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GypsySorcerer
10-27-2005, 02:22 PM
Man arrested for spreading photos of penis
Oct. 26, 2005 at 7:38PM
A Wisconsin man is in big trouble for photographing his penis, making copies and leaving them on women's windshields in at least four towns.

Jeffrey John Hein, 40, currently faces 30 charges of lewd and lascivious behavior for disseminating his private business throughout Hartford and West Bend, and police in Germantown and Menomonee Falls told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel he violated their penal codes as well.

Two of the criminal complaints say Hein got his artistic inspiration from a Web site called "I Shot Myself," which advises readers to "pickle yourself in the adrenaline rush of public nudity," the Journal Sentinel said.

Hein allegedly dropped his photos on windshields, pushed them threw open windows and flipped them through cracked sunroofs.

He would then watch for the women's reactions as they found his missive.

Many women reported the crime to their local police stations, but at least one woman was spotted taking the photo from her car and passing it onto another car at a Wal-Mart parking lot.

http://washingtontimes.com/upi/20051026-071834-5487r.htm
JazmenFlowers
10-27-2005, 02:26 PM
he probably just needed a little positive reinforcement...lol
lilymoon
10-27-2005, 02:47 PM
oh, my!
here's an incident that happened where i live (frederick,maryland). it was even in the paper. a lady left a local blockbuster store and got in her car. before she could even start the engine she heard this weird tap/slap on the drivers side window. she looked and there was this guy tapping her window w/ his penis. :eek: good thing her window was up! she screamed and scared him away. then she called the police. i don't know if the guy was ever caught but can you imagine the line-up?? "ma'am - do you recognize the - uh- perpetrator?" only in frederick.
Jessica Leigh
10-27-2005, 02:55 PM
Many women reported the crime to their local police stations, but at least one woman was spotted taking the photo from her car and passing it onto another car at a Wal-Mart parking lot.

http://washingtontimes.com/upi/20051026-071834-5487r.htm

lol i probably would have done that... but i'm just a little sick sometimes.
wondergirl9847
10-27-2005, 04:18 PM
Many women reported the crime to their local police stations, but at least one woman was spotted taking the photo from her car and passing it onto another car at a Wal-Mart parking lot.

That part, especially, cracked me up!!!!
diamondsnake
10-27-2005, 08:54 PM
Oh my god, this story is insane! I don't neccesarily think he should go to jail for this. I'm sure most of these women have seen far worse, in the form of internet spam.
ThePenguin
10-27-2005, 09:11 PM
"told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel he violated their penal codes as well."

Did anyone else find that line as funny as i did? watta world....:laugh:

-Lis
gldstwmn
10-28-2005, 10:56 AM
"told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel he violated their penal codes as well."

Did anyone else find that line as funny as i did? watta world....:laugh:

-Lis

Yes. They should have changed it to the penile code. :laugh:
SuzeQuze
10-28-2005, 11:06 AM
"told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel he violated their penal codes as well."

Did anyone else find that line as funny as i did? watta world....:laugh:

-Lis

Oh hell yeah, and I don't think the writer put that in by accident! :laugh:
Raeven Skye
10-28-2005, 12:36 PM
If I found the picture, I'd make sure to laugh extra loud, so he could hear...then I'd put it on someone else's car! hehehe :lol:
seeker007nmss
10-28-2005, 04:11 PM
oh, my!
here's an incident that happened where i live (frederick,maryland). it was even in the paper. a lady left a local blockbuster store and got in her car. before she could even start the engine she heard this weird tap/slap on the drivers side window. she looked and there was this guy tapping her window w/ his penis. :eek: good thing her window was up! she screamed and scared him away. then she called the police. i don't know if the guy was ever caught but can you imagine the line-up?? "ma'am - do you recognize the - uh- perpetrator?" only in frederick.


Did they use a police sketch artist? :laugh: :shocked:
mylittledemon
10-28-2005, 05:02 PM
This guy is awesome. I'd like to plaster pics of my schlong all over the place.
Brwn_eyes0511
10-28-2005, 05:06 PM
This guy is awesome. I'd like to plaster pics of my schlong all over the place.

Most ledgies around here would not complain. :nod: :lol:
BTFLCHLD
10-28-2005, 05:06 PM
This guy is awesome. I'd like to plaster pics of my schlong all over the place. :blob1: :blob2: :blob1: pwetty pwease!
Brwn_eyes0511
10-28-2005, 05:07 PM
...see What I Mean! ;) :laugh:
mylittledemon
10-28-2005, 05:11 PM
...see What I Mean! ;) :laugh:

haha...we gotta keep this site semi-clean.....so unfortunately no pics of the old wang dangle will make it here.
irishgrl
10-28-2005, 08:10 PM
haha...we gotta keep this site semi-clean.....so unfortunately no pics of the old wang dangle will make it here.

what about the do wah diddy? that should be ok? :eek: :thumbsup: :]
Brwn_eyes0511
10-28-2005, 09:35 PM
haha...we gotta keep this site semi-clean.....so unfortunately no pics of the old wang dangle will make it here.

Then do it at the other board!
Johnny Stew
10-28-2005, 10:43 PM
haha...we gotta keep this site semi-clean.....Yes, we do, so I can't condone you posting a photo of your penis here.

However, my email address is..... :laugh: :lol: (<-- that one's for dissy)