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SapphireSister
12-28-2005, 10:20 PM
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/Lindsayinthis/ballerinagypsy665.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
I had this pic on my sig and was thinking of some captions. See what you can come up with. Here's what I have so far:

"My walls are flaming!"
"Like my crotch bitches?"
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend could stretch like me?"
"Do you understand the word, pleasure?"
ontheEdgeof17
12-28-2005, 10:23 PM
"Where's Lindsey when I need him?"

"Christine aint got nothing on me"

"Ah. It's amazing what cocaine does to my body."
amber
12-28-2005, 10:29 PM
I'm, too sexy for these boots, too sexy for these boots, someone bring me, a toot.
ontheEdgeof17
12-28-2005, 10:30 PM
:sings: "And you see my Gypsy"
MacMan
12-28-2005, 10:31 PM
"Like a Willow, I Can Bend"

"Never did I mean to
Imprison You
Here in my garden"

"Go on save yourself
Leave the key here"
SapphireSister
12-28-2005, 10:35 PM
"Go on save yourself
Leave the key here"

:laugh: :laugh: That just made my night.
SapphireSister
12-28-2005, 10:39 PM
"I hear there's trouble in Shangri-La"
Lala
12-28-2005, 10:45 PM
Oh god...

"Where the hell is that roadie?!"

I'm sorry...
SapphireSister
12-28-2005, 10:51 PM
Oh god...

"Where the hell is that roadie?!"

I'm sorry...

OMG fabulous! Please don't be sorry. That rocked LMFAO!:thumbsup:
ontheEdgeof17
12-28-2005, 11:13 PM
Off Topic:

I really hope that is her hip bone sticking out and not a boner.


Stevie Nick is man, baby!
amber
12-28-2005, 11:22 PM
Off Topic:

I really hope that is her hip bone sticking out and not a boner.


Stevie Nick is man, baby!
:laugh:
I was thinking about that bone too...
tommer
12-29-2005, 01:20 AM
all the captions i can think of are rude enough to get me banned here, so i'm gonna hold myself this time. :shrug:
Sahara
12-29-2005, 08:23 AM
all the captions i can think of are rude enough to get me banned here, so i'm gonna hold myself this time. :shrug:

Not that that's stopped anyone so far.... :lol:
DashingDan
12-29-2005, 09:18 AM
I've got a caption, I've got a caption! It's perfect. Here it is, get ready,



"I don't know how to learn it, not from the pages of this &@$!@# BOOK!"
Lala
12-29-2005, 11:29 AM
"Do you suffer from the itch and pain of Hemorrhoids?"
Sahara
12-29-2005, 11:35 AM
Lindsey: "I had that wonderful dream again......"
skcin
12-29-2005, 11:42 AM
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/Lindsayinthis/ballerinagypsy665.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
I had this pic on my sig and was thinking of some captions. See what you can come up with. Here's what I have so far:


"Like my crotch bitches?"



I swear to you, I almost spit food out all over my computer screen when I read this. Genius! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ontheEdgeof17
12-29-2005, 11:43 AM
I swear to you, I almost spit food out all over my computer screen when I read this. Genius! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Shhh.....I helped her write that line, but she can take all of the credit. :p
ontheEdgeof17
12-29-2005, 11:44 AM
"Look ma! No Camel Toe!"
danax6
12-29-2005, 12:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/Lindsayinthis/ballerinagypsy665.jpg

"This is what a good waxing job looks like."
ELIUD
12-29-2005, 12:25 PM
For my next trick, I'll need a little help to make this pile of cocaine disappear. Pick an orifice...any orifice!
DashingDan
12-29-2005, 12:32 PM
"Just like Landslide, this is for you Daddy"
ontheEdgeof17
12-29-2005, 12:41 PM
"Just like Landslide, this is for you Daddy"

Ok. That made me laugh. :lol:
THINKABOUTIT
12-29-2005, 12:45 PM
you guys made my morning!!!!!!!!!! thank you!! LMAO!!!! :lol: Post more pics for us to comment on...or I will too ;) Marisa

"Step into the velvet of the morning"
"Show me the way back, honey"
"I swear that damn photographer left!!"
"Yes, you too can be a ballarina...but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
"Lindsay, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse"
DashingDan
12-29-2005, 01:02 PM
"It makes me stronger, it makes me hold on to me."
SuzeQuze
12-29-2005, 01:02 PM
I'm not sure why I bother wearing clothes either.
Sahara
12-29-2005, 01:31 PM
For my next trick, I'll need a little help to make this pile of cocaine disappear. Pick an orifice...any orifice!

..................:shocked:
skcin
12-29-2005, 01:59 PM
"OUCH! This hurts my everything!"
SapphireSister
12-29-2005, 08:29 PM
Wanna run through my grass? :shocked:
michelle2677
12-29-2005, 09:47 PM
Wanna run through my grass? :shocked:

haha....this came to mind when I read that

let me lay you down in MY tall grass and let me do my stuff!!
t.c.
12-30-2005, 11:03 AM
"...ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one-hundred.....there, all done with my kegels for the day."


"Mick, eat your heart out."


"This little light a' mine, I'm gonna let it shine..." (okay, I need more coffee this morning)


"Try and cast a spell on you - you won't forget me!"




Intense silence...as she stretched in the room....
Mick longed to grab her,
she had gotten him in the mood....

A circus performer could not stretch as well as she
She was limber to perfection
And she stretched......
....at meeeeeeeeeee........

And so, Mick followed
As men often will
He cared not
Who was around
He just wanted
To have a thrill

But Linsdey gave him
Quite a look
No one could mistake,
"If anyone gets this piece,
oh, it will be me."

Some call it karma sutra
Mick, you should be ashamed,
"I'd like her to wrap those legs around me
Does anyone
know if she's game?"

(dunt, dunt, dunt-da-dunt, dunt, dunt, dunt...)



:eek:
(I suprised myself re-reading that......I don't know where that came from!....please don't hold it against me...." :shrug:
skcin
12-30-2005, 12:28 PM
^ AGAINST you? You're my new hero! :nod:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
SuzeQuze
12-30-2005, 02:02 PM
^ AGAINST you? You're my new hero! :nod:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Automatic SOTB membership for that one! :laugh:
seeker007nmss
12-30-2005, 02:16 PM
Lindsey, you do that again and I will put my foot this far up your a**....:eek:
skcin
12-30-2005, 03:12 PM
Lindsey, you do that again and I will put my foot this far up your a**....:eek:


Hey, welcome back stranger! :)
Sahara
12-30-2005, 06:54 PM
Lindsey, you do that again and I will put my foot this far up your a**....:eek:

Something like that was on the tip of my tongue, I just couldn't phrase it properly ... nice one! :wavey:

Love your avator by the way, I've never seen that pic before ... can you post it?
goldustsongbird
12-30-2005, 07:03 PM
"Mick, eat your heart out."


... or "eat me".

:shocked: :laugh:
snowman
12-30-2005, 11:05 PM
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/Lindsayinthis/ballerinagypsy665.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
I had this pic on my sig and was thinking of some captions. See what you can come up with. Here's what I have so far:

"My walls are flaming!"
"Like my crotch bitches?"
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend could stretch like me?"
"Do you understand the word, pleasure?"


...at the YMCA...
StreetAngel86
12-31-2005, 01:22 AM
For my next trick, I'll need a little help to make this pile of cocaine disappear. Pick an orifice...any orifice!

:eek:

you get my vote :lol:
brisharry
12-31-2005, 04:06 AM
how about pull my finger lyndsey
t.c.
01-02-2006, 11:09 PM
^ AGAINST you? You're my new hero! :nod:


:lol: :lol: :lol:



LOL! Thanks! :)
t.c.
01-02-2006, 11:13 PM
Automatic SOTB membership for that one! :laugh:


Yay! I'm a B**B-sis! Thanks so much! :blob1: :nod: :) Sounds like a very fun thing to be. :nod: No SOTB smilies, I see...the bouncing ones would be a riot - lol!
Janis_no1
01-03-2006, 12:44 AM
how about pull my finger lyndsey


:laugh: :thumbsup:
Raeven Skye
01-06-2006, 01:33 PM
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"As a matter of fact, I DON'T take these boots off for anything!"