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dissention

01-19-2006, 01:54 PM

http://www.breakingnews.ie/2006/01/19/story240428.html

Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.

Harden Jamison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life star was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her.

Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton's heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel drenched with the socialite's urine.

He says: "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."

The cab driver claims one of Hilton's pals offered him $200 (€165.70) for the towel.

A spokesman for the socialite denies the incident.

sara1998

01-19-2006, 01:55 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That bitch is nasty. Thanks for the laugh!

seeker007nmss

01-19-2006, 02:03 PM

Why do they keep giving her attention? If they would ignore her she MIGHT go away! :mad:

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cliffdweller

01-19-2006, 02:13 PM

What a skanky ho. Like Seeker said, she should be shunned, then maybe she'll go away.

hayley

01-19-2006, 03:01 PM

Aww, why are they fighting it so much? Who hasn't drunkenly peed or puked in a cab, anyways? :shrug:

:)

cliffdweller

01-19-2006, 03:03 PM

Aww, why are they fighting it so much? Who hasn't drunkenly peed or puked in a cab, anyways? :shrug:

:)

Ah, you just tipped your hand ;):laugh:

strandinthewind

01-19-2006, 03:04 PM

Aww, why are they fighting it so much? Who hasn't drunkenly peed or puked in a cab, anyways? :shrug:

:)

I MUST party with you at least once :woohoo:

ontheEdgeof17

01-19-2006, 03:13 PM

Making a sex tape: No biggie

Trading your dog for a smaller one: Who cares?

Having a different boyfriend everytime the date changes: So what?

Wearing next to nothing and being photographed in it: Doesn't think twice.

Peeing in a cab cuz you're a lil drunk: I'm going to sue.

:shrug:

dissention

01-19-2006, 03:19 PM

Making a sex tape: No biggie

Did you see it when Perez put up the photos of the Colin sex tape? :eek: Fug, I almost barfed. That man is one wonky looking scuzzball. And now Farrell is suing him!

hayley

01-19-2006, 03:20 PM

I MUST party with you at least once :woohoo:
;)

Once my best friend and I both puked in the back of a cab, and felt so bad about it that we went upstairs to our flat to get towels and stuff to help him clean it, but we were too drunk and just fell asleep in the hallway. My boyfriend heard him pounding on the door for like half an hour, totally pissed off.

Oops.

ETA: Have we ever heard a "Worst thing you did drunk" thread? Because, boy. I'd win at that one.

macfanken

01-19-2006, 03:22 PM

Aww, why are they fighting it so much? Who hasn't drunkenly peed or puked in a cab, anyways? :shrug:

:)

a few of us have probably done worse things in a cab.

btw, i don't care what she does... as long as she doesn't flash her beef curtains again.

ontheEdgeof17

01-19-2006, 03:25 PM

Did you see it when Perez put up the photos of the Colin sex tape? :eek: Fug, I almost barfed. That man is one wonky looking scuzzball. And now Farrell is suing him!

I think it's a riot. Perez is such a scuzz. He makes fun of all these people, but then he meets then and beings sucking their ass. He's a sellout. He can dish it but can't take the heat.

dissention

01-19-2006, 03:27 PM

btw, i don't care what she does... as long as she doesn't flash her beef curtains again.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/paris_hilton_2.jpg

cliffdweller

01-19-2006, 04:08 PM

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/paris_hilton_2.jpg

Fug. (insert puking emoticon here)

cliffdweller

01-19-2006, 04:11 PM

;)ETA: Have we ever heard a "Worst thing you did drunk" thread? Because, boy. I'd win at that one.

That's a good idea. Except mine is more scary than funny. Yikes.

amber

01-19-2006, 04:26 PM

:laugh: I think it's a riot. Perez is such a scuzz. He makes fun of all these people, but then he meets then and beings sucking their ass. He's a sellout. He can dish it but can't take the heat.
Yar. I hate his kissup name dropping, too. But I really hate when he drops names of people I've never heard of. You know, they aren't actors or musicians but are apparently around the "scene"? :confused: WTF?
Also - wow, I've never been that drunk. never. That's nast.
Once I was walking around town after Wednesday ".25 well drink" night, and didn't really feel drunk, but suddenly barfed on the sidewalk. Not even a big production barf, it was so quick it was more like I leaned over to spit. But it was barf. :laugh: I would never spit, BTW. Luckily, no one saw, we walked on, and continued our night of debauchery. :woohoo: It was like my body knew I had lots more drinks to drink that night....just helping me out by cleaning the ol' stomach to make room...

DavidMn

01-19-2006, 05:21 PM

ontheEdgeof17

01-19-2006, 05:23 PM

Well, I just dont know how to respond to this one....:lol:

...and still you added your two cents. Couldn't resist, ay? :woohoo:

Brwn_eyes0511

01-19-2006, 05:25 PM

...and still you added your two cents. Couldn't resist, ay? :woohoo:

:lol: :xoxo:

I like You Make Loving Fun! :]

DavidMn

01-19-2006, 05:26 PM

At least she didnt **** herself and the poor cabdriver had to clean THAT up.:rolleyes:

DavidMn

01-19-2006, 05:28 PM

...and still you added your two cents. Couldn't resist, ay? :woohoo:God knows I have the biggest mouth around these here parts.:lol:

SapphireSister

01-19-2006, 05:53 PM

I know some people might be shocked but drunk people peeing in cabs is really not that rare and/or shocking. I'm sure if you took a poll of cab drivers and asked them if they've ever had a drunk pee in their cab the majority would say yes. The only big deal here is that it's Paris Hilton and this cabbie is obviously out to make a quick buck. What an a**hole, get a life.

BTFLCHLD

01-19-2006, 05:57 PM

Not even a big production barf, it was so quick it was more like I leaned over to spit. But it was barf. lovely :lol:

amber

01-19-2006, 06:14 PM

lovely :lol:
Totally. It actually was, though, compared to any other barf I've ever heard of. So clean and fast, I really didn't even have to pause in my walking. Strange, but lovely. You know, by BarfWorld standards...
:lol:

DavidMn

01-19-2006, 06:16 PM

BTW I think Depends have found their new Spokeswoman. June Allyson was boring anyway....:lol:

BTFLCHLD

01-19-2006, 06:19 PM

Totally. It actually was, though, compared to any other barf I've ever heard of. So clean and fast, I really didn't even have to pause in my walking. Strange, but lovely. You know, by BarfWorld standards...
:lol: sounds like youve got it down to a science...;) due to the fact that i dont drink much, my experiences are usually of the team american grade...only im not laughing hysterically :shrug:

amber

01-19-2006, 06:33 PM

sounds like youve got it down to a science...;) due to the fact that i dont drink much, my experiences are usually of the team american grade...only im not laughing hysterically :shrug:
:lol:
Yeah, me too. That's why I so vividly remember the night of the perfect barf. A once in a lifetime thing, I'm sure.
Omigod, I have to watch that again. I just started cracking up thinking about it.

Brwn_eyes0511

01-19-2006, 06:37 PM

June Allyson was boring anyway....:lol:

Bite. me.....

DavidMn

01-19-2006, 06:40 PM

Bite. me.....So you're telling me you got the hots for ole June eh?

SortaSavageLike

01-19-2006, 06:48 PM

I bet her head was still cocked at a 15-degree angle, slightly to the left, as she pissed on the sidewalk.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9299/parishiltonsfrozenface8gx.gif
:rolleyes:

BTFLCHLD

01-19-2006, 06:51 PM

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9299/parishiltonsfrozenface8gx.gif
:rolleyes: oh youve posted richards dreamgirl
perhaps he will find his way back again :lol:

Brwn_eyes0511

01-19-2006, 06:53 PM

I bet her head was still cocked at a 15-degree angle, slightly to the left, as she pissed on the sidewalk.

:rolleyes:

Of course, just incase a camera was near by. :laugh:

dissention

01-19-2006, 08:24 PM

I think it's a riot. Perez is such a scuzz. He makes fun of all these people, but then he meets then and beings sucking their ass. He's a sellout. He can dish it but can't take the heat.

ITA. I can't stand his ****ing site anymore. There's no more gossip, just silly pictures of him bumping into C-list celebs and fat pictures of Jared Leto with captions like "He's still a sexy fat man." Gag me.

In any case, Farrell is going to have quite a long list of sites to sue because the entire video has now leaked for download to anyone with an internet connection...

cliffdweller

01-20-2006, 09:45 AM

ITA. I can't stand his ****ing site anymore. There's no more gossip, just silly pictures of him bumping into C-list celebs and fat pictures of Jared Leto with captions like "He's still a sexy fat man." Gag me.

:eek: :laugh: WTF?? Jared Leto is now fat? Sorry but this makes me laugh quite a little bit.

dissention

01-20-2006, 10:50 AM

:eek: :laugh: WTF?? Jared Leto is now fat? Sorry but this makes me laugh quite a little bit.

He's a major porker now, but I think it's for his new movie with Hohan. :laugh:

CelticGypsy

01-20-2006, 07:37 PM

BTW I think Depends have found their new Spokeswoman. June Allyson was boring anyway....:lol:

DavidMn, I can see the commercial now.

Paris stepping out on the red carpet with the mini dog. Dog gets away and Paris has to scoop him up.

Camera zooms in on the Depends underpants because her mini dress is way too short.

Announcer: Depends! When you know you're going to party and your bladder's not as big as your bank account.

Dumb! I know! That is why I am not in NYC making tons of money:laugh:

DavidMn

01-21-2006, 01:25 PM

DavidMn, I can see the commercial now.

Paris stepping out on the red carpet with the mini dog. Dog gets away and Paris has to scoop him up.

Camera zooms in on the Depends underpants because her mini dress is way too short.

Announcer: Depends! When you know you're going to party and your bladder's not as big as your bank account.

Dumb! I know! That is why I am not in NYC making tons of money:laugh:Plus, she's been know to show off her thang in public before, so they could do some extra advertising right on the front of the depends cause everybody would be looking.:nod: :cool: :lol:

skcin

01-23-2006, 02:03 PM

...and still you added your two cents. Couldn't resist, ay? :woohoo:

High five. :wavey:

BTW - Paris is a pig. I f*cking hate her.

strandinthewind

01-23-2006, 02:07 PM

He's a major porker now, but I think it's for his new movie with Hohan. :laugh:

I think that was for a movie part :shrug:

estranged4life

01-23-2006, 02:14 PM

I wonder how much a Muslim terrorist would take to whack this "urine stain of humanity" from this life's existence?

Hell, I would be forever grateful and send 'em a fruit basket for a job well done :nod:

SuzeQuze

01-23-2006, 02:41 PM

He's a major porker now, but I think it's for his new movie with Hohan. :laugh:

:shocked: He looks nothing like himself. It's really bizarre:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/jared_leto/introducing_jared_leto_chubby_chaser_20060118.php

estranged4life

01-23-2006, 03:02 PM

:shocked: It's really bizarre

that would be the following current picture of Crack-ney Ho-ston (Aka Whitney "Have you seen my pipe?" Houston):
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estranged4life

01-23-2006, 03:11 PM

Lisa1769

01-23-2006, 03:14 PM

High five. :wavey:

Does someone need to follow their own guidelines on board etiquette? The last paragraph was my favorite.

I noticed there are several new members here at The Ledge & I wanted to say hi & welcome. Maybe some of you have been lurking a while, maybe you just recently found us & jumped right in. Either way, you're in for a wild ride at times. But it's a lot of fun here.

A few things I've noticed lately that people may not be aware of. I am in no way trying to "play boss" or put anyone down. Just some FYI's:

New Threads: Before starting a new thread about a subject, please do a "search" of the forum you're in first. If there's already a thread about that particular subject, there's probably no need to start another one. This avoids having numerous threads about the same thing (some of you remember all of the "Vegas" threads last spring.) It can be difficult to sort through all the threads at times & this helps with that. It also helps when you can't remember what you posted where & you're trying to find your post/replies etc.

Posting: don't be afraid to post! Yes, you will read some inside jokes between members. Yes, people can be sarcastic at times. Don't worry about it. Several of us have been here for years & have met eachother personally, so this is to be expected. It can get vulgar at times, we don't mean to offend (well, most of us don't mean to, anyway. ;) ) Being silly or trying to out-gross eachother is one thing, but outright name-calling, personal attacks & putting people down to demean them is not cool.

I know it's hard to decifer who's kidding & who's not when you're new here - for instance, many of the gay men who've been here a while call eachother queens or homos. That doesn't mean it's OK for a straight homophobic male to start calling everyone a faggot & say they're going to hell. Get it? :shrug: And don't forget that posting IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS is considered yelling.

Another thing - don't be worried if you start a thread & nobody replies. It doesn't mean nobody wants you here. :laugh: We may have recently had a thread just like it & don't feel like talking about said subject again. We may not have the answer to your question. We may not have seen your thread cuz it got lost in all the other threads. Nothing personal, don't be upset. Same with replies to threads - all of us have posted a "thread killer" - the last post of a thread that nobody replies to. Nothing personal - all threads must die some time.

One more: Please post things in the appropriate forum. General Mac questions in Mac forums, Lindsey thoughts in Lindsey Forum, etc. We don't need a "what's your favorite movie" thread in the Stevie Forum, please & thank you.

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I LOVE that pic of you! You look great! :laugh:

OR

You suck! :wavey:
You suck! :p
You suck! :mad:

It can make someone feel really good or like crap, see? Just be careful & think before you post. We've all said/written things we didn't mean, or were too harsh in hindsight.

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Now to all those who've been here a while. Let's try to be helpful & patient. I've recently seen several newer members make attempts to post only to be reprimanded, put down, called stupid, or ignored. Not cool, and it sure does contribute to the negativity & hostility people have felt here lately. I'm not saying everyone needs to kiss everyone's ass & say "hi & welcome" to every single new person here. But we don't have to be rude either. JMO.

skcin

01-23-2006, 03:23 PM

Does someone need to follow their own guidelines on board etiquette? The last paragraph was my favorite.

I didn't realize I had broken any of my own guidelines. :shrug: Sorry if you think I did, I didn't mean to offend anyone. :angel:

SuzeQuze

01-23-2006, 03:47 PM

that would be the following current picture of Crack-ney Ho-ston (Aka Whitney "Have you seen my pipe?" Houston):
<div align=center><img src="http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/images/more_track/whitea01102006.jpg">

That is sad! What the hell is wrong with her?

DavidMn

01-23-2006, 03:49 PM

That is sad! What the hell is wrong with her?I dont wish anything bad on anyone, but I really think we're going to be reading about her death in the tabloids in the fairly near future if she doesnt do something fast.:distress:

GypsySorcerer

01-23-2006, 03:53 PM

estranged4life

01-23-2006, 03:56 PM

That is sad! What the hell is wrong with her?

about Crack-ney Ho-ston:

"File Under: Houston, You Have A Problem."

http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=120615

"Whitney Houston is back on the drugs and looks like a bag lady, the National Enquirer reports in its latest issue.

The once-stunning Grammy winner was photographed at an Atlanta gas station at 4 a.m. one morning last month, looking disheveled and bizarre in pajama bottoms, a $50,000 fur coat and a messy wig.

The supermarket tab says Whitney’s voice is shot from years of cocaine abuse and she and her hubby, Roxbury homey Bobby Brown, are running out of money. The newspaper claims Houston, who underwent rehab at least twice since confessing on TV three years ago she had used cocaine, pills and booze, has blown through her fortune buying drugs and supporting a posse of hangers-on. And because she cannot record, no new cash is coming in.

But sources close to Brown say the ex-New Edition crooner is up to date on child support payments to his ex-galpal and Stoughton resident Kim Ward, who has two of Bobby’s kids. Brown even made a whopping payment to the kids’ college funds last fall, ending years of delinquency.

“He’s all paid up,” said our spy. “But she doesn’t look good.”

Brown’s Bravo reality series “Being Bobby Brown” has been renewed for another season."

skcin

01-23-2006, 03:56 PM

former teen idol/hearthrob Leif Garrett isnt looking so well these days (He is the one on the right in the orange jumpsuit):

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Brian - I love that you felt you should specify which one is Leif. :p

BTW - anyone catch his mom being interviewed on one of the morning shows? Can't remember which one, but it was last week & she was being interviewed with DANNY BONADUCE about the struggles of former child stars! :lol: It was priceless!