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carrie721
07-25-2006, 08:27 PM
Whyyyyyy?? This is ridiculously ridiculous:

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HomerMcvie
07-25-2006, 08:30 PM
I think I just threw up a little.....:rolleyes:

carrie721
07-25-2006, 08:31 PM
I think I just threw up a little.....:rolleyes:

Yeah, it makes me question the existence of a benevolent god ... It's just soooooooo bad.

MacMan
07-25-2006, 08:33 PM
He was on Leno like a week ago or something like that - and they showed it and had a laugh about it... I think he said it was a tune that became a hit in some far off land and someone had to put together a video (of sorts), very cheaply! His two kids are in it too apparently.

Maybe it was Germany.. Isn't he supposed to be HUGE in Germany? :laugh:

carrie721
07-25-2006, 08:35 PM
Maybe it was Germany.. Isn't he supposed to be HUGE in Germany? :laugh:

That's what I was thinking. What is wrong with Germans??? :eek: :lol:

goldustsongbird
07-25-2006, 08:41 PM
Stop spreading it around! :(

carrie721
07-25-2006, 08:45 PM
Stop spreading it around! :(

you know you love it. :p you're so glad you can see it everywhere you can go. :blob1:

madformac
07-25-2006, 08:50 PM
That man is responsible for my greatest moment of being stunned, utterly stunned..

I was watching a UK chat show about 3 or 4 years ago. He was a guest on the show with Traci Bingham from Baywatch..

Anyway, this little kid, about 8 or 9 years old. He was sat in the front row dressed only in orange shorts with one of those floaty orange things the lifeguards carry..

The host noticed him and invited him to sit on the sofa with Hoff and Bingham.

Hasselhoff then said to this kid. "I've got a big surprise for you." "Its very special and you are very lucky".

He then reached into the back pocket of his jeans and pulled out a huge wad of signed postcard pictures of himself and gave one to the kid................

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I'm still scarred mentally from that image now.

carrie721
07-25-2006, 08:52 PM
That man is responsible for my greatest moment of being stunned, utterly stunned..

I was watching a UK chat show about 3 or 4 years ago. He was a guest on the show with Traci Bingham from Baywatch..

Anyway, this little kid, about 8 or 9 years old. He was sat in the front row dressed only in orange shorts with one of those floaty orange things the lifeguards carry..

The host noticed him and invited him to sit on the sofa with Hoff and Bingham.

Hasselhoff then said to this kid. "I've got a big surprise for you." "Its very special and you are very lucky".

He then reached into the back pocket of his jeans and pulled out a huge wad of signed postcard pictures of himself and gave one to the kid................

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I'm still scarred mentally from that image now.

wow ... that is extraordinarily creepy!

Livia
07-25-2006, 10:39 PM
Have you guys seen "Jump in My Car" yet? Pretty frightening...you've been warned. Playing air guitar should be against the law.

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goldustsongbird
07-25-2006, 10:44 PM
you know you love it. :p you're so glad you can see it everywhere you can go. :blob1:

I'd rather look at Bea Arthur naked.

seeker007nmss
07-25-2006, 10:57 PM
Have you guys seen "Jump in My Car" yet? Pretty frightening...you've been warned. Playing air guitar should be against the law.




http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/you20make20kitty20scared.jpg

JunkFoodGenius
07-26-2006, 12:44 AM
That man is responsible for my greatest moment of being stunned, utterly stunned..

I was watching a UK chat show about 3 or 4 years ago. He was a guest on the show with Traci Bingham from Baywatch..

Anyway, this little kid, about 8 or 9 years old. He was sat in the front row dressed only in orange shorts with one of those floaty orange things the lifeguards carry..

The host noticed him and invited him to sit on the sofa with Hoff and Bingham.

Hasselhoff then said to this kid. "I've got a big surprise for you." "Its very special and you are very lucky".

He then reached into the back pocket of his jeans and pulled out a huge wad of signed postcard pictures of himself and gave one to the kid................

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I'm still scarred mentally from that image now.

This may be the best Scoff at the Hoff I've ever heard - and I'm a girl who likes to scoff at the Hoff! Wish I could have seen this to wash out the image of him on the Berlin Wall with that...awful...piano key scarf "singing" that damn freedom song...

David Hasselhoff...the reason why drugs are still in use...

Miss Vicky
07-26-2006, 01:06 AM
Is it wrong that I like his "Hooked On a Feeling"? :shrug:

Edit: I kinda like the other one, too.

Street Angel
07-26-2006, 04:19 AM
That's what I was thinking. What is wrong with Germans??? :eek: :lol:

Nothing. We did the right thing and after one or two hit singles we sent him back to the country he deserves - 15 years ago.

seeker007nmss
07-26-2006, 04:27 AM
Nothing. We did the right thing and after one or two hit singles we sent him back to the country he deserves - 15 years ago.


France? :shrug:

Street Angel
07-26-2006, 04:33 AM
That's a start! :laugh:

Neb-Maat-Re
07-26-2006, 05:14 PM
Have you guys seen "Jump in My Car" yet? Pretty frightening...



That's really quite awful. Can't anyone stop that man?

Jump In My Car was a hit in Aus in the 70s for the Ted Mulry Gang who also had a hit with a rocked up version of Darktown Strutters Ball. Chris Spedding recorded JIMC in the UK.

Members of the "Gang" had previously played with Malcolm Young later of AC/DC fame in a band called Velvet Underground (no relation).

foxyluva
07-26-2006, 05:19 PM
Is it wrong that I like his "Hooked On a Feeling"? :shrug:

Edit: I kinda like the other one, too.

It is so wrong I don't know where to begin :laugh:

I found it so funny that Marilyn Martin had a duet with him on his album :laugh:

Poor Marilyn :distress: :D

goldie
07-26-2006, 05:29 PM
I've seen this recently, only because I we make fun of it on the dachshund BB I belong to (because I have a dachshund!). There is a dachshund in this video ... I guess that makes sense because they are a German dog? Then again, nothing really makes sense in this video. :lol:

DavidMn
07-26-2006, 06:16 PM
David Hasselhoff= lowest common denominator.:lol: