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desertangel
07-28-2006, 02:47 AM
Is the first picture attached what I think it is?! The seller mentions the Plaster Caster, of which a copy of Jimi's cast can be purchased via the PC website for about $1,500. Wondering how that would look on my mantle. :D And who's that chick?? She looks familiar.


Here's the auction description:

Here is the ULTIMATE of ALL JIMI HENDRIX COLLECTIBLES. It's the ONLY ONE KNOWN TO EXIST. Matter of fact, up till now, none were known to exist. It's for real and this is the first time it's being offered. This is a XXX film featuring Jimi Hendrix, the No.1 rock and roll star of all time.
How did I get this film: I aquired this film at a local auction. I don't even remember at which auction because I go to so many and I didn't realize who was on this film till about 2 years after owning it. So, there's no way to trace back how the film ended up in a box of junk at an auction. On the spool was written "Black Man", so whoever had it before me didn't realize what they had.

The film: 8mm format about 10-12 minutes long. The quality is not real good being in 8mm format. It features a black man "Jimi" and two women. I believe I have identified one of the women, but am keeping her idenity a secret (don't want any legal ramifications from it).

What makes me think this is Jimi Hendrix: When I match up pictures from this film with photos on the internet I can not only tell it's Jimi Hendrix, but it appears to be from around 1968, about the time he was plaster casted by the Plastercaster's. He's wearing the usual muti-colored headband like Jimi would always wear along with extremely large gold rings. Same facial features and Go-tee. All the same physical characteristics as in the pictures on the internet. YOU MUST SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

How It all started: I was watching a documentary on TV about Jimi Hendrix. In the documentary it was briefly mentioned that Jimi supposedly made or starred in a pornographic film, but one had never surfaced and there is no documentation of it ever existing. So, one day while going thru my films, getting them ready to sale on ebay, next thing I know I'm watching Jimi Hendrix with 2 women. I have shown it to several people and they all agree it's him. One person even identified one of the women, and after comparing her with pictures on the internet, I have to agree that it is her.

Kathy Etchingham (Jimi's girlfriend in the latter part of his life) gave an interview in 1973. Part of the interview went like this: "' Kathy talked, too, of Jimi's penchant for filming, and even for recording some of his sexual exploits on film. 'He went really crazy about cinefilming,' she said. 'He bought a lovely camera and projector and sometimes he'd just lean out of the window and film people walking across the road. He had a thing about taking films of really fat women, or skinny ugly ones; then he used to show the films and laugh at them. He would also get friends of his to film women running around naked in his room. Often, though, these films were blacked out by the processing people if they got a bit way-out." Well, this is one film that didn't get blacked out.

I'll guarantee this film to be authentic. It is not a reproduction, and has not been doctored. This is the REAL McCOY. I am very limited as to the pictures I can show here, but if you are serious, and want to see this film, we may be able to make arrangements. I live in Northern Indiana and you would have to come here for viewing. I can email you more pictures if you want, but they too will be watermarked to prevent copying (please, serious bidders only).

foxyluva
07-28-2006, 03:34 AM
Lordy girl, Im eating my dinner and boom - cock pic :laugh:

foxyluva
07-28-2006, 03:57 AM
You now what is absolutley hillarious - go I went onto see who was online, and every single member, bar 1 or 2, was checking out the attachments on this page :laugh:

amber
07-28-2006, 04:42 AM
Um...what's that first attachment pic of? If it's what I think it is :shocked: ...:confused:

So there's a finger, but the tip is inside something, and...uh...uh...

GODDESS6
07-28-2006, 06:13 AM
you know i am weariing my jimi hendrix shorts, w/ "purple haze" on the butt, right now...:laugh: ~

i heard this was out there...lol~

classic~
the title, "black man" is hysterical~

GateandGarden
07-28-2006, 09:06 AM
Well, so much for things being boring around here.

<s><small>where's lux at a time like this?</s></small>

:sorry:Justin, you know good and well that the porn Lux posted was far more risque than this. Why, her mere presence promotes widespread depravity. How dare you even mention her name.

Miss Vicky
07-28-2006, 09:19 AM
The object in the first picture is quite obviously a finger, you perverts.

The hairy thing it's touching is another matter... :shocked:

:laugh:

GateandGarden
07-28-2006, 09:27 AM
Lux's influence over people is Machiavellian. She will use any means necessary to get her way. If only my mind were not so malleable, perhaps I could resist her charms and think for myself. For now I will allow the memory of her pornography to retroactively corrupt me.Machiavelllian, yes. Her situational ethics mirror those utilized in the moderation of this board.

hayley
07-28-2006, 09:33 AM
Seriously- Lux gets in trouble over posting a classy picture of a naked man but this thread has been up for over eight hours with pictures of what looks to me like a knuckle up a cooch? Wow.

JazmenFlowers
07-28-2006, 09:35 AM
Seriously- Lux gets in trouble over posting a classy picture of a naked man but this thread has been up for over eight hours with pictures of what looks to me like a knuckle up a cooch? Wow.
I suspect since it was posted at nearly 3am no moderator has seen this. I'm sure it will be dealt with. the pictures should be removed.

gldstwmn
07-28-2006, 09:57 AM
I've edited the post to remove the offending photos. The subject matter is fine, as far as I'm concerned. Take the Lux talk elsewhere, please.

SuzeQuze
07-28-2006, 09:59 AM
I suspect since it was posted at nearly 3am no moderator has seen this. I'm sure it will be dealt with. the pictures should be removed.

Yeah, plus the pay for this mod job is really bad. Oh wait, we're volunteers. Sometimes that feels rather masochistic. :rolleyes:

gldstwmn
07-28-2006, 10:03 AM
Yeah, plus the pay for this mod job is really bad. Oh wait, we're volunteers. Sometimes that feels rather masochistic. :rolleyes:

Yeah, I was about to make a snark filled comment that I'll just post my phone number and next time there's an "emergency" like this you all can call me up and get my ass out of bed. NOT. :lol: :eek:

SuzeQuze
07-28-2006, 10:06 AM
Yeah, I was about to make a snark filled comment that I'll just post my phone number and next time there's an "emergency" like this you all can call me up and get my ass out of bed. NOT. :lol: :eek:

Great minds... :lol: :xoxo:

gldstwmn
07-28-2006, 10:14 AM
You're on your last legs around here Hillary. Take that information and do what you wish with it.

GateandGarden
07-28-2006, 10:16 AM
You're on your last legs around here Hillary. Take that information and do what you wish with it.Is that so? To my knowledge, I haven't a strike to my name, so banning would seem improper. Oh wait, that's hardly relevant. I'm just cowering in the corner at this point, dreading my inevitable beheading.

SuzeQuze
07-28-2006, 10:21 AM
Is that so? To my knowledge, I haven't a strike to my name, so banning would seem improper. Oh wait, that's hardly relevant. I'm just cowering in the corner at this point, dreading my inevitable beheading.


I think what Chris meant was you only post when you're stirring the sh*t pot which we consider trolling which can result in an immediate ban.

madformac
07-28-2006, 10:22 AM
The hairy thing it's touching is another matter... :shocked:

:laugh:

Yeah, I never knew Jimi was a cat lover...:wavey:

p.s.

There seems to be a little bit of sabre rattling on this thread too. tsk tsk... :rolleyes:

GateandGarden
07-28-2006, 10:37 AM
I think what Chris meant was you only post when you're stirring the sh*t pot which we consider trolling which can result in an immediate ban.Ah, I didn't know about the possibility of a deviation from what I assumed was standard protocol.

For the record, I have removed those pictures merely because I have to leave for work and I know that Lux would not want them up for any prolonged period of time.

Serrart
07-28-2006, 11:08 AM
I think what Chris meant was you only post when you're stirring the sh*t pot which we consider trolling which can result in an immediate ban.

Really? I didn't remember Hillary being like that.

Romy

HomerMcvie
07-28-2006, 12:38 PM
Yeah, I never knew Jimi was a cat lover...:wavey:


Now THAT's funny! Whew, I KNEW the pics(the whole thread, I figured) would be deleted. Good thing I saved the kitty pic at 3AM. I feel like I've out-Ledged somebody!

Here Kitty, Kitty.....:lol:

skcin
07-28-2006, 12:46 PM
Really? I didn't remember Hillary being like that.

Romy

She didn't use to be. But now she's Lux's bitch. :rolleyes:

Ah, I didn't know about the possibility of a deviation from what I assumed was standard protocol.

For the record, I have removed those pictures merely because I have to leave for work and I know that Lux would not want them up for any prolonged period of time.


See?

Johnny Stew
07-28-2006, 01:12 PM
Please keep this thread from going down the road of personal insults.

The photo was inappropriate and was removed. The mods apologize that we weren't able to remove it sooner, but, as was mentioned, we can't be here 24 hours a day.

skcin
07-28-2006, 01:30 PM
Sorry. Couldn't hold it in. I'm done.

GateandGarden
07-28-2006, 01:44 PM
She didn't use to be. But now she's Lux's bitch. :rolleyes:You knew I was just gonna lol at that, right?

desertangel
07-28-2006, 05:53 PM
Sorry you guys... gawd, I hope I'm not banned. Perhaps I should have just posted a link? I dunno.

As for the content, we're all music fans around here... that's where that was coming from. In my opinion, the content of my post was in better taste than the one about the guy dying from having sex with a horse.

Please accept my apologies if I offended anyone by this post and thank you to the moderators, for all you do.

Laura

madformac
07-28-2006, 06:10 PM
Please accept my apologies if I offended anyone by this post and thank you to the moderators, for all you do.

Laura

Well it didn't offend me Laura. I think if you had been banned you wouldn't have been able to post at all. To be honest I had a look at the pics again on ebay and you really don't see anything of note. (which explains why some though the finger wasn't!) I'm sure it was an honest mistake. Not like the sort of offenses posted by at least one previous member.

Don't be too harsh on yourself. :wavey:

JazmenFlowers
07-28-2006, 06:15 PM
Don't be too harsh on yourself. :wavey:
yep! we all have lapses in judgment. :D

I've posted a couple things just without thinking. no harm done.

on topic though, I don't see why anyone would really be interested in this...well, I guess, well, nevermind. how much is it going for?

madformac
07-28-2006, 06:28 PM
how much is it going for?

According to the auction on ebay the starting bid is $25,000.. I'm not interested in a Jimi movie unless he has a Fender Strat in his hands myself.

I'm not sure how much that is in comparison to the Tommy and Pam, Colin Farrell or Paris Hilton tapes. Have we got an expert on here?? In fact, better nobody answers.. :laugh:

xxxmx
07-28-2006, 07:57 PM
someone PM me the link - i'm alone and drinking and i think i can handle it. :laugh:

amber
07-28-2006, 08:06 PM
someone PM me the link - i'm alone and drinking and i think i can handle it. :laugh:
It wasn't all that. You mainly saw a finger with the tip not showing, if you see what I mean. The tip was encased in an opaque object of a body part pursuasion.
So, I didn't save it. :p

HomerMcvie
07-28-2006, 08:37 PM
It wasn't all that. You mainly saw a finger with the tip not showing, if you see what I mean. The tip was encased in an opaque object of a body part pursuasion.
So, I didn't save it. :p
I did save it, cuz I KNEW it wouldn't make it through the morning!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

xdreamsunwindx
07-29-2006, 02:07 AM
You knew I was just gonna lol at that, right?


Hillary, would you please be my bitch? I would be honored, you know.

Back on topic - why would anyone want to see Hendrix's peen? I mean, "Purple Haze" or something would come on the radio, and.. ow, the visuals.

70s porn is a good time, though.

Miss Vicky
07-29-2006, 09:31 AM
Back on topic - why would anyone want to see Hendrix's peen?


Have you seen the plaster cast of it?

Boy was hung.

xdreamsunwindx
07-29-2006, 12:37 PM
Have you seen the plaster cast of it?

Boy was hung.

Yes, I have. But, I don't know - I have a dirty mind, so it's harder for me to listen to Hendrix and not giggle now.