GarboSpeaks!
01-21-2006, 03:15 AM
An old letter I found from Creem. Have no idea what issue, I just have the page ripped out. Sorry if it's been posted here before.
"NIX NICKS"
Dear Abby: I've got problems. I think that Christine McVie is sexier than Stevie Nicks, and while all my pubescent friends have fantasies about Ann Wilson, well, quite frankly, she's a little top heavy for my tastes. And I haven't bought a Lou Reed album since Berlin or a John Cale album since Paris 1919, although my friends tell me I haven't missed anything. And recently I even started playing my T. Rex LP's, and I quite liked them. What has gone wrong in my life?
Teenage Head
Oklahoma City, OK
(Dear Head: It sounds like you'll survive this crisis, but if hair starts growing on your toes, let us know immediately. --Ed.
Beneath that was a long drawn out letter titled "One Nation Under Billy" where the writer speaks of listening to his Devo records backwards and certain things becoming clear. Among them:
Eric Clapton, Rod Stewart, Rick Wakemna, Shaun Cassidy, Kiss & Fleetwood Mac will all be gunned down onstage within the next year -and the lone assailant will be acquitted on the grounds that it was justifiable homicide.
The letter was from a Canadian. Now I don't wanna say anything..... :shrug:
Oh my, Creem and it's readers. Where have all the good Rock Rags gone. :rolleyes:
"NIX NICKS"
Dear Abby: I've got problems. I think that Christine McVie is sexier than Stevie Nicks, and while all my pubescent friends have fantasies about Ann Wilson, well, quite frankly, she's a little top heavy for my tastes. And I haven't bought a Lou Reed album since Berlin or a John Cale album since Paris 1919, although my friends tell me I haven't missed anything. And recently I even started playing my T. Rex LP's, and I quite liked them. What has gone wrong in my life?
Teenage Head
Oklahoma City, OK
(Dear Head: It sounds like you'll survive this crisis, but if hair starts growing on your toes, let us know immediately. --Ed.
Beneath that was a long drawn out letter titled "One Nation Under Billy" where the writer speaks of listening to his Devo records backwards and certain things becoming clear. Among them:
Eric Clapton, Rod Stewart, Rick Wakemna, Shaun Cassidy, Kiss & Fleetwood Mac will all be gunned down onstage within the next year -and the lone assailant will be acquitted on the grounds that it was justifiable homicide.
The letter was from a Canadian. Now I don't wanna say anything..... :shrug:
Oh my, Creem and it's readers. Where have all the good Rock Rags gone. :rolleyes: