Ledgies RULE!

[irishgrl]

I think we've got a lot of talent on this Board, talent that goes beyond the confines of mere cyberspace! In fact, considering the dismal state of our Nation today, I propose we usher in a NEW ERA of reason, fashion, food and interior decorating!

Who would you nominate for the various Top Government positions and the Cabinets?

Somehow, I expect Jason, Diss, Amber and Brian J amongst the nominees...not to mention gldstwmn and Suze and Gate and Garden :) I myself wouldnt be adverse to holding a position....(somebody put my name forward ok? Its bad taste to grovel this way!!!) of course, according to Shirley Liquor, that never stopped me before :lol: :D

[seeker007nmss]

*sigh* Another ledgie list I didn't make. :( :D

[irishgrl]

*sigh* Another ledgie list I didn't make. :( :D

wait! dont take it that way! I only pulled a few names out of my hat, but it was by no means exhaustive! I dont remember EVERYONE on this board, so I apologize in advance if anyone felt slighted...:sorry:

[strandinthewind]

I am the King and Goldie is my Queen.

Sparky is the King's personal valet who makes the Queen's life a whole lot easier :wavey:

Diss. is upstairs maid.

Mary is in charge of the poor, which means she has to kiss my a$$ (for once :laugh: ) for the check :wavey:

[amber]

*sigh* Another ledgie list I didn't make. :( :D
You may be my official snack carrier. It's the most important position in my entourage. :cool:

[macfanken]

You may be my official snack carrier. It's the most important position in my entourage. :cool:


You have an entourage? Why do you get an entourage?

[amber]

You have an entourage? Why do you get an entourage?
Because I need one to carry my snacks! :shrug: :)

[macfanken]

Because I need one to carry my snacks! :shrug: :)


Oh. :laugh:

[amber]

Oh. :laugh:
Besides, I'm Strand and Goldie's bratty, spoiled child. You know, the princess? :D :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Besides, I'm Strand and Goldie's bratty, spoiled child. You know, the princess? :D :laugh:


soooooooonn she'd be a queen - Curtie is the who tells you you have no heart :laugh:

Ken is, quite simply put, the King and Queen's hot guy in waiting.

[amber]

soooooooonn she'd be a queen - Curtie is the who tells you you have no heart :laugh:

Ken is, quite simply put, the King and Queen's hot guy in waiting.
one of 300 or so, I would imagine. :cool:

[dissention]

Diss. is upstairs maid.


Biiiiiitch.

[ryan8472]

What does all of this make me? Chopped liver?!

I can be the braty spoiled son/Prince who eventually gets killed by falling out a window or something. I swear, I can pull that stunt off. :nod:

[strandinthewind]

Biiiiiitch.


I'd let you be the designer - but I shudder to see moderne in that Adam/Federal (I guess one of the first true Federal works by definition :laugh: ) which you know you could not resist doing :laugh:

[amber]

Biiiiiitch.
he's not being insulting, you're just the only one anal enough for the job. :shrug:

[strandinthewind]

What does all of this make me? Chopped liver?!

I can be the braty spoiled son/Prince who eventually gets killed by falling out a window or something. I swear, I can pull that stunt off. :nod:

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I promise not to make you date girls to save face with the press :laugh: But, you ain't haulin no street trade back to MY house - I can do that enough on my own :laugh:

[ryan8472]

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I promise not to make you date girls to save face with the press :laugh: But, you ain't haulin no street trade back to MY house - I can do that enough on my own :laugh:
:lol:

No, I'm not one for common man-whores, so dont worry. :p

[The Tower]

What does all of this make me? Chopped liver?!

I can be the braty spoiled son/Prince who eventually gets killed by falling out a window or something. I swear, I can pull that stunt off. :nod:
Sparky and I will be the Dionysians in the corner watching all the hoopla.

You, my dear, shall be Ganymede- the scantily clothed cup bearer. :nod:


"Diss. is the upstairs maid" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still ****ing laughing about that...

Oops- I meant fu*king laughing.... sorry.

[amber]

Yo, this isn't an all gay guy administration, so you bitches better start recognizing right now....

[ryan8472]

Yo, this isn't an all gay guy administration, so you bitches better start recognizing right now....
Well since we're now siblings, let the battle begin. :wavey: :p

[amber]

Well since we're now siblings, let the battle begin. :wavey: :p
Dude, you know you always run and cry... :rolleyes: You can just go hide under the covers right now. :laugh:

[ryan8472]

Dude, you know you always run and cry... :rolleyes: You can just go hide under the covers right now. :laugh:
I'm no sissy boy. Bring it on! :p

[amber]

I'm no sissy boy. Bring it on! :p
Did you tie your karate master tie around your head? wouldn't want to catch you unawares.... :laugh:

[ryan8472]

Did you tie your karate master tie around your head? wouldn't want to catch you unawares.... :laugh:
Dude, when does it leave my head? That tie alone could mess you up yo.











:laugh:

[irishgrl]

I am the King and Goldie is my Queen.

Sparky is the King's personal valet who makes the Queen's life a whole lot easier :wavey:

Diss. is upstairs maid.

Mary is in charge of the poor, which means she has to kiss my a$$ (for once :laugh: ) for the check :wavey:

I will only kiss your ass if I am wearing my wax lips. so there. :xoxo:

[ryan8472]

I will only kiss your ass if I am wearing my wax lips. so there. :xoxo:
I would've said "Not without a gas mask, dearie". but that's just me. :laugh:

[irishgrl]

I am the King and Goldie is my Queen.

Sparky is the King's personal valet who makes the Queen's life a whole lot easier :wavey:

Diss. is upstairs maid.

Mary is in charge of the poor, which means she has to kiss my a$$ (for once :laugh: ) for the check :wavey:
Sparky is the Royal rat catcher.
Diss is a Lady in Waiting--get it RIGHT!
and I I am the Kings Purser!

[strandinthewind]

I will only kiss your ass if I am wearing my wax lips. so there. :xoxo:

9.9% poverty for my initial offer ;)

couldn't resist

Of course, between you and Chris - I will be henpecked into 0% in a matter of minutes :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

*sigh* Another ledgie list I didn't make. :( :DDon't feel bad, Jim. Surely I was just chosen at random and that could have been you just as easily. And what better honor than to be chosen at random? :laugh:

[irishgrl]

I would've said "Not without a gas mask, dearie". but that's just me. :laugh:
Geez, do you know something I dont? do tell! mustnt kill off the liason to the poor at first whiff ya know........Who is the Royal COOK??? NO spicy food for King Jason!

[strandinthewind]

. . . and I I am the Kings Purser!

Good Luck putting me on a budget :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Geez, do you know something I dont? do tell! mustnt kill off the liason to the poor at first whiff ya know........Who is the Royal COOK??? NO spicy food for King Jason!


Good one - I do not know who can cook around here. I do know Livia has a great sense of good food in restaurants - so she is hired for that and just being fabulous in general.

[irishgrl]

9.9% poverty for my initial offer ;)

couldn't resist

Of course, between you and Chris - I will be henpecked into 0% in a matter of minutes :laugh:
Which you so RICHLY deserve! assume the position!
btw: you havent had spicy food have you?

[strandinthewind]

Which you so RICHLY deserve! assume the position!
btw: you havent had spicy food have you?


WEll, I had Gen Tso's chicken earlier - why?

[irishgrl]

Good Luck putting me on a budget :laugh:
easy, I'll just double the actual costs (sound familiar?) and disperse the largesse amongst the needy...I'll be a hero. watch your back!

[ryan8472]

WEll, I had Gen Tso's chicken earlier - why?
Me toooooo! See? Like father, like son. :rolleyes:

[strandinthewind]

easy, I'll just double the actual costs (sound familiar?) and disperse the largesse amongst the needy...I'll be a hero. watch your back!


Well, there is that - but I was talking about me in my personal expenditures :eek: My clothing allowance alone will be over $25,000 a month :laugh: and do not even get me started on Her Highness Chris - I have been shopping with her as an ordinary citizen and it was gloriously bad then :laugh:

[irishgrl]

WEll, I had Gen Tso's chicken earlier - why?
this is why:
I would've said "Not without a gas mask, dearie". but that's just me.

[strandinthewind]

I would've said "Not without a gas mask, dearie". but that's just me. :laugh:


Are you 18 yet - if so, you need to be spanked. If not - never mind.

upstart :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Me toooooo! See? Like father, like son. :rolleyes:

go to your room!

[irishgrl]

Well, there is that - but I was talking about me in my personal expenditures :eek: My clothing allowance alone will be over $25,000 a month :laugh: and do not even get me started on Her Highness Chris - I have been shopping with her as an ordinary citizen and it was gloriously bad then :laugh:
havent you heard? you're now reduced to wearing a patchwork quilt of plastic shopping bags! think of all the money you'll save!

[strandinthewind]

havent you heard? you're now reduced to wearing a patchwork quilt of plastic shopping bags! think of all the money you'll save!

Honey - you may have never seen the bitch I could be in that scenario :laugh: and Chris would fire you :laugh:

[irishgrl]

Honey - you may have never seen the bitch I could be in that scenario :laugh: and Chris would fire you :laugh:


well, in that case, there's always DUCT TAPE! nevermind the details! damn the torpedoes! encase that man in plastic until he curbs his outrageous spending!
and give the gelt to Robin Hood to dispense as he will......
Robin Hood Robin Hood Riding Thru the Glen
Robin Hood Robin Hood With His Merry Men........

[strandinthewind]

well, in that case, there's always DUCT TAPE! nevermind the details! damn the torpedoes! encase that man in plastic until he curbs his outrageous spending!
and give the gelt to Robin Hood to dispense as he will......
Robin Hood Robin Hood Riding Thru the Glen
Robin Hood Robin Hood With His Merry Men........

I will be green and on a broom swooping down to get my Prada money faster than you can say Merry Men :laugh:

[irishgrl]

I will be green and on a broom swooping down to get my Prada money faster than you can say Merry Men :laugh:

and Monkeys will fly out of your..........hold the phone, now I know why Ryan said to wear a gas mask! Clever, very clever!

We need a court Jester. who could THAT be?

[sparky]

Damn, I'm gonna be busy. Between pest control, the King's personal valet, and reveler at large with Towie, how will I ever find time to post missives online about all the goings on ? Good thing I can multi-task.

[gldstwmn]

I am the King and Goldie is my Queen.

Sparky is the King's personal valet who makes the Queen's life a whole lot easier :wavey:

Diss. is upstairs maid.

Mary is in charge of the poor, which means she has to kiss my a$$ (for once :laugh: ) for the check :wavey:

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[gldstwmn]

I'd let you be the designer -

Only if he can do my room in Miss Cleo. :blob2: :o

[gldstwmn]

Yo, this isn't an all gay guy administration, so you bitches better start recognizing right now....

That's right. I am queen, after all. :lol:

[irishgrl]

That's right. I am queen, after all. :lol:
and in the grand tradition:
LET THEM EAT CAKE! and after that?
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!


of course! how logical!

hey Queenie: do you need an advisor? a spy? someone who can get down and dirty and has no shame? (WELL! DONT LOOK AT ME!)

[dissention]

Only if he can do my room in Miss Cleo. :blob2: :o

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[gldstwmn]

and in the grand tradition:
LET THEM EAT CAKE! and after that?
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!


of course! how logical!

hey Queenie: do you need an advisor? a spy? someone who can get down and dirty and has no shame? (WELL! DONT LOOK AT ME!)

I will be a kind and giving queen. Until King Jason's money runs out, that is. :laugh:
We women will have our own little wing where we can hang out.

[irishgrl]

I will be a kind and giving queen. Until King Jason's money runs out, that is. :laugh:
We women will have our own little wing where we can hang out.
Then you better save me a seat with plenty of plush!

btw: it is YOUR job to extoll the virtues of plastic to dear old doddering King Jason. bless him, he's all alone due to the unfortunate lack of foresight by his predecessor........

[estranged4life]

Yo, this isn't an all gay guy administration, so you bitches better start recognizing right now....

Gay guys on the Ledge, Surely ya jest :eek:

Brian "I'm a Lesbian....I LOVE the women :nod: " j.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I'm never included in this stuff. I think everyone is bias towards my love for Street Angel, which excludes me from the club.

[gldstwmn]

I'm never included in this stuff. I think everyone is bias towards my love for Street Angel, which excludes me from the club.

Well, we don't have a physician yet so I am making you a Knight Of Hippocrates. (I don't know, I just made it up. :o )

[strandinthewind]

Gay guys on the Ledge, Surely ya jest :eek:

Brian "I'm a Lesbian....I LOVE the women :nod: " j.


Brian J. is the head of take no bull**** dept. In general, it applies to everyone. Also, he and I will once a week watch at least one live concert by Rush in the digital theatre. Once done with Rush, we can have a week long homage to Dimebag Darrel. The King LOVES him so hard rock.

[strandinthewind]

. . . We women will have our own little wing where we can hang out.

The Disco Bus where the music is what YOU wanna listen to :laugh:

BTW - the job comes with our own suite in The Towers and Jeffrey or Ronald to drive us around :cool:

[Wild_Heart03]

Well since we're now siblings, let the battle begin. :wavey: :p


Oooh, I'd pay to see that! :nod: Will there be hair-pulling and eyes scratched out?

[WelshWitchPMD]

I volunteer to be in charge of sweets and pastries! :p

[irishgrl]

Anybody for Court Jester? Anybody?

Personally I wanna double as the herbalist

[DavidMn]

Can I mop the floor? :p :rolleyes:

[irishgrl]

Can I mop the floor? :p :rolleyes:
the royal Janitor? What? no horse tending or gardening?
Release the Hounds!

[DavidMn]

the royal Janitor? What? no horse tending or gardening?
Release the Hounds!
Ok Ok. :laugh: Damn, I've missed alot fo fun on this so far. Actually I wouldnt mind being secratary of state since all of my queen friends say I'm so openminded and able to solve all the catfights that develop. :laugh:

[irishgrl]

Ok Ok. :laugh: Damn, I've missed alot fo fun on this so far. Actually I wouldnt mind being secratary of state since all of my queen friends say I'm so openminded and able to solve all the catfights that develop. :laugh:
Ah the royal advisor! Good for you :)

[DavidMn]

Ah the royal advisor! Good for you :)
Just PLEASE PLEASE dont put me in charge of the budget. U do that, and ledgie nation will be broke so fast, it would be like watching Miss Cleo's career fall into the crapper. :laugh: :p

[irishgrl]

Just PLEASE PLEASE dont put me in charge of the budget. U do that, and ledgie nation will be broke so fast, it would be like watching Miss Cleo's career fall into the crapper. :laugh: :p

Dear David:
go back and read the first few: I, as in ME, am in charge of the budget. I have to wear wax lips and a gas mask for all the butt kissing I have to do to help the poor because King Jason is too busy squandering tax dollars on CLOTHES for cripes sake when everyone knows the Emperor HAS NO CLOTHES! I think Queen Goldie has slipped some poppy juice into his ale...yez I do. Out doing unspeakable things on various landmarks, in full view of the peasants (who I paid to spy on him by the way :p )

[DavidMn]

Dear David:
go back and read the first few: I, as in ME, am in charge of the budget. I have to wear wax lips and a gas mask for all the butt kissing I have to do to help the poor because King Jason is too busy squandering tax dollars on CLOTHES for cripes sake when everyone knows the Emperor HAS NO CLOTHES! I think Queen Goldie has slipped some poppy juice into his ale...yez I do. Out doing unspeakable things on various landmarks, in full view of the peasants (who I paid to spy on him by the way :p )
Thank god for that. :nod: I love the political intuigue develpoing here. WHat fun :woohoo: