How much of an idiot are you?

[DavidMn]

Ok I was thinking yesterday about how it took me forever to figure out Van Halen's For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge album stood for you know what. Anybody have a similar story about something that after you figured it out, you were like "I cant believe I dinn't know that!!":lol:

[SuzeQuze]

A big one. I should've broken up with my last ex a lot sooner and saved myself a lot of grief. He was with someone else after 2 mos and then moved in with her the next year. WTF? I hate men right now. :mad: Sorry, not men, just him. ****er.

[DrummerDeanna]

Um where do I start? :laugh: There are tons of things that make me feel like an idiot --

The first one that comes to mind is that snail cartoon Carrie posted a little while ago - I STILL don't get it :shrug:

[DavidMn]

A big one. I should've broken up with my last ex a lot sooner and saved myself a lot of grief. He was with someone else after 2 mos and then moved in with her the next year. WTF? I hate men right now. :mad: Sorry, not men, just him. ****er.what an asshole! He'el get his, dont worry about that.:)

[SuzeQuze]

what an asshole! He'el get his, dont worry about that.:)

Yeah, I told him I thought u didn't want to be in a relationship and he said he didn't. At that time. I said well good that you made your mind up so quick after then.

[DavidMn]

Yeah, I told him I thought u didn't want to be in a relationship and he said he didn't. At that time. I said well good that you made your mind up so quick after then.Yes indeed men are asses. I know this for sure!:laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

Yes indeed men are asses. I know this for sure!:laugh:

:lol: Women are bitches! I'm sure his is a ho too.

[DavidMn]

:lol: Women are bitches! I'm sure his is a ho too.Would you like me to come out there and whack him for you. ANd I'm not talkin about a slap upside the head...;) :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

Would you like me to come out there and whack him for you. ANd I'm not talkin about a slap upside the head...;) :laugh:

Yeah. I waited for him to come home from Okinawa for 6 mos for him to return and act like a tool. What a waste of time.

[BTFLCHLD]

I said well good that you made your mind up so quick after then. Just wait til they get married and have kids. :mad:

[DavidMn]

Just wait til they get married and have kids. :mad:Who says even if he's married, the kids will be hers?!:lol: :eek:

[SuzeQuze]

Just wait til they get married and have kids. :mad:

Yeah, I don't think I'll hear from him then. I don't want to know. All he does is hurt me.

[DavidMn]

Yeah, I don't think I'll hear from him then. I don't want to know. All he does is hurt me.F**K HIM!!!:mad: :mad: Youre better than he is and YOU WILL find someone whos about 1,000,000 times nicer than that prick!:)

[BTFLCHLD]

All he does is hurt me. I'm sorry dear...is this something recent?

[SuzeQuze]

I'm sorry dear...is this something recent?

Oh I just found out he was living with her. I chat with him over AIM once in a while but I usually just wind up sad. I guess it isn't a good idea.

[DrummerDeanna]

Oh I just found out he was living with her. I chat with him over AIM once in a while but I usually just wind up sad. I guess it isn't a good idea.

:eek: Probably not the best idea - but we all like to torture ourselves don't we :o

Maybe now that you've found out he's living with her - and since he always makes you sad anyway (which you totally don't deserve) it's time to let him go....

[SuzeQuze]

:eek: Probably not the best idea - but we all like to torture ourselves don't we :o

Maybe now that you've found out he's living with her - and since he always makes you sad anyway (which you totally don't deserve) it's time to let him go....

Yeah, you're right. He was already deleted from phone, time to remove from buddy list.

[DrummerDeanna]

Yeah, you're right. He was already deleted from phone, time to remove from buddy list.

Heh - does he do the contacting when you guys chat online or via phone? I was in a horrible and similar pattern in Rochester with a guy - and I would continually delete him from my phone/ AIM list -then he's message/call me -and I'd save it again :rolleyes:

I hate this stuff...sorry you're going through it - it's never fun :distress:

[carrie721]

The first one that comes to mind is that snail cartoon Carrie posted a little while ago - I STILL don't get it :shrug:

:laugh: i think when people say they don't get that cartoon, they're reading too much into it ...

it's just a guy who went to a snail "doctor," and the doctor shoved scissors in his ass. what makes it funny to me is that the situation is completely ridiculous, and the dude is only a little skeptical. i am cracking up just typing it. :lol:

[amber]

:laugh: i think when people say they don't get that cartoon, they're reading too much into it ...

it's just a guy who went to a snail "doctor," and the doctor shoved scissors in his ass. what makes it funny to me is that the situation is completely ridiculous, and the dude is only a little skeptical. i am cracking up just typing it. :lol:

Can you direct me to this snail cartoon? It's right up my "alley".

[carrie721]

Can you direct me to this snail cartoon? It's right up my "alley".

:laugh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/snail.gif

[amber]

:laugh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/queequeg721/snail.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yep. I'm a cartoon 'ho anyways, but that is funny.

[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh: i think when people say they don't get that cartoon, they're reading too much into it ...

it's just a guy who went to a snail "doctor," and the doctor shoved scissors in his ass. what makes it funny to me is that the situation is completely ridiculous, and the dude is only a little skeptical. i am cracking up just typing it. :lol:

You're right, I was reading too much into it :laugh: It's random and odd - but the image and idea is quite amusing. Glad I'm not a complete idiot who missed some big joke...

Another one that took me forever to get...

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

[wondergirl9847]

I took it upon myself to try to be nice and book a limo for a group of us for the concert we're going to on the 29th. I spent the last month or two asking for quotes, calling around, emailing, you name it. Trying to find the cheapest fare for us all.

Well....the very person who wanted the damn limo THE MOST is now b*tching about the cost of any extra hours over 8. I thought our deal was decent, but she won't effing shut up about it and I can't get my deposit back (even though it's not been charged to my credit card yet).

NEVER again.

WHY me, WHYYYYYYY?!?!

[estranged4life]

Ok I was thinking yesterday about how it took me forever to figure out Van Halen's For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge album stood for you know what. Anybody have a similar story about something that after you figured it out, you were like "I cant believe I dinn't know that!!":lol:

I figured that one out in about 2 seconds (On the day it was released no less).

Nothing idiotic has ever happened to either Deb or myself, but her brothers wondered what the blue square shaped signs with the letter "H" were for :lol:

[Serrart]

I took it upon myself to try to be nice and book a limo for a group of us for the concert we're going to on the 29th. I spent the last month or two asking for quotes, calling around, emailing, you name it. Trying to find the cheapest fare for us all.

Well....the very person who wanted the damn limo THE MOST is now b*tching about the cost of any extra hours over 8. I thought our deal was decent, but she won't effing shut up about it and I can't get my deposit back (even though it's not been charged to my credit card yet).

NEVER again.

WHY me, WHYYYYYYY?!?!

That doesn't sound stupid but a nice thing to do for your friends.

Let the whining one taking the bus. :D

Romy

[BTFLCHLD]

I just got off the phone with an idiot. :eek: That sounds a little harsh!

A guy friend I've known for some time is having a baby with his girlfriend. They don't have a good relationship to begin with based on her infidelities. There is question as to whether the child is his. So, he takes her to the doctor today. During the examination she asked the doctor about checking the dna of the child. Here is the "idiot" part: He thinks, by her asking that of the doctor, that the child must be his as she wouldn't want a test if the child wasn't his.

OKKKKKKKKK! Couldn't the other possibility be that she may not be so sure who the father is as well?!!! :lol:

[SteveMacD]

If my penis were the size of my idiocy, I'd be one of the highest paid male porn stars ever!

[sparky]

I just got off the phone with an idiot. :eek: That sounds a little harsh!

A guy friend I've known for some time is having a baby with his girlfriend. They don't have a good relationship to begin with based on her infidelities. There is question as to whether the child is his. So, he takes her to the doctor today. During the examination she asked the doctor about checking the dna of the child. Here is the "idiot" part: He thinks, by her asking that of the doctor, that the child must be his as she wouldn't want a test if the child wasn't his.

OKKKKKKKKK! Couldn't the other possibility be that she may not be so sure who the father is as well?!!! :lol:


4 words - gets what he deserves.:laugh:

[The Catdancer]

Idiot??? Me??? No way..... hell, yeah. Let me tell you my story, if nobody is interested, I don't care, just ignore it.
OK, at age 14 I knew I was a lesbian (Stevie made me think about me LOL), so I had girlfriends, went to gay bars etc. At age 33 I meet this man Dirk. I have nothing against men so we became friends and he was a true gentleman, the knight in shining armour etc. We were friends for about 6 months and suddenly it hit me..... I was in love with a man!!!!! Panick city but I decided there was nothing wrong with that, you have no control over your feelings etc. I knew he was in love with me and in Oct. '96 we became a couple. The first few months were great but than he started drinking and doing drugs, mainly cocaine. I saw this man change from the knight into a demon. The first time he hit me was Jan. '97. I should've walked away right then and there. I didn't. I had this crazy idea:"If this relationship doesn't work, I'll be alone for the rest of my life". I stayed with him for 4 1/2 years and he beat me up so badly my own doctor didn't even recognize me. Every time he was drunk or on coke all hell broke lose. In Feb. 2001 we had a fight about a little thing: he had f***** up the computer and I fixed it. He couldn't stand it that I could do it and he couldn't. He screamed obsceneties and wanted to beat me up again and all of a sudden it hit me:"This isn't going anywhere, this will only get worse. One of us is gonna be killed but it's not going to be me". So while he was screaming and yelling I started to pack my stuff, took my cat and got the hell out. I was single for a few years, didn't trust anyone but then I moved to the USA in 2004 and met Peg, the love of my life and we've been together eversince. She is the most wonderful woman on this earth. We plan to get married and spend the rest of our lives together. But an idiot I was.... big time!!!!!

[SuzeQuze]

Heh - does he do the contacting when you guys chat online or via phone? I was in a horrible and similar pattern in Rochester with a guy - and I would continually delete him from my phone/ AIM list -then he's message/call me -and I'd save it again :rolleyes:

I hate this stuff...sorry you're going through it - it's never fun :distress:

Contacts me online but not very often.

[SuzeQuze]

Idiot??? Me??? No way..... hell, yeah. Let me tell you my story, if nobody is interested, I don't care, just ignore it.
OK, at age 14 I knew I was a lesbian (Stevie made me think about me LOL), so I had girlfriends, went to gay bars etc. At age 33 I meet this man Dirk. I have nothing against men so we became friends and he was a true gentleman, the knight in shining armour etc. We were friends for about 6 months and suddenly it hit me..... I was in love with a man!!!!! Panick city but I decided there was nothing wrong with that, you have no control over your feelings etc. I knew he was in love with me and in Oct. '96 we became a couple. The first few months were great but than he started drinking and doing drugs, mainly cocaine. I saw this man change from the knight into a demon. The first time he hit me was Jan. '97. I should've walked away right then and there. I didn't. I had this crazy idea:"If this relationship doesn't work, I'll be alone for the rest of my life". I stayed with him for 4 1/2 years and he beat me up so badly my own doctor didn't even recognize me. Every time he was drunk or on coke all hell broke lose. In Feb. 2001 we had a fight about a little thing: he had f***** up the computer and I fixed it. He couldn't stand it that I could do it and he couldn't. He screamed obsceneties and wanted to beat me up again and all of a sudden it hit me:"This isn't going anywhere, this will only get worse. One of us is gonna be killed but it's not going to be me". So while he was screaming and yelling I started to pack my stuff, took my cat and got the hell out. I was single for a few years, didn't trust anyone but then I moved to the USA in 2004 and met Peg, the love of my life and we've been together eversince. She is the most wonderful woman on this earth. We plan to get married and spend the rest of our lives together. But an idiot I was.... big time!!!!!

I love your sig. It's tough to get out of any relationship. When it's a abusive you don't think straight because they screw with your sense of who you are. Many people waste many more years than you did. I'm so glad to hear you're with a great person now :)

[The Catdancer]

I love your sig. It's tough to get out of any relationship. When it's a abusive you don't think straight because they screw with your sense of who you are. Many people waste many more years than you did. I'm so glad to hear you're with a great person now :)

Thank you. I've heard/read several stories of people who couldn't get out of that similar sitaution. I thank God I had the strength to finally say:"Til here and no further". I honestly think that one of us would've died, that's how destructive the relationship was but I was sure it wasn't gonna be me.
And now... Peg is the greatest, she's so sweet. She would never hurt me or beat me up etc. She's wonderful.

[Red]

Idiot??? Me??? No way..... hell, yeah. Let me tell you my story, if nobody is interested, I don't care, just ignore it.
OK, at age 14 I knew I was a lesbian (Stevie made me think about me LOL), so I had girlfriends, went to gay bars etc. At age 33 I meet this man Dirk. I have nothing against men so we became friends and he was a true gentleman, the knight in shining armour etc. We were friends for about 6 months and suddenly it hit me..... I was in love with a man!!!!! Panick city but I decided there was nothing wrong with that, you have no control over your feelings etc. I knew he was in love with me and in Oct. '96 we became a couple. The first few months were great but than he started drinking and doing drugs, mainly cocaine. I saw this man change from the knight into a demon. The first time he hit me was Jan. '97. I should've walked away right then and there. I didn't. I had this crazy idea:"If this relationship doesn't work, I'll be alone for the rest of my life". I stayed with him for 4 1/2 years and he beat me up so badly my own doctor didn't even recognize me. Every time he was drunk or on coke all hell broke lose. In Feb. 2001 we had a fight about a little thing: he had f***** up the computer and I fixed it. He couldn't stand it that I could do it and he couldn't. He screamed obsceneties and wanted to beat me up again and all of a sudden it hit me:"This isn't going anywhere, this will only get worse. One of us is gonna be killed but it's not going to be me". So while he was screaming and yelling I started to pack my stuff, took my cat and got the hell out. I was single for a few years, didn't trust anyone but then I moved to the USA in 2004 and met Peg, the love of my life and we've been together eversince. She is the most wonderful woman on this earth. We plan to get married and spend the rest of our lives together. But an idiot I was.... big time!!!!!

Actually no Debbie, you were not an idiot and quite the contrary, you were brave. You fell into a trap that unfortunately many women do, but had the good sense to remove yourself from a very dangerous and damaging situation. Many women stay and for that reason, many women die. Good for you for having the strength to get out when you did and your reward was finding Peg. :nod: :xoxo:

[DrummerDeanna]

Actually no Debbie, you were not an idiot and quite the contrary, you were brave. You fell into a trap that unfortunately many women do, but had the good sense to remove yourself from a very dangerous and damaging situation. Many women stay and for that reason, many women die. Good for you for having the strength to get out when you did and your reward was finding Peg. :nod: :xoxo:

:nod: Exactly!! I do not think you're an idiot because of the above situation. I'm so glad that you got out as so many won't don't!

Also - it's great that you found Peg - so out of something bad - came something good - and it gives us love-fans some inspiration :o

[The Catdancer]

Actually no Debbie, you were not an idiot and quite the contrary, you were brave. You fell into a trap that unfortunately many women do, but had the good sense to remove yourself from a very dangerous and damaging situation. Many women stay and for that reason, many women die. Good for you for having the strength to get out when you did and your reward was finding Peg. :nod: :xoxo:

Thanks. It was a very dangerous situation and one of us could've been killed. I feel so sad for the women who stay in an abusive relatioship.
Peg is wonderful, I've never met anyone like her, she's so sweet. I love her with all my heart. And you're right, she is my reward.

[The Catdancer]

:nod: Exactly!! I do not think you're an idiot because of the above situation. I'm so glad that you got out as so many won't don't!

Also - it's great that you found Peg - so out of something bad - came something good - and it gives us love-fans some inspiration :o

I'm glad I could be an inspiration. I like the way you look at this situation.

[DavidMn]

I figured that one out in about 2 seconds (On the day it was released no less).

Nothing idiotic has ever happened to either Deb or myself, but her brothers wondered what the blue square shaped signs with the letter "H" were for :lol:That's why it was so embarrasing.:laugh:

[michelle2677]

so this was my blonde moment awhile back. (I'm really not this stupid-I was just having a bad day. whaddaya do?:shrug: )

SO. I had to visit my dermatologist which is about 2 hours away. My husband had asked me the week before if I needed directions and I insisted "NO..I've been going there since I was 14 and did NOT need directions!! (huff huff)"

we get lost. :lol:
we took a friend with us and she is just laughing her ass off. So he starts mocking me. You know the one-the head is bobbing back and forth and finger is waiving.."I don't NEEEED no directions...been coming here for 14 years....damn right" whatever. :lol: So i tried to save what little dignity I had left and said "I have NOT been coming here for 14 years..I've been coming here since I was 14!!!!! " He turns to look at me and says...."erm..how old are you??"
"28.....****!!!"

yeah. I have those moments all the time.

[BTFLCHLD]

I've pulled a niki. :sigh: This weekend while at the mall I stopped in at Bath & Body Works. I picked up some lotion. Last night, before I went to bed, I rubbed some in on my forearms and hands. My hands and arms were totally sticky the more and more I rubbed the stuff in. I gathered as it was "mango and manderin orange" that there was a lot of orange extract. I washed my hands and went to bed. I showered and such in the morning. I noticed all day that my forearms itched like crazy! Tonight when I came home, I looked at the back of the tube to see the ingredients and what I may be allergic to. I noticed the directions state apply with a wet washcloth. HUH? I looked at the front and what I purchased is actually creamy body wash. I am now paying the price. I am going to go steam this chit from my pores. :wah:

[michelle2677]

^^^ :laugh: My friends HUSBAND did the same thing on his face. Except he did it for a few days before he noticed.

[estranged4life]

now that I think of it, this past Memorial Day after we layed flowers on my Mother's grave we decided to head over to my Father's grave (About a 25 mile drive).

On the way over there I kept hearing something that sounded like rocks/pebbles hitting the inner hub on our car. I remember asking Deb if she heard that sound, "Nope" she replied.

So I just thought maybe a gravel truck had traveled on this busy highway, So I paid not much mind to the sound until we turned onto the street leading to the Ft.Gibson National Cemetary. That damned sound started up again, So once again I asked Deb if she heard that time, to which she replied "Yeah".

So we pull into the cemetary, I drive around to my Father's grave and stop the car, turn it off and get out. I laid my flowers at Dad's headstone and after a few moments of quiet time we started back to the car....To finally notice what may have been that frikkin sound, it seems that earpiece for my cellphone fell from the indoor compartment on the driver's door and was dragged for a 25 mile trip.

Popped it back in the phone and made a call, yep Still worked after that trip. Would've been a better story had it been my Nokia phone :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

^^

:laugh: Whoops! heh - and I LOVE the new sig...:D

Also - the body wash/lotion thing- I've totally done that. I found some lotion that I thought smelled just lovely, so I bought it - then after my shower I applied it - but it was all funny and not lotion-like - only I did look at the bottle right away only to find that it was body wash. :rolleyes:

Ultimate idiot moment still belongs to my grandma who once bought groceries - then left them (ALL) at the grocery store :shrug: How one does that I'll never know, she shopped, paid etc - but then left them there! She was also notorious for wearing two different shoes - I've never understood how that happens.

[GODDESS6]

^^

:laugh: Whoops! heh - and I LOVE the new sig...:D

Also - the body wash/lotion thing- I've totally done that. I found some lotion that I thought smelled just lovely, so I bought it - then after my shower I applied it - but it was all funny and not lotion-like - only I did look at the bottle right away only to find that it was body wash. :rolleyes:

Ultimate idiot moment still belongs to my grandma who once bought groceries - then left them (ALL) at the grocery store :shrug: How one does that I'll never know, she shopped, paid etc - but then left them there! She was also notorious for wearing two different shoes - I've never understood how that happens.

oooooowwwwww my granny drove her car to the little store up the street from her, i guess she forgot cuz she usually walks, after shopping she walked home, not seeing her car on arriving home, she called 911 & reported it stolen:laugh: :laugh: , it was a blk up the road~

my boner thing is i always thought jethro tull was 1 guy, not a band w/ the lead singer being ian anderson~

[estranged4life]

my boner thing is i always thought jethro tull was 1 guy, not a band w/ the lead singer being ian anderson~

since the same thing happens with the band Pink Floyd: "By the way, Which one is Pink?"

But of course I still laugh at morons who state the following:

"I think Lindsay is a very sexy woman, and that Stevie can sure play guitar and sing, he is very talented" Tsk, tsk, tsk...

[GODDESS6]

since the same thing happens with the band Pink Floyd: "By the way, Which one is Pink?"

But of course I still laugh at morons who state the following:

"I think Lindsay is a very sexy woman, and that Stevie can sure play guitar and sing, he is very talented" Tsk, tsk, tsk...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[michelle2677]

I went to IHOP this morning (first mistake, but my friend wanted to go :lol:) and I ordered the omelette. Well..it comes with pancakes-I eat my omelette and decide to try the pancakes. My friend gets up to go to the restroom and I pour my syrup on my 3 flapjacks. It looked VERY runny so I thought to myself.."hmmm..wonder whats up with this syrup". I took a bite of it and I had poured F*CKING coffee on my pancakes!!!:eek: :eek: I. was. mortified!!! The coffee and sryup come in the same type of blue container that was NOT visibly marked...only the coffee one was, oh, about 10 times larger:laugh: . I wasn't thinking about that!!! I was so pissed. I really don't like pancakes that much, but I canNOT believe I did that!!!:o :o :o

[DavidMn]

I went to IHOP this morning (first mistake, but my friend wanted to go :lol:) and I ordered the omelette. Well..it comes with pancakes-I eat my omelette and decide to try the pancakes. My friend gets up to go to the restroom and I pour my syrup on my 3 flapjacks. It looked VERY runny so I thought to myself.."hmmm..wonder whats up with this syrup". I took a bite of it and I had poured F*CKING coffee on my pancakes!!!:eek: :eek: I. was. mortified!!! The coffee and sryup come in the same type of blue container that was NOT visibly marked...only the coffee one was, oh, about 10 times larger:laugh: . I wasn't thinking about that!!! I was so pissed. I really don't like pancakes that much, but I canNOT believe I did that!!!:o :o :o:lol: :lol: That gaev me a good laugh. We've all been there.

[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh: :laugh: Just caught the IHOP story...too funny - poor thing lol.

I had an idiot moment this week and now I can't remember what it was! grrr...I remember thinking "omg I need to post that..." now I can't remember what it was..must not have been that bad....

That coffee story though, that's definitely worthy of a post :laugh:

[SuzeQuze]

I went to IHOP this morning (first mistake, but my friend wanted to go :lol:) and I ordered the omelette. Well..it comes with pancakes-I eat my omelette and decide to try the pancakes. My friend gets up to go to the restroom and I pour my syrup on my 3 flapjacks. It looked VERY runny so I thought to myself.."hmmm..wonder whats up with this syrup". I took a bite of it and I had poured F*CKING coffee on my pancakes!!!:eek: :eek: I. was. mortified!!! The coffee and sryup come in the same type of blue container that was NOT visibly marked...only the coffee one was, oh, about 10 times larger:laugh: . I wasn't thinking about that!!! I was so pissed. I really don't like pancakes that much, but I canNOT believe I did that!!!:o :o :o

One time I poured sugar all over my pasta! Who puts sugar on the table at dinner? :laugh: I thought it was cheese. Too busy yapping.

[skcin]

When we were driving around Berkeley last week, I was reading all the signs for shops & restaurants & such. King Dong was my favorite, btw. :D

Anyway, I saw a neon sign & could only make out the first part "Ju." As we drove on, the rest of the sign came into view, and I started sounding it out "Joo. Pee. Ter. What the hell is JooPEEter?" As soon as I said it, I realized that I was, in fact, an idiot. Because it was Jupiter. :rolleyes:

[estranged4life]

When we were driving around Berkeley last week, I was reading all the signs for shops & restaurants & such. King Dong was my favorite, btw. :D

of a store in my hometown: Kum-N-Go

Not long ago, I was tired and decided to check the oil level on our car (Not a good idea when one is half-asleep)-So I started to fill it up, when I noticed what I thought was the bottle of oil was transmission fluid.

Didnt pour enough in to do any damage-But it did clean the pistons, so no harm no foul.

[GODDESS6]

of a store in my hometown: Kum-N-Go

Not long ago, I was tired and decided to check the oil level on our car (Not a good idea when one is half-asleep)-So I started to fill it up, when I noticed what I thought was the bottle of oil was transmission fluid.

Didnt pour enough in to do any damage-But it did clean the pistons, so no harm no foul.

:lol: :lol: we have kum-n-go's here, right next to the hot-n-now burger joints...i swear!!!~

[mikeschmike]

:lol: :lol: we have kum-n-go's here, right next to the hot-n-now burger joints...i swear!!!~

There a few gas stations around Minneapolis named "Pump N Munch".

http://forums.genvibe.com/zerofile/5890/Pump'n'Munch.JPG
Pretty dirty if you ask me.

[JazmenFlowers]

There a few gas stations around Minneapolis named "Pump N Munch".

http://forums.genvibe.com/zerofile/5890/Pump'n'Munch.JPG
Pretty dirty if you ask me.

omg. you've got to be kidding! bwahahaha.

[mikeschmike]

omg. you've got to be kidding! bwahahaha.

Behold the cultural mecca that is the upper midwest!

[michelle2677]

:laugh: :laugh: Just caught the IHOP story...too funny - poor thing lol.

I had an idiot moment this week and now I can't remember what it was! grrr...I remember thinking "omg I need to post that..." now I can't remember what it was..must not have been that bad....

That coffee story though, that's definitely worthy of a post :laugh:

I would just like to say-that I spent my evening last night at the ER because I had had a concussion since Sunday. My IHOP story happened yesterday morning so I am totally blaming it on that :laugh: So anything that was posted yesterday that was not tactful, or did not make any sense-blame it on that!!:lol: :lol:

[GODDESS6]

There a few gas stations around Minneapolis named "Pump N Munch".

http://forums.genvibe.com/zerofile/5890/Pump'n'Munch.JPG
Pretty dirty if you ask me.

man that is funny!!!!:nod: :nod: :nod: ~

[DavidMn]

Behold the cultural mecca that is the upper midwest!Hey, but at least it produced 2 geniuses like us.
:lol: