Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Expecting Baby

[Beachwood Mac]

MSNBC and People magazine are reporting the couple are expecting a baby. Talk Show hosts - protect your couches!

[heyjupiter678]

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1114381,00.html

Tom & Katie Expecting a Baby
Wednesday Oct 05, 2005 3:30pm EST

Tom Cruise's fiancée, Katie Holmes, is pregnant with the couple's child, Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne DeVette, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," says DeVette.

Cruise, who has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, began dating Holmes in mid-April. He proposed to her atop the Eiffel Tower in Paris in June. DeVette says there is no wedding date set.

DeVette would not comment on the baby's gender or say how far along the pregnancy is. The rep did say that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."

Cruise, 43, is currently shooting Mission: Impossible 3 in Los Angeles.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I thought he was impotent? :shrug:

[Jyqm]

MSNBC and People magazine are reporting the couple are expecting a baby. Talk Show hosts - protect your couches!

Eww.

Poor kid...

[DavidMn]

I CANT WAIT to see what this one's name is gonna be..... :lol:

[GypsySorcerer]

:shocked: :shocked:

[DavidMn]

Maybe they'll be on the cover of Weekly World News casue it'll be an alien.... :lol:

[estranged4life]

I CANT WAIT to see what this one's name is gonna be..... :lol:

Troll D. Cruise

[sparky]

Evidently Scientologists have no issues with bastard children.

I wonder who bought the turkey baster ?

Was it a Wiliams-Sonoma ?

[bikerchic]

I thought he was impotent? :shrug:
Double ew! I thought he was gay? :shrug:

[DavidMn]

Troll D. Cruise
Oh good lord :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DavidMn]

Well, if it's an alien then they should name it Mork, and it's first words would be NANU NANU...... :lol:

[strandinthewind]

Evidently Scientologists have no issues with bastard children.

I wonder who bought the turkey baster ?

Was it a Wiliams-Sonoma ?

Maybe Tommy Boy found a way to tickle his prostate to the point of being so excited he could produce active sperm.

[DavidMn]

Maybe Tommy Boy found a way to tickle his prostate to the point of being so excited he could produce active sperm.
the REAL question here is who did the tickling......... :p :eek:

[Dreammms]

Troll D. Cruise

:lol: :lol: hell yeah

[strandinthewind]

the REAL question here is who did the tickling......... :p :eek:

You assume it was an animate object as opposed to a machine.

[dissention]

Awwww. I hope that poor girl doesn't get postpartum depression.

[DavidMn]

You assume it was an animate object as opposed to a machine.
You got it.. :laugh:

[Nixxxed]

You assume it was an animate object as opposed to a machine.
Rob Thomas provided the sperm.

I'll let you guys run with the scenario of how it got into Katie.

[DavidMn]

Rob Thomas provided the sperm.

I'll let you guys run with the scenario of how it got into Katie.
Boy, there's a weird 3-way....... :shocked:

[gldstwmn]

Evidently Scientologists have no issues with bastard children.



I know! They aren't even married yet. I am really surprised by this. :shocked:

[dissention]

Rob Thomas provided the sperm.

I'll let you guys run with the scenario of how it got into Katie.

Tommy shoots blanks by all accounts, so either this is total bull**** and they'll announce a miscarriage in three months, or the Virgin Mary is making her comeback.

[strandinthewind]

You got it.. :laugh:

Of course, it could be a hand held device, which would ostensibly require another human to operate, esp. if he was copulating with Holmes at the time. Otherwise and depending on the size and adequacy of the handle, he could operate it himself and then fill the turkey baster.

[sparky]

Maybe Tommy Boy found a way to tickle his prostate to the point of being so excited he could produce active sperm.

3 guesses as to how THAT happened.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I think she accidently slipped and fell in it after Rob and Tom were finished. It's very hard to clean it up from the kitchen floor.

[DavidMn]

Of course, it could be a hand held device, which would ostensibly require another human to operate, esp. if he was copulating with Holmes at the time. Otherwise and depending on the size and adequacy of the handle, he could operate it himself and then fill the turkey baster.
Hide the children.... :lol: :shocked:

[gldstwmn]

Tommy shoots blanks by all accounts, so either this is total bull**** and they'll announce a miscarriage in three months, or the Virgin Mary is making her comeback.

Don't you think they would milk the publicity of a big wedding first? :confused:

[dissention]

Don't you think they would milk the publicity of a big wedding first? :confused:

In terms of publicity, a miscarriage would be ten times better than a big wedding. :lol:

[strandinthewind]

3 guesses as to how THAT happened.

I can think of five :wavey:

[gldstwmn]

In other (old) news, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have split. :shocked:

[bikerchic]

Do they have any idea how stupid they look? I mean, don't they know that the world is laughing at the them?

[dissention]

Do they have any idea how stupid they look? I mean, don't they know that the world is laughing at them?

As if they care. Both of their summer movies were big hits. :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

Do they have any idea how stupid they look? I mean, don't they know that the world is laughing at them?

I don't think so. I think they are incredibly sheltered from the "real" world. Not to mention, she's getting paid. :laugh:

[estranged4life]

Awwww. I hope that poor girl doesn't get postpartum depression.

she gets to sleep next to the Rock Hudson of modern Hollyweird...Hey Tommy-girl, Isnt there something you need to tell us? I honestly thought you'd be pregnant with HER child :shrug:

[estranged4life]

In other (old) news, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have split. :shocked:

for the 9th time this week :nod:

[bikerchic]

In other (old) news, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have split. :shocked:
Is it for real this time? I sure hope so.

[DavidMn]

As if they care. Both of their summer movies were big hits. :laugh:
$$$$$$$$$$$

[DavidMn]

In other (old) news, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have split. :shocked:
Maybe he was pissed cause of her Proactiv commercials? :laugh:

[Beachwood Mac]

Don't you think they would milk the publicity of a big wedding first? :confused:

Apparently someone did milk it... :D

[DavidMn]

Apparently someone did milk it... :D
OOOHHH I see ;) :lol:

[heyjupiter678]

Is it for real this time? I sure hope so.
A spokesperson for Nick and Jessica said today that the reports of a split are untrue. So who knows . . .

[BTFLCHLD]

maybe it will be him
who falls into a great
post-part depression
and he will go stark
raving mad without
his meds...
for the sake of the child
truely i wish them well
poor katie :distress:

[BTFLCHLD]

arent they just precious...

<img src="http://tinypic.com/e9x53c.jpg" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

:shocked: but their offspring...wtf

<img src="http://tinypic.com/e9x56v.jpg" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

[DavidMn]

arent they just precious...

<img src="http://tinypic.com/e9x53c.jpg" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

:shocked: but their offspring...wtf

<img src="http://tinypic.com/e9x56v.jpg" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">
No F'in way!!! U did not just do that.!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Godzilla would be proud.....

[bikerchic]

A spokesperson for Nick and Jessica said today that the reports of a split are untrue. So who knows . . .
My day will not be complete until those two have split :laugh:

What I really want to know is did Paris break up with Paris or did Paris break it off? :shrug:

[DavidMn]

My day will not be complete until those two have split :laugh:

What I really want to know is did Paris break up with Paris or did Paris break it off? :shrug:
ALl I know is when someone asked her what she thought of the breakup sha said "That's hot." :lol:

[bikerchic]

No F'in way!!! U did not just do that.!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Godzilla would be proud.....
:laugh: Conan would be proud.

[WelshWitchPMD]

Seriously, aren't his kids adopted? I thought that he had low or no sperm count. :confused: How could he get a girl PG now?

[ontheEdgeof17]

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/100505_tomkatbaby.jpg

from pinkisthenewblog.com

[bikerchic]

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/100505_tomkatbaby.jpg

from pinkisthenewblog.com
I don't know who makes me more sick, those two or Oprah.

[GateandGarden]

All I can do is sigh. I think that's all I have left for those two. I can exhale but I have no words. I would say my avatar's appropriate but it's past that stage.

[Mad4stevie]

How do we know that it wasn't Nicole that was unable to produce kids? Was that ever really disclosed who was infertile?

[dissention]

How do we know that it wasn't Nicole that was unable to produce kids? Was that ever really disclosed who was infertile?

She was supposedly pregnant right before they divorced but miscarried.

[WelshWitchPMD]

How do we know that it wasn't Nicole that was unable to produce kids? Was that ever really disclosed who was infertile?

I thought that he was the infertile one. Wasn't he married before Nicole,too? Of course it could just be a rumour but I always thought it was him or maybe both of them had problems.

[bikerchic]

How do we know that it wasn't Nicole that was unable to produce kids? Was that ever really disclosed who was infertile?
No. But it's just more fun making fun of Tom :laugh:

[Serrart]

Katie should have run till she was in time. Maybe now they can play together in a movie about the Holy Birth. ;)

Romy

[dissention]

Wait....there's more in the weird gossip day:


Brad and Angelina got married! :shocked:

Good for them. :woohoo:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Good for them. :woohoo:

Sorry.

It's fake. That's why I deleted it.

Bummer.

[Stephanie]

Truly sickening. Now if they are not screwed up enough, they will be bringing a kid into the world. Let us all pray it doesn't need any kind of meds!

[Brwn_eyes0511]

I don't know who makes me more sick, those two or Oprah.

hey what's wrong with Oprah??? lol

[macfanken]

In terms of publicity, a miscarriage would be ten times better than a big wedding. :lol:

It's actually a brilliant plan... Tom comes across as being straight, plus they'll get lots of sympathy! Definitely magazine covers and a Dateline.

If she actually has a baby it must be some sort of immaculate conception (do they have those in Scientology?)... she's a virgin and he's an impotent homo.

[DavidMn]

It's actually a brilliant plan... Tom comes across as being straight, plus they'll get lots of sympathy! Definitely magazine covers and a Dateline.

If she actually has a baby it must be some sort of immaculate conception (do they have those in Scientology?)... she's a virgin and he's an impotent homo.
Bingo!!!! :nod:

[catinthedark]

One word:


*shudder*


Those two just creep me out. Poor, poor baby.

[Mad4stevie]

I don't recall her being a virgin. :shrug: I just thought she played on on tv :cool:

[DavidMn]

One word:


*shudder*
creepy. right on there..... :shocked:

Those two just creep me out. Poor, poor baby.creeepy rightn on there. :eek:

[Red]

Awwww. I hope that poor girl doesn't get postpartum depression.

Ha! Karma, baby!

Yeah, she pulled a total Britney and played the virgin card. Why do people feel the need to announce this only to renege on it with some squid?

[Moony]

They should totally just kill themselves.

[DavidMn]

:laugh:

I know that my life is totally completely complete knowing that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are expecting a baby. :rolleyes:
NICe..... :laugh: :laugh:

[Janet]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[GODDESS6]

EEWWWWWWW!!!!!~ <div align=center>
<img src="http://tinypic.com/ea4nev.gif "></div>

[lilymoon]

those two (idiot tom & dumb-ass katie) are beyond nauseating. they need to go away. :(

[bikerchic]

hey what's wrong with Oprah??? lol
Oprah's ok, and I watch her show but lately she's just so full of herself. Her celebrity guest interview's are so boring. It's nothing but a big love fest.

[GypsySorcerer]

Katie Now "Shame"-less
By Sarah Hall
Fri Oct 14,12:57 AM ET

Apparently, Katie Holmes is rehearsing the role of stay-at-home mom.

The actress, who recently revealed she is carrying fiance Tom Cruise's baby, has pulled out of the Dennis Quaid drama Shame On You in order to focus on her pregnancy, People magazine reports.

The film, a biopic on country and western swing legend Spade Cooley, had been scheduled to begin shooting in New Orleans within the next month. But the production was pushed back to early 2006 due to Hurricane Katrina. Holmes was set to star as Cooley's wife, Ella Mae.

A publicist for Quaid, who is writing, directing and starring in the film, declined to comment on Holmes' reported exit.

Holmes recently dismissed her longtime rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick. Per initial reports, Holmes made the move in favor of the flackery skills proffered by Cruise's publicist and sister (publisister?) Lee Ann DeVette. But DeVette said Thursday that Holmes is currently sans spokesperson and therefore no one could confirm the People story.

In any case, DeVette and whomever Holmes decides to hire will have their work cut out for them in the denial and no comment department.

In what has become their signature whirlwind fashion, Holmes, 26, and Cruise, 43, announced they were expecting their first child together earlier this month, just four months after announcing their engagement. The couple has not yet set a wedding date.

With Cruise and Holmes upping their public profile in recent days, tabloids have been all abuzz over the former Dawson's Creek star's very visible bump, prompting speculation into exactly how long she has been in the family way. (She's not saying.)

In terms of just how Holmes got to be in the family way, her aunt has denied rumors that the actress conceived via in vitro fertilization.

"I can assure you they did it the old fashioned way," Carol Zydorczyk said in a recent magazine interview. (We're not even going to ask how she knows for sure.)

Meanwhile, back home in Ohio, Holmes' father, Martin, is reportedly extremely displeased that his daughter is pregnant without the benefit of first swapping vows, according to Life & Style magazine.

The magazine reports that the strict Catholic scolded the actress upon learning of her pregnancy, before telling Cruise, "You're no good!" The grandfather-to-be also reportedly demanded that the pair wed soon.

In other reports, when it comes time for the actress to give birth in several months, it has been suggested that Holmes will attempt a silent labor in keeping with Scientology tradition.

The practice encourages mothers to be to forgo painkillers and to refrain from screaming or even talking as they bring their children into the world. Scientologists believe that the silence reduces trauma during birth and prevents irrational fears later in life.

Holmes and Cruise have not commented on how they plan to bring their offspring into the world. However, we're thinking Cruise better start practicing his silent couch-jumping routine, just in case.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&ncid=799&e=1&u=/eo/20051014/en_celeb_eo/17573

[JazmenFlowers]

this whole thing makes me want to puke

if I were her, I'd be thinking about the fact that she can't have any pain medications (assuming she is preggers) nor can she scream or wail during birth as it will scar the child according to Scientology

[amber]

:lol: "silent couch jumping routine"

about the rest: :shocked: :shocked:
it just seems more and more strange. Also, I didn't know people still got mad if you had a baby and were not married. But that is neither here nor there.

[SuzeQuze]

:distress: This is so f*cked up. Being quiet and unmedicated during labor sounds like something made up by a sadistic, chauvinistic pig. Not to mention how ill it makes me to think of Scientology getting another member.

[amber]

:distress: This is so f*cked up. Being quiet and unmedicated during labor sounds like something made up by a sadistic, chauvinistic pig. Not to mention how ill it makes me to think of Scientology getting another member.
Can you imagine? Girl better get knocked out and get a C section, or she's going to be in a world of hurt. I wouldn't be suprised if her head exploded. :laugh: Course, she can't use any chemicals to knock her out. Maybe Tom can bop her over the head.

[BTFLCHLD]

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/cruiseholmes_baby.asp

[bikerchic]

WTF? :shocked:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/02/katiepreg1.jpg

[BTFLCHLD]

WTF? :shocked:
<img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/24.gif">
this is the first ive seen a preggers wearing a one-piece!
looks painfull...another inch exposed...:eek:

[GODDESS6]

WTF? :shocked:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/02/katiepreg1.jpg
doesn't it seem like she has been preggers forever...man when is this kid due?!?!?~

[bikerchic]

<img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/24.gif">
this is the first ive seen a preggers wearing a one-piece!
looks painfull...another inch exposed...:eek:

:laugh:

Pregnant and unitard should never be in the same sentence! Apparently, she's heard the "fake" pregnancy rumour's and is trying to put them to rest.

[BTFLCHLD]

:laugh: Pregnant and unitard should never be in the same sentence! and the color choice! i dont need the thinly vieled details of that outey <blerg>

[GiniLeaE]

<center>doesn't it seem like she has been preggers forever...man when is this kid due?!?!?~<center>

<center> Hmmm, I'd think any day now...but who knows! </center>

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[ontheEdgeof17]

This **** doesn't look right:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/04/katie2.jpg

[JazmenFlowers]

This **** doesn't look right:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/04/katie2.jpg
oh my. I seriously laughed outloud at that. she is carrying the anti-christ. I'm convinced.

[DavidMn]

Too bad Katies name isnt Rosemary, or they could call it Rosemary's Baby.:lol:

[bikerchic]

Damn. I thought you were going to say she birthed. That is one odd looking belly. Tom's probably under that shirt too.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Damn. I thought you were going to say she birthed. That is one odd looking belly. Tom's probably under that shirt too.

She won't give birth until closer to the M.I. III release date.

[JazmenFlowers]

She won't give birth until closer to the M.I. III release date.
exactly :thumbsup:

[cliffdweller]

That photo IS really weird! Homegirl should have gained a little preg weight so that she doesn't look like a stick figure with a bowling ball under her shirt.

[DavidMn]

I knew it! A pillow under the shirt. I wonder if the aliens are delivering the baby...The babys first words will probably be Nanu-Nanu.:laugh:

[wondergirl9847]

More like Xenu-Xenu. :laugh:

[skcin]

This is the longest pregnancy ever.