I friggin' hate Tom Cruise...

[trackaghost]

I have been waiting forever for this episode and couldn't wait until Friday to finally see it and now this!

Cruise axe for South Park

By SARA NATHAN
and EMMA COX

NERVOUS TV bosses have axed an episode of South Park which OUTS a fictional Tom Cruise character as gay — because they are scared the real actor will SUE.
The wacky cartoon shows Hollywood star Cruise refusing to come out of a closet in a reference to rumours about his sexuality.

His ex-wife Nicole Kidman and fellow Scientologist John Travolta are portrayed as trying to coax him out.

Nicole, 38, tells him: “Don’t you think this has gone on long enough?

“It’s time for you to come out of the closet. You’re not fooling anyone.”

The episode, called Trapped in the Closet, also features Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard criticising Cruise’s acting skills.

The episode is entirely fictional and there is no suggestion that the events are true.

It was shown in America last year but Cruise, 43, is believed to have threatened legal action if it is shown again.

So it will not be screened on the Paramount channel on Friday as planned. An insider said: “Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006020708,00.html

[ontheEdgeof17]

Have you seen Katie lately? Her "bump" somehow got smaller in recent pictures......and Tom has been riding her around town on his motorcycle. :rolleyes:

[amber]

I was wondering when I'd hear about him having a cow about that episode. He is famously litigious, I had my doubts that he would let that one go. For sure. I don't hate him, though, of course. Poor cute gay crazy scientologist man. :(

[stargazer99]

Doesn't surprise me. When I saw the episode, I figured that he and/or the scientologists would threaten lawsuits. Freak!

Too bad you won't get to see it over there... it's hilarious!

I agree with you about Cruise... he makes me want to vomit, he's so arrogant!

[amber]

But Amber don't you feel sorry for me at the v. least? It looks like I will never see that episode now! :(
God, even Matt Damon and Alec Baldwin had a sense of humour about Team America and they were made to look like idiots in that movie...
Oh, please, there's no way you'll never see that episode. Someone will have it, and they will give it to you. Heck, Brian J. probably already has it. :laugh:
I would feel sorry for you. And for me, I haven't seen it either.

[cliffdweller]

Preach it from the rooftops. I friggin' hate him too. Btw, I saw that South Park Episode and was wondering just what the hell R. Kelly has to do with being in the closet. What is up with that?

[BTFLCHLD]

you TC haters may enjoy this...

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/a55hat.aspx?cid=1837

[DavidMn]

Have you seen Katie lately? Her "bump" somehow got smaller in recent pictures......and Tom has been riding her around town on his motorcycle. :rolleyes:I wonder what or maybe more appropriately who he's "Riding" these days.......:lol:

[DavidMn]

I was wondering when I'd hear about him having a cow about that episode. He is famously litigious, I had my doubts that he would let that one go. For sure. I don't hate him, though, of course. Poor cute gay crazy scientologist man. :(Well, remember Scientologists are famous for being sue happy too, so that could have something to do with their thinking.

[estranged4life]

Oh, please, there's no way you'll never see that episode. Someone will have it, and they will give it to you. Heck, Brian J. probably already has it. :laugh:


if I recorded it, But I sure remember it cause the credits show that the show was completely created by 2 individuals: John Doe & Jane Doe (All the credits state they did EVERYTHING for this episode, Man...Those Doe's are some very busy folk.)

Brian "Come out of the closet Tom..Before John Travolta & R.Kelly come into the closet" j.

[DavidMn]

Btw, If I had to pick about Tom I would say he's definitely a bottom.

[jannieC]

Have you seen Katie lately? Her "bump" somehow got smaller in recent pictures......and Tom has been riding her around town on his motorcycle. :rolleyes:
Really? That's so f*cked up.

[DavidMn]

Really? That's so f*cked up.But of course, if she's ever iunjured, god forbid that she would go to a doctor and get medicine. No way.:mad:

[sara1998]

you TC haters may enjoy this...

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/a55hat.aspx?cid=1837
OK. That was more then I needed to see.... hahahahaha....

[MacMan]

What I don't get, and maybe someone can enlighten me, but where did everyone get this notion that he's gay? Where did this stem from? I missed something along THIS path... :shrug: I'm not a fan of his per say, but I like his movies. All I know is he's pretty much never been single and has either been married to Nicole, or been hooked up with various chicks. So where does this come from?

[DavidMn]

What I don't get, and maybe someone can enlighten me, but where did everyone get this notion that he's gay? Where did this stem from? I missed something along THIS path... :shrug: I'm not a fan of his per say, but I like his movies. All I know is he's pretty much never been single and has either been married to Nicole, or been hooked up with various chicks. So where does this come from?Oh I dont know. Maybe it's one of those urban legends maybe not. I guess whether he is or isnt isnt gonna toot my horn too much, no pun intended...:lol:

[estranged4life]

What I don't get, and maybe someone can enlighten me, but where did everyone get this notion that he's gay? Where did this stem from? I missed something along THIS path... :shrug: I'm not a fan of his per say, but I like his movies. All I know is he's pretty much never been single and has either been married to Nicole, or been hooked up with various chicks. So where does this come from?

his supposed gayness extends from the movie "Interview with a Vampire" (Where he kisses Brad Pitt, Deb saw this movie moreso than I did, So I am going by her words)...Never heard anything about him being gay before that movie.

Not a fan of his movies, even less a fan of his religious (Brainwashed) beliefs.

[DavidMn]

his supposed gayness extends from the movie "Interview with a Vampire" (Where he kisses Brad Pitt, Deb saw this movie moreso than I did, So I am going by her words)...Never heard anything about him being gay before that movie.

Not a fan of his movies, even less a fan of his religious (Brainwashed) beliefs.Watch it, or a scientologist will sue you for criticizing them....:lol:

[estranged4life]

Watch it, or a scientologist will sue you for criticizing them....:lol:

here is my opinion of those Scien-tard-ogists & their acting messiah:

A popular saying:
"G_ F_ck Y__rs_lf"

Brian "Care to buy a vowel?" j.

[DavidMn]

here is my opinion of those Scien-tard-ogists & their acting messiah:

A popular saying:
"G_ F_ck Y__rs_lf"

Brian "Care to buy a vowel?" j.I figured you'd say that.:lol:

[sparky]

I wonder what or maybe more appropriately who he's "Riding" these days.......:lol:

I can imagine what he is riding, and I suspect it is on the alarming side of LARGE.

[DavidMn]

I can imagine what he is riding, and I suspect it is on the alarming side of LARGE.A cactus perhaps?:lol:

[AliceLover]

Ok guys truthfully I could not give two Sh*ts about Tom Cruise, but is anyone pissed they are pulling this South Park episode because of him??? Its one of the best of the season. Especially when they explain Scientology LOL.

SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME!!!

[elie]

his supposed gayness extends from the movie "Interview with a Vampire" (Where he kisses Brad Pitt, Deb saw this movie moreso than I did, So I am going by her words)...Never heard anything about him being gay before that movie.



I think it's not just that. And I know it' s gonna sound silly, and "I know someone who knows someone who knows..." kind of BS, but a friend of mine has a canadian friend who knows him quite well and has told us that in his circles there is no doubt about that (him being gay that is). Now, I wouldn't care less and I don't know if it's true. Just dropped in because I loved the title of the thread. I hate him too. I think he is a bad, bad, BAD actor. He is so fake all the time, not only in movies, but in interviews etc as well. I was laughing out loud during War of the Worlds. He couldn't even make a scared face. The kid definitely acted better than him.

[ontheEdgeof17]

TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.

The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."

[seeker007nmss]

I forgot who made this but.....


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(okay, how do I make it bigger?)

[SuzeQuze]

Oh, please, there's no way you'll never see that episode. Someone will have it, and they will give it to you. Heck, Brian J. probably already has it. :laugh:
I would feel sorry for you. And for me, I haven't seen it either.

Check it: http://www.youtube.com/results.php?search=South+Park+Cruise

[seeker007nmss]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the link!


"Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet......" southpark is such a modern Classic!

[cliffdweller]

I forgot who made this but.....


<img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/image.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

(okay, how do I make it bigger?)


It's like he's like the friggin Emporer from Star Wars. Now all he needs is a cape and it'll be perfect! Btw, LOVE that clip :thumbsup:

[LuckyCharms]

What I don't get, and maybe someone can enlighten me, but where did everyone get this notion that he's gay? Where did this stem from? I missed something along THIS path... :shrug: I'm not a fan of his per say, but I like his movies. All I know is he's pretty much never been single and has either been married to Nicole, or been hooked up with various chicks. So where does this come from?

I think he's gay because he does such a horrible job pretending he's not, LOL! "He's been sighted at gaybars on several occasions", and sure lots of strait people go, but not that much, LOL! Then there's Kidman, a big scam it was. They adopt some kids, then give "conflicting stories on why they don't have their own". Then their "non public chemistry" relationship dissolves and as a send off "Kidman reportedly has a miscarriage" to give people the impression that he has sex with women. Now he's oh so insanely in love with Holmes, so much in love that no one in reality shows it like that (obviously over compensating for his poor acting job with Kidman). Now Holmes is having a baby, just like the scientoligist masters instructed him to in order to further his career. He may as well wear a shirt that say "OMG! I am so totally not gay!". Further more my Gaydar has never been wrong. That Drake kid from Nickelodeon? Oh yeah, that's what I'm thinkin. It's a real shame that society nails people in the closet. One thing's for sure if my kids are gay times had better be changing by then, or else Mama is gonna crack some skulls!

I can't stand Tom Cruise because my childhood was spent being mortally bored by his films. When I was like 6 I had to sit through "Rain Man" half way through I wanted to climb up the balcony and jump off. All this fruity Scientolgy stuff makes me all the more irritated with him. I very much enjoyed BTFLCHLD's link! Here's some from a place called Newgrounds!


This is a fun one about the time he got squirted with the microphone!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/247664

Here's more I havn't watched yet, LOL!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/248140

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/265646

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/248819

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/84710

[LuckyCharms]

I forgot who made this but.....


<img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/image.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

(okay, how do I make it bigger?)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

HA! I saw that on VH1! The sound effects are fricking hilarious! :]

Someone help! How do we make that bigger!? It's to good to be small!

[BTFLCHLD]

<img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/TOMOP.gif">

[amber]

Check it: http://www.youtube.com/results.php?search=South+Park+Cruise
Omigosh, is it the whole episode? (I can't watch cause I'm at work).
You rock. :xoxo:

[dissention]

TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.

The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."

What a BASTARD. :lol:

FYI - If anyone who wants to see it can do bit torrents, you can get the episode from here: http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=south+park

[LuckyCharms]

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:laugh: :thumbsup: :nod:

Thankyou!!!

[LuckyCharms]

What a BASTARD. :lol:

FYI - If anyone who wants to see it can do bit torrents, you can get the episode from here: http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=south+park

I love your new Anderson sig! He is such a doll :) The one to the far left is my favorite :D

[SuzeQuze]

Omigosh, is it the whole episode? (I can't watch cause I'm at work).
You rock. :xoxo:

:lol: I haven't actually seen it. Everyone's gone now though so I can take a peek! :blob1:

[DavidMn]

What a BASTARD. :lol:

FYI - If anyone who wants to see it can do bit torrents, you can get the episode from here: http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=south+parkI know you're not surprised he did something like that. He's one guy who I'm fairly sure his ego is alot bigger than his crank.:lol:

[SuzeQuze]

:lol: Stan is L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated. :lol:

[SuzeQuze]

What a BASTARD. :lol:

FYI - If anyone who wants to see it can do bit torrents, you can get the episode from here: http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=south+park

Nicole K., "Come out of the closet, Tom, you're not fooling anyone." :lol: Someone else quoted that already I think but it's just too rich.

How about the part where they have the story of the aliens and it says "Scientologists actually believe this" over the clips? :lol:

[trackaghost]

Check it: http://www.youtube.com/results.php?search=South+Park+Cruise

God bless you and your children, and your children's children!
Yay!

[sara1998]

That is hilarious! Thanks for posting!

[Red]

Y'know, Tom Cruise was totally hateable before the Katie madness, simply because he's a sh*t actor. He does not have the capacity to be anyone BUT Tom Cruise in anything he's in. Mission Impossible - Tom Cruise is a spy. Risky Business - Tom Cruise is horny. Collateral - Tom Cruise is in a gray suit. Jesus!!!

[cliffdweller]

Y'know, Tom Cruise was totally hateable before the Katie madness, simply because he's a sh*t actor. He does not have the capacity to be anyone BUT Tom Cruise in anything he's in. Mission Impossible - Tom Cruise is a spy. Risky Business - Tom Cruise is horny. Collateral - Tom Cruise is in a gray suit. Jesus!!!


No ****, can we please put an end to him already? :laugh: He is a total farce. I'll never forget Katie and Tom on Oprah with Tom fiercely gripping Katie like he was Count Grievous. Oy vey :rolleyes:

[SuzeQuze]

God bless you and your children, and your children's children!
Yay!

:xoxo: The end cracked me up! SUE ME, I DON'T CARE SUE ME!!! And so they are. :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/012106_katiebumptimelineBG.jpg

[amber]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That episode was so good. The best part was "go ahead and sue me, I'm not scared of you!!"

The other best part was the reinactment of the Thetan overlord or whatever, and the alien souls...

[LuckyCharms]

Crypes! :eek: That is unusual, well if she's not really pregnant I'll have to totally overhaul my Conspiracy Theory! Curse you Tom Cruise!

[amber]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just laughing at your sig.

[DavidMn]

Crypes! :eek: That is unusual, well if she's not really pregnant I'll have to totally overhaul my Conspiracy Theory! Curse you Tom Cruise!Lindsey as Kermit huh?:lol:

[SuzeQuze]

In every "down" pic she is wearing black which is disguising her bump.

[LuckyCharms]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just laughing at your sig.

Thanks! LOL! :D

[LuckyCharms]

Lindsey as Kermit huh?:lol:

Yeah! He looks good in green, LOL! :laugh:

[elie]

:eek:
I 've got to say, I was pretty shocked to see those UP&DOWN pictures..
Are they for real?? And If she's not really pregnant, then why did they make up the story and -what's more- what were they thinking?? . I mean, how are they going to get way with it, when a couple of months later there is still no baby??
Sorry if my questions sound dumb, but I really don't get it :shrug:
Is there a current gossip story in the US about that?

[cliffdweller]

:eek:
I 've got to say, I was pretty shocked to see those UP&DOWN pictures..
Are they for real?? And If she's not really pregnant, then why did they make up the story and -what's more- what were they thinking?? . I mean, how are they going to get way with it, when a couple of months later there is still no baby??
Sorry if my questions sound dumb, but I really don't get it :shrug:
Is there a current gossip story in the US about that?


I guess, if she is not really preggers, they will obtain a baby very privately and discreetly some other way. Surrogate?

I want to see a picture of Katie's naked belly to be absolutely sure :laugh:.

[amber]

^^^

It would have been so wrong if you had to be deprived of even one episode of the greatness that is south park.

[David]

I have been waiting forever for this episode and couldn't wait until Friday to finally see it and now this!

Cruise axe for South Park He has become the John McEnroe of Hollywood: Mr. Petulant Whiner.

[foxyluva]

This episode aried about a month ago here in New Zealand - we have a habit of whatever other countries don't air - we air them :laugh: