Cable News Race...

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Cable News Race
Thurs., Oct 27
Viewers

Foxnews O'reilly 2,612,000
Foxnews Hannity/colmes 1,645,000
Foxnews Brit Hume 1,615,000
Foxnews Greta 1,604,000
Foxnews Shep Smith 1,552,000
Cnn Larry King 1,311,000
Cnn Aaron Brown 1,198,000
Cnn Zahn 858,000
Cnn Anderson 786,000
Cnnhn Grace 724,000
Msnbc Hardball 494,000
Msnbc Olbermann 469,000
Msnbc Rita 399,000
Msnbc Scarborough 344,000
Msnbc Tucker 296,000

[dissention]

Foxnews Brit Hume 1,615,000

Pig. Human slime.

Foxnews Shep Smith 1,552,000

Was just outed. Poor thing. We all knew he was queer without him having to be embarrassed like that.

Cnn Aaron Brown 1,198,000
Cnn Anderson 786,000
Msnbc Olbermann 469,000

The only three shows I really watch.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Pig. Human slime.

I like his show! :p



Was just outed. Poor thing. We all knew he was queer without him having to be embarrassed like that.

I watch his show too. Is he really gay?

The only three shows I really watch.

I watch NONE of those!

I watch...

Foxnews O'reilly 2,612,000
Foxnews Hannity/colmes 1,645,000
Foxnews Brit Hume 1,615,000
Foxnews Greta 1,604,000
Foxnews Shep Smith 1,552,000

and sometimes...

Cnn Zahn 858,000

[dissention]

I like his show! :p

Of course you do. He's inhuman slime without one iota of feeling, what's not to like? Look up "disgusting" in the dictionary and you'll find a photo of his constipated-looking mug. I'd give up everything I own just to crack him in the jaw once.

I watch his show too. Is he really gay?

He's a huge Mary. He was just outed for trying to pick up a dude in a fecking PIANO BAR.

I watch NONE of those!

*feigns shock*

I watch...

Foxnews O'reilly 2,612,000
Foxnews Hannity/colmes 1,645,000
Foxnews Brit Hume 1,615,000
Foxnews Greta 1,604,000
Foxnews Shep Smith 1,552,000

I could have guessed that without any help.

and sometimes...

Cnn Zahn 858,000

I lunge for the remote at breakneck speed as soon as Anderson is over so that I can change the channel before having to listen to her. She drives me bonkers. Go back to Faux News, silly girl.

Just hearing her shout "Thanks so much, Anderson!!" every night makes me ill.

[DavidMn]

Brit Hume reminds me of my grandfather- When he was dead laying in the casket that is. That's about how much spunk that twerp has:nod:

[dissention]

Brit Hume reminds me of my grandfather- When he was dead laying in the casket that is. That's about how much spunk that twerp has:nod:

Brit Hume reminds me of the last **** I took.

[DavidMn]

Brit Hume reminds me of the last **** I took.Wipes tears away.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

He's a huge Mary. He was just outed for trying to pick up a dude in a fecking PIANO BAR.

I wish I could find the old video clip because it made me laugh so hard -- back when J.Ho released her last album, Fox did a report on tension between citizens of the Bronx and J.Ho. He said..."J.Lo's new song 'Jenny From the Block' is all about Lopez's roots, about how she's still a neighborhood gal at heart, but folks from that street in New York, the Bronx section, sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow job!" (he was supposed to say block party). We all know where his mind is :nod:

[DavidMn]

I wish I could find the old video clip because it made me laugh so hard -- back when J.Ho released her last album, Fox did a report on tension between citizens of the Bronx and J.Ho. He said..."J.Lo's new song 'Jenny From the Block' is all about Lopez's roots, about how she's still a neighborhood gal at heart, but folks from that street in New York, the Bronx section, sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow job!" (he was supposed to say block party). We all know where his mind is :nod:My gavorite J-HO story is when here and her entire posse jumped into their limos to GO ACROSS FROM ONE END OF A HOTEL ENTRANCE TO THE OTHER!!!!:lol:

[dissention]

I wish I could find the old video clip because it made me laugh so hard -- back when J.Ho released her last album, Fox did a report on tension between citizens of the Bronx and J.Ho. He said..."J.Lo's new song 'Jenny From the Block' is all about Lopez's roots, about how she's still a neighborhood gal at heart, but folks from that street in New York, the Bronx section, sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow job!" (he was supposed to say block party). We all know where his mind is :nod:

http://www.hypocrites.com/article9347.html :xoxo:

It's almost as good as the actual images of vaginal penetration that they showed to promote one of Neil Cavuto's **** shows.

[GardenStateGirlie]

http://www.hypocrites.com/article9347.html :xoxo:

It's almost as good as the actual images of vaginal penetration that they showed to promote one of Neil Cavuto's **** shows.

Ahhhh I LOVE IT :lol:

[dissention]

Ahhhh I LOVE IT :lol:

Here's the ridiculous article on Shepherd Smith trying to pick a dude up at a PIANO BAR in case you want to read it. :laugh: It's rather stupid if you ask me.

http://www.newyorkblade.com/2005/10-28/viewpoint/editorials/out.cfm

There is nothing more ridiculous than a public figure refusing to reveal whether he or she is straight — no heterosexual person would deny being straight.

ANDERSON COOPER MAY be the most ubiquitous personality on cable television these days. Popping up on a best-dressed or most-beautiful-people list, profiled in magazines or penning a column for Details magazine, Cooper gets a lot of ink. But in all the fawning stories about his good looks, sartorial smarts, family wealth and status as one of TV’s biggest rising stars, one key detail is always missing.

Cooper, the popular CNN anchor, coyly refused to answer “the question” in a recent lengthy profile in New York magazine. Though long rumored to be gay — he once suggested he is gay in comments made at a GLAAD Media Awards event — Cooper chooses the closet over honesty.

“The whole thing about being a reporter is that you’re supposed to be an observer and to be able to adapt with any group you’re in,” Cooper told New York magazine, “and I don’t want to do anything that threatens that.”

Does he believe that female and African-American reporters lack credibility to cover stories since their minority status is showing? Should any heterosexuals who let it slip that they’re married to someone of the opposite sex be kept off the air, or does his rule apply only to gay journalists?

(Note to Cooper: I have been a journalist for as long as you have and being open about my sexual orientation has never cost me a job, a story, a source or a promotion.)

Cooper isn’t the only well-known TV personality hiding his sexual orientation. Shepard Smith, who hosts a popular program on Fox News and received widespread praise for his work covering Hurricane Katrina’s aftermath, also dodges questions about his sexual orientation.

Smith once chatted me up in a New York City gay piano bar, bought me drinks, and invited me back to his place. When I declined, he asked me to dinner the next night, another invitation I politely refused.

We sat at the bar chatting and drinking martinis until 3 a.m., our conversation interrupted only when he paused to belt out the lyrics to whatever showtune was being performed.

THERE ARE, OF course, much bigger stars that remain in the closet. Jodie Foster’s recent film “Flightplan” spent two weeks atop the box office charts. She, too, continues to refuse any discussion of her private life.

[GardenStateGirlie]

only when he paused to belt out the lyrics to whatever showtune was being performed.

:lol: Oh ****. That would be side-splittingly funny to watch.

[dissention]

:lol: Oh ****. That would be side-splittingly funny to watch.

I couldn't imagine. The visual it conjures in my mind is hilarious enough. I can just picture him sipping his Cosmo and slamming it down upon the wooden table to shout "MAME!" in unison with the current performer as loudly as possible. All bets are off when they start playing Debbie Reynolds, though.

[GardenStateGirlie]

I couldn't imagine. The visual it conjures in my mind is hilarious enough. I can just picture him sipping his Cosmo and slamming it down upon the wooden table to shout "MAME!" in unison with the current performer as loudly as possible. All bets are off when they start playing Debbie Reynolds, though.

You give my old mint julep a kick, Mame! :lol:

[dissention]

You give my old mint julep a kick, Mame! :lol:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You make our black-eyed peas and our grits seem like the Sill of Fare at the Ritz, Mame!

If Roger Ailes only knew.

[GardenStateGirlie]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You make our black-eyed peas and our grits seem like the Sill of Fare at the Ritz, Mame!

If Roger Ailes only knew.

Now all we need are 5 or 6 more closeted journalists along with gorgeous Anderson and we have ourselves the greatest chorus line EVER.

[dissention]

Now all we need are 5 or 6 more closeted journalists along with gorgeous Anderson and we have ourselves the greatest chorus line EVER.

****, Anderson can play Mame. :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

****, Anderson can play Mame. :laugh:

If I wasn't so tired, i'd be compelled to photoshop right now :cool:

[Brwn_eyes0511]

****, Anderson can play Mame. :laugh:

We all know Lucy was the best Mame!

And I am dead serious...I don't understand the negativity about the movie version!

[dissention]

If I wasn't so tired, i'd be compelled to photoshop right now :cool:

I would love you even more than I already do if you whipped something up some time. :laugh:

[dissention]

We all know Lucy was the best Mame!

And I am dead serious...I don't understand the negativity about the movie version!

You cannot be serious. Lucille Ball was better than Angela Lansbury and Rosalind Russell? Cra-zay.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

You cannot be serious. Lucille Ball was better than Angela Lansbury and Rosalind Russell? Cra-zay.

Well no. They were awesome! But I guess what I mean is that she was GOOD in her own way...and she didn't deserve all of the negative reviews.

[dissention]

Well no. They were awesome! But I guess what I mean is that she was GOOD in her own way...and she didn't deserve all of the negative reviews.

Her bullfrog voice alone saw to it that it would be panned. She was too old, too cold, and couldn't sing. Thank the stars for Bea Arthur.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Her bullfrog voice alone saw to it that it would be panned. She was too old, too cold, and couldn't sing. Thank the stars for Bea Arthur.

Yea Bea was awesome! But I didn't thank Lucy was THAT bad...bless her heart she tried!!!

Love when Bea slaps the made and she slaps her back!

[GardenStateGirlie]

Annnd you asked for it.

[sparky]

You cannot be serious. Lucille Ball was better than Angela Lansbury and Rosalind Russell? Cra-zay.


One of my favorite movie reviews ever had the following line about the Lucy version of Mame. Referring to the camera tricks to make her look younger... I paraphrase...

"It looks as if the cinematographer photographed Lucille Ball through a Navajo blanket."

For the record, I know nothing about any of these films. Y'all know I hate musicals. Sparky ain't that gay.

[sparky]

Annnd you asked for it.


You RULE. Come to Camp Sparky. Strand and I will be serving your favorite cocktails. Diss and his mini weenie dog will be performing mesmerizing and enchanting tricks for you. A grand time will be had by
ALL !

[Jyqm]

Does he believe that female and African-American reporters lack credibility to cover stories since their minority status is showing?

Women are a minority now?

[irishgrl]

He's a huge Mary
HEY now! I must protest your choice of moniker there~ :laugh:

[irishgrl]

You RULE. Come to Camp Sparky. Strand and I will be serving your favorite cocktails. Diss and his mini weenie dog will be performing mesmerizing and enchanting tricks for you. A grand time will be had by
ALL !
Does sparky have an invite for an irishgrl? Anytime Jason and Josh get together I want a ringside seat~

[irishgrl]

Women are a minority now?
obviously. Im just saying.

[sparky]

Does sparky have an invite for an irishgrl? Anytime Jason and Josh get together I want a ringside seat~

You ? Are in charge of Guinness on tap, with requisite hot Irish barmaids and a few Colin Farrell type black Irish helpers. Plus, you organize the political debate tent. Amber is not only the DJ, but will be coordinating horseshoes and a few random bike races.


Believe me, I have room for all of this.:nod:

[irishgrl]

You ? Are in charge of Guinness on tap, with requisite hot Irish barmaids and a few Colin Farrell type black Irish helpers. Plus, you organize the political debate tent. Amber is not only the DJ, but will be coordinating horseshoes and a few random bike races.


Believe me, I have room for all of this.:nod:

WOO HOO! I will be the official Guinness taste tester as well as dispenser of various and sundry libations! And the political debate tent! I just died and went to Heaven! Sparky, I LOVE YOU! :xoxo:

[gldstwmn]

Cable News Race
Thurs., Oct 27
Viewers

Foxnews O'reilly 2,612,000
Foxnews Hannity/colmes 1,645,000
Foxnews Brit Hume 1,615,000
Foxnews Greta 1,604,000
Foxnews Shep Smith 1,552,000
Cnn Larry King 1,311,000
Cnn Aaron Brown 1,198,000
Cnn Zahn 858,000
Cnn Anderson 786,000
Cnnhn Grace 724,000
Msnbc Hardball 494,000
Msnbc Olbermann 469,000
Msnbc Rita 399,000
Msnbc Scarborough 344,000
Msnbc Tucker 296,000

And your source for this is? :confused:

[gldstwmn]

Brit Hume reminds me of the last **** I took.

LMFAO! You are on a roll today. :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Brit Hume reminds me of the last **** I took.

and I hope it was diarreha and reeked - I loathe that fool.

[strandinthewind]

:lol: Oh ****. That would be side-splittingly funny to watch.

Hello - I was not there :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Does sparky have an invite for an irishgrl? Anytime Jason and Josh get together I want a ringside seat~

We doing Bosom Buddies from Mama - and I am Vera. If anyone doubt I am Vera, show up that night :laugh:

THE MAN IN THE MOON IS A BITCH :mad:

[strandinthewind]

You ? Are in charge of Guinness on tap, with requisite hot Irish barmaids and a few Colin Farrell type black Irish helpers. Plus, you organize the political debate tent. Amber is not only the DJ, but will be coordinating horseshoes and a few random bike races.


Believe me, I have room for all of this.:nod:

Who is catering, food will be passed and not laid out, and we need a bar for every three people plus drink waiters (shirtless of course) - I hate lines, esp. when the divert attention from my Mermanesq. rendition of "We Need a Little Chirstmas" Haul of the Holly . . . .

[irishgrl]

Who is catering, food will be passed and not laid out, and we need a bar for every three people plus drink waiters (shirtless of course) - I hate lines, esp. when the divert attention from my Mermanesq. rendition of "We Need a Little Chirstmas" Haul of the Holly . . . .

Strandie, you can take over the FOOD. Geez. Im working on the shirtless types so dont get yer knickers in a knot! Go have a hair of the dog and chill!

[strandinthewind]

Strandie, you can take over the FOOD. Geez. Im working on the shirtless types so dont get yer knickers in a knot! Go have a hair of the dog and chill!

"a" hair :laugh:

For the shirtless ones, I am sure Sparky's often robbed cradle can supply an ebarrassment of those.

For the food, a weenie roast could be fun.

[irishgrl]

"a" hair :laugh:

For the shirtless ones, I am sure Sparky's often robbed cradle can supply an ebarrassment of those.

For the food, a weenie roast could be fun.
you are just bad!

hey, for a laff, go check out the thread "A treat for CA Liberals" you wont be sorry!

[dissention]

Annnd you asked for it.

New desktop wallpaper, courtesy of Marissa! :woohoo:

I adore you for that. :laugh: Mame has never been sexier.

[dissention]

LMFAO! You are on a roll today. :laugh:

Oh, Chris, I truly loathe that man with every fiber of my being. Comparing him to a bowel movement is too kind. At least a bowel movement is satisfying to a certain degree.

[ShangriLaTroubl]

I like his show! :p





I watch his show too. Is he really gay?



I watch NONE of those!

I watch...

Foxnews O'reilly 2,612,000
Foxnews Hannity/colmes 1,645,000
Foxnews Brit Hume 1,615,000
Foxnews Greta 1,604,000
Foxnews Shep Smith 1,552,000

and sometimes...

Cnn Zahn 858,000

Thankfully we have learned over the years from the likes of Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, etc. that popularity does not always equal QUALITY..And that is certainly the case with FOX NEWS.

[GardenStateGirlie]

New desktop wallpaper, courtesy of Marissa! :woohoo:

I adore you for that. :laugh: Mame has never been sexier.

I couldn't find a good picture but now that I think about it, i'm sure you have a plethora saved on your computer -- you could have supplied me with one :laugh:

[tynan88]

Does sparky have an invite for an irishgrl? Anytime Jason and Josh get together I want a ringside seat~

Is it wrong I find that funny? :lol: :laugh:

[dissention]

I couldn't find a good picture but now that I think about it, i'm sure you have a plethora saved on your computer -- you could have supplied me with one :laugh:

I so do. :laugh: This would have made a hysterical Auntie Mame one:

http://www.geocities.com/rnareau/arn22337.jpg

Or:

http://www.geocities.com/rnareau/27.jpg

[Brwn_eyes0511]

I so do. :laugh: This would have made a hysterical Auntie Mame one:

http://www.geocities.com/rnareau/arn22337.jpg

Or:

http://www.geocities.com/rnareau/27.jpg

The hat MUST GO!

[dissention]

The hat MUST GO!

Bite your tongue. The hat can stay.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Bite your tongue. The hat can stay.

Anderson on wildlife safari -- he certainly plays the part :laugh: But you're right, they would have been far more amusing.

[dissention]

Anderson on wildlife safari -- he certainly plays the part :laugh: But you're right, they would have been far more amusing.

Did you ever see the clip that pic is from? It's about killer fish in Maryland. And he uses a Steve Irwin accent through the whole piece. :laugh:

[dissention]

Annnd you asked for it.

Annnd I totally just uploaded it to LJ like I said I would. :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

I so do. :laugh: This would have made a hysterical Auntie Mame one:

http://www.geocities.com/rnareau/arn22337.jpg



Okay he has a slight resemblence to Freddie Kruger in this one :eek:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Annnd I totally just uploaded it to LJ like I said I would. :xoxo:

:lol: Out of control with the Anderson Cooper, you are.

[dissention]

:lol: Out of control with the Anderson Cooper, you are.

It...looks...hysterical. My cheeks ache. I cannot stop laughing. Which is a good thing because otherwise I'd be singing Lindsay Lohan. Or crying over his getting bumped from 7pm for Leslie Blitzer.

[GardenStateGirlie]

otherwise I'd be singing Lindsay Lohan.

HAHAHA -- you Lohan lover! :D

[dissention]

Okay he has a slight resemblence to Freddie Kruger in this one :eek:

He can slice me up any day, dollface.

HAHAHA -- you Lohan lover! :D

Just wait until I can pre-order it at a decent price. That CD is MIIIIINE. :angel:

[dissention]

WTF is up at CNN? Leslie Wolf Bull****ter is on at seven, Paula Zzzzzzz at eight, Larry King at nine, and Paula Zzzzzzzz again at ten for TWO hours? This makes me unhappy. Where is Andy? Where is Aaron? Why Paula? She's so boring that she puts herself to sleep, for cripes sake.

[gldstwmn]

WTF is up at CNN? Leslie Wolf Bull****ter is on at seven, Paula Zzzzzzz at eight, Larry King at nine, and Paula Zzzzzzzz again at ten for TWO hours? This makes me unhappy. Where is Andy? Where is Aaron? Why Paula? She's so boring that she puts herself to sleep, for cripes sake.

I think they must be on vacation. I couldn't understand why Leslie was on my television last night. Did you see Mike Wallace on Larry King last night? Bittersweet.

[dissention]

I think they must be on vacation. I couldn't understand why Leslie was on my television last night. Did you see Mike Wallace on Larry King last night? Bittersweet.

Yup. Mike Wallace is still a spitfire, that's for sure. I couldn't believe it when he said Johnny Carson killed himself by smoking. :shocked:

And I found this (subscription only, so I just copied the whole thing):

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117932017?categoryid=14&cs=1
CNN eyes primetime jolt
Net weighs options for Cooper

CNN is weighing another primetime shuffle in a bid to highlight its marquee talent, Anderson Cooper.

Net is considering making Cooper a permanent fixture at 10 p.m. and moving Aaron Brown to 7 p.m., a drastic shift that would again change the face of CNN's primetime.

While CNN execs insisted that no decision has been made on the changes, sources close to the network say the net has been searching for ways to better feature Cooper, who has emerged over the past year as a breakout talent.

His 7 p.m. show, "Anderson Cooper 360," has about half the nightly viewers of his counterpart at Fox News, Shepard Smith, who hosts the fast-paced "Studio B."

CNN paired Cooper with Brown during the aftermath of Katrina and extended "NewsNight" from one to two hours to give more coverage to the storms that wreaked havoc on the Gulf Coast.

The move gave Cooper three hours of screen time in primetime.

Since then, CNN said, its 11 p.m.-12 a.m. hour has increased 41% over a rebroadcast of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" in the 25-54 demographic. In addition to the Cooper-Brown switch, the net is weighing whether to make the second hour of "NewsNight" permanent.

Move would reunite Brown with his former producer, Wilson Surratt, who was shifted to the 7 p.m. timeslot when Cooper was added to "NewsNight" in September. The former producer of "Anderson Cooper 360," David Doss, became producer of "NewsNight" in the same staff shakeup.

Moves would be the biggest changes to primetime since Jonathan Klein took over as president of CNN's U.S. operation in November of 2004.

The net is still searching for a formula to retain viewers during the down side of a news cycle. Its strongest primetime show, "Larry King Live," is averaging less than 1 million viewers while Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly is pushing 3 million viewers on a nightly basis.

Fox has had virtually the same primetime lineup since 1996, with the exception of Greta Van Susteren, who jumped from CNN to Fox in 2002.