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amber
10-05-2006, 01:29 AM
............
danax6
10-05-2006, 04:39 AM
...a digital photo machine telling you your order can be picked up on Oct 5th and then when you get to the store, they tell you it's going to take another two days. I leave for the States tomorrow people, I had this all perfectly planned out. :mad:
sara1998
10-05-2006, 06:49 AM
Sitting at work while your plant is on shutdown and you have nothing to do and no paper to write.....:(
SortaSavageLike
10-05-2006, 07:46 AM
Trying to figure out exactly what a "Contchahoken" is.
... seeing a deleted post and wondering what it said ;)
actually, I don't have much to do at work today (as the rest of this week), I find that frustrating a bit.
JazmenFlowers
10-05-2006, 08:35 AM
having the urge to puke, but can't.
yes, I'm sick.
irishgrl
10-05-2006, 08:44 AM
gosh and you're still online? I hope you feel better soon :nod:
DrummerDeanna
10-05-2006, 01:01 PM
Just getting over a cold or something and not feeling normal....and wondering when the hell you'll feel normal again...right now I just feel "blah"
sara1998
10-05-2006, 01:59 PM
Coming to the ledge to find that hardly no one has posted about anything....
Rickypt
10-05-2006, 02:03 PM
Going to Ginger's Trois knowing that I will get stinking drunk, resulting in waking up at 2 am and not being able to get back to sleep and spending the entire workday exhausted and with a headache, telling myself do not ever do that again, or at least stop at two cosmos. And then 4 days later doing the same thing all over again.
amber
10-05-2006, 03:20 PM
having the urge to puke, but can't.
yes, I'm sick.
I'm sorry sweetie!
Originally last night I wrote "not being able to sing" because I was almost completely hoarse, still am mostly hoarse. But I wrote this big long thing about it.
It is immensely frustrating for me. And I can't believe Stevie wasn't hoarse more, with how much singing she did.
I think I would die if I couldn't sing permanently.
michelle2677
10-05-2006, 06:07 PM
Trying to figure out exactly what a "Contchahoken" is.
Glad I'm not the only one!!:laugh:
JazmenFlowers
10-05-2006, 06:13 PM
I'm sorry sweetie!
Originally last night I wrote "not being able to sing" because I was almost completely hoarse, still am mostly hoarse. But I wrote this big long thing about it.
It is immensely frustrating for me. And I can't believe Stevie wasn't hoarse more, with how much singing she did.
I think I would die if I couldn't sing permanently.
I feel like total contchahoken. seriously. bout to dowse myself in Nyquil and sleep. I've been hoarse all week from all the screaming I did and then going back to your house and giving everything I had to sing :laugh: . very, very raspy...a good voice for some Stevie songs, but I wouldn't want to be like this forever. and I'm with you...never being able to sing=death.
michelle2677
10-05-2006, 06:33 PM
^^^ You are officially on "ignore"!!!
:lol: :lol:
BlackWidow
10-05-2006, 06:51 PM
I feel like total contchahoken. seriously. bout to dowse myself in Nyquil and sleep. I've been hoarse all week from all the screaming I did and then going back to your house and giving everything I had to sing :laugh: . very, very raspy...a good voice for some Stevie songs, but I wouldn't want to be like this forever. and I'm with you...never being able to sing=death.
you druggie..lol.
BTFLCHLD
10-05-2006, 09:01 PM
having someone tell you something will be ready a certain day and it's not.
gldstwmn
10-05-2006, 10:49 PM
... seeing a deleted post and wondering what it said ;)
actually, I don't have much to do at work today (as the rest of this week), I find that frustrating a bit.
You can see deleted posts?
:p
I meant I can see a line of dots and the little "post deleted by user... " comment, where once used to be a post...
gldstwmn
10-06-2006, 11:54 AM
:p
I meant I can see a line of dots and the little "post deleted by user... " comment, where once used to be a post...
Hmmm. I'm just asking because I'm trying to figure out if that is a glitch or if it's supposed to be that way.
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 12:03 PM
Why not just delete the post/thread entirely? I don't understand why it was replaced with just dots, or was that just the choice of the thread starter? So basically I'm asking, can one delete a post/thread that one starts?
SuzeQuze
10-06-2006, 12:16 PM
Why not just delete the post/thread entirely? I don't understand why it was replaced with just dots, or was that just the choice of the thread starter? So basically I'm asking, can one delete a post/thread that one starts?
Yep, you can delete a post or a thread.
SuzeQuze
10-06-2006, 12:17 PM
Hmmm. I'm just asking because I'm trying to figure out if that is a glitch or if it's supposed to be that way.
Amber replaced the text of her post with dots and the message is "edited by.." not deleted so I think we are good.
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 01:34 PM
Yep, you can delete a post or a thread.
Ah -ok - so then why not just delete the thread rather than deleting the content of the first message but leaving dots? This is what I don't understand :shrug:
amber
10-06-2006, 03:20 PM
Yep, you can delete a post or a thread.
I don't think non mods can delete threads anymore. I've tried a few times, and unless I'm missing something, you can't. Used to be able to, though. Or maybe I am missing something. Can still delete posts, but not if they are thread starters. As far as I can tell.
Anyway, I still wanted to hear what nothing is more frustrating than for others, so I left dots, duh, because you need a post to have 10 characters. And I deleted the contents of the first message b/c it wasn't exactly what I wanted to say, but didn't feel like writing something new right then, but still wanted to hear others' responses.
Not sure why that is so hard to figure out, or so inexplicable. Unless...
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 03:25 PM
^^^
That's why I'm mildly confused, I remember recently trying to delete some thread - and I couldn't figure out how to do it :shrug: Whatever...it's not that important - I was more curious than anything.
And to stay on topic: Nothing is more annoying than people who don't cover their mouth when they cough and/or sneeze. This has really been bugging me lately.
mikeschmike
10-06-2006, 03:26 PM
Nothing is more frustrating then a slow moving work day, and realizing that you're only halfway thorugh it.
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 03:33 PM
Nothing is more frustrating then a slow moving work day, and realizing that you're only halfway thorugh it.
I hear that! Oh frustrating...oops I said "annoying" in my last thread. Oh well - what are ya gonna do.
Nothing is more frustrating than trying to put together a 3 minute newscast..with next to no news!
foxyluva
10-06-2006, 03:35 PM
Trying to figure out exactly what a "Contchahoken" is.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
DavidMn
10-06-2006, 03:37 PM
Nothing is more frustrating than driving and having to take a major leak knowing the next rest stop is like 30 miles away!:laugh:
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 03:41 PM
Nothing is more frustrating than driving and having to take a major leak knowing the next rest stop is like 30 miles away!:laugh:
Buuut you're a dude - that problem isn't nearly as frustrating as it is for the ladies..I mean you can whip it out anywhere....and well I am sure that men have as I've seen many a yellow liquid-filled bottle dotting the side of the road :p
DavidMn
10-06-2006, 03:44 PM
Buuut you're a dude - that problem isn't nearly as frustrating as it is for the ladies..I mean you can whip it out anywhere....and well I am sure that men have as I've seen many a yellow liquid-filled bottle dotting the side of the road :pI really feel sorry for women at sporting events. The line to the womens ****ter is always 100 miles long.:laugh:
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 03:46 PM
I really feel sorry for women at sporting events. The line to the womens ****ter is always 100 miles long.:laugh:
Yeah - and it's no treat. I wonder what the hell women DO in public restrooms - I mean good God - how a woman can get urine to do the things women get it to do....it's amazing...and disgusting.
I hate public restrooms.....
mikeschmike
10-06-2006, 03:53 PM
The line to the womens ****ter is always 100 miles long.:laugh:
You should write poetry.
DavidMn
10-06-2006, 03:53 PM
Yeah - and it's no treat. I wonder what the hell women DO in public restrooms - I mean good God - how a woman can get urine to do the things women get it to do....it's amazing...and disgusting.
I hate public restrooms.....Not to get too gross, but I went into a gas station restroom the oter day, and there was you know what all over the toilet seat.:shocked:
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 03:57 PM
Not to get too gross, but I went into a gas station restroom the oter day, and there was you know what all over the toilet seat.:shocked:
Dude - I worked at a homeless shelter in Phoenix - in the middle of summer- NOTHING can gross me out :laugh:
I remember this one time we went in at the end of the day to clean the bathroom - and dear God. There was vomit/****/urine/undidentified matter EVERYWHERE. The walls, the sink, the toilet. I wretch just remembering it.
So really I guess I shouldn't complain about public toilets - the homeless have it way worse...their bathrooms are nuclear zones.
DavidMn
10-06-2006, 03:59 PM
Dude - I worked at a homeless shelter in Phoenix - in the middle of summer- NOTHING can gross me out :laugh:
I remember this one time we went in at the end of the day to clean the bathroom - and dear God. There was vomit/****/urine/undidentified matter EVERYWHERE. The walls, the sink, the toilet. I wretch just remembering it.
So really I guess I shouldn't complain about public toilets - the homeless have it way worse...their bathrooms are nuclear zones.Unidentified matter huh? Ya shouldve brought in the black light.:lol:
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 04:16 PM
Unidentified matter huh? Ya shouldve brought in the black light.:lol:
We were too busy covering our bodies with latex in order to avoid coming into contact with said contents of the bathroom. But oh the smell. That never really leaves ya! Luckily that was a worst case scenario -the bathrooms weren't THAT wrecked on a daily basis - but still never a place you'd want to take a magazine and chill.
DavidMn
10-06-2006, 04:17 PM
We were too busy covering our bodies with latex in order to avoid coming into contact with said contents of the bathroom. But oh the smell. That never really leaves ya! Luckily that was a worst case scenario -the bathrooms weren't THAT wrecked on a daily basis - but still never a place you'd want to take a magazine and chill.I'm guessing you werent paid too well for that job either?:laugh:
DrummerDeanna
10-06-2006, 04:54 PM
I'm guessing you werent paid too well for that job either?:laugh:
Just free dinner every night (we ate the leftovers from that night's homeless feeding). But it was an amazing experience, one I hope to do again...I've really let my work with the homeless slide in the last several years, but have been thinking about starting up again. It's an issue I feel strongly about.
Anyway - I got paid nothing..in fact I paid to go on that trip lol - but the folks who live and work the place permanently - I think they get $100 a month plus free housing, food and toiletries.
estranged4life
10-07-2006, 01:31 AM
Buuut you're a dude - that problem isn't nearly as frustrating as it is for the ladies..I mean you can whip it out anywhere....and well I am sure that men have as I've seen many a yellow liquid-filled bottle dotting the side of the road :p
kid I remember my Mom asking my Dad to stop to use the restroom on a out of state trip, but Dad wasnt about to stop so he told Mom to "hang it out the window"...And that was what she did :laugh:
Being from a family of smart-asses has its moments!!!
Okay, usually I find LOTS of things frustrating but my pick of the week would be people who say things like: "I don't think it's gonna last" or "yeah right" when you tell them that you just gave up smoking and you 're happy&proud about it.
'kay, my frustration of the day would be epilepsy, hrmbl. Had a ****ty night with lots of mini-seizures that kept me up until two. Today feeling a bit iffy, but there's a lot of things I want to do with my free afternoon. And I know I should get some rest, instead of running from here to there, because that'll make it worse.
Well, it'll pass, health's been pretty good last summer so I don't worry about it too much.
DrummerDeanna
10-09-2006, 01:18 PM
Frustrating:
My upstairs neighbors got a puppy - a Bassett Hound - they throw it on the porch and just let it bark and bark and bark - I've seen no sign that they're training it to shut the f**k up.
Aaaand...as if that's not bad enough - my next door neighbor thinks it's hilarious to walk her dog RIGHT under the balcony - so the Bassett Hounds goes ape ****. And she thinks it's ever so amusing....
Also - she likes to stand right in front of my patio doors and just chat - on her phone....LOUD. It's pissing me off - stand in front of your own damn apartment.
AND she smokes - but not IN her apartment - she'd rather stink up my apartment - I can't even have my windows open anymore :(
I don't think I'm cut out for apartment living.
skcin
10-09-2006, 01:32 PM
Going to watch a TV show you've recorded/Tivo'd & it's not there. :(
Sitting next to someone on a plane who has bad gas. And covers their mouth when they cough, only to have it blow out the side of their hand & into your face anyway. Repeatedly. Thanks guy.
Being at work on a kickass fall day (sunny & 70) but seeing the forecast for the upcoming long weekend you've taken off (rain, daytime highs in the 50's, wet snow at night.)
macmar71
10-09-2006, 02:13 PM
When you have plans to do something and the person going with you throws a monkey wrench into the plans (i.e. disregard to how we are getting there and being on time) I am in a foul mood right at the moment.
Selfish people who think the world revolves around them!:mad: :confused: :eek:
DavidMn
10-09-2006, 03:36 PM
Getting your fastfood order after ordering a QP with cheese and getting a fish snadwich instead?!?!:laugh:
michelle2677
10-09-2006, 03:50 PM
^^OH!! I know...
or only having 20 minutes to eat lunch, going to subway-ordering a foot long (hey..I was hungry!!:shrug: :laugh: ) getting ALL the way back to work and realizing they only gave you a six inch. That is so disappointing when things are smaller than what you expected...:laugh:
mikeschmike
10-09-2006, 04:11 PM
That is so disappointing when things are smaller than what you expected...:laugh:
Where's Strand with a witty reply?
michelle2677
10-09-2006, 04:12 PM
^exactly-I left that wide open, and no replies.
the day is still young. :D
mikeschmike
10-23-2006, 03:54 PM
Nothing is more frustrating then people going through a midlife crisis and trying to relate to younger people. More specifically, me. There's a guy here at work who has to be in his 50's, but he's all about the A&F wear and trying to keep up with what's on MTV. I guess it's more creepy then frustrating, but he always needs to tell me about his weekends doing things people half his age should be doing and it really gets on my nerves. I try to look as uninterested as possible, but he does not get it.
strandinthewind
10-23-2006, 03:56 PM
Where's Strand with a witty reply?
I am over here masterbating with tweezers :wavey:
mikeschmike
10-23-2006, 03:59 PM
I am over here masterbating with tweezers :wavey:
totally not what i meant by that. i figured you would be on that one with a smart assed reply, that's all. i got one out of you, but it was just misdirected ;)
estranged4life
10-23-2006, 04:26 PM
all the albums you have on cassette are either next to impossible to find on CD, or if you happen to find the release on CD it is nearly five times the price it was when it was originally released.
cliffdweller
10-23-2006, 04:30 PM
Okay, usually I find LOTS of things frustrating but my pick of the week would be people who say things like: "I don't think it's gonna last" or "yeah right" when you tell them that you just gave up smoking and you 're happy&proud about it.
Those people are just jealous assholes. Hang in there kid, sounds like you're doing great.
cliffdweller
10-23-2006, 04:31 PM
'kay, my frustration of the day would be epilepsy, hrmbl. Had a ****ty night with lots of mini-seizures that kept me up until two. Today feeling a bit iffy, but there's a lot of things I want to do with my free afternoon. And I know I should get some rest, instead of running from here to there, because that'll make it worse.
Well, it'll pass, health's been pretty good last summer so I don't worry about it too much.
I'm sorry to hear about that Mari :distress:. I hope you're feeling better now.
markolas
10-25-2006, 09:21 AM
People who either don't respond to e-mails, or take their sweet time doing so. I'm talking weeks, if not months, here. I once actually had someone reply to an e-mail I'd sent over a year before. Ugh! I want to kick these assholes right in the teeth!! :mad:
I know forwarding them the original e-mail with a raging, expletive-filled note would just make it worse, but I almost can't help myself. One of the supervisors at work (not my supervisor) has been sending my supervisor e-mails detailing things I have neglected to do (I've been really swamped), and my supervisor forwards them to me. I sent both of them kind of a tacky e-mail in response, which they both ignored, and even asked my supervisor to stop forwarding her e-mails because they're pissing me off, but she keeps doing it. Yesterday, I kept typing drafts of another tacky e-mail to send to the offending supervisor, and even contemplated getting a dozen eggs and some wet toilet paper and driving out to her house. I want to knock her in the goddamn head, I swear! :mad:
goldustsongbird
10-25-2006, 05:58 PM
People who either don't respond to e-mails, or take their sweet time doing so. I'm talking weeks, if not months, here. I once actually had someone reply to an e-mail I'd sent over a year before. Ugh! I want to kick these assholes right in the teeth!! :mad:
I know forwarding them the original e-mail with a raging, expletive-filled note would just make it worse, but I almost can't help myself. One of the supervisors at work (not my supervisor) has been sending my supervisor e-mails detailing things I have neglected to do (I've been really swamped), and my supervisor forwards them to me. I sent both of them kind of a tacky e-mail in response, which they both ignored, and even asked my supervisor to stop forwarding her e-mails because they're pissing me off, but she keeps doing it. Yesterday, I kept typing drafts of another tacky e-mail to send to the offending supervisor, and even contemplated getting a dozen eggs and some wet toilet paper and driving out to her house. I want to knock her in the goddamn head, I swear! :mad:
A year! **** that, dude. I sometimes don't reply to casual emails as soon as I get them, just because I don't want to appear too eager. lol. Depending on who it is, I feel weird replying to an email they just sent like, two seconds ago. I usually stay on top of replying, though. A year is ridiculous.
Luckily, I don't get too many forwards!
TheWILDheart
10-25-2006, 06:13 PM
the most annoying thing happened to me today. Went to town with some mates and stopped off at Burger King to get a snack. Well I went and sat on one of those big red sets - the padded ones. I was wearing BRAND NEW £40 Topman jeans bought 2 days before for the first time and some twat hadn't bothered to wipe up the spilt ketchup from the seat i was sat on. And i didn't realise until after I got home that the entire night (burger, pub, pub, pub...ye get the idea) I had bloody ketchup all over my jeans. No wonder girls were staring at my arse I thought they were checkin me out. :mad:
ryan8472
10-26-2006, 07:10 AM
I thought I'd add to this thread, finally.
Nothing in the world is more frustrating that a room mate who is so whipped by his controling bitch girlfriend that he actually becomes an ass to you. Now, if I had not know this kid for as long as I have, and been such close friends, I would have totally turned on my 'Ryan Super Bitch mode' (as my bf Brad calls it :p ) and tore him a new one for all the **** I don't like about him. Especially after his girlfriend sleeps over here all the time and has the nerve to patronize me in my own place. -__-
What I need, Ledge, is either pills or a pistol. :rolleyes:
carrie721
10-26-2006, 07:12 AM
^ dude, a bad roommate is hell. been there. :cool: i'd elaborate, but i'd end up getting really pissed. :laugh:
strandinthewind
10-26-2006, 07:16 AM
Okay - roommate drama is all on you. The next time that C You Next Tuesday gives you ANY shiitte - shut her down. I would explain to her in no uncertain terms and in front of your roommate that she is a guest and that is all. So, be nice or take her shiitte elsewhere. I have no patience for crapola like that. My roommate in law school's GF was a harpy. It took one tongue lashing from me and she never spoke to me again, which was a blessing. Also, to this day, my old roommate thanks me :cool:
ryan8472
10-26-2006, 07:17 AM
^ dude, a bad roommate is hell. been there. :cool: i'd elaborate, but i'd end up getting really pissed. :laugh:
The thing that gets me the most is that it's the girlfriend that does it, making him, what we in college like to call, a "pussy whipped bitch." :laugh: :sorry:
This is SO Saving Silverman. :laugh:
I would like to kidnap and "disappear" her though. :rolleyes:
irishgrl
10-26-2006, 07:30 AM
RYAN! for shame!
why is it gay boys can "turn on" their "bitch mode" and its all good, but the girlfriend is a "harpy?"
:shrug:
carrie721
10-26-2006, 07:41 AM
Okay - roommate drama is all on you. The next time that C You Next Tuesday gives you ANY shiitte - shut her down. I would explain to her in no uncertain terms and in front of your roommate that she is a guest and that is all. So, be nice or take her shiitte elsewhere. I have no patience for crapola like that. My roommate in law school's GF was a harpy. It took one tongue lashing from me and she never spoke to me again, which was a blessing. Also, to this day, my old roommate thanks me :cool:
i had to do that with my ex-roomie's bf. she gave him a key, and he started coming over when she wasn't even there - when i was sleeping, or in the shower, etc. i told him to get the f*ck out and he never came back when she wasn't around.
The thing that gets me the most is that it's the girlfriend that does it, making him, what we in college like to call, a "pussy whipped bitch." :laugh: :sorry:
This is SO Saving Silverman. :laugh:
I would like to kidnap and "disappear" her though. :rolleyes:
people will put up with a lot as long as they're getting laid. :rolleyes: :laugh:
carrie721
10-26-2006, 07:42 AM
RYAN! for shame!
why is it gay boys can "turn on" their "bitch mode" and its all good, but the girlfriend is a "harpy?"
:shrug:
there's a difference between being a bitch full-time and being bitchy to get a point across.
strandinthewind
10-26-2006, 07:43 AM
RYAN! for shame!
why is it gay boys can "turn on" their "bitch mode" and its all good, but the girlfriend is a "harpy?"
:shrug:
He said she condescended to him in his own house where she was a guest :shrug: I do not think telling someone in no uncertain terms that that type of bitchiness will not be tolerated under your own roof is a bad thing.
irishgrl
10-26-2006, 07:45 AM
He said she condescended to him in his own house where she was a guest :shrug: I do not think telling someone in no uncertain terms that that type of bitchiness will not be tolerated under your own roof is a bad thing.
ok then. just as long as there's no double standard! I HATE double standards :nod:
my new job: destroyer of the double standard :lol:
SuzeQuze
10-26-2006, 07:50 AM
I agree with strand, tell that beyotch that your roommate may be whipped but she ain't putting out to you and you certainly are NOT. :lol:
Nothing in the world is more frustrating than dating. Guys are a pain in the ass. I mean single, straight guys. :laugh:
irishgrl
10-26-2006, 07:52 AM
I agree with strand, tell that beyotch that your roommate may be whipped but she ain't putting out to you and you certainly are NOT. :lol:
Nothing in the world is more frustrating than dating. Guys are a pain in the ass. I mean single, straight guys. :laugh:
you got that right! talk about selfish brats! think the world revolves around them they do......(unfortunately.......ARRGH I cant bring myself to say it!)
I am so glad Im single...
ryan8472
10-26-2006, 08:24 AM
The difference between me and her is that while she feels the need to impress upon everyone her Buddah-esque knowledge and expects everyone to do as she says, I generally don't listen to most people, and talk to even less of them. And I certainly don't have time for a whiney, needy, control freak that isn't named Mom. ;)
He said she condescended to him in his own house where she was a guest I do not think telling someone in no uncertain terms that that type of bitchiness will not be tolerated under your own roof is a bad thing.
And the thing is, I didn't even say anything to her when she did that (multiple times). I let it slide. Next time, I'm telling her to just get the hell out. And my room mate will hate me. But it doesn't matter. Lots of people don't like me, I can deal with one more. :rolleyes:
But the thing is, they come up with the dumbest **** to harp on me about too. I mean, in the last 12 hours alone, she said I punched holes through their condoms. I wouldn't touch anything that was going near their sleazy-asses. Then she complained about my alarm clock being too annyoing, and how I put it on sleep. Then she bitched that I stole *her* Southern Comfort. It wasn't hers, it belonged to my friend Jess, who I returned it to. And she made up a dumbass story about it being hers. What is this, 3rd grade? :mad:
SuzeQuze
10-26-2006, 09:38 AM
The difference between me and her is that while she feels the need to impress upon everyone her Buddah-esque knowledge and expects everyone to do as she says, I generally don't listen to most people, and talk to even less of them. And I certainly don't have time for a whiney, needy, control freak that isn't named Mom. ;)
And the thing is, I didn't even say anything to her when she did that (multiple times). I let it slide. Next time, I'm telling her to just get the hell out. And my room mate will hate me. But it doesn't matter. Lots of people don't like me, I can deal with one more. :rolleyes:
But the thing is, they come up with the dumbest **** to harp on me about too. I mean, in the last 12 hours alone, she said I punched holes through their condoms. I wouldn't touch anything that was going near their sleazy-asses. Then she complained about my alarm clock being too annyoing, and how I put it on sleep. Then she bitched that I stole *her* Southern Comfort. It wasn't hers, it belonged to my friend Jess, who I returned it to. And she made up a dumbass story about it being hers. What is this, 3rd grade? :mad:
Hmm, paranoid phoney accusations do not sound very Buddhist to me. :shrug: She sounds like a real piece of work. She definitely needs to be straightened out! Who cares if someone like that likes you, right? Oy!
irishgrl
10-26-2006, 10:56 AM
I think you have a green light to punch holes in their condoms NOW.....:p :p
ryan8472
10-26-2006, 11:24 AM
I think you have a green light to punch holes in their condoms NOW.....:p :p
No, but I found out that my friend did it. :eek: :laugh: She really hates the two of them, but that was like, way uncalled for. Part of me really couldnt care less tho...
ryan8472
10-26-2006, 11:28 AM
Hmm, paranoid phoney accusations do not sound very Buddhist to me. :shrug: She sounds like a real piece of work. She definitely needs to be straightened out! Who cares if someone like that likes you, right? Oy!
No, shes definitely not a buddhist. :p She acts like shes THE Buddah though. :rolleyes: And I really don't feel like giving her the time of day, so I don't think a straightening out is in order.
JazmenFlowers
10-26-2006, 11:50 AM
No, shes definitely not a buddhist. :p She acts like shes THE Buddah though. :rolleyes: And I really don't feel like giving her the time of day, so I don't think a straightening out is in order.
you could just go ahead and kill 'em. at least you'd be able to add your own twist to Cell Block Tango.
pop, six, squish, uh uh, Cicero, Lip****z, ryan went ape****
strandinthewind
10-26-2006, 11:52 AM
. . . pop, six, squish, uh uh, Cicero, Lip****z, ryan went ape****
That made me get up and assume the five positions :eek:
carrie721
10-26-2006, 11:53 AM
pop, six, squish, uh uh, Cicero, Lip****z, ryan went ape****
swoon. :xoxo:
ryan8472
10-26-2006, 11:55 AM
Ho****! :lol: :xoxo:
JazmenFlowers
10-26-2006, 11:59 AM
That made me get up and assume the five positions :eek:
as long as I get to do the "pop" part, we're good.
swoon. :xoxo:
:xoxo:
Ho****! :lol: :xoxo:
;)
jean-mariecowl
11-08-2006, 09:38 PM
evil is my answer to this. jean-marie
mylittledemon
11-09-2006, 03:52 PM
Seeing dudes with their collars flipped up on polo shirts. Yes anyone that flips their collar up is a cock.
DrummerDeanna
11-09-2006, 04:06 PM
Seeing dudes with their collars flipped up on polo shirts. Yes anyone that flips their collar up is a cock.
:nod: That is completely and totally true.
Also...nothing is more frustrating than a check lost in the mail....grrrr.
mylittledemon
11-09-2006, 05:20 PM
:nod: That is completely and totally true.
Also...nothing is more frustrating than a check lost in the mail....grrrr.
Yeah its casual Friday here at the office and there is this douchewad about 4 metres from me with his collar flipped. Eck.
michelle2677
11-09-2006, 10:12 PM
Knowing you totally blew it but not knowing exactly why or how to fix it.
mikeschmike
11-30-2006, 12:15 PM
I'm ressurecting this thread because I've just about had it. For the life of me I can't understand how people here at my job can drink coffee but have no idea how to make it. We have commerical sized coffee makers here, with DETAILED instructions on how to make a pot of coffee. That alone blows my mind. It ain't rocket science, you know? Dump coffee grounds into filter, put filter in basket, push a button and there you have it. There really shouldn't be a need for detailed instructions. With pictures. And yet, everyday there seems to be some issue with the coffee. Too weak, too strong, a nice layer of grounds on the bottom of the pot (my favorite), or else the pot is bone dry.
Anyway, today I went into the break room and this guy I kind of know was filling up his coffee mug. I went to stand behind him to wait to get coffee and we struck up a conversation. Nothing wrong with that, but as we were talking I noticed that the pot was nearly empty. As we were talking, he literally shook the last few drops out of the pot and into his mug. Then he just walked away. I was in mid-sentence and when I saw that I just stopped talking. He must have taken notice of the shocked/pissed look on my face and simply said:
"If I knew how to make more, I would. You wanna take care of that for me, big guy?"
One, don't call me big guy. Ever.
Two, this guy has a degree. A man with a degree is too ignorant to know how to make a pot of coffee. WTF?
DrummerDeanna
11-30-2006, 12:22 PM
^^
Yeah..the minute "big guy" came out of his mouth he needed to be struck.
mikeschmike
11-30-2006, 12:26 PM
^^
Yeah..the minute "big guy" came out of his mouth he needed to be struck.
i know! there's a lot of douchebag guys that work here, so I hear crap like that all of the time. Chief, sport, guy, buddy...all of them. But big guy is the absolute worst. :nod:
carrie721
11-30-2006, 12:28 PM
i know! there's a lot of douchebag guys that work here, so I hear crap like that all of the time. Chief, sport, guy, buddy...all of them. But big guy is the absolute worst. :nod:
ew, what is wrong with people? i hate being called "sweetie" and **** like that. happens all the time at work.
i am NOT a sweetie!
DrummerDeanna
11-30-2006, 12:28 PM
i know! there's a lot of douchebag guys that work here, so I hear crap like that all of the time. Chief, sport, guy, buddy...all of them. But big guy is the absolute worst. :nod:
All I can picture is a bunch of guys saying those thing whilst pointing and winking...ya know what I'm talking about? The point and wink? Do they do that...if so you may need to find employment elsewhere :p
mikeschmike
11-30-2006, 12:36 PM
All I can picture is a bunch of guys saying those thing whilst pointing and winking...ya know what I'm talking about? The point and wink? Do they do that...if so you may need to find employment elsewhere :p
Ha! Yeah, I've seen the point and wink. Of course, it's never directed at me. There used to be a guy here who always did the shooting thing with his hands. That was pretty unbearable.
Thank god I can get my coffee, go back to my desk, put on my headphones and drown those losers out.
DrummerDeanna
11-30-2006, 12:39 PM
Ha! Yeah, I've seen the point and wink. Of course, it's never directed at me. There used to be a guy here who always did the shooting thing with his hands. That was pretty unbearable.
Thank god I can get my coffee, go back to my desk, put on my headphones and drown those losers out.
Oh..that's what I'm talking about the "shooting thing" then a wink...that needs to be outlawed...as do the terms mentioned above...it's all just wrong...any ass slappers in the office?
mikeschmike
11-30-2006, 12:41 PM
ew, what is wrong with people? i hate being called "sweetie" and **** like that. happens all the time at work.
i am NOT a sweetie!
We know...:lol:
I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".
carrie721
11-30-2006, 12:42 PM
We know...:lol:
I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".
:laugh:
you can call me bitch anytime. :xoxo:
mikeschmike
11-30-2006, 12:43 PM
any ass slappers in the office?
i wish! er...i mean...no.
michelle2677
11-30-2006, 12:43 PM
Mike- do i sense a "crisis" on the rise? Get you own personal coffee maker and put a note "keep your fukcing hands OFF!" :D how'd i do? :laugh:
SuzeQuze
11-30-2006, 12:43 PM
We know...:lol:
I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".
:lol: I used to work with a receptionist who, when people called her honey or sweetie she would say something like, "okay then honey bun". :lol:
JazmenFlowers
11-30-2006, 12:44 PM
I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".
ahhh. my favorite.
I, personally, am so sick of people using their "favorite" words all the effing time.
like:
"out of an abundance of caution"
"ad nauseam"
"preserve the file"
the next person to say those 2 things may just get a "point and shoot"
carrie721
11-30-2006, 12:44 PM
:lol: I used to work with a receptionist who, when people called her honey or sweetie she would say something like, "okay then honey bun". :lol:
:laugh:
when guys are especially condescending at work, i call them studmuffin. :D
SuzeQuze
11-30-2006, 12:46 PM
:laugh:
when guys are especially condescending at work, i call them studmuffin. :D
Perfect!
I was watching Titanic and had forgotten the line about Freud's theories on the male preoccupation with size. Brilliant.
michelle2677
11-30-2006, 12:50 PM
We know...:lol:
I'm not too big on using terms of endearment. Except for "bitch".
im not either. Except for "darling". There's something sexy about it. But when used like "darlin'". nevermind :laugh:
mikeschmike
11-30-2006, 12:50 PM
Mike- do i sense a "crisis" on the rise? Get you own personal coffee maker and put a note "keep your fukcing hands OFF!" :D how'd i do? :laugh:
i would love to! i think i'm just going to pull a 9 to 5 and throw some "skinny and sweet" into their coffee.
that's good advice though. :xoxo:
mikeschmike
11-30-2006, 12:52 PM
im not either. Except for "darling". There's something sexy about it. But when used like "darlin'". nevermind :laugh:
okay, i do use that one. but only when it's deserved!
skcin
11-30-2006, 01:41 PM
Mike - Send a memo inviting everyone to an inservice. Title it "How to make a pot of coffee. Bitches." Make it mandatory.
I have issues with the people at work that use the treatment room here (open to everyone to do minor procedures like sutures & stuff) and leave it a mess. Sterile wrapping everywhere, table paper not replaced. And sorry to stereotype, but it really is always the male employees. :rolleyes: Bastards.
Nothing is more annoying than repeating the same thing 10 times & people still arguing with you. If it's a policy or state law, I can't do anything to change it. Ass.
DrummerDeanna
11-30-2006, 02:05 PM
Perfect!
I was watching Titanic and had forgotten the line about Freud's theories on the male preoccupation with size. Brilliant.
I don't know what's funnier..that you were watching Titanic or that line :p
I'm kidding, I actually love Titanic...in fact the special edition DVD is on my Christmas list :nod:
And that line? Is so funny - it always comes to mind when I see men in big huge Hummers and other SUVs...esp. if they're driving like assholes...
michelle2677
11-30-2006, 02:15 PM
okay, i do use that one. but only when it's deserved!
:angel: heehee....
i would love to! i think i'm just going to pull a 9 to 5 and throw some "skinny and sweet" into their coffee.
that's good advice though. :xoxo:
There ya go!! or change it to......decaf...blah....or...make it REAL strong...super coffee!!! I could go on forever. I love plotting revenge. :lol: It's my...."specialty" :D
carrie721
11-30-2006, 03:51 PM
not being able to find a ponytail holder even though you have 400 of them
being late to work because of it
having to go to work at all
DrummerDeanna
11-30-2006, 03:54 PM
not being able to find a ponytail holder even though you have 400 of them
being late to work because of it
having to go to work at all
Hey...you're teaching me all sorts of Ledge tricks today..didn't know how to make bullets....!!
having to work at all does suck....
Right now nothing in the world is more frustrating that dental insurance that won't pay a claim even though it's for such a common thing :mad:
wondergirl9847
11-30-2006, 04:19 PM
I DESPISE having to come up with something to eat everyday. It's a burden. I don't know what I want and I'm too picky anyways. I just wanna order another pizza (since it's snowing outside, cold and everyone stayed home today. Yay. :rolleyes: ), but I ordered one the other day. I eat it WAY too often these days. I am not a cook and I just hate it. :(
TheWILDheart
11-30-2006, 04:20 PM
the most annoying thing ever is when you can't find a pen and you need one but you're almost certain you saw one not 10 minutes ago whilst you were tidying up or just generally pottering around the house. ARGH!!
DrummerDeanna
11-30-2006, 04:21 PM
I DESPISE having to come up with something to eat everyday. It's a burden. I don't know what I want and I'm too picky anyways. I just wanna order another pizza (since it's snowing outside, cold and everyone stayed home today. Yay. :rolleyes: ), but I ordered one the other day. I eat it WAY too often these days. I am not a cook and I just hate it. :(
:lol: I was seriously just thinking that this week...how I hate that I have to keep coming up with things to eat every single day..it's a pain in the ass having to pack my lunch etc...
I could eat nothing but pizza and burgers and be happy - ok - actually I wouldn't be happy because I'd weigh 500 pounds...but the point being - I hear ya...
And I tend to get tired of food really fast too...so I'll find something I adore then tire of it in a month...then I'm back to square one...blah.
carrie721
12-01-2006, 12:03 AM
Hey...you're teaching me all sorts of Ledge tricks today..didn't know how to make bullets....!!
having to work at all does suck....
Right now nothing in the world is more frustrating that dental insurance that won't pay a claim even though it's for such a common thing :mad:
just call me the ledge guru. :laugh:
i hate insurance companies so. much.
Johnny Stew
12-01-2006, 12:08 AM
Nothing in the world is more frustrating than... people who come into the library mere minutes before closing time and then keep us an extra 20 minutes.
I don't get paid overtime you idiots, so drag your alcoholic ass out of the bar earlier if you want to "rent up some movies" before we close.
carrie721
12-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Nothing in the world is more frustrating than... people who come into the library mere minutes before closing time and then keep us an extra 20 minutes.
I don't get paid overtime you idiots, so drag your alcoholic ass out of the bar earlier if you want to "rent up some movies" before we close.
oh lord. i hate that. i used to work at the library, and we would have people hide in the bathrooms at night. wtf ... it's the library. :shrug:
Johnny Stew
12-01-2006, 12:17 AM
oh lord. i hate that. i used to work at the library, and we would have people hide in the bathrooms at night. wtf ... it's the library. :shrug:It's mind-boggling the things that people do.
We had to put our entire collection of DVDs in our office (which is already ultra-cramped), because when we did inventory earlier this year, we had 46 of them missing.
Now tell me why on Earth, when you can borrow a brand new movie completely FREE for an entire WEEK, you have to steal it?!? From a smalltown library with a limited budget no less.
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 12:23 AM
It's mind-boggling the things that people do.
We had to put our entire collection of DVDs in our office (which is already ultra-cramped), because when we did inventory earlier this year, we had 46 of them missing.
Now tell me why on Earth, when you can borrow a brand new movie completely FREE for an entire WEEK, you have to steal it?!? From a smalltown library with a limited budget no less.
And when you get these dvds back - does it look like someone has gone outside and just rubbed the thing all over the pavement? I always wonder what the hell people do to the DVDs to get them as junked up as the ones I've checked out - some of them won't even play anymore...
carrie721
12-01-2006, 12:26 AM
It's mind-boggling the things that people do.
We had to put our entire collection of DVDs in our office (which is already ultra-cramped), because when we did inventory earlier this year, we had 46 of them missing.
Now tell me why on Earth, when you can borrow a brand new movie completely FREE for an entire WEEK, you have to steal it?!? From a smalltown library with a limited budget no less.
46??? that's ridiculous. when i worked at our lib, we had to have all of our multimedia stuff behind lock and key for the same reason. our new library just opened in september, and there's much better security, so it's all out on the floor now, instead of being locked up. i hope it stays that way! i have a ton of respect for everyone who works at a library ... it's practically volunteer work! :laugh:
Johnny Stew
12-01-2006, 12:37 AM
And when you get these dvds back - does it look like someone has gone outside and just rubbed the thing all over the pavement?Ohhh yes. :mad:
They sometimes look like they were used as a substitute for the second slice of bread in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
It's ridiculous how little regard people have for someone else's property. When did we lose respect for others? When did we lose personal accountability? When did we become such uncouth, self-centered, disrespectful lowlifes?
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 12:42 AM
Ohhh yes. :mad:
They sometimes look like they were used as a substitute for the second slice of bread in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
It's ridiculous how little regard people have for someone else's property. When did we lose respect for others? When did we lose personal accountability? When did we become such uncouth, self-centered, disrespectful lowlifes?
That is so gross...but not surprising as I've seen quite a few mystery substances on dvds I've rented or checked out :distress:
And I'd love to give you answers to those questions, but I ask them myself everyday. It really is sad how little regard people seem to have for others...and others' property...but even in stores...the other day I was at Target and these two young boys were looking at DVDs...one knocked a bunch off the shelf...they just laughed, KICKED THEM ARUOND...and left the area...or there was the kid who was throwing a fit and tossing things around the toy aisle..they mom? Completely ignoring him...she didn't even pick the items up or make the brat do it....
It's a sad state and one of the many reasons I hate going out in public anymore.
Johnny Stew
12-01-2006, 12:44 AM
46??? that's ridiculous. when i worked at our lib, we had to have all of our multimedia stuff behind lock and key for the same reason.Yeah, unfortunately we learned the hard way that we can't trust people with the DVDs. What a damn shame.
i have a ton of respect for everyone who works at a library ... it's practically volunteer work! :laugh:Ain't that the truth! :laugh:
Despite my complaints though, I do actually love my job. There are just times when you want to pull your hair out!
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 12:59 AM
Nothing is more frustrating than having the hiccups
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 01:26 AM
^^
Ugh..you're right. I HATE hiccups..they're even worse when followed by burps..that sucks...
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 01:29 AM
^^
Ugh..you're right. I HATE hiccups..they're even worse when followed by burps..that sucks...
:laugh: or when you are trying to go over post operative instructions on a root canal treatment and you sound like you just chugged a case of beer :D
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 01:32 AM
:laugh: or when you are trying to go over post operative instructions on a root canal treatment and you sound like you just chugged a case of beer :D
Yeah...that sucks! Omg..I don't know what I'd do if I got the hiccups...great, one more thing for me to freak out about on what can go wrong on the air :p
Of course lately with my stomach problems it's been really hard to get through newscasts without burping...but I've managed to make it work :p
Miss Vicky
12-01-2006, 01:43 AM
Than having a young cat that keeps growing tumors. :(
Keeping my fingers crossed that this latest one is benign.
Will know tomorrow.
carrie721
12-01-2006, 01:45 AM
Than having a young cat that keeps growing tumors. :(
Keeping my fingers crossed that this latest one is benign.
Will know tomorrow.
how sad. :(
i hope the kitty is okay.
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 01:48 AM
That is sad..and I too hope the kitty is okay :(
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 01:50 AM
Than having a young cat that keeps growing tumors. :(
Keeping my fingers crossed that this latest one is benign.
Will know tomorrow.
keep us posted vicky. Good luck tomorrow :xoxo:
Miss Vicky
12-01-2006, 01:56 AM
how sad. :(
i hope the kitty is okay.
I found the lump about a week ago. It felt pretty superficial, but when the doctor went in to remove it today, he found that it was actually pretty deep and was very close to one of his lymph nodes.
It's only been 5 months since the last mass was removed.
carrie721
12-01-2006, 01:59 AM
I found the lump about a week ago. It felt pretty superficial, but when the doctor went in to remove it today, he found that it was actually pretty deep and was very close to one of his lymph nodes.
It's only been 5 months since the last mass was removed.
it's so hard to see an animal in pain. what's his/her name?
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 02:06 AM
I found the lump about a week ago. It felt pretty superficial, but when the doctor went in to remove it today, he found that it was actually pretty deep and was very close to one of his lymph nodes.
It's only been 5 months since the last mass was removed.
Oh geez..that's horrible..poor baby...how did the kitty react when the last mass was removed...?
Miss Vicky
12-01-2006, 02:35 AM
it's so hard to see an animal in pain. what's his/her name?
Tiny.
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The lump didn't seem to be painful but I'm not one to take chances. It's always something with this guy. If he's not growing lumps, he's getting into fights or something else goes wrong.
JazmenFlowers
12-01-2006, 09:48 AM
Than having a young cat that keeps growing tumors. :(
Keeping my fingers crossed that this latest one is benign.
Will know tomorrow.
my thoughts are with you and Tiny.
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 11:47 AM
Getting kissies from you dog (sweet) then realizing he just ate a pile of **** (fukcing sick)
carrie721
12-01-2006, 11:48 AM
Getting kissies from you dog (sweet) then realizing he just ate a pile of **** (fukcing sick)
paaaaahahahahaha!!! oh i lurve doggies. i miss my cat but i'm glad we don't have that goddamn litter box anymore. :rolleyes: :eek:
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 11:55 AM
paaaaahahahahaha!!! oh i lurve doggies. i miss my cat but i'm glad we don't have that goddamn litter box anymore. :rolleyes: :eek:
keep laughing. his **** is packed and on the next bus outta here to stay with you for the weekend. You need to pick him up at 2:25. Oh and its the gray one so you'll know when he gets off! :laugh:
carrie721
12-01-2006, 11:59 AM
keep laughing. his **** is packed and on the next bus outta here to stay with you for the weekend. You need to pick him up at 2:25. Oh and its the gray one so you'll know when he gets off! :laugh:
heehee ... is it max or murray? i just need to know so i can have his new bed embroidered with his name on it. hope you don't want him back! :wavey:
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 02:45 PM
heehee ... is it max or murray? i just need to know so i can have his new bed embroidered with his name on it. hope you don't want him back! :wavey:
it's max....you have to cover his eyes to trim his toenails. He hates cuddling, but loves licking. If you pick him up, he goes limp and whimpers. Oh. When you let him out-there has to be a table nearby. This is so he can run between the legs as he's running for the door (the dog is crazy....I thought this was just a coincidence, but then I backed up, and he did it again.) His eye on the left is 1/2 blue and it's referred to as his "evil" eye. He's sensitive about it. :laugh: he's not completely potty trained (even though he's 2) he's been called everything (by other people) from old, ugly, pitiful (my favorite) weird and crazy. What he lacks in brains and looks he makes up for in personality!!! he's all yours!!! I'll go ahead and send a return box though. You're gonna need it!!! :nod: :laugh:
carrie721
12-01-2006, 07:06 PM
it's max....you have to cover his eyes to trim his toenails. He hates cuddling, but loves licking. If you pick him up, he goes limp and whimpers. Oh. When you let him out-there has to be a table nearby. This is so he can run between the legs as he's running for the door (the dog is crazy....I thought this was just a coincidence, but then I backed up, and he did it again.) His eye on the left is 1/2 blue and it's referred to as his "evil" eye. He's sensitive about it. :laugh: he's not completely potty trained (even though he's 2) he's been called everything (by other people) from old, ugly, pitiful (my favorite) weird and crazy. What he lacks in brains and looks he makes up for in personality!!! he's all yours!!! I'll go ahead and send a return box though. You're gonna need it!!! :nod: :laugh:
:laugh:
max sounds like he'll fit right in with my dysfunctional zoo. oh, and my dogs too. :]
and don't worry ... as you already know, my 5-year-old terrier isn't completely potty trained. :rolleyes:
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 10:36 PM
:laugh:
max sounds like he'll fit right in with my dysfunctional zoo. oh, and my dogs too. :]
and don't worry ... as you already know, my 5-year-old terrier isn't completely potty trained. :rolleyes:
perfect! Hows it going so far. Ya know. Since you picked him up @ 2:25?
carrie721
12-01-2006, 11:15 PM
perfect! Hows it going so far. Ya know. Since you picked him up @ 2:25?
um, great! yep. just great.
*speeds off to henderson*
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 11:25 PM
um, great! yep. just great.
*speeds off to henderson*
:shocked: you forGOT to pick him up!? Poor little maxer poo. oh my god. I just remembered something. Haha. Re murray and "nothing is more frustrating than" :laugh:
carrie721
12-01-2006, 11:26 PM
:shocked: you forGOT to pick him up!? Poor little maxer poo. oh my god. I just remembered something. Haha. Re murray and "nothing is more frustrating than" :laugh:
does this have something to do with poo? :eek:
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 11:33 PM
does this have something to do with poo? :eek:
no worse. Check your pm's. I cant bring myself to post it in public. sober anyway :laugh: :lol:
carrie721
12-01-2006, 11:35 PM
no worse. Check your pm's. I cant bring myself to post it in public. sober anyway :laugh: :lol:
hahahahaha.
well next time you're a little loaded i'm going to bring that up because it's f*cking funny.
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 11:39 PM
hahahahaha.
well next time you're a little loaded i'm going to bring that up because it's f*cking funny.
actually i dont really care. I just dont want anyone to get offended :lol:
carrie721
12-01-2006, 11:41 PM
actually i dont really care. I just dont want anyone to get offended :lol:
:laugh: ;)
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 11:45 PM
:laugh: ;)
WHAT!? :laugh: between that and bop. Im dying :laugh:
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 11:47 PM
no worse. Check your pm's. I cant bring myself to post it in public. sober anyway :laugh: :lol:
YOu can't do that to us.....I wanna hear a gross story involving something worse than poo!!
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 11:50 PM
YOu can't do that to us.....I wanna hear a gross story involving something worse than poo!!
its not gross...really. Its just HIGHLY embarassing!. I cant believe im getting ready to say this. do not read if you get offended easily. :laugh:
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 11:53 PM
its not gross...really. Its just HIGHLY embarassing!. I cant believe im getting ready to say this. do not read if you get offended easily. :laugh:
I don't get offended easily.....but I'm way nosy :D
irishgrl
12-01-2006, 11:55 PM
I don't get offended easily.....but I'm way nosy :D
arent we all?
michelle2677
12-01-2006, 11:56 PM
Ahem :looking for alcohol: do you remember your "things you call your pets. Or say to them etc"? Murray is known as the orgasm slayer. About 5 years ago this guy was...ahem. Doing his "service" and all of a sudden when it got good murray started drinking out of the toilet. Loudly. didnt need the sound effects :laugh:
ontheEdgeof17
12-01-2006, 11:57 PM
arent we all?
..but for D, it's her job....literally. :xoxo:
DrummerDeanna
12-01-2006, 11:58 PM
Ahem :looking for alcohol: do you remember your "things you call your pets. Or say to them etc"? Murray is known as the orgasm slayer. About 5 years ago this guy was...ahem. Doing his "service" and all of a sudden when it got good murray started drinking out of the toilet. Loudly. didnt need the soune effects :laugh:
:lol: :lol: Oh man....when you set up the scenario I thought it was totally going to be like the story from 40 Year Old Virgin..where the dude is "doing his thang" and the chick's dog starts licking his ass :lol:
But yeah...that's pretty funny.....hmm....we should start an amusing sex stories thread...though that is probably not appropriate for The Ledge :laugh:
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:00 AM
Jesus where did all these people come from? I thought only the 3 of us were the only ones that read this thread :laugh:
DrummerDeanna
12-02-2006, 12:01 AM
Jesus where did all these people come from? I thought only the 3 of us were the only ones that read this thread :laugh:
SURPRISE....you'd be surprised how many people humiliation can bring out of hiding :p
irishgrl
12-02-2006, 12:04 AM
SURPRISE....you'd be surprised how many people humiliation can bring out of hiding :p
WHO THE HELL IS HUMILIATED? I just wanna have fun.......
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:05 AM
SURPRISE....you'd be surprised how many people humiliation can bring out of hiding :p
no ****. Well there's my story. Anyone else with humiliating stories? I have more but i dont want to be a spotlight hog :lol:
DrummerDeanna
12-02-2006, 12:13 AM
no ****. Well there's my story. Anyone else with humiliating stories? I have more but i dont want to be a spotlight hog :lol:
The most disturbing story I have...my ex-boyfriend and I were playing hide the canoli...but I kept feeling something tickling my ear...his hands were accounted for - so I just gets sort of trying to push back hair...which is what I thought was the culprit...
Ok...then....and I STILL shudder....a fu**ing roach crawls across my shoulder onto my chest....I FREAKED OUT...jumped out of bed, put all clothes back on (after vigorously shaking them out) and then made him clean his room :lol:
I'm still traumatized by this story....and it still gives me the willies...
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:17 AM
The most disturbing story I have...my ex-boyfriend and I were playing hide the canoli...but I kept feeling something tickling my ear...his hands were accounted for - so I just gets sort of trying to push back hair...which is what I thought was the culprit...
Ok...then....and I STILL shudder....a fu**ing roach crawls across my shoulder onto my chest....I FREAKED OUT...jumped out of bed, put all clothes back on (after vigorously shaking them out) and then made him clean his room :lol:
I'm still traumatized by this story....and it still gives me the willies...
:laugh::lol: yeah. Thats pretty bad!
irishgrl
12-02-2006, 12:17 AM
ahhhhh, come ON!!! game over and thats that........right?
DrummerDeanna
12-02-2006, 12:19 AM
Well I got no more...that's the worst one and the most amusing....:lol:
Anyway....lets see...I fell again today...that was pretty embarassing...2 years in the cold, snow and ice of Rochester I never fell once...it snows once here and I'm falling all over the damn place....:distress:
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:21 AM
^with murray i yelled at him then got back down to business :laugh: are you going to spill?
DrummerDeanna
12-02-2006, 12:24 AM
^with murray i yelled at him then got back down to business :laugh: are you going to spill?
:laugh: :laugh: yeah....it's hard to get back to business after your biggest fear walks across your chest....omg I HATE roaches...hate.
spill what?
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:33 AM
:laugh: :laugh: yeah....it's hard to get back to business after your biggest fear walks across your chest....omg I HATE roaches...hate.
spill what?
sorry-meant that for mary:D
DrummerDeanna
12-02-2006, 12:52 AM
sorry-meant that for mary:D
Oh :lol:
In that case..yeah...SPILL! :p
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:39 PM
^^yeah-she was quick to jump in and tell us about OURS!!! :p
o.k. new "nothing is more frustrating than"
driving downtown, and realized you are driving down the exact street where the Christmas parade took place immediately before you got there. Wondering what that......stuff is in the middle of the road, getting up on it and then rolling over horse ****. That's all I have so far.
I have a baby shower to go to this afternoon, so I'm sure there'll be more to come!! :nod:
carrie721
12-02-2006, 12:41 PM
^^yeah-she was quick to jump in and tell us about OURS!!! :p
o.k. new "nothing is more frustrating than"
driving downtown, and realized you are driving down the exact street where the Christmas parade took place immediately before you got there. Wondering what that......stuff is in the middle of the road, getting up on it and then rolling over horse ****. That's all I have so far.
I have a baby shower to go to this afternoon, so I'm sure there'll be more to come!! :nod:
i hate baby showers. i hope none of my friends ever have babies. :laugh:
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:43 PM
ALL of mine are pregnant.
in august I had 6 people that I'm pretty close to that were pregnant. I thought it was 5...nope...6.
carrie721
12-02-2006, 12:43 PM
ALL of mine are pregnant.
in august I had 6 people that I'm pretty close to that were pregnant. I thought it was 5...nope...6.
holy crap. :eek:
people need to stop procreating!!!
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:44 PM
holy crap. :eek:
people need to stop procreating!!!
NO ****!!! :laugh: you hate baby showers...I hate...babies....:o
not really. But I dont' like them. :laugh:
carrie721
12-02-2006, 12:46 PM
NO ****!!! :laugh: you hate baby showers...I hate...babies....:o
not really. But I dont' like them. :laugh:
haha. no creepy twice-baked-potato-lookin'-things for you? (that's how my friend described her younger sister when she was born. :laugh: ) i love babies. but i don't plan on having any of my own!
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:48 PM
haha. no creepy twice-baked-potato-lookin'-things for you? (that's how my friend described her younger sister when she was born. :laugh: ) i love babies. but i don't plan on having any of my own!
eh...just give me a puppy and I'll be happy!!! :D:nod:
carrie721
12-02-2006, 12:48 PM
eh...just give me a puppy and I'll be happy!!! :D:nod:
i've got 3 ... you want?
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:54 PM
i've got 3 ... you want?
4 including max. :p and I would take all the dogs in the world if I could. I love them!!:angel:
carrie721
12-02-2006, 12:55 PM
4 including max. :p and I would take all the dogs in the world if I could. I love them!!:angel:
oh right. max! of course. :D
he and smidge are getting along great. although ONE of them peed on the floor this morning. :laugh:
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 12:58 PM
oh right. max! of course. :D
he and smidge are getting along great. although ONE of them peed on the floor this morning. :laugh:
:lol: :lol: :laugh: :laugh:
I wouldn't doubt it if it WERE max. just bust his ass. he's used to it:lol:
carrie721
12-02-2006, 12:59 PM
:lol: :lol: :laugh: :laugh:
I wouldn't doubt it if it WERE max. just bust his ass. he's used to it:lol:
apparently i don't carry as much clout as you do with max ... he just gave me the finger! :eek:
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 01:01 PM
apparently i don't carry as much clout as you do with max ... he just gave me the finger! :eek:
yep!!! that's max!!! he'll get better. When I first brought him home, he would pee in the house, I would rub his nose in it and whip him. THat little **** would turn around and bark at me! He's defiant. :nod:
carrie721
12-02-2006, 01:04 PM
yep!!! that's max!!! he'll get better. When I first brought him home, he would pee in the house, I would rub his nose in it and whip him. THat little **** would turn around and bark at me! He's defiant. :nod:
:laugh:
if he gets really bad, i'll just feed him to sadie ... she don't take **** from no-body! :D
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 01:10 PM
:laugh:
if he gets really bad, i'll just feed him to sadie ... she don't take **** from no-body! :D
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: that'll teach him!! Which one is sadie?? the one with 1 eye??
carrie721
12-02-2006, 01:13 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: that'll teach him!! Which one is sadie?? the one with 1 eye??
yep, that's sadie. she's a pirate ... he'll learn soon enough. :D
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 01:17 PM
yep, that's sadie. she's a pirate ... he'll learn soon enough. :D
ha ha!!! Good for her!!! But she'll have to watch out. He likes to "herd" :laugh:
carrie721
12-02-2006, 01:20 PM
ha ha!!! Good for her!!! But she'll have to watch out. He likes to "herd" :laugh:
lol ... sadie hasn't "watched" out for anything in years. ;)
michelle2677
12-02-2006, 09:31 PM
:laugh: carrie-just to let you know what you're getting yourself into with max-i have a pic for you. :laugh: cant post it @ the moment so i can either text it to you (pm me your #) or i'll post tomorrow :thumbsup:
michelle2677
12-03-2006, 11:00 PM
I know this is going to sound stupid but it gets on my ever loving nerve when people say"bless you" after a sneeze. It may have to do with the fact that i sneeze 20 times and it gets old. Why do we still say it? To be polite? Eh. Its lost its meaning imo :shrug:
carrie721
12-03-2006, 11:02 PM
I know this is going to sound stupid but it gets on my ever loving nerve when people say"bless you" after a sneeze. It may have to do with the fact that i sneeze 20 times and it gets old. Why do we still say it? To be polite? Eh. Its lost its meaning imo :shrug:
i sneeze a million times a day. nobody says bless you anymore, they just laugh at me. :laugh:
michelle2677
12-03-2006, 11:08 PM
i sneeze a million times a day. nobody says bless you anymore, they just laugh at me. :laugh:
my dumbass friends keep saying it. I think "please stop sneezing to make them stop". Its just more of a habit than anything-to say it. And id rather not. Im going to start a club :laugh:
carrie721
12-03-2006, 11:09 PM
my dumbass friends keep saying it. I think "please stop sneezing to make them stop". Its just more of a habit than anything-to say it. And id rather not. Im going to start a club :laugh:
let's start a trend of saying "f*ck you" every time someone sneezes instead. :laugh:
michelle2677
12-03-2006, 11:14 PM
let's start a trend of saying "f*ck you" every time someone sneezes instead. :laugh:
:laugh: *grandma sneezes* FUKC YOU! !
carrie721
12-03-2006, 11:23 PM
:laugh: *grandma sneezes* FUKC YOU! !
"what??"
"gesundheit, grandma ... i said gesundheit!"
:D
michelle2677
12-03-2006, 11:34 PM
"what??"
"gesundheit, grandma ... i said gesundheit!"
:D
lmfao! Except mine can hear. Really well. Haha.
DrummerDeanna
12-03-2006, 11:36 PM
^^
Do either of you watch Seinfeld? There's an episode about this very issue...
And they decide that instead of bless you when someone sneezes they say, "you are so good looking" :lol:
Me and my friends used to do that...it totally freaks people out but it's hilarious and way less annoying than the same old "bless you"
carrie721
12-03-2006, 11:38 PM
lmfao! Except mine can hear. Really well. Haha.
mine too. :laugh:
hey, you left the drunkfest!
carrie721
12-03-2006, 11:39 PM
^^
Do either of you watch Seinfeld? There's an episode about this very issue...
And they decide that instead of bless you when someone sneezes they say, "you are so good looking" :lol:
Me and my friends used to do that...it totally freaks people out but it's hilarious and way less annoying than the same old "bless you"
lol! that must be one of the few episodes i've never seen ...
DrummerDeanna
12-03-2006, 11:44 PM
lol! that must be one of the few episodes i've never seen ...
You're kidding! Actually I can't think of anything else that happens in the episode - except for that...but it's very funny..."You're sooo good looking..."
Can't find any clips on YouTube...darn.
michelle2677
12-03-2006, 11:47 PM
I actually hate that show :o :angel:
DrummerDeanna
12-03-2006, 11:48 PM
I actually hate that show :o :angel:
:laugh: :laugh: oh...sorry...heh....well they do address the bless you thing...:o
Do you get lots of **** for hating that show? You do realize you're like the only one ;)?
ontheEdgeof17
12-03-2006, 11:52 PM
I actually hate that show :o :angel:
Agreed. It sucks.
Why do people like it? It's stupid.
michelle2677
12-03-2006, 11:53 PM
:laugh: :laugh: oh...sorry...heh....well they do address the bless you thing...:o
Do you get lots of **** for hating that show? You do realize you're like the only one ;)?
well no one else i know likes it. I dunno. I think i just dont "get it " ya know? I wish i did :shrug:
DrummerDeanna
12-03-2006, 11:55 PM
^^
Oh. :o And Curtis hate it..damn.
I didn't get it for the longest time, then I don't know what happened, guess I fell under it's spell...I haven't actually watched it in years - but that sneeze thing is something my friends and I adopted...so you're conversation reminded me of that lol...
irishgrl
12-03-2006, 11:56 PM
waiting. when you're short on patience. Nuff said.
michelle2677
12-04-2006, 01:24 AM
^^
Oh. :o And Curtis hate it..damn.
I didn't get it for the longest time, then I don't know what happened, guess I fell under it's spell...I haven't actually watched it in years - but that sneeze thing is something my friends and I adopted...so you're conversation reminded me of that lol...
maybe i need to watch it more then. I remember being that way with sex and the city. Wondering what all the fuss is all about. I def need to see this particular episode:nod:
michelle2677
12-04-2006, 01:28 AM
Agreed. It sucks.
Why do people like it? It's stupid.
:shrug: ya got me. We are just so fabulous that we cannot sink to that level :laugh: now excuse me... I am missing my fav episode of jerry springer :lol: im kidding. Teehee
SuzeQuze
12-04-2006, 09:22 AM
well no one else i know likes it. I dunno. I think i just dont "get it " ya know? I wish i did :shrug:
Maybe you just don't care to watch a foursome of vapid jerks and their antics? :lol: I never got into it cuz it was opposite Melrose. But I also found the characters really annoying, especially Jerry who I can barely watch. And the stand up at the end was NEVER funny. Barf.
DrummerDeanna
12-04-2006, 01:05 PM
Maybe you just don't care to watch a foursome of vapid jerks and their antics? :lol: I never got into it cuz it was opposite Melrose. But I also found the characters really annoying, especially Jerry who I can barely watch. And the stand up at the end was NEVER funny. Barf.
I agree - I can't stand his stand-up..I've never found him funny in that venue - but on Seinfeld? He alone isn't hilarious -and the characters are shallow and overall unlikeable - BUT the way they work together and with the situations and city is what makes the show for me :nod:
michelle2677
12-04-2006, 07:02 PM
new nothing I hate more than:
O.k. I usually get around...oh....5-6 spam per day.
I JUST checked my email YESTERDAY....deleted them..YESTERDAY...
157:shocked: can this be serious?? what the hell??
and some of them were dated back in oct. But they weren't there yesterday....:shrug:
carrie721
12-04-2006, 07:06 PM
new nothing I hate more than:
O.k. I usually get around...oh....5-6 spam per day.
I JUST checked my email YESTERDAY....deleted them..YESTERDAY...
157:shocked: can this be serious?? what the hell??
and some of them were dated back in oct. But they weren't there yesterday....:shrug:
how weird ... i read this, and went and checked my email, and i just got an email ... from yesterday. wtf?
michelle2677
12-04-2006, 07:10 PM
how weird ... i read this, and went and checked my email, and i just got an email ... from yesterday. wtf?
do you have gmail??
one time, i got an email from MYSELF at...like...4:00 in the morning. First mistake. I sure as hell am not sending myself something at that hour. On a weeknight.... Second. It was just..numbers.
like 546974
that's it. Sent it to a friend of mine and he said it originated in poland. POLAND?? wtf?? so I have a polish stalker. :shrug: glad somebody's stepping up....:laugh:
carrie721
12-04-2006, 07:12 PM
do you have gmail??
one time, i got an email from MYSELF at...like...4:00 in the morning. First mistake. I sure as hell am not sending myself something at that hour. On a weeknight.... Second. It was just..numbers.
like 546974
that's it. Sent it to a friend of mine and he said it originated in poland. POLAND?? wtf?? so I have a polish stalker. :shrug: glad somebody's stepping up....:laugh:
lol ... wtf. i do have gmail! what's going on over there at google...
michelle2677
12-04-2006, 07:14 PM
lol ... wtf. i do have gmail! what's going on over there at google...
those slackers!! They have made their millions. They don't give a ****:lol:
on edit. How sad is it that I have your phone number before your email addy?? :laugh:
carrie721
12-04-2006, 07:18 PM
those slackers!! They have made their millions. They don't give a ****:lol:
on edit. How sad is it that I have your phone number before your email addy?? :laugh:
heeheehee.
[email protected], hooker. :p
michelle2677
12-04-2006, 07:24 PM
heeheehee.
[email protected], hooker. :p
[email protected]
:lol: :lol: :lol: I am F*CKING crying over here....!!!!!!
carrie721
12-04-2006, 07:25 PM
[email protected]
:lol: :lol: :lol: I am F*CKING crying over here....!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
we're such freaks. :lol: :lol:
michelle2677
12-04-2006, 07:27 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
we're such freaks. :lol: :lol:
:laugh: it's a wonder we have any friends in the real world.....
or here for that matter:lol:
DrummerDeanna
12-04-2006, 07:39 PM
^^
It is a wonder you are both FREAKS! I'm so happy to be so completely normal and free of freakishness :p
michelle2677
12-04-2006, 07:41 PM
^^
It is a wonder you are both FREAKS! I'm so happy to be so completely normal and free of freakishness :p
honey.
don't EVEN try to act like you're the innocent one!!! :lol:
carrie721
12-04-2006, 07:47 PM
honey.
don't EVEN try to act like you're the innocent one!!! :lol:
for real! :laugh:
mikeschmike
01-17-2007, 05:32 PM
I'm dusting off this thread one more time.
Nothing is more frustrating then one of your closest friends giving you the "when are you going to find somebody?" speech. What do I look like, a magic ****ing 8 ball? How the hell should I know?
I suppose it's not the actual question that pisses me off. It's all the **** that gets conjured up by that question. **** that I don't particularily want to think about. What happens is that I start asking myself the question.
"Hmm, yeah, when AM I going to find somebody? Why is it so difficult. What's wrong with me?"
Then before you know it I am feeling lonely/sorry for myself, which isn't a very good time. All because of a stupid question.
So yeah. Frustrating.
SuzeQuze
01-17-2007, 05:39 PM
I'm dusting off this thread one more time.
Nothing is more frustrating then one of your closest friends giving you the "when are you going to find somebody?" speech. What do I look like, a magic ****ing 8 ball? How the hell should I know?
I suppose it's not the actual question that pisses me off. It's all the **** that gets conjured up by that question. **** that I don't particularily want to think about. What happens is that I start asking myself the question.
"Hmm, yeah, when AM I going to find somebody? Why is it so difficult. What's wrong with me?"
Then before you know it I am feeling lonely/sorry for myself, which isn't a very good time. All because of a stupid question.
So yeah. Frustrating.
Kick that "friend" in the ass. My Mom and Dad are both sending me guys' numbers all of a sudden. :rolleyes:
amber
01-17-2007, 05:44 PM
I'm dusting off this thread one more time.
Nothing is more frustrating then one of your closest friends giving you the "when are you going to find somebody?" speech. What do I look like, a magic ****ing 8 ball? How the hell should I know?
I suppose it's not the actual question that pisses me off. It's all the **** that gets conjured up by that question. **** that I don't particularily want to think about. What happens is that I start asking myself the question.
"Hmm, yeah, when AM I going to find somebody? Why is it so difficult. What's wrong with me?"
Then before you know it I am feeling lonely/sorry for myself, which isn't a very good time. All because of a stupid question.
So yeah. Frustrating.
What kind of weird friend says that to you, let alone having a whole speech about it? Don't feel bad. I mean, what's it to him, anyways?
Also, I like when my friends aren't as paired up, it means they get to do more stuff with me. Hey, maybe that is it, do you do too much stuff with your friend, and he is trying to ditch you? :laugh:
JK. :xoxo:
bretonbanquet
01-17-2007, 05:49 PM
What do I look like, a magic ****ing 8 ball? How the hell should I know?
I just cracked up at that :laugh: I hope I remember that next time some dullard asks me that question :rolleyes: :D
wondergirl9847
01-17-2007, 05:52 PM
I can't count how many times I've heard "When are you getting married and having children, Christy?" I hear that at every wedding/baby shower. I didn't go to one of my cousin's baby showers once and I get THIS from my aunt..."Well, when you have a baby, we won't come to your shower."
Okee.
I'm not a kid-person, so it will probably NEVER happen anyway.
They had a story on the news last night about single women in America. More and more women are independent and aren't looking for a man to "complete their life". :thumbsup:
I'm not saying that being married is bad or anything, but, me never having had a real boyfriend before...being single is just not a big deal to me. LOL Plus, being an only child...I'm used to being by myself and liking it..to the dismay of my mother. :laugh:
mikeschmike
01-17-2007, 06:02 PM
What kind of weird friend says that to you, let alone having a whole speech about it? Don't feel bad. I mean, what's it to him, anyways?
Also, I like when my friends aren't as paired up, it means they get to do more stuff with me. Hey, maybe that is it, do you do too much stuff with your friend, and he is trying to ditch you? :laugh:
JK. :xoxo:
I don't know why she would've brought it up so suddenly. It was all so random really. She just went right into it. Must've been really bothering her or something...:shrug: :D
Hopefully she wasn't trying to ditch me. She's not one to hold back on much (obviously) so if she wanted to get rid of me she would've said so. At least I would hope so.
amber
01-17-2007, 06:10 PM
I don't know why she would've brought it up so suddenly. It was all so random really. She just went right into it. Must've been really bothering her or something...:shrug: :D
Hopefully she wasn't trying to ditch me. She's not one to hold back on much (obviously) so if she wanted to get rid of me she would've said so. At least I would hope so.
Oh, it's a girl. :rolleyes: Hehehehe. Ostensibly she's concerned that you will be alone forever, and that you must have someone in your life in order to be happy, and she wants you to be happy.
mikeschmike
01-17-2007, 06:14 PM
They had a story on the news last night about single women in America. More and more women are independent and aren't looking for a man to "complete their life". :thumbsup:
That's great. Of course that number could be inflated thanks to Carrie's hardcore lesbian recruiting ways. :wavey:
Man, if your aunts were that intent on making a point not to go to a shower, then you're better off. Bitchy people usually are lousy at gift giving. That's assuming you ever feel the need to have a wedding/baby shower. And damn it Christy, when ARE you getting married? :laugh:
HomerMcvie
01-17-2007, 06:21 PM
Some people just can't STAND to be alone, and can't fathom how you can be.
It must be HELL, not arguing with someone all the time, and listening to kids screaming at the top of their lungs.;)
carrie721
01-17-2007, 06:31 PM
I'm dusting off this thread one more time.
Nothing is more frustrating then one of your closest friends giving you the "when are you going to find somebody?" speech. What do I look like, a magic ****ing 8 ball? How the hell should I know?
I suppose it's not the actual question that pisses me off. It's all the **** that gets conjured up by that question. **** that I don't particularily want to think about. What happens is that I start asking myself the question.
"Hmm, yeah, when AM I going to find somebody? Why is it so difficult. What's wrong with me?"
Then before you know it I am feeling lonely/sorry for myself, which isn't a very good time. All because of a stupid question.
So yeah. Frustrating.
what the hell kind of moron would say something retarded like that? gag me.
god i hate people. sorry your friend is (apparently) a douchebag.
BTFLCHLD
01-17-2007, 06:37 PM
Some people just can't STAND to be alone they hate themselves. :nod:
mikeschmike
01-17-2007, 06:46 PM
what the hell kind of moron would say something retarded like that? gag me.
god i hate people. sorry your friend is (apparently) a douchebag.
It is pretty messed up. Retarded? Probably.
DrummerDeanna
01-17-2007, 06:51 PM
Her intentions were probably good - like someone said, she probably can't fathom (or is afraid of) being alone and therefore holds everyone up to the "you have to have someone to be happy" thing...
she just wants you to be happy - though she's judging her view of happy :rolleyes:
I'm getting this from my mom of all people. She's starting the "old maid" references and keeps telling me to find someone...male or female, if I love them she'll love them blah blah blah....but I know she just wants me to be happy - though she's going about showing it in the most annoying and maddening way.
michelle2677
01-17-2007, 06:53 PM
I'm dusting off this thread one more time.
Nothing is more frustrating then one of your closest friends giving you the "when are you going to find somebody?" speech. What do I look like, a magic ****ing 8 ball? How the hell should I know?
I suppose it's not the actual question that pisses me off. It's all the **** that gets conjured up by that question. **** that I don't particularily want to think about. What happens is that I start asking myself the question.
"Hmm, yeah, when AM I going to find somebody? Why is it so difficult. What's wrong with me?"
Then before you know it I am feeling lonely/sorry for myself, which isn't a very good time. All because of a stupid question.
So yeah. Frustrating.
I would never ask you that question. You've already found me-we just need to go to vegas :laugh: ;) I'm kidding of course. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you-but I'm biased. But ****. If that were a true friend, they would be setting you up with someone, or helping you meet people :shrug:
It will pass darlin' :xoxo:
wondergirl9847
01-17-2007, 07:10 PM
And damn it Christy, when ARE you getting married? :laugh:
You WANT me to slap you when I meet you someday...dontcha?
:laugh:
mikeschmike
01-17-2007, 09:28 PM
she just wants you to be happy - though she's judging her view of happy :rolleyes:
exactly. see and the wierd thing is that 99% of the time i know that people mean well and i just take their comments for what they are. but some days i'm feeling a little down for whatever reason and comments like hers definitely DO NOT help. thanks for the kind words though. :wavey:
You WANT me to slap you when I meet you someday...dontcha?
:xoxo: just not in my pretty pretty face please.
mikeschmike
01-17-2007, 09:30 PM
If that were a true friend, they would be setting you up with someone, or helping you meet people :shrug:
aint that the truth?! i'll mention that next time i talk to her.
and honestly now, i'm pretty much over what she said. it was just horrific timing on her part.
michelle2677
01-17-2007, 10:45 PM
aint that the truth?! i'll mention that next time i talk to her.
and honestly now, i'm pretty much over what she said. it was just horrific timing on her part.
i know. That happens to me too. But you already knew that ;) capes and boots,bitches! Get this man some capes and boots! :laugh:
skcin
01-18-2007, 12:44 PM
...She's starting the "old maid" references...
Aren't you, like, 26? :laugh: Jesus!
I think it sucks that people have this preconceived notion of what's "normal" or not. What does it metter to them if you want to live alone for the rest of your life? If you want to do that, and if you're happy, then what's the problem? Slap some sense into that bitch you call a friend, Mike! :nod:
It doesn't just happen to single people either. For years, Mark & I were hounded constantly by everyone we knew - family, friends, coworkers, etc. "When are you going to get married?" We'd tell them "We're not." It never ended there, it always continued with "Why? How come? Doesn't he want to? Don't you want kids?" Um, no, we just don't feel the need to get married just to please you people. We did it when we felt like it - on our 10 year anniversary. :laugh: And just to rub it in, we ran away & eloped & didn't tell any of them until we got back. Bitches.
Now it's the kid thing. :rolleyes: "Don't you want kids? When are you having a baby? You don't have much time, you know." OK, thanks, I'll keep that in mind. That at 31, my eggs are drying up as I type this & if I don't get knocked up right now, I won't ever be able t if I ever change my mind. Ack!
SuzeQuze
01-18-2007, 12:49 PM
The people in my family have such a bad track record relationshipwise that no one says a thing to me. They may ask if I'm seeing someone or whatever but they never make me feel odd for not being married. None of their first marriages worked! Some of their second marriages also failed. Okay, TMI. ;)
amber
01-18-2007, 02:05 PM
How 'bout when you just get back from a Lindsey concert at midnight and discover that you have locked yourself out? Your ride has driven off already, of course. Then, you proceed to look for your spare key all over your friend's house (who isn't home, and when you ride your bike up to the AM/PM to call her, because you don't have your goddamned cell phone, she doesn't answer), who you've asked for the key back but not gotten it. Then after a loooong time decide to find a screwdriver instead of the key so you can dismantle your doorknob. After a million more years, you find a screwdriver in some drawer behind a bed.
Then you spend the next half hour bending the brass plate around your door knob and digging out the wood on your door surrounding the knob, which thankfully was already dug out quite a bit from the last time (all with a screwdriver, of course). Then you poke around inside the fricking lock forever, not getting anything to move, using only the tiny light that you keep on your keychain and that you have to press really hard to keep on to see inside the tiny space. Finally, as fatigue takes over around 2am and you almost decide to stop and just go sleep at your friend's house...a strategic tap on the back of the inside of the knob...and the other side of the lock yields and you are able to turn it and get in!! Only 2 hours after you first arrived home. Hurrah. My cats loyally kept me company on the porch, intermittently whining and playing around while I was trying to do sh*t.
Add to that the fact that you never take that one key off the keychain, and only did so last sunday so you could go on your massive 2 hour hill hike without carrying a bunch of jangly stuff, because you were planning on jogging a bit. Add to that that you have been telling yourself since Sunday "you better put that key back on the chain, you're gonna forget and lock yourself out! It's not that serious, though, Khrista has my other key".
So, that is pretty frustrating. I would think. For instance. :laugh:
skcin
01-18-2007, 02:11 PM
^ Yes, I would agree. How was the show? :D
estranged4life
01-18-2007, 02:15 PM
The people in my family have such a bad track record relationshipwise that no one says a thing to me. They may ask if I'm seeing someone or whatever but they never make me feel odd for not being married. None of their first marriages worked! Some of their second marriages also failed. Okay, TMI. ;)
sure ya aint related to me? My family members (Siblings only) have all been married at least 2 times (Hell some of my Uncles/Aunts have also been maried multiple times) so I dont ask or listen for any relationship suggestions since Deb & myself have NO PROBLEMS at all.
amber
01-18-2007, 02:15 PM
^ Yes, I would agree. How was the show? :D
Very good. He closed with Steal Your Heart Away instead of the usual, and I love that song of course. He was layed back and jokey. But during his speech before Red Rover, he was going through it, and Deb is all "pull the plug" exactly in time with Lindsey in his speech. :lol: I almost died laughing. But I had to be quiet b/c we were in the second row, and the place was smallish, you could hear everyone. Like, people would yell to Lindsey and he would answer back.
Also, I got off at the wrong BART station to meet Deb and we were delayed about 30 minutes. So, two lame things in one night is what I did. Also, Neal is soooo cute. Not Heywood, Ledge Neal. Anita and one or two of the others were sick. :distress: I touched them all anyway, before i found out.
michelle2677
01-18-2007, 02:15 PM
o.k. I almost had to slap a patient today. I hate her. I've NEVER had the sudden urge just to beat the hell out of somebody. well...I take that back.....THIS WEEK i haven't had the urge to beat the hell out of somebody.
My snooty attorney (not saying attorneys are snooty..just this one ) patient came in. My boss' dog is getting his eye removed today :( :( and he was talking about it. She was discussing how she had her dog put down a few years ago because he was peeing on the floor :eek: it wasn't the fact of what she did...it was how cold she was about it. My boss said.."well..murphy may become a laundry room dog, or stay in the kitchen" (they looooooooooooooooovvve that dog) and she said "after cleaning up piss for three days, you'll have him put down too"
:eek: :eek: :eek: I swear I almost slapped her. If I wouldn't have lost my job I would have.
THEN. she talks about how her husband wanted to get a big screen tv. (he's an attorney too-but he's nice :laugh: ) she said she told him " (Insert snooty "a he" laugh) we are not getting a 61 inch t.v. people in TRAILORS have 61 inch t.v.s. " The second coming of her SLAP was restricted by my need to have a job. :mad:
I hate snooty people, and I'm not fond of people that don't like dogs. That's my "nothing in the world is more frustrating than" speech.
My only saving grace was knowing that the last 40 minutes of her appointment was going to be me solo with her. I did poke her a few times whoooops...:angel:
DrummerDeanna
01-18-2007, 02:18 PM
Aren't you, like, 26? :laugh: Jesus!
You don't have to be so formal, Paula - you can call me Deanna like everyone else ;)
Anyway - I'm 27...she was fine with my oldmaidness at 26 - now? Not so much :laugh: Apparently I've crossed the line.
skcin
01-18-2007, 02:19 PM
Very good. He closed with Steal Your Heart Away instead of the usual, and I love that song of course.........
Um, WHAT?!?! :eek: Did you freak out? I would have! This is HUGE! I don't think he's played that live yet, has he? I'm extremely jealous, that's one of my favorite SYW songs & I've longed to hear it live. Dammit.
skcin
01-18-2007, 02:21 PM
You don't have to be so formal, Paula - you can call me Deanna like everyone else ;)
Anyway - I'm 27...she was fine with my oldmaidness at 26 - now? Not so much :laugh: Apparently I've crossed the line.
:laugh:
"Dammit, come here!"
"But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Anyone? Anyone?
michelle2677
01-18-2007, 02:21 PM
:laugh:
"Dammit, come here!"
"But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Anyone? Anyone?
bill cosby himself :laugh: love it.
edit. you can't work in the dental field and not have a copy of that ;)
amber
01-18-2007, 02:22 PM
Um, WHAT?!?! :eek: Did you freak out? I would have! This is HUGE! I don't think he's played that live yet, has he? I'm extremely jealous, that's one of my favorite SYW songs & I've longed to hear it live. Dammit.
We freaked out quietly, yes. Deb says he's only done it for Soundstage, live wise. I was pretty happy. They said it was a special request and so it was largely unrehearsed (insert some joke about practising in the bathroom), but it still sounded great. Only thing "missing" were some harmonies. They had a few on the very necessary parts, but not on all the parts Stevie does harmonies for on the album. Still, gorgeous. At least I got to hear that before I was locked out in the froze for two hours.
skcin
01-18-2007, 02:23 PM
bill cosby himself :laugh: love it.
edit. you can't work in the dental field and not have a copy of that ;)
"Smo-buk! Smo-buk! In my mou-but!"
I love it too.
michelle2677
01-18-2007, 02:24 PM
"Smo-buk! Smo-buk! In my mou-but!"
I love it too.
iba my lippa numbabaa??
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