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tynan88
11-24-2005, 12:59 AM
I don't know if you saw this but I thought it was funny.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/anderson_cooper/what_you_didnt_read_in_page_six_20051122.php

Reading Page Six is always fun, right? Well, sometimes reading what didn't make it into the column is much more fun!

Don't ask us how we got this little gem in our hands (we always keep our sources in strictest of confidence), but this item was scheduled to run in Page Six today, until it was killed (for obvious reasons):

"Gay radio talk show host Daniel Nardicio coaxed New York Times contributor and author of "Deep in a Dream: The Long Night of Chet Baker" Jim Gavin to spill all he knew on CNN Anchor Anderson Cooper's sexual proclivities. Cooper's sexuality is a frequent joke on Nardicio's East Village Radio gabfest named Nardi Gras, which frequently features porn stars, downtown nightlife celebs like Lady Bunny and 80's dance diva Jody Watley and weekly phone in's by Hollywood gossip god Perez Hilton. According to Gavin, Cooper is known in gay circles to be a "drooler, who slobbers a lot" and who "likes it rough". He's not in the best shape either.
dissention
11-24-2005, 01:02 AM
Ha! :laugh:

It was brought to my attention earlier by a special someone and, hours later, I'm still giggling like a schoolgirl. Anderdrool. That's hot.
tynan88
11-24-2005, 01:17 AM
I have only ever seen him in the "making of" for the cnn.com adds, andgod he was funny.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 01:20 AM
I can see it now -- in a few years, i'm going to be walking into my office at good old CNN and notice the window washer is no longer washing windows but suspiciously fogging them up with his hot breath and incessant drooling over Anderson Cooper who will be sitting down (still in the closet, might I add) drawing well-hung stick figures on a misplaced copy of Paula Zahn's script. That window washer? It's you, Josh. :laugh:
dissention
11-24-2005, 01:25 AM
I have only ever seen him in the "making of" for the cnn.com adds, andgod he was funny.

He is. Those commercials are fecking awesome. My favorites are "Eraq" with Christiane Amanpour and "Weather" with Anderson. They tickle my funnybone. The behind-the-scenes clips on the CNN site are great. Worth watching just to see him talk about his acting experience. Ha.
dissention
11-24-2005, 01:27 AM
I can see it now -- in a few years, i'm going to be walking into my office at good old CNN and notice the window washer is no longer washing windows but suspiciously fogging them up with his hot breath and incessant drooling over Anderson Cooper who will be sitting down (still in the closet, might I add) drawing well-hung stick figures on a misplaced copy of Paula Zahn's script. That window washer? It's you, Josh. :laugh:

You are evil. :laugh: I much prefer the other scenario you had envisioned earlier with the tattoo.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 01:30 AM
You are evil. :laugh: I much prefer the other scenario you had envisioned earlier with the tattoo.

You. Blondie. And Anderson. Together at last :laugh: You should have driven down to NYC tonight. Seeing as Anderson's not on 360 this evening, I'd assume he's taken his fabulous ass out on one of the biggest party nights of the year to get FUBAR'd with his gays :laugh:
dissention
11-24-2005, 01:33 AM
You. Blondie. And Anderson. Together at last :laugh: You should have driven down to NYC tonight. Seeing as Anderson's not on 360 this evening, I'd assume he's taken his fabulous ass out on one of the biggest party nights of the year to get FUBAR'd with his gays :laugh:

:laugh: I don't know...360 was in LA for Monday and last night, so he's probably still there. He must have gotten the memo that the LA shows royally sucked ass this week because, OMG, it was Heidi tonight. I usually like her, but damn, she was obnoxious as hell tonight. Reminded me of a less constipated Laura Bush. I watched it and all I could think was 'Pfft. Heidi. Plz die.'
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 01:40 AM
:laugh: I don't know...360 was in LA for Monday and last night, so he's probably still there. He must have gotten the memo that the LA shows royally sucked ass this week because, OMG, it was Heidi tonight. I usually like her, but damn, she was obnoxious as hell tonight. Reminded me of a less constipated Laura Bush. I watched it and all I could think was 'Pfft. Heidi. Plz die.'

I have it on now and can't help but to laugh over fried turkey fires and hearing a woman say she had to escape for her life (of course, they pick the most podunk person to interview) :laugh: I'm going to have to turn it soon because I find Heidi to be dryer than the Sahara desert. Based on voice alone, she's not my favorite journalist.
dissention
11-24-2005, 01:47 AM
I have it on now and can't help but to laugh over fried turkey fires and hearing a woman say she had to escape for her life (of course, they pick the most podunk person to interview) :laugh: I'm going to have to turn it soon because I find Heidi to be dryer than the Sahara desert. Based on voice alone, she's not my favorite journalist.

I was rolling over that. :lol:

I wish that they'd get Erica Hill to fill in for Andy when he's gone. I loves me some Erica Hill. Or Candy Crowley, just so I could make fun of her silly ass.

And I greatly miss the old 360 staples. Bring back The Nth Degree, the Reporter's Notebook, and the FLIN FLON bumper music! I'm digging the Keeping Them Honest and How Rude! additions, though.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 01:55 AM
And I greatly miss the old 360 staples. Bring back The Nth Degree, the Reporter's Notebook, and the FLIN FLON bumper music! I'm digging the Keeping Them Honest and How Rude! additions, though.

My, you are the avid Anderson watcher :laugh:
dissention
11-24-2005, 01:57 AM
My, you are the avid Anderson watcher :laugh:

I am. It's sad. But The Nth Degree was my favorite. I mourn it's loss. And the bumper music was just too cool for school. It actually made me buy Flin Flon's albums.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 02:05 AM
It actually made me buy Flin Flon's albums.

"If Anderson likes them, then I will too" :laugh: ;)
dissention
11-24-2005, 02:07 AM
"If Anderson likes them, then I will too" :laugh: ;)

Totally. Except for the Scissor Sisters. They get on my tits like you wouldn't believe. I loathe their very existence.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 02:15 AM
Totally. Except for the Scissor Sisters. They get on my tits like you wouldn't believe. I loathe their very existence.

Say goodbye to club night with Anderson and Jake, Josh! :p
dissention
11-24-2005, 02:18 AM
Say goodbye to club night with Anderson and Jake, Josh! :p

Gladly. Amanda Lepore and I shall go shoe shopping instead.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 02:19 AM
Gladly. Amanda Lepore and I shall go shoe shopping instead.

Why, I half expected you two to be furniture shopping -- you know, since you'll be moving in with Anderson, etc.
dissention
11-24-2005, 02:22 AM
Why, I half expected you two to be furniture shopping -- you know, since you'll be moving in with Anderson, etc.

The furniture I have is just fine. It's coming with me. If he can't deal, I'll simply tell him there'll be no more slobbery drooling from now on.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 02:24 AM
The furniture I have is just fine. It's coming with me. If he can't deal, I'll simply tell him there'll be no more slobbery drooling from now on.

Oh you liar! You'll never tell him he CAN'T drool -- you love it! Looks like Cooper should be wearing that diamond studded collar meant for Saffron -- chin up, doggy -- there's a new bitch in town -- and his initials are AC.
dissention
11-24-2005, 02:26 AM
Oh you liar! You'll never tell him he CAN'T drool -- you love it! Looks like Cooper should be wearing that diamond studded collar meant for Saffron -- chin up, doggy -- there's a new bitch in town -- and his initials are AC.

Yeah, you caught me. I'll outlaw any drooling that isn't on me. And since that Page Six reject makes it pretty obvious that he's a sex freak, he'll probably enjoy that collar more than my Saffron would.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 02:29 AM
Yeah, you caught me. I'll outlaw any drooling that isn't on me. And since that Page Six reject makes it pretty obvious that he's a sex freak, he'll probably enjoy that collar more than my Saffron would.

I bet behind his collection of ties and suits, he has a locked door containing all of his bondage :laugh:
dissention
11-24-2005, 02:32 AM
I bet behind his collection of ties and suits, he has a locked door containing all of his bondage :laugh:

Totally. Whips, nipple clamps, cuffs, leather masks, and ball gags. Plain old missionary is not Andy's cup 'o tea.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 02:35 AM
Totally. Whips, nipple clamps, cuffs, leather masks, and ball gags. Plain old missionary is not Andy's cup 'o tea.

Beneath that cool exterior lies a dirty boy :laugh:
dissention
11-24-2005, 02:39 AM
Beneath that cool exterior lies a dirty boy :laugh:

:nod:

He's all about THE KINK. Yes, ma'am. Don't let the milky white exterior fool you.
GardenStateGirlie
11-24-2005, 02:52 AM
:nod:

He's all about THE KINK. Yes, ma'am. Don't let the milky white exterior fool you.

It's always those well-bred boys :laugh:
SuzeQuze
11-24-2005, 10:30 AM
It's always those well-bred boys :laugh:

Exactly. And every so often it shows through the veneer, as demonstrated in my sig quote.
dissention
11-24-2005, 07:57 PM
Exactly. And every so often it shows through the veneer, as demonstrated in my sig quote.

Ha. You just reminded me. Someone on one of the livejournal communities made this: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/naughtychair.jpg
SuzeQuze
11-25-2005, 01:52 PM
Ha. You just reminded me. Someone on one of the livejournal communities made this: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/naughtychair.jpg

:lol: That's great. I hardly ever get to watch so what a delight it was to catch that gem!