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DrummerDeanna
09-25-2006, 05:52 PM
So I bought this very cute outfit a bit ago. It's a corduroy skirt with a cute shirt, the only problem was I had absolutely no shoes to go with said outfit.

So I set off in a search for the perfect shoe. I tried on many. Finally at a little outlet mall outside of Greeley I found the perfect pair. They were different, quirky and some of the threads in them matched the shirt perfectly. I was surprised to see that they were by Carlos Santana - I had no clue that he had his hand in the women's shoe business. But whatever - to each their own.

The shoes are way cute - but I assure you they are two little instruments of wood, cloth and leather evil and pain. Pain. I've worn them many times thinking each time that it'll be the day I break them in. It never happens. The pain continues. It sucks. Had I known that Carlos Santana (or whoever makes his shoes) was a sadist - I would have thought twice about purchasing the evil shoes of torture. You know - if you take out the first n and last a in Santana's last name....well it explains it all!

mikeschmike
09-25-2006, 06:39 PM
I think he would do something about it if he knew. Carlos seems like the type of guy that would like to keep the ladies happy.

irishgrl
09-25-2006, 06:55 PM
maybe he should WEAR a pair!

shackin'up
09-26-2006, 05:15 AM
He just "tries to lay the devil back on you magic women"