The Personality Defect Test

[Miss Vicky]

Found this while taking a political test from another thread and thought it was kind of amusing:

<a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506">Personality Defect Test</a>

My results:

Brute
You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. So your personality defect is simply that you resemble King Kong to a very high degree. Which probably isn't a good thing, you big brute!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Class Clown, the Schoolyard Bully, and the Sociopath.

[reebokandlace]

I'm a Hippie....lol...

[catinthedark]

I am.... Starving Artist

You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!
To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Oh, and I am least compatible with the Capitalist Pig! Sooooo true!!

It's actually pretty accurate! :laugh:

[The Tower]

Well this one was spot on......

Smartass
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

[Jyqm]

Anybody else's survey interrupted by the ad posing the all-important question: "Centipedes? In my vagina?"

My results:

Hand-Raiser

You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY ****ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

Well I think the percentages seem about right, but the description is off in a lot of ways, and I definitely don't get along with braggarts, haughty intellectuals or robots...

A lot of the questions on this one seemed to really be beating you over the head with the same issues. The OKCupid political test was much more subtle.

[WildInTheWind]

What the hell is an Emo??

Emo Kid
You are 14% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

[Jyqm]

What the hell is an Emo??

Bless your heart for not knowing. "Emo," an abbreviation of "emotional," is a style of music that usually involves bands populated by completely non-descript guys singing in whiny voices about how sad they are that their girlfriend left them, or some crap like that. (Not that "lost love" songs aren't the basis for a lot of great rock and roll, especially in Fleetwood Mac land, but emo songs tend to sound really whiny and the lyrics are usually a lot of bad obvious metaphors, the kind of crap people write in their diaries but would never dare to show even their closest friends, let alone set to music and release for public consumption.) There's a specific sonic palette for most emo bands, usually layered guitars in a slightly-more-edgy-than-MOR style, and the singer tends to have a rather thin, relatively high-pitched voice. Your flagship emo band: Dashboard Confessional. I'm sure you can download some of their stuff somewhere, if you really want to.

Of course, say what you will about emo, it's at least better than screamo. Which is pretty much the same thing, except... well, take a guess. Yuck.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.

I love this part.

[dissention]

Dashboard Confessional

How dare you utter those words. Burn in hell, heathen.

[LikeAWillow]

You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...
****, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.
Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant!

To put it less negatively
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.</I>

[ontheEdgeof17]

Schoolyard Bully
You are 14% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most schoolyard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

[amber]

Bless your heart for not knowing. "Emo," an abbreviation of "emotional," is a style of music that usually involves bands populated by completely non-descript guys singing in whiny voices about how sad they are that their girlfriend left them, or some crap like that. (Not that "lost love" songs aren't the basis for a lot of great rock and roll, especially in Fleetwood Mac land, but emo songs tend to sound really whiny and the lyrics are usually a lot of bad obvious metaphors, the kind of crap people write in their diaries but would never dare to show even their closest friends, let alone set to music and release for public consumption.) There's a specific sonic palette for most emo bands, usually layered guitars in a slightly-more-edgy-than-MOR style, and the singer tends to have a rather thin, relatively high-pitched voice. Your flagship emo band: Dashboard Confessional. I'm sure you can download some of their stuff somewhere, if you really want to.

Of course, say what you will about emo, it's at least better than screamo. Which is pretty much the same thing, except... well, take a guess. Yuck.



I love this part.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you just raise your hand and answer her question right away??
:lol:

Anyhoo, these are super funny, Vicky, thanks.

Looks like I get along with...Towie and Curtie! Yay! Smartass and Schoolyard bully!

Class Clown

You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...

****, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.

[dissention]

Mine did not fit me at all. Not one bit.

[Jyqm]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you just raise your hand and answer her question right away??
:lol:

Quiet, clown! You just want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others...

[estranged4life]

Bitch-Slap

You are 14% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

<B>To put it less negatively:</B>
<I>1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.</I>

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The bitchslap huh? Like this <img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Bitchslap.gif">

[Hippocampus]

I completely recognize myself in this test. The superior power of condescension is mine to use and abuse :thumbsup:


Haughty Intellectual
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.

[amber]

Quiet, clown! You just want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others...

Unregardless, that was funny.



Mine did not fit me at all. Not one bit.

So what was it? The "keep people in suspense miscreant"?

[SuzeQuze]

Mine did not fit me at all. Not one bit.

This doesn't surprise me since Curtie got the Schoolyard Bully. :shocked:

[dissention]

So what was it? The "keep people in suspense miscreant"?

This doesn't surprise me since Curtie got the Schoolyard Bully. :shocked:

I got The Braggart. It said I was like Ali. It was absurd.

[Mari]

I got "robot" first. huh?!

[SuzeQuze]

I got The Braggart. It said I was like Ali. It was absurd.

:laugh: Mine was the Hand Raiser, the annoying kid at the front of the class with all of the f*cking answers. How did they know? :laugh: It said though I know everything I am humble which makes him almost feel like he shouldn't hate me, but he does f*cking hate me. :laugh:

[GypsySorcerer]

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<TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Emo Kid</B></FONT><BR>You are 0% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant. </TD></TR>
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<TD>You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.
<P>I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.
<P><B>To put it less negatively:</B>
<P><I>1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
<P>2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
<P>3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
<P>4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.</I>
<P><B>Compatibility:</B>
<P>Your exact opposite is the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">Smartass</A>.
<P>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">Hippie</A>, the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">Televangelist</A>, and the <A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">Starving Artist</A>.
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<P><I>If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.</I>
<P><B>The other personality types:</B>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Emo Kid</A>: <I>Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Starving Artist</A>: <I>Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Bitch-Slap</A>: <I>Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Brute</A>: <I>Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hippie</A>: <I>Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Televangelist</A>: <I>Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Schoolyard Bully</A>: <I>Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=0&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Class Clown</A>: <I>Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=0">The Robot</A>: <I>Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=0&score3=100">The Haughty Intellectual</A>: <I>Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">The Spiteful Loner</A>: <I>Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=100">The Sociopath</A>: <I>Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">The Hand-Raiser</A>: <I>Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=0&score3=100">The Braggart</A>: <I>Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0">The Capitalist Pig</A>: <I>Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.</I>
<P><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100">The Smartass</A>: <I>Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.</I> </P></TD></TR>
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<TD><SPAN id=comparisonarea>My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:
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<TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>19%</B> on <B>Arrogance</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506'>The Personality Defect Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=1566642811609810544'>saint_gasoline</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3'>32-Type Dating Test</a></td></tr></table>

[Mari]

oh my god! this time I got The Spiteful Loner :lol:

[Karlie]

Haughty Intellectual
You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.

:laugh:

[amber]

I got The Braggart. It said I was like Ali. It was absurd.
Oh, yes, that's completely shocking.

[JazmenFlowers]

Class Clown
me too

Class Clown
You are 28% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...
****, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant!


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

[golddustwoman77]

Estranged4Life----I love your bitch-slapping penguin!


I'm a hippie! No surprise here. :p


Hippie
You are 14% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

[mylittledemon]

What? I am not a hippie damnit! =)



Hippie
You are 14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

[ryan8472]

Apparently I'm a hippie and an Emo kid. :lol:

[lagringader&r]

Can I just say that I LOVE this test! Nothing pussy, wimp ass about it. It tells you what your friends are afraid to. Btw, I'm a Bitch Slap. At least the first part of that is right on.

[CelticGypsy]

I am.... Starving Artist

You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!
To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Oh, and I am least compatible with the Capitalist Pig! Sooooo true!!

It's actually pretty accurate! :laugh:


This was me too. I was surprised:shrug: Going to have hubby take the test too. I wonder which one he will be:laugh:

[estranged4life]

Can I just say that I LOVE this test! Nothing pussy, wimp ass about it. It tells you what your friends are afraid to. Btw, I'm a Bitch Slap. At least the first part of that is right on.

can bitch slap me anyday of the week :nod: :lol:

[lagringader&r]

can bitch slap me anyday of the week :nod: :lol:

YOU are one of my favorite ledgies so if it you didn't have a wife and I didn't have a fiance, watch out!

[Serrart]

I'm not sure it's very accurate (especially the lacking of rational thought) but to know I should look for a televangelist is enlightening. :laugh:

You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Romy

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

[Johnny Stew]

Emo Kid
You are 14% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant. I'd agree with parts of the "Emo Kid" description, and I certainly used to be a pushover... but these days, I don't take guff from anyone.

And it's funny that it says I'm not compatible with smartasses, since some of my best friends would most likely be described as smartasses. :shrug:

[ragandbone]

Hmm,I haven't thought of being a hippie as a personality defect since my first punk concert.

Hippie
You are 28% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

[estranged4life]

YOU are one of my favorite ledgies so if it you didn't have a wife and I didn't have a fiance, watch out!

Watch out indeed!!! :D

[dissention]

And it's funny that it says I'm not compatible with smartasses, since some of my best friends would most likely be described as smartasses. :shrug:

Meh, mine says I'm compatible with Capitalist Pigs, so consider the source. :cool:

[GypsySorcerer]

I'd agree with parts of the "Emo Kid" description, and I certainly used to be a pushover... but these days, I don't take guff from anyone.

And it's funny that it says I'm not compatible with smartasses, since some of my best friends would most likely be described as smartasses. :shrug:
I know what you mean. I don't think because someone is gentle, he or she is a pushover. :shrug:

[sparky]

I took it twice. Once, I was a Braggart, once I was a Smartass. I guess that makes me a Bragass.:lol:

[strandinthewind]

. . . I certainly used to be a pushover . . . .

Now you're a rollover :cool:

What was that about smart a$$'s :wavey:

[dissention]

I took it twice. Once, I was a Braggart, once I was a Smartass. I guess that makes me a Bragass.:lol:

That just happens to be my favorite kind of ass. :laugh:

(That Braggart one so did not fit me. But I took it again and came up with the same thing.)

[Red]

I'm a BRAGGART!!!

Well Christ, I didn't need a personality test to tell me that!:laugh:

[Dark Angel]

Emo Kid
You are 28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? F*cking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

Umm...ok

[Dreammms]

I am.... Starving Artist

You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!
To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Oh, and I am least compatible with the Capitalist Pig! Sooooo true!!

It's actually pretty accurate! :laugh:

I got this too. :wavey:

[Moony]

Starving Artist
You are 28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.


You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve!

To put it less negatively:


1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.


2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.


3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.


4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.

[macmar71]

Bitch-Slap

You are 14% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

<B>To put it less negatively:</B>
<I>1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.</I>

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The bitchslap huh? Like this <img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/Bitchslap.gif">


Yep...I got Bitchslap, too!

[WildInTheWind]

Bless your heart for not knowing. "Emo," an abbreviation of "emotional," is a style of music that usually involves bands populated by completely non-descript guys singing in whiny voices about how sad they are that their girlfriend left them, or some crap like that. (Not that "lost love" songs aren't the basis for a lot of great rock and roll, especially in Fleetwood Mac land, but emo songs tend to sound really whiny and the lyrics are usually a lot of bad obvious metaphors, the kind of crap people write in their diaries but would never dare to show even their closest friends, let alone set to music and release for public consumption.) There's a specific sonic palette for most emo bands, usually layered guitars in a slightly-more-edgy-than-MOR style, and the singer tends to have a rather thin, relatively high-pitched voice. Your flagship emo band: Dashboard Confessional. I'm sure you can download some of their stuff somewhere, if you really want to.

Of course, say what you will about emo, it's at least better than screamo. Which is pretty much the same thing, except... well, take a guess. Yuck.



I love this part.

Thank You! I'm a little out of it when it comes to modern.....anything. I've seen the word EMO before, but I never knew what it meant. I always felt stupid and did't want to ask. :o