Crazy "gargYle" lady on Trading Spouses [Archive]

Livia

10-31-2005, 05:46 PM

I don't normally watch this show, but w/ all the press and this little tidbit floating around on the internet, I'm not gonna miss it! It's a 2-parter, season premiere, this Wed. nite, 11/2, on Fox:

http://www.fox.com/tradingspouses/perrin_video.asx

dissention

10-31-2005, 05:48 PM

There she is!

I'm outta her, though, because this thread is TAINTED, Livia.

Livia

10-31-2005, 05:50 PM

GARGYLES! PSYCHICS!

Happy Halloween!

DavidMn

10-31-2005, 09:14 PM

Unfortunately, just another cheap reality show.:(

macfanken

10-31-2005, 09:17 PM

Hmmm... so, they're exploiting the mentally ill now? :distress:

DavidMn

10-31-2005, 09:26 PM

Hmmm... so, they're exploiting the mentally ill now? :distress:It's sad, but people watch
:(

wondergirl9847

10-31-2005, 09:37 PM

She was on Kidd Kraddick (morning radio DJ...KISS FM in Dallas) this morning talking about it. She sounded normal, but didn't like being in a house where people practiced witchcraft (I take it). I was under the impression they were a Jewish family, but she said no. They may have been Wiccans or something. I'll have to watch Wednesday to find out. She said she was just sick of the camera crew and all of it, and wanted them to leave.

Livia

10-31-2005, 09:50 PM

Uh...Jews don't practice witchcraft (says the Jewish girl, sitting here in her witch hat, passing out candy to trick-or-treaters). :lol:

I heard her on the radio this morning also - she seems nice and "normal." And that she does know how to pronounce gargOyle, but she was pissed off and got tongue-tied...the other family was into astrology, tarot cards and apparently, had a gargoyle collection. You can read about both families here:

http://www.fox.com/tradingspouses/

The produces knew exactly what they were doing. :nod:

wondergirl9847

10-31-2005, 10:01 PM

Uh...Jews don't practice witchcraft (says the Jewish girl, sitting here in her witch hat, passing out candy to trick-or-treaters). :lol:

I know, but I had read on TWoP or somewhere that they were Jewish, not witches, and I was scratching my head over why she was upset over that. This whole deal is too wierd and you're right, the producers knew EXACTLY what they were doing. Wife Swap/Trading Spouses put opposites together for a reason. I bet soon we'll see some KKK grand wizard going to live with a black family. :rolleyes:

Livia

11-02-2005, 05:49 PM

*bump* Tonight, folks!

Bwah! Someone on the TWOP site said that she reminds them of the bus driver on South Park! :laugh: And their nickname for her is Godsmack.

JazmenFlowers

11-02-2005, 11:38 PM

I laughed my ASS off tonight watching this stupid woman. That is dark-sided - in the name of god motherf*cker! She is a walking contradiction and that gap - good lawd...bless it. Ok, I'm done

can't wait for next week's conclusion

dissention

11-02-2005, 11:41 PM

Was anyone laughing so hard at that sow screaming about the "smell" and running around the house and the backyard while puking and retching that they got a headache? I did.

BTFLCHLD

11-02-2005, 11:43 PM

why do i want to watch this?
because the woman is 'FIN POSSESED!!!

[shivering]

Brwn_eyes0511

11-02-2005, 11:44 PM

I'm going to have to start watching this I guess....:lol:

BTFLCHLD

11-02-2005, 11:47 PM

I'm going to have to start watching this I guess....:lol:
yes for your first time brandon
watch this episode
you'll never turn-back! :lol: :lol:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-02-2005, 11:48 PM

yes for your first time brandon
watch this episode
you'll never turn-back! :lol: :lol:

is there any clips or anything...?

Brwn_eyes0511

11-02-2005, 11:51 PM

Never mind. I just saw the clip.....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I must be TAINTED!

I think even Jesus is shaking his head at this bitch!

dissention

11-02-2005, 11:51 PM

I'm going to have to start watching this I guess....:lol:

This show makes everyone from down South look like fat religious freaks and everyone from Massachusetts like liberal New Age hippies with an affection for the Devil. But it sure is funny.

I'm a GOD WARRIOR!

Brwn_eyes0511

11-02-2005, 11:53 PM

This show makes everyone from down South look like fat religious freaks and everyone from Massachusetts like liberal New Age hippies. But it sure is funny.

I'm a GOD WARRIOR!

Yea...I hope people don't think that we all act like that!!! :(

But having seen the clip....I'm going to start watching!

Someone needs to tell her that gluttony is a sin....:eek: And she has TAINTED herself with one too many of McDonald's hamburgers...

BTFLCHLD

11-03-2005, 12:08 AM

im @ the beginning
omg i need that guys bong! :laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 12:08 AM

"I am a QUEEN!!! Queen Gaptooth of the Mumu Wearers!!!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I love you amber! :xoxo:

That women wouldn't know the true meaning of Christianity if it bit her on the ass....and there is plenty of it there :nod:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 12:09 AM

um...she just asked god to please help her make gumbo? that everyone would like.
She asked god to help her with dinner, basically.
god. dinner.

Amber...she is nuts!

I MISSED IT IN MY TIME ZONE....DAMN!

dissention

11-03-2005, 12:10 AM

um...she just asked god to please help her make gumbo? that everyone would like.
She asked god to help her with dinner, basically.
god. dinner.

Wait until she smells The Smell.

:eek:

amber

11-03-2005, 12:10 AM

Amber...she is nuts!

I MISSED IT IN MY TIME ZONE....DAMN!
Nuts for Godly Gumbo.

dissention

11-03-2005, 12:11 AM

Nuts for Godly Gumbo.

Served with Christ Crackers, no doubt.

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 12:12 AM

Nuts for Godly Gumbo.

Obviously so....

Must be good...:laugh:

amber

11-03-2005, 12:13 AM

Served with Christ Crackers, no doubt.
:laugh:
w/Mary Magdalene Milk.
and for dessert, Job's Jello Jamboree. (with bananas!)
:sorry:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 12:14 AM

:laugh:
w/Mary Magdalene Milk.
and for dessert, Job's Jello Jamboree.
:sorry:

Job's Jello Jamboree....

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

dissention

11-03-2005, 12:14 AM

Ooo! That Smell?

It's so hysterical that you'll be bowled over in pain from laughing so hard. I thought I was going to have a stroke.

It's all so...dark-sided!

macfanken

11-03-2005, 12:14 AM

um...she just asked god to please help her make gumbo? that everyone would like.
She asked god to help her with dinner, basically.
god. dinner.

Like god doesn't have better things to do. :rolleyes:

I'm watching it right now.

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 12:15 AM

It's so hysterical that you'll be bowled over in pain from laughing so hard. I thought I was going to have a stroke.

It's all so...dark-sided!

Why did I have to miss this...

:distress: :distress: :distress:

Josh, what smell is she talking about?

dissention

11-03-2005, 12:16 AM

:laugh:
w/Mary Magdalene Milk.
and for dessert, Job's Jello Jamboree. (with bananas!)
:sorry:

:lol:

Don't forget the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese's from eBay that they had for lunch. Praise Jesus.

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 12:16 AM

:lol:

Don't forget the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese's from eBay that they had for lunch. Praise Jesus.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 12:20 AM

:laugh:
she probably bought that thing, for reals.

Oh please she would never do that! The Virgin Mary IS EVIL...

The Catholic Chruch has made her GOD! :eek: :rolleyes:

And I'm taking it she isn't Catholic....AT LEAST I HOPE NOT!

dissention

11-03-2005, 12:22 AM

Oh please she would never do that! The Virgin Mary IS EVIL...

The Catholic Chruch has made her GOD! :eek: :rolleyes:

And I'm taking it she isn't Catholic....AT LEAST I HOPE NOT!

She's been screaming that she's a Christian. Homegirl is such a fundamentalist freak that she puts Margaret White to shame.

dissention

11-03-2005, 12:23 AM

:laugh:
she probably bought that thing, for reals.

That **** is probably up on her mantle next to some poor deer's head, encased in glass and with a rosary hanging from it.

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 12:24 AM

She's been screaming that she's a Christian. Homegirl is such a fundamentalist freak that she puts Margaret White to shame.

She is a FREAKamentalist!

dissention

11-03-2005, 12:40 AM

ooo, wait, is the smell pot? by the looks of the dad, I would say so.

:laugh:

I love how the kids ran from her. And then one of them sniffed the trash can and said there was no smell. :laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 01:23 AM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/p3chrmd/tainted.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

TAINTED!

Brwn_eyes0511

11-03-2005, 02:57 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Change the speed of the video and make it go faster than the normal play speed!

She is evil....

skcin

11-03-2005, 10:08 AM

I was dying when she went to use the bathroom during the radio show & that obviously gay psychic came in. :laugh:

BTW, Brandon, I thought the exact same thing about gluttony. :p

JazmenFlowers

11-03-2005, 10:13 AM

Was anyone laughing so hard at that sow screaming about the "smell" and running around the house and the backyard while puking and retching that they got a headache? I did.
oh my god that was soo hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

JazmenFlowers

11-03-2005, 10:16 AM

:laugh:
I know.
right now I'm appalled at how gargyles friends are treating new lady. It's practically like a caricature of a bitchy judgemental religious southern "lady".:shocked: Oh, like the one from Witches of Eastwick that had cherry pits spew out of her mouth! Same look in this lady's eye.
It was gross.
I said the exact same thing!

sara1998

11-03-2005, 10:31 AM

I was dying when she went to use the bathroom during the radio show & that obviously gay psychic came in. :laugh:

I was crackin' up at that, too! Ya, she broke out the "I'm better then you" attitude, didn't she? I can't wait to finish watching this one.

Livia

11-03-2005, 10:31 AM

Oh, man, where do I begin? You could set a drink on that woman's ass....

Yes, I was ROFLMAO during the smell/puke scene. And when the kids were cracking up, "OMG, she's throwing up!" I'm sure Marguerite thought the dryer was possessed...

Those bumps on her eyelids freak me out...her friends were all a bunch of beeyotches to the Hypnomom, whom I love! That blonde woman was SO mean! Next week should be good w/ the Hypnomom bonding with the doormat daughter...

I got the feeling Marguerite was more freaked out by the GAY psychic, not just cuz he was a pyschic...

And hippy dad could have just explained to her that the summer solstice was like a New Year's Eve party, for the 1/2 year. Surely she celebrates New Year's Eve the southern way - with black-eyed peas and doing "something" at midnight. Make a wish and throw your incense stick into the fire and shuddup already! Open your mind, you hypocritical over-the-top Christian-AAAH zealot! Gawd, she's the worst kind...

And what about her daughter having a child out of wedlock? Isn't that unGAWDLY? :shrug:

skcin

11-03-2005, 10:42 AM

JazmenFlowers

11-03-2005, 10:43 AM

And what about her daughter having a child out of wedlock? Isn't that unGAWDLY? :shrug:
but remember she prayed about it and God told her she should open a dance studio...bless it :lol:

JazmenFlowers

11-03-2005, 10:45 AM

This broad is a whack job. Loony tunes, I tell ya.

The one thing that pissed me off about her bitchy friends & the nice mom is that the mom did NOT stand up for herself and her beliefs. I'm sure I would have been a bit intimidated by those women too, but I sure as hell wouldn't have meekly stood there & allowed her to attack me. :mad:
on a side note - remember they edit this show about as much as is possible without losing the whole damn thing. a lot of the "reactions" aren't exactly the reaction that happened in real life...but I do agree with you, if she really reacted so mild-mannered, she should have busted that blonde bitch's lip - those smartass comments and snide looks...I'da toe dat hoe's eyes out wit my fingernail

BTFLCHLD

11-03-2005, 11:16 AM

on a side note - remember they edit this show about as much as is possible without losing the whole damn thing. a lot of the "reactions" aren't exactly the reaction that happened in real life...but I do agree with you, if she really reacted so mild-mannered, she should have busted that blonde bitch's lip - those smartass comments and snide looks...I'da toe dat hoe's eyes out wit my fingernail she did make one comment at the dinner table "i think i made too much salad" which in a subtle way implied the porkers wouldnt know a salad unless it was slathered in mcdees special sauce. on the previews for next week, i rather enjoy the looks of disgust her family gives the shedevil when she returns.

strandinthewind

11-03-2005, 11:20 AM

. . . I rather enjoy the looks of disgust her family gives the shedevil when she returns.

I have often felt this way about my brother's girlfriends :eek: but did not know how to phrase it :laugh:

wondergirl9847

11-03-2005, 11:48 AM

Wow. :shocked:

I don't get where drumming is demonic. :shrug: Now, if that star with the lights on it had a circle around it....MAYBE I'd freak out a teeny bit. :laugh:

They aren't Wiccans, witches or anything like that...they are very New-Agey people.

She needs to take a Valium and calm the frick down. If she had used the brain God gave her, she would have sat down with the family and discussed her beliefs. Getting your panties in a wad over nothing, is ridiculous and that's exactly what Trading Spouses wanted.

Can't wait for next week! I wanna know....did she tear up the actual check or just the paper telling where the money should go?

Livia

11-03-2005, 11:59 AM

I know! I'm sure she expected a goat to be brought out any second and slaughtered - and then the freaky drum circle people would drink its blood and have an orgy. :laugh:

BTFLCHLD

11-03-2005, 12:01 PM

You could set a drink on that woman's ass.... hell margarites could be mixed...perhaps even nachos served! bleeach!

wondergirl9847

11-03-2005, 12:32 PM

It's really sad if you think about it. :( She may not have had much exposure to people of other races, let alone different beliefs. She has fear and is ignorant, which is all the more reason to teach young people (geez, I sound old. LOL) about tolerance and learning about other cultures and beliefs. :)

Livia

11-09-2005, 02:02 AM

*bump* Tonight, folks! The "real" meltdown. This belongs here too, courtesy of Diss.

JazmenFlowers

11-09-2005, 10:01 AM

*bump* Tonight, folks! The "real" meltdown. This belongs here too, courtesy of Diss.
OMG - THIS PIC IS HILARIOUS!

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 09:01 PM

SHE IS ON NOW EAST COASTERS!!!!:blob2: :blob2: :blob2:

stargazer99

11-09-2005, 09:03 PM

SHE IS ON NOW EAST COASTERS!!!!:blob2: :blob2: :blob2:

On here, too. But my husband won't let me watch it! We made a vow never to watch reality tv, and he's making me stick to it! Oops, he's reading this over my shoulder, and feels guitly now, so he just turned it on! :D

dissention

11-09-2005, 10:09 PM

OMFG.

I almost had a heart attack when it was revealed that Jeannie allocated $20,000 for Marguerite to have gastric bypass surgery. She should have allocated more for her to have those disgusting cholesterol deposits removed from her eyelids.

What a sickening woman. She lied to Jeannie about Jeannie's husband, and she lied to her own family about her experience in the other household. Disgusting.

Livia

11-09-2005, 10:14 PM

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:17 PM

Livia

11-09-2005, 10:18 PM

I wonder if the cab driver was asking himself, "Why do I always get the crazies?"

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:18 PM

Is that what those things on her eyes are? *shudders*

What a let down - 45 minutes of commercials and only a couple new phrases in the meltdown scene.

Are you drunk, Tiff? What sort of drinking game did y'all end up doing?

I hope it was..."Take a shot everytime she says God loves you...or dark sided" because they must be drunk right now!

dissention

11-09-2005, 10:19 PM

I hope it was..."Take a shot everytime she says God loves you...or dark sided" because they must be drunk right now!

If that's the drinking game, I'm afraid we won't be hearing from Tiffany again because she probably died from alcohol poisoning seventeen minutes into the show. :o

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:23 PM

I wonder if the cab driver was asking himself, "Why do I always get the crazies?"

My question is...why didn't some of that money go to fix the gap!?!

rbs3676

11-09-2005, 10:24 PM

I did laugh quite a bit - more at her bizarre expressions than anything else - but I was truly hoping for more DRAMA!

That being said, I am going shopping for some tainted gargoyles tomorrow...:wavey:

rbs

stargazer99

11-09-2005, 10:26 PM

Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang
I am the warrior

This song keeps running through my mind after watching her breakdown scene.... "I am a warrior! I am a God Warrior!"

dissention

11-09-2005, 10:26 PM

My question is...why didn't some of that money go to fix the gap!?!

You could drive a Hummer through that ****ing thing.

JazmenFlowers

11-09-2005, 10:31 PM

dat biotch is crazy. I laughed so hard my throat is sore. Like you all said, it ticked me off that she lied to Jeannie about her family and then let loose on her own poor family. Jeannie should've kept the damn money for herself - she was so sensitive and really "killed with kindness". One thing that struck me was that she was so upset about being there, but had no problem saying she left New Orleans, which is, as we all know, full of things that would upset her...kinda contradicting herself. When I saw she allocated 20K for gastric bypass I said, she's gonna call them back and want the money and sure enough it said she did take the money.

dissention

11-09-2005, 10:31 PM

Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang
I am the warrior

This song keeps running through my mind after watching her breakdown scene.... "I am a warrior! I am a God Warrior!"

Their house is so tainted
Their dark side such a surprise
But her God is never cold
When Margaret shoots her evil eye

And she'll pray for you
She'll unease you
All the better just to bring Jesus to you
She's so faultless
And she knows just what it takes
To turn her ass to mush
She's got her God's divine voice speaking to her
She's called....Margaret Perrin

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:42 PM

You could drive a Hummer through that ****ing thing.

I don't even think she could fit in a Hummer.

Livia

11-09-2005, 10:43 PM

Shooting at the walls of heartache
Bang, bang
I am the warrior

This song keeps running through my mind after watching her breakdown scene.... "I am a warrior! I am a God Warrior!"

Same here! :lol: And I keep picturing the video too. I'm old...:p

Livia

11-09-2005, 10:44 PM

I don't even think she could fit in a Hummer.

SNNNAAAP!:lol:

dissention

11-09-2005, 10:46 PM

I don't even think she could fit in a Hummer.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/perrin.jpg
God'll get you for that.

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:47 PM

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/perrin.jpg
God'll get you for that.

Bea she isn't! :lol:

dissention

11-09-2005, 10:48 PM

Bea she isn't! :lol:

She could eat Bea for a mid-morning snack.

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:49 PM

She could eat Bea for a mid-morning snack.

:lol: :laugh: :lol:

Summertiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmm....

oh f*ck it!

SuzeQuze

11-09-2005, 10:49 PM

Eww. I haven't watched the show but have seen the ads for it and that woman scares me!

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:51 PM

Eww. I haven't watched the show but have seen the ads for it and that woman scares me!

me too. and i am alone! :shocked: :distress:

I think she scares God too!

SuzeQuze

11-09-2005, 10:53 PM

me too. and i am alone! :shocked: :distress:

I think she scares God too!

:laugh: God's like, "I know I have to love that one but..." :lol:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:54 PM

:laugh: God's like, "I know I have to love that one but..." :lol:

bless her little gargyle hatin' heart!

dissention

11-09-2005, 10:54 PM

:laugh: God's like, "I know I have to love that one but..." :lol:

"...but I'm afraid she might try to sit on me in a fit of warrior-rage once she finally gets up here."

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:56 PM

"...but I'm afraid she might try to sit on me in a fit of warrior-rage once she finally gets up here."

WHEN she gets up there! The woman will be lucky if she makes it to purgatory...I know I shouldn't judge, but...

She would probably try to tell God how to run things...

"You aren't doing it RIIIIIGHHHHHHHHTTTTT!"

SuzeQuze

11-09-2005, 10:56 PM

"...but I'm afraid she might try to sit on me in a fit of warrior-rage once she finally gets up here."

:lol: I don't think I could watch without being scarred for life. She really looks like something, well, not human!

Livia

11-09-2005, 10:57 PM

Didn't Margaret's hubby kinda seem like an alkie?

"Aaaw, sweet liquor eases the pain."

I really liked Brooke - I think Hypnomom made an impression on her. Watch her turn out to be just like Madonna.

dissention

11-09-2005, 10:57 PM

WHEN she gets up there! The woman will be lucky if she makes it to purgatory...I know I shouldn't judge, but...

She would probably try to tell God how to run things...

"You aren't doing it RIIIIIGHHHHHHHHTTTTT!"

"Turn that Jesus blood into soda, not wine, I'm dying for a Coke, dammit!"

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 10:59 PM

"Turn that Jesus blood into soda, not wine, I'm dying for a Coke, dammit!"

:lol:

And after fits of rage she would softly tell those standing at the pearly gates..."God is calling you! He wants you..."

dissention

11-09-2005, 11:02 PM

:lol:

And after fits of rage she would softly tell those standing at the pearly gates..."God is calling you! He wants you..."

"I can't get my ****ing Coke until I recruit fifty of you bastards to accept Jesus Christ as your savior!"

Brwn_eyes0511

11-09-2005, 11:26 PM

"I can't get my ****ing Coke until I recruit fifty of you bastards to accept Jesus Christ as your savior!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

amber

11-10-2005, 12:34 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"I hear Marguerite is wonderful....I can't wait to meet her!"
:lol: :distress:

amber

11-10-2005, 01:00 AM

I just realized how incredibly embarrassed I would be if I were her kids. I mean, now more than ever. I can't imagine they weren't embarrassed before. That poor
dancing one, I can't imagine the taunts at school tomorrow...

Brwn_eyes0511

11-10-2005, 01:00 AM

macfanken

11-10-2005, 01:08 AM

Wildflower

11-10-2005, 10:33 AM

When I saw she allocated 20K for gastric bypass I said, she's gonna call them back and want the money and sure enough it said she did take the money.

Keep in mind, they lived in Pontchatoula (spelling?), meaning her house and life probably got fairly wiped out by Katrina. I bet she blames the entire hurricane on her taking that blood money from the devil!!!!!:lol: :lol:

Poor little fool...(oops, not little)
-------------------
Haven't seen anyone mention this: Anyone wanna lay bets on how long Jeannie ("normal wife") and her husband's marriage will last? They seemed kind of dysfunctional and not loving towards each other. She was SO quick to blame him when she had only heard Margaret's side of the story....and he seems like such a nice guy. As she said in week one, "well, I like to argue and disagree with him" How sad....

stargazer99

11-10-2005, 10:39 AM

Didn't Margaret's hubby kinda seem like an alkie?

"Aaaw, sweet liquor eases the pain."

I would certainly drink if I was married to that. :nod:

reebokandlace

11-10-2005, 11:01 AM

Keep in mind, they lived in Pontchatoula (spelling?), meaning her house and life probably got fairly wiped out by Katrina. I bet she blames the entire hurricane on her taking that blood money from the devil!!!!!:lol: :lol: ..

I thought the same thing...her house is probably gone and she blames it on herself for accepting the DEVIL'S MONEY... :laugh:

I do feel sorry for her though. To be so brainwashed and so misguided by religion. It is nice to have beliefs, no matter what they are....but to be so closed minded as that woman is, she will never grow as a person....how sad.

reebokandlace

11-10-2005, 11:13 AM

OMFG.

I almost had a heart attack when it was revealed that Jeannie allocated $20,000 for Marguerite to have gastric bypass surgery. She should have allocated more for her to have those disgusting cholesterol deposits removed from her eyelids.

Ewww...that is gross...are they really cholesterol deposits?

I think money should have been allocated to remove those...although I can not imagine the family telling the woman, "well, yeah, my mom is all messed up, she has nasty little bumps all over her eyes that really need to be removed, she is as big as a cow and has always wanted gastric bypass surgery and she has a huge gap between her teeth. please just allocate all the money to her so we don't have to look at her anymore."

dissention

11-10-2005, 11:16 AM

Haven't seen anyone mention this: Anyone wanna lay bets on how long Jeannie ("normal wife") and her husband's marriage will last? They seemed kind of dysfunctional and not loving towards each other. She was SO quick to blame him when she had only heard Margaret's side of the story....and he seems like such a nice guy. As she said in week one, "well, I like to argue and disagree with him" How sad....

I noticed that she hugged the kids and not him when she came home.

And he's such a dead-ringer for Richard Lewis that it's eerie. I was half expecting him to try to sell us Boku at any minute.

Livia

11-10-2005, 11:58 AM

When Margaret was interviewed on the radio here, she said that their house only had minor roof damage from Katrina.

EnchantedSLN

11-10-2005, 12:07 PM

Is that what those things on her eyes are? *shudders*

What a let down - 45 minutes of commercials and only a couple new phrases in the meltdown scene.

Are you drunk, Tiff? What sort of drinking game did y'all end up doing?

Hehe. Shots for every "Christian," "dark-sided," or "tainted!!1."

God, what a crazy, ignorant woman. She was so awful the entire time. I feel bad for the other family. Jeannie did all these nice things and bonded with her kids, and Marguerite/Margaret/whatever didn't try to do anything with her's except convert them. I love how at the end, during her meltdown when she's trashing the other family, her husband is like "That's bullsh*t Margaret."

Oh, and if Jeannie's marriage is going anywhere, I'll take her husband :laugh:. He was such a sweetie!

EnchantedSLN

11-10-2005, 12:10 PM

God'll get you for that.

I couldn't resist.

reebokandlace

11-10-2005, 12:10 PM

, her husband is like "That's bullsh*t Margaret."

-- thanks :blob1: -- I was wondering what he said.

(I could not tell because they put the de-focus circle over his mouth and I couldn't hear what he said. )

Wildflower

11-10-2005, 12:17 PM

I couldn't resist.

OMG that "I am a god warrior" thumbnail is hilarious!!!! ROFLMAO:] :lol: Wiping tears from my eyes...the likeness is incredible!

Bet she'd be a lot happier if Margeurite tried laughing at least some of her fat ass off!!!!!

Wildflower

11-10-2005, 12:26 PM

I love how at the end, during her meltdown when she's trashing the other family, her husband is like "That's bullsh*t Margaret."

Oh, and if Jeannie's marriage is going anywhere, I'll take her husband :laugh:. He was such a sweetie!

I thought the same thing, on both counts. The way her family was looking at her flipping out, you knew they didn't share her close-minded beliefs. The husband also said, "Even if they're Jewish, they'd still believe in God." At least he knows the difference between "God" and "Jesus."

Remember last week when that neighbor/friend at the party asked "So, do you believe in "God" or do you believe in a "higher power"?" I would have loved to have asked her, "So, are you drawing a distinction between God and a higher power???? I thought God WAS a higher power!!!"

You're right -- the other husband seemed like such a sweet guy. Intelligent, sensitive, open-minded. Seems like a good catch!!!!!

Livia

11-10-2005, 12:42 PM

I couldn't resist.

:D :D :D Nice work!

JazmenFlowers

11-10-2005, 12:43 PM

not that we have time to devote to another message board, but this is hilarious - and we think we've got bad trolls on this board

http://forums.prospero.com/foxspouses/messages/?msg=8393.1

Livia

11-10-2005, 12:44 PM

I thought the same thing, on both counts. The way her family was looking at her flipping out, you knew they didn't share her close-minded beliefs. The husband also said, "Even if they're Jewish, they'd still believe in God." At least he knows the difference between "God" and "Jesus."

Remember last week when that neighbor/friend at the party asked "So, do you believe in "God" or do you believe in a "higher power"?" I would have loved to have asked her, "So, are you drawing a distinction between God and a higher power???? I thought God WAS a higher power!!!"

You're right -- the other husband seemed like such a sweet guy. Intelligent, sensitive, open-minded. Seems like a good catch!!!!!

What pissed me off when the neighbor said it was that she made air quotes when she said "higher power." If I were Jeannie, I would have said, "Well, it's obvious that no matter what I DO believe in, you're still going to look down your nose at me."

dissention

11-10-2005, 12:46 PM

I couldn't resist.

BRILLIANT. Just brilliant, Tiff. :laugh:

amber

11-10-2005, 01:22 PM

I couldn't resist.
:lol: :lol:

Awesome, Tiff.

So, I was thinking, you know how she practically got a panic attack with the psychic gay guy there, and stuff, and how she is ridiculously fearful?
Did anyone else get the impression that she was a lesbian? Who was trying really hard to not ever even think of being one?
Anyway, I kinda did. :shrug:
Can't put my finger on it, but, yeah.

macfanken

11-10-2005, 01:26 PM

:lol: :lol:

Awesome, Tiff.

So, I was thinking, you know how she practically got a panic attack with the psychic gay guy there, and stuff, and how she is ridiculously fearful?
Did anyone else get the impression that she was a lesbian? Who was trying really hard to not ever even think of being one?
Anyway, I kinda did. :shrug:
Can't put my finger on it, but, yeah.

yeah, she seemed to be having some sort of internal battle... although i thought maybe it was demons.

amber

11-10-2005, 01:31 PM

yeah, she seemed to be having some sort of internal battle... although i thought maybe it was demons.
well I think we are the demons.:shrug:

dissention

11-10-2005, 01:33 PM

yeah, she seemed to be having some sort of internal battle... although i thought maybe it was demons.

Her internal battle is nothing but the high cholesterol levels in her blood fighting for another spot to make another deposit at. Other than that, homeslice is three different brands of ****ed up.

amber

11-10-2005, 01:35 PM

Her internal battle is nothing but the high cholesterol levels in her blood fighting for another spot to make another deposit at. Other than that, homeslice is three different brands of ****ed up.
I'm just saying, I think that's one of the brands.

bikerchic

11-10-2005, 02:07 PM

yeah... i feel bad for the kids...
Last nite's show really upset me, (I did not see part one). Watching that little girl and the older daughters too, sitting there, witnessing their mother lose it like that, screaming all that ****, poisoning their little minds, was heart breaking and to think they were all excited and happy to see her come home and then that. It was very disturbing.

JazmenFlowers

11-10-2005, 03:16 PM

DavidMn

11-10-2005, 03:44 PM

EnchantedSLN

11-10-2005, 04:22 PM

Remember last week when that neighbor/friend at the party asked "So, do you believe in "God" or do you believe in a "higher power"?" I would have loved to have asked her, "So, are you drawing a distinction between God and a higher power???? I thought God WAS a higher power!!!"

Yes! What God-snobs. I'm glad her kids weren't that close-minded. They seemed super nice.

You're right -- the other husband seemed like such a sweet guy. Intelligent, sensitive, open-minded. Seems like a good catch!!!!!

Oh, good, I was waiting for the "ewwwww!"s to come rolling in. I thought he was cute... in that older, hippy man kind of way ;). Um, anyway.

reebokandlace

11-10-2005, 04:36 PM

Yes! What God-snobs. I'm glad her kids weren't that close-minded. They seemed super nice.

Oh, good, I was waiting for the "ewwwww!"s to come rolling in. I thought he was cute... in that older, hippy man kind of way ;). Um, anyway.

Hee hee... I thought the same thing...he is cute in the hippy sort of way. I am not sure how "old" he is though...I think the gray hair REALLY ages him. I bet he is only 40ish. Although, that may be considered old to some people on the board.... :(

dissention

11-10-2005, 04:39 PM

Oh, good, I was waiting for the "ewwwww!"s to come rolling in. I thought he was cute... in that older, hippy man kind of way ;). Um, anyway.

I'm telling you, he's a dead-ringer for Richard Lewis and made me crave some Boku.

DavidMn

11-10-2005, 04:40 PM

I'm telling you, he's a dead-ringer for Richard Lewis and made me crave some Boku.I have to ask, what is Boku?

amber

11-10-2005, 04:40 PM

I'm telling you, he's a dead-ringer for Richard Lewis and made me crave some Boku.
I see what you mean, but he didn't have Lewis's big jaw, his was thinner. Also, his coloring is light, whereas Richard Lewis's is dark. Similar eye shape, though. He does remind me of him, but dead ringer? No.

dissention

11-10-2005, 04:45 PM

I have to ask, what is Boku?

You never had Boku? You poor thing! It's "the juice box for adults." I used to love that ****. Bought it in bulk and stored it under my bed in my dorm.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/boku_2.jpg

DavidMn

11-10-2005, 04:47 PM

You never had Boku? You poor thing! It's "the juice box for adults." I used to love that ****. Bought it in bulk and stored it under my bed in my dorm.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c81/dissention_1/boku_2.jpgI know. What a sheltered life I've lived... ((SIGH)):lol: Maybe I'll have to try it though.

dissention

11-10-2005, 04:48 PM

I know. What a sheltered life I've lived... ((SIGH)):lol: Maybe I'll have to try it though.

I don't think they make it anymore. Shame, because it was good.

DavidMn

11-10-2005, 04:50 PM

I don't think they make it anymore. Shame, because it was good.Oh ok. was it like a vegetable type juice?

EnchantedSLN

11-10-2005, 04:58 PM

I'm telling you, he's a dead-ringer for Richard Lewis

He is not! You are so blind :p.

ThePenguin

11-10-2005, 05:56 PM

jannieC

11-10-2005, 06:20 PM

Last nite's show really upset me, (I did not see part one). Watching that little girl and the older daughters too, sitting there, witnessing their mother lose it like that, screaming all that ****, poisoning their little minds, was heart breaking and to think they were all excited and happy to see her come home and then that. It was very disturbing.

I totally agree. That woman was out of her mind- seriously. She absolutely could not control herself and I love how at the end they said that she did end up deciding to keep the money. I'm thinking if the other mother knew how wacked out she was, she would have had different ideas for that money.

I noticed that she hugged the kids and not him when she came home.

Yeah, that freaked my husband out, too. But I think the psycho mom had really led her to believe that her (the nice mom) husband had pushed all kinds of sh*t on her and that's why she was so SCAAAAAAARED! So, she seems kind of pissed at him until she got the whole story. It was so sad b/c he was so obviously happy to have her home- making all those little noises, etc. Poor guy lived with that nutjob for however long- was thrilled to see his wife, I'm sure.

heyjupiter678

11-10-2005, 10:13 PM

http://www.lsadproco.com/Slagkick.mp3

:laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-10-2005, 10:18 PM

http://www.lsadproco.com/Slagkick.mp3

:laugh:

I will love you forever for this! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Where did you find this?

dissention

11-10-2005, 10:20 PM

http://www.lsadproco.com/Slagkick.mp3

:laugh:

OMFG. It sounds like an outtake from a Diamanda Galas album!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-10-2005, 10:22 PM

OMFG. It sounds like an outtake from a Diamanda Galas album!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

HEHE! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :wavey: :lol: :lol: :lol:

heyjupiter678

11-10-2005, 10:23 PM

I will love you forever for this! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Where did you find this?
It was posted on Oh No They Didn't at livejournal.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/

dissention

11-10-2005, 10:23 PM

HEHE! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :wavey: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can just picture Galas onstage, tied to a giant cross, and screaming this at the top of her lungs. :laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

11-10-2005, 10:25 PM

I can just picture Galas onstage, tied to a giant cross, and screaming this at the top of her lungs. :laugh:

FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY!

dissention

11-10-2005, 10:25 PM

It was posted on Oh No They Didn't at livejournal.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/

I fecking love that group. You turned me into an addict when you sent me the link a while back.

Brwn_eyes0511

11-10-2005, 10:26 PM

I fecking love that group. You turned me into an addict when you sent me the link a while back.

and the obviously watch GH! :woohoo:

<img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/37168744/761544">

Livia

11-10-2005, 10:27 PM

:lol: :laugh: :thumbsup: :lol: :laugh:

This is my new favorite song!!!

heyjupiter678

11-10-2005, 10:28 PM

I fecking love that group. You turned me into an addict when you sent me the link a while back. I knew you'd love it. :laugh:

dissention

11-10-2005, 10:30 PM

I knew you'd love it. :laugh:

It's my homepage.

:shocked:

Livia

11-12-2005, 08:15 PM

Try to catch the latest episode of Best Week Ever. Their take on it had me roflmao. Especially the vomiting part...I've got the DVR set for The Soup to see what they have to say. :p

gldstwmn

11-12-2005, 08:32 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6225867209&fromMakeTrack=true

Livia

11-12-2005, 08:38 PM

I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!! *clicks watch this item*

OMG- that thing at the bottom of the page! :lol:

dissention

11-13-2005, 12:15 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6225867209&fromMakeTrack=true

:lol: :lol: :lol:

For I so loved thy eBay, that I gave my only begotten bobblehead, that whosoever believeth in my auction should not be outbid, but have everlasting feedback. (John 3:16).

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Livia

11-13-2005, 11:05 PM

It's up to $150 now - the q and a's are hysterical - apparently, Margaret heard about the auction and she's sending the seller an autographed pic to include w/ the doll to the lucky winner! And check out the manger scene. :lol:

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:14 PM

Brwn_eyes0511

11-13-2005, 11:19 PM

LMAO.

She looks good and the cholesterol deposits are gone, so I assume she had the surgery.

She was on EXTRA or ET (can't remember which one) last week...and I assure you that she has not lost any weight...at least not from what I could tell.

And she also introduced the show with her SCREAMING VOICE! Something tells me this woman is enjoying her 15 min. of fame...and I have to say, so am I!!! :laugh:

amber

11-13-2005, 11:19 PM

LMAO.

She looks good and the cholesterol deposits are gone, so I assume she had the surgery.
What do you mean? Did you see a recent full body? :confused:

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:20 PM

What do you mean? Did you see a recent full body? :confused:

No, I saw the photo Livia posted. She doesn't look nearly as whoreanus as before and looks like she lost weight.

Brwn_eyes0511

11-13-2005, 11:23 PM

What do you mean? Did you see a recent full body? :confused:

:wavey: Me here...

I did...and she has not lost weight! :laugh:

amber

11-13-2005, 11:25 PM

No, I saw the photo Livia posted. She doesn't look nearly as whoreanus as before and looks like she lost weight.
She's just wearing makeup, doll. Well, she may have lost some weight, I guess. Like 10 lbs or something. :laugh: :sorry:

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:26 PM

She's just wearing makeup, doll. Well, she may have lost some weight, I guess. Like 10 lbs or something. :laugh: :sorry:

Her face looks thinner to me. Personally, I think she needs to use some of that steak to get her teeth fixed, too, but that's up to her. :laugh:

amber

11-13-2005, 11:30 PM

Her face looks thinner to me. Personally, I think she needs to use some of that steak to get her teeth fixed, too, but that's up to her. :laugh:
yeah, it looks a smidge thinner - that's why I said makeup and maybe 10 lbs...
That reminds me, my mom got a space filed between her front teeth on purpose....It's not like that one, though. Whereas that one is the grand canyon, my mom's is more like...well, a really small canyon...:laugh:
I don't think she cares about the gap, those are easy to get fixed. :shrug: Maybe she wants to stay as "god" made her (plus about 200 lbs, of course).

Livia

11-13-2005, 11:31 PM

On The Soup or Best Week Ever, someone said that she loves God so much, she gave him some of her teeth. :laugh:

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:32 PM

Maybe she wants to stay as "god" made her (plus about 200 lbs, of course).

http://wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar9442_4.gif

That made me howl.

amber

11-13-2005, 11:35 PM

http://wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar9442_4.gif

That made me howl.

Just more for "god" to love!

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:38 PM

Just more for "god" to love!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/Miscreationist/tradingspousedoll.jpg

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:39 PM

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/2476/rtpuft9gp.jpg

amber

11-13-2005, 11:45 PM

:lol: :lol:

Well, she does look thinner in that first one, though. But I suppose it wouldn't really be a bobble head if her body was bigger than her head...

Livia

11-13-2005, 11:46 PM

^^^^ Those pics! BWAH!!!

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:48 PM

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/5765/tradingspouses4qk.jpg

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8692/fatlady8nx.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/VanessaChadd/exorcistchristian3.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/RailroadHatPat/RT2%20images/fatgirl5.jpg

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:51 PM

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/RailroadHatPat/RT2%20images/moaningLisa.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/videodrone5000/Random_Crap/ZordonBitch.jpg

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/4549/friots9gt.jpg

Dreammms

11-13-2005, 11:51 PM

LMFAO! Thanks Josh. I really needed a good laugh. :xoxo:

dissention

11-13-2005, 11:52 PM

LMFAO! Thanks Josh. I really needed a good laugh. :xoxo:

:wavey:

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5188/shining4bq.jpg

dissention

11-14-2005, 12:02 AM

http://5150studios.net/images/rt_junk/crazy2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/pluckylump/MISC/tradingspouse01.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/Miscreationist/tradingspouses.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/postamessage/baddsanta.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/RailroadHatPat/RT2%20images/oface.jpg

http://5150studios.net/images/rt_junk/crazy3.jpg

http://www.mudmonkey.cc/_personal_/RT/trading/tnosferatu.jpg

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/884/lordofdarkness5aw.jpg

wondergirl9847

11-14-2005, 12:09 AM

Reminds me of Whatevia...the girl from American Idol that gave that beyotch face.

http://img49.photobucket.com/albums/v150/boomiepics/bbb1.gif

amber

11-14-2005, 12:16 AM

:wavey:

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5188/shining4bq.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you playing with photoshop, or did you find those???
:xoxo:

Livia

11-14-2005, 12:21 AM

I'm dying here! That Exorcist one is killing me...I can actually hear her saying, "the power of Christ compels you!"

Diss - do you notice the Edith Massey resemblance? Egg lady?

http://www.lovelettertoedie.com/

dissention

11-14-2005, 12:22 AM

I'm dying here! That Exorcist one is killing me...I can actually hear her saying, "the power of Christ compels you!"

You must not have seen this photo:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dissention_1/11044.html

dissention

11-14-2005, 12:23 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you playing with photoshop, or did you find those???
:xoxo:

Sadly, I found them. But I was so tempted to claim the dying Jesus one as my own creation. :lol:

amber

11-14-2005, 12:26 AM

They're all great. For some reason I'm particularly enamored of the France one, and the Mona Lisa....

golden braid

11-14-2005, 12:26 AM

Dissention, thanks for posting all those pictures. I needed a good laugh. :laugh: :thumbsup:

dissention

11-14-2005, 12:28 AM

They're all great. For some reason I'm particularly enamored of the France one, and the Mona Lisa....

My fave is the Three Stooges one. :laugh:

amber

11-14-2005, 12:31 AM

My fave is the Three Stooges one. :laugh:
"The Swapping" is good, too.

Livia

11-14-2005, 12:31 AM

You must not have seen this photo:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dissention_1/11044.html

:thumbsup:

dissention

11-14-2005, 12:34 AM

"The Swapping" is good, too.

Ha. I just found this on Oh No They Didn't and had to share. Scroll down for Jude Law.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/4289377.html

He's not scrubby anymore. :woohoo:

amber

11-14-2005, 12:38 AM

Ha. I just found this on Oh No They Didn't and had to share. Scroll down for Jude Law.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/4289377.html

He's not scrubby anymore. :woohoo:
Is your point that he is hot and buff? If so, I concur.

dissention

11-14-2005, 12:40 AM

Is your point that he is hot and buff? If so, I concur.

Yes, he looks hot as ever in those pics. Probably because he's been trying to woo Sienna back. :laugh:

amber

11-14-2005, 12:43 AM

Yes, he looks hot as ever in those pics. Probably because he's been trying to woo Sienna back. :laugh:
I didn't know he was so buff, I thought he was thinnish.
She's kinda dumb if she goes back, at least if she expects him not to cheat. Also, he's kinda dumb if he cheats on her. But the point is, they're both hot, and I wish I was their pool girl. That's really the point, isn't it?? :nod: