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cliffdweller
10-19-2005, 10:21 AM
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

Be sure to click on "Next" at the bottom so you can see the other 10 album covers.

BTW, if you were thinking about skipping this link, think again . . .
dissention
10-19-2005, 10:30 AM
Oh...my.

"Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" is my absolute favorite. Bless you for posting it, it shall be my new desktop wallpaper.
JazmenFlowers
10-19-2005, 10:36 AM
freakin' hilarious.
SortaSavageLike
10-19-2005, 10:38 AM
Oh Lindsey, how could you!!!!!:(
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5503/orleans5hu.jpg
:laugh:
GateandGarden
10-19-2005, 10:42 AM
I've seen this a few times before and it just kills me every time. I love Joyce. Just Joyce. :lol:
Moony
10-19-2005, 10:46 AM
I've seen this a few times before and it just kills me every time. I love Joyce. Just Joyce. :lol:
She's my favorite too. I think I'd go straight for Joyce.
SteveMacD
10-19-2005, 10:58 AM
Ironically, Orleans (Still The One/Dance With Me) was a part of that REO/Mac/Benatar tour in 1995, and they actually were my second favorite act of the night. But that cover scares the HELL out of me.
David
10-19-2005, 10:59 AM
I happen to really like #10 - "12 Top Hits" -- I think it's beautifully composed & framed. I also like #3 - John Built - for its dramatic pose & piano keyboard symbolism "bridging the gap" between these two forlorn lovers.
Livia
10-19-2005, 11:11 AM
:thumbsup:

Millie Jackson, Lord, child!!!
bikerchic
10-19-2005, 11:17 AM
This is so funny, you have to read:laugh:

#4- Millie Jackson- Back to the S--t


That’s right, our favorite crackwhore is making another appearance. Sitting seductively on the crapper, lace panties around her ankles, about to beat someone with the shoe she has in her hand. Why can’t I meet a woman like Millie? I especially like the grimace on her face from the strain of trying to expel a bowling pin and three cue balls. The actual design isn’t that bad, really. The diamond pattern in the tile floor is mimicked in the title block around her name, which shows at least some thought going into the layout. If I had been the designer, I would have done two things differently- I would have splattered poo on the wall behind the toilet because poo is the funniest substance known to man, and I would have made the whole cover out of a huge scratch n’ sniff sticker.
cliffdweller
10-19-2005, 11:32 AM
I've seen this a few times before and it just kills me every time. I love Joyce. Just Joyce. :lol:

Yes!! Joyce is the best. I love the line about how her glasses makes her head look less human, or was it the hair? I was ROLLING after reading that!!
cliffdweller
10-19-2005, 11:33 AM
Oh...my.

"Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" is my absolute favorite. Bless you for posting it, it shall be my new desktop wallpaper.

:laugh::laugh: Those captions are priceless aren't they?
cliffdweller
10-19-2005, 11:35 AM
:thumbsup:

Millie Jackson, Lord, child!!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Who the hell is going to buy that album?!?! I am rolling....
markolas
10-19-2005, 11:39 AM
She's my favorite too. I think I'd go straight for Joyce.

She looks like she has an adam's apple, so perhaps that's not saying much. :lol:
Moony
10-19-2005, 11:43 AM
She looks like she has an adam's apple, so perhaps that's not saying much. :lol:
Ack! You'd think a drag queen would have better taste.... :distress:
Neal
10-19-2005, 11:55 AM
12 Top Hits:

"Have you ever been to one of those parties where everyone sits expectantly and watches two people dance around like retards in a retard shop? Right. No one has, because those parties don't happen."


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm totally dying here. Everyone in the office thinks I've lost it...
Jyqm
10-19-2005, 12:09 PM
Ack! You'd think a drag queen would have better taste.... :distress:

It was the 80s! S/he's clearly going for the Tootsie look.
Livia
10-19-2005, 12:50 PM
OMG! It just hit me who Joyce reminds me of - the Culps from SNL! Will Farrell and whasshername - the middle school music teachers who try to be all hip at school assemblies, singing the Top 40 medleys. :D
SuzeQuze
10-19-2005, 01:04 PM
Oh...my.

"Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" is my absolute favorite. Bless you for posting it, it shall be my new desktop wallpaper.

You may need counseling for that! :distress: :lol:

These are frikkin hysterical and stuff like this makes life worth living. :laugh: Thanks!
cliffdweller
10-19-2005, 01:37 PM
12 Top Hits:

"Have you ever been to one of those parties where everyone sits expectantly and watches two people dance around like retards in a retard shop? Right. No one has, because those parties don't happen."


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm totally dying here. Everyone in the office thinks I've lost it...

Dude. I know. When I first openend this I laughed so hard and so long that people here at work were a little worried about me. It's greatness though, total and utter greatness. Take a look at "Something Special From Jeff"---look very hard at that picture. Oh sweet Jesus....
cliffdweller
10-19-2005, 01:39 PM
OMG! It just hit me who Joyce reminds me of - the Culps from SNL! Will Farrell and whasshername - the middle school music teachers who try to be all hip at school assemblies, singing the Top 40 medleys. :D

Yup. Totally. :nod:
Karlie
10-19-2005, 01:59 PM
Yes!! Joyce is the best. I love the line about how her glasses makes her head look less human, or was it the hair? I was ROLLING after reading that!!

Haha! Joyce is hilarious! Definitely my favorite! :laugh:
Neal
10-19-2005, 02:53 PM
Dude. I know. When I first openend this I laughed so hard and so long that people here at work were a little worried about me. It's greatness though, total and utter greatness. Take a look at "Something Special From Jeff"---look very hard at that picture. Oh sweet Jesus....

:shocked: :]

As if the hook hand weren't bad enough!

I'm suprised he didn't comment on that... um... protrusion in the caption.
DavidMn
10-19-2005, 02:56 PM
Weird but very interesting....
SortaSavageLike
10-19-2005, 02:57 PM
You guys want bad album covers?

Here's a hundred of them! :blob2:

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/
Raeven Skye
10-19-2005, 03:00 PM
Ironically, Orleans (Still The One/Dance With Me) was a part of that REO/Mac/Benatar tour in 1995, and they actually were my second favorite act of the night. But that cover scares the HELL out of me.

yep! you're right, and i LOVED them...
Karlie
10-19-2005, 03:04 PM
You guys want bad album covers?

Here's a hundred of them! :blob2:

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/

LOL I love this one: http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/lovepeace.jpg
:laugh:
Raeven Skye
10-19-2005, 03:04 PM
i believe Millie Jackson could fit that whole crystal ball into her mouth....
Neal
10-19-2005, 06:01 PM
I've been reading this guys diary entries all day, and this one had me almost crying! Too damn funny... :lol:

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/spider.html

Make sure you click on the reenactment link toward the bottom.