If You Were On Dr. Phil.....

[bikerchic]

.....what would be your problem? Jokingly and Seriously.

[dissention]

Getting arrested for having slapped him upside his head.

[CelticGypsy]

.....what would be your problem? Jokingly and Seriously.



Seriously..............Lazy husbands:mad: :nod:

[SuzeQuze]

Perpetual singledom. There could be many things, I could be there a while. :laugh:

[estranged4life]

and how they can lay out pseudo-psychs who think the world revolves around 'em.

[David]

Sinus headaches that transmute into migraine headaches (& vice versa), all caused by vice & folly (not necessarily mine).

[Pisces Queen]

jealousy ~ and my passive aggressive behavior. But I can't stand that man & would never be on his show.

[Raeven Skye]

Seriously..............Lazy husbands:mad: :nod:
amen, sister!

[skcin]

Friends who claim they'd love for you to visit soon & then never get back to you (hint hint.)


:D

[Mari]

Sinus headaches that transmute into migraine headaches (& vice versa), all caused by vice & folly (not necessarily mine).

oh but mine, sinusitis blows.

[strandinthewind]

Hooking :cool:

[SuzeQuze]

Hooking :cool:

What do you charge? ;)

[Stephanie]

how he can be chubby but yet advise me on how to stop being chubby

[strandinthewind]

What do you charge? ;)

For you, by the scream :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

Then again, it could be thousands that way :cool:

[skcin]

how he can be chubby but yet advise me on how to stop being chubby


I? Love you. :xoxo:

[Neal]

For you, by the scream :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

Then again, it could be thousands that way :cool:

I think you should charge by the moan; by the scream sounds a little bit scary, and makes one wonder just what it is you do to your clients. Just my 2 cents... :woohoo:

[bikerchic]

Friends who claim they'd love for you to visit soon & then never get back to you (hint hint.)


:D
Oh my god, who would do that? What kind of friend is that? That bitch!:p No really, I'm sorry. I just can't seem to get my act together. Pick a date.:xoxo:

[skcin]

Oh my god, who would do that? What kind of friend is that? That bitch!:p No really, I'm sorry. I just can't seem to get my act together. Pick a date.:xoxo:


'Kay. I'll be there on Saturday. ;)

JK. I'll email you soon.

[bikerchic]

Hooking :cool:
As in rug?:shrug:

[estranged4life]

How I slept with Oprah and all I got was this show (And I am her personal white bitch!)

[strandinthewind]

As in rug?:shrug:

Yes - in fact Mother always told me I had to learn to sew as I would never marry :p :p :p

[strandinthewind]

I think you should charge by the moan; by the scream sounds a little bit scary, and makes one wonder just what it is you do to your clients. Just my 2 cents... :woohoo:

Think hot coffee grinds, a ladle, two shoe soles, and a mime outfit :p :p

[bikerchic]

How I slept with Oprah and all I got was this show (And I am her personal white bitch!)
Speaking of Oprah, her show today is something about being gay for 30 days, might be interesting.

[bikerchic]

how he can be chubby but yet advise me on how to stop being chubby
Isn't he being sued over that book?

[estranged4life]

Speaking of Oprah, her show today is something about being gay for 30 days, might be interesting.

a lesbian for 30 days...Since I am one all the rest of the year, Love the women :lol:

[Neal]

Think hot coffee grinds, a ladle, two shoe soles, and a mime outfit :p :p

That's hot. :cool:

[gldstwmn]

.....what would be your problem? Jokingly and Seriously.

He would be my problem.

[gldstwmn]

Getting arrested for having slapped him upside his head.

At least our mug shots would be pretty.:)

[gldstwmn]

Yes - in fact Mother always told me I had to learn to sew as I would never marry :p :p :p

My father actually taught me how to sew. Ponder that one for a minute.:laugh:

[amber]

Think hot coffee grinds, a ladle, two shoe soles, and a mime outfit :p :p
A mime outfit?!?!?:shocked: So, you torture them, basically.
:laugh:

[skcin]

My father actually taught me how to sew. Ponder that one for a minute.:laugh:


My father-in-law has done all of the cooking, including holiday feasts, since he's been with his wife. Can't say he sews, though. :laugh:

[sparky]

I don't know what my problem would be. However, I know his solution would include one of, if not ALL of the following :

"Get with the program!"

"Be a man, Sparky!"

"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!"

"Wake up and smell the coffee!"

"Take care of business!"

etc, etc.....

[Karlie]

My problem: I procrastinate way too much.

[danax6]

I read he was going to be on Desperate Housewives. That would be my problem right there. :eek:

[jannieC]

Mine's not a problem, but a good thing. :) My husband's ex (the mother of his son) and I are really good friends now. We think we could write a book on getting along with your spouses ex. We used to really hate each other, but decided that it was best for my step-son for us to get along, now we genuinely like each other.

Okay, back to all your cool and funny posts.....:o

[strandinthewind]

My father actually taught me how to sew. Ponder that one for a minute.:laugh:

LOL - I soooooo do not see you as a seamstress :xoxo:

[xxxmx]

dr. phil would be telling me that it is wrong to judge others. what the eff ever. i'm happy this way. :wavey:

[DavidMn]

Well for me it would be my depression. I've had it for over 15 years. Kinda boring huh?;)

[bikerchic]

Well for me it would be my depression. I've had it for over 15 years. Kinda boring huh?;)
You're not depressed, you're just bored. That's what I've been told :rolleyes:

[SuzeQuze]

You're not depressed, you're just bored. That's what I've been told :rolleyes:

I hope not by a doctor. Actually novelty does help with it! I just read that somewhere. But life tends to require routine and I hate it.

I think every one of us has something we could teach Dr. Phil!

[bikerchic]

I hope not by a doctor.


No, by some friends and family.

[SuzeQuze]

No, by some friends and family.

Weird. If you do think you are then talk to your doctor. Most people don't know anything about it unfortunately.

[SteveMacD]

I'd ask him to help break my addiction to daytime television.

[lbelle1214]

Not serious, but ongoing fascination....dancing on a crowded dance floor next to my ex while hiding a small syringe of anectine in my pocket, then (oh, my!) accidentally bumping into him and injecting him with an almost lethal dose while crying "Somebody help...call 911" all the while his eyes opened wide, unable to breathe...making him listen to all the things I've been holding back for years...watching him suffer, knowing that he hears me....Just joking, guys! :lol:

Seriously....getting my ex-husband on there to have the good ole doc confront him about not paying his child support for 12 years.....and how sweet, forgiving me was fool enough to sign a release to forgive the debt after both the kids turned 21. (Ex #2...by my choice):distress:

[Jessica Leigh]

peterpan syndrome...

my mom's been accusing me of this and trying to get me to grow up for quite a while now... but hey, she never let me be a kid when i was little, so i'm making up for lost time now that i'm an adult and out of her house and making my own decisions.

i'd be like "but dr. phil, i LIKE playing with legos!!"

[SuzeQuze]

peterpan syndrome...

my mom's been accusing me of this and trying to get me to grow up for quite a while now... but hey, she never let me be a kid when i was little, so i'm making up for lost time now that i'm an adult and out of her house and making my own decisions.

i'd be like "but dr. phil, i LIKE playing with legos!!"

I hear that! How old are you though? Don't rush it.

[Jessica Leigh]

I hear that! How old are you though? Don't rush it.

25.... i figure 27 or 28 is a good age to start trying to be an adult...

[SuzeQuze]

25.... i figure 27 or 28 is a good age to start trying to be an adult...

Yep. Having fun in your 20s is important! While you still have the energy! :laugh: