Britney files for divorce!

[ELIUD]

I thought they were pretty solid. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15609347/)

[mikeschmike]

Just got a "breaking news" email from CNN saying Ms. Spears and K-fag have decided to split.

Bobby and Whitney
Britney and K-Fed
Reese and Ryan

Who's next? Lance and Reichen?

[DavidMn]

Just got a "breaking news" email from CNN saying Ms. Spears and K-fag have decided to split.

Bobby and Whitney
Britney and K-Fed
Reese and Ryan

Who's next? Lance and Reichen?Bummer. I was really losing sleep over this one....:rolleyes:

[Rickypt]

I really thought they dug each other. Ah, I don't cheer over any of these breakups. I also kind of don't care. :shrug:

[gldstwmn]

Whaaaat? Why the hell did she spit out two kids with him then? Gawd. What a trip.

[DrummerDeanna]

Whaaaat? Why the hell did she spit out two kids with him then? Gawd. What a trip.

NO kidding....ugh. They're just gross.

So completely off topic - did you have problems voting today, Chris?

[GypsySorcerer]

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: Wow. I thought they were the next Paul and Joanne.

[DavidMn]

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: Wow. I thought they were the next Paul and Joanne.Tongue firmly planted in cheek I'm sure....:laugh:

[ryan8472]

Thank god. :rolleyes:

[skcin]

Tongue firmly planted in cheek I'm sure....:laugh:

Thanks for clarifying that David. :wavey: I thought she was serious.



Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.

[carrie721]

Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.

lol. these words echo in my head when i fall asleep ...

Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.
Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.

[gldstwmn]

NO kidding....ugh. They're just gross.

So completely off topic - did you have problems voting today, Chris?

Haven't gone yet. I'm getting ready to go over. It's a block from the house. I got hit with a surpi$e loan application for a client in Kansas and got that thing submitted. I'll be leaving here in a bit and I let you know how I make out. I've got one hell of a stomach virus going so I'm going to stop at Heidi's for what I swear is their medicinal chicken soup on the way home.

[mikeschmike]

Thanks for clarifying that David. :wavey: I thought she was serious.



Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.

she's total trash, but i still want to hear her post divorce cd.

[Rickypt]

so I'm going to stop at Heidi's for what I swear is their medicinal chicken soup on the way home.

What the hell is it about soup today? :laugh:

..and feel better

[hayley]

New nickname : FED - EX

It was like a shockwave in our office when this news hit today. We are all waiting for Soundscan numbers to come out tomorrow so we can add his horrible-selling album to his list of LIFE FAILURES. Literally- we have a poster.

[Livia]

This doesn't surprise me one bit...impregnate 'em and leave 'em - isn't that what Federjerk is all about? He clearly married Britney for her money and when she used to be hot.


What the hell is it about soup today? :laugh:

..and feel better

I don't know, but one of the attorneys I work for had an emergency root canal yesterday -and he wanted nothing more solid than soup for lunch today.

Feel better, Chris!

[heyjupiter678]

New nickname : FED - EX
That actually made me laugh out loud.

[SuzeQuze]

:lol: Shock of the century! :rolleyes:

[goldustsongbird]

:lol: Shock of the century! :rolleyes:

I know! I''m going to go cry in my mac n cheese now. :( :angel:

[goldie]

This doesn't surprise me one bit...impregnate 'em and leave 'em - isn't that what Federjerk is all about? He clearly married Britney for her money and when she used to be hot.

I hope they've got a pre-nup!! This doesn't surprise me at all, I just didn't think it would happen so soon after baby # 2.

[sparky]

I heard Fed Ex is in for 20 million in the pre-nup.

[goldie]

whoa, that is expensive if all she wanted was babies from him. $10 million a pop shall we say. ;)

[ontheEdgeof17]

Britney's a pig, I f*cking hate her.

:] :thumbsup: :]

[Wild_Heart03]

I cackled when I read this.

[Nixxxed]

OK - I'm confused - is "FedEx" Britney or Kevin? Logically, to me, it should refer to Britney. :shrug:

But whatever - Paula is 1/2 right:

They're both pigs - I f*cking hate both of them.

[amber]

I heard Fed Ex is in for 20 million in the pre-nup.

I read 300,000 for each year they are married.

[PsychCat]

HUH?! :shrug:
Go figure... who knew? .... they seemed so very.... you know.....

All these celebrity splits and divorces recently....
who WOULDN'T want to be famous??!! :wavey:

[estranged4life]

Maybe this explains why K-Krud looked rather sad on last night's episode of "Monday Night Raw".

This past Sunday he caused John Cena to lose in the 3 way main event on pay-per-view, Guess he needs the extra $$$ and the WWE is willing to pay him.

[irishgrl]

Just got a "breaking news" email from CNN saying Ms. Spears and K-fag have decided to split.

Bobby and Whitney
Britney and K-Fed
Reese and Ryan

Who's next? Lance and Reichen?
is this for real? I never thot I'd see the day she'd excise that particular tumor...

[BlackWidow]

Just got a "breaking news" email from CNN saying Ms. Spears and K-fag have decided to split.

Bobby and Whitney
Britney and K-Fed
Reese and Ryan

Who's next? Lance and Reichen?

Reichen is so using his ass to squeeze another 15 minutes of fame!

[carrie721]

Reichen is so using his ass to squeeze another 15 minutes of fame!

if that were true, couldn't he do better than lance effing bass? :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

I thought they were pretty solid. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15609347/)

we knew this was coming....:laugh:

[sparky]

I predict Third Reich and Princess Frostylocks are the next big breakup.

[GypsySorcerer]

I predict Third Reich and Princess Frostylocks are the next big breakup.

Who are they? I'm out of the loop. :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Who are they? I'm out of the loop. :laugh:

I'm guessing Lance and Reichen. :shrug:

[sparky]

Who are they? I'm out of the loop. :laugh:

That gay idiot reality show winner with the fukced up name (Leichen Rimyou)and Lance Bass.

[BlackWidow]

:lol: Shock of the century! :rolleyes:

hello..didn't i just predict this on another thread....:wavey:

[BlackWidow]

if that were true, couldn't he do better than lance effing bass? :laugh:

you would think...:shrug:

[JazmenFlowers]

I hate that it's created yet another media blitz. geez. I'm sick of their mugs.

[strandinthewind]

I predict Third Reich and Princess Frostylocks are the next big breakup.

I think lance seems like a nice guy - at least from what I have seen in the media etc. The Third Reich on the other hand seems like an opportunistic prig.

[SuzeQuze]

:sorry: to be the one to revive this thread.

Kevin Federline To Flog Britney Spears Sex Tape?
November 13th, 2006 at 13:00 by Stuart Heritage

One day we fully expect that the rumoured Britney Spears sex tape will be talked about in the same sentence as Atlantis, the abominable snowman and King Arthur's knights - unless Kevin Federline flogs it on the internet, of course.

Nobody really knows if a Britney Spears sex tape even exists; a court case was meant to settle it once and for all, but it sort of backfired because the judge thought Britney Spears was a slapper, or something. But now reports are suggesting that Britney Spears' soon-to-be divorced husband Kevin Federline has a copy of a four-hour Britney Spears sex tape, and he's apparently going to sell it for millions of pounds unless Britney gives him custody of their kids. Although why anyone would want to watch Britney Spears have sex with Kevin Federline for four hours when they could watch her 2002 masterpiece Crossroads twice in a row is beyond us, right? Right? Anyone? Hello?


Britney Spears spent two years being married to Kevin Federline; that's two years of pumping out redneck baby after redneck baby, occasionally endangering the lives of those babies and trying to suppress laughter at the idea of Kevin Federline's musical career. After all the reports and bad poems depicting the bad times they went through together, those two years didn't really sound like a bundle of laughs for Britney Spears. But at least when Britney Spears did have fun she was decent enough to video it. We're not talking about the Britney Spears reality TV show - that was about as fun as a jackhammer vasectomy - but the oft-rumoured Britney Spears sex tape.

The existence of a Britney Spears sex tape has long been whispered about. Britney and Kevin tried to sue Us Weekly magazine for suggesting that there was a Britney Spears sex tape, but the lawsuit was dismissed last week when the judge told Britney that if she was that worried about her sex life becoming public she should probably stop dressing like such a tart all the time. Following that, a 19-second clip of a woman doing something filthy to a man hit the internet. If you were far enough away away and squinted a bit, the woman sort of looked a bit like Britney Spears, but the clip was quickly disproved. And that's because Britney's almost-divorced husband Kevin Federline apparently still has the Britney Spears sex tape, even if he is getting ready to sell it to the highest bidder, as the News Of The World reports:

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION. A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world. One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it." … Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children.

So that's good news and bad news for everyone, really. It's bad news for Britney Spears, who a) might have to take Kevin Federline's custody claims seriously now and b) is under the impression that dressing up as a slaggy flight attendant and writhing around is 'wholesome'. But, since the Britney Spears sex tape was reportedly filmed during the couple's honeymoon, it's good news for the army of antsy perverts who were worried that any Britney Spears sex tape would feature the flabby, badly-dressed, mother of two, officially unsexy latter-day Britney Spears instead of the pop vixen from 2004.

Of course, that's only if a Britney Spears sex tape even exists at all. We still have our suspicions, and here's why. Read this quote, apparently from a source close to Kevin Federline:

"At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess."

Come on, as if Britney Spears knows how to play chess.


http://www.hecklerspray.com/kevin-federline-to-flog-britney-spears-sex-tape/20065756.php/

Kevin's a pig and I effing hate him.

[skcin]

Classy. :rolleyes:

Nobody really knows if a Britney Spears sex tape even exists; a court case was meant to settle it once and for all, but it sort of backfired because the judge thought Britney Spears was a slapper, or something. But now reports are suggesting that Britney Spears' soon-to-be divorced husband Kevin Federline has a copy of a four-hour Britney Spears sex tape, and he's apparently going to sell it for millions of pounds unless Britney gives him custody of their kids. Although why anyone would want to watch Britney Spears have sex with Kevin Federline for four hours when they could watch her 2002 masterpiece Crossroads twice in a row is beyond us, right? Right? Anyone? Hello?

Oh please, I'm sure it does. :lol:

[BlackWidow]

Classy. :rolleyes:



Oh please, I'm sure it does. :lol:

Bring it on!!!:nod: :thumbsup: