I can't...

[skcin]

The thread to confess that you suck at something. :nod:

I can't....

...keep a houseplant alive. Outdoor stuff, I'm fine. But give me a houseplant & I'll kill it within 3 months.

...sing. I like to think that I can when singing karaoke drunk, but I can't. Really. It's pretty bad.

...make a pie crust. See "Holiday baking" thread for details.

...run or jog. I can't explain it, really. I just can't. I've been laughed at.

...throw or catch a ball. I mean, I can throw it, but not with any finesse or aim. And catching? I drop everything thrown to me. I actually get excited when my husband tosses me the keys & I don't drop them.

...play any musical instrument. I used to play the flute. Until 7th grade. Then I became a headbanger. The flute didn't work out.

Care to share? :o

[dissention]

What the hell is Nicks pulling out of her mouth in your sig?

[golden braid]

Let's see. Off the top of my head:

I can't sew. If I needed a button sown I would need to pay someone to do it. When I've tried to sew it makes me completely miserable.

I can't french braid. I can't even braid very well. I always wanted my hair french braided as a kid but it never happened.

I can't waterski or windsurf. I've tried a bunch of times and have failed misrabley.

[skcin]

What the hell is Nicks pulling out of her mouth in your sig?



Not sure. Your dick, perhaps?

[michelle2677]

I can't sing or keep a houseplant alive either.

As discussed in the other thread, I can't cook.

According to my husband-I can't drive.

I can't swim. I mean-I can dog paddle, but I can't go underwater without holding my nose (scared of water) so I can't do the "official" correct swim :distress:

hhmmm...what else??I can't roll my R's.

I can't ice skate. And I can't bring myself to drink Diet coke. I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of right now.

[Lisa1769]

I can't swim.

[skcin]

I can't roll my R's either! :mad:

Don't know if I can ice skate - never tried.

[michelle2677]

What the hell is Nicks pulling out of her mouth in your sig?

it's just her hand isn't it?? towards the end she turns it in a funny way and it looks like a string or something, but it's her hand.

or am I missing something???:shrug:

[Lisa1769]

I can't swim. I mean-I can dog paddle, but I can't go underwater without holding my nose (scared of water) so I can't do the "official" correct swim :distress:


I'm petrified of water also. My husband made me take swim lessons a few years back. I was in a class with little kids, and I'm the one who cried. When she told me to put my face in the water I cried like a little baby. I do not like water in my face.

[skcin]

it's just her hand isn't it?? towards the end she turns it in a funny way and it looks like a string or something, but it's her hand.

or am I missing something???:shrug:


You're missing his sarcasm. As well as my equally sarcastic reply. :lol:

[michelle2677]

I'm petrified of water also. My husband made me take swim lessons a few years back. I was in a class with little kids, and I'm the one who cried. When she told me to put my face in the water I cried like a little baby. I do not like water in my face.

Me neither. when I wash my face in the shower, instead of sticking my face in the water, I wipe it off with the water that is in my hands. It takes a few applications, :lol: but the job gets done!! I AM terrified of water, but also, I had a deviated septum on my nose. haha...anyway, I couldn't breath out of the right side of my nose, so i never got enough oxygen because it was 90% blocked. I would sleep with my arm thrown over my eyes to pull my nose back on that side so I could breath. (TMI..I know..hhahahah) so anything that prevented me from breathing in the least little bit scared the **** out of me. Since then I have had the surgery to have it fixed, but I still have a fear of not being able to breath. :(

[dissention]

Not sure. Your dick, perhaps?

You naughty girl, pulling penis out to substitute with dick.

[wondergirl9847]

...ski.

...ice skate.

...draw.

...touch my tongue to my nose.

...take good, clear photos. :mad:

...cook very well.

...make those frickin' friendship bracelets...'member those?

...use a sewing machine.

...drive without a legal driver 21 or older in the car with me. LOL

...fix broken printers apparently.

[michelle2677]

You're missing his sarcasm. As well as my equally sarcastic reply. :lol:

oh I definately got YOUR sarcasm...hahaha...

but I got it now. I figured there was something going on. that's why I put.."or am I missing something" I knew I probably was. :laugh:

[skcin]

You naughty girl, pulling penis out to substitute with dick.


Yeah, I know. I reread it & "dick" is just more me. What can I say. :cool:

[Lisa1769]

Me neither. when I wash my face in the shower, instead of sticking my face in the water, I wipe it off with the water that is in my hands. It takes a few applications, :lol: but the job gets done!! I AM terrified of water, but also, I had a deviated septum on my nose. haha...anyway, I couldn't breath out of the right side of my nose, so i never got enough oxygen because it was 90% blocked. I would sleep with my arm thrown over my eyes to pull my nose back on that side so I could breath. (TMI..I know..hhahahah) so anything that prevented me from breathing in the least little bit scared the **** out of me. Since then I have had the surgery to have it fixed, but I still have a fear of not being able to breath. :(

Ewww, that would be scarey, not being able to breathe right.

The hubby and I shower together alot, so he likes to splash water in my face to be mean...I start gasping like I'm drowning or something, and he just laughs.:rolleyes:

[GypsySorcerer]

I can't....

-sew or cook worth a damn
-roll my tongue
-draw anything
-pop my knuckles
-ski

Edit - I also can't take a good picture to save my life.

[Johnny Stew]

I can't....

Play sports! :o

Cook (well, I can make a FEW things -- but nothing impressive!)

Stop procrastinating!

Drive (I know how, but I don't because of the panic disorder)

[CreepingDeath]

I can't...

-draw
-sew
-stand Toby Keith
-watch Rachel Ray without wanting to hurt someone. Badly.

[catinthedark]

I can't....

- keep a plant alive either

- stand the cold

- stand mornings

- have too much fun

- wait to fall in love with the right guy

[ragandbone]

whistle

really speak another language (I know a fair amount of grammar and vocabularly for French and Spanish, can muster a decent accent, but I can't USE them together - not really)

not vacuum

stay mad

keep a schedule

surf

remember names

get drunk anymore

solve an equation

swing dance

play guitar

[Brwn_eyes0511]

I can't...

-watch Rachel Ray without wanting to hurt someone. Badly.
OMG! I LOVE HER! :o :(

[dissention]

OMG! I LOVE HER! :o :(

You have got to be kidding me. I always call her Raytard. EVOO!!1!!111!!!!

[Brwn_eyes0511]

You have got to be kidding me. I always call her Raytard. EVOO!!1!!111!!!!

Well her personality is VERY outgoing! So, of course some people aren't going to like that...but she is really great at what she does! Love her food, ideas, etc...

[CreepingDeath]

OMG! I LOVE HER! :o :(

http://www.livejournal.com/community/rachael_ray_sux

[dissention]

Well her personality is VERY outgoing!

Bitch needs ritalin and a muzzle.

So, of course some people aren't going to like that...but she is really great at what she does! Love her food, ideas, etc...

I've never watched Raytard long enough. I only flip her on once in a blue moon to hear "EVOO!!1!!11!!!!1!" and poke fun. Her and her goddamned EVOO!!1!11!!1 and chicken stock can kiss my crack.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/rachael_ray_sux

that person loses credibility!

They say they hate Rachel Ray but yet there is Ms. Underwood as their icon! :distress: :lol:

[estranged4life]

Staying healthy...Now I can add Promethazi 25Mg/.1ML to meds I have to take to stay among the living who arent barfing their brains out due to nausea...

Sucks dont it?

[ryan8472]

I can't...

- Draw
- Field a ground ball very well.
- Do any kind of math whatsoever.
- Stand 90% of the bands that are popular today.
- Go a single day without bitching and complaining to someone.
- See Rent without crying.
- Watch MTV without wanting hit my TV with a metal bat at least twice.
- Get my bf to listen to Stevie. :distress:
- Stand snow. Or rain. Or the winter in general. :mad:

[GODDESS6]

paula i have only kept 1 plant alive in my entire 19 yr marriage, a plant that was given at my granny's funeral was given to me, some climbing vine type thing~ not sure if it has to do w/ granny or not, but that baby has covered an entire wall now :shrug: ~ every other plant i buy or get, dies

wiggle my ears, both my hubby & son can, i feel left out:distress:

make homemade fudge, it's my FAVORITE, i have literally ruined pans & had to throw them away becuz i made cement, not fudge:distress: :lol:

leave my house w/ my bed unmade, when i wrked outside of the home, i have been late before, cuz i had to make my bed~

[sara1998]

I can't...

hold my temper
stand catty women
play an instrument
be patient
stop eating naughty foods
stop cursing!
find a good man :distress:
wait until vacation!

[ryan8472]

I can't...
stop eating naughty foods
stop cursing!
wait until vacation!
Same here!

[Mari]

- drive
- hold a straight face. I swear, everything I think or feel, you can read it on my face. I can't lie like this!
- get up early
- blow my nose (just never learned)
- remember names
- tell left from right if I have to say it real quick (it always takes a second) ("no.. I meant the OTHER left!")
- look nice in a picture. Again, the face, too many strange expressions.
- do something at the computer without checking the internet every.. 10 minutes?:o

[ontheEdgeof17]

I can't:

-pay attention
-sleep (it's becoming bothersome)
-write poetry
-make myself go to the gym
-spend money w/o feeling guilty
-fix anything on cars
-shower without music

[jannieC]

I can't:

sing/dance

touch my toes without bending my legs

read music

burp (on purpose)

sleep very well (I have battled insomnia since I was a teenager)

tell a good lie

play any sports

Oh, I could go on and on with this list. Funny how I can list my shortcomings (or what *I* perceive to be shortcomings) so easily.

[wondergirl9847]

- drive
- hold a straight face. I swear, everything I think or feel, you can read it on my face. I can't lie like this!
- get up early
- remember names
- tell left from right if I have to say it real quick (it always takes a second) ("no.. I meant the OTHER left!")
- look nice in a picture. Again, the face, too many strange expressions.
- do something at the computer without checking the internet every.. 10 minutes?:o

Are you my long lost twin or something? This is me exactly. I can drive, but I hate doing it, and I only have a permit for emergencies.

[The Tower]

Burp.

Write the letters "p" and "r" in sequence (like the word "pride").

Watch commercials anymore.

Wash or get one hand wet and leave my other hand dry. I have to have both hands wet and dry both hands with a towel.

Forgive my parents for their neglect.

Sleep with any lights on.

Play any guitar leads- rhythm guitar only, folks.

[markolas]

I can't...


- Get my bf to listen to Stevie. :distress:

Pffft. Dump him. :nod: :laugh:

[jannieC]

Burp.


I don't know about you, but it really bugs me that I can't burp. Not only do I think I would feel so much better if I could burp, but I've missed out on all the burping fun.

[Rickypt]

I can't...

- See Rent without crying.



Me neither.

I also can't:

--Cook

--Stick to a budget

--Do yoga without looking like a complete fool

--Say no to my cats when they beg for food

[markolas]

-Get anyone to have sex with me.

[The Tower]

I don't know about you, but it really bugs me that I can't burp. Not only do I think I would feel so much better if I could burp, but I've missed out on all the burping fun.
It used to really bother me, but now I just deal with it. I've never known what it feels like to have relief from burping, so I really don't know what I'm missing.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Pffft. Dump him. :nod: :laugh:

For real!

If you can't have sex to How Still My Love...there's a problem in the relationship.

[golddustwoman77]

I can't----

run.....I look like I'm running like a mad woman, but I'm actually gaining ground like a turtle.

roll my tongue.....Hey, but I can touch it to my nose.

straighten my hair perfectly straight.....My hair is so frickin' curly. It is only perfectly straight when my hairdresser straighten it. :mad:

[Miss Vicky]

...learn patience.
...find the willpower to eat less and exercise more.
...control my compulsive spending.
...find my VCR remote.
...open my Christmas presents yet.
...catch all the damned crickets that escaped yesterday.
...decide what the hell I'm going to do with my life.
...find a decent and available man (or woman).
...figure out the meaning of life.

That's all for now.

[Miss Vicky]

-Get anyone to have sex with me.

:wavey: <a>

[dissention]

For real!

If you can't have sex to How Still My Love...there's a problem in the relationship.

I guess I've got quite a problem then, because that is not a song I'd listen to during sex. Fech.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I guess I've got quite a problem then, because that is not a song I'd listen to during sex. Fech.

Oh. come on!

It's so raw and angry and sensual. It just makes me wanna....bang someone. :o

Eh, it's hard to describe this feeling to an impotent man.

[bikerchic]

The thread to confess that you suck at something. :nod:

I can't....

...keep a houseplant alive. Outdoor stuff, I'm fine. But give me a houseplant & I'll kill it within 3 months.

...sing. I like to think that I can when singing karaoke drunk, but I can't. Really. It's pretty bad.

...make a pie crust. See "Holiday baking" thread for details.

...run or jog. I can't explain it, really. I just can't. I've been laughed at.

...throw or catch a ball. I mean, I can throw it, but not with any finesse or aim. And catching? I drop everything thrown to me. I actually get excited when my husband tosses me the keys & I don't drop them.

...play any musical instrument. I used to play the flute. Until 7th grade. Then I became a headbanger. The flute didn't work out.

Care to share? :o
You should've called this the "Loser Thread" :D

[skcin]

You should've called this the "Loser Thread" :D


Yeah, I'm sure you would have posted in it sooner then. :wavey:

[sparky]

I can't...

draw human faces.

program my VCR.

tolerate singers I hate for even 5 seconds.

make decisions regarding landscaping.

choose paint colors for the interior of my house.

control my swearing very well.

find a decent contractor.

watch violent movies.

tolerate barking dogs.

[ryan8472]

I dunno...How Still My Love makes me want to sing, not have sex. :shrug:

For some reason, my bf just does not like the Mac. I can't explain it, and I don't understand it. But one thing that I find strange, however, is the fact that he knows the words to Edge of Seventeen, and is capable of belting it. :p So perhaps he is a "closet" fan. :laugh:

[dissention]

I dunno...How Still My Love makes me want to sing, not have sex. :shrug:

Thank you. It's too blah of a song to have sex to. If we're talking about sensual songs, I'll take Over My Head. But even then, I wouldn't want to have sex to it.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

I guess I've got quite a problem then, because that is not a song I'd listen to during sex. Fech.

Wasn't it you that said something about...Over My Head?

[ryan8472]

Thank you. It's too blah of a song to have sex to. If we're talking about sensual songs, I'll take Over My Head. But even then, I wouldn't want to have sex to it.
I agree. Then again, I don't think I've ever played music during sex. :shrug:

[dissention]

I agree. Then again, I don't think I've ever played music during sex. :shrug:

I do. My favorites are Blondie's "Orchid Club" (oh, that song gets me so hot), Echo and the Bunnymen's "The Killing Moon," Franz's "Michael," and stuff from David Byrne's "My Life in the Bush of Ghosts." Amongst other stuff. :laugh:

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Thank you. It's too blah of a song to have sex to. If we're talking about sensual songs, I'll take Over My Head. But even then, I wouldn't want to have sex to it.

Jesus Christ...I can't read. :o

[ryan8472]

stuff from David Byrne's "My Life in the Bush of Ghosts." Amongst other stuff. :laugh:
I wonder if David ever thought that his music would be used like that? :laugh:

I dont know. If I ever played music, it would probably be like, AC/DC or something. :p Hell's Bells perhaps. Or Metallica's Enter Sandman. Something heavy. :laugh:

[sparky]

Sex to Stevie music ? Good lord, what an erection killer.

Franz is great to have sex to. I prefer lots of distorted guitar and a brutal bass line.

[sparky]

I dont know. If I ever played music, it would probably be like, AC/DC or something. :p Hell's Bells perhaps. Or Metallica's Enter Sandman. Something heavy. :laugh:

Old Judas Priest is fantastic sex music.

[dissention]

Sex to Stevie music ? Good lord, what an erection killer.

I wouldn't have an erection to kill if someone tried to screw me to her stuff playing in the background because I would never have gotten up in the first place.

Franz is great to have sex to. I prefer lots of distorted guitar and a brutal bass line.

"The Fallen," "Outsiders," and "This Fffire" are fantastic ones.

[ryan8472]

Old Judas Priest is fantastic sex music.
Judas Priest is awesome. :nod: Good suggestion. ;)

And you're right about Stevie music being an erection killer. :sorry: Stevie.

[ryan8472]

Maybe this should become it's own thread... :nod:

[dissention]

And you're right about Stevie music being an erection killer. :sorry: Stevie.

There were candles, crystals, I was anyone's fantasy...

C'mon. Tell me that doesn't make you hot. I dare you!

[ryan8472]

There were candles, crystals, I was anyone's fantasy...

C'mon. Tell me that doesn't make you hot. I dare you!
That doesn't make me hot. In the least. :laugh: :nod:

[dissention]

That doesn't make me hot. In the least. :laugh: :nod:

Maybe I should write it on a delicate white-ribbon card. Just what you need, my undercover music lover and art lover, too.

[ryan8472]

Maybe I should write it on a delicate white-ribbon card. Just what you need, my undercover music lover and art lover, too.
Perhaps. :nod:

















:lol:

[Johnny Stew]

I wouldn't have an erection to kill if someone tried to screw me to her stuff playing in the background because I would never have gotten up in the first place.Actually, one of your favorite Stevie songs is great to make out to... "Sable On Blond."
Something very sensual about it.

"Sleeping Angel," too.

[Serrart]

This is a looooong list, so I'll stop at ten:
I can't

draw (at all)

drive

drink coffee

renounce to my pale look

stay for long at a party

stand bad acting without having a stomach ache

take decisions on gifts without changing my mind twelve times (at least)

choose a fast queue

keep my tea kettles safe for long

stop procrastinating

Romy

[jannieC]

For some reason, my bf just does not like the Mac. I can't explain it, and I don't understand it. But one thing that I find strange, however, is the fact that he knows the words to Edge of Seventeen, and is capable of belting it. :p So perhaps he is a "closet" fan. :laugh:
My high school boyfriend (many years ago and when I was in my Rock a Little heyday) didn't like Stevie's music <i>at all</i>, but he liked Edge of 17. It's just such a great song, I guess. :shrug:

[dissention]

Actually, one of your favorite Stevie songs is great to make out to... "Sable On Blond."
Something very sensual about it.

"Sleeping Angel," too.

Maybe for you, bub. I need something I find erotic to some degree. As much as I love "Sable On Blonde" and "Sleeping Angel," they're too fey for me to do anything to.

[Johnny Stew]

Maybe for you, bub. I need something I find erotic to some degree. As much as I love "Sable On Blonde" and "Sleeping Angel," they're too fey for me to do anything to.Well, I don't know about you, but when I sleep with someone, I already find them so sexy that I don't need additional stimulus to get things rolling. ;)

[Wild_Heart03]

I can't...

- Draw
- Field a ground ball very well.
- Do any kind of math whatsoever.
- Stand 90% of the bands that are popular today.
- Go a single day without bitching and complaining to someone.
- See Rent without crying.
- Watch MTV without wanting hit my TV with a metal bat at least twice.
- Get my bf to listen to Stevie. :distress:
- Stand snow. Or rain. Or the winter in general. :mad:

Dude, get out of my head. Basically everything on that list applies to me as well.

Oh, and a few of my own to add!

I can't....

- sew. I suck at it so bad, tried to fix a coat and it ended up looking horrible.

- sing. Hell no, you'll never catch me auditioning for American Idol.

- rollerskate. My aunt manages the local rollerskating rink and they've been trying to get me to try it forever, but I just can't keep my balance.

- listen to the radio anymore. Most of it is just annoying crap I don't like, except for the one station that plays 80s and 90s music.

- stand my place of work. The one person that kept me sane there just quit... damn him :mad:

[ryan8472]

Dude, get out of my head. Basically everything on that list applies to me as well.

Oh, and a few of my own to add!

I can't....

- sew. I suck at it so bad, tried to fix a coat and it ended up looking horrible.

- sing. Hell no, you'll never catch me auditioning for American Idol.

- rollerskate. My aunt manages the local rollerskating rink and they've been trying to get me to try it forever, but I just can't keep my balance.

- listen to the radio anymore. Most of it is just annoying crap I don't like, except for the one station that plays 80s and 90s music.

- stand my place of work. The one person that kept me sane there just quit... damn him :mad:Those all apply to me too. :shocked: :laugh: :nod:

However, you should listen to RadioIo if you don't already. They play *great* music. :nod:

[markolas]

I just thought of something else. I can't drive a car with a standard transmission. To save my life. I'm just not coordinated. :distress:

[michelle2677]

I just thought of something else. I can't drive a car with a standard transmission. To save my life. I'm just not coordinated. :distress:

really? I took my driving test in a standard transmission car. I love driving them, but after awhile it gets old. I can't eat my food, talk on my cell phone, AND put on my makeup while I'm shifting!:lol: ;)

[skcin]

Oh yeah! I can't drive a stick either. :shrug:

waits patiently for first smartass comment

[catinthedark]

^^ Don't worry... no smartassedness from me.

I learned to drive standard because my mum did - and my first car was her car (and she was incredibly generous with it)! Now I appreciate that I drive standard because it's easier to get out of snow banks, and easier to control the car on ice. :nod:

[strandinthewind]

Oh yeah! I can't drive a stick either. :shrug:

waits patiently for first smartass comment

It takes a man's touch dear! :] :] :]

[skcin]

It takes a man's touch dear! :] :] :]

I KNEW you wouldn't be able to pass that one up. :thumbsup:

[JazmenFlowers]

I can't

- do the splits
- keep my car clean
- do anything without some type of music
- get dressed without checking to see if I need to pluck my eyebrows
- do anything with the left side of my body first, I must use the right side first (it's an OCD thing)
- enjoy spinning class
- go to the movies without wanting to kill at least 2 people for various reasons
- find the gucci bag and matching wallet I want on eBay
- afford the diamond gucci spinner ring I want

[strandinthewind]

I KNEW you wouldn't be able to pass that one up. :thumbsup:

WHO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

[michelle2677]

I can't

- do the splits
- keep my car clean
- do anything without some type of music
- get dressed without checking to see if I need to pluck my eyebrows
- do anything with the left side of my body first, I must use the right side first (it's an OCD thing)
- enjoy spinning class
- go to the movies without wanting to kill at least 2 people for various reasons
- find the gucci bag and matching wallet I want on eBay
- afford the diamond gucci spinner ring I want

I can't do the splits either :( never could.

I HAVE to have music on also. Especially when I clean house. I've spun Enchanted box set so many times while cleaning it's even funny. I also can't clean without listening to the cleaning lady version of sara-the whole time saying.."I don't WANT to be a cleaning lady, DAMNIT!!"

I can get dressed w/out checking out the eyebrows, but I def have to see them before I leave. I am SUCH an eyebrow person. :D

I couldn't find a gucci bag either that I wanted :( So I got a coach :)

[Wild_Heart03]

However, you should listen to RadioIo if you don't already. They play *great* music. :nod:

Aaah, thank you for the suggestion. I may never listen to regular radio again. :wavey:

[snowman]

The thread to confess that you suck at something. :nod:

I can't....

...keep a houseplant alive. Outdoor stuff, I'm fine. But give me a houseplant & I'll kill it within 3 months.

...sing. I like to think that I can when singing karaoke drunk, but I can't. Really. It's pretty bad.

...make a pie crust. See "Holiday baking" thread for details.

...run or jog. I can't explain it, really. I just can't. I've been laughed at.

...throw or catch a ball. I mean, I can throw it, but not with any finesse or aim. And catching? I drop everything thrown to me. I actually get excited when my husband tosses me the keys & I don't drop them.

...play any musical instrument. I used to play the flute. Until 7th grade. Then I became a headbanger. The flute didn't work out.

Care to share? :o

throw a football...

[amber]

wait, I can't wait.

[eclipse]

Sew
Draw
figure out physics, or chemistry
make fun of "retarded" people-
maybe that is a good thing:shrug:

listen to a southern drawawawal...without laughing (sorry Hillary)
watch animal hunting shows
add 2 and 2 without a computer

Imagine life without music :nod:

Yeah-that's me

[DavidMn]

Cook. I've been known to burn the ole spaghettio's. My man can cook thank god, or else I'd probably starve. Thank god for Wendy's.:lol:

[Serendipity]

...

*sing well

*find the motivation to study any more

*stand most of the bands popular now

*figure out why more people dont have sex to heavy metal music :)

~Nicki

[Red]

I can't

-figure out the simplest mathematical equations. I'm retarded with numbers

-sing

-tolerate ignorance

-do a cartwheel

-listen to new country, its too awful

[estranged4life]

stand this holiday season...Just cant find any joy in it at all, But I am finding alot of hatred is building up inside towards some people who I feel the hatred is warranted towards.

[SuzeQuze]

Burp.

Write the letters "p" and "r" in sequence (like the word "pride").

Watch commercials anymore.

Wash or get one hand wet and leave my other hand dry. I have to have both hands wet and dry both hands with a towel.

Forgive my parents for their neglect.

Sleep with any lights on.

Play any guitar leads- rhythm guitar only, folks.

You can't burp? Neither can my roommate!

[SuzeQuze]

really? I took my driving test in a standard transmission car. I love driving them, but after awhile it gets old. I can't eat my food, talk on my cell phone, AND put on my makeup while I'm shifting!:lol: ;)

I also learned on a stick. My '92 car has the original clutch! I guess I'm even pretty good at it!

[DavidMn]

Suze dear, would you clear your pm's for me. I'm going through withdrawl!!!:)

[SuzeQuze]

stand this holiday season...Just cant find any joy in it at all, But I am finding alot of hatred is building up inside towards some people who I feel the hatred is warranted towards.

This is completely understandable with what all you've been through. I have definitely noticed your posts are more "lighthearted" though. The quotes are there because it is your very own special brand of lightheartedness that I speak of. :lol:

I can't:

Whistle, I have tried a million times. Every so often, by accident, it works. But it is pathetic, really.

Stay on task. Remember why I am in a room I just got in to do something. (ADD)

Seem to get everything done during the holidays without throwing a tantrum and/or crying fit.

Understand my boss in a social way.

Be consistent with housework or keep my room clean. I keep trying!

Pass up decadent food.

Stand Boston drivers.

Bear to see my kitty or anyone else's pet ill.

Deal with Bush's photo on cnn.com every day so I yanked them as my homepage.

[skcin]

I can't whistle with my fingers in my mouth. And I can't roll my R's (ooops did we discuss that already?)

[catinthedark]

My current I can't...

I can't get this guy I work with out of my head!! :o It's getting so incredibly distracting - in a really fun way. He is in town working with us for now, but doesn't live here. But that's not stopping me. Is there any better thing in the world than The Chase? I am having so much fun. I said to my friend last night, I've never been the one chasing like this (now I know what guys go through) - it's the greatest and most fun challenge trying to make him sit up and notice someone who never occurred to him. He walked into the room yesterday while I was on the phone with my friend (and we're talking a BIG room - he was not close to me) and I BLUSHED. :rolleyes: I have to talk to this man on a fairly regular basis for work. I don't think he knows yet what effect he is having on me. *sigh* :laugh: It sure does make work more fun.