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I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.
I'll start:
1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau
GO!:woohoo:
DavidMn
10-20-2005, 08:18 PM
I cant follow the rules here. Mine would be Dick Steele:laugh: :lol:
danax6
10-20-2005, 08:19 PM
1. Angelina Limburgia
2. Jerry Zegers
I like the first one. The second one doesn't make sense, since my first pet was a he-cat. :laugh:
ryan8472
10-20-2005, 08:26 PM
1. Christopher Mayflower
2. Homer Regan
The first would HAVE to be gay. :nod: The second sounds like the name of an old accountant. :p
P.S. - I always liked Dissy's hooker name the most. Horny Phuxalot (If I remember correctly). :lol:
Stephanie
10-20-2005, 08:29 PM
1. Rae Willowview
2. Lady Casto
DavidMn
10-20-2005, 08:34 PM
1. Rae Willowview
2. Lady CastoThat's funny. My mom's last name is Casto, since she remarried in 1978.
2. Lady Casto[/QUOTE]
Sex-aaayyyyyy!!! Best so far.:nod:
GypsySorcerer
10-20-2005, 08:44 PM
Marie Hope
Puffy Bertocchi
Not good.
DavidMn
10-20-2005, 08:45 PM
Marie Hope
Puffy Bertocchi
Not good.I like the second one. not bad. :nod:
GypsySorcerer
10-20-2005, 08:48 PM
I like the second one. not bad. :nod:
It sounds like an Italian noodle. :lol:
DavidMn
10-20-2005, 08:49 PM
It sounds like an Italian noodle. :lol:
mm Italian sounds good right about now. I could dig me some Veal Parmigiana right now!!!:nod:
LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 08:55 PM
1. Lynn Brady
2. Shimmer Atwell
Darnit, I got crappy ones :( :lol:
77Rumours77
10-20-2005, 08:56 PM
Kevin Fager :laugh: :lol: :distress: :shocked:
Chelsea Bartlette
estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:01 PM
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.
1. W. Locust (Anyone wanna make a guess what my middle name actually is???)
2. Theo Moses
LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 09:05 PM
1. W. Locust (Anyone wanna make a guess what my middle name actually is???)
2. Theo Moses
Walter!! :D
estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:06 PM
Walter!! :D
it's easy.
xxxmx
10-20-2005, 09:07 PM
if i take my first pet's name and then use the street i grew up on:
Ms. Fluffy Wood
hott. beat that.
LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 09:08 PM
it's easy.
How bout William?
estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:09 PM
Fluffy Wood
some of us guys first thing in the morning.
estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:11 PM
How bout William?
that be the name of my oldest (Druggie/Drunky) brother.
I wrote it down on that post, it's that simple...
jannieC
10-20-2005, 09:12 PM
Lynn Oxford
Sasha Shepard
Kind of boring...:shrug:
LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 09:12 PM
that be the name of my oldest (Druggie/Drunky) brother.
I wrote it down on that post, it's that simple...
It's just the letter "W"?
estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:23 PM
It's just the letter "W"?
pretty much :nod:
MacMan
10-20-2005, 09:25 PM
1. James Jasper
2. Toby McDonald.
First one could work, but the second one wouldn't.
LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 09:28 PM
pretty much :nod:
Hooray! I win! :blob2:
JazmenFlowers
10-20-2005, 09:48 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.
I'll start:
1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau
GO!:woohoo:
1 - Coy Stonewall
2 - Alex Ellis
Karlie
10-20-2005, 09:58 PM
if i take my first pet's name and then use the street i grew up on:
Ms. Fluffy Wood
hott. beat that.
Haha! Mine is Ginger Woodfield. ;)
Miss Vicky
10-20-2005, 10:12 PM
1. Katherine Broadmoor
2. Bruiser Austin
Stephanie
10-20-2005, 10:14 PM
That's funny. My mom's last name is Casto, since she remarried in 1978.
The Casto family tree is very well traced. It started with an ancestor who was on Captain Kid's ship, no kidding.
Where does your mom live? My mom was born a casto in West Virginia.
Dreammms
10-20-2005, 10:18 PM
Mine suck lol
1: Marie Castle
2: Pudgy Iannone
Mad4stevie
10-20-2005, 10:21 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.
I'll start:
1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau
GO!:woohoo:
Mine:
1. Louise Main
2. Ginger Hess
Ugh. Not so good . . .
WildInTheWind
10-20-2005, 10:47 PM
Lilly Ann or Penny Murphy
CreepingDeath
10-20-2005, 11:13 PM
1. Ann Dreamland :rolleyes:
2. Max Perkes
mylittledemon
10-20-2005, 11:17 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.
I'll start:
1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau
GO!:woohoo:
neither of mine are good at all.
1) Ian Ingleside
2) Dude Smith
crylove77
10-21-2005, 12:47 AM
We moved arould a lot, so my porn name could very well be:
Michele Bethel Church Road.:lol: I don't think that DVD would sell many copies. So I'll go with Michele McConnell.
I don't remember the exact first pet (we had bunches!) so it could be:
Stacy Maples
Valentine Maples
Lady Maples
Bear Maples:shocked:
1. Stephanie Nassau
or Stephanie Pompom :laugh:
or Stephanie Friesesteen .. uh.. doesn't work.
2. Floris Smit
irishgrl
10-21-2005, 08:12 AM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.
I'll start:
1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau
GO!:woohoo:
1: Elizabeth Rising Glen
2: Ersatz Smith
Im kinda partial to Ersatz Smith meself :nod:
SortaSavageLike
10-21-2005, 08:43 AM
1. Chandler Rheel
2. Marmaduke Bergman
Jesus, they both suck! :laugh: :distress:
bikerchic
10-21-2005, 09:07 AM
1. Eileen Heartlake
2. Satch-Mo Young
LilyRose
10-21-2005, 10:58 AM
Well, I'll have to go with the street of the first house we lived in until I was 2...because I don't think Nicole South 91st St. sounds right. :shrug:
So...
1. Nicole Hascall
2. Kitty Mercer or Mitzi Mercer
This could ultimately help me in my back up plan in case college doesn't work out. :lol: :nod:
Susie
skcin
10-21-2005, 11:30 AM
I always thought it was first pet's name with the street name you grew up on. Since I was not given a middle name, I'll go with that.
Koko Cavalier
Fabulous. :D
1. Neal Blackwood. Eh... :distress:
2. Simon Bissette. A little better I guess...? :shrug:
WildInTheWind
10-21-2005, 11:55 AM
I always thought it was first pet's name with the street name you grew up on. Since I was not given a middle name, I'll go with that.
Koko Cavalier
Fabulous. :D
I always thought that was how it was, too. Koko Cavalier is great. One of my friends had a great one doing it this way........Buster Longfellow. Anything Longfellow makes a great male pornstar name.
bikerchic
10-21-2005, 11:56 AM
Since I was not given a middle name, I'll go with that.
Freak.
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skcin
10-21-2005, 01:04 PM
Freak.
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Tell me about it. :laugh: Ask my parents why they didn't give me one & they'll say "I don't really know."
shackin'up
10-21-2005, 01:46 PM
:cool:
1. Cornelis Nudeplan
2. Hammie Albers
TRUE!:cool: :cool: :lol: :lol:
michelle2677
10-21-2005, 01:50 PM
Michelle Pond...-stupid
charlie roberts....well..that could work. :lol:
Raeven Skye
10-21-2005, 02:44 PM
It sounds like an Italian noodle. :lol:
i'll have the Puffy Bertocchi with spinach and ricotta, please
Raeven Skye
10-21-2005, 02:45 PM
1. Chandler Rheel
2. Marmaduke Bergman
Jesus, they both suck! :laugh: :distress:
hehehe Marmaduke Bergman....Ingrid's long lost brother
Richard B
10-21-2005, 02:45 PM
1) Michael Indian Hill
2) Puff Puff Vicente
I sound like a girl on #2. Yikes.
Brwn_eyes0511
10-21-2005, 03:08 PM
1: Keith James
2: Lady Melvin
well now...:lol:
2: Lady Melvin
well now...:lol:
How appropriate... :p
Brwn_eyes0511
10-21-2005, 03:53 PM
How appropriate... :p
take that back hooker! :lol:
golddustwoman77
10-21-2005, 04:45 PM
Here are mine.
1. Dionne Highland
2. Midnight Gregory
Moony
10-21-2005, 11:28 PM
1. Anthony Wembley
2. Beau Gomez
Suck.
sara1998
10-22-2005, 12:16 AM
Ann Livingston
~or~
Slinky Rinberger! :lol:
sparky
10-22-2005, 12:29 AM
I have to kind of cheat on this. I grew up on a number street...so can I take the nearest cross street ?
If so, I am either
1st dog I remember
Friggie Bush
1st dog that was mine
Baron Bush
JazmenFlowers
10-22-2005, 01:29 AM
Baron Bush
:lol: that's cute. but now, in what division of porn would that work?
sparky
10-22-2005, 01:30 AM
:lol: that's cute. but now, in what division of porn would that work?
OMG, not in any division I would want to watch or perform in.
JazmenFlowers
10-22-2005, 01:31 AM
OMG, not in any division I would want to watch or perform in.
HA! I heard that.
sparky
10-22-2005, 10:58 AM
Tuttle Stratford
That's actually kinda hot.
snowman
10-23-2005, 09:25 AM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.
I'll start:
1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau
GO!:woohoo:
Piper Stilenbauer
jackeith
10-23-2005, 10:16 AM
1: MacDonald Deerkeeper
2: Liam Gallagher (not even joking)
Both of mine are pretty rubbish, and it seems that one is already taken!
LikeAWillow
10-23-2005, 12:18 PM
1. Danielle Stevendale
2. Sammy Kohl
:shrug:
lilymoon
10-24-2005, 01:35 PM
alice park - sounds like a librarian :o
smokey mcadams - :shocked:
cliffdweller
10-24-2005, 01:47 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.
I'll start:
1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau
GO!:woohoo:
Lynn Boisenberry
Snooker Newman
I am rolling....
cliffdweller
10-24-2005, 01:50 PM
1. Chandler Rheel
2. Marmaduke Bergman
Jesus, they both suck! :laugh: :distress:
The second one is hysterical! :laugh:
UnwindedDreams
10-24-2005, 05:34 PM
1. Richard Gail
2. Sparky Ingenito
UnwindedDreams
10-24-2005, 05:36 PM
Ms. Fluffy Wood
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:
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