Unconventional Hotties, What Say Ye? [Archive]

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 11:28 AM

Okay, inspired by The Tower's Keith Olbermann thread :laugh:, I'd like to start my own list of hotties that are unconventionally attractive to most people.

First of all, Stephen Colbert. I don't know why, I don't know how, but he is hot! It might be the nerdy glasses (always had a Clark Kent fascination) the suit, the cute as hell sly smile, the brilliant humor, okay it's all of it. He's awesome. I'm thinking of ditching my husband and running away with him. I know he's married too, but who cares :laugh:

You know, maybe it's just the Daily Show 'cause I also have a thing for Jon Stewart AND Steve Carrell too! Those guys are so amazingly funny and sharp, who couldn't love 'em?

I also just have a thing for smart guys with good senses of humor. I hate to admit it (in a public forum no less) but I have a secret crush on one of my husband's friends who is the most unconventionally attractive guy ever but he's so damn intelligent and funny! And it's the kind of sense of humor I have...dry, a bit on the sarcatic side, that only fellow smart asses like us can truly appreciate. Anyway, I'm sure I've divulged too much, so I'll stop there :laugh:

So who do ya'll find attractive that are unconventionally so?

strandinthewind

03-23-2006, 11:29 AM

Anthony Hopkins - one word "CLARICE"

Richard B

03-23-2006, 11:40 AM

Laura San Giacomo - short, curvy, gap in her front teeth, ample breasts.

Alice Krige - that voice, those dark eyes and her sexy long hair.

Tracey Ullman - Funny is downright sexy. With her gift of mimicry, you never know what you get in bed. Grrr.

Anjelica Houston - Older one...but something about her makes me randy. Especially in The Grifters and The Man From Ellysian Fields. I love her voice too.

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 11:43 AM

Anthony Hopkins - one word "CLARICE"

You're f*cking kidding me. Are you serious? That scares the hell out of me! :laugh:

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 11:44 AM

Anjelica Houston - Older one...but something about her makes me randy. Especially in The Grifters and The Man From Ellysian Fields. I love her voice too.

Anjelica Houson IS hot! I thought she was stunning in The Life Aquatic, I think her sexiness mainly manifests itself in the way she carries herself and the way she talks, so yes, her voice is very sexy.

wondergirl9847

03-23-2006, 11:59 AM

I think they are both cute. Love The Office and The Colbert Report. :thumbsup: Loved them on The Daily Show when they did Even Stevphens.

I can't think of anyone right this second.

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 12:05 PM

I think they are both cute. Love The Office and The Colbert Report. :thumbsup: Loved them on The Daily Show when they did Even Stevphens.

:thumbsup: Yup.

I think The 40 Year Old Virgin sealed my Carrell crush. He is so adorable! And he seems like the nicest guy. Doesn't hurt that he's funny as hell either.

wondergirl9847

03-23-2006, 12:10 PM

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 12:13 PM

Tim Roth. Don't know WHY I think he's hot, but he just is to me.

I laughed my a$$ off during The 40-Year-Old Virgin. "Kelly Clarkson!" BWAH! The scene when he's got his shirt off and that girl is in the tub uh...pleasuring herself...and they show his back...guh....sexy back.

I'm weird. LOL

:laugh: How about that chest hair? :eek: That scene where they take him to wax it had me in stitches! Speaking of The 40 Year Old Virgin, I also think Paul Rudd is very attractive, but I guess he's more on the conventional side :shrug: oh well, it's worth a mention.

markolas

03-23-2006, 12:16 PM

Judd Hirsch. I saw him in Ordinary People and wanted to be his bitch. :lol:

jannieC

03-23-2006, 12:16 PM

Hugh Laurie- love him.

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 12:19 PM

Judd Hirsch. I saw him in Ordinary People and wanted to be his bitch. :lol:

:laugh: That is hilarious.

But seriously, are you serious?

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 12:21 PM

Hugh Laurie- love him.

Not ringing any bells...name sounds familiar though.

Love your new sig pic by the way!

markolas

03-23-2006, 12:21 PM

:laugh: That is hilarious.

But seriously, are you serious?

I was wondering what kind of reaction that would elicit. And yes, I'm serious. :shocked: :laugh:

Richard B

03-23-2006, 12:35 PM

Anjelica Houson IS hot! I thought she was stunning in The Life Aquatic, I think her sexiness mainly manifests itself in the way she carries herself and the way she talks, so yes, her voice is very sexy.
And morbidly delicious as Morticia! (I miss Raul Julia).

Loved heras well in The Perez Family, Prizzi's Honor, Enemies, A Love Story, Royal Tennenbaums and Manhattan Murder Mystery.

I think the list goes on and on and on.

wondergirl9847

03-23-2006, 12:49 PM

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41224000/jpg/_41224072_laurie_203.jpg

Hugh Laurie was in Blackadder and he's now in House. He's not unconventionally hot...he IS hot! Go find the 3rd season of Blackadder!!!! NOW!!! LOL

"Anti-distinctly-minty..." :laugh:

GypsySorcerer

03-23-2006, 12:53 PM

Well, my weirdest crush is the freaky, trashy, ex-Mr. Jolie himself, Billy Bob Thornton. :shocked:

I think Alan Rickman is super sexy (don't know how unconventional that is)

jannieC

03-23-2006, 01:18 PM

jannieC

03-23-2006, 01:19 PM

Not ringing any bells...name sounds familiar though.

Love your new sig pic by the way!
He's the lead on <i>House</i>.

Thanks- I need suggestions for a caption. This picture must have a caption, but mine are all too dirty~ :laugh:

wondergirl9847

03-23-2006, 01:25 PM

Bright blue eyes, British accent, funny as h*ll, cute lil lisp, the scruff...sounds good to me. :nod:

Rickypt

03-23-2006, 01:47 PM

Do any of these count?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c122/RickyPT/032_danielpino_cbsupntca05.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c122/RickyPT/anthony_laPaglia0092.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c122/RickyPT/a_vizquel_vt.jpg

SuzeQuze

03-23-2006, 02:05 PM

He's the lead on <i>House</i>.

Thanks- I need suggestions for a caption. This picture must have a caption, but mine are all too dirty~ :laugh:

"I said NOW!"

Edit: Ooh ooh, just thought of another one, "On your knees!" :lol:
Do any of these count?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c122/RickyPT/a_vizquel_vt.jpg

Good lord, did that guy stuff? :shocked: :laugh:

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 02:07 PM

Good lord, did that guy stuff? :shocked: :laugh:

:laugh: I just laughed out loud and everyone in the office turned around.

I think it's his...*gulp*...cup :o :laugh:

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 02:09 PM

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 02:10 PM

Well, my weirdest crush is the freaky, trashy, ex-Mr. Jolie himself, Billy Bob Thornton. :shocked:

I think Alan Rickman is super sexy (don't know how unconventional that is)

They're both unconventional and can I just add an "eeewww" to Billy Bob please? :laugh:
That guy makes my flesh crawl.

I love Alan Rickman!

Rickypt

03-23-2006, 02:17 PM

Good lord, did that guy stuff? :shocked: :laugh:

:thumbsup:

Richard B

03-23-2006, 02:19 PM

Fun thread...but where are all the straight ledgie guys postings? Sucks to see pages of men. Yawn.

wondergirl9847

03-23-2006, 02:41 PM

An idea for your caption:

"Did you guys just see Sulamith jump through the tambo?"

Sahara

03-23-2006, 02:42 PM

Roland Orzabal. When his hair is straight. Otherwise... :shocked:

BTFLCHLD

03-23-2006, 02:43 PM

harvey keitel
granted he could be my daddy
but he is sexy as all get-out :o

<a href="http://tinypic.com"><img src="http://i1.tinypic.com/s30pc6.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by TinyPic"></a>

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 02:49 PM

harvey keitel
granted he could be my daddy
but he is sexy as all get-out :o

<a href="http://tinypic.com"><img src="http://i1.tinypic.com/s30pc6.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by TinyPic"></a>

Yikes, is he naked in that pic? :laugh:

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 02:51 PM

Roland Orzabal. When his hair is straight.

I don't think I'm familiar...

BTFLCHLD

03-23-2006, 02:55 PM

Yikes, is he naked in that pic? :laugh:
hmmm...possibly but i dont think so
must see piano again to determine... :o

Richard B

03-23-2006, 02:57 PM

hmmm...possibly but i dont think so
must see piano again to determine... :o
Regardless, he shows his glory in Piano.
Since Btflchld finds him sexy, I will resist any negative thought.

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 03:03 PM

Regardless, he shows his glory in Piano.

I know that's right, and a stranger scene I have not witnessed since Bad Lieutenant. :shocked: :laugh:

Janet

03-23-2006, 03:07 PM

Anthony Hopkins - one word "CLARICE"

I totally used to fantasize about becoming his girlfriend when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. He is seriously 50 years older than I am. I don't know what was wrong with me. I really fell in love the with the movie Shadowlands and I wanted to just have some affair with him.

LOL

Janet

03-23-2006, 03:09 PM

Do any of these count?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c122/RickyPT/anthony_laPaglia0092.jpg

Oh I agree there!

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 03:25 PM

I love Stephen Colbert, but he looks too much like Bob Saget for me to ever find him attractive. Bob Saget... *shudders*

Bob Saget!? :eek: No way. Although, both are tall, lanky, nerdy types with dark hair so I guess I can kind of see the connection, but I DO NOT find B.S. attractive in the least. He can be funny though, and not in the family oriented type of humour either, did you see The Aristocrats? He can be downright filthy!

strandinthewind

03-23-2006, 03:27 PM

I totally used to fantasize about becoming his girlfriend when I was in HIGH SCHOOL. He is seriously 50 years older than I am. I don't know what was wrong with me. I really fell in love the with the movie Shadowlands and I wanted to just have some affair with him.

LOL

You do realize this means we either have to get stoned or drunk on tequila and discuss this at some point :eek:

Sahara

03-23-2006, 03:37 PM

I don't think I'm familiar...

With Roland or with Roland with straight hair?

Janet

03-23-2006, 03:40 PM

You do realize this means we either have to get stoned or drunk on tequila and discuss this at some point :eek:

Oh honey, I can discuss this totally sober. I really had this thing for older men. In my real life I have dated men much older.

But Anthony...LOL...maybe I shouldn't say too much because I may get myself into trouble here. I will just say I am dead serious about this. 16-17 years old I wanted THAT.

EnchantedSLN

03-23-2006, 03:47 PM

Bob Saget!? :eek: No way. Although, both are tall, lanky, nerdy types with dark hair so I guess I can kind of see the connection, but I DO NOT find B.S. attractive in the least. He can be funny though, and not in the family oriented type of humour either, did you see The Aristocrats? He can be downright filthy!

http://www.wma.com/0/cta/comedy/comedy_connection/imgs/7.14.05/bob_saget.jpg

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/tribeca/tribeca_film_festival_2005_photos/stephen_colbert/tribeca05_gnw.jpg

No, I didn't see that but I was watching cable one day and came across one of his old standup shows and it was pretty raunchy. He creeps me out. Maybe it's just because he is so pinned to that whitebread Full House image, but I just can't buy his "normal" persona. He reminds me of somebody's awkward, pervy dad who tries to be cool and hits on their friends.

Btw, in searching for an image of Bob Saget to post, I came across this website: http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/. Words fail me :laugh:

ragandbone

03-23-2006, 04:08 PM

Gene Wilder
I have had a crush on him since I was a kid.
It might be his amazing eyes.
Weird, huh?
And Richard, I miss that Young Frankenstein icon!

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 04:14 PM

Btw, in searching for an image of Bob Saget to post, I came across this website: http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/. Words fail me :laugh:

Oh good lord! :laugh: That kind of creeps me out to know there are such die hard Bob Saget fans out there, but I guess to each their creepy own :laugh:

thanks for posting the Colbert photo! Me likey, he is such a dork and I love it!

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 04:16 PM

And Richard, I miss that Young Frankenstein icon!

Me too! It must come back. Gene Wilder is hysterical!

Richard B

03-23-2006, 04:27 PM

And Richard, I miss that Young Frankenstein icon!

Me too! It must come back. Gene Wilder is hysterical!

Aside from both of you having wonderful taste, I just wanted to mix it up. I love me my Corpse Bride.

If I were a girl, I'd do Mr. Wilder.

heyjupiter678

03-23-2006, 04:30 PM

Mmm.

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/heyjupiter678/cmeloni.jpg">
Chris Meloni

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/heyjupiter678/bruce_hat.jpg">
Bruce Springsteen

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/heyjupiter678/cusack.jpg">
John Cusack

cliffdweller

03-23-2006, 04:47 PM

If I were a girl, I'd do Mr. Wilder.

:shocked: I think I underestimated your fandom :laugh:.

WelshWitchPMD

03-23-2006, 06:38 PM

Judd Hirsch. I saw him in Ordinary People and wanted to be his bitch. :lol:

You mean from Taxi? I can see that. I think Marilu Henner had a hot affair with him and Tony Danza.:laugh: Not together however, or at least I don't think so.:laugh:

UnwindedDreams

03-23-2006, 06:47 PM

Debbie Harry!!!

markolas

03-23-2006, 06:56 PM

You mean from Taxi? I can see that. I think Marilu Henner had a hot affair with him and Tony Danza.:laugh: Not together however, or at least I don't think so.:laugh:

That's him. :) I'm glad at least someone doesn't think I'm totally creepy now. :laugh:

Marilu Henner works my nerves. She can have Tony Danza, but I want Judd Hirsch all to myself.

DavidMn

03-23-2006, 07:09 PM

Hmm, well for me it would probably be The guy Jay from America's next top model. I dont know that hes unconventionally hot pre se, but most people probably dont think of him.

dissention

03-23-2006, 07:33 PM

Debbie Harry!!!

Unconventional? Have we gazed upon the same woman? The stars aligned when she was given that face.

http://muzyka.onet.pl/_i/info/duze/b/blondie.jpg

Sigourney Weaver. Not exactly what you think of when you think of beautiful, but I think she's one of the most gorgeous women out there. Always has been one hot woman.

http://www.moviehelpweb.com/images/people/weaver.jpg

Same with Susan Sarandon. She's a beautifully bugeyed woman.

http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2004/miramax/shallwedance/images/sarandon.jpg

Virginia Madsen:

http://www.smokemag.com/0905/cover1.jpg

Geena Davis:

http://webarchive.unionleader.com/doclib/photos/2005/september/929commander.jpg

Will Arnett makes my heart pitter-patter a little faster:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/arnett4.jpg

DavidMn

03-23-2006, 07:36 PM

Unconventional? Have we gazed upon the same woman? The stars aligned when she was given that face.

http://muzyka.onet.pl/_i/info/duze/b/blondie.jpg

Sigourney Weaver. Not exactly what you think of when you think of beautiful, but I think she's one of the most gorgeous women out there. Always has been one hot woman.

http://www.moviehelpweb.com/images/people/weaver.jpg

Same with Susan Sarandon. She's a beautifully bugeyed woman.

http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2004/miramax/shallwedance/images/sarandon.jpg

Virginia Madsen:

http://www.smokemag.com/0905/cover1.jpg

Geena Davis:

http://webarchive.unionleader.com/doclib/photos/2005/september/929commander.jpg

Will Arnett makes my heart pitter-patter a little faster:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/arnett4.jpgWHat did you think of Debbie's hair at the Hall Of Fame Induction?

goldustsongbird

03-23-2006, 08:10 PM

Hugh Laurie- love him.

Ooh, me too!!

bretonbanquet

03-23-2006, 08:18 PM

I'm in love with Valera from CSI: Miami :o Not sure if she's unconventional though :)

http://www.csiguide.com/images/boti_bliss.jpg

Red

03-23-2006, 09:08 PM

diamondsnake

03-23-2006, 11:50 PM

Geena Davis:

http://webarchive.unionleader.com/doclib/photos/2005/september/929commander.jpg

She is so beautiful! I wish she was our real president!

amber

03-24-2006, 02:23 AM

Me!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/DER.jpg

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: <=== stealing Strand's emoticon chorus line. :laugh: One is good. Two is adamant. Three is strident. Four or more is a chorus line!!!! :blob2: And what is more fun than a chorus line????

I can't think of any, though I know some. I think I'll say, for randomness sake...Valeria Golino.
And since she just reminded me of someone else when I looked at her picture, I'll say that person, too. Marlee Matlin. Separated at birth?

Valeria
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/valeria.jpg

Marlee
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/V0001858XF6.jpg

Also: Megan Mullally - although the rack is the opposite of unconventionally beautiful.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/photo-mullally-large.jpg

amber

03-24-2006, 02:30 AM

Unconventional? Have we gazed upon the same woman? The stars aligned when she was given that face.

http://muzyka.onet.pl/_i/info/duze/b/blondie.jpg

Yeah, it's like, if you looked up "beauty" in the dictionary, it would have a pic of Debbie Harry. :laugh:

But seriously, her features are a bit exaggerated. I still wouldn't call her an unconventional beauty, though. Uncommon, for sure. :)

amber

03-24-2006, 02:35 AM

Anjelica Houston - Older one...but something about her makes me randy. Especially in The Grifters and The Man From Ellysian Fields. I love her voice too.
It's her Canceriness. ;) :laugh:

If anyone finds Meryl hot, too (she's an unconventional beauty if I ever saw one, though not my taste) it's also because of her Canceriness. :cool:
John Cusack? I agree - also add Canceriness.

Brwn_eyes0511

03-24-2006, 04:13 AM

amber

03-24-2006, 04:26 AM

Brneyes, you're right, Liza is a great unconventional beauty. :nod:

dreamongypsydkm

03-24-2006, 05:06 AM

My unconventional beauties......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/177.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/Drag1blondes.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/Adam09.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/Grammys2.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/dreamsunwind/Bono/e44ff09b.jpg

dreamongypsydkm

03-24-2006, 05:44 AM

I feel the need for more of these unconventionally beautiful creatures.

Stunning beauty.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/u2oneladies7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/180.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/BACopenhagen2005.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Lux_Adams/U201.jpg

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 09:22 AM

Unconventional? Have we gazed upon the same woman? The stars aligned when she was given that face.

http://muzyka.onet.pl/_i/info/duze/b/blondie.jpg

Sigourney Weaver. Not exactly what you think of when you think of beautiful, but I think she's one of the most gorgeous women out there. Always has been one hot woman.

http://www.moviehelpweb.com/images/people/weaver.jpg

Same with Susan Sarandon. She's a beautifully bugeyed woman.

http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2004/miramax/shallwedance/images/sarandon.jpg

Virginia Madsen:

http://www.smokemag.com/0905/cover1.jpg

Geena Davis:

http://webarchive.unionleader.com/doclib/photos/2005/september/929commander.jpg

Will Arnett makes my heart pitter-patter a little faster:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/arnett4.jpg

I'm sorry dear, but all of those people are conventionally attractive! At least I think so. Oh and by the way, Will Arnett is HOT!!! LOVE his voice, it totally makes me melt ~swoon~ :xoxo:

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 09:25 AM

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 09:32 AM

Me!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/DER.jpg

Nice try. LOVE the half shirt though. :cool:

michelle2677

03-24-2006, 11:41 AM

I've always thought Chris Noth was a hottie. He always has that grin, and I have a thing for guys with big noses :lol:

Sahara

03-24-2006, 12:12 PM

Alan Rickman gets a thumbs up from me too.

:wavey:

Richard B

03-24-2006, 12:46 PM

splain please.
As a Cancer I would like to know what extra arsenal I have in my astrological sign.
Have you seen "A Walk with Love and Death", from 1969, and directed by her father? It isn't a great film, but she is so young, and really beautiful in it.
Yeah Meryl is über-sexy. She was gorgeous as a no nonsense lesbian in Manhattan.

I found her heartbreakingly beautiful in Sophie's Choice.

skcin

03-24-2006, 12:53 PM

Sam Elliot. Old but way sexy. Especially in Mask. Goo God, did I want to be Cher in that friggin' movie. :shocked:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/skcin/oscars/mask04.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/skcin/oscars/mask03.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/skcin/oscars/mask01.jpg

Ray Liotta too. Esp. in Goodfellas. :nod:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/skcin/oscars/liotta.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/skcin/oscars/liotta2.jpg

bikerchic

03-24-2006, 01:49 PM

Sam Elliot. Old but way sexy. Especially in Mask. Goo God, did I want to be Cher in that friggin' movie. :shocked:

Don't forget this one! :thumbsup: Totally agree!!!!

http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/beefcake/samelliot1.jpg

And another HOT biker actor :p Arron Eckhart

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2000/ErinBrokovich/pix/eb4.jpg

diamondsnake

03-24-2006, 04:08 PM

I guess Kirstie Alley would be unconventionally hot.

http://www.cynthiaharrison.com/losingit/images/kirstie%20alley%20001%20(Custom).jpg

diamondsnake

03-24-2006, 04:13 PM

Another one I thought of....

Even though everyone considers Prince William the hot one, I like Prince Harry better. He has a unique, very unconventional look...

http://www.rumormillnews.com/images/WILLIAM_HARRY_WEDDING_DAY_2005.jpg

DavidMn

03-24-2006, 04:16 PM

Richard B

03-24-2006, 04:40 PM

I guess Kirstie Alley would be unconventionally hot.

Yuck. She's fugly.

DavidMn

03-24-2006, 04:42 PM

Yuck. She's fugly.What you gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk....:laugh:

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 04:51 PM

Yuck. She's fugly.

:eek: She is not! She just got a little, erm,...large. When she was on Cheers she looked great! :thumbsup:

Richard B

03-24-2006, 05:08 PM

:eek: She is not! She just got a little, erm,...large. When she was on Cheers she looked great! :thumbsup:
She is too! Now more than ever. Even though I enjoyed her self deprecating humor on Cheers it was only after the fact the Shelley Long was gone and I was forced to appreciate Kirstie. I liked her much, much better. The banter between Shelley and Dan was really wickedly witty. Kirstie grew tiresome quickly.

Besides I used to want to bang Diane cause she needed a good fuk so bad!
LOL.

PS
I did think Kirstie Alley was only HOT in one film, Sibling Rivalry.

DavidMn

03-24-2006, 05:24 PM

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 05:30 PM

She is too! Now more than ever. Even though I enjoyed her self deprecating humor on Cheers it was only after the fact the Shelley Long was gone. I liked her much, much better. The banter between Shelley and Dan was really wickedly witty. Kirstie grew tiresome quickly.

Besides I used to want to bang Diane cause she needed a good fuk so bad!
LOL.

PS
I did think Kirstie Alley was only HOT in one film, Sibling Rivalry.

Sibling Rivalry! LOL! :laugh:

She is MUCH better looking (or was) than Shelley Long! I couldn't stand Diane on Cheers! She reminded me of my mom too much, although that's not why I couldn't stand her, it's just that prim, proper crap got on my nerves. Kirstie Alley was hilariously wacky and irreverant...much more my taste of humour.

DavidMn

03-24-2006, 05:32 PM

Richard B

03-24-2006, 05:40 PM

Sibling Rivalry! LOL! :laugh:

She is MUCH better looking (or was) than Shelley Long! I couldn't stand Diane on Cheers! She reminded me of my mom too much, although that's not why I couldn't stand her, it's just that prim, proper crap got on my nerves. Kirstie Alley was hilariously wacky and irreverant...much more my taste of humour.
Shelley Long ROCKED. How could you not? She (and the rest of the cast) made Cheers work. Loved her prim and proper and pompous self. That's what made her so lovable and fukable. You just wanted her.

Kirstie was funny (after I accepted her), but not in a sexy way. Like I said...too much me, me, me, oh woe is me humor. It really is annoying after awhile. I see why people find that funny. I don't.

But...Sibling Rivalry!! LOL. Whatever happened to that cutie Jamie Gertz? She was in a Shelley Long film with Steve Guttenberg...'Don't Tell Her It's Me' and of course looking lovely in 'The Lost Boys.'

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 05:44 PM

Whatever happened to that cutie Jamie Gertz? She was in a Shelley Long film with Steve Guttenberg...'Don't Tell Her It's Me' and of course looking lovely in 'The Lost Boys.'

Oh god, The Lost Boys! I can recite every word of that movie...Jamie was cute but she had some really horrible lines, "Michael's great, I like Michael" she sounded mostly retarted in that movie :laugh:

Jason Patric was beyond fukable in that movie! He kind of makes my head explode...then, not now.

DavidMn

03-24-2006, 05:46 PM

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 05:48 PM

Kiefer Sutherland was in that too wasnt he?

Yep. My sister had a crush on Kiefer (because she had a thing for blondes) and I had one on Jason (because I like the curly dark-haired types). I'm going to have to find a photo of Jason to post from the Lost Boys now...

DavidMn

03-24-2006, 05:49 PM

Yep. My sister had a crush on Kiefer (because she had a thing for blondes) and I had one on Jason (because I like the curly dark-haired types). I'm going to have to find a photo of Jason to post from the Lost Boys now...That'd be cool. Also, Wasnt Jason married or engaged to Julia Roberts?

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 05:50 PM

That'd be cool. Also, Wasnt Jason married or engaged to Julia Roberts?

Ugh :rolleyes: yes. But who WASN'T she engaged to? :laugh:

wondergirl9847

03-24-2006, 05:51 PM

I love The Lost Boys!! Jason as a vampire...YUM!

http://www.asud30.dsl.pipex.com/filmpics/lostboys/patric.jpg

Jami looked cute in the movie too. :) Loved her in Square Pegs too.

http://www.towerwebproductions.com/vampires/pics/lostboys_JamiGertz1.jpg

DavidMn

03-24-2006, 05:52 PM

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 05:53 PM

Ah Christy!! You beat me to it! Doesn't he look dreamy there? ~swoons~

Richard B

03-24-2006, 05:54 PM

Oh god, The Lost Boys! I can recite every word of that movie...Jamie was cute but she had some really horrible lines, "Michael's great, I like Michael" she sounded mostly retarted in that movie :laugh:

Jason Patric was beyond fukable in that movie! He kind of makes my head explode...then, not now.
Hahaha. Yes, soooo retarded. Great quote you pulled out...certainly cringe worthy. But damn, she looked good, especially on the back of the bike. Have you seen the Special Edition of Lost Boys? I have the DVD, but not the SE. Worth a look?

I think Jason Patric is quite a good actor (even if he's gone bald...lol). Most especially in Rush and After Dark, My Sweet.

Richard B

03-24-2006, 05:55 PM

:laugh: Richard, youre so naughty.:laugh:
Me so horny!!!!!!!!

cliffdweller

03-24-2006, 05:56 PM

Hahaha. Yes, soooo retarded. Great quote you pulled out...certainly cringe worthy. But damn, she looked good, especially on the back of the bike. Have you seen the Special Edition of Lost Boys? I have the DVD, but not the SE. Worth a look?

I think Jason Patric is quite a good actor (even if he's gone bald...lol). Most especially in Rush and After Dark, My Sweet.

No, I don't have the special edition DVD either! Dammit! And thanks for reminding me about his impending (he's not all the way there yet) baldness :rolleyes: :laugh:

Did you see Jamie in Less Than Zero? Another "flashback" movie from the 80's!

Richard B

03-24-2006, 05:58 PM

No, I don't have the special edition DVD either! Dammit! And thanks for reminding me about his impending (he's not all the way there yet) baldness :rolleyes: :laugh:

Did you see Jamie in Less Than Zero? Another "flashback" movie from the 80's!
Oh yes. I endured that silly film. Loved The Bangles version of Hazy Shade of Winter. The only thing I took from the film.

Sorry about the baldness...just playing with ya! But it's true.

SuzeQuze

03-24-2006, 05:59 PM

SuzeQuze

03-24-2006, 06:03 PM

But...Sibling Rivalry!! LOL. Whatever happened to that cutie Jamie Gertz? She was in a Shelley Long film with Steve Guttenberg...'Don't Tell Her It's Me' and of course looking lovely in 'The Lost Boys.'

She's in a sitcom, one of those "fat guy/skinny wife" ones. I don't like it but i think it is sitll on.

Richard B

03-24-2006, 06:06 PM

She's in a sitcom, one of those "fat guy/skinny wife" ones. I don't like it but i think it is sitll on.
Well, at least she's still working. You know, Suze, I never watch TV.

SuzeQuze

03-24-2006, 06:08 PM

Well, at least she's still working. You know, Suze, I never watch TV.

Good for you. That's an addiction I'd like to break. I don't know what she did for the 20 years between her show and LB though. :lol: She still looks great.

goldustsongbird

03-24-2006, 06:56 PM

I agree with whoever said Alan Rickman. You just know he's a total tiger in the sack.:)

I don't know if he would be considered unconventional, but he's unconventional for me because I'm not attracted to shrimpy men, but Jon Stewart is divinely sexy.

Mmmhmm, both are hot. I especially love Alan. That voice... :blob1: I think he and Ms McVie should have a conversation - about anything. I don't care if they talk about tea and hobnobs - and let me listen in.

I don't think she's an "unconventional" beauty... I mean, friggin' look at the woman up close and you'll see what I mean, but putting Cyndi Lauper on this list might surprise a few people who are more familiar with her old image. Trust me folks, there's a beauty with lovely skin underneath all of that wild makeup!

Lessee, who else? A lot of the people I was going to put down were already said. Hey, what about Michael Richards? :laugh: I'll have to post again when I think of more people. I actually had a list of people I find attractive written down somewhere... *searches*

goldustsongbird

03-24-2006, 07:05 PM

She's in a sitcom, one of those "fat guy/skinny wife" ones. I don't like it but i think it is sitll on.

Wasn't she in "It's Always Something" portraying Gilda Radner? that's one of the last things I remember seeing her in.

goldustsongbird

03-24-2006, 07:11 PM

I guess Kirstie Alley would be unconventionally hot.

http://www.cynthiaharrison.com/losingit/images/kirstie%20alley%20001%20(Custom).jpg

:wavey: She's always been pretty hot to me. Even when she had her bad hair days on Cheers.

stargazer99

03-24-2006, 11:41 PM

You know, maybe it's just the Daily Show 'cause I also have a thing for Jon Stewart AND Steve Carrell too! Those guys are so amazingly funny and sharp, who couldn't love 'em?

I'm in love with Jon Stewart! I find him incredibly sexy. I think his intellect and wit have a lot to do with it. He's not conventionally handsome, but he's a hottie to me!

skcin

03-25-2006, 09:03 AM

Kiefer Sutherland was in that too wasnt he?

Yup. So were the Coreys. :laugh: I love The Lost Boys, we watched it a few months ago.

"Worms, Michael, you're eating worms!"

DavidMn

03-25-2006, 05:10 PM

Yup. So were the Coreys. :laugh: I love The Lost Boys, we watched it a few months ago.

"Worms, Michael, you're eating worms!"That's right. They both were. I forgot that!:laugh:

cliffdweller

03-27-2006, 09:58 AM

Jason looked very much like Jim Morrison in that movie.

I'll say! And it was all strategic...notice how many shots there are of Jason and with Jim Morrison's photographed face in the background. Hmmmm....is someone trying to make a point here? :laugh:

strandinthewind

03-27-2006, 10:05 AM

Yup. So were the Coreys. :laugh: I love The Lost Boys, we watched it a few months ago.

"Worms, Michael, you're eating worms!"

CRRRRYYYYYY little sister (thou shall not fall)

I love the movie and the song. Sighs!!!!!

Sahara

03-27-2006, 10:50 AM

Mmmhmm, both are hot. I especially love Alan. That voice... :blob1: I think he and Ms McVie should have a conversation - about anything. I don't care if they talk about tea and hobnobs - and let me listen in.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Amen to that!! *high five*

cliffdweller

03-27-2006, 11:03 AM

Hmmmm....could Christine qualify as an unconventional hottie? Perhaps this should go on the Chris forum, this could spark some serious debate! :laugh:

dissention

03-27-2006, 01:04 PM

I'm sorry dear, but all of those people are conventionally attractive! At least I think so.

Ah, I think they're pretty unique looking. Not beautiful in the traditional sense.

Oh and by the way, Will Arnett is HOT!!! LOVE his voice, it totally makes me melt ~swoon~ :xoxo:

Will Arnett is walking sex. His voice even makes Lamisil commercials sexy. Everything about him makes me hot. Same with Bateman, but he's not really "unconventional," he's just one handsome, sexy devil. That fact that they're so funny makes them even hotter. I'm so happy that Showtime picked up AD.

Will's wife Amy Poehler is another unconventional hottie. She's a cutie pie. And pictures of them together make me crack up because he's so tall & she's so short that it ends up looking like some dude taking his niece out.

I also have a weird thing for Paul Bettany. Don't ask me why because I have no real answer (he's white as a sheet and very plain), but I find him incredibly attractive.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/bet.jpg

DavidMn

03-27-2006, 01:05 PM

Ah, I think they're pretty unique looking. Not beautiful in the traditional sense.

Will Arnett is walking sex. His voice even makes Lamisil commercials sexy. Everything about him makes me hot. Same with Bateman, but he's not really "unconventional," he's just one handsome, sexy devil. That fact that they're so funny makes them even hotter. I'm so happy that Showtime picked up AD.

Will's wife Amy Poehler is another unconventional hottie. She's a cutie pie. And pictures of them together make me crack up because he's so tall & she's so short that it ends up looking like some dude taking his niece out.

I also have a weird thing for Paul Bettany. Don't ask me why because I have no real answer (he's white as a sheet and very plain), but I find him incredibly attractive.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/bet.jpgNo I get what youre saying. I like him too.

Sahara

03-27-2006, 01:54 PM

Hmmmm....could Christine qualify as an unconventional hottie? Perhaps this should go on the Chris forum, this could spark some serious debate! :laugh:

She looked so great in the Tango tourbook. Wow. :eek:

cliffdweller

03-27-2006, 03:09 PM

Will's wife Amy Poehler is another unconventional hottie. She's a cutie pie.

:eek: I didn't know they were married! I LOOOOOOOVE Amy Poehler! Have you ever seen any Upright Citizens Brigade? She is absolutely roar out loud funny. I'm glad SNL picked her up, she is my favorite cast member by far.

Will and Amy--what a great couple they make!

dissention

03-27-2006, 03:28 PM

:eek: I didn't know they were married! I LOOOOOOOVE Amy Poehler! Have you ever seen any Upright Citizens Brigade? She is absolutely roar out loud funny. I'm glad SNL picked her up, she is my favorite cast member by far.

Will and Amy--what a great couple they make!

I have the first season on DVD (I think it's the only one that was ever released). I wish they'd put out all of the seasons, the ones where the UCB worked out of the bakery truck were my favorites. ****ing hysterical. Did you see ASSCAT when it was on Bravo?

The scene in Arrested Development where Gob says "I f*cked my wife!" nearly makes me pee. Every time.

cliffdweller

03-27-2006, 03:38 PM

I have the first season on DVD (I think it's the only one that was ever released). I wish they'd put out all of the seasons, the ones where the UCB worked out of the bakery truck were my favorites. ****ing hysterical. Did you see ASSCAT when it was on Bravo?

The scene in Arrested Development where Gob says "I f*cked my wife!" nearly makes me pee. Every time.

Gob. Rich. :cool:

No, I haven't seen ASSCAT. Why doesn't this ring any bells whatsoever? :laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

03-27-2006, 03:42 PM

The scene in Arrested Development where Gob says "I f*cked my wife!" nearly makes me pee. Every time.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

dissention

03-27-2006, 03:59 PM

Gob. Rich. :cool:

That is one of my favorite episodes ("Motherboy XXX").

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/gobandwife.jpg
"Wow. I misunderestimated you."

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/wife-point_sm.jpg

No, I haven't seen ASSCAT. Why doesn't this ring any bells whatsoever? :laugh:

It was just a one-off improv special with the peeps from UCB and some SNL cast members (Tina Fey, etc.). One of the funniest things ever.

cliffdweller

03-27-2006, 04:04 PM

That is one of my favorite episodes ("Motherboy XXX").

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/gobandwife.jpg
"Wow. I misunderestimated you."

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/wife-point_sm.jpg

It was just a one-off improv special with the peeps from UCB and some SNL cast members (Tina Fey, etc.). One of the funniest things ever.

OMG, that pic ^^^^^ is hilarious!

Yeah, Gob. Thing is I thought David Cross was going to be my favorite cast member but then Will just kind of snuck up on me. After a while, it's like David Cross is just doing another character from Mr. Show, and while that is still utterly hilarious, I kind of prefer Gob now. Which reminds me, I need to get back on watching that show!

dissention

03-27-2006, 04:10 PM

OMG, that pic ^^^^^ is hilarious!

Yeah, Gob. Thing is I thought David Cross was going to be my favorite cast member but then Will just kind of snuck up on me. After a while, it's like David Cross is just doing another character from Mr. Show, and while that is still utterly hilarious, I kind of prefer Gob now. Which reminds me, I need to get back on watching that show!

He's definitely my favorite. The scene where he's camped out in the copy room in his pajamas and putting white bread through the shredder for no specific reason? That solidified it. "If it's business, then I'll go away happy. But if it's personal, I'll go away. But I won't be happy." Michael and George Michael are my favorites, too. Bateman slays me with his facial expressions alone and Michael Cera is ****ing brilliant for such a young kid.

cliffdweller

03-27-2006, 04:20 PM

Michael Cera is ****ing brilliant for such a young kid.

You got that right. Actually, speaking of young kids on the show, I have a couple of guy friends who are in love with the young girl on the show, George Michael's cousin?? Her name is escaping me at the moment. Anyway, I'm like wtf?? You're 28 and she's like 15!! :laugh:

goldustsongbird

03-27-2006, 06:09 PM

You got that right. Actually, speaking of young kids on the show, I have a couple of guy friends who are in love with the young girl on the show, George Michael's cousin?? Her name is escaping me at the moment. Anyway, I'm like wtf?? You're 28 and she's like 15!! :laugh:

Maeby? Yeah, she's kind of jailbait cute. Not really my type, but I could see why some would like her.

I love that one quote:
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Michael: That’s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?

:xoxo:

goldustsongbird

03-27-2006, 07:01 PM

Hmmmm....could Christine qualify as an unconventional hottie? Perhaps this should go on the Chris forum, this could spark some serious debate! :laugh:

Oh, you're just asking for it, aren't you? :p

Actually, I'd have to agree, she really isn't conventionally pretty. Until about a year and a half ago, I didn't even think she was attractive at all. Then I saw the Dance, and it was like, damn. After that, I gained more of an appreciation for her.

Serendipity

03-27-2006, 07:13 PM

Don't forget this one! :thumbsup: Totally agree!!!!

http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/beefcake/samelliot1.jpg

And another HOT biker actor :p Arron Eckhart

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2000/ErinBrokovich/pix/eb4.jpg

Oh my...arron eckhart...yummy! Tho around here, thats not unconventional..its just another hot biker :)

cliffdweller

03-29-2006, 10:07 AM

Oh, you're just asking for it, aren't you? :p

Actually, I'd have to agree, she really isn't conventionally pretty. Until about a year and a half ago, I didn't even think she was attractive at all. Then I saw the Dance, and it was like, damn. After that, I gained more of an appreciation for her.

yeah, there are are some really GREAT photos of Chris out there, and then there are some...erm... not so good photos of Chris out there :laugh: For the most part, I think she's an attractive woman, she just wasn't as consistantly photogenic as Stevie, but then again, Chris wasn't really into the posturing that Stevie was. And I don't think Chris was too preoccupied with her sex symbol status either. I think Chris's sense of humor and confidence are what make her the most appealing.

JazmenFlowers

03-29-2006, 03:54 PM

my #2 diva...Barbra Streisand

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/fulghamjc/Sinttulo521.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/fulghamjc/barbra.jpg
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/fulghamjc/babs.jpg

JazmenFlowers

03-29-2006, 03:56 PM

she just wasn't as consistantly photogenic as Stevie
is anyone? :laugh: :lol:

that woman should get an award for "most consistent fabulous picture taker"

cliffdweller

03-29-2006, 03:58 PM

is anyone? :laugh: :lol:

that woman should get an award for "most consistent fabulous picture taker"

No ****. She RARELY takes a bad photo. Even the few "bad photos" aren't that bad!

JazmenFlowers

03-29-2006, 04:01 PM

No ****. She RARELY takes a bad photo. Even the few "bad photos" aren't that bad!
me loves your new sig pic, btw.

cliffdweller

03-29-2006, 04:04 PM

me loves your new sig pic, btw.

awe :xoxo: thanks! Love to see Stevie shakin' it!! :thumbsup:

SuzeQuze

03-29-2006, 04:17 PM

awe :xoxo: thanks! Love to see Stevie shakin' it!! :thumbsup:

It's friggin great!

Brwn_eyes0511

03-29-2006, 06:35 PM

xdreamsunwindx

03-29-2006, 06:42 PM

I've always had a weird thing for Lou Reed:

http://opioids.com/heroin/lou-reed.jpg

Damn.

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 08:33 AM

I've always had a weird thing for Lou Reed:

http://opioids.com/heroin/lou-reed.jpg

Damn.

There is something to be said for that - though I have no idea what it is :laugh:

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 09:58 AM

I've always had a weird thing for Lou Reed:

http://opioids.com/heroin/lou-reed.jpg

Damn.

Lou's cool. Maybe that's why? :shrug:

Is Viggo Mortensen conventionally attractive? Some would say yes, some would say no. I think he's hot.

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 10:31 AM

. . . Is Viggo Mortensen conventionally attractive? Some would say yes, some would say no. I think he's hot.

He is the only human being I know who looks better as a dirty warrior than a clean human :laugh: So, I would say no to the conventional part, though he is very attractive.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 10:39 AM

He is the only human being I know who looks better as a dirty warrior than a clean human :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh:

Why is that? It's one of the great mysteries of the modern world. I think he looks better with darker hair, but that's my preference. Damn his Scandinavian heritage! :laugh:

skcin

03-30-2006, 10:43 AM

He is the only human being I know who looks better as a dirty warrior than a clean human :laugh: So, I would say no to the conventional part, though he is very attractive.

Well, I also prefer a dirty Brad Pitt or Matthew McConaughey. :cool: But yes, Viggo is better sweaty & grimy too.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 11:11 AM

Well, I also prefer a dirty Brad Pitt or Matthew McConaughey. :cool: But yes, Viggo is better sweaty & grimy too.

You and your dirties. Are you going to see that new MM movie with Sarah Jessica Parker? The name of it escapes me at the moment...

skcin

03-30-2006, 11:19 AM

You and your dirties. Are you going to see that new MM movie with Sarah Jessica Parker? The name of it escapes me at the moment...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Failure To Launch. :D Haven't seen it yet, but of course I want to.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 11:25 AM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Failure To Launch. :D Haven't seen it yet, but of course I want to.

That's it! I think I saw MM in his tighty whities in a commercial for that movie...of course it did NOTHING for me, but I thought you might like to know about it :laugh:.

JazmenFlowers

03-30-2006, 11:32 AM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Failure To Launch. :D Haven't seen it yet, but of course I want to.
I'm gonna watch it over the weekend. I got a bootleg cause I'm scared it's gonna suck. Anyone going to see Basic Instinct 2? I think it's gonna flop.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 11:48 AM

I'm gonna watch it over the weekend. I got a bootleg cause I'm scared it's gonna suck. Anyone going to see Basic Instinct 2? I think it's gonna flop.

Oh lord, I saw the preview for that last night...was it during Idol? Anyway, I see that Sharon is still showing us her utie, so what's new? :rolleyes::laugh:

Seriously, that woman needs to get a new schtick, this new movie looks like a bad parody of the old one.

dissention

03-30-2006, 01:00 PM

Is Viggo Mortensen conventionally attractive? Some would say yes, some would say no. I think he's hot.

Holy ****. Look who got beat with the ugly stick.

dissention

03-30-2006, 01:03 PM

Oh lord, I saw the preview for that last night...was it during Idol? Anyway, I see that Sharon is still showing us her utie, so what's new? :rolleyes::laugh:

Seriously, that woman needs to get a new schtick, this new movie looks like a bad parody of the old one.

She recently said that teens should be giving blowjobs and licking crotch instead of partaking in "vaginal and anal sex." She said that she told that to a woman who was shopping for clothes with her daughter. Then she want on to say that Hillary Clinton is a sexpot.

Crazy bitch. I love her.

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 01:05 PM

:laugh: :laugh:

Why is that? It's one of the great mysteries of the modern world. I think he looks better with darker hair, but that's my preference. Damn his Scandinavian heritage! :laugh:

I know!!!!!

BTW - if you do not look too closely at it, Bill Cambell looks like he is holding a dildo in the pic. in your sig. :eek:

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 01:06 PM

You and your dirties. Are you going to see that new MM movie with Sarah Jessica Parker? The name of it escapes me at the moment...

IT was cute, but nothing stellar believe me. Actually, it was an excuse to show MM (pronounced mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) shirtless and sometimes wet and La Parker in a parade of fashion. Defintely a date movie or a rental.

DavidMn

03-30-2006, 01:07 PM

I know!!!!!

BTW - if you do not look too closely at it, Bill Cambell looks like he is holding a dildo in the pic. in your sig. :eek:That's a unique dildo if I've ever seeon one!:laugh:

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 01:09 PM

Holy ****. Look who got beat with the ugly stick.

Speaking of which - and this is JUST for you my beloved

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/strandinthewind/57170535.jpg

This way, instead of blaming it on bad taste, LaToya Jackson can simply say, "Well, I was just so startled by the fact that my jacket shrank and then the ferret clipped to my belt tore a scrap out of it, all of which exposed the fact that I was forced to wear a bra top that didn't fit because it's laundry day. Still... happy face! Happy face!"

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/03/lafugta_jackson.html

dissention

03-30-2006, 01:14 PM

Speaking of which - and this is JUST for you my beloved

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/strandinthewind/57170535.jpg

This way, instead of blaming it on bad taste, LaToya Jackson can simply say, "Well, I was just so startled by the fact that my jacket shrank and then the ferret clipped to my belt tore a scrap out of it, all of which exposed the fact that I was forced to wear a bra top that didn't fit because it's laundry day. Still... happy face! Happy face!"

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/03/lafugta_jackson.html

I can't tell if that's a Jackson or Dyan Cannon.

JazmenFlowers

03-30-2006, 01:17 PM

I can't tell if that's a Jackson or Dyan Cannon.
lmao. amen!

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 01:17 PM

I can't tell if that's a Jackson or Dyan Cannon.

Oh why not - http://www.dyancannon.com/

HHA HHAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA :angel:

skcin

03-30-2006, 01:18 PM

IT was cute, but nothing stellar believe me. Actually, it was an excuse to show MM (pronounced mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) shirtless and sometimes wet and La Parker in a parade of fashion. Defintely a date movie or a rental.

Well, let's be honest here, it's not like MM has done a lot of really stellar acting. Or been in stellar movies. Not that I don't enjoy them (or him) of course.

BTW - you just made me drool. :p

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 01:25 PM

Well, let's be honest here, it's not like MM has done a lot of really stellar acting. Or been in stellar movies. Not that I don't enjoy them (or him) of course.

Lord Child - an actor he is not :laugh:

BTW - you just made me drool. :p

I have that effect on people!!!! :wavey:

Also, the THOUGHT of MM naked and stones while loping about his house playing the bongos is really more than I can take at this moment :laugh:

dissention

03-30-2006, 01:30 PM

Lord Child - an actor he is not :laugh:

Rent "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" just for ****s & giggles. I just had to buy that garbage for my own home library. Whoever told him to pursue a job in acting should be publicly flogged & spit upon.

The only thing that could get me to see "Failure To Launch" would be Bradley Cooper completely naked, but it doesn't appear to have any such scenes, unfortunately. And I heard Sarah Jessica's feet are so fugly looking from forcing them into those heels for so long that they had to digitally alter them to make them look more pleasant.

SuzeQuze

03-30-2006, 01:30 PM

Well, I also prefer a dirty Brad Pitt or Matthew McConaughey. :cool: But yes, Viggo is better sweaty & grimy too.

I concur, he's smokin' hot in The Perfect Murder. Mmmmmm...

This way, instead of blaming it on bad taste, LaToya Jackson can simply say, "Well, I was just so startled by the fact that my jacket shrank and then the ferret clipped to my belt tore a scrap out of it, all of which exposed the fact that I was forced to wear a bra top that didn't fit because it's laundry day. Still... happy face! Happy face!"

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...a_jackson.html

Looks like she got new, larger implants but is still wearing the old clothes! :eek: Get thee to a tailor!

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 01:32 PM

. . . would be Bradley Cooper completely naked . . . .

Well, he is close to it in a few :wavey:

BTW - did you see this:

bathroom (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/whitney-houston/whitney-houston-making-crack-house-a-crack-home-163767.php)

so FUKCING sad to see it.

dissention

03-30-2006, 01:37 PM

Well, he is close to it in a few :wavey:

Damn. "Close" only qualifies for a rental with a Rent 1 Get 1 coupon, bub.

BTW - did you see this:

bathroom (http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/whitney-houston/whitney-houston-making-crack-house-a-crack-home-163767.php)

so FUKCING sad to see it.

Pffft. Those Enquirer bitches were scooped by The Sun. Go over to DListed, they have the original Sun article. ****ing nasty. The crazy wench thinks demons are beating her up when she's high. And I've got a bootleg from when she performed at the Olympics this past year. Ouch. She sounds worse than Stevie.

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 01:40 PM

Damn. "Close" only qualifies for a rental with a Rent 1 Get 1 coupon, bub.

Pffft. Those Enquirer bitches were scooped by The Sun. Go over to DListed, they have the original Sun article. ****ing nasty. The crazy wench thinks demons are beating her up when she's high. And I've got a bootleg from when she performed at the Olympics this past year. Ouch. She sounds worse than Stevie.

Hey now - La Nicks can still belt it when she wants - and that is just her waist line - ba bum bump :cool:

I think if Titney would stop the shiitte and let her voice heal (even to 80%), she could make a HUGE comeback - sadly, I think she will die from the drugs.

DavidMn

03-30-2006, 01:40 PM

I can't tell if that's a Jackson or Dyan Cannon.
Dyan Cannon. Good lord I'd forgotten about her!:laugh:

dissention

03-30-2006, 01:45 PM

Hey now - La Nicks can still belt it when she wants - and that is just her waist line - ba bum bump :cool:

I think if Titney would stop the shiitte and let her voice heal (even to 80%), she could make a HUGE comeback - sadly, I think she will die from the drugs.

Eek. Her voice is as busted as her face. She can't sing above a whisper and when she tries, her voice cracks and it ends up sounding like Harvey Fierstein trying to hit a Julie Andrews note from Victor Victoria. Not to mention the fact that she gets winded after one line, gasping for air like someone who's choking would. Take a listen and try to pay no attention to Mary's singing along with her.

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1GQ1JVEALDQWW1KCQ5RC4VGMSR

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 01:49 PM

Eek. Her voice is as busted as her face. She can't sing above a whisper and when she tries, her voice cracks and it ends up sounding like Harvey Fierstein trying to hit a Julie Andrews note from Victor Victoria. Not to mention the fact that she gets winded after one line, gasping for air like someone who's choking would. Take a listen and try to pay no attention to Mary's singing along with her.

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1GQ1JVEALDQWW1KCQ5RC4VGMSR

I know. But, I think she could have a chance at healing to some much lesser percentage than 100% if she would clean her act up and wait a year or so. My voice certainly has been in the toilet more than once and a week or so of pure living always brings it back. Then again, I have never been anywhere close to her level of the toilet. mine was just getting liquored up to much and smoking too many cigs while so.

In that clip and in that seriously weakened voice, the evidence of the voice is still there and surprisingly so, albeit she is cracked out and unable to breathe. So - FUKCING sad to me. I mean when she hits those final few "FREEEEE" - the damage is horrifically apparent.

Also, I heard La Andrews' voice crack on stage in that - I cried.

DavidMn

03-30-2006, 01:56 PM

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 01:57 PM

I know!!!!!

BTW - if you do not look too closely at it, Bill Cambell looks like he is holding a dildo in the pic. in your sig. :eek:

It's BRUCE CAMPBELL. And I created that sig in your honor :xoxo:

That is hilarious though. Dildo, never crossed my mind...I guess I don't know my way around a dildo like SOME people do :laugh:

dissention

03-30-2006, 01:58 PM

Then again, I have never been anywhere close to her level of the toilet. mine was just getting liquored up to much and smoking too many cigs while so.

Yeah, you weren't exactly disappearing into crackdens for weeks at a time and smoking so many eight balls that you beat yourself up and blamed it on the "demons." At least I hope not.

In that clip and in that seriously weakened voice, the evidence of the voice is still there and surprisingly so, albeit she is cracked out and unable to breathe. So - FUKCING sad to me. I mean when she hits those final few "FREEEEE" - the damage is horrifically apparent.

She sounds like she's got a pair of balls. It's shocking.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 01:58 PM

Holy ****. Look who got beat with the ugly stick.

You are officially crazy :]

The man is hot. Deal with it. :laugh:

DavidMn

03-30-2006, 01:59 PM

You are officially crazy :]

The man is hot. Deal with it. :laugh:I'm with you hun. He is hot.:)

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 02:00 PM

She recently said that teens should be giving blowjobs and licking crotch instead of partaking in "vaginal and anal sex." She said that she told that to a woman who was shopping for clothes with her daughter. Then she want on to say that Hillary Clinton is a sexpot.

Crazy bitch. I love her.

That's hilarious. Now if only she could act. :laugh:

How come Mr. Douglas isn't partaking in this sinking ship? Hate him btw...

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 02:00 PM

It's BRUCE CAMPBELL. And I created that sig in your honor :xoxo:

That is hilarious though. Dildo, never crossed my mind...I guess I don't know my way around a dildo like SOME people do :laugh:

Ya know I can't type for shiitteee!!!! :laugh:

It reminds me of some of the ones I saw in Quills, which was an ODD movie :nod:

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 02:01 PM

You are officially crazy :]

The man is hot. Deal with it. :laugh:

I love it when you two crazies fight :wavey:

DavidMn

03-30-2006, 02:02 PM

I love it when you two crazies fight :wavey:MEEEEOOOWWWW!:laugh:

dissention

03-30-2006, 02:03 PM

You are officially crazy :]

The man is hot. Deal with it. :laugh:

He truly repulses me to a large degree, right up there with Matthew McConawhatever. Yuck. But though I hate him as an actor, he was ****ing fantastic in A History of Violence. I want to have that movie's babies.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 02:03 PM

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 02:03 PM

Yeah, you weren't exactly disappearing into crackdens for weeks at a time and smoking so many eight balls that you beat yourself up and blamed it on the "demons." At least I hope not . . . .

No, I nver did anything remotely approaching that :eek:

Loping down a crowded city street half crocked BELTING Ethel was more my speed. And - ya know I still do that to this day :laugh:

dissention

03-30-2006, 02:05 PM

Loping down a crowded city street half crocked BELTING Ethel was more my speed. And - ya know I still do that to this day :laugh:

I just bought It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World for a few bucks. That movie makes me want to murder her, but torture her for hours & hours before finally committing the act.

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 02:07 PM

I just bought It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World for a few bucks. That movie makes me want to murder her, but torture her for hours & hours before finally committing the act.

She is soooooooo FUKCING hysterical in that movie, esp. in the chase scenes. That moving is so bad, it is good :laugh:

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 02:07 PM

He truly repulses me to a large degree, right up there with Matthew McConawhatever. Yuck. But though I hate him as an actor, he was ****ing fantastic in A History of Violence. I want to have that movie's babies.

He was so f'ing good in that. And how about that sex scene with Maria Bello on the stairs? :shocked:

I want to have that scene's babies. :laugh:

dissention

03-30-2006, 02:11 PM

He was so f'ing good in that. And how about that sex scene with Maria Bello on the stairs? :shocked:

I want to have that scene's babies. :laugh:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I want Maria Bello to have my babies. Oh my, she is hot. I'm still bitter that Judi Dench got an Oscar nom over Maria. He should have been nominated, too. What dolts.

Cronenberg is one of my favorites. Even his mediocre movies are heads & shoulders above almost everything else.

dissention

03-30-2006, 02:13 PM

She is soooooooo FUKCING hysterical in that movie, esp. in the chase scenes. That moving is so bad, it is good :laugh:

I hate her in it. Seriously. I want to do very bad things to her as soon as I hear that voice. If I had her for a mother-in-law like that poor schlub did, I'd take out a nice insurance policy and whack her a few months later.

GypsySorcerer

03-30-2006, 02:14 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I want Maria Bello to have my babies. Oh my, she is hot. I'm still bitter that Judi Dench got an Oscar nom over Maria. He should have been nominated, too. What dolts.

Cronenberg is one of my favorites. Even his mediocre movies are heads & shoulders above almost everything else.

Bello's snub was one of the biggest of the year. The fact that Dench, Knightley and Charlize were nominated and she wasn't was a crime. :shocked:

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 02:14 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I want Maria Bello to have my babies. Oh my, she is hot. I'm still bitter that Judi Dench got an Oscar nom over Maria. He should have been nominated, too. What dolts.

Cronenberg is one of my favorites. Even his mediocre movies are heads & shoulders above almost everything else.

I'm so glad we're back to agreeing :xoxo: Yes! Cronenberg is one of the best! One movie that will f*ck you up though is Dead Ringers. Holy yikes :eek: Jeremy Irons totally disturbed me in that movie.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 02:15 PM

Bello's snub was one of the biggest of the year. The fact that Dench, Knightey and Charlize were nominated and she wasn't was a crime. :shocked:

Speaking of, did anyone see North Country? I don't know a soul who did! I'm intrigued because I loooooove Frances McDormand and I'm really starting to like Charlize too.

dissention

03-30-2006, 02:21 PM

Bello's snub was one of the biggest of the year. The fact that Dench, Knightey and Charlize were nominated and she wasn't was a crime. :shocked:

Aren't you still scratching your head over those? I am. That's ****ed up, Daisy. King Kong was a piece of ****, but I thought Naomi Watts was spellbinding in it. She should've taken one of those slots, too.

I'm so glad we're back to agreeing :xoxo: Yes! Cronenberg is one of the best! One movie that will f*ck you up though is Dead Ringers. Holy yikes :eek: Jeremy Irons totally disturbed me in that movie.

Love that movie! Jeremy Irons is awesome in it. The Brood still terrifies me and Videodrome is just...the best. eXistenZ is one of his best, too, but I know you didn't like that one very much.

I saw North Country and thought it was good until the courtroom theatrics. Then I gagged on my own spit. Wait until you see Charlize on Arrested Development; she's actually kind of funny, even if her story arc is friggin' insane.

GypsySorcerer

03-30-2006, 02:26 PM

Speaking of, did anyone see North Country? I don't know a soul who did! I'm intrigued because I loooooove Frances McDormand and I'm really starting to like Charlize too.

I love McDormand too. She's good in her role, but I wouldn't call it an extraordinary performance.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 02:27 PM

Aren't you still scratching your head over those? I am. That's ****ed up, Daisy. King Kong was a piece of ****, but I thought Naomi Watts was spellbinding in it. She should've taken one of those slots, too.

Love that movie! Jeremy Irons is awesome in it. The Brood still terrifies me and Videodrome is just...the best. eXistenZ is one of his best, too, but I know you didn't like that one very much.

I saw North Country and thought it was good until the courtroom theatrics. Then I gagged on my own spit. Wait until you see Charlize on Arrested Development; she's actually kind of funny, even if her story arc is friggin' insane.

Can't wait to see it---A.D.

yeah, eXistenZ was too...erm, detached for me, even though I know that's signature Cronenberg, it just left me a bit cold. Oh, and that movie made me HATE Jude Law, god how I hated his character. But before you put my picture on your dartboard :laugh: I'll have you know that Velvet Goldmine almost ruined Christian Bale for me. I hated him in that movie when I first saw it! I don't know why...I think it's because his character was kind of a spineless idiot or something. Perhaps I'm misremembering that though. When I saw Jude in The Talented Mr. Ripley my tongue was wagging on the floor.

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 02:28 PM

I love McDormand too. She's good in her role, but I wouldn't call it an extraordinary performance.

Yeah, I'm thinking rental for this movie.

I was also thinking rental for The New World...my husband is totally against seeing that movie due to both of our disgust for Colin Ferrell :laugh: but I have an obsession with seeing everything Christian Bale is in, bad or good. I know, it's a sickness.

BTFLCHLD

03-30-2006, 02:32 PM

ok so here is a chick that i think is unconvent beauty...she doesnt do enuf movies imo...what say ye?
<a href="http://tinypic.com"><img src="http://i2.tinypic.com/smras7.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by TinyPic"></a>

dissention

03-30-2006, 02:36 PM

ok so here is a chick that i think is unconvent beauty...she doesnt do enuf movies imo...what say ye?

I love Lili Taylor. Always thought she was cute. Clea DuVall is oddly beautiful, too. Which reminds me that HBO really, really needs to wrap up Carnivale somehow. Anyway...

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 02:38 PM

Yup. Love Lilly Taylor. I don't know why she gets the "ugly" label in Hollywood, perhaps it's because she looks like a real person :eek:

Richard B

03-30-2006, 02:39 PM

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 02:55 PM

I hate her in it. Seriously. I want to do very bad things to her as soon as I hear that voice. If I had her for a mother-in-law like that poor schlub did, I'd take out a nice insurance policy and whack her a few months later.

AND - I think, like La Ryder "playing" crazy in Girl Interrupted, it took no acting to play that shew :laugh:

Sort of like Swoozie Kurtz "playing" a lush - bless her heart I just adore her. Interestingly, I think the Swooz has a very odd look to her, which I find compelling.

BTFLCHLD

03-30-2006, 02:56 PM

why cant i think of any dudes other than harvey keitel?? :rolleyes:

youre all hotties!!!!!! :]

skcin

03-30-2006, 02:59 PM

He truly repulses me to a large degree, right up there with Matthew McConawhatever. Yuck.

Hi, it's Matthew McCona****youdissahay. :wavey:

amber

03-30-2006, 03:02 PM

Hi, it's Matthew McCona****youdissahay. :wavey:

:laugh: :laugh: :xoxo:
He just really could not be more tasty.

strandinthewind

03-30-2006, 03:14 PM

Hi, it's Matthew McCona****youdissahay. :wavey:

Wacka Wakca Wacka :blob1: :blob2: :blob1: :blob2:

cliffdweller

03-30-2006, 05:28 PM

Wacka Wakca Wacka :blob1: :blob2: :blob1: :blob2:

Hmmmm, that spelling again :rolleyes: :laugh: :xoxo:

JazmenFlowers

03-30-2006, 06:00 PM

Hi, it's Matthew McCona****youdissahay. :wavey:
you clever little mynx

wait, "what's a mynx?"

...signed the pickler

xdreamsunwindx

03-30-2006, 07:47 PM

Lou's cool. Maybe that's why? :shrug:

Is Viggo Mortensen conventionally attractive? Some would say yes, some would say no. I think he's hot.

I've always thought he was hot. I mean, actually attractive. Not just the "coolest person ever" thing he has going on. I don't get it. Then again, I also think Elvis Costello was pretty hot in the 70s. Maybe I really do need glasses.

And Viggo is ****ing gorgeous. I'd hit that, no question. I think it was cool how he was married to Exene Cervenka from X, another unconventional hottie. She's incredibly awesome.

Richard B

03-30-2006, 07:53 PM

I'd hit that, no question.
Damn. You sound like a dude. First time I heard a female say that, except for a lesbian I sorta know.

xdreamsunwindx

03-30-2006, 08:14 PM

Damn. You sound like a dude. First time I heard a female say that, except for a lesbian I sorta know.

Really? I hear it all the time. All of my female friends say that, and most of the ones who say it are straight.

Maybe I'm just a perv. That's cool, too.

danax6

03-30-2006, 08:29 PM

Brwn_eyes0511

03-30-2006, 09:15 PM

<img src="http://www.stargalleries.com/g/judygarland/judy%20garland%20305a.jpg">

<img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-015~Judy-Garland-Posters.jpg">

<img src="http://www.abc.net.au/love/images/judygarlandbio.jpg">

For some reason, during her lifetime, she was never considered a beauty.. (for what reason I have no clue!) So for that reason I'm including Ms. Garland!

goldustsongbird

03-31-2006, 01:17 AM

For some reason, during her lifetime, she was never considered a beauty.. (for what reason I have no clue!) So for that reason I'm including Ms. Garland!

Crazy bastards. Look at those eyes and lips!

BTFLCHLD

03-31-2006, 01:28 AM

eric roberts and conan obrien :lol: :shocked:

skcin

03-31-2006, 09:53 AM

you clever little mynx

wait, "what's a mynx?"

...signed the pickler

What? A mink? Like a coat? :laugh:

cliffdweller

03-31-2006, 12:26 PM

eric roberts and conan obrien :lol: :shocked:

Omg, I kinda have a thing for Conan too. He's really not too physically appealing (that melon head!) but he's so damn funny! That makes him attractive.

cliffdweller

03-31-2006, 12:27 PM

I think it was cool how he was married to Exene Cervenka from X, another unconventional hottie.

yeah, that's beyond cool. Viggo's a bit different though. Have you ever seen him interviewed? :shocked:

xdreamsunwindx

03-31-2006, 03:16 PM

yeah, that's beyond cool. Viggo's a bit different though. Have you ever seen him interviewed? :shocked:

Nope, but I assume it's amusing. Is he a total ass when he's interviewed? Because I've heard that before.

And uh.. I have a thing for Robert Smith from The Cure. End.

cliffdweller

03-31-2006, 03:21 PM

Nope, but I assume it's amusing. Is he a total ass when he's interviewed? Because I've heard that before.

He's not really an ass, unless you find someone who doesn't say much and then f*cks around with the interviewer to be an ass. I saw him on the Daily Show a while back. Jon had fun with him, but it wasn't insightful at all, it also doesn't help that Jon is a bad interviewer (although he's funny as hell).

dissention

03-31-2006, 04:02 PM

He's not really an ass, unless you find someone who doesn't say much and then f*cks around with the interviewer to be an ass. I saw him on the Daily Show a while back. Jon had fun with him, but it wasn't insightful at all, it also doesn't help that Jon is a bad interviewer (although he's funny as hell).

I saw him on Charlie Rose and he seemed fine to me. Well-spoken and quite eloquent, especially when giving his opinion on Bush.

cliffdweller

03-31-2006, 04:37 PM

I saw him on Charlie Rose and he seemed fine to me. Well-spoken and quite eloquent, especially when giving his opinion on Bush.

Maybe Jon put him ill at ease? That happens A LOT.

I'd love to hear his comments about Bush.

SuzeQuze

03-31-2006, 04:38 PM

Maybe Jon put him ill at ease? That happens A LOT.

I'd love to hear his comments about Bush.

Me too, those words coming out of that mouth! :eek: :D

cliffdweller

03-31-2006, 05:04 PM

Me too, those words coming out of that mouth! :eek: :D

:laugh: Mmmmm, yes, exactly.

bikerchic

04-09-2006, 05:50 PM

Hey Paula, this is for you. I don't know if you get TNT, but our honey has a new series:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/features/?id=2042&p=.htm

skcin

04-10-2006, 04:02 PM

Hey Paula, this is for you. I don't know if you get TNT, but our honey has a new series:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/features/?id=2042&p=.htm

You had me all excited thinking it was a series - it's just one movie, though. That's OK. I missed it, but I'm sure they'll air it again 50 times. :laugh: