Colin gets dirrty... [Archive]

JazmenFlowers

01-10-2006, 02:17 PM

So, it's true, Colin Farrell's lawyers were unable to stop the release of his sex tape...

...not sure this is something I want to see anyway ;)

the site is out there to purchase the video (but I'm sure that's against board rules to post sites that offer porn) it's not hard to find (no pun intended)

vermicious knid

01-10-2006, 02:26 PM

I don't care how many people say he needs a bath. His face is beautiful. And yes, I have been to that dirty site. Must be a lot of people on it, because it is having trouble loading.

dissention

01-10-2006, 02:26 PM

Gross. He repulses me to no end. Always has.

His face is beautiful.

We both have very different versions of the word "beautiful" in our vocabularies. :laugh:

DavidMn

01-10-2006, 04:23 PM

JazmenFlowers

01-10-2006, 04:24 PM

I'm afraid to ask, but with whom did he make this cinemetographic masterpiece?:lol:
I can't remember her name, but she's a very pretty former playmate. She looks Jamaican or something along those lines.

DavidMn

01-10-2006, 04:35 PM

I can't remember her name, but she's a very pretty former playmate. She looks Jamaican or something along those lines.Oh it is a she.That surprises me....:nod: ;)

sparky

01-10-2006, 04:44 PM

Hm. I am gonna have to check this out. He is the good kind of dirty in my book.

jkmaletic

01-10-2006, 05:03 PM

He can look pretty scuzzy- which is an obvious turn-off, but I have to agree that he has a beautiful face.

DavidMn

01-10-2006, 05:04 PM

He can look pretty scuzzy- which is an obvious turn-off, but I have to agree that he has a beautiful face.Yeah, but his last couple movies have bombed I think. He better start pickiung that up, or he'el fall off the A list quick.:nod:

Serrart

01-10-2006, 05:09 PM

I just want to know why Malick chose him as leading actor for The New World. This would oblige me to pay to look at him for 150 minutes: I still haven't digested his bad acting in Alexander.

Romy

DavidMn

01-10-2006, 05:10 PM

dissention

01-10-2006, 05:10 PM

He can look pretty scuzzy- which is an obvious turn-off, but I have to agree that he has a beautiful face.

He was moderately attractive two or three years ago, but he's nothing but a bloated wreck of a scrub now. And he can't act, either, so I'm hoping he goes away sooner than later.

dissention

01-10-2006, 05:13 PM

I just want to know why Malick chose him as leading actor for The New World. This would oblige me to pay to look at him for 150 minutes: I still haven't digested his bad acting in Alexander.

Romy

Or Phone Booth. That one was painful, Romy, and it was only 80 minutes long.

My lovely Christian Bale should have played John Smith, not Farrell. It would have guaranteed a watchable movie.

DavidMn

01-10-2006, 05:14 PM

Or Phone Booth. That one was painful, Romy, and it was only 80 minutes long.

My lovely Christian Bale should have played John Smith, not Farrell. It would have guaranteed a watchable movie.I'm glad I missed phone booth then.:nod:

Serrart

01-10-2006, 05:24 PM

It could've been worse. He could've been in Ishtar....:eek: :lol:

Actually I'd prefer to rewatch Ishtar a couple of times istead of watching 30 minutes of Alexander again. He seemed a stunned, hysteric coiffeur with a crazed too young mother ended up in Macedonia by incident.

Romy

dissention

01-10-2006, 05:28 PM

Actually I'd prefer to rewatch Ishtar a couple of times istead of watching 30 minutes of Alexander again. He seemed a stunned, hysteric coiffeur with a crazed too young mother ended up in Macedonia by incident.

Romy

Ishtar rocks compared to Alexander. And Elaine May's overall brilliance makes Ishtar a forgivable blunder in my book.

Serrart

01-10-2006, 05:32 PM

Or Phone Booth. That one was painful, Romy, and it was only 80 minutes long.

Yes, that was tough too, after 10 minutes I was already on the killer's side.

My lovely Christian Bale should have played John Smith, not Farrell. It would have guaranteed a watchable movie.

Luckily Hollywood seemed to have finally understand that his huge talent can be also good for box office. It's only a matter of time and he'll start be a constant candidate at the Oscars, I'm sure.

Romy

cliffdweller

01-10-2006, 05:36 PM

My lovely Christian Bale should have played John Smith, not Farrell. It would have guaranteed a watchable movie.

So, I thought I saw C.B. in the previews...is that him? Am I gonna have to sit through a g.d. Colin Ferrell ****-fest to see my boyfriend? :laugh:

dissention

01-10-2006, 05:42 PM

Yes, that was tough too, after 10 minutes I was already on the killer's side.

:laugh: I thought Kiefer Sutherland acted better with just his voice alone than all eighty minutes of Farrell's hamfisted histrionics. Whoever told the little drunk that he'd make a good actor should be punished for uttering such a lie. You know what else was torturous? Minority Report. Tom Cruise and Colin Farrell. Together. Directed by Spielberg. Oy.

Luckily Hollywood seemed to have finally understand that his huge talent can be also good for box office. It's only a matter of time and he'll start be a constant candidate at the Oscars, I'm sure.

One can only hope. He's one of the finest actors out there & has been ever since Empire of the Sun. I can't wait for "The Prestige with him, David Bowie, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson, and Hugh Jackman. That should be something.

dissention

01-10-2006, 05:44 PM

So, I thought I saw C.B. in the previews...is that him? Am I gonna have to sit through a g.d. Colin Ferrell ****-fest to see my boyfriend? :laugh:

Yes. We'll both have to suffer great pain. Bale isn't it in it until last the last 45 minutes I heard. :eek:

cliffdweller

01-10-2006, 05:45 PM

You know what else was torturous? Minority Report. Tom Cruise and Colin Farrell. Together. Directed by Spielberg. Oy.

I can't believe you stooped to watch that :laugh:. But moreover, I'm surprised you didn't shoot yourself in the head while watching it. Glad to see you're still with us.

cliffdweller

01-10-2006, 05:47 PM

Yes. We'll both have to suffer great pain. Bale isn't it in it until last the last 45 minutes I heard. :eek:

Oh lord :rolleyes:. Well, I'm sure THAT was intentional :cool:.

If memory serves, from the little blip o' Bale that I saw in the commerical, he's looking really good. Man just thinking about him...drooooooooool.....

dissention

01-10-2006, 05:58 PM

Oh lord :rolleyes:. Well, I'm sure THAT was intentional :cool:.

If memory serves, from the little blip o' Bale that I saw in the commerical, he's looking really good. Man just thinking about him...drooooooooool.....

He alllllllllways looks really good. Except in The Machinist. *shudder*

And I have a strange desire to put Newsies in just to hear him sing "Santa Fe." :laugh:

SuzeQuze

01-10-2006, 06:05 PM

I can't believe you stooped to watch that :laugh:. But moreover, I'm surprised you didn't shoot yourself in the head while watching it. Glad to see you're still with us.

:laugh: I had this exact thought. Like, "Why on earth did he even go there?" Diss, don't subject yourself to unnecessary anguish, please!

Serrart

01-10-2006, 06:09 PM

You know what else was torturous? Minority Report. Tom Cruise and Colin Farrell. Together. Directed by Spielberg. Oy.

Yes, to watch Cruise and Farrell in the same scene it was exciting like to see two dead fishes in an acquarium. But at least there was Samatha Morton there to save some moments.

One can only hope. He's one of the finest actors out there & has been ever since Empire of the Sun. I can't wait for "The Prestige with him, David Bowie, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson, and Hugh Jackman. That should be something.

Empire Of the sun is un unsung masterpiece IMO. Especially in the final part Bale was able to reach such an intensity that takes my breath away every time I watch it.
I'm very hopeful on The Prestige too, not only for Nolan, Bale, Johansson and Caine, but especially for Bowie, I love his acting.

Romy

gldstwmn

01-10-2006, 07:27 PM

I still haven't digested his bad acting in Alexander.
Romy

I couldn't watch more than five minutes of that movie. It was bad.

cliffdweller

01-11-2006, 10:33 AM

And I have a strange desire to put Newsies in just to hear him sing "Santa Fe." :laugh:

I know what you mean. Everytime I flip through and see Laurel Canyon on cable I have to stop and watch it. It's a Godawful movie, but my lovely C.B. is in it so how can I refuse? :shrug:

dissention

01-11-2006, 11:19 AM

I know what you mean. Everytime I flip through and see Laurel Canyon on cable I have to stop and watch it. It's a Godawful movie, but my lovely C.B. is in it so how can I refuse? :shrug:

What a dog that movie is. :shocked: I love Frances McDormand, but sheesh. And Kate Beckinsale is simply heinous. Did you also see "Shaft" just because he was in it? I did. :laugh:

You know what looked like a real turkey but was actually pretty damned good for a low-budget flick? "Equilibrium." The scenes between Bale and Emily Watson make it worth renting if you ask me.

cliffdweller

01-11-2006, 04:01 PM

What a dog that movie is. :shocked: I love Frances McDormand, but sheesh. And Kate Beckinsale is simply heinous. Did you also see "Shaft" just because he was in it? I did. :laugh:

You know what looked like a real turkey but was actually pretty damned good for a low-budget flick? "Equilibrium." The scenes between Bale and Emily Watson make it worth renting if you ask me.

I'm rushing out to rent Equilibrium as we speak...

I haven't seen Shaft and did NOT know that he was in it. God! Now you've just faced me with a moral dilemma. I don't know if I can bring myself to rent Shaft. The guy at the video store I frequent will laugh at me for sure :laugh:.