I'll let someone else take it from here. :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh:

A very fine history of Bop, Michelle...but you've missed one very important photo - Bop showing his love of all things Mick Fleetwood:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/DeannaRG/Bop.jpg

[goldustsongbird]

omfg, I forgot to mention. I think I told Carrie - I have bop in a vase in my dining room. A friend bought us this arrangement of flowers, and one of them was.... *drumroll* Birds of paradise.

That's my bop story. I'm holding him captive until he wilts.

... take that as you will....

[michelle2677]

WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT COME FROM??!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


was that posted and I missed it? or did you just come up with that?!!!

[DrummerDeanna]

WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT COME FROM??!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


was that posted and I missed it? or did you just come up with that?!!!

I posted it just today in the pre-rumours forum - in the thread you were trying not to hijack :lol:

Y'all were talking about his balls - I had to reveal this picture...:p

[michelle2677]

I posted it just today in the pre-rumours forum - in the thread you were trying not to hijack :lol:

Y'all were talking about his balls - I had to reveal this picture...:p


you're going to have to be more specific...:laugh:

yeah....bop got his balls busted for hijacking that thread!! :laugh: he wasn't happy. He swears he'll never be able to have children now....;)

I think that is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in....a LONG time!!!! :lol:

[michelle2677]

omfg, I forgot to mention. I think I told Carrie - I have bop in a vase in my dining room. A friend bought us this arrangement of flowers, and one of them was.... *drumroll* Birds of paradise.

That's my bop story. I'm holding him captive until he wilts.

... take that as you will....

why would you put bop in a vase?? he likes to roam free (and preferably naked) at his leisure..:D

[DrummerDeanna]

you're going to have to be more specific...:laugh:

yeah....bop got his balls busted for hijacking that thread!! :laugh: he wasn't happy. He swears he'll never be able to have children now....;)

I think that is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in....a LONG time!!!! :lol:

I sure had a nice laugh over it....and it also showcases the extent of my computer image editing skills :laugh:

And this thread has confirmed what I've long thought...we are all sick sick people :lol:

[michelle2677]

^^ that is way better than I could do! trust me!!

I think it's hilarious!! I have a picture of me leaning over to pick up my purse (on the motorcycle) and the owner is standing there....it looks very....suspicious..:laugh: it would be a perfect "bop" pic. I just don't have it on my photobucket acct. (I"m SURE carrie would have picked that one instead. actually I'm surprised she didn't pick the one in the french maid costume :laugh: )

on edit. Yes. we are very very sick sick people. :nod:

[DrummerDeanna]

^^ that is way better than I could do! trust me!!

I think it's hilarious!! I have a picture of me leaning over to pick up my purse (on the motorcycle) and the owner is standing there....it looks very....suspicious..:laugh: it would be a perfect "bop" pic. I just don't have it on my photobucket acct. (I"m SURE carrie would have picked that one instead. actually I'm surprised she didn't pick the one in the french maid costume :laugh: )

on edit. Yes. we are very very sick sick people. :nod:

Oh man...if she were at her computer....I have a feeling you'd be giving her some ideas :laugh:


Oh Bop...did you go to the website of his origin...it seems to have something to do with Carrotop...which would make Bop Satanic :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

why would you put bop in a vase?? he likes to roam free (and preferably naked) at his leisure..:D

:shrug: He requested it. He said it was either the vase, or he'd shove my FM records up his ass. So.... what would you do?

Here's a recent photo of him enjoying the flowers:
http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/9757/ffffxb3.png

[DrummerDeanna]

^^

OMG!!! :lol: :lol:

*wipes away tears*

[goldustsongbird]

^^

OMG!!! :lol: :lol:

*wipes away tears*

I know. He looks like he's got a stem up his azz or something... I told him to wear pants! Would he listen? Nooooooo

[DrummerDeanna]

I know. He looks like he's got a stem up his azz or something... I told him to wear pants! Would he listen? Nooooooo

lol...no pants...but were there balls?

[goldustsongbird]

lol...no pants...but were there balls?

Last I saw, he was airing them out on the side of the vase.

[PsychCat]

OMG!! Y'all are SO wrong!
I've been wanting to compliment michelle2677 on her picture.
Now the vase one totally caught me off guard.... as did Bop with D-Squared. :eek:

Loved. the. story. And thanks for burning that image forever in my brain. :cool:

[DrummerDeanna]

Last I saw, he was airing them out on the side of the vase.


Oh I see 'em now :p


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/DeannaRG/Vase.jpg


Loved. the. story. And thanks for burning that image forever in my brain

That crazy Bop has that effect on people :laugh:

D-Squared..I like it!

[goldustsongbird]

^ aha! There they are. He's so indiscreet about that sort of thing. I think he must've belonged to a nudist colony or something. He just lets it all hang out.

[sara1998]

Blah - Blah - Blah... all that **** she wrote about Bop....
You, my friend, put a smile on my face. Thanks for cracking me up once again!
(Have you nothing better to do? :shrug: :lol: )

[Karlie]

I am in love with Bop, and the vase and the balls and everything! I have a feeling the sexy one will soon make an appearance in my signature as well.

[PsychCat]

I am in love with Bop, and the vase and the balls and everything! I have a feeling the sexy one will soon make an appearance in my signature as well.

And the Bopster claims another victim....
That bird is a true chick-magnet. :shrug:

[Karlie]

And the Bopster claims another victim....
That bird is a true chick-magnet. :shrug:

What can I say? I got lost in his gorgeous eyes. Or maybe it was the furry pants/legs...

[DrummerDeanna]

What can I say? I got lost in his gorgeous eyes. Or maybe it was the furry pants/legs...

It's hard to tell with Bop. For me it was the cloven hooves.

:lol:

[Karlie]

I just Bop-ified my sig. I'm very pleased with the results.

[DrummerDeanna]

I just Bop-ified my sig. I'm very pleased with the results.

:laugh: :laugh:

Oh. My. God. That is brilliant!!!!

I love the last little box :p

[michelle2677]

:shrug: He requested it. He said it was either the vase, or he'd shove my FM records up his ass. So.... what would you do?

Here's a recent photo of him enjoying the flowers:
http://img342.imageshack.us/img342/9757/ffffxb3.png
oh my f*cking god. I am wiping tears from both eyes! Your sig! lmao lmao :laugh: :lol:

[Nixxxed]

Do elves Bop?

[michelle2677]

OMG!! Y'all are SO wrong!
I've been wanting to compliment michelle2677 on her picture.
Now the vase one totally caught me off guard.... as did Bop with D-Squared. :eek:

Loved. the. story. And thanks for burning that image forever in my brain. :cool:
hey. No prob! We figured we would share the love. Its no problem. Really :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Do elves Bop?

:lol: :lol:

You so beat me to that...I was just working on it - but couldn't get it to look as good as you :laugh:

[michelle2677]

You, my friend, put a smile on my face. Thanks for cracking me up once again!
(Have you nothing better to do? :shrug: :lol: )
heh heh. Maybe later i'll take a pic of him with the chocolate penis (he likes chocolate :nod: ) thanks babe :xoxo: As i was typing i was thinking to myself "its gonna suck if no one replies " :lol:

[michelle2677]

It's hard to tell with Bop. For me it was the cloven hooves.

:lol:
lol :lol: as a few more bite the dust. I DO want to make sure everyone remembers who bop is ridin dirty with! I dont mind sharing though :D

[ontheEdgeof17]

Bop is so five days ago....

[michelle2677]

Oh I see 'em now :p


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/DeannaRG/Vase.jpg



:laugh: they look like music notes :sorry:

[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh: they look like music notes :sorry:

Oh...yeah they do! lol...oops...well I did it in about .5 seconds lol....

[michelle2677]

Bop is so five days ago....
actually he's about 2 1/2 weeks ago :shrug: :laugh:

[Karlie]

Do elves Bop?

Brilliant!

[irishgrl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/bendimortimer/bopislove.png
Bop is love.

from his head down to his toenails (down to his feet)

and he'll never let your spirits dooooooown
once you get him off the street!

Hes a SUPER FREAK! SUPER FREAK! He's Super Freaky YOW!

[michelle2677]

And what in the hell is carrie doing in lexington? Although im sure as soon as she crossed over that state line (which i got a pix of :laugh: ) the air was a little bit sweeter and the sun was shining just a little bit brighter :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

And what in the hell is carrie doing in lexington? Although im sure as soon as she crossed over that state line (which i got a pix of :laugh: ) the air was a little bit sweeter and the sun was shining just a little bit brighter :lol:

You got pix and I didn't? She's gonna have to answer for that... I'm so taking away her bop privileges!

[michelle2677]

You got pix and I didn't? She's gonna have to answer for that... I'm so taking away her bop privileges!
i dont think you would want a pic of a "welcome to kentucky" sign :lol: well. Actually i would understand if you did. :nod:

[goldustsongbird]

i dont think you would want a pic of a "welcome to kentucky" sign :lol: well. Actually i would understand if you did. :nod:

:laugh: It would've made my night!

[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh: It would've made my night!

Right? Doesn't everyone crave a "Welcome to Kentucky" sign in their lives?? :p

[goldustsongbird]

Right? Doesn't everyone crave a "Welcome to Kentucky" sign in their lives?? :p

Canadians who haven't traveled do. :shrug: :lol:

[michelle2677]

Right? Doesn't everyone crave a "Welcome to Kentucky" sign in their lives?? :p
thats what i hear. I have the priv of seeing it every damn day!

[DrummerDeanna]

thats what i hear. I have the priv of seeing it every damn day!

:lol: Lucky devil!!! :p

Aww...poor Canadian...give Carrie hell about that one :nod:

[carrie721]

:laugh: It would've made my night!

haha ... when i send you pix on the phone it never gets through to you. but i know they get through to michelle ... :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

haha ... when i send you pix on the phone it never gets through to you. but i know they get through to michelle ... :lol:

yeah, my phone's a tard. I tried sending pics to my photobucket from it and they never got there! Boo.

[michelle2677]

^^^ oh my god that signature!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I saw it earlier, but it wasn't appropriate to point it out there. and where else but the "Bop" thread??? :cool:

[DrummerDeanna]

I just saw it right now...and am, of course, DYING!!! :lol: :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

^^ Bop's a festive kinda guy. He did that tree all by himself! He abandoned the vase a few days ago in order to fully celebrate Christmas. :nod:

[DrummerDeanna]

Where the hell are his balls!?!

:p

[michelle2677]

I just saw it right now...and am, of course, DYING!!! :lol: :lol:
i know! Me too! i hope thats not a real tree or his ciggy might catch it on fire! Lol

[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh: You know I just noticed how low his freakin' pants go...any lower and we'd been seeing a whole lot more of Mr. Bop :p

[PsychCat]

^^ Bop's a festive kinda guy. He did that tree all by himself! He abandoned the vase a few days ago in order to fully celebrate Christmas. :nod:

I was waiting for the festive Bop!
Just keep that tree watered so it won't go up in flames from that cig.

[goldustsongbird]

Where the hell are his balls!?!

:p

Hanging on the tree, where else? They're in the back, so you can't see them. :p

i know! Me too! i hope thats not a real tree or his ciggy might catch it on fire! Lol

I was waiting for the festive Bop!
Just keep that tree watered so it won't go up in flames from that cig.

It's a fake tree!

[PsychCat]

It's a fake tree!

Just the same....
I don't want to be reading about Mr. Bop + too much eggnog + lit cig = bonfire. :eek:

[goldustsongbird]

Just the same....
I don't want to be reading about Mr. Bop + too much eggnog + lit cig = bonfire. :eek:

Don't worry, I keep an eye on him at all times. :angel:

[DrummerDeanna]

Don't worry, I keep an eye on him at all times. :angel:

But...wait....isn't he with Michelle....omg...is Bop a three-timing a**hole!?! :eek:

:p

[PsychCat]

Bop's shenanigans are catching up with him!

He don't care.... Bop's a playah.

[goldustsongbird]

Oh, did I say he was with me? I meant like... in spirit...

yeah. He left an imprint on the vase. :woohoo:

[irishgrl]

:laugh: You know I just noticed how low his freakin' pants go...any lower and we'd been seeing a whole lot more of Mr. Bop :p
those arent pants, thats FUR! Bop is a demon! how else to explain that silly hodgepodge of a body?

[PsychCat]

those arent pants, thats FUR!

I thought it was actually feathers... being he is a Bird Of Paradise.

Michelle? Deanna? Lisa? :shrug:

[carrie721]

I thought it was actually feathers... being he is a Bird Of Paradise.

Michelle? Deanna? Lisa? :shrug:

haha ... it's fur. i think he's supposed to be part goat/part human/part bird. :laugh:

[michelle2677]

haha ... it's fur. i think he's supposed to be part goat/part human/part bird. :laugh:
*cracking my ass up* did you see the new lyrics in my sig?

[carrie721]

*cracking my ass up* did you see the new lyrics in my sig?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

plz.

[goldustsongbird]

*cracking my ass up* did you see the new lyrics in my sig?

lololol. :thumbsup:

[DrummerDeanna]

Oh :o Oops...silly me --knowing Bop so well and I said he was wearing pants :p

[carrie721]

Oh :o Oops...silly me --knowing Bop so well and I said he was wearing pants :p
does that mean you thought he kept his pants on even during ... uh ... y'know? :shocked:

[michelle2677]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

plz.
i know, right? :laugh: i remembered when you said "he was mesmerizing in a horrible way" :lol: and i heard that song the other day on my iPod.

[carrie721]

i know, right? :laugh: i remembered when you said "he was mesmerizing in a horrible way" :lol: and i heard that song the other day on my iPod.

hahaha ... oh god, i forgot about that. i hate when crazy **** that i say comes back to me like that. :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

does that mean you thought he kept his pants on even during ... uh ... y'know? :shocked:

I guess it's time the truth was revealed. Bop left me because I wouldn't put out.





:laugh:

[PsychCat]

I guess it's time the truth was revealed. Bop left me because I wouldn't put out.

D-Square ain't no birds ho! You go, girl!! :angel:

[michelle2677]

hahaha ... oh god, i forgot about that. i hate when crazy **** that i say comes back to me like that. :lol:
:lol: its not like i didnt have to search the damn threads for this one :laugh: oh and the pic with me grabbing my purse with the biker is now in my photobucket acct under "michelle" folder. Yes he's wearing chaps :laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

D-Square ain't no birds ho! You go, girl!! :angel:

That's right!!! :laugh:

I told Bop to stick that cigarette where the sun don't shine and I never saw that beautiful pink feather head again.

[carrie721]

:lol: its not like i didnt have to search the damn threads for this one :laugh: oh and the pic with me grabbing my purse with the biker is now in my photobucket acct under "michelle" folder. Yes he's wearing chaps :laugh:

omg. chaps. hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

That's right!!! :laugh:

I told Bop to stick that cigarette where the sun don't shine and I never saw that beautiful pink feather head again.

haha. So, when the nights get cold and lonely, you.......

???

:p

[michelle2677]

D-Square ain't no birds ho! You go, girl!! :angel:
what? And you think "i" am?!

[carrie721]

what? And you think "i" am?!

a ho. :confused:

[michelle2677]

a ho. :confused:
:laugh: you fukcing b*tch :lol:

[carrie721]

:laugh: you fukcing b*tch :lol:

:eek:

why i never ...

[DrummerDeanna]

what? And you think "i" am?!

:lol: :lol:

Well...if the furry pants fit...:p Just kidding...you're not a ho - after leaving me I heard that Bop mended his ways and started respecting women...it was just poor timing on my part.

[PsychCat]

Bop has us just where he wants us... fighting amongst each other. :laugh:

That Bop is a bad mutha..... :lol:

[michelle2677]

haha. So, when the nights get cold and lonely, you.......

???

:p
she has a to scale simulated bop. I hear it helps out every once in a while :nod:

[goldustsongbird]

Bop has us just where he wants us... fighting amongst each other. :laugh:

That Bop is a bad mutha..... :lol:

They say that cat Bop is a baaaaad mutha - shut yo mouth! Talkin' 'bout Bop.

she has a to scale simulated bop. I hear it helps out every once in a while :nod:

Is it anatomically correct? :D

[michelle2677]

:eek:

why i never ...
yeah. Sure you havent :lol: please. ;)

[DrummerDeanna]

she has a to scale simulated bop. I hear it helps out every once in a while :nod:

I take it back. You ARE a bird's ho. :mad:

;)

:laugh: :laugh:

[carrie721]

Is it anatomically correct? :D

it vibrates. :eek:

or at least i've been told...

yeah. Sure you havent :lol: please. ;)

hooker!!!! :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

it vibrates. :eek:

or at least i've been told...


!!!!!


(wtf, extra words. I'm supposed to be speechless!)

[michelle2677]

They say that cat Bop is a baaaaad mutha - shut yo mouth! Talkin' 'bout Bop.



Is it anatomically correct? :D
that you'll have to ask her. I had to leave when they put on the cloven hooves and fur :lol:

[irishgrl]

What I wanna know is, why couldnt the "human" part of Bop have a torso like Brad Pitt or something? Why did we have to get a bloated Bop?

[DrummerDeanna]

I hate you all.

That's all.














:p

[michelle2677]

I take it back. You ARE a bird's ho. :mad:

;)

:laugh: :laugh:
:lol: oh. I forgot i wasnt supposed to say anything. Well. Its just us here :lol:

[michelle2677]

I hate you all.

That's all.














:p
lol! No you dont. You loooove us! and hey. I may be a birds ho, but ive got the real thing and you've got the "battery version" :lol:

[carrie721]

it's heavy duty baby - it plugs in!!!!!!

so to speak. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

Yeeeeah. Still hate y'all :lol:






However I'm thinking of marketing the Bops...they're very effective and don't come with the cigarette stench of the actual Bop. :p

[michelle2677]

Yeeeeah. Still hate y'all :lol:






However I'm thinking of marketing the Bops...they're very effective and don't come with the cigarette stench of the actual Bop. :p
lol or body odor. But i hear you can buy that separately :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

lol or body odor. But i hear you can buy that separately :lol:

:lol:

Well I wouldn't know - I haven't even begun looking for accessories - as the base model itself is keeping me entertained enough.

[carrie721]

Yeeeeah. Still hate y'all :lol:






However I'm thinking of marketing the Bops...they're very effective and don't come with the cigarette stench of the actual Bop. :p

that's right. you have to supply your own cigarette stench when you light up afterward. :thumbsup:

[michelle2677]

:laugh: this thread has gone to hell! Heh heh. Just the way i like it:nod: and notice its not been hijacked :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

:lol: It went to hell pretty early on if I recall correctly :laugh:

Hey and it hasn't been hijacked? That may be a first in Ledge recent history!

[michelle2677]

:lol: It went to hell pretty early on if I recall correctly :laugh:

Hey and it hasn't been hijacked? That may be a first in Ledge recent history!
:laugh: it went to hell with the first post :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

*hijacks*

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[michelle2677]

Omg! Carrie. Your signature! :laugh: :lol:

[Karlie]

*hijacks*



I LOVE MADTV. I LOVE LORRAINE.

*hijacks some more*
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[michelle2677]

I LOVE MADTV. I LOVE LORRAINE.

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ive been meaning to tell you i LOVE your sig. Considering the material, it looks really cool! :thumbsup:

[carrie721]

ok, a new character must be added to the bop canon:

bop's girlfriend, fastpussy!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/06.gif

[goldustsongbird]

^ Like that pussy can beat me? Come ON! :rolleyes:

[BlackWidow]

^ Like that pussy can beat me? Come ON! :rolleyes:

you.are.queen:xoxo:

[goldustsongbird]

you.are.queen:xoxo:

Damn straight, biotches! :blob2:

[BlackWidow]

Damn straight, biotches! :blob2:

I Boped twice this morning!

[goldustsongbird]

I Boped twice this morning!

I was going to bop last night, but then I ended up watching TV til 5am!

[BlackWidow]

I was going to bop last night, but then I ended up watching TV til 5am!

remember me..next time...:D

[goldustsongbird]

remember me..next time...:D

You think I should use the black dildo?

[BlackWidow]

You think I should use the black dildo?

OH HELL TO THE YES!!!:xoxo:

[goldustsongbird]

OH HELL TO THE YES!!!:xoxo:

I'll let you know how it is. ;)

[BlackWidow]

I'll let you know how it is. ;)

to the moon alice..to the moon.:p

[goldustsongbird]

to the moon alice..to the moon.:p

Bang... zoom!

[carrie721]

You think I should use the black dildo?

o.m.f.g. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

o.m.f.g. :lol: :lol: :lol:

it was an honest question :cool:

[carrie721]

it was an honest question :cool:

still funny. :thumbsup:

[BlackWidow]

it was an honest question :cool:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[goldustsongbird]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:angel: :angel::angel::angel::angel:

[DrummerDeanna]

Oh how I envy Michelle....having Bop to herself tonight :laugh:

Or is it Lisa...I forget who has that sexy beast's attentions...he does get around....

And Lisa, I'd got for a pink Dildo....black is too boring..

[goldustsongbird]

Oh how I envy Michelle....having Bop to herself tonight :laugh:

Or is it Lisa...I forget who has that sexy beast's attentions...he does get around....

And Lisa, I'd got for a pink Dildo....black is too boring..

Looks like Michelle's got him? :shrug: I don't. Bastard doesn't call, or write, or even send me flowers! He got me a piece of string for xmas. Still not sure what I'm supposed to do with that.

Pink is so not my colour. Black is more slimming... :p

[HomerMcvie]

He got me a piece of string for xmas.

Maybe he lost what was attached to it!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[michelle2677]

Looks like Michelle's got him? :shrug: I don't. Bastard doesn't call, or write, or even send me flowers! He got me a piece of string for xmas. Still not sure what I'm supposed to do with that.

Pink is so not my colour. Black is more slimming... :p
why would you want something more slimming? :eek: :o

[carrie721]

why would you want something more slimming? :eek: :o

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[michelle2677]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaand. We're back! Lol. I couldnt resist, though :angel: i've never even used one so i wouldnt even know. Bop keeps me busy enough as it is. But lately he wants to sit and talk afterwards :rolleyes:

[HomerMcvie]

But lately he wants to sit and talk afterwards :rolleyes:

So I guess you've found what you're looking for.:)

[michelle2677]

So I guess you've found what you're looking for.:)
actually i haven't. But he'll do as a fill in ;) :) :)

[carrie721]

aaaaaaand. We're back! Lol. I couldnt resist, though :angel: i've never even used one so i wouldnt even know. Bop keeps me busy enough as it is. But lately he wants to sit and talk afterwards :rolleyes:

ew, talking? are you sure he's not a lesbian? :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

Maybe he lost what was attached to it!:lol: :lol: :lol:

:laugh: Come to think of it, I did find something really weird outside of my door yesterday...

[michelle2677]

ew, talking? are you sure he's not a lesbian? :lol:
:laugh: :singing-i'm into having sex i ain't into makin love: for some reason that song comes to mind immediately haha. A lesbian? Well. I don't think so, but i've never felt the urge to ask..... To be continued... Btw- That would be my third lesbian moment lol

[carrie721]

:laugh: :singing-i'm into having sex i ain't into makin love: for some reason that song comes to mind immediately haha. A lesbian? Well. I don't think so, but i've never felt the urge to ask..... To be continued... Btw- That would be my third lesbian moment lol

details please! :thumbsup:

[mikeschmike]

ew, talking? are you sure he's not a lesbian? :lol:

It's not like Bop showed up for their second date with a U-haul or anything. Don't be so quick to judge!:D

[michelle2677]

details please! :thumbsup:
:laugh: well the first one is more funny than anything. I was out at a bar with my friend and her bf. The 3 of us were dancing. I was in the back. Then here she came. Reeking of men's cologne. She was behind me. Grinding. Then fell back on the floor then took me with her. Fastforward 6 months. A patient returns that hasnt been active in 10 years. Gueeeessss whooooo! :laugh: she had changed so much i hadnt noticed her at the bar:eek: the other story-not as interesting. My roommate and i were at ANOTHER bar (this war about 7 years ago) and someone dared us to make out. So we did :shrug: :laugh:

[carrie721]

It's not like Bop showed up for their second date with a U-haul or anything. Don't be so quick to judge!:D

the u-haul joke is old. now it's a turkey baster. :laugh:

:laugh: well the first one is more funny than anything. I was out at a bar with my friend and her bf. The 3 of us were dancing. I was in the back. Then here she came. Reeking of men's cologne. She was behind me. Grinding. Then fell back on the floor then took me with her. Fastforward 6 months. A patient returns that hasnt been active in 10 years. Gueeeessss whooooo! :laugh: she had changed so much i hadnt noticed her at the bar:eek: the other story-not as interesting. My roommate and i were at ANOTHER bar (this war about 7 years ago) and someone dared us to make out. So we did :shrug: :laugh:

lol @ the first one. :laugh: the second one ... C for effort. :laugh:

[michelle2677]

the u-haul joke is old. now it's a turkey baster. :laugh:



lol @ the first one. :laugh: the second one ... C for effort. :laugh:
thats why i said it was the less interesting one. :laugh: considering we are talking about ME here- that was pretty adventurous. Especially then :cool:

[BlackWidow]

:laugh: well the first one is more funny than anything. I was out at a bar with my friend and her bf. The 3 of us were dancing. I was in the back. Then here she came. Reeking of men's cologne. She was behind me. Grinding. Then fell back on the floor then took me with her. Fastforward 6 months. A patient returns that hasnt been active in 10 years. Gueeeessss whooooo! :laugh: she had changed so much i hadnt noticed her at the bar:eek: the other story-not as interesting. My roommate and i were at ANOTHER bar (this war about 7 years ago) and someone dared us to make out. So we did :shrug: :laugh:

:blob2: :blob2: :blob2: :blob2:

[michelle2677]

:blob2: :blob2: :blob2: :blob2:
you seriously did NOT just bring up this thread :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

Who's heart is Bop draggin' around these days? I've lost contact with him...


Also, lmao at that story.

[BlackWidow]

you seriously did NOT just bring up this thread :laugh:

oh hell to the yes...:cool:

[michelle2677]

Who's heart is Bop draggin' around these days? I've lost contact with him...


Also, lmao at that story.
dude. I dont even give a **** anymore :laugh: he can kick it solo for all i care :nod: him and his cigarette :lol:

[BlackWidow]

dude. I dont even give a **** anymore :laugh: he can kick it solo for all i care :nod: him and his cigarette :lol:

We love your nasty stories....:eek:

[michelle2677]

We love your nasty stories....:eek:
haha. Please. Those are pretty tame :rolleyes:

[BlackWidow]

haha. Please. Those are pretty tame :rolleyes:

you are a crack - up...:nod:

[goldustsongbird]

dude. I dont even give a **** anymore :laugh: he can kick it solo for all i care :nod: him and his cigarette :lol:

I told the bitch to quit in '07! Ugh. Wutev. He don't even send me flowers no more...

[michelle2677]

I told the bitch to quit in '07! Ugh. Wutev. He don't even send me flowers no more...
that was my new year's res too:nod:

[goldustsongbird]

that was my new year's res too:nod:

To not send me flowers? :mad: Are we talking cigs, or...? ;)

[michelle2677]

To not send me flowers? :mad: Are we talking cigs, or...? ;)
haha lol i really dont have one but i prob won't smoke anymore. And i would never tell him to not send you flowers :distress:

[goldustsongbird]

haha lol i really dont have one but i prob won't smoke anymore. And i would never tell him to not send you flowers :distress:

haha. I didn't make any resolutions, either. Oh, lose weight, yeah... But I know how THAT'LL go. :rolleyes:

That's ok, I don't think I want his flowers anymore!

[michelle2677]

haha. I didn't make any resolutions, either. Oh, lose weight, yeah... But I know how THAT'LL go. :rolleyes:

That's ok, I don't think I want his flowers anymore!
you don't! He's a deadbeat anyway! Plus-didn't he always send the plastic ones from the gas station? :rolleyes:

[goldustsongbird]

you don't! He's a deadbeat anyway! Plus-didn't he always send the plastic ones from the gas station? :rolleyes:

Yeah! As if I couldn't tell! Cheapskate.

[michelle2677]

Yeah! As if I couldn't tell! Cheapskate.
like you wouldn't notice they never died :rolleyes:

[goldustsongbird]

like you wouldn't notice they never died :rolleyes:

srsly. What a whore. Did I tell you about the one time he brought me antifreeze because they didn't have the flowers? :rolleyes:

[BlackWidow]

srsly. What a whore. Did I tell you about the one time he brought me antifreeze because they didn't have the flowers? :rolleyes:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[michelle2677]

srsly. What a whore. Did I tell you about the one time he brought me antifreeze because they didn't have the flowers? :rolleyes:
:shocked: no he didn't! Men:rolleyes: or...men-bird-goats :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

:shocked: no he didn't! Men:rolleyes: or...men-bird-goats :laugh:

:lol: S'all the same. (All the saaa-hAME!)... They both use only one head for thinking.

[michelle2677]

:lol: S'all the same. (All the saaa-hAME!)... They both use only one head for thinking.
true dat! :nod:

[carrie721]

bop's mistress?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/mayu.jpg

[michelle2677]

bop's mistress?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/mayu.jpg

pwhahahahahahhaah!!!


piss. she looks too innocent for bop :laugh:


She works for the Iowa board of patrol :lol:

http://www.bop.state.ia.us/images/bopmap.gif

[carrie721]

pwhahahahahahhaah!!!


piss. she looks too innocent for bop :laugh:

that's the look she had on her face the first time he shaved his ... fur. :shocked: :laugh:


She works for the Iowa board of patrol :lol:

http://www.bop.state.ia.us/images/bopmap.gif

LOL. :laugh:

[michelle2677]

that's the look she had on her face the first time he shaved his ... fur. :shocked: :laugh:

I figured that would be more of a "aww ****..that's ALL?!!" :laugh:






LOL. :laugh:

dude. I know!!! I could be looking up bop pictures all day and crack up :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

:lol: S'all the same. (All the saaa-hAME!)... They both use only one head for thinking.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[michelle2677]

When i type clinical notes for new patient exams i have to put bop=bleeding on probing. Why i didnt think of this before i have NO idea :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

When i type clinical notes for new patient exams i have to put bop=bleeding on probing. Why i didnt think of this before i have NO idea :laugh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8059/misc8yh2.jpg

:p :p :p

[michelle2677]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8059/misc8yh2.jpg

:p :p :p


I know. it's like black widow-a pain in your ass that just won't go away :laugh:



:wavey:

[goldustsongbird]

I know. it's like black widow-a pain in your ass that just won't go away :laugh:



:wavey:

What's he doing in your ass? :shocked:

[michelle2677]

What's he doing in your ass? :shocked:
:laugh: lol! NOTHING!!!

[goldustsongbird]

:laugh: lol! NOTHING!!!

That's not what he told me!!!

[michelle2677]

That's not what he told me!!!
either it didn't happen or i was so uninspired that i don't remember :shrug: you pick :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

either it didn't happen or i was so uninspired that i don't remember :shrug: you pick :laugh:

I'll take neither for 100, Alex... I bet you were just too drunk to rememeber that night!

[michelle2677]

I'll take neither for 100, Alex... I bet you were just too drunk to rememeber that night!
:laugh: now that's a possibility. But i doubt it ;) i guess that would also fall into the "so uninspired i don't remember" category :shrug: :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

:laugh: now that's a possibility. But i doubt it ;) i guess that would also fall into the "so uninspired i don't remember" category :shrug: :laugh:

:laugh: Guess so! ... I wonder what *he* has to say about this. Where is that basket makin' bitch?

[michelle2677]

:laugh: Guess so! ... I wonder what *he* has to say about this. Where is that basket makin' bitch?
haha. Im only teasin' because he busted my ass in the picture thread :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

haha. Im only teasin' because he busted my ass in the picture thread :laugh:

lol. explain!

[BlackWidow]

What's he doing in your ass? :shocked:

Well..The FIRST TIME..was a Grudge Fukc.:eek:

THE SECOND TIME....for us.... def a MERCY FUKC:laugh:

[michelle2677]

Well..The FIRST TIME..was a Grudge Fukc.:eek:

THE SECOND TIME....for us.... def a MERCY FUKC:laugh:
yeah. On my part, maybe :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

yeah. On my part, maybe :laugh:

I'm bringing SEXY back....:blob2:

[michelle2677]

I'm bringing SEXY back....:blob2:
gawdammit- i love that song and you just ruined it for me :laugh: :p

[BlackWidow]

gawdammit- i love that song and you just ruined it for me :laugh: :p

bitch..you will think of me EVERYTIME you hear that song!!!

"I'm bringin' SEXY back...oo..oo..oo.oo..:nod: :woohoo:

[goldustsongbird]

Well..The FIRST TIME..was a Grudge Fukc.:eek:

THE SECOND TIME....for us.... def a MERCY FUKC:laugh:

lmao. :xoxo:

[michelle2677]

lmao. :xoxo:
bitch what are you laughing about? :laugh:

[michelle2677]

bitch..you will think of me EVERYTIME you hear that song!!!

"I'm bringin' SEXY back...oo..oo..oo.oo..:nod: :woohoo:
and that's what i'm afraid of :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

and that's what i'm afraid of :laugh:

I'm bringing SEXY BACK......:]

[goldustsongbird]

bitch what are you laughing about? :laugh:

Yo' face, hooka. :shrug:

[BlackWidow]

Yo' face, hooka. :shrug:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*takes a bow* No flash photography!

[BlackWidow]

*takes a bow* No flash photography!

read that bitch....:nod:

[goldustsongbird]

read that bitch....:nod:

*dons reading glasses* :cool:

[michelle2677]

Yo' face, hooka. :shrug:
i'm sorry. Did i just have a flash back to junior high and i didn't realize it? Is this the point where i say "yo mama"? :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

i'm sorry. Did i just have a flash back to junior high and i didn't realize it? Is this the point where i say "yo mama"? :laugh:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[michelle2677]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
pipe down. I was only joking :)

[carrie721]

i'm sorry. Did i just have a flash back to junior high and i didn't realize it? Is this the point where i say "yo mama"? :laugh:

:laugh: yes it is.

:lol:

[JazmenFlowers]

^^^
omg. your sig is hysterical!

I want a Bop of my own.

[carrie721]

^^^
omg. your sig is hysterical!

I want a Bop of my own.

thanks! you mean the comic? it's from qwantz.com. best comic evarrr.

[goldustsongbird]

i'm sorry. Did i just have a flash back to junior high and i didn't realize it? Is this the point where i say "yo mama"? :laugh:

What, did you get called a hooker often in HS? :xoxo:

[BlackWidow]

What, did you get called a hooker often in HS? :xoxo:

yea..'cept hookers get paid...:shrug:

[michelle2677]

What, did you get called a hooker often in HS? :xoxo:
:laugh: i cracked up on this when i read it! Of course that was yesterday and i couldnt respond :mad: something is up and i cant log in correctly. but very clever :thumbsup:

[goldustsongbird]

:laugh: i cracked up on this when i read it! Of course that was yesterday and i couldnt respond :mad: something is up and i cant log in correctly. but very clever :thumbsup:

:D

That's weird.... what happens when you try to log in? I was gonna suggest that the Ledge is trying to weed out hookers, but then I realized half the posting population would go to hell if that happened. :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

:D

That's weird.... what happens when you try to log in? I was gonna suggest that the Ledge is trying to weed out hookers, but then I realized half the posting population would go to hell if that happened. :laugh:

true dat....:nod: :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

true dat....:nod: :laugh:

You'd be gone, that's for sure. ;)

[michelle2677]

:D

That's weird.... what happens when you try to log in? I was gonna suggest that the Ledge is trying to weed out hookers, but then I realized half the posting population would go to hell if that happened. :laugh:
it IS weird. And pissing me off. If i try to log in it just refreshes the login page. My pm box is completely ****ed. I cant get to my outbox so i have like 114 in the out and 20 in the in. I cant delete the out so they keep building. I went away and lost reception but now im home and still having probs. I'll give it a few more days then we're seriously going to have to get to the bottom of it.

[goldustsongbird]

it IS weird. And pissing me off. If i try to log in it just refreshes the login page. My pm box is completely ****ed. I cant get to my outbox so i have like 114 in the out and 20 in the in. I cant delete the out so they keep building. I went away and lost reception but now im home and still having probs. I'll give it a few more days then we're seriously going to have to get to the bottom of it.

wtf? That sounds crazy! I've never experienced anything like that... you should email Marty & Lis. We need your crazy ass here full time!!

[BlackWidow]

You'd be gone, that's for sure. ;)

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[goldustsongbird]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I love you! :xoxo:

[michelle2677]

wtf? That sounds crazy! I've never experienced anything like that... you should email Marty & Lis. We need your crazy ass here full time!!

that is going to fall into "seriously getting to the bottom of it" i didnt mean that crappy btw. Im just losing my effin mind. This is the most ive been logged in for days. Im still having probs but getting by. And :xoxo:

[BlackWidow]

I love you! :xoxo:

You just want me for my body...story of my life. :cool:

[goldustsongbird]

You just want me for my body...story of my life. :cool:

Don't flatter yourself... :p

[BlackWidow]

Don't flatter yourself... :p

It's true...:shrug:

[goldustsongbird]

It's true...:shrug:

But I'm interested in ~your mind~

and wallet. :lol:

[BlackWidow]

But I'm interested in ~your mind~

and wallet. :lol:

Baby..I keep it all in my front pocket.:xoxo:

[goldustsongbird]

Baby..I keep it all in my front pocket.:xoxo:

Is that a wad of bills in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?

[BlackWidow]

Is that a wad of bills in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?

I'm happy to share my wad....:xoxo:

[goldustsongbird]

I'm happy to share my wad....:xoxo:

Yeah, so I hear... :p

[BlackWidow]

Yeah, so I hear... :p

...every chance I get..ask brandon...:nod:

[goldustsongbird]

...every chance I get..ask brandon...:nod:

you really ARE a hooker! :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

you really ARE a hooker! :laugh:

..no. but..I play one on TV! :cool:

[goldustsongbird]

..no. but..I play one on TV! :cool:

Ooh a celebrity. Forget everything I said, let's go out! :D

[michelle2677]

another bop. God this thread is never going to die :laugh:


a patient came in this afternoon. My boss told him if he did anything to bother him, to let him know (we are nice like that :angel: ) so the guy said..(while raising his hand) "i'll bop you"

:laugh: now it's funny in this thread. at the time it wasn't. Then he said if that didnt' work, he would raise his Left hand (the one on my side)

I told him if he hit me, i'd hit him back :laugh: he didn't raise his hands the entire time....I think he may have been sitting on them :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

Ooh a celebrity. Forget everything I said, let's go out! :D

...I'll pick you up at 7:00 :cool:

[goldustsongbird]

another bop. God this thread is never going to die :laugh:


a patient came in this afternoon. My boss told him if he did anything to bother him, to let him know (we are nice like that :angel: ) so the guy said..(while raising his hand) "i'll bop you"

:laugh: now it's funny in this thread. at the time it wasn't. Then he said if that didnt' work, he would raise his Left hand (the one on my side)

I told him if he hit me, i'd hit him back :laugh: he didn't raise his hands the entire time....I think he may have been sitting on them :laugh:

You should've told him that you can only really bop alone. :lol:

...I'll pick you up at 7:00 :cool:

You're an hour & a half late! :mad:

[BlackWidow]

You should've told him that you can only really bop alone. :lol:



You're an hour & a half late! :mad:

You got stood up Beeeeeeyooootch!!!!:laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

You got stood up Beeeeeeyooootch!!!!:laugh:

And I was gonna pay you good money! Your loss, babe. :)

[BlackWidow]

And I was gonna pay you good money! Your loss, babe. :)

bitch..you cannot come up with my STUD fees...:eek: :cool:

[carrie721]

bitch..you cannot come up with my STUD fees...:eek: :cool:

you put the STD in stud. :cool:

[goldustsongbird]

bitch..you cannot come up with my STUD fees...:eek: :cool:

Don't you mean STDs? :shrug:

[BlackWidow]

you put the STD in stud. :cool:

The only thing missing is...U ;)

[carrie721]

The only thing missing is...U ;)

i can't believe i left myself open for that. :distress: :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

i can't believe i left myself open for that. :distress: :laugh:

...spread 'em.

[goldustsongbird]

i can't believe i left myself open for that. :distress: :laugh:

haha!

Where the hell are you? Ignoring me? :xoxo:

[carrie721]

haha!

Where the hell are you? Ignoring me? :xoxo:

YEZ PLZ L33V3 M3 AL0NE NAU.

:p

no, marty uninstalled msn messenger because he's a tard and i'm too lazy to reinstall it right now. :laugh: so i'm heeyuh.

[BlackWidow]

haha!

Where the hell are you? Ignoring me? :xoxo:

..she defected..she won't be needing you anymore....

No more Sisters Of The U-Haul

[goldustsongbird]

YEZ PLZ L33V3 M3 AL0NE NAU.

:p

no, marty uninstalled msn messenger because he's a tard and i'm too lazy to reinstall it right now. :laugh: so i'm heeyuh.

U DUN LUfF ME NEMORE :(:(

That besh! But hay2u, anyway.

[goldustsongbird]

..she defected..she won't be needing you anymore....

No more Sisters Of The U-Haul

Oh, go suck a turkey baster! :D

[carrie721]

U DUN LUfF ME NEMORE :(:(

That besh! But hay2u, anyway.

4srs. :( :p

i know ... i'll reinstall tomorrow. i'm sooooooo tired tonight. i think it might've been the benadryl i just took, or maybe watching the state of the union address tonight has just zapped my will to live ... :shrug: whichevah. :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

U DUN LUfF ME NEMORE :(:(

That besh! But hay2u, anyway.

hew yus calling za beesh?

[goldustsongbird]

4srs. :( :p

i know ... i'll reinstall tomorrow. i'm sooooooo tired tonight. i think it might've been the benadryl i just took, or maybe watching the state of the union address tonight has just zapped my will to live ... :shrug: whichevah. :laugh:

:laugh: That'll do it. Plz 2 sleep.

hew yus calling za beesh?

z Marty!!1

[carrie721]

:laugh: That'll do it. Plz 2 sleep.

i'm off to bed now ... hopefully i'll stay awake for the daily show!

we'll n-chat tomorrow. :D

[goldustsongbird]

i'm off to bed now ... hopefully i'll stay awake for the daily show!

we'll n-chat tomorrow. :D

lol, "n-chat". Good! I was like, wheeeyur u b? earlier. I don't think the Daily Show is worth staying up for anymore... :p

[BlackWidow]

i'm off to bed now ... hopefully i'll stay awake for the daily show!

we'll n-chat tomorrow. :D

take your Klonopin and go to bed.

[Wild_Heart03]

take your Klonopin and go to bed.

bitch, didn't you down it all? :p

[michelle2677]

You should've told him that you can only really bop alone. :lol:





:laugh: or that I only bop with Bop....:angel:

[BlackWidow]

bitch, didn't you down it all? :p

"..that's a damn lie!" :cool: :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

:laugh: or that I only bop with Bop....:angel:

Yeah, but that's a lie. Bop with a capital B is his-to-ry! Has anyone heard from him lately? Last I heard, he was living behind a gas station. :shrug:

[michelle2677]

Yeah, but that's a lie. Bop with a capital B is his-to-ry! Has anyone heard from him lately? Last I heard, he was living behind a gas station. :shrug:


did you realize that "B" and "his-to-ry" rhymed?? :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

did you realize that "B" and "his-to-ry" rhymed?? :laugh:

Of course! I do listen to ~the rock poetess~, remember?

[Wild_Heart03]

"..that's a damn lie!" :cool: :laugh:

denial is the first stage... :nod:

[BlackWidow]

denial is the first stage... :nod:

you put the B in Beeyotch...:nod: