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JazmenFlowers
02-28-2006, 02:07 PM
I knew these bitches were fake. It's fun to laugh at.

http://www.glennferon.com/index.html

EDIT: once you get to the site, go to portfolio. select a picture and move your mouse over it to see it before it was re-touched. yikes.
BTFLCHLD
02-28-2006, 02:57 PM
I knew these bitches were fake. It's fun to laugh at.

http://www.glennferon.com/index.html

EDIT: once you get to the site, go to portfolio. select a picture and move your mouse over it to see it before it was re-touched. yikes.
some arent even that bad before...
good thing they removed the CTs :o
SuzeQuze
02-28-2006, 03:52 PM
Yes, ALL photos are retouched! Don't ever compare yourselves to magazine photos. Please! Or your SO. Or the person next to you. Hehe.
Brwn_eyes0511
02-28-2006, 04:46 PM
Yes, ALL photos are retouched! Don't ever compare yourselves to magazine photos. Please! Or your SO. Or the person next to you. Hehe.

Isn't that the truth...

However...after seeing Mariah upclose in person... I do have to say, she is sort of flawless...:o :wavey:
DavidMn
02-28-2006, 04:49 PM
Yes, ALL photos are retouched! Don't ever compare yourselves to magazine photos. Please! Or your SO. Or the person next to you. Hehe.Carly Simon anyone?:lol:
SuzeQuze
02-28-2006, 05:17 PM
Isn't that the truth...

However...after seeing Mariah upclose in person... I do have to say, she is sort of flawless...:o :wavey:

They say this about Stevie's skin too. But in today's photos, as you can see, they remove pounds, cellulite, blemishes, add boobs, fake makeup, etc...
Sugar
02-28-2006, 05:47 PM
I feel like a babe in the woods....:lol:

I truly got an education about retouching today.
BTFLCHLD
02-28-2006, 05:52 PM
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MoonChilde
02-28-2006, 06:46 PM
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AWW...:xoxo: to cute
DavidMn
02-28-2006, 07:29 PM
<a href="http://tinypic.com"><img src="http://i2.tinypic.com/os7pkg.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by TinyPic"></a>Bow Wow!!:xoxo:
Enchanted_Stevi
02-28-2006, 07:46 PM
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OMG HE IS SO CUTE!!!!
madformac
02-28-2006, 07:54 PM
I can't believe what these people charge!! All the stuff on that portfolio is really easy stuff to do if you are an advanced Photoshop user....

I think I'm in the wrong career. :shocked:
DavidMn
02-28-2006, 08:15 PM
I can't believe what these people charge!! All the stuff on that portfolio is really easy stuff to do if you are an advanced Photoshop user....

I think I'm in the wrong career. :shocked:Boy do I get that!! A fool and their money are soon parted...:laugh:
madformac
02-28-2006, 08:16 PM
Boy do I get that!! A fool and their money are soon parted...:laugh:

Well I've parted with a lot of money lately so it must be true! :blob2:
Red
02-28-2006, 08:45 PM
Well I sure fell a helluva lot better about myself!
The Tower
02-28-2006, 10:26 PM
I think it's a tie for Worst Offender on this one between Halle Berry and Alicia Keys (!!!!!) :shocked:

****- those chicks look nazzz-ty before the retouching.

Beyonce looks pretty good before.

Notice how in the one picture with the guy that the chick is totally retouched, but the guy is the same in the final photograph....
goldie
02-28-2006, 10:35 PM
I am feeling extremely content with myself right now. :)
heyjupiter678
02-28-2006, 11:25 PM
I was looking through a similar site the other day: http://www.fluideffect.com/index2.html (click "portfolio" then "before/after")

Scary stuff. The before shot of Denise Richards is still giving me nightmares.
The Tower
02-28-2006, 11:35 PM
I was looking through a similar site the other day: http://www.fluideffect.com/index2.html (click "portfolio" then "before/after")

Scary stuff. The before shot of Denise Richards is still giving me nightmares.
Yeah. Don'tcha just looooove her nazzty bloodshot eyes???

What they did to Johnny Knoxville is criminal.

Elijah Wood looked way better before his "treatment". And it's good to see that Tobey Maguire is just as hot au natural as he is with the fixins.
Miss Vicky
03-01-2006, 12:30 AM
Am I the only one that thinks that most of these photos looked better before this idiot got his hands on them? The retouched versions just look like highly detailed cartoon drawings, they don't even look like photos anymore.

Although it is kind of fun to roll my mouse over them and watch the ladies' T 'n' A magically swell and shrink. :lol:
SuzeQuze
03-01-2006, 08:18 AM
Am I the only one that thinks that most of these photos looked better before this idiot got his hands on them? The retouched versions just look like highly detailed cartoon drawings, they don't even look like photos anymore.

Although it is kind of fun to roll my mouse over them and watch the ladies' T 'n' A magically swell and shrink. :lol:

I agree, they look too "done" afterward.
elie
03-01-2006, 09:47 AM
Am I the only one that thinks that most of these photos looked better before this idiot got his hands on them? The retouched versions just look like highly detailed cartoon drawings, they don't even look like photos anymore.

Although it is kind of fun to roll my mouse over them and watch the ladies' T 'n' A magically swell and shrink. :lol:

No, I agree with you. The "after" shots look totally fake. And most of those people look good anyway, even before the retouching.
However, I 've got to say that it does make me feel better about myself (unfortunately I look horrible in pictures...)
JazmenFlowers
03-01-2006, 10:11 AM
I was looking through a similar site the other day: http://www.fluideffect.com/index2.html (click "portfolio" then "before/after")

Scary stuff. The before shot of Denise Richards is still giving me nightmares.
that's a good one too. yeah, the one of Denise is puketastic.
jannieC
03-01-2006, 11:15 AM
I was looking through a similar site the other day: http://www.fluideffect.com/index2.html (click "portfolio" then "before/after")

Scary stuff. The before shot of Denise Richards is still giving me nightmares.
Okay now *this* site makes more sense. I see a big differences in the photos and wow- I do feel better about myself after looking at them. Seriously, and here I thought I was the only one to have veins in my hands.
SuzeQuze
03-01-2006, 11:30 AM
that's a good one too. yeah, the one of Denise is puketastic.

What page is this one on? They removed like 4 sizes from Jessica what's her face's ass! before/after, Page 2, column 2, photo 4. I suddenly like my ass better! :lol:
SuzeQuze
03-01-2006, 11:31 AM
Okay now *this* site makes more sense. I see a big differences in the photos and wow- I do feel better about myself after looking at them. Seriously, and here I thought I was the only one to have veins in my hands.

Pores on your face, freckles, cellulite, dents in body, etc. Man, they make women look like mannequins!
jannieC
03-01-2006, 12:10 PM
Pores on your face, freckles, cellulite, dents in body, etc. Man, they make women look like mannequins!
They also get rid of those pesky, jutting collarbones- thank goodness. :laugh:
JazmenFlowers
03-01-2006, 12:10 PM
What page is this one on? They removed like 4 sizes from Jessica what's her face's ass! before/after, Page 2, column 2, photo 4. I suddenly like my ass better! :lol:
page 3, third row, on left
SuzeQuze
03-01-2006, 12:32 PM
page 3, third row, on left

She has a lot of facial hair!
DavidMn
03-01-2006, 02:40 PM
She has a lot of facial hair!EWWW:eek: For nasty!:lol:
Raeven Skye
03-01-2006, 02:44 PM
very enlightening! thanks for posting that..i can't wait to share it with my friends!:lol:
amber
03-01-2006, 10:49 PM
Why is everyone "black"? :confused:
anyhoo....I didn't notice that anyone looked very bad before the retouch. It looks like he mainly changes the color tone, and plumps up boobies. Also, he erases the small fuzzy hairline hairs. The one that was really, really stupid was that chick in the water - her stomach was way flat already and they flattened it more. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

I sooooooooo wanted Tyra Banks to be on there looking fug, because I hate her. Alas, no.

It's also strange that they erased...armpit wrinkles? From - the next to the last guy, forgot his name. Usher? How retarded. And torso lines and neck lines. He actually seems the most heavily retouched, besides the removal of Miss Badu's extensive body marks.