I can...

[skcin]

The thread to brag about your many abilities.

I can...

...bake awesomely good Christmas Cookies. See "Holiday baking" thread for details.

...raise one eyebrow up independently of the other. Oh, I can also wiggle my ear - now that'stalent.

...take nice photos. I'm not a pro by any means, but my subjects are centered, I don't cut heads off, I try to get nice backgrounds, etc. Friend & fam always wants copies.

...drive well in the snow. Not too fast, but not too slow either. I can drive the speed limit, keep control of the car & not slide around all over the place unlike these asses that I live near.

...keep in touch. I try really hard to stay in contact with friends & fam, even if we're miles apart & don't see eachother anymore. I think it's really important.


What can you do? :)

[Lisa1769]

I can make a perfect pie crust. I finally mastered it. For some reason it helps if the water you add is ice cold.

I can flip my eyelids inside out.

[skcin]

I can make a perfect pie crust. I finally mastered it. For some reason it helps if the water you add is ice cold.

I can flip my eyelids inside out.

#1 -you b*tch (see "holiday baking" thread.)

#2 - that's gross. (that has alwasy freaked me out.)


:lol: I'm just so happy someone finally replied to the I Can thread. There are 9 replies to the I Can't thread. :(

[michelle2677]

#1 -you b*tch (see "holiday baking" thread.)

#2 - that's gross. (that has alwasy freaked me out.)


:lol: I'm just so happy someone finally replied to the I Can thread. There are 9 replies to the I Can't thread. :(

yeah..but most of them are not about the "i can'ts" *L*

o.k....for better or worse..


I can

DRIVE damnit!! no matter WHAT my husband says.

make a FABULOUS temporary crown-I'm the queen at work....
not only because of that.....:cool: ;)

can't roll my R's but i can roll my tongue!

dance....er...fairly well. When I'm drunk

make a mean box of kraft macaroni and cheese. It has to be the powder stuff. I hate that homemade crap.

Be a good friend. I'm usually been better to my friends than my family members. hmmm...that's another discussion and tear jerker waiting to happen. haha

pop just about every joint in my body *L* I do a better job than my chiropractor.
I'll try to think of more later.

[wondergirl9847]

...sing fairly well...I guess. LOL

...play a bit of guitar.

...roll my r's AND raise my eyebrow. Hehe. ;)

...assemble furniture with power tools. :laugh:

...swim very well.

...shoot a gun.

...spel prety god.

[pianogirl04]

I can read and write Braille. I'm working on getting transcriber's certification and I've been asked to teach a visually impaired student at my school the basics of reading it so he doesn't have to depend on large print so much.

I can communicate in basic sign language (and if she's really desperate, my mom can too).

I can teach anyone over 3 years old how to play piano.

I can navigate my way around Houston :blob1:

...and I think that's about it. I'm not even going to go into what I can't do, I'd be here all day.

[The Tower]

I make really good fruit pies.

I can play over ten different musical instruments.

I can write orchestral arrangements.

I do a blistering karaoke version of "Kashmir" by Led Zep.

I can sleep through anything.

I can speak to and communicate with people from all walks of life with grace (thanks to my parents).

[Lisa1769]

#1 -you b*tch (see "holiday baking" thread.)

:lol: It took me a long time to learn to make a good pie crust. I would get so pissed sometimes and it would take me forever. Now, I can roll em out like nothing.

[Johnny Stew]

I can....

Draw/Paint (and I was just invited to display some of my artwork in the vestibule of the new performing arts center here in town, when they have the grand opening next June!!!)

Be a good friend and make people feel good about themselves

Turn my eyelids inside out

Procrastinate better than anyone I know

Raise one eyebrow

Do the "Live Long & Prosper" thing with my fingers

Do a couple of things that should not be discussed in mixed company! :shocked:

[GypsySorcerer]

I can play the piano and flute, though I haven't recently.
I can pick out appropriate gifts for people that they really like.
I can alter to my voice to sound like the automated, AOL girl. :lol:
I can listen really well and give pretty good advice.

[skcin]

I can....

Do a couple of things that should not be discussed in mixed company! :shocked:


You, sir, are a Ho-ahhhh.:lol:

I can pick out appropriate gifts for people that they really like.



I think I can do this too. You sound like a great friend, btw. :)

[strandinthewind]

Hmmmmmm

I went to Le Cordon Bleu en Paris and cooking school at Villa D'este - yet I cannot bake to save my . . . . Go figure :shrug: That being said, I can make a Cornish Hen to die for :)

[skcin]

I make really good fruit pies.



You're kidding.




:cool:

[strandinthewind]

You're kidding.




:cool:

That is because fruit can break down very rapidly when heat is applied with sugar. I suggest using only fresh fruit (ahem Tower) and natural sugar (unrefined) - :cool:

[strandinthewind]

. . . I do a blistering karaoke version of "Kashmir" by Led Zep.

Fool in the Rain here :nod:

to wit:

http://s45.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=22H4KMY9X1WAO0GM8X8V3CDPQL

Personally, I think I was a little too Ethel in "Gyspy" in this - but pipes I have :shrug:

[GypsySorcerer]

I think I can do this too. You sound like a great friend, btw. :)

Aw, thank you. :xoxo:

[skcin]

That is because fruit can break down very rapidly when heat is applied with sugar.


Yeah, that's why. Teehee.

[strandinthewind]

Yeah, that's why. Teehee.

Listen Ms. "I gay bait innocent young homos into my bed at a cheap motel with bad carpet (the hotel)" :p :p Am I gonna have to haul you over to Paris when I do my refresher course - Actually . . . .

[Johnny Stew]

You, sir, are a Ho-ahhhh.:lol: There are some very pronounced devil horns holding up this halo. :D

[strandinthewind]

There are some very pronounced devil horns holding up this halo. :D

Long suffering fools :woohoo:

[CreepingDeath]

I can...

play piano and guitar

listen to Street Angel all the way through

name any chapter from Lord of the Rings from a few sentences

play soccer very well

make my VCR not flash 12:00

[strandinthewind]

. . . name any chapter from Lord of the Rings from a few sentences . . . .

:laugh: me too :laugh:

[wondergirl9847]

I just saw the first LOTR not long ago on TBS (I think it was), and then last Sunday, I finally saw The Two Towers. I need to see ROTK. I really enjoyed them, but I always dig that type of stuff. I just can never find anyone to go see those type of movies with me.

[strandinthewind]

I just saw the first LOTR not long ago on TBS (I think it was), and then last Sunday, I finally saw The Two Towers. I need to see ROTK. I really enjoyed them, but I always dig that type of stuff. I just can never find anyone to go see those type of movies with me.

IMO - The Two Towers was the best, though all were great, esp. the extended editions. Come to Atlanta and we can watch them all in my ex's home theatre currently being built :eek:

[CreepingDeath]

IMO - The Two Towers was the best, though all were great, esp. the extended editions. Come to Atlanta and we can watch them all in my ex's home theatre currently being built :eek:

Oh, don't listen to him. The Two Towers is the weakest by far. The best is The Fellowship of the Ring extended version. :nod:

[catinthedark]

I can...


listen to Street Angel all the way through



You are a better person than I.


I can...

- make a pretty good roast chicken dinner

- pick out great gifts for the people I love

- write some pretty good TV on a fairly regular basis

- fall hopelessly in love with people who don't know I'm alive

[Johnny Stew]

I just can never find anyone to go see those type of movies with me.You know, Christy, if we lived closer I'd have to fix you up with my brother. I don't why exactly, but I just think you two would really click. :nod:

[wondergirl9847]

Hehe. We would eh?

Email me a picture (head shot, profile and full body), full stats (height, weight, favorites, etc.), a blood sample and I will check into it.

:lol:

;)

I will judge which LOTR is my fave....when I see ROTK.

[ragandbone]

raise an eyebrow (just one)

do character voices

sing

remember a melody instantly

make dinner out of nothing

stand to listen to a kid's cd over and over and over, and still sing along

stay up all night, without chemical aid

mix drinks

remember obscure details

organize a space

roller skate....fast!

make pie crust from scratch

cook a good omelette, and make a swell salad (incl dressing)

craft a poem

read aloud

edit sound

[Karlie]

- fall hopelessly in love with people who don't know I'm alive

Me too.


I can also:

-Draw portraits.

-Correct other people's grammar.

-Memorize random facts.

-Write short stories.

-Play badminton fairly well.

[estranged4life]

Draw (Won so many stupid ass art awards as a kid that it became annoying to me) Whereas most kids drew stick figures and rainbows I drew WWII battle scenes and my teachers asked where did that influence come from...Hell if I knew, I just drew what I pictured in my mind.


Do Algebra (In my high school you had to have 4 credits of Algebra to graduate-The 4 credits had to be in either Algebra 1, Algebra 2, Algebra 3, Trigonometry, Trig 2 or Computer Science Math)


Beat anyone at "Name that Tune"....Hehehehe!!!


Be an asshole when annoyed!!!


Keep my sense of humor no matter how tragic everything in my world seems to go.


And finally collect cd's/tapes/LP's/etc. like a packrat (Collecting s a family hobbie, Everyone in my family collects something, And yes we all take it to the extreme!)

[ryan8472]

I can...

- Beat anyone in Whiffle Ball (Yes, this is the feat for which I am most proud. :laugh: )
- Do all the dance moves to 'Beat It' ;)
- Bend my fingers in weird ways, because I'm double jointed.
- Swim
- Tell jokes straightfaced (a very important quality to me ;) )
- Improvise basically anything
- Repeat the dialogue from any episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and every movie.
- Repeat the dialogue from all 6 of the Star Wars films. :laugh:
- Do a good kareoke Stand Back. :p
- Profess to having a girl's handwriting

[danax6]

I can..

speak three different languages fluently, and one half fluently.

make a mean cocktail with virtually any kind of ingredient, as long as there is alcohol involved.

come up with a solution for any kind of practical problem. (You don't want to know how I hung up my drapes in the kitchen because the wall is too weak to hold a rail. :lol: ) My sister calls me McGyver sometimes. :rolleyes:

put together *and* take apart an entire computer system in under 20 minutes. For a girl I am good with all things technology. Hah!

function properly on only a couple of hours of sleep.

decorate. I think I missed my calling as an interior designer.

listen to a song once or twice and sing along with it perfectly the third time. My mind has an endless storage capacity for lyrics and words. In highschool I only had to read a text once or twice to get an A for my exam.

play poker and actually win.

I can't think of anymore...my list for the 'I can't's' would be longer. ;)

[danax6]

I can...
- Repeat the dialogue from any episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, I can do that with X-Files. ;)

[GODDESS6]

make a mean polish dumpling pierogie
multi-task like a byotch
change a diaper, have a pretend sword fight w/ a 2 yr old knight & read a book all at once, hey i run a daycare :lol:
make great homemade gravy w/ no lumps
touch my nose w/ my tongue
write, like stories & poems & such
also be a good wife, mom, sister, daughter & friend~

[strandinthewind]

Oh, don't listen to him. The Two Towers is the weakest by far. The best is The Fellowship of the Ring extended version. :nod:

I have to say that one was FAB as well!!!!!! :woohoo:

I went a lecture on IT the other day. It was well done, but the weirdos eventually took over the Q&A afterward with movie bashing. I get that the movie was in no way as good as the books and Jackson took many liberties to cater to the "kids," e.g. the prolonged battle scenes that took like four pages in the book - but the movies were IMO a magnificent and motly faithful homage to the books. IMO, there should have been five movies - oh alrighty 10 :laugh:

BTW - on topic - I CAN talk LOTR all day long.

If they still stood, may the lights of Laurelin and Telperion shine on you, filling you with bliss and wisdom :nod:

[sara1998]

I can...

be a real bitch sometimes (I'm feeling guilty this morning :distress: )
decorate
make great crafts with the kids
make a mean steak dinner
and cheesecake
pour it on thick and heavy sometimes!
plan a vacation itenerary, and stick with it
rollerskate really fast, too!
be real sarcastic!
draw fairly well
make people laugh

[Mari]

- move my eyes in different directions separately (one eye watching straight ahead, the other one at the left or right)
- hold the fingers of my left hand at a 90 degree angle in the wrong direction (backwards)
- hear pitch perfect (this can be quite annoying)
- hum/sing or play along (guitar) with a song the first time I hear it
- remember a lot of lines from star trek voyager, especially Janeway's :D
- do a pretty good Stevie whenever I have a cold
- do a lot of accents (dutch and english) (well... I bet a native english speaker would probably say I CAN'T ;) )
- tell someone to piss off, eloquently (and they don't expect it from me because I'm the quiet type) (which makes it a lot more fun)
- stand pain (especially headaches) and go on with whatever activity

[WildInTheWind]

I can.....

Bend my fingers backwords to where my fingertips touch the backs of my hands. :eek:

Clasp my hands behind my back, and bring them over my head to the front of my without detaching them. Hard to explain, but very freakish.

wrap my legs around my neck and several other stange bendy things that I can't really explain

bite the top off of an aluminum can. Not the pop top, the whole top of the can.

I can draw a bit. there's my normal one :lol:

[Mari]

I can.....

Bend my fingers backwords to where my fingertips touch the backs of my hands. :eek:

Clasp my hands behind my back, and bring them over my head to the front of my without detaching them. Hard to explain, but very freakish.

wrap my legs around my neck and several other stange bendy things that I can't really explain


OH, forgot that one, I do that too! I'm too limber in the legs. But the other things? Ouch!
You should try yoga, you'll feel right at home :D (I love it)

[Miss Vicky]

I'm told I have a talent for writing and I suppose I am pretty good at it.

I just wish I had a talent for completing it in a timely fashion. Going on six years of work on my novel now...

[ontheEdgeof17]

I can....

-Insert IVs very well :)
-Dance
-recite every Stevie lyric by heart
-fall in and out of love easily

[jannieC]

- Bend my fingers in weird ways, because I'm double jointed.


Me too! My toes are double jointed too, I think. I can stand on my tippy-toes like a ballerina.

I can also:

Sing all the U.S. states in alphebetical order

Be extremely calm in the middle of any crisis

Fart on demand

Bartend (really well), if all else fails in life

Read a book more than once and not remember the ending

Make a great lasagne/spaghetti sauce

Play piano by ear



To all of you who can flip your eyelids, please don't do that. It can be very traumatizing to people. Russell Beary, in the fourth grade, used to torture us girls by doing that.

[sara1998]

Be extremely calm in the middle of any crisis

Ya, I can do that, too...

Fart on demand

Uhhh... be careful doing that... more then a fart could emerge! :lol:

[wondergirl9847]

Recite/Sing all the books of the Bible. Learned that at private school. :)

Teach myself songs on the guitar by ear.

Word on the eyelid flippy thing. That's disgusting...and I have eye issues anyways. LOL

[jannieC]

Recite/Sing all the books of the Bible. Learned that at private school. :)


I remember the song: "Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy....." And that's it. :lol:

[golddustwoman77]

I can......


dance(tap, ballet, jazz, modern, hip hop, etc.)....I was an illustrator for Janet Jackson's choreographer, Barry Lather, at Joe Tremaine Dance Convention for a year.

sing.....I have won several Karaoke contests.

double tie a cherry stem with my tongue using NO teeth.

touch my tongue to my nose

play the guitar

do the splits, still at 31!

walk and chew gum at the same time :lol:

[strandinthewind]

. . . double tie a cherry stem with my tongue using NO teeth . . . .

In college, I used to get free drinks for doing this :laugh:

[Rickypt]

I can:

Wiggle my ears without touching them

Learn foreign languages very quickly

Find the good in just about anyone

[jannieC]

Find the good in just about anyone
Very nice! :thumbsup:

[skcin]

In college, I used to get free drinks for doing this :laugh:


Just drinks, huh? :cool:

[strandinthewind]

Just drinks, huh? :cool:

Well, for the other stuff, I used to put both feet behind my head and roll like a ball :wavey:

I can still do this BTW :eek:

[sparky]

I can


parallel park my truck with a 10 inch margin.

do electrical and plumbing to a point.

read french but not speak it well.

contort my body into some odd poses.

play the guitar and bass.

wiggle my ears.

write pretty much anything.

decorate a seven room set in about 4 hours.

make money with surprising ease.

estimate my budgets within 3% on first pass.

ride a horse and make the damned thing run.

[WildInTheWind]

- move my eyes in different directions separately (one eye watching straight ahead, the other one at the left or right)



I forgot about that one. I just recently realized I could do that.

[Sarah]

- hear pitch perfect (this can be quite annoying)
- hum/sing or play along (guitar) with a song the first time I hear it


i think i've seen some tabs you've done. this would explain why they've been dead.on.

awesome, mari.

[WildInTheWind]

OH, forgot that one, I do that too! I'm too limber in the legs. But the other things? Ouch!
You should try yoga, you'll feel right at home :D (I love it)


I used to do yoga and pilates alot, but I got lazy. :rolleyes: I've always been very freakishly flexible. I guess my whole body is double jointed. :lol: I felt like a circus sideshow freak in highschool, people I didn't even know would come up to me and ask me to bend my body in strange ways.

[dissention]

I can

parallel park my truck with a 10 inch margin.

contort my body into some odd poses.

wiggle my ears.


You are blessed.

I can't wiggle my ears, but I can twitch my nose like Samantha. So far that talent has not come in handy, though.

[michelle2677]

You are blessed.

I can't wiggle my ears, but I can twitch my nose like Samantha. So far that talent has not come in handy, though.


:laugh: you mean it doesnt' get the house clean and mow the lawn? Wtf?

[Brwn_eyes0511]

I can...

Sing (I've won competitions bitches, so don't doubt! :cool: )

Talk too much...:o (those who have ever talked to me on the phone can clarify this...)

Be sassy...;)

drink out of a neon green cup like Christine

drink all night without having a hangover the next morning...:shrug:

drive a golf cart like you wouldn't believe!

play piano (a little)

get a parking space ANYWHERE, even in Christmas rush! (But it's because I'm Catholic)...

Hail Mary, Full of Grace
Help me find a parking space!

(It works everytime! And obviously the Holy Virgin doesn't care that I'm here and queer becuase it just worked last week! :woohoo: )

[golddustwoman77]

In college, I used to get free drinks for doing this :laugh:


Hey, we are in a special club. There just aren't too many people who can do this. Free drinks were all I have ever taken for this special talent, but you know we could have gotten a lot more than that! :o

[strandinthewind]

Hey, we are in a special club. There just aren't too many people who can do this. Free drinks were all I have ever taken for this special talent, but you know we could have gotten a lot more than that! :o

LOL - I got many an offer once I showed the end result of the talent :laugh:

[TwistedGypsy]

I can...


-Dance a la Soulllll Trainnnnn:nod:

-recite Steel Magnolias line for line

-Also recite Funny Girl line for line

-reach things most people can't, I'm 5'10"

-call myself a pageant Queen-Miss Blue Devil 2003

-burp my ABC's

-make people laugh

-play softball and basketball

Maybe I'll think of some more later.
Brit

[Serrart]

make a good chocolate pie

write decently (hopefully)

see 6 movies in a row

recite Filumena Marturano line for line

remember a lot of idle facts about cinema

sing every Francesco De Gregori song

spend hours watching Klimova - Ponomarenko ice-skating

go to see a theatre comedy I like for 13 times

play the devil's advocate

Romy

[Miss Vicky]

I thought of another talent and I'm sure several Ledgies would agree...

Annoying people. :)

JohnnyStew: The new pic in my sig is just for you! :D

[Jyqm]

...turn all your music on.

...tell by the way you use your walk, you're a woman's man.

...love you like that.

...smell what The Rock is cooking.

[Johnny Stew]

I thought of another talent and I'm sure several Ledgies would agree...

Annoying people. :)

JohnnyStew: The new pic in my sig is just for you! :DThe Malibooz Christmas ornament? Why would that annoy me?

[Miss Vicky]

The Malibooz Christmas ornament? Why would that annoy me?

Damn.

Your post in the other thread isn't the first comment you've made in reference to my siggy... so I figured maybe you didn't like... er... whimsical music.

[Johnny Stew]

Damn.

Your post in the other thread isn't the first comment you've made in reference to my siggy... so I figured maybe you didn't like... er... whimsical music.Nah, it's just that instead of a generic "put on another record," I thought it was cuter to name a band that I know for a fact that you like.

I love whimsical music... for example, Todd Rundgren's "An Elpee's Worth Of Toons" is one of my all-time favorite songs (and I'm still convinced that that song, and that album, influenced L.B. more than punk music did).

[Miss Vicky]

Nah, it's just that instead of a generic "put on another record," I thought it was cuter to name a band that I know for a fact that you like.

Ah... I get it now.

If I ever figure out how to use Frontpage and decide on a color/graphics scheme, I'm supposed to take over their official website.

Have played around with it a little, but I'm pretty much computer illiterate and haven't liked anything I've done so far. :(

[Wild_Heart03]

Ahh, now this is more like it.

I can....

- dance pretty good. Dance was required in our drama department in high school, 'cause the teacher wanted us to be "triple threats" (although I never got the hang of the singing part)

- whip you at "Mortal Kombat". It's not much of anything to brag about, but I used to spend time perfecting the fatalities when I had nothing better to do :laugh:

- play the synth/keyboards, to a fault. I've only managed to perfect the opening chords to "Seven Wonders" and Van Halen's "Jump", but it's a start.

- stay up for hours on end. Insomnia runs in the family.

- quote "Golden Girls" dialogue at will. I can't count how many times I'll be talking to someone and go "Oh that reminds me of this one episode, where Dorothy says..."

- remember really pointless facts, such as what I had for dinner on some night in 1993.

- play badminton, kinda. I suck when I first start out, but once I warm up I get pretty good at it.

- recognize just about any song after just a few bars... what can I say? I'm an audiophile.

- multi-task pretty good.

- kick some ass at Trivial Pursuit (this goes back to the "remembering random pointless facts" thing)

[skcin]

...turn all your music on.

...tell by the way you use your walk, you're a woman's man.

...love you like that.

...smell what The Rock is cooking.


You just made me laugh pretty damn hard, my friend. :nod: Thanks!


BTW - people mentioning movies reminded me that I can recite Goodfellas line for line. I can also give a painless injection (or so I'm told.)

[skcin]

Well, for the other stuff, I used to put both feet behind my head and roll like a ball :wavey:

I can still do this BTW :eek:


Oh, I am SOOO rolling you around if we ever meet in person!!! :nod:

[amber]

Oh, I am SOOO rolling you around if we ever meet in person!!! :nod:
Hamster Strand.

[cliffdweller]

BTW - people mentioning movies reminded me that I can recite Goodfellas line for line.

I can do this with any Seinfeld or Golden Girls episode :thumbsup:.

And Jannie, I too can sing the States song! I can't believe I STILL remember that after all these years.

I can also play the keyboard, sing, speak Swedish, read Swedish, Old Norse, Danish, Norwegian, Spanish, and a little Portuguese.

I can also play a mean game of Twister :cool:

[strandinthewind]

Oh, I am SOOO rolling you around if we ever meet in person!!! :nod:

I am so trying this this evening. Sadly, if I get stuck, there is no one there to unstick me :eek:

[amber]

You just made me laugh pretty damn hard, my friend. :nod: Thanks!


BTW - people mentioning movies reminded me that I can recite Goodfellas line for line. I can also give a painless injection (or so I'm told.)

Which reminds me that I can recite Stevie's Behind the Music line for line...
That's all. I can't do anything else. And why would I need to?

[SuzeQuze]

The thread to brag about your many abilities.

I can...

...bake awesomely good Christmas Cookies. See "Holiday baking" thread for details.

...raise one eyebrow up independently of the other. Oh, I can also wiggle my ear - now that'stalent.

...take nice photos. I'm not a pro by any means, but my subjects are centered, I don't cut heads off, I try to get nice backgrounds, etc. Friend & fam always wants copies.

...drive well in the snow. Not too fast, but not too slow either. I can drive the speed limit, keep control of the car & not slide around all over the place unlike these asses that I live near.

...keep in touch. I try really hard to stay in contact with friends & fam, even if we're miles apart & don't see eachother anymore. I think it's really important.


What can you do? :)

Aside from eyebrow thing? Same. :lol: Plus edit photos in Photoshop, write stuff, and make lasagna.

[SuzeQuze]

You, sir, are a Ho-ahhhh.:lol:




I think I can do this too. You sound like a great friend, btw. :)

My thoughts exactly!

[SuzeQuze]

I can.....

Bend my fingers backwords to where my fingertips touch the backs of my hands. :eek:

Clasp my hands behind my back, and bring them over my head to the front of my without detaching them. Hard to explain, but very freakish.

wrap my legs around my neck and several other stange bendy things that I can't really explain

bite the top off of an aluminum can. Not the pop top, the whole top of the can.

I can draw a bit. there's my normal one :lol:

Oh my god, they should feature you on Letterman's "Is this Something?" sketch!

[SuzeQuze]

LOL - I got many an offer once I showed the end result of the talent :laugh:

Geez, what sort of offers does one get for a dexterous tongue? ;)

[SuzeQuze]

...turn all your music on.

...tell by the way you use your walk, you're a woman's man.

...love you like that.

...smell what The Rock is cooking.

Hmm, single? ;)

[SuzeQuze]

Ah... I get it now.

If I ever figure out how to use Frontpage and decide on a color/graphics scheme, I'm supposed to take over their official website.

Have played around with it a little, but I'm pretty much computer illiterate and haven't liked anything I've done so far. :(

Try Webmonkey.com for Web authoring tips if you're interested. Frontpage sucks anyway.

[cliffdweller]

Which reminds me that I can recite Stevie's Behind the Music line for line...

I think that's a pre-requisite for being a died-in-the wool fan so :thumbsup: to you!

My first thought, though, when I read this was: who can't? :laugh:

[Red]

I can...

-draw...and make a living out of it!

-bend my thumb back to touch my wrist

-name that tune. Any tune

-properly taste wine

-spot a designer fake from an original

-make my friends laugh

-rock your world;)

[amber]

I think that's a pre-requisite for being a died-in-the wool fan so :thumbsup: to you!

My first thought, though, when I read this was: who can't? :laugh:

Great. I can only do one thing and you have to diminish it. Thanks.

hehehehe.

Actually, I've talked to some people on this very board that can't do it! :eek:

[skcin]

Great. I can only do one thing and you have to diminish it. Thanks.

hehehehe.

Actually, I've talked to some people on this very board that can't do it! :eek:


Wow. They must not be true fans then. :cool:

[amber]

Wow. They must not be true fans then. :cool:

Totally - that's what I thought, too. :cool: <==== (we are cool).

[StevieNicksEO17]

~ Toss a 6 foot pole so it hits the top of a high school gym ceiling.
~ Toss a flag and spin around twice and catch it.
~ Twirl baton
~ Keep a secret
~ Make people laugh until they fall down
~ Do Algebra
~ Bull**** a paper and get an A on it
~ Go from 0 to 60 in about a half a second (Don't think that's very good)
~ Recite episodes word for word of Cheers

[DavidMn]

Well, I guess I do have a pretty good ability to listen and try to be fair to whomever i'm listening to. I dont know if that's a real talent or not though.:laugh:

[Serrart]

Well, I guess I do have a pretty good ability to listen and try to be fair to whomever i'm listening to. I dont know if that's a real talent or not though.:laugh:

I think it's a great talent, and very rare too.

Romy

[DavidMn]

I'm not too bad of a bowler either. Used to have a 165 average. It's probably about 150 now.

[WildInTheWind]

Oh my god, they should feature you on Letterman's "Is this Something?" sketch!


That or stupid human tricks. :nod:

[Mari]

I can..
go look for a new job next year:(

My boss told me monday that in a few months they won't be needing me here anymore. Worked there for some 18 months. Bleh!

[WildInTheWind]

I can..
go look for a new job next year:(

My boss told me monday that in a few months they won't be needing me here anymore. Worked there for some 18 months. Bleh!

:( I'm sorry to hear about your job. That really sucks, I know the feeling. I had my hours cut big time in the fall.(down to 2 days a week) Luckily someone quit and I snatched up her position. But it was tough for a few months there. GOod luck with the job hunt!

[Mari]

:( I'm sorry to hear about your job. That really sucks, I know the feeling. I had my hours cut big time in the fall.(down to 2 days a week) Luckily someone quit and I snatched up her position. But it was tough for a few months there. GOod luck with the job hunt!

thanks! I'm feeling tentatively positive about finding something else.. at least I got a lot of experience on this job, that 'll always look good.

[Han Solo]

You're not alone, Mari. I'm job-less on the 1st of March. Maybe it's a good thing, and I'll run into something better. Anyway, I'm not worried yet.

[Mari]

You're not alone, Mari. I'm job-less on the 1st of March. Maybe it's a good thing, and I'll run into something better. Anyway, I'm not worried yet.

that's what I tell myself too: perhaps I'll get something better. I really liked this job though, grmbl. Well, good luck with the jobhunting, don't go after my wanted job though ;)

[Han Solo]

Well, I didn't like the company I was working for, so it's also a relief it's over.
And I won't be in your way; I live in Haarlem :cool: