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foxyluva
11-27-2005, 07:19 PM
This was posted over @ another board today, and appriantley its her a cover for her new CD :laugh:

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7623/hs6ybk8ta.png
gldstwmn
11-27-2005, 07:30 PM
There's a little boob enhancement going on there. :lol:
foxyluva
11-27-2005, 07:37 PM
There's a little boob enhancement going on there. :lol:

Thats what I thought too. Typical of Ms. Hilton to use sex a selling point :(
rbs3676
11-27-2005, 08:14 PM
This was posted over @ another board today, and appriantley its her a cover for her new CD :laugh:

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7623/hs6ybk8ta.png


I absolutely think she's horrid, but I must say...thats a gorgeous pic of her.
Lots of work, but that's the beauty of photoshop...

rbs
sparky
11-27-2005, 08:33 PM
She looks like an anteater in Pam Anderson drag.
dissention
11-27-2005, 08:41 PM
She looks like an anteater in Pam Anderson drag.

Ha! That nose makes her look like Aloysius Snuffleupagus.
Red
11-27-2005, 09:19 PM
Regardless of the can opener nose, she actually looks really good. :shocked:
sparky
11-27-2005, 10:45 PM
Ha! That nose makes her look like Aloysius Snuffleupagus.
In spite of her extensive surgery I think she is perhaps the ugliest famous person on earth. Queen Gangleskank.
Livia
11-27-2005, 11:17 PM
She's wearing a pushup and smooshing her boobs with her arms, I don't think she's had any boob work done...Why doesn't she spend some of that Hilton fortune and lop off that schnozz a couple inches? Her hair looks fried, and we already know her blue eyes are fake. Fix that nose, beeyotch! Only Linda Evangelista can get away with the long nostril, bird-beak.
tommer
11-28-2005, 01:40 AM
wow... she looks like Sophie Ellis Bextor.
Wild_Heart03
11-28-2005, 02:54 AM
There's a little boob enhancement going on there. :lol:

Looks like her lips got a nice plumping too.. collagen much? :laugh:

It's nice to see that she actually took a pic that isn't her trademark pose, though!
Richard B
11-28-2005, 06:28 PM
I'm at a loss for words. I will now simply throw up.
sparky
11-28-2005, 06:47 PM
I'm at a loss for words. I will now simply throw up.

An understandable response. But what will you do when and if you are in the unfortunate position of hearing Princess Gangleskank's vocal attempts ?
SortaSavageLike
11-28-2005, 06:47 PM
Looks like her lips got a nice plumping too.. collagen much? :laugh:

It's nice to see that she actually took a pic that isn't her trademark pose, though!

Ten more degrees to the left. I hope she doesn't break her neck!










(Actually, I wouldn't mind if she did...:rolleyes: )
BTFLCHLD
11-28-2005, 06:48 PM
I'm at a loss for words. I will now simply throw up. omg you are so transparent in your need for some paris
Jyqm
11-28-2005, 06:54 PM
Typical of Ms. Hilton to use sex a selling point :(

Are you really going to begrudge her that? It's not like she's got anything else.
Richard B
11-28-2005, 07:08 PM
An understandable response. But what will you do when and if you are in the unfortunate position of hearing Princess Gangleskank's vocal attempts ?
I will buy a handgun and shoot the stereo (a la Elvis shooting a TV).
Richard B
11-28-2005, 07:09 PM
omg you are so transparent in your need for some paris
True that. Perhaps she and I can throw up together? Ahhh...sweet love.
BTFLCHLD
11-28-2005, 07:16 PM
True that. Perhaps she and I can throw up together? Ahhh...sweet love. awww i was thinking along the lines of your schoolboy crush...
"i hate you!" then the sniff/lick of every monkeybar she ever stradled...
but yeah your scenario works in much the same way <img src="http://tinypic.com/hwzubl.gif" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">
dissention
11-28-2005, 07:49 PM
An understandable response. But what will you do when and if you are in the unfortunate position of hearing Princess Gangleskank's vocal attempts ?

Just think, she's covering Blondie and Bowie on this "album." Leave me to weep in my solitude.
SteveMacD
11-28-2005, 10:36 PM
Somewhat off-topic: Am I the only one who chuckles whenever somebody mentions Hilton Head?
Janet
11-29-2005, 01:12 AM
Her eyes are brown, her hair is short and she is flat as a board.

But hell...she looks good there...though it's not HER.
foxyluva
11-29-2005, 02:05 AM
Just think, she's covering Blondie and Bowie on this "album." Leave me to weep in my solitude.

OMG :eek: Is she really - she could be the worst thing to happen to music since milli vanilli :distress:
Wild_Heart03
11-29-2005, 05:48 AM
OMG :eek: Is she really - she could be the worst thing to happen to music since milli vanilli :distress:


How soon we forget William Hung....
DavidMn
11-29-2005, 02:54 PM
This was posted over @ another board today, and appriantley its her a cover for her new CD :laugh:

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7623/hs6ybk8ta.pngThat's her? I'll bet her cd is called Thats hot..:lol: