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Red
10-20-2005, 08:17 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:

1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.

I'll start:

1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau

GO!:woohoo:

DavidMn
10-20-2005, 08:18 PM
I cant follow the rules here. Mine would be Dick Steele:laugh: :lol:

danax6
10-20-2005, 08:19 PM
1. Angelina Limburgia
2. Jerry Zegers

I like the first one. The second one doesn't make sense, since my first pet was a he-cat. :laugh:

ryan8472
10-20-2005, 08:26 PM
1. Christopher Mayflower
2. Homer Regan

The first would HAVE to be gay. :nod: The second sounds like the name of an old accountant. :p

P.S. - I always liked Dissy's hooker name the most. Horny Phuxalot (If I remember correctly). :lol:

Stephanie
10-20-2005, 08:29 PM
1. Rae Willowview
2. Lady Casto

DavidMn
10-20-2005, 08:34 PM
1. Rae Willowview
2. Lady CastoThat's funny. My mom's last name is Casto, since she remarried in 1978.

Red
10-20-2005, 08:35 PM
2. Lady Casto[/QUOTE]


Sex-aaayyyyyy!!! Best so far.:nod:

GypsySorcerer
10-20-2005, 08:44 PM
Marie Hope
Puffy Bertocchi

Not good.

DavidMn
10-20-2005, 08:45 PM
Marie Hope
Puffy Bertocchi

Not good.I like the second one. not bad. :nod:

GypsySorcerer
10-20-2005, 08:48 PM
I like the second one. not bad. :nod:
It sounds like an Italian noodle. :lol:

DavidMn
10-20-2005, 08:49 PM
It sounds like an Italian noodle. :lol:
mm Italian sounds good right about now. I could dig me some Veal Parmigiana right now!!!:nod:

LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 08:55 PM
1. Lynn Brady

2. Shimmer Atwell

Darnit, I got crappy ones :( :lol:

77Rumours77
10-20-2005, 08:56 PM
Kevin Fager :laugh: :lol: :distress: :shocked:
Chelsea Bartlette

estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:01 PM
1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.


1. W. Locust (Anyone wanna make a guess what my middle name actually is???)
2. Theo Moses

LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 09:05 PM
1. W. Locust (Anyone wanna make a guess what my middle name actually is???)
2. Theo Moses

Walter!! :D

estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:06 PM
Walter!! :D

it's easy.

xxxmx
10-20-2005, 09:07 PM
if i take my first pet's name and then use the street i grew up on:

Ms. Fluffy Wood

hott. beat that.

LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 09:08 PM
it's easy.

How bout William?

estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:09 PM
Fluffy Wood


some of us guys first thing in the morning.

estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:11 PM
How bout William?

that be the name of my oldest (Druggie/Drunky) brother.

I wrote it down on that post, it's that simple...

jannieC
10-20-2005, 09:12 PM
Lynn Oxford
Sasha Shepard

Kind of boring...:shrug:

LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 09:12 PM
that be the name of my oldest (Druggie/Drunky) brother.

I wrote it down on that post, it's that simple...

It's just the letter "W"?

estranged4life
10-20-2005, 09:23 PM
It's just the letter "W"?

pretty much :nod:

MacMan
10-20-2005, 09:25 PM
1. James Jasper
2. Toby McDonald.

First one could work, but the second one wouldn't.

LuckyCharms
10-20-2005, 09:28 PM
pretty much :nod:

Hooray! I win! :blob2:

JazmenFlowers
10-20-2005, 09:48 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:

1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.

I'll start:

1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau

GO!:woohoo:

1 - Coy Stonewall
2 - Alex Ellis

Karlie
10-20-2005, 09:58 PM
if i take my first pet's name and then use the street i grew up on:

Ms. Fluffy Wood

hott. beat that.

Haha! Mine is Ginger Woodfield. ;)

Miss Vicky
10-20-2005, 10:12 PM
1. Katherine Broadmoor
2. Bruiser Austin

Stephanie
10-20-2005, 10:14 PM
That's funny. My mom's last name is Casto, since she remarried in 1978.

The Casto family tree is very well traced. It started with an ancestor who was on Captain Kid's ship, no kidding.

Where does your mom live? My mom was born a casto in West Virginia.

Dreammms
10-20-2005, 10:18 PM
Mine suck lol

1: Marie Castle
2: Pudgy Iannone

Mad4stevie
10-20-2005, 10:21 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:

1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.

I'll start:

1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau

GO!:woohoo:

Mine:

1. Louise Main
2. Ginger Hess

Ugh. Not so good . . .

WildInTheWind
10-20-2005, 10:47 PM
Lilly Ann or Penny Murphy

CreepingDeath
10-20-2005, 11:13 PM
1. Ann Dreamland :rolleyes:
2. Max Perkes

mylittledemon
10-20-2005, 11:17 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:

1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.

I'll start:

1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau

GO!:woohoo:


neither of mine are good at all.

1) Ian Ingleside
2) Dude Smith

crylove77
10-21-2005, 12:47 AM
We moved arould a lot, so my porn name could very well be:

Michele Bethel Church Road.:lol: I don't think that DVD would sell many copies. So I'll go with Michele McConnell.

I don't remember the exact first pet (we had bunches!) so it could be:

Stacy Maples
Valentine Maples
Lady Maples
Bear Maples:shocked:

Mari
10-21-2005, 05:21 AM
1. Stephanie Nassau
or Stephanie Pompom :laugh:
or Stephanie Friesesteen .. uh.. doesn't work.

2. Floris Smit

irishgrl
10-21-2005, 08:12 AM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:

1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.

I'll start:

1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau

GO!:woohoo:

1: Elizabeth Rising Glen
2: Ersatz Smith

Im kinda partial to Ersatz Smith meself :nod:

SortaSavageLike
10-21-2005, 08:43 AM
1. Chandler Rheel
2. Marmaduke Bergman

Jesus, they both suck! :laugh: :distress:

bikerchic
10-21-2005, 09:07 AM
1. Eileen Heartlake

2. Satch-Mo Young

LilyRose
10-21-2005, 10:58 AM
Well, I'll have to go with the street of the first house we lived in until I was 2...because I don't think Nicole South 91st St. sounds right. :shrug:


So...

1. Nicole Hascall
2. Kitty Mercer or Mitzi Mercer

This could ultimately help me in my back up plan in case college doesn't work out. :lol: :nod:


Susie

skcin
10-21-2005, 11:30 AM
I always thought it was first pet's name with the street name you grew up on. Since I was not given a middle name, I'll go with that.

Koko Cavalier

Fabulous. :D

Neal
10-21-2005, 11:31 AM
1. Neal Blackwood. Eh... :distress:

2. Simon Bissette. A little better I guess...? :shrug:

WildInTheWind
10-21-2005, 11:55 AM
I always thought it was first pet's name with the street name you grew up on. Since I was not given a middle name, I'll go with that.

Koko Cavalier

Fabulous. :D

I always thought that was how it was, too. Koko Cavalier is great. One of my friends had a great one doing it this way........Buster Longfellow. Anything Longfellow makes a great male pornstar name.

bikerchic
10-21-2005, 11:56 AM
Since I was not given a middle name, I'll go with that.



Freak.

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skcin
10-21-2005, 01:04 PM
Freak.

----


Tell me about it. :laugh: Ask my parents why they didn't give me one & they'll say "I don't really know."

shackin'up
10-21-2005, 01:46 PM
:cool:
1. Cornelis Nudeplan
2. Hammie Albers


TRUE!:cool: :cool: :lol: :lol:

michelle2677
10-21-2005, 01:50 PM
Michelle Pond...-stupid

charlie roberts....well..that could work. :lol:

Raeven Skye
10-21-2005, 02:44 PM
It sounds like an Italian noodle. :lol:

i'll have the Puffy Bertocchi with spinach and ricotta, please

Raeven Skye
10-21-2005, 02:45 PM
1. Chandler Rheel
2. Marmaduke Bergman

Jesus, they both suck! :laugh: :distress:


hehehe Marmaduke Bergman....Ingrid's long lost brother

Richard B
10-21-2005, 02:45 PM
1) Michael Indian Hill
2) Puff Puff Vicente

I sound like a girl on #2. Yikes.

Brwn_eyes0511
10-21-2005, 03:08 PM
1: Keith James
2: Lady Melvin

well now...:lol:

Neal
10-21-2005, 03:41 PM
2: Lady Melvin

well now...:lol:

How appropriate... :p

Brwn_eyes0511
10-21-2005, 03:53 PM
How appropriate... :p

take that back hooker! :lol:

golddustwoman77
10-21-2005, 04:45 PM
Here are mine.

1. Dionne Highland
2. Midnight Gregory

Moony
10-21-2005, 11:28 PM
1. Anthony Wembley
2. Beau Gomez

Suck.

sara1998
10-22-2005, 12:16 AM
Ann Livingston
~or~
Slinky Rinberger! :lol:

sparky
10-22-2005, 12:29 AM
I have to kind of cheat on this. I grew up on a number street...so can I take the nearest cross street ?

If so, I am either

1st dog I remember

Friggie Bush

1st dog that was mine

Baron Bush

JazmenFlowers
10-22-2005, 01:29 AM
Baron Bush
:lol: that's cute. but now, in what division of porn would that work?

sparky
10-22-2005, 01:30 AM
:lol: that's cute. but now, in what division of porn would that work?

OMG, not in any division I would want to watch or perform in.

JazmenFlowers
10-22-2005, 01:31 AM
OMG, not in any division I would want to watch or perform in.
HA! I heard that.

sparky
10-22-2005, 10:58 AM
Tuttle Stratford

That's actually kinda hot.

snowman
10-23-2005, 09:25 AM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:

1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.

I'll start:

1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau

GO!:woohoo:

Piper Stilenbauer

jackeith
10-23-2005, 10:16 AM
1: MacDonald Deerkeeper
2: Liam Gallagher (not even joking)

Both of mine are pretty rubbish, and it seems that one is already taken!

LikeAWillow
10-23-2005, 12:18 PM
1. Danielle Stevendale
2. Sammy Kohl

:shrug:

lilymoon
10-24-2005, 01:35 PM
alice park - sounds like a librarian :o
smokey mcadams - :shocked:

cliffdweller
10-24-2005, 01:47 PM
I'm sure everyone has heard of this but I want to hear what everyone's porno name is. There's 2 ways of going about it:

1. Your middle name with the name of the street tou grew up on.
2. Your first pet's name with your mother's maiden name.

I'll start:

1: Mary Claire
2: Cinders Boudreau

GO!:woohoo:

Lynn Boisenberry
Snooker Newman

I am rolling....

cliffdweller
10-24-2005, 01:50 PM
1. Chandler Rheel
2. Marmaduke Bergman

Jesus, they both suck! :laugh: :distress:

The second one is hysterical! :laugh:

UnwindedDreams
10-24-2005, 05:34 PM
1. Richard Gail
2. Sparky Ingenito

UnwindedDreams
10-24-2005, 05:36 PM
Ms. Fluffy Wood

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: