What in the hell? [Archive]

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:13 AM

I was just eating some Cheez-Its...grabbed a handful...put them in my mouth...started chewing and bit down on something hard. I pulled it out and it was a chunk of something metal-like, about the size of a dime! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :distress:

WHAT THE HELL!?!?

amber

10-25-2005, 01:25 AM

It's the prize in every specially marked package.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:26 AM

It's the prize in every specially marked package.

My tooth don't think so! :o :lol:

amber

10-25-2005, 01:28 AM

My tooth don't think so! :o :lol:
You should sue. :laugh:
that is weird, and gross, though. But not as gross as a bug.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:32 AM

You should sue. :laugh:
that is weird, and gross, though. But not as gross as a bug.

That's true...my tooth wouldn't like the bug either!

Maybe I should sue. Of course I know the case would never make it anywhere!

But I could dream....

Millions of dollars in punitive damages, owning the company and remarketing "Cheez-Its" to "Brandon-Its" catchy huh?

If I got anything it would be a small amount in nominal damages! DAMN!

amber

10-25-2005, 01:51 AM

If you have a dream, you can't let anything get in your way. Don't let naysayers tell you that your dream is impossible.
You just go for it! If you reach for the something, and miss, you'll still be among the stars, or whatever.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 02:37 AM

GarboSpeaks!

10-25-2005, 02:58 AM

"What could it be?"

Tell him what he's won Chuck.

You and a chip eating friend are being flown to New York for the year end big law suit against careless fast food/snack makers. :lol:

ahahhaa. jk. Hope your tooth is ok, and be grateful it wasn't a body part <burp>

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 10:49 AM

ShangriLaTroubl

10-25-2005, 11:02 AM

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 11:13 AM

How do you feel about "frivolous lawsuits" now?

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 11:14 AM

Millions of dollars in punitive damages,

I doubt you can prove intent.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 11:16 AM

I doubt you can prove intent.
If a guy can prove that "Twinkies" made him kill someone...then I can prove intent on the part of a snack food company! :lol:

IF ONLY I lived in CA!

This is why I said that that would be a dream...nominal damages are the way for me.

ohhh...I'm a poet! :lol:

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 11:18 AM

This is why I said that that would be a dream...

I think the word you're reaching for is delusional.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 11:20 AM

I think the word you're reaching for is delusional.

Perhaps. :shrug:

Just a question: Do you intend to come off snobbish in every post you direct towards me or is it just natural.

dissention

10-25-2005, 11:25 AM

Perhaps. :shrug:

Just a question: Do you intend to come off snobbish in every post you direct towards me or is it just natural.

With all due respect, do you intend to come off like a raving lunatic by calling people baby killers, accusing them of treason, and espousing how your moral and religious views should be made into laws?

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 11:33 AM

With all due respect, do you intend to come off like a raving lunatic by calling people baby killers, accusing them of treason, and espousing how your moral and religious views should be made into laws?

I wasn't talking to you. And this thread is not even political!

Jesus, if you are going to hit the ignore button then will you do it already!

skcin

10-25-2005, 11:46 AM

I wasn't talking to you. And this thread is not even political!

Jesus, if you are going to hit the ignore button then will you do it already!

What is your deal with the ignore button? It's like you want the people who have differing views than you to ignore. Why? So you can post & nobody will debate you? :shrug:

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 11:56 AM

Perhaps. :shrug:

Just a question: Do you intend to come off snobbish in every post you direct towards me or is it just natural.

Dodge, dance, duck. I try not to reply to you at all but sometimes your facts are just so out of line that I feel I must. And I have some extra time on my hands today.:shrug:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 12:10 PM

Dodge, dance, duck. I try not to reply to you at all but sometimes your facts are just so out of line that I feel I must. And I have some extra time on my hands today.:shrug:

But this thread has nothing to do with politics so why did you treat my jokes as facts?

A little odd if you ask me.

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 12:16 PM

But this thread has nothing to do with politics so why did you treat my jokes as facts?

Dance, duck and dodge. :distress: Because you present them as such and you know it.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 12:17 PM

What is your deal with the ignore button? It's like you want the people who have differing views than you to ignore. Why? So you can post & nobody will debate you? :shrug:

No it has nothing to do with people I disagree with.

It's just that he said he was going to ignore me...but he hasn't yet!

"with all due respect...with all due respect...with all due respect"...

IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! If you say you are going to do something then please do it!

skcin

10-25-2005, 12:19 PM

No it has nothing to do with people I disagree with.

It's just that he said he was going to ignore me...but he hasn't yet!

"with all due respect...with all due respect...with all due respect"...

IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! If you say you are going to do something then please do it!

Oh, I missed that. I was just curious because this is the second or third time that I've seen you post asking someone to ignore you (not only regarding one person, either.) Thanks for clarifying.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 12:20 PM

Dance, duck and dodge.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...

Jesus what is your point!?!?

:distress: Because you present them as such and you know it.

What are you talking about?

I was talking about a piece of mental something I found in my box of cheese-its and now I'm held up to some "presenting them as fact" standard?

sara1998

10-25-2005, 12:20 PM

And I have some extra time on my hands today.:shrug:
Surely you can find something better to do?

What the hell am I saying. It's fun, isn't it??:D

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 12:21 PM

Oh, I missed that. I was just curious because this is the second or third time that I've seen you post asking someone to ignore you (not only regarding one person, either.) Thanks for clarifying.

np. :wavey:

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 12:30 PM

Surely you can find something better to do?

What the hell am I saying. It's fun, isn't it??:D

I'm going to do 45 minutes on the eliptical and then I'm going to do some work.:) I just wish the indictments would come down today but it doesn't look like they're going to.

dissention

10-25-2005, 12:32 PM

I'm going to do 45 minutes on the eliptical and then I'm going to do some work.:) I just wish the indictments would come down today but it doesn't look like they're going to.

I had some great Merry Fitzmas graphics to post, too, dammit. :laugh:

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 12:33 PM

I was talking about a piece of mental something I found in my box of cheese-its and now I'm held up to some "presenting them as fact" standard?
You can't seek punitive damages without proving intent. I merely pointed out that in fact your statement of a "dream" is really delusional.

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 12:34 PM

I had some great Merry Fitzmas graphics to post, too, dammit. :laugh:

Well, hold on to them and hopefully we'll get to use them soon. I'm starting to sound like a broken record but this waiting is killing me.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 12:35 PM

You can't seek punitive damages without proving intent. I merely pointed out that in fact your statement of a "dream" is really delusional.

I know what punitive damages are dear. And I didn't need you to point it out to me. Yet somehow you feel the need to "correct" someone every chance you get.

dissention

10-25-2005, 12:38 PM

Well, hold on to them and hopefully we'll get to use them soon. I'm starting to sound like a broken record but this waiting is killing me.

I can just picture Petty watching the news and singing "The waiting is the hardest part." :laugh:

heyjupiter678

10-25-2005, 01:00 PM

IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! If you say you are going to do something then please do it! I feel your pain. You've been threatening to leave us for months now, but you never actually do. ;)

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:09 PM

I feel your pain. You've been threatening to leave us for months now, but you never actually do. ;)

That's because I was talked into staying by some.

JazmenFlowers

10-25-2005, 01:12 PM

Don't be so sure! Often big companies like that will pay you off just to keep it out of the media! You should atleast write them a threatening letter!

Chris
yep...I've seen this happen before

gldstwmn

10-25-2005, 01:16 PM

I know what punitive damages are dear.

You do now.;)

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:20 PM

You do now.;)

No I know what they are because I have had Civil Litigation for an entire year and Torts for a semester.

DavidMn

10-25-2005, 01:21 PM

dissention

10-25-2005, 01:22 PM

No I know what they are because I have had Civil Litigation for an entire year and Torts for a semester.

Why would a conservative like you want to waste the court's time with such a frivolous lawsuit? ;)

Richard B

10-25-2005, 01:23 PM

That's true...my tooth wouldn't like the bug either!

Maybe I should sue. Of course I know the case would never make it anywhere!

But I could dream....

Millions of dollars in punitive damages, owning the company and remarketing "Cheez-Its" to "Brandon-Its" catchy huh?

If I got anything it would be a small amount in nominal damages! DAMN!
This would be too litigious of a suit. I think you should call Cheez-Its and they will act mortified that this happend and send you a ****load of free product.

A long time ago, a colleague and I were sharing a bag of Dorito's and toward the bottom of the bag was a 2" round season ball. It was the most disconcerting looking ball of yuck. Called up Doritos to report this season blob. Not a week later was a box of a dozen bags of Doritos delivered to our offices.

Now, this was a while ago, so I think they deal with free coupons now. Good luck...don't let it go! But don't sue either. You did put them in your mouth without looking.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:24 PM

Why would a conservative like you want to waste the court's time with such a frivolous lawsuit? ;)

I was just joking! This whole thing was a joke (except for me actually finding the metal thing), but somehow it's still all about politics.

You guys are no good for a bad day! :distress:

The Tower

10-25-2005, 01:31 PM

I feel your pain. You've been threatening to leave us for months now, but you never actually do. ;)
That's because I was talked into staying by some.
:wavey: Alas, that would be me. I've championed myself to the cause of midwiving him out of the closet. It's a tough job, but with a little spit and elbow grease I'll get the job done!

dissention

10-25-2005, 01:32 PM

I was just joking!

So was I, but I couldn't resist since you said you took tort classes.

Neal

10-25-2005, 01:34 PM

:wavey: Alas, that would be me. I've championed myself to the cause of midwiving him out of the closet. It's a tough job, but with a little spit and elbow grease I'll get the job done!

I have a feeling it won't take much spit or elbow grease at all... :woohoo:

strandinthewind

10-25-2005, 01:34 PM

I have a feeling it won't take much spit or elbow grease at all... :woohoo:

Judy Garland anyone :eek:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:36 PM

So was I

Sorry. I'm having one of those "the world is out to destroy me" days.

or like Ann said of Wesley Clark...

"The squirrels in my back yard are really Nazi spies who killed Princess Diana! WHAT!"

but I couldn't resist since you said you took tort classes.

And passed with a stinkin' C! :mad: I'm much more of a corporate law and criminal law kind of guy!

SuzeQuze

10-25-2005, 01:36 PM

I have a feeling it won't take much spit or elbow grease at all... :woohoo:

must.not.take.to.where.mind.is

:lol:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:38 PM

Judy Garland anyone :eek:

That is a stereotype!

But...

Ken might do the trick! :laugh:

But regardless of who f*cks who...I still think we should invade their countries kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity! :lol: :wavey:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:39 PM

I have a feeling it won't take much spit or elbow grease at all... :woohoo:

Neal! Watch it! :lol:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:45 PM

must.not.take.to.where.mind.is

:lol:

Oh, well you know his dirty little mind would go there! :lol:

SuzeQuze

10-25-2005, 01:46 PM

Oh, well you know his dirty little mind would go there! :lol:

Yes, all the dirtly little Ledgie minds are there! :]

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 01:50 PM

Yes, all the dirtly little Ledgie minds are there! :]

Even mine! :nod: :lol:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 02:39 PM

:wavey: Alas, that would be me. I've championed myself to the cause of midwiving him out of the closet. It's a tough job, but with a little spit and elbow grease I'll get the job done!

smarty! you think you know don't you! :lol:

sara1998

10-25-2005, 02:40 PM

Neal! Watch it! :lol:
Cat's out of the bag, buddy.... :D

Neal

10-25-2005, 02:43 PM

smarty! you think you know don't you! :lol:

I thought every one knew...? :shrug:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 02:50 PM

I thought every one knew...? :shrug:

What does everyone know exactly? That I'm an OPEN straight guy! :laugh:

GateandGarden

10-25-2005, 02:52 PM

What does everyone know exactly? That I'm an OPEN straight guy! :laugh:Oh come on! :laugh: :lol:

The Tower

10-25-2005, 02:52 PM

What does everyone know exactly? That I'm an OPEN straight guy! :laugh:
Well, I'm sure you're open.........

Neal

10-25-2005, 02:54 PM

Well, I'm sure you're open.........

24/7 :nod:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 02:54 PM

Well, I'm sure you're open.........

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ok, you guys are NOW making my day so much better!

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 02:56 PM

24/7 :nod:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

on edit: I am not open 24/7!

I AM Catholic...so I take Sundays off!

The Tower

10-25-2005, 03:02 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

on edit: I am not open 24/7!

I AM Catholic...so I take Sundays off!
If priests can get it on on Sundays, so can you.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 03:04 PM

If priests can get it on on Sundays, so can you.

Ok this was fun up until that! I am Catholic...lets have some respect now!

sara1998

10-25-2005, 03:06 PM

...lets have some respect now!
That's what we keep asking the priests.....:laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 03:07 PM

That's what we keep asking the priests.....:laugh:

It's not ALL priests! Religion hater you! :laugh:

sara1998

10-25-2005, 03:10 PM

It's not ALL priests! Religion hater you! :laugh:
I do NOT!:p

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 04:12 PM

I do NOT!:p

You were making fun of mine!!!! :p :nod:

skcin

10-25-2005, 04:14 PM

You were making fun of mine!!!! :p :nod:

No one's making fun of your religion. They're just pointing out that some Catholic priests are hypocritical pedophiles. :shrug: Who may have sex on Sundays.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 04:21 PM

No one's making fun of your religion. They're just pointing out that some Catholic priests are hypocritical pedophiles. :shrug: Who may have sex on Sundays.

I was just messing with her. And believe me I am well aware of the crisis in the Church! I pray everyday about it.

macfanken

10-25-2005, 07:27 PM

:wavey: Alas, that would be me. I've championed myself to the cause of midwiving him out of the closet. It's a tough job, but with a little spit and elbow grease I'll get the job done!

:laugh:

You guys are MEAN! :lol:

UnwindedDreams

10-25-2005, 07:41 PM

I would have taken the bag and flew out to the frito-lay company or who ever the hell makes them and burned the factory down b/c what if you swallowed it!:mad:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 08:24 PM

:laugh:

You guys are MEAN! :lol:

That is exactly what I said!

HA! :laugh:

irishgrl

10-25-2005, 08:26 PM

If a guy can prove that "Twinkies" made him kill someone...then I can prove intent on the part of a snack food company! :lol:

IF ONLY I lived in CA!

This is why I said that that would be a dream...nominal damages are the way for me.

ohhh...I'm a poet! :lol:

actually my dear, the "twinkie defense" became moot right after whatshisname used it. People got enraged and said NO MORE! Its funny, I can recall the name of the victim, I know the details about the murder, double murder actually, I saw the documentary on the story, but I CANT RECALL THE DOOFUS' NAME THAT DID THE SHOOTING! WHY?

Brwn_eyes0511

10-25-2005, 08:30 PM

Oh come on! :laugh: :lol:

And what's wrong with that assertion Hil? LOL

dissention

10-25-2005, 10:25 PM

actually my dear, the "twinkie defense" became moot right after whatshisname used it. People got enraged and said NO MORE! Its funny, I can recall the name of the victim, I know the details about the murder, double murder actually, I saw the documentary on the story, but I CANT RECALL THE DOOFUS' NAME THAT DID THE SHOOTING! WHY?

Dan White. :wavey: