Happy Birthday Jason/strandinthewind!!!

[Johnny Stew]

Come on, everybody, it's time to wish Jason a very happy 29th birthday!!! (Just don't ask him how many times he's turned 29! ;) )

Love ya, man! :xoxo:

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

Happy Birthday!!!!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Happy Birthday, my loose slot. :xoxo: :xoxo:

[irishgrl]

Happy Happy, you Pettifogger you! (couldnt resist!)
I hope you have something suitably fabulous planned!

:woohoo: :blob1: :blob2:

[sara1998]

:blob1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAHLINK... LOVE YOU!:blob2:

[GODDESS6]

:woohoo: happy, happy day to you!!!:woohoo: ~

[macmar71]

Happy Birthday!!:thumbsup:

[michelle2677]

Happy 29th birthday! :laugh: :angel: to the best stand back cluster f*ck mic hog there ever was! Hope it's fabulous :nod:

[irishgrl]

Happy 29th birthday! :laugh: :angel: to the best stand back cluster f*ck mic hog there ever was! Hope it's fabulous :nod:
Gad, how does one follow that???

[markolas]

Happy 52nd birthday! (Just kidding, don't hit me. :p )

[carrie721]

happy bday, strand!

[JazmenFlowers]

happy birthday to my southern sistah!

ALLLLRIGHT BABY...ALRIGHT!

[jannieC]

Happy Birthday! :woohoo:

[Miss Vicky]

Happy Birthday Strandie!!! :woohoo:

I hope it's fabulous!

[cliffdweller]

Happy birthday, Jase. I hope you have/had a good one! :woohoo: :thumbsup:

[rbs3676]

Happy Birthday, Jason!!!:xoxo:

RBS

[GypsySorcerer]

Happy birthday, Strandie!!!! Have a fabulous day. :xoxo:

[mikeschmike]

Happy Birthday to one of the Ledge's best gays. Have a good one!:woohoo:

[SuzeQuze]

Happy Birthday, handsome!!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

[estranged4life]

Jason, have a great day...Cheers!

[SuzeQuze]

Jason, have a great day...Cheers!

Your sig just reminded me I saw a sign last night that said "ASS PORK CHOPS". :lol:

[strandinthewind]

Thanks to all. Forty - ugh! Does anyone have a bottle of Grey Goose and a nipple?

[estranged4life]

Your sig just reminded me I saw a sign last night that said "ASS PORK CHOPS". :lol:

That's a new one on me...

How about a song title that reminds me of "Ass Pork Chops", please read each character as a word: "c:enter:###"

[SuzeQuze]

Thanks to all. Forty - ugh! Does anyone have a bottle of Grey Goose and a nipple?

I have a couple of one of the above. The other I will happily trot out to get for you. :lol: :o

[mikeschmike]

Thanks to all. Forty - ugh! Does anyone have a bottle of Grey Goose and a nipple?

Oh hell, it's your birthday. Splurge and get a Grey Goose IV drip!

[skcin]

40. Wow. :shocked: You are pretty old.

:D

Happy birthday to one of the best dressed, hottest, sexiest, funniest ponies in my stable. :cool:

[strandinthewind]

40. Wow. :shocked: You are pretty old.

:D

Happy birthday to one of the best dressed, hottest, sexiest, funniest ponies in my stable. :cool:


You forgot well hung - over that is :wavey:

[The Tower]

Happy Birthday, Blanche DuBois!!!!

:xoxo: :angel: :xoxo:

[golden braid]

Happy Birthday, Jason! :woohoo:

[strandinthewind]

. . . Blanche DuBois!!!!

:xoxo: :angel: :xoxo:

It means White Woods . . . .

[Livia]

Happy Birthday, sweetie, dahling! :woohoo:

[Rickypt]

Happy, Happy Birthday, friend. :angel:

[ryan8472]

Happy Birthday dear! :xoxo: :woohoo: :D

[HomerMcvie]

Happy Birthday, Jason.:woohoo:

[amber]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Here's your chorus line of party guys....


:xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

and muchas smoochas.

It's 10:37 am - Do you know where your margarita is????

[DrummerDeanna]

Is it reeeeeeally your birthday this time???

If so Happy Birthday..:woohoo: :woohoo:

[UnwindedDreams]

Happy Birthday!!! It's my grandma's birthday as well...Happy Birthday Grandma!!!:D

[Brwn_eyes0511]

hope you are having a good one! :)

age IS just a number!

[DavidMn]

Happy birthday and hope you had a great time in NYC!:wavey:

[Phoenix]

:woohoo: Happy Birthday!!:woohoo:

[gldstwmn]

Happy birthday baby! :woohoo:

[strandinthewind]

Thanks to all -- Today is getting better. Sadly, I am at work.

BUT - I am headed out for margaritas in about an hour or so. So, heaven help this town tonight :D I am picturing me, my friend, and about 20 strippers is some seedy joint. Maybe for grins, I'll take my G string out with me and make a few bucks :eek: That I can still earn it at 40 is the best present I have :cool:

[DavidMn]

Thanks to all -- Today is getting better. Sadly, I am at work.

BUT - I am headed out for margaritas in about an hour or so. So, heaven help this town tonight :D I am picturing me, my friend, and about 20 strippers is some seedy joint. Maybe for grins, I'll take my G string out with me and make a few bucks :eek: That I can still earn it at 40 is the best present I have :cool:You got it brother! go for it!:xoxo:

[SuzeQuze]

Thanks to all -- Today is getting better. Sadly, I am at work.

BUT - I am headed out for margaritas in about an hour or so. So, heaven help this town tonight :D I am picturing me, my friend, and about 20 strippers is some seedy joint. Maybe for grins, I'll take my G string out with me and make a few bucks :eek: That I can still earn it at 40 is the best present I have :cool:

Shake what your Mama gave ya! :laugh: Don't forget that 40 is the new 20.

[skcin]

Shake what your Mama gave ya! :laugh: Don't forget that 40 is the new 20.

Or that you're a slut! :wavey:

Not you, Suze!

[strandinthewind]

Honey - if I could find someone willing to pay six figures for it, believe me, I'd me smiling, naked and wet faster than you can say condom :eek:

[macfanken]

Happy Birthday!! Go crazy tonight... have a drink, listen to some Stevie, have an ice cream sundae! :xoxo:

[The Tower]

Don't forget that 40 is the new 20.
You keep telling yourself that, honey..... :p

Not you, Suze!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

You keep telling yourself that, honey..... :p


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh it's on, b*tch! :lol: Getting older sucks. We make the best of it! :thumbsup:

[The Tower]

Oh it's on, b*tch! :lol: Getting older sucks. We make the best of it! :thumbsup:
Somehow I'm seeing you consoling Jason in a few years by saying, "Remember, sweetie- 60 is the new 40!!"

[strandinthewind]

^^^

SHUT UP BIG EDIE :mad: :mad: :mad:

:xoxo:

[The Tower]

^^^

SHUT UP BIG EDIE :mad: :mad: :mad:

:xoxo:
Hey, I'll always be younger than you, Sausage Pattie....

It's so freeeky that you mentioned that doco- I just got an email this afternoon from an old friend who had acquired a theatrical release poster for it.... the picture is just creepy. I'll hafta scan it.

Stop being so cranky, Grandma- your AARP discount should knock some bucks off your next pair of Prada orthopedic shoes and Louis Vuitton crocodile incontinentcy pants.

[BTFLCHLD]

Happy Birthday Brat :xoxo:

[The Tower]

It's so freeeky that you mentioned that doco- I just got an email this afternoon from an old friend who had acquired a theatrical release poster for it.... the picture is just creepy. I'll hafta scan it.

Here it is! Jason's 40th Birthday photo in front of Belle Reve before the marshal foreclosed.....

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/killahboot/greygardens2.jpg

[ELIUD]

Happy birthday fatboy.

[Nixxxed]

Happy Birthday, Suzanne!

:xoxo:

[amber]

Thanks to all -- Today is getting better. Sadly, I am at work.

BUT - I am headed out for margaritas in about an hour or so. So, heaven help this town tonight :D I am picturing me, my friend, and about 20 strippers is some seedy joint. Maybe for grins, I'll take my G string out with me and make a few bucks :eek: That I can still earn it at 40 is the best present I have :cool:

Your giant ego, unbridled enthusiasm, and lack of decorum so as to facilitate the most fun possible continues to be an inspiration to me. *sniff*

[irishgrl]

Thanks to all -- Today is getting better. Sadly, I am at work.

BUT - I am headed out for margaritas in about an hour or so. So, heaven help this town tonight :D I am picturing me, my friend, and about 20 strippers is some seedy joint. Maybe for grins, I'll take my G string out with me and make a few bucks :eek: That I can still earn it at 40 is the best present I have :cool:
I'd stick some $$$ in yer drawers! :p Hope you have fun!

[bikerchic]

Dude, have a good one! Hope you get that Harley you always wanted! :thumbsup: :woohoo: :wavey:

[markolas]

Did you have birthday sex? I hope you did. :D

[SuzeQuze]

Please check in with us so we know you survived it! :D

[elie]

:wavey:
Happy Birthday from me too:woohoo:

[skcin]

Me thinks he's a bit under the weather today. :cool:

[wondergirl9847]

How did I miss this thread! :( Sorry, Jason! Hope you had a magnificent birthday! :woohoo::D

[golddustwoman77]

Happy Belated Birthday! I hope it was a special day! :woohoo:

[strandinthewind]

Here it is! Jason's 40th Birthday photo in front of Belle Reve before the marshal foreclosed.....

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/killahboot/greygardens2.jpg

You fukcing hookah :laugh:

Actually, there was a big article about how the designers of the day copied Little Edie's style.

[Red]

Sorry I'm late to the party. Happy birthday, handsome!!!!!:woohoo: :wavey:

[Sahara]

Bugger! Sorry I missed this!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :thumbsup:

[Serrart]

Sorry to be late... Happy Birthday Jason!:)

Romy

[strandinthewind]

Thanks again to all!!!!

Well, after my NINTH margarita, we hauled out to a seedy local strip club, where a buck naked woman was dancing on my table as they served a $5.99 steak, that she squatted on and - bless her heart - picked up. Needless to say, I requested another one and tipped her more than the steak cost. At one point, I was wearing someone's full length mink and singing into a mic. someone foolishly let within 20 feet of my tequila soaked a$$. I have not left my bed today.

[DrummerDeanna]

Thanks again to all!!!!

Well, after my NINTH margarita, we hauled out to a seedy local strip club, where a buck naked woman was dancing on my table as they served a $5.99 steak, that she squatted on and - bless her heart - picked up. Needless to say, I requested another one and tipped her more than the steak cost. At one point, I was wearing someone's full length mink and singing into a mic. someone foolishly let within 20 feet of my tequila soaked a$$. I have not left my bed today.

:eek: Oh my...she picked up your steak...with her...um....omg! Glad you asked for another...ew.

And sounds like an insanely fun night!!

[strandinthewind]

:eek: Oh my...she picked up your steak...with her...um....omg! Glad you asked for another...ew.

And sounds like an insanely fun night!!

Believe me, I was impressed. I believe at one point I was wearing pasties on my forehead.

[SuzeQuze]

Believe me, I was impressed. I believe at one point I was wearing pasties on my forehead.

:lol: Man, you sure can party. I'm going out with the kickball crew on Fri for our end of season finale party for the whole league. That is going to be... interesting.;) I was thinking about surprising them at the pre-party with my karaoke machine. But, if we start that way, it's anybody's guess how things will end! :eek:

[strandinthewind]

Those machines are the devil :laugh:

[amber]

Thanks again to all!!!!

Well, after my NINTH margarita, we hauled out to a seedy local strip club, where a buck naked woman was dancing on my table as they served a $5.99 steak, that she squatted on and - bless her heart - picked up. Needless to say, I requested another one and tipped her more than the steak cost. At one point, I was wearing someone's full length mink and singing into a mic. someone foolishly let within 20 feet of my tequila soaked a$$. I have not left my bed today.

:shocked: :shocked: She picked up your steak?! It strikes me that I haven't been living up to my full potential...I thought only people in foreign countries had that skill.

Only 9 Margaritas? Wow, you are getting older...:laugh:

Why did you go to a girl strip club? It was the steak, wasn't it, you were salivating for a $5.99 steak.

[BTFLCHLD]

am I the only one grossed out by the steak pickup?

[DrummerDeanna]

am I the only one grossed out by the steak pickup?

No..I'm completely disgusted..that is just so gross...why hasn't the health department shut this place down? The mental image is a bit amusing though...

It's worse than the time I went to a bar in which all the girls kept pulling their g-strings outta their asses then serving drinks...just ew.

[BTFLCHLD]

The mental image is a bit amusing though...
It is just that image that is grossing me out!

[DrummerDeanna]

It is just that image that is grossing me out!

lol...yeah...it's not apetizing at all....

[michelle2677]

throw some A1 on there..it'll be o.k...:shrug:


actually....that sounds disgusting...I hate A1...:laugh:

[strandinthewind]

:shocked: :shocked: She picked up your steak?! It strikes me that I haven't been living up to my full potential...I thought only people in foreign countries had that skill.

Only 9 Margaritas? Wow, you are getting older...:laugh:

Why did you go to a girl strip club? It was the steak, wasn't it, you were salivating for a $5.99 steak.

I LOVE strip clubs and I so rarely get to see a labia or two :nod:

Trust me, the 9 was just a start - I then hot the Sugar Free Red Bull and Grey Goose - HARD

[sara1998]

I LOVE strip clubs and I so rarely get to see a labia or two :nod:

Trust me, the 9 was just a start - I then hot the Sugar Free Red Bull and Grey Goose - HARD

You're the only bitch to have 80 plus replies to your birthday thread... you sure know how to milk it.

[SuzeQuze]

My ex boss went to a sex show in Amsterdam where he took a bite out of a banana who's other end was "hidden". :shrug: He's gay, incidentally. The things that go on out there. :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

You're the only bitch to have 80 plus replies to your birthday thread... you sure know how to milk it.

HELLO - DID YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[strandinthewind]

My ex boss went to a sex show in Amsterdam where he took a bite out of a banana who's other end was "hidden". :shrug: He's gay, incidentally. The things that go on out there. :laugh:

Okay - not only have I done that in the privacy of my own home, but I was alone :p :p :p :p

[sara1998]

HELLO - DID YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

None what-so-ever. ;)

[SuzeQuze]

Okay - not only have I done that in the privacy of my own home, but I was alone :p :p :p :p

Gah! I suddenly feel very virginal. :lol:

[amber]

I LOVE strip clubs and I so rarely get to see a labia or two :nod:
:lol: :lol:

Trust me, the 9 was just a start - I then hit the Sugar Free Red Bull and Grey Goose - HARD
Red Bull was a nice addition to the drinking scene. You need that burst of energy for the final sprint. :laugh:

You're the only bitch to have 80 plus replies to your birthday thread... you sure know how to milk it.

Ahem....:p
http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=20403&highlight=Happy+Birthday+Amber

[BTFLCHLD]

sex show in Amsterdam where he took a bite out of a banana who's other end was "hidden". I just bet it was the flashing red neon S T R A N D on the marquee that lured him in. :nod:

[skcin]

When Mark was in Thailand for the Navy, he went to a strip club where a chick shot a dart out of her vajayjay & popped a balloon with it. :eek: Now that's talent.

[ragandbone]

Okay - not only have I done that in the privacy of my own home, but I was alone :p :p :p :p
Alone, in tequila-soaked mink?

Sorry I missed your day—I have been gone in LA.

Today, I will drink tequila, and wear a boa in your honor.

[michelle2677]

When Mark was in Thailand for the Navy, he went to a strip club where a chick shot a dart out of her vajayjay & popped a balloon with it. :eek: Now that's talent.


:shocked: :shocked: oh...my god. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight!!! :distress:



:laugh:

[skcin]

:shocked: :shocked: oh...my god. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight!!! :distress:



:laugh:

Then I've done my job. :laugh: Seriously though, so disturbing that I remember this 12 years after he's been out of the service. There were acts with Coca Cola & razor blades too.

[michelle2677]

Then I've done my job. :laugh: Seriously though, so disturbing that I remember this 12 years after he's been out of the service. There were acts with Coca Cola & razor blades too.


well..I can't imagine you would ever get that image out of your head. and now I won't. Thank god there are no pictures involved...::praying...please no pics...please no pics::

I'm almost scared to ask about coca cola and razor blades....

[skcin]

No pics. Actually, the only pics are of water & the ship. :laugh: Idiot was in the Middle East, Japan, Thailand, Hawaii, Philippines, Australia and did he take any touristy scenery pics? No. :rolleyes:

Coca Cola - she squatted over the bottle (long neck glass) "grabbed" it, layed down and, well, "drank" it with an orifice other than her mouth. Walked around the stage for a few minutes, danced, then went back to the bottle, squatted & grabbed it again & "poured" the Coke back into the bottle. Now that's class.


I love that Strand birthday thread has come to this. So apropro. :p

[michelle2677]

No pics. Actually, the only pics are of water & the ship. :laugh: Idiot was in the Middle East, Japan, Thailand, Hawaii, Philippines, Australia and did he take any touristy scenery pics? No. :rolleyes:

Coca Cola - she squatted over the bottle (long neck glass) "grabbed" it, layed down and, well, "drank" it with an orifice other than her mouth. Walked around the stage for a few minutes, danced, then went back to the bottle, squatted & grabbed it again & "poured" the Coke back into the bottle. Now that's class.
I love that Strand birthday thread has come to this. So apropro. :p

and control!!! :laugh:

yes...I'm sure he appreciates it too!!! :D

[shackin'up]

Bonne Fête Ã* toi
Bonne Fête Ã* toi
Bonne Fête
Bonne Fête
Bonne Fête Ã* toi

:xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

Merci Gerald!!!!

And - Paula - I LOVE you for that visual!!!!

It reminds me of the oriental mail order bride in "Priscilla - Queen of the Desert" who shot like 40 ping pong balls out of her twat (or a$$ as it was not very clear) while performing a strip tease - good times :nod:

[mikeschmike]

it must be vagina day around here. ping pong shooters, brit brit's meat curtains, all of that discussion on the l word...damn.

[markolas]

My friend Ryan went to "witch camp" a few years ago, and there was a woman there who did paintings of butterflies with her....you guessed it. :D

[strandinthewind]

My friend Ryan went to "witch camp" a few years ago, and there was a woman there who did paintings of butterflies with her....you guessed it. :D

I need to meet her and compare notes :D

Also - pics of the night before and then, the scowling one, of the party - note my shirt reminds me of an ice cream Push Up :laugh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/strandinthewind/11-06-blakes.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/strandinthewind/11-28-06.jpg

[sara1998]

No pics. Actually, the only pics are of water & the ship. :laugh: Idiot was in the Middle East, Japan, Thailand, Hawaii, Philippines, Australia and did he take any touristy scenery pics? No. :rolleyes:

Coca Cola - she squatted over the bottle (long neck glass) "grabbed" it, layed down and, well, "drank" it with an orifice other than her mouth. Walked around the stage for a few minutes, danced, then went back to the bottle, squatted & grabbed it again & "poured" the Coke back into the bottle. Now that's class.


I love that Strand birthday thread has come to this. So apropro. :p

I just puked a little....

[strandinthewind]

I just puked a little....

Imagine the caffeine and sugar rush :D :D :D

[BTFLCHLD]

the scowling one, of the party You weren't quite as hungry for that steak afterall, eh?

Where the F are all the pics of the strippers, Strand????
That's what we really want to see!!! :rolleyes:

[strandinthewind]

You weren't quite as hungry for that steak afterall, eh?

Where the F are all the pics of the strippers, Strand????
That's what we really want to see!!! :rolleyes:

With or without me onstage!!!!!!!

[BTFLCHLD]

paintings of butterflies with her....you guessed it. now that is cool! :cool:

[irishgrl]

Believe me, I was impressed. I believe at one point I was wearing pasties on my forehead.


OH MY GAWD! I hear over in Korea and ports thataway, thats a pretty common trick, apparently there are gals over there that can pick up coins :eek:


Man I wish I had a picture of you with them pasties on your forehead.....

[irishgrl]

I need to meet her and compare notes :D

Also - pics of the night before and then, the scowling one, of the party - note my shirt reminds me of an ice cream Push Up :laugh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/strandinthewind/11-06-blakes.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/strandinthewind/11-28-06.jpg
Jason! what a cute touch of GREY you're starting to have! HEE HEE! *as he looks for his Grecian Formula*

and that last one, you look a bit dazed.....a person could take ADVANTAGE of you in that state, Im thinkin! *rubs hands gleefully*

[strandinthewind]

LOL and thanks!!!!

It was quite a wild night to say the least!

[irishgrl]

LOL and thanks!!!!

It was quite a wild night to say the least!
did ya do yer banana trick?

[irishgrl]

You're the only bitch to have 80 plus replies to your birthday thread... you sure know how to milk it.


:lol: :lol:
Ahem....:p
http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=20403&highlight=Happy+Birthday+Amber
wow.......talk about a fragile ego. nuff said.

[WelshWitchPMD]

Happy belated birthday. I am sure that you had lots of fun!

[Phoenix]

:woohoo: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!:woohoo:

[irishgrl]

how many weeks does this make now?

[strandinthewind]

Several - but who is counting - puff puff

[irishgrl]

so I still wanna know: did you do yer banana trick?

[strandinthewind]

There were no bannas involved in any part of the festivities. There were, however and to be frank, a few weenies roasted that evening.

[sara1998]

There were no bannas involved in any part of the festivities. There were, however and to be frank, a few weenies roasted that evening.

You're STILL milking this thread??? ;)

[irishgrl]

You're STILL milking this thread??? ;)
Im helping :nod:

[DavidMn]

Im helping :nod:This is a covert operation.:lol:

[irishgrl]

This is a covert operation.:lol:
well, are ya IN or are ya OUT? *whisper in my ear......*