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bikerchic
08-29-2005, 03:50 PM
Okay ladies, Brazilian Wax. Who has? Who hasn't? I never have but am considering it. Tired of shaving. Do I do the full monty, or leave a tiny mohawk? I hear the result's can be very erotic and sensual. Is the pain worth it? Come on, speak up.
amber
08-29-2005, 04:14 PM
If I could afford it, I would have one. Leave a landing strip up front.
forgotten chimp
08-29-2005, 04:20 PM
Sorry ladies not my territory I know, but I think I am in the know here - get it done, leave a mohawk and have a glass of wine (or more) first. Course it hurts - ever heard of back, sack and crack?
GypsySorcerer
08-29-2005, 04:24 PM
I had it done once....OUCH! And this is coming from a person with a high tolerance for pain. But I liked it and would do it again if I weren't so chicken. :angel:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 04:24 PM
If I could afford it, I would have one. Leave a landing strip up front.
Ya, I think a tiny little landing strip is the sexiest.
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 04:27 PM
Sorry ladies not my territory I know, but I think I am in the know here - get it done, leave a mohawk and have a glass of wine (or more) first. Course it hurts - ever heard of back, sack and crack?
You know, I shouldn't have excluded the men. Your opinion is very important. Thank you. :xoxo:
mondaymornin1
08-29-2005, 04:31 PM
If I could afford it, I would have one. Leave a landing strip up front.
:nod: Me too. What she said.
It's gotta be better than trying one of the Sally Hansen waxing kits from the store.....I tried that last week....sonofabitch, that REALLY hurt. SKIN came off with the wax, not just hair. Looks like I've got a niiiiice hickey on my inner thigh. SEXAAAAAY! :o
forgotten chimp
08-29-2005, 04:33 PM
You know, I shouldn't have excluded the men. Your opinion is very important. Thank you. :xoxo:
aaaah bless you - never had a sack and crack meself, but have been afflicted with shoulder hair probs and have that regularly waxed. Several lady friends of mine have told me that it is worth the pain, which is fairly brief considering the relatively small (but sensitive) area that is being waxed
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 04:35 PM
:nod: Me too. What she said.
It's gotta be better than trying one of the Sally Hansen waxing kits from the store.....I tried that last week....sonofabitch, that REALLY hurt. SKIN came off with the wax, not just hair. Looks like I've got a niiiiice hickey on my inner thigh. SEXAAAAAY! :o
No.Way. I wondered if home waxing kits worked. Thank's for the head's up. Hope you heal!
mondaymornin1
08-29-2005, 04:41 PM
No.Way. I wondered if home waxing kits worked. Thank's for the head's up. Hope you heal!
:shrug: A friend of mine had good results from a home kit, so she said. Apparently I'm an idiot and didn't do it right...but how else could I have done it? Heat wax, apply wax, apply little paper thingy, rip off paper thingy along with wax (and part of leg and/or nether regions), and let out a blood-curdling scream.
amber
08-29-2005, 04:45 PM
:nod: Me too. What she said.
It's gotta be better than trying one of the Sally Hansen waxing kits from the store.....I tried that last week....sonofabitch, that REALLY hurt. SKIN came off with the wax, not just hair. Looks like I've got a niiiiice hickey on my inner thigh. SEXAAAAAY! :o
:shocked: :shocked: :lol:
Oh, man. Sorry.
I don't have a permanent BF, either (just one of those temporary stick on ones :laugh: ) but if I did I'd really get it done.
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 04:52 PM
:shocked: :shocked: :lol:
Oh, man. Sorry.
I don't have a permanent BF, either (just one of those temporary stick on ones :laugh: ) but if I did I'd really get it done.
Hubby's been away for two week's now, so I thought I might surprise him for when he gets back. Hubby -->:shocked:
amber
08-29-2005, 04:58 PM
Hubby's been away for two week's now, so I thought I might surprise him for when he gets back. Hubby -->:shocked:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D
mylittledemon
08-29-2005, 05:01 PM
I like it completely smooth, for dining out (gasp!). But I also like the rectangular mowhawk a lot too.
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 05:07 PM
But I also like the rectangular mowhawk a lot too.
Me too :nod:
GypsySorcerer
08-29-2005, 05:11 PM
I like it completely smooth, for dining out (gasp!). But I also like the rectangular mowhawk a lot too.
Um, well, if one is careful, a mowhawk shouldn't interfere with dining out. ;)
Stephanie
08-29-2005, 05:29 PM
had done once, very painful for 2 days afterward. And no underwear because it irritates!
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 05:34 PM
Um, well, if one is careful, a mowhawk shouldn't interfere with dining out. ;)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :nod:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 05:36 PM
had done once, very painful for 2 days afterward. And no underwear because it irritates!
I wonder if it's like child birth, worst.pain.ever. but then quickly forgotten?
amber
08-29-2005, 05:37 PM
I wonder if it's like child birth, worst.pain.ever. but then quickly forgotten?
And without the annoying baby!!! :D
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 05:44 PM
And without the annoying baby!!! :D
Good point! :laugh:
littlecricket2
08-29-2005, 05:50 PM
What about when it starts to grow back? Doesn't it itch like a mofo?!
skcin
08-29-2005, 05:57 PM
No way. No can do. I can barely tolerate getting my eyebrows waxed. Good luck with that. :laugh:
gldstwmn
08-29-2005, 06:42 PM
Okay ladies, Brazilian Wax. Who has? Who hasn't? I never have but am considering it. Tired of shaving. Do I do the full monty, or leave a tiny mohawk? I hear the result's can be very erotic and sensual. Is the pain worth it? Come on, speak up.
I had laser. It's permanent and there are no ingrowns. :)
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 06:50 PM
No way. No can do. I can barely tolerate getting my eyebrows waxed. Good luck with that. :laugh:
Oh come on, you big tough nurse :laugh: :wavey:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 06:52 PM
I had laser. It's permanent and there are no ingrowns. :)
Permanent, as in forever. Wow, what happens if the "bush" makes a come back? :laugh: Although that does sound good!
mylittledemon
08-29-2005, 06:53 PM
I had laser. It's permanent and there are no ingrowns. :)
damn, now that's hot.
mylittledemon
08-29-2005, 06:58 PM
Um, well, if one is careful, a mowhawk shouldn't interfere with dining out. ;)
Yeah but if you want the man "clean his the plate", then it's only fair that you completely "wash the dishes".
all the same
08-29-2005, 07:04 PM
I had laser. It's permanent and there are no ingrowns. :)
I've heard the results are great but you basically need heavy narcotics to tolerate the pain!
amber
08-29-2005, 07:05 PM
Permanent, as in forever. Wow, what happens if the "bush" makes a come back? :laugh: Although that does sound good!
My laser people said it could come back. Actually, they said it would, but less and less. I dunno, maybe they were trying to keep business...
WildInTheWind
08-29-2005, 07:06 PM
I would do it in a heartbeat if I had the money. I hate shaving. Especially shaving it all off! I don't do that all the time, but everyonce in awhile it's a nice little suprise for the BF. Regrowth is a bitch though! I tried the home waxing one and also had a bad experience. I couldn't get the wax off of my skin! I'm sure I probably did it wrong, but it still hurt like hell. I tried that foam hair remover, too. That irritated me so bad AND it didn't remove the hair. :mad:
WildInTheWind
08-29-2005, 07:09 PM
Yeah but if you want the man "clean his the plate", then it's only fair that you completely "wash the dishes".
Well my man will clean his plate bare OR hair :nod: ;)
mylittledemon
08-29-2005, 07:17 PM
Well my man will clean his plate bare OR hair :nod: ;)
haha...nice. Oh well, you take one for the home team on the unshaven days.
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 07:21 PM
ok...I bought that veet home waxing system..and let me say..OW MOTHER F*CKER OW MOTHER F*CKER OW!!!! OMG...I bruised...and welped*L* and I only got one side done. The plus side..(if there is one) is it DOES work...it was smooth as a baby's butt. I did the landing strip..well...ya know...one side-I don't know what you would call that *L* but the second time i did it..it WAS a little easier. Just took a rag and put it in my mouth so I didn't scare the dogs and the neighbors as I screamed bloody murder. yeah..it comes with this.."comfort spray" :distress: ooh..no*L* !!! huh uh....doesnt work. I think the worst part is...you have to pull it off yourself. Unless you can find some poor unfortunate soul that will rip it off for you. It says.."hold the skin taut with one hand and with the other hand, grip the bottom of the strip. In one swift and decisive movement, remove the strip against the growth of the hair" that's right ladies.....one swift and DECISIiVE movement..because if not...your gettin' half way thru and you're going the rest of your life with a waxing strip hanging off your leg...
WildInTheWind
08-29-2005, 07:23 PM
ok...I bought that veet home waxing system..and let me say..OW MOTHER F*CKER OW MOTHER F*CKER OW!!!! OMG...I bruised...and welped*L* and I only got one side done. The plus side..(if there is one) is it DOES work...it was smooth as a baby's butt. I did the landing strip..well...ya know...one side-I don't know what you would call that *L* but the second time i did it..it WAS a little easier. Just took a rag and put it in my mouth so I didn't scare the dogs and the neighbors as I screamed bloody murder. yeah..it comes with this.."comfort spray" :distress: ooh..no*L* !!! huh uh....doesnt work. I think the worst part is...you have to pull it off yourself. Unless you can find some poor unfortunate soul that will rip it off for you. It says.."hold the skin taut with one hand and with the other hand, grip the bottom of the strip. In one swift and decisive movement, remove the strip against the growth of the hair" that's right ladies.....one swift and DECISIiVE movement..because if not...your gettin' half way thru and you're going the rest of your life with a waxing strip hanging off your leg...
I used the Veet foam and it was pure hell!
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 07:24 PM
Well my man will clean his plate bare OR hair :nod: ;)
That's for sure! When a man has pussy on his mind, alittle hair ain't gunna stop him :laugh:
WildInTheWind
08-29-2005, 07:25 PM
haha...nice. Oh well, you take one for the home team on the unshaven days.
Well he takes an awful lot for the team then! :D It is very uncomfortable to shave it all off. So I'd say us women take one for the team when we DO shave it all :nod:
golddustwoman77
08-29-2005, 07:38 PM
:nod: Me too. What she said.
It's gotta be better than trying one of the Sally Hansen waxing kits from the store.....I tried that last week....sonofabitch, that REALLY hurt. SKIN came off with the wax, not just hair. Looks like I've got a niiiiice hickey on my inner thigh. SEXAAAAAY! :o
I had the same experience, and let me tell you, OMG!!!!!!!!!! Don't do that. If you are going to do it, you should have a professional do it. I was too modest to go have it done by someone, and look at what happened. :rolleyes: Also, don't shave it all off. It isn't totally as smooth as you think it would be.
strandinthewind
08-29-2005, 07:40 PM
Is this for yourself or for your partner? If the latter, why must women look (and feel, I guess) like pre-teen girls?
It is not just women - many men feel the need to shave as well - in my case, of course, it is so I can find it with the tweezers :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
dissention
08-29-2005, 07:43 PM
Is this for yourself or for your partner? If the latter, why must women look (and feel, I guess) like pre-teen girls?
I haven't dated any women who prefer to look as if they have a raccoon lodged between their legs.
GypsySorcerer
08-29-2005, 07:54 PM
ok...I bought that veet home waxing system..and let me say..OW MOTHER F*CKER OW MOTHER F*CKER OW!!!! OMG...I bruised...and welped*L* and I only got one side done. The plus side..(if there is one) is it DOES work...it was smooth as a baby's butt. I did the landing strip..well...ya know...one side-I don't know what you would call that *L* but the second time i did it..it WAS a little easier. Just took a rag and put it in my mouth so I didn't scare the dogs and the neighbors as I screamed bloody murder. yeah..it comes with this.."comfort spray" :distress: ooh..no*L* !!! huh uh....doesnt work. I think the worst part is...you have to pull it off yourself. Unless you can find some poor unfortunate soul that will rip it off for you. It says.."hold the skin taut with one hand and with the other hand, grip the bottom of the strip. In one swift and decisive movement, remove the strip against the growth of the hair" that's right ladies.....one swift and DECISIiVE movement..because if not...your gettin' half way thru and you're going the rest of your life with a waxing strip hanging off your leg...
I've done that too. I was purple for two days. :eek: :laugh:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 08:02 PM
Is this for yourself or for your partner?
Both.
If the latter, why must women look (and feel, I guess) like pre-teen girls?
I don't know why. There's something hot about it.
SteveMacD
08-29-2005, 08:12 PM
why must women look (and feel, I guess) like pre-teen girls?
OTOH, have you noticed that gay men also tend to be smooth, like pre-teen boys? Let's face it, men are sluts for the smooth! Since youth is considered sexy in almost all cultures, maybe there's some biological reason behind it.
sara1998
08-29-2005, 08:37 PM
This is by far one of the funniest threads I've read on here. I'm too much of a "puss" to wax. But if you shave, you had better keep it shaved. It really sucks when it comes back in. Nothing like 5 o'clock shadow on your....... :laugh:
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 09:05 PM
I personally don't like the whole 'bald' Thing on me. Tried it once and it totally freaked me out. I'm kinda like lux..I felt like a little kid or something *L* and this is totally weird talking about this with perfect strangers*L* but I guess that's what makes it perfect..anyway...I usually just do the landing strip...don't want little crazies sticking out of the undies...and then trim the rest real short....but still have something there..
and for the person that asked if after waxing does it bother you growing back?? I don't think it does...I haven't had ANY problems...but when shaving it drives me NUTS!!! *L*
AliceLover
08-29-2005, 09:10 PM
I haven't dated any women who prefer to look as if they have a raccoon lodged between their legs.
You date women??? :eek: :eek:
:xoxo:
strandinthewind
08-29-2005, 09:12 PM
You date women??? :eek: :eek:
:xoxo:
I think the problem is more along the line of one that will have him and not run on his approach ;) :wavey: ;)
dissention
08-29-2005, 09:13 PM
You date women??? :eek: :eek:
:xoxo:
I used to. Haven't in about eight months. :woohoo:
BTFLCHLD
08-29-2005, 09:26 PM
I used to. Haven't in about eight months. :woohoo: ever since the neighborboy...damn him for getting a grip on you! :o
reebokandlace
08-29-2005, 09:26 PM
ok...I bought that veet home waxing system..and let me say..OW MOTHER F*CKER OW MOTHER F*CKER OW!!!! OMG...I bruised...and welped*L* and I only got one side done. The plus side..(if there is one) is it DOES work...it was smooth as a baby's butt. I did the landing strip..well...ya know...one side-I don't know what you would call that *L* but the second time i did it..it WAS a little easier. Just took a rag and put it in my mouth so I didn't scare the dogs and the neighbors as I screamed bloody murder. yeah..it comes with this.."comfort spray" :distress: ooh..no*L* !!! huh uh....doesnt work. I think the worst part is...you have to pull it off yourself. Unless you can find some poor unfortunate soul that will rip it off for you. It says.."hold the skin taut with one hand and with the other hand, grip the bottom of the strip. In one swift and decisive movement, remove the strip against the growth of the hair" that's right ladies.....one swift and DECISIiVE movement..because if not...your gettin' half way thru and you're going the rest of your life with a waxing strip hanging off your leg...
:shocked: (Mental note to self ~~~> remember this story when standing in Walmart debating purchasing the Veet Home waxing system!!!) :shocked:
dissention
08-29-2005, 09:28 PM
ever since the neighborboy...damn him for getting a grip on you! :o
I couldn't help it, he's lovely in every way. :xoxo:
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 09:28 PM
O..k>.damn.>i read the "ledge rules" and ****..I've been trying to do the whole..."^^" thing when you post right after someone, but this is the third time this **** has happened...so forget it!! If I get a smack on the hand because I quote ppl too much..so be it*LOL*
(Mental note to self ~~~> remember this story when standing in Walmart debating purchasing the Veet Home waxing system!!!)
^^ Yes!! print it out if you have to and carry it w/ you at all times..
veet is the root of all evil....maybe I should post THIS in the "am I going to hell" thread *L*
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 09:31 PM
Hey, I'm not talking about this personally! Just observing the need for females to look like little girls.
Oh, I know...I thought you would think that's what I meant..but I meant....I agree with you....not that you had done it or anything....chachiiiilll sweetie!!! :xoxo:
reebokandlace
08-29-2005, 09:32 PM
^^ I won't need to print it out --lol---- I now have a permanent mental image of the horror of Veet! :eek:
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 09:34 PM
^^ I won't need to print it out --lol---- I now have a permanent mental image of the horror of Veet!
*LMAO* would you like the video footage just in case?? *L* j/j
BTFLCHLD
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
im on the edge of my seat :]
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 09:37 PM
^^ well..you wouldn't be had you just used the veet home waxing system*L* You'd be sitting on a doughnut ring for ppl with hemerrhoids*L*
reebokandlace
08-29-2005, 09:38 PM
OMG - that is the most detailed & frightening waxing experience I have ever heard....thank you for enlightening me.
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 09:39 PM
that was more of a joke...I didn't used the doughnut.. :]
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 09:40 PM
Oh but surely you could have guessed that I enjoy sticking my head down and examining my crotch? Particularly after a long, soothing bath.
well..no..I really didnt' guess that..but now that you mention it ;) *L* more power to ya!!
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 09:49 PM
'Cause that's what little girls look like?
Hey I never even thought of that, but if that's where your mind is at, that's your buisness.
Aisling
08-29-2005, 09:59 PM
ha ha, this thread is great! i am definitely a fan of the brazilian and i think the pain is totally worth it, but that is just my opinion. if you've never regularly waxed any part of your body at home before, then my advice is to get it done by a professional at a salon. they will be able to do it faster than yourself, minimzing the number of times you scream out in ungodly pain. the good thing is that it definitely hurts less with repeated waxings (whether that's because you get used to it, or you're killing nerve endings, i don't know. . .).
if you want to try doing it yourself, there's a wax that surgiwax makes just for brazilians. it sticks to the hair, not to the skin. i use it when i don't have money to go to the salon.
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 10:03 PM
ha ha, this thread is great! i am definitely a fan of the brazilian and i think the pain is totally worth it, but that is just my opinion. if you've never regularly waxed any part of your body at home before, then my advice is to get it done by a professional at a salon. they will be able to do it faster than yourself, minimzing the number of times you scream out in ungodly pain. the good thing is that it definitely hurts less with repeated waxings (whether that's because you get used to it, or you're killing nerve endings, i don't know. . .).
if you want to try doing it yourself, there's a wax that surgiwax makes just for brazilians. it sticks to the hair, not to the skin. i use it when i don't have money to go to the salon.
This is all very good advice. Has anyone heard of the "No Scream Cream"? It's suppose to numb you down there? I wonder if it works.
michelle2677
08-29-2005, 10:04 PM
The "no scream cream"??*LMAO* how appropriate...nope...can't say I've heard of it. woulda come in handy about a week ago tho *L*
Aisling
08-29-2005, 10:10 PM
This is all very good advice. Has anyone heard of the "No Scream Cream"? It's suppose to numb you down there? I wonder if it works.
nope, i've never heard of that . .i was looking on drugstore.com though, and apparently the surgiwax product i was talking about just incorporated some "numbing antiseptic" into their package. here's a link (http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=142181&catid=50625&trx=PLST-0-CAT&trxp1=50625&trxp2=142181&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-CAT) they never had that before! not sure if it works well, but i do know that this wax is 800 times better than the usual kind that you rip off with strips. now THAT is a form of archaic torture.
*edited to say that they apparently now have stencils too! :laugh:
macfanken
08-29-2005, 10:26 PM
This thread is making me horny!!
Not really. :lol:
Livia
08-29-2005, 10:41 PM
I have to jump in on this thread - :laugh: TMI? Hey, Bikechic started it! :laugh:
I've never had a wax - and for me personally, I don't like the totally bald thing cuz I think it makes the popo look like chicken skin - but every once in awhile, especially in the summer, I'll go all bare...
The landing strip - Well, being a Jewish girl, I can't tolerate the Hitler moustache landing strip, so I go for more of a triangle mohawk thing...
As for tips on shaving and maintaining: Maybe some of you already know, or maybe this will help: If you loofah that area often, especially before shaving, it will help w/ those pesky ingrown hairs. I always use a brand new razor and shaving cream (never soap) and as soon as I get out of the shower, I apply my eye gel "down there." It's got aloe vera in it and it's very soothing. I then put vitamin E oil on top of that.
That surgiwax, stencil kit sounds interesting! :D
Edit: Remember when Samantha on Sex and the City grew hers out because her bf "liked a full bush?" LOL And then she tried to dye it cuz she found a gray pube and it came out bright red. She was mortified, and showed it to Carrie, "I'm Bozo the Bush!" :laugh:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 10:45 PM
nope, i've never heard of that . .i was looking on drugstore.com though, and apparently the surgiwax product i was talking about just incorporated some "numbing antiseptic" into their package. here's a link (http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=142181&catid=50625&trx=PLST-0-CAT&trxp1=50625&trxp2=142181&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-CAT) they never had that before! not sure if it works well, but i do know that this wax is 800 times better than the usual kind that you rip off with strips. now THAT is a form of archaic torture.
*edited to say that they apparently now have stencils too! :laugh:
That sounds like the cream. More and more I think I'm leaning towards getting it done professionally. I would hate to go through all that hassle and pain and then miss a hair. :shocked:
Livia
08-29-2005, 10:51 PM
That sounds like the cream. More and more I think I'm leaning towards getting it done professionally. I would hate to go through all that hassle and pain and then miss a hair. :shocked:
I would go w/ a pro. Jeez- some of the positions I get myself in w/ the hand mirror, to make sure I haven't missed a spot! NOT pretty! :laugh:
Dreammms
08-29-2005, 10:55 PM
I keep mine smooth because I like how it feels not because I want to be a like a "little" girl. I just feel cleaner and less itchy without the hair.
I also would never ever use a maxi pad. Only a tampon. I find maxi pads gross IMO.
I know TMI.
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 10:55 PM
Edit: Remember when Samantha on Sex and the City grew hers out because her bf "liked a full bush?" LOL And then she tried to dye it and it came out bright red. She was mortified, and showed it to Carrie, "I'm Bozo the Bush!" :laugh:
That was hilarious! I love Samantha. I miss that show.
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 10:56 PM
Okay. :shocked: I quit looking at this thread and then it got to the point where I'm not sure if I can look at it. :laugh:
Some questions...Are y'all referring to legs at all or mainly...there? And if you're referring to the latter, do I want to offer my input or share personal stories/trauma? :shocked:
Also, why is it that the Veet commercials make it look like a tamer version of Nair or something? From watching the commercials, I always assume that stuff doesn't do squat. I don't think Nair is always a guarantee, either.
As for the waxing, I have never tried that on any part of my body. It really scares me. I've heard horror stories, and now I have some from this board to add to my mental list.
Also, Josh, that comment about girls not wanting to have racoons between their legs truly grossed me out. Thank you. That being said, when I look at a magazine like Playboy, I am NOT turned on by those women who look like they just started growing pubic hair. That does nothing for me. As Lux said, they look like they're twelve or something. I was about twelve the first time I saw Playboy, actually. My brother had quite a collection of magazines. I remember being thorughly confused when looking at the pictures. I actually said to my brother, "These women aren't as developed as I am." He grabbed the magazine out of my hand and exclaimed, "They certainly are more developed than you are! You don't understand!" But at the time, it never occurred to me that people would shave that. :shrug:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 10:57 PM
I would go w/ a pro. Jeez- some of the positions I get myself in w/ the hand mirror, to make sure I haven't missed a spot! NOT pretty! :laugh:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 10:58 PM
I also would never ever use a maxi pad. Only a tampon. I find maxi pads gross IMO.Oh no. Next we'll have a thread all about that and all the guys will be screaming and running. :laugh:
dissention
08-29-2005, 10:59 PM
Oh no. Next we'll have a thread all about that and all the guys will be screaming and running. :laugh:
I'm already gone, ladies. :wavey:
strandinthewind
08-29-2005, 11:00 PM
I'm already gone, ladies. :wavey:
NO ****TTE
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dreammms
08-29-2005, 11:01 PM
Oh no. Next we'll have a thread all about that and all the guys will be screaming and running. :laugh:
:lol: :lol: well the thread is called FOR GIRL'S ONLY.. but yeah if I was a guy I would peek :wavey:
LongBlackScarf
08-29-2005, 11:03 PM
LOL! I guess one of my first posts here has to be about how I "maintain my south of the border landscaping." :D I shave. I never have Pamela Anderson bumps either. I prefer to be almost 100% free of pubes. It's just cleaner. No "Mrs. Winterbush" for me. :p
GypsySorcerer
08-29-2005, 11:05 PM
LOL! I guess one of my first posts here has to be about how I "maintain my south of the border landscaping." :D I shave. I never have Pamela Anderson bumps either. I prefer to be almost 100% free of pubes. It's just cleaner. No "Mrs. Winterbush" for me. :p
:laugh: I always noticed the Pamela Anderson bumps. I don't get the bumps, either.
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 11:05 PM
And all the Lux's.And I can't blame them. :laugh:
But I really do wish someone would explain to me why it's so much more attractive to be twelve again. More comfortable, yes, but worth the pain and suffering and bumps and all? I don't think so. Unless I'm going swimming. Okay, that is too much. Y'all please don't make me confess any more. :laugh:
Dreammms
08-29-2005, 11:06 PM
:laugh: I always noticed the Pamela Anderson bumps. I don't get the bumps, either.
i never get bumps :thumbsup:
Livia
08-29-2005, 11:06 PM
LOL! I guess one of my first posts here has to be about how I "maintain my south of the border landscaping." :D I shave. I never have Pamela Anderson bumps either. I prefer to be almost 100% free of pubes. It's just cleaner. No "Mrs. Winterbush" for me. :p
Welcome to the Ledge! LOL Well, since we're being so open, have any shaving tips to share? Another one I failed to mention - those Queer Eye boys are correct - shave in the direction of the growth, not against it. :thumbsup:
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 11:06 PM
I don't get the bumps, either.Damn! Why can't I be like that? Just for the sake of the days when I go swimming? Maybe? It seems like a small thing to ask for.
strandinthewind
08-29-2005, 11:07 PM
And I can't blame them. :laugh:
But I really do wish someone would explain to me why it's so much more attractive to be twelve again. More comfortable, yes, but worth the pain and suffering and bumps and all? I don't think so. Unless I'm going swimming. Okay, that is too much. Y'all please don't make me confess any more. :laugh:
Well, it is not to look as if you are 12, it is usually done from a personal hygene perspective. Also, it is sexy to some to have the genetalia more apparent. But, few shave it all off a la a 12 year old.
ontheEdgeof17
08-29-2005, 11:08 PM
Damn! Why can't I be like that? Just for the sake of the days when I go swimming? Maybe? It seems like a small thing to ask for.
If it is just a random shave here and there, it will bump. The more you shave, the more the skin gets used to it.
Dreammms
08-29-2005, 11:08 PM
But I really do wish someone would explain to me why it's so much more attractive to be twelve again. More comfortable, yes, but worth the pain and suffering and bumps and all? I don't think so. Unless I'm going swimming. Okay, that is too much. Y'all please don't make me confess any more. :laugh:
Honestly, I don't do it to be attractive. I just like how it feels. Cleaner and less itchy. It doesn't cause me any pain or discomfort.
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 11:09 PM
Well, it is not to look as if you are 12, it is usually done from a personal hygene perspective. Also, it is sexy to some to have the genetalia more apparent. But, few shave it all off a la a 12 year old.Well, IMO, when you shave a lot of it off, (not necessarily all) you still look like someone whose pubic hair is just starting to grow in. That's how I can't help but look at it, anyway. I can understand the genitalia thing, though. Also, there's the swimsuit thing, and I don't know how else to get around that. I don't know what the hygiene issue is, though. I don't see that as a problem. But I'm sure that if I say any more about that then I will be sharing something else I ought not share, so let me stop that sentence there. :laugh:
GypsySorcerer
08-29-2005, 11:10 PM
If it is just a random shave here and there, it will bump. The more you shave, the more the skin gets used to it.
Yep, that's it. And use lots of aloe.
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 11:10 PM
If it is just a random shave here and there, it will bump. The more you shave, the more the skin gets used to it.OMG. See what happens when I share stuff? I get responses like this? :laugh::lol::laugh: Can we never speak of this thread again whenever it goes down to the bottom of the page and eventually off of it? :laugh:
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 11:12 PM
Honestly, I don't do it to be attractive. I just like how it feels. Cleaner and less itchy. It doesn't cause me any pain or discomfort.I can see that. I mean, I'm not here to sound like I'm telling people not to do it anyway! :laugh: That's not how I mean to come off. I'm talking about what I find attractive on women and all, and you gals are all straight anyway. :p But I can understand the whole itch factor and all.
ontheEdgeof17
08-29-2005, 11:12 PM
OMG. See what happens when I share stuff? I get responses like this? :laugh::lol::laugh: Can we never speak of this thread again whenever it goes down to the bottom of the page and eventually off of it? :laugh:
Those who shave together, stay together.
GypsySorcerer
08-29-2005, 11:12 PM
OMG. See what happens when I share stuff? I get responses like this? :laugh::lol::laugh: Can we never speak of this thread again whenever it goes down to the bottom of the page and eventually off of it? :laugh:
No! We're going to bump it every day! (pun intended) :)
strandinthewind
08-29-2005, 11:13 PM
Those who shave together, stay together.
We should have had a shaving party in Vegas :eek:
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 11:13 PM
Those who shave together, stay together.:lol::lol:
No! We're going to bump it every day! (pun intended) :):lol::lol: :eek::lol:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 11:14 PM
I'm already gone, ladies. :wavey:
Oh don't leave boy's. Your input is alway's appreciated. :wavey:
strandinthewind
08-29-2005, 11:16 PM
Oh don't leave boy's. Your input is alway's appreciated. :wavey:
Well, considering a certain Ledgie, who shall remain nameless, dispatched me once to buy Febreze and pads for her :eek: I almost DIED in that store. I waited until just about no one was around and bolted to the counter cash in hand :laugh: NEVER do that to men - it horrifies us :laugh:
estranged4life
08-29-2005, 11:16 PM
for thread of the month for August 2005...Now I wonder if I should shave my goatee off (Off my face ya perv-tards, not my crotch??)?
ontheEdgeof17
08-29-2005, 11:17 PM
How about Christine and Stevie?
Livia
08-29-2005, 11:17 PM
Now I wonder if I should shave my goatee off (Off my face ya perv-tards, not my crotch??)?
You mean your chin pubes? Yes! Goatees are out, imo.
Great Stewy pic, btw. :nod:
strandinthewind
08-29-2005, 11:17 PM
This thread is way too gross for me but I'm still wondering that, always wondering that. I know guys often prefer younger women but I'm thinking along the lines of 20 year olds, not 10 year olds. And then often what women find comfortable and attractive for themselves is just what society finds attractive being ingrained and reflected in them. Anyway, I'll always be waiting around for an answer.
But, many men shave too - so the same reasoning could apply to both or even somewhat negate the analogy to youthful desire :shrug:
LongBlackScarf
08-29-2005, 11:17 PM
Welcome to the Ledge!
Oh thank you. :) I expect down the road when I actually begin talking about Fleetwood Mac, my favorite band, on the other boards, everyone will be remembering my first posts about shaving off my snatch hair! HAH!!! :lol: :rolleyes:
LOL Well, since we're being so open, have any shaving tips to share?
Well I often shave while lying down, with a towel under my southern hemisphere. And I tend to use NO shaving cream or anything. Just a dry shave, gently, with a sharp new BIC sensitive skin MEN'S razor. I always shave from the bottom up. I never have any problems. Just take care not to shave too close or you'll be walking like John Wayne for a week or so.
*slinks off to die in shame*
:laugh:
GateandGarden
08-29-2005, 11:19 PM
How about Christine and Stevie?Oh lord. Time for me to go to bed. :laugh:
estranged4life
08-29-2005, 11:21 PM
Well, considering a certain Ledgie, who shall remain nameless, dispatched me once to buy Febreze and pads for her :eek: I almost DIED in that store. I waited until just about no one was around and bolted to the counter cash in hand :laugh: NEVER do that to men - it horrifies us :laugh:
the week I was at home during my Mom's death, There was one humorous moment when my older brother had to be pads for his wife, So instead of being embarrassed he decided to let his son/my nephew hold 'em until we got to the checkout line...Where he proceeded to show the cashier "the 'box' with something cool inside that his dad was buying" (His own words :lol: )
Dreammms
08-29-2005, 11:21 PM
Damn! Why can't I be like that? Just for the sake of the days when I go swimming? Maybe? It seems like a small thing to ask for.
When I shave I use...
http://www.neutrogena.com/images/Pd/Pd_00076_00_lg.jpg
And after I shave I use...
http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/83121/300.jpg
They both work for me.
GardenStateGirlie
08-29-2005, 11:24 PM
It's a fad.
I can tell you from working where I have for nearly two years, brazilian waxing? Something I would never get done. Let me enlighten you all. Firstly, if you have it done in a spa, the cost is ridiculous. $68 to be dipped in hot wax, only to have the hair grow back shortly thereafter? Dumb. Secondly, if you think you can't get ingrown hairs from having a brazilian, I assure you, you can (using witch hazel may help but grab a towel and put it in your mouth because it's going to burn big time).
Everyone's rate of hair growth differs so what could take two or three weeks to grow in for someone may only take a week or less for someone else. Also, just an FYI for the weary -- you go into the room, change into your robe and are greeted by your esthetician at which point you climb onto a table and lift your legs. After that, you straddle on all fours and they wax the back portion of you. Yes kids, that's right. Brazilian means everything including that area as well.
Also, as far as sanitation is concerned -- they use a wax pot -- and that same wax pot is used for EVERYONE. That means the stick keeps getting dipped and although they change sticks with each person, think of how many times a stick is dipped in when your waxed and multiply that by the 30 people these estheticians can fit in in a day.
I can also tell you that a large majority of the women who are estheticians at my former place of employment do not get brazilian waxes themselves and will tell you that generally, they're no good. Hair is there for a reason. Shaving is one thing taking it all off with wax? quite another.
Also, please don't go into a salon/spa with your "friend" and get waxed. I have stories that would make you puke. Also, don't tell me about how you're nine months pregnant and you want a brazilian wax because nine months ago is when you had your first and your husband loved it. Thanks.
estranged4life
08-29-2005, 11:28 PM
Goatees are out, imo.
my goatee is only there to hide the ugly :thumbsup:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 11:28 PM
This thread is way too gross for me but I'm still wondering that, always wondering that. I know guys often prefer younger women but I'm thinking along the lines of 20 year olds, not 10 year olds. And then often what women find comfortable and attractive for themselves is just what society finds attractive being ingrained and reflected in them. Anyway, I'll always be waiting around for an answer.
You have to get this 10 year old thing out of your head. It has nothing to do with that. Do flat chested women remind you of little girl's too? I'm not trying to be smart, I'm just trying to figure out where your coming from? :wavey:
LongBlackScarf
08-29-2005, 11:28 PM
they use a wax pot -- and that same wax pot is used for EVERYONE. That means the stick keeps getting dipped and although they change sticks with each person, think of how many times a stick is dipped in when your waxed and multiply that by the 30 people these estheticians can fit in in a day.
:eek: Allllllllll righty then!! Glad I shaves me my own kitty! :laugh:
ShangriLaTroubl
08-29-2005, 11:33 PM
i say shave em...who needs it...just gets in the way.
It has nothing to do with liking 10 yr olds, some people just arent fans of hair...especially in sexual places
Chris
gldstwmn
08-29-2005, 11:34 PM
Permanent, as in forever. Wow, what happens if the "bush" makes a come back? :laugh: Although that does sound good!
The areas that I had treated have experienced minimal regrowth. I had it done about 5 years ago. For the most part there has been no regrowth at all. If it were to grow back, I would just go back for more treatments. They have that cool pulse laser thing now. The girl next to me was getting her arm pits done. :shocked: The nurse also told me about a guy that had his back done.
gldstwmn
08-29-2005, 11:36 PM
I've heard the results are great but you basically need heavy narcotics to tolerate the pain!
I had a great nurse. I didn't even use numbing cream. :shocked: But I would if I did it again. :)
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 11:37 PM
Now I wonder if I should shave my goatee off (Off my face ya perv-tards, not my crotch??)?
No, leave your goatee on. I love them, especially with a bald head. As long as they are trimmed and well kept. :D
gldstwmn
08-29-2005, 11:38 PM
I haven't dated any women who prefer to look as if they have a raccoon lodged between their legs.
:laugh: Leave it to you to break it right down.
amber
08-29-2005, 11:39 PM
The whole attractive image is of females who look about 12, it's just another factor in that. Why must I get it out of my head? I thought it was just known.....? I'm not saying why you personally do it but often times I wonder if it weren't so taboo if guys would just openly perve on 12 year olds. It all doesn't help to disprove what I was told about matured qualities being less attractive.
Probably, since until the last few centuries, nearly every culture in the world married the daughter off right after, or within a year or two of her getting her period. :shrug: We're "civilized" now, though. Okay, mormons excluded, they may still do that.... :laugh:
gldstwmn
08-29-2005, 11:44 PM
That sounds like the cream. More and more I think I'm leaning towards getting it done professionally. I would hate to go through all that hassle and pain and then miss a hair. :shocked:
Whatever you do, don't do it yourself.
GardenStateGirlie
08-29-2005, 11:46 PM
I wonder if it weren't so taboo if guys would just openly perve on 12 year olds.
I don't know how 12 year olds look in Australia but here, many look far more mature than 12 and men do openly perve. Then again, i'd never allow my hypothetical twelve year old daughter to walk around with her ass hanging out of her skirt, etc.
gldstwmn
08-29-2005, 11:46 PM
Damn! Why can't I be like that? Just for the sake of the days when I go swimming? Maybe? It seems like a small thing to ask for.
There's a product called Tend Skin that works great for ingrowns.
gldstwmn
08-29-2005, 11:49 PM
Well, considering a certain Ledgie, who shall remain nameless, dispatched me once to buy Febreze and pads for her :eek: I almost DIED in that store. I waited until just about no one was around and bolted to the counter cash in hand :laugh: NEVER do that to men - it horrifies us :laugh:
The box was for my camera. :laugh: I love you for that. :xoxo:
bikerchic
08-29-2005, 11:53 PM
Why must I get it out of my head? I thought it was just known.....?
I've never associated the two :shrug: but that's just me.
estranged4life
08-29-2005, 11:58 PM
No, leave your goatee on. I love them, especially with a bald head. As long as they are trimmed and well kept. :D
just shaved it completely off, Kinda got tired off it anyways (Even though I kept it well trimmed...Just wanted to look different for a bit and show people my ugliness that is my face :lol: )
amber
08-29-2005, 11:58 PM
Probably, since until the last few centuries, nearly every culture in the world married the daughter off right after, or within a year or two of her getting her period. :shrug: We're "civilized" now, though. Okay, mormons excluded, they may still do that.... :laugh:
It's probably just biological. :) Child bearing age and all that.
amber
08-29-2005, 11:59 PM
just shaved it completely off, Kinda got tired off it anyways (Even though I kept it well trimmed...Just wanted to look different for a bit and show people my ugliness that is my face :lol: )
speaking of that, by the way, someone's face scratched me (there) a little while back.... :mad:
GardenStateGirlie
08-30-2005, 12:02 AM
After I posted that I realised that it wasn't such a ridiculous concept at all and in fact I see that often. And now I'm depressed.
No, it isn't unfortunately. I don't know what's worse -- the parents allowing their twelve year olds to act and dress as they're twenty or for the guys to be falling all over them.
amber
08-30-2005, 12:04 AM
Child bearing age is about 11? But that's a child. Self bearing age?
well, it looks like most societies have come to realize that. But for bazillions of years, I guess it was something that worked fairly well... :shrug: Also, a good percentage of girls used to get "it" later than we do nowadays...I don't think age fourteen, fifteen, was uncommon at all.
strandinthewind
08-30-2005, 12:24 AM
The box was for my camera. :laugh: I love you for that. :xoxo:
Didn't I have like three margaritas at lunch before then :laugh:
Jessica Leigh
08-30-2005, 02:41 AM
Is this for yourself or for your partner? If the latter, why must women look (and feel, I guess) like pre-teen girls?
it baffles me too. i've never been interested in going totally bald but after some pressuring from a BF and my own curiousness taking over, i tried it, and HATED it. i felt like a little kid and thought it was totally a disgusting sight on a grown woman. but it seems that almost everyone i know is into it. yuck. gotta keep some hair.
tynan88
08-30-2005, 04:43 AM
The fact is that our society has moved away to older girls being looked on...in a way I don't see why it is seen as so disgusting given it was the norm for so many years, lets face it...it is a biological thing.
Now I am young so maybe I see it differently and yer you may look twice if you see a huge guy with a beard hooking up with a chick with no tits...I mean even at my age I would never go for a girl that young only because of emotional understanding and capacity, but biologically I just don't get the sickness really.
(Sorry if that made no sense...very tired at the moment :( )
ok...I bought that veet home waxing system..and let me say..OW MOTHER F*CKER OW MOTHER F*CKER OW!!!! OMG...I bruised...and welped*L* and I only got one side done. The plus side..(if there is one) is it DOES work...it was smooth as a baby's butt. I did the landing strip..well...ya know...one side-I don't know what you would call that *L* but the second time i did it..it WAS a little easier. Just took a rag and put it in my mouth so I didn't scare the dogs and the neighbors as I screamed bloody murder. yeah..it comes with this.."comfort spray" :distress: ooh..no*L* !!! huh uh....doesnt work. I think the worst part is...you have to pull it off yourself. Unless you can find some poor unfortunate soul that will rip it off for you. It says.."hold the skin taut with one hand and with the other hand, grip the bottom of the strip. In one swift and decisive movement, remove the strip against the growth of the hair" that's right ladies.....one swift and DECISIiVE movement..because if not...your gettin' half way thru and you're going the rest of your life with a waxing strip hanging off your leg...
How do you get all the obscure ones that are in those...sort of..."hidden places"? I'm a shaver myself. It's easier, much less painful and with a sharp blade it can be done just as smoothly.
:woohoo:
the week I was at home during my Mom's death, There was one humorous moment when my older brother had to be pads for his wife, So instead of being embarrassed he decided to let his son/my nephew hold 'em until we got to the checkout line...Where he proceeded to show the cashier "the 'box' with something cool inside that his dad was buying" (His own words :lol: )
That would really suck to have to be someone's pad. Poor guy.. :eek:
Jessica Leigh
08-30-2005, 05:27 AM
That would really suck to have to be someone's pad. Poor guy.. :eek:
to BE someone's pad. yeah that would suck. ew gross
to BE someone's pad. yeah that would suck. ew gross
Well, it could be worse-- you could wish to be someone's tampon but then you'd be the future King of England. :shocked:
tynan88
08-30-2005, 05:47 AM
Yes but they used to burn witches so is that a biological thing too? I know you're a very rational kind of person Tynan but this one I think is way off and of course I don't mean to imply that you're at all similar but that is the kind of defence that paedophiles use.
Yer I spose you are right on this...I just find paedophiles unbelievable...I am 17 so I don't get it really, but I mean we are only a very new part of history with our culture at the moment so we are still really learning and moulding our standards I think.
I get your point about the Witches as well :lol:
Well, it could be worse-- you could wish to be someone's tampon but then you'd be the future King of England.
OMG That made me laugh :lol:
GODDESS6
08-30-2005, 06:33 AM
been reading this since yesterday not sure how to respond~ hubby has asked me to do it several times, "just once" :lol: , we did it together, well i mean on me, not him, was interesting to say the least, painful?...VERY & i gave birth w/ no drugs (not by choice, i just went that fast), i didn't mind it tho, would i keep it all the time?, no, but for an adventure, it was great~ 19 yrs of faithful marriage, gotta keep it interesting & hot :p ~
SuzeQuze
08-30-2005, 08:36 AM
Yes but they used to burn witches so is that a biological thing too? I know you're a very rational kind of person Tynan but this one I think is way off and of course I don't mean to imply that you're at all similar but that is the kind of defence that paedophiles use.
I can't speak for him but I would venture to guess that he will feel differently when he is older, especially if he is ever blessed with a daughter, and she is twelve. :shocked:
I would never ever have a Brazilian or any bikini wax. Shaving isn't really a big deal and I am lucky because I never get any bumps or ingrowns. Also, Venus razor all the way, those things are a marvel of modern engineering. :laugh: Seriously, you would have to try to cut yourself with one.
bikerchic
08-30-2005, 08:42 AM
This is so interesting. How differently we gals feel about waxing down south. It seems maybe about 50/50. Just when I read one post for, the next post is against. Now, I'm really confused :confused: :laugh:
SuzeQuze
08-30-2005, 08:51 AM
This is so interesting. How differently we gals feel about waxing down south. It seems maybe about 50/50. Just when I read one post for, the next post is against. Now, I'm really confused :confused: :laugh:
Have you ever tried Nair or any other depilitory? I used to use them but I just hate waiting around with that stuff all over my legs. I never tried it on the bikini area though. But it is just as good as waxing in terms of how long it takes for the hair to grow back because it removes it down to the root, but without the pain!
SuzeQuze
08-30-2005, 09:02 AM
If his other posts are anything to go by, I'm not worried about him in particular. But just speaking generally, they don't always feel that way.
I know, I used to work at Sears for a man who was like this and I seriously almost vomitted one day after watching him leer at a pre-teen girl. Ew.
bikerchic
08-30-2005, 09:14 AM
Have you ever tried Nair or any other depilitory? I used to use them but I just hate waiting around with that stuff all over my legs. I never tried it on the bikini area though. But it is just as good as waxing in terms of how long it takes for the hair to grow back because it removes it down to the root, but without the pain!
No, I've only ever shaved that area. The directions for those waxing creams always scare me when they say DON'T get the cream directly on the genital area. :(
SuzeQuze
08-30-2005, 09:49 AM
No, I've only ever shaved that area. The directions for those waxing creams always scare me when they say DON'T get the cream directly on the genital area. :(
That is just because the skin is more sensitive to irritation. If you get it on there just wipe it off.
Alternatively, pluck it! :laugh:
lagringader&r
08-30-2005, 03:59 PM
Between this and the Stevie's men thread, gawd, FINALLY something to talk about. I shave. All of it. Every day. It's for my comfort and it's something I'm used to now. It's also great for the guy, as MyLittleDemon pointed out. ALSO and a BIG added bonus..mindblowing orgasms. No hair in the way of anything. Also, it feels more hygenic and there's no odor ever.
As for the guys checking out 12 year olds, yep. When I was 12, I looked 20 and older guys were always hitting on me. 20s, 30s and yep, looking back, it was sick. In their defense, they thought I was older. But let's face it, when a 12 year old opens her mouth to talk, you know she's 12.
bikerchic
08-30-2005, 04:20 PM
ALSO and a BIG added bonus..mindblowing orgasms. No hair in the way of anything.
:nod: That's what I've heard. That combined with my orgasm enhancing cream, I should be all set! :thumbsup:
lagringader&r
08-30-2005, 04:23 PM
:nod: That's what I've heard. That combined with my orgasm enhancing cream, I should be all set! :thumbsup:
Oh good gawd. Soundproof the room and bolt down the bedpost. You're in for a bumpy ride.
WildInTheWind
08-30-2005, 07:32 PM
:nod: That's what I've heard. That combined with my orgasm enhancing cream, I should be all set! :thumbsup:
Is it that cream you buy at the store? I have heard bad stuff about that. That it burns like hell. Have you tried it? I am interested in whether or not it works. My birth control pills have somewhat destroyed my normally orgasmic self. :rolleyes:
WildInTheWind
08-30-2005, 07:36 PM
Between this and the Stevie's men thread, gawd, FINALLY something to talk about. .
It's kinda nice isn't it? Strange that I feel more comfortable discussing my personal life with complete strangers more than people I physically know. Maybe I just need more girlfriends who aren't family members!
sara1998
08-30-2005, 08:49 PM
Well, considering a certain Ledgie, who shall remain nameless, dispatched me once to buy Febreze and pads for her :eek: I almost DIED in that store. I waited until just about no one was around and bolted to the counter cash in hand :laugh: NEVER do that to men - it horrifies us :laugh:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :lol:
bikerchic
08-30-2005, 08:52 PM
Is it that cream you buy at the store? I have heard bad stuff about that. That it burns like hell. Have you tried it? I am interested in whether or not it works. My birth control pills have somewhat destroyed my normally orgasmic self. :rolleyes:
No, I bought it at a Fantasia Party (home sex party or as we call them here F**kerwear Parties). It's called Jardin "Secret" Garden, female orgasm enhancing cream, here's their website, http://shunga.com/pages/en_home.asp?ctry=1 I think it works but I was already doing pretty good in that department :laugh: I also bought the raspberry flavoured "Sweet & Blow" gel, hubby really likes that :nod:
strandinthewind
08-30-2005, 08:53 PM
No, I bought it at a Fantasia Party (home sex party or as we call them here F**kerwear Parties). It's called Jardin "Secret" Garden, female orgasm enhancing cream, here's their website, http://shunga.com/pages/en_home.asp?ctry=1 I think it works but I was already doing pretty good in that department :laugh: I also bought the raspberry flavoured "Sweet & Blow" gel, hubby really likes that :nod:
I find Hagan Dazs eaten alone does the same thing :cool:
bikerchic
08-30-2005, 09:00 PM
I find Hagan Dazs eaten alone does the same thing :cool:
Yes, but that's fattening :laugh: :p
DrummerDeanna
08-30-2005, 09:42 PM
What an eye opening thread....
SteveMacD
08-30-2005, 09:55 PM
Yes but they used to burn witches so is that a biological thing too?
How would that have been biological? I guess I missed something. :shrug:
In any event, it IS a biological thing. Why have women found ways to cover up and lie about their age for centuries? Why have men left their wives of 40 years for a twenty something? Because young women are seen as being able to produce more children than older women. There is a finite amount of eggs a woman can produce. That's why in some of the older cultures Amber was referring to they sold off a young daughter. Even if they weren't yet physically able to have kids, the buyer knew they would soon be ready. On that same note, when do women tend to dress their sexiest? When they're ovulating, thus most likely to get preggers.
But, hey, it works both ways. If a woman had to choose between a janitor who looked like Chris Farley or a janitor who looked like Brad Pitt, she'd probably go for the guy who looked like Brad Pitt. He is the stronger, healthier of the two. Now, if you had to choose between the janitor who looks like Brad Pitt and Bill Gates, Bill Gates would probably win because women know he could provide endless security.
I hate to burst anybody's bubble, here, but we ARE animals, too. As such, we too have animal instincts.
Dreammms
08-30-2005, 09:57 PM
No, I bought it at a Fantasia Party (home sex party or as we call them here F**kerwear Parties). It's called Jardin "Secret" Garden, female orgasm enhancing cream, here's their website, http://shunga.com/pages/en_home.asp?ctry=1 I think it works but I was already doing pretty good in that department :laugh: I also bought the raspberry flavoured "Sweet & Blow" gel, hubby really likes that :nod:
thanks for the link...i am going to order some of that now ;)
bikerchic
08-30-2005, 10:06 PM
thanks for the link...i am going to order some of that now ;)
I recommend this too, shower or bath in it first, it makes your whole body tingle and wakes up all your sense's http://shunga.com/pages/en_shunga_products_det.asp?ctry=1&nom=31
WildInTheWind
08-30-2005, 10:44 PM
No, I bought it at a Fantasia Party (home sex party or as we call them here F**kerwear Parties). It's called Jardin "Secret" Garden, female orgasm enhancing cream, here's their website, http://shunga.com/pages/en_home.asp?ctry=1 I think it works but I was already doing pretty good in that department :laugh: I also bought the raspberry flavoured "Sweet & Blow" gel, hubby really likes that :nod:
Why thank you! I've always wondered if that kind of stuff worked. Most people say it doesn't, but like I said it's stuff you can buy at Walgreens they are talking about. I'm going to have to check out this website. ;)
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