Feeling Lucky??

[Richard B]

California Lotto is at some crazy amount of $ for tonight. Good luck.


Mega Millions: Are You Feeling Lucky?

LOS ANGELES - Tonight's Mega Millions jackpot is $310 million, the largest since the game came to California.

Would be millionaires from California, and 11 other states are lining up for their chance to become rich beyond their dreams. The winning numbers will be pulled tonight.
But, before you start spending your riches, remember this  the chances of getting all sex numbers right is about one in 176 million.

Tickets for tonight's jackpot will be sold until 7:45 p.m. The drawing is set for 8 p.m. The results of the drawing will be announced early the next day.

[BTFLCHLD]

Are You Feeling Lucky?
 the chances of getting all sex numbers right is about one in 176 million.

damn richard sorry for you
you really need to get sum :(

[Richard B]

damn richard sorry for you
you really need to get sum :(
Hahaha. I didn't notice that in the article, cut and pasted from ABC/Local. Too funny.

And yes, I do need sum. Daily doses if possible.

[BTFLCHLD]

And yes, I do need sum. Daily doses if possible.
your annuals could turn to dailys if your lucky...
you need to blow that wad of yours!
how many tickets have you purchased?
i havent yet...perhaps i should...
i dont like that other states participate :sorry:

[Richard B]

your annuals could turn to dailys if your lucky...
you need to blow that wad of yours!
how many tickets have you purchased?
i havent yet...perhaps i should...
i dont like that other states participate :sorry:
I agree...I think it's annoying to allow other states to particpate.

As for how many tickets I purchased: ø

Here's why:
When it comes to lotto or any other game that involves money, I never win. Never. Saddest thing really.

However, winning a years supply of Russet™ Potatoes or Saran Wrap™ is something I'm more inclined to win. Oh joy.

[BTFLCHLD]

Oh joy.
yes entertained for hours i would imagine
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i havent purchased any...the odds are too great
yet when i see the winners handed checks on
the nightly news...i often wonder "what if..." :rolleyes:

[Nixxxed]

I bought three tickets - all with loose change I had lying around my room. No, the clerk was not happy counting it. Until I reminded him that if (oops - I mean WHEN) I win, he gets money for selling the winning ticket.

When cash in my cash option, I'll post pics of me rolling around in my $150-plus million dollars. But not naked. You pervs.

"I Feel Lucky" - Mary Chapin Carpenter

Well I woke up this morning, stumbled out of my rack
I opened up the paper to the page in the back
It only took a minute for my finger to find
My daily dose of destiny, under my sign
My eyes just about popped out of my head
It said, "The stars are stacked against you girl, get back in bed"

I feel lucky, I feel lucky, yeah
No Professor Doom gonna stand in my way
Mmmmm, I feel lucky today

Well I strolled down to the corner, gave my numbers to the clerk
The pot's eleven million so I called in sick to work
I bought a pack of Camels, a burrito and a Barq's
Crossed against the light, made a beeline for the park
The sky began to thunder, wind began to moan
I heard a voice above me saying, "Girl, you better get back home"

But I feel lucky, oh oh oh, I feel lucky, yeah
No tropical depression gonna steal my sun away
Mmmmm, I feel lucky today

Now eleven million later, I was sitting at the bar
I'd bought the house a double, and the waitress a new car
Dwight Yoakam's in the corner, trying to catch my eye
Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
The moral of this story, it's simple but it's true
Hey the stars might lie, but the numbers never do

I feel lucky, oh oh oh, I feel lucky, yeah
Hey Dwight, hey Lyle, boys, you don't have to fight
Hot dog, I'm feeling lucky tonight

I feel lucky, Grrrrr, I feel lucky, yeah
Think I'll flip a coin, I'm a winner either way
Mmmmmm, I feel lucky today

[DavidMn]

damn richard sorry for you
you really need to get sum :(RIMSHOT:laugh:

[BTFLCHLD]

But not naked. You pervs.


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[Richard B]

When cash in my cash option, I'll post pics of me rolling around in my $150-plus million dollars. But not naked. You pervs.
With that much money...like you'd care about being seen naked. Roll with it, Henry.

And because of my aspirations to moderator-hood (not really)...here's some Nilsson:

The Lottery Song
Written by: Harry Nilsson
Vocals: Harry Nilsson
Piano: Nicky Hopkins
Acoustic Guitars: Cris Spedding, Peter Frampton, John Uribe
Electric Guitar: Klaus Voorman
Percussion: Milt Holland, Ray Cooper

You could do the laundry
I'll come by on Monday
You give me the money
I will buy a ticket
On the local lottery
We could win the lottery
We could go to Vegas
And be very happy
("Ooh Loo's")
(Or) I could be a plumber
We could wait till summer
We could save our money
Have a fine vacation
We could buy a trailer
If we bought a trailer
We could go to Vegas
And be very happy
("Ooh Loo's")If life is just gamble,
Gamble if you want to win
(more "ooh loo's")--life can be so easy
let the wheel of fortune spin)
(Or we could make a record
Sell a lot of copies
we could play Las Vegas
And be very happy)
("Ooh Loo's")--If life is just gamble,
Gamble if you want to win
(more "ooh loo's")--life can be so easy
let the wheel of fortune spin)

[BTFLCHLD]

is it me, or is audio required to follow along?
can audio be uploaded as an attachment...
or does it have to be sent via yousendit?

this is a tech question for "the ledge board" forum i suppose...
jstew...if you see this...would you respond?

[Richard B]

is it me, or is audio required to follow along?
can audio be uploaded as an attachment...
or does it have to be sent via yousendit?

this is a tech question for "the ledge board" forum i suppose...
jstew...if you see this...would you respond?
Damn. Your sass is hot!

[BTFLCHLD]

Damn. Your sass is hot!
wow richard ;)
youre sounding like paris
more and more each passing day!



psst...does your dr make house-calls?

[Richard B]

wow richard ;)
youre sounding like paris
more and more each passing day!



psst...does your dr make house-calls?
More sass I see. Downright sexy. You're a temptress.

My doc is a guy unfortunately. But I do have a "on-call" nurse. She is so good at her job and always willing to go the extra mile.

[DavidMn]

wow richard ;)
youre sounding like paris
more and more each passing day!



psst...does your dr make house-calls?DO YOU LOVE IT???:lol:

[Richard B]

DO YOU LOVE IT???:lol:
David, I do love it. She is sassy. Nothing sexier than good ol' sass.

(She knows it too).

[Livia]

Wow! I may have to pick up a few extra tix tonight! :nod:

[DavidMn]

David, I do love it. She is sassy. Nothing sexier than good ol' sass.

(She knows it too).AH yes, so youre a Paris fan I take it?