Finally! We all can sleep better at night now....Lachey/Simpson breakup

[ontheEdgeof17]

Nick and Jessica Split

November 23, 2005

After more than a year of break-up rumors, "Newlyweds" JESSICA SIMPSON and NICK LACHEY have officially decided to call it quits, ET has confirmed.

"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," the couple said in a statement Wednesday. "This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."

Back in October, rumors of a split started to swirl when Jessica arrived solo (and without her wedding ring) to her sister ASHLEE's 21st birthday in Las Vegas and Nick, who was scheduled to be there, was a no-show. Nick and Jessica were also reportedly apart for two more special dates: their 3rd wedding anniversary on October 26 and Nick's 32nd birthday on November 9.

It was just this fall, while talking about her new body care collection "Sweet Kisses," Jessica spoke with ET, offering marriage advice. "I think you have to always remember, and he has to remember, that you do need a compromise, even though it's hard," she said.

She admitted though, that sometimes strong personalities can get in the way of marital negotiations. "There's people with pride involved," she says. "You have to back down sometime -- just a little bit."

The couple married in Austin, TX, in front of 350 guests in an hour-long Baptist ceremony. Jessica wore a strapless VERA WANG gown and Nick sang "My Everything," a song he wrote just for his bride.

[dissention]

The couple married in Austin, TX, in front of 350 guests in an hour-long Baptist ceremony. Jessica wore a strapless VERA WANG gown and Nick sang "My Everything," a song he wrote just for his bride.[/I]

She has now officially retired two wangs. Praise the stars, blessed be. Now go die. Plz.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Wow -- I never saw that one coming :rolleyes: They made their millions pushing that relationship on television and in the media. If they turn around and blame the media for the downfall of their marriage, I will cry foul. Of course, we all know Papa Simpleton had his hand in that.

Now he and his buddy AJ Discala can have their strippers (he and Jamie-Lynn Sigler who is friends with Jessica seperated last month) and she can continue to bang Bam Margera and Jonny Knoxville (did you hear Asslee's dating Bam's friend, Raab? :eek: )

[dissention]

Papa Simpleton had his hand in that.


Something ain't right there. I cry incest!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Something ain't right there. I cry incest!

I can't tell if he is gay, a pedophile, or loves incest. Maybe all three. :shrug:

[macfanken]

Something ain't right there. I cry incest!


Daddy's a pimp.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Daddy's a pimp.

And Mama lives vicariously through her children.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Something ain't right there. I cry incest!

Well, I didn't exactly mean it like that :laugh: -- I meant more in terms of the dissolution of their marriage -- though i'm sure he'd like to have his hand -- well -- there.

[gldstwmn]

Well, they milked that for all it was worth.

[dissention]

Well, I didn't exactly mean it like that :laugh: -- I meant more in terms of the dissolution of their marriage -- though i'm sure he'd like to have his hand -- well -- there.

He's had his hand on that button, no doubt. The man is all kinds of creepy & disgusting. The way he talks about his daughters makes my insides get all gooey.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Well, they milked that for all it was worth.

I'm surprised they didn't wait until after the Holiday -- I figured they'd try to push one more Jessica and Nick Holiday special and album.

[wondergirl9847]

Are you serious?! This is so shocking! I cannot believe this!!!

:laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Are you serious?! This is so shocking! I cannot believe this!!!

:laugh:

Christy, I know your soul has been crushed, but please don't allow their breakup to ruin your Thanksgiving :p

[dissention]

Christy, I know your soul has been crushed, but please don't allow their breakup to ruin your Thanksgiving :p

I find it rather offensive on your part to trivialize her pain like that. I believe an apology is warranted.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Christy, I know your soul has been crushed, but please don't allow their breakup to ruin your Thanksgiving :p


I call her up and we shared our tears together. It's a sad day in America. Where is the love, people!?!?!?!?!?

[gldstwmn]

I'm surprised they didn't wait until after the Holiday -- I figured they'd try to push one more Jessica and Nick Holiday special and album.

I saw pictures of them somewhere performing together very recently. That must have been the last of their contractual obligations.

[GardenStateGirlie]

That must have been the last of their contractual obligations.

And the world is breathing a heavy sigh of relief at that news :laugh:

[dissention]

And the world is breathing a heavy sigh of relief at that news :laugh:

Homes across America now have something extra to add to their lists of things they're thankful for tomorrow. :laugh:

[macfanken]

Homes across America now have something extra to add to their lists of things they're thankful for tomorrow. :laugh:

I would only be thankful if they went away and we never heard from them again.

[GardenStateGirlie]

I would only be thankful if they went away and we never heard from them again.

I'll toast my eggnog to that. Although i'm sure the media will spend the better part of the end of the year examining what went wrong, etc. :rolleyes:

[xxxmx]

(did you hear Asslee's dating Bam's friend, Raab? :eek: )

raab himself (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Raab+Himself)? awesome. i'm sure her parents LOVE him?

although it's kind of funny, it's still sad that they're splitting up. marriage must be difficult even without celebrity and the media following your every move. they brought a lot of it into their life together willingly, not saying they didn't. but walking down the street beside ten photogs snapping pics for another magazine exposE must take it's toll.

[goldie]

He's had his hand on that button, no doubt. The man is all kinds of creepy & disgusting. The way he talks about his daughters makes my insides get all gooey.

I KNEW there was something strange about the dad, glad you all confirmed this for me! The whole Simpson family is creepy. Run, Nick, Run!

[eclipse]

OK, So I am a romantic...
I really thought that they were a cute couple
and just halarious on the stupid "Newlywed show"

But oh well- that's Hollywood--the suspense in over and as stated we can all sleep now
or just continue to make fun of other people's misery...

Remember...If you don't have something nice to say about someone...come sit by me:nod:
he he
~~eclipse~~

[David]

And the world is breathing a heavy sigh of relief at that news :laugh:
Is this the same world that made their MTV show a hit for numerous seasons? Why didn't this world eschew the show right off the bat? All these damn stupid teens & teen minds who lavish nonentities with so much attention ... only after too much time has passed do they decide that the nonentities over whom they've been fawning no longer interest them.

Often I wish there were less pop & more culture in pop culture.

What about all the junk you're watching now -- right this moment -- by the droves? You will inevitably sicken of that, too, next year or the year after. Why not sicken of it NOW so that it doesn't stay on the air for several seasons?

[SortaSavageLike]

I heard that packing up, shacking up was all she wanted to do anyway.

Not that I have a reliable source, and I don't actually believe him, but what the hell, I'll say it anyway.

Packing up, shacking is all that Jessica wanted to do. Believe me. :nod:

[David]

raab himself (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Raab+Himself)? awesome. i'm sure her parents LOVE him?So this guy poops in public? That's his act? Why do you moronic teen minds make stars out of guys like this?
although it's kind of funny, it's still sad that they're splitting up. Why sad? Who really cares?

(except maybe their respective accountants, because they'll have to process some paperwork)

[MacMan]

Has it hit the CNN scroll yet :rolleyes:

[SteveMacD]

What about all the junk you're watching now -- right this moment -- by the droves? You will inevitably sicken of that, too, next year or the year after. Why not sicken of it NOW so that it doesn't stay on the air for several seasons?
Right. I'd better just turn off the football game I'm watching right this moment, although judging by the guys in the crowd, especially painted chest guy and guy with goofy hat, I don't think football is going away anytime soon. :p :laugh: :sorry:

[xxxmx]

So this guy poops in public? That's his act? Why do you moronic teen minds make stars out of guys like this?
i wouldn't call him a star. and who IS deserving of celebrity in your opinion?

Why sad? Who really cares? (except maybe their respective accountants, because they'll have to process some paperwork)
why is it sad? because at one point they were very much in love and thought that the committment they made to each other would last a lifetime. maybe you have never been in a long-term relationship? i don't have to know or like them to think it's sad. :shrug:

maybe the 'moronic teen minds' are happier than the rest of us? i would trade off for a few carefree days where i'm not a slave to the clock and the traffic lights... even if it meant that i would laugh at a guy who poops on a street corner.

[dissention]

Has it hit the CNN scroll yet :rolleyes:

Yes. I had it on when I got home this evening and they had it on the scroll. Blech.

[catinthedark]

And the world is breathing a heavy sigh of relief at that news :laugh:

Not to mention the fact that they didn't spawn. Whew.

[David]

and who IS deserving of celebrity in your opinion?Erasmus!
.....

[Wild_Heart03]

*quietly throws a party*

[wondergirl9847]

Christy, I know your soul has been crushed, but please don't allow their breakup to ruin your Thanksgiving :p

I can't go on...I am about to go find a bridge and jump off it.

Golden Gate....here I come.

Goodbye, cruel world!!!!

[JazmenFlowers]

I can't tell if he is gay, a pedophile, or loves incest. Maybe all three. :shrug:
you took the words out of my mouth.

it's kinda sad...I'm a big Newlyweds fan, but oh well.

it will be interesting to see how their lives/careers play out from here...

[Serrart]

it will be interesting to see how their lives/careers play out from here...

Hopefully one would retire in Greenland and the other would choose to become a masked zapatista.

Romy

[DavidMn]

She has now officially retired two wangs. Praise the stars, blessed be. Now go die. Plz.Amen. Sister, youre 15 minutes is up!!:nod: :lol:

[gldstwmn]

According to the gossip columns, the folks on the tv news rags got called in to work on Thanksgiving because they issued the press release so late. I'm sure that will endear the Simpons to them even more.
The Simpsons should do a parody of the Simpsons.:lol:

[gldstwmn]

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/chesticasimpson.jpg">

Check out her shirt. This just isn't right. :lol:

[priestofnothing]

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/chesticasimpson.jpg">

Check out her shirt. This just isn't right. :lol:

there's more here.

http://www.sweetkisses.us/thumbnails.php?album=779

[AliceLover]

According to the gossip columns, the folks on the tv news rags got called in to work on Thanksgiving because they issued the press release so late. I'm sure that will endear the Simpons to them even more.
The Simpsons should do a parody of the Simpsons.:lol:

Ehhh the Simpsons play it safe....I think South Park will have more fun with it! :nod:

[TwistedGypsy]

http://www.comcast.net/entertainment/index.jsp?fn=99019.html

I knew this was coming, my US Weekly told me so. :nod:
Another Hollywood marriage bites the dust.
Brit

[Raeven Skye]

Did anyone catch the Ashlee Simpson interview in Blender? She confirms that Jessica and Nick are indeed, in love, and will not be splitting up....oopsie...and that Dad was just saying that Jessica had big boobs....nothing weird....:]

[SuzeQuze]

Has it hit the CNN scroll yet :rolleyes:

Oh my, look at your latest creation! I love your new banner, you have a great eye for composition.

I still am ambivalent about Jessica and Nick's breakup. I don't really care. I liked the Newlyweds show at first but tired of watching them (same show different day). Then after the show they morphed into something even more vapid.

[GardenStateGirlie]

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/chesticasimpson.jpg">

Check out her shirt. This just isn't right. :lol:

Oh God. Please don't let her cover Go Your Own Way and dedicate it to Nick or something equally as dreadful :distress:

[GypsySorcerer]

Let me compose myself. Whew....okay. Now can they both please go away?

[BTFLCHLD]

jess has signed an exclusive with people mag for her story - she may be claiming that nick beat her....
guess we may find out.

[David]

jess has signed an exclusive with people mag for her story - she may be claiming that nick beat her....Oooh! I hope so!

[skcin]

Oooh! I hope so!


ROTFLMAO! :lol:

[bikerchic]

she may be claiming that nick beat her....

Man, that would have made an awesome third season!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Man, that would have made an awesome third season!


I smell a Lifetime movie deal! :blob2: It will be called Daddy's Little Girl(friend).

[DavidMn]

Man, that would have made an awesome third season!So Keith, Tell me how things are going between you and Ms Kidman these days?;)