Chuck Norris is GOD!

[Brwn_eyes0511]

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Churck Norris is the man! Because his major export is pain!

[Karlie]

There is no intelligent design or theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water.. he doesn't get wet.. the water gets Chuck Norris.

[xdreamsunwindx]

Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

the quickest way to a mans heart is with chuck norris's fist

[Karlie]

Chuck Norris does not read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[DavidMn]

HOw old is he now?