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dissention
08-29-2005, 01:36 PM
...and making gay porn.

http://socialitelife.com/images/maxwrightforpresident8ew-tm.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek:

amber
08-29-2005, 01:38 PM
I can't read anything.... :confused: I didn't like Alf, but I love a good has-been scandal...

Neal
08-29-2005, 01:39 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning...

ryan8472
08-29-2005, 01:39 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:

dissention
08-29-2005, 01:42 PM
I can't read anything.... :confused: I didn't like Alf, but I love a good has-been scandal...

"Mild-mannered 'ALF' star Max Wright has been caught on-camera smoking crack and making gay pornography!

"In some of the most shocking celebrity news photos ever obtained by THE ENQUIRER, scenes from a porn video show Max with two naked men, inhaling crack from a makeshift pipe, and fondling the men and then having sex with each other.

"Shocking home video photos show Max Wright sitting on a couch and smoking crack from an aluminum beer can.

"Max then passes the makeshift crackpipe to his gay partner and the two then exchange the smoke for a secondhand high.

BTFLCHLD
08-29-2005, 01:44 PM
disgustingly low... crackhead.

dissention
08-29-2005, 01:46 PM
A bigger one (no pun intended):

http://www.gossipish.com/sitebuilder/images/Alf_crackhead-569x755.jpg

amber
08-29-2005, 01:48 PM
weird. He won a tony in 1998...

DavidMn
08-29-2005, 01:55 PM
Gay Porn. What Filth!!!! This is an abomination!!!!! But dont tell anyone about that hooker I shacked up with last night

Sincerely, :angel:
Jimmy Swaggart

dissention
08-29-2005, 02:02 PM
Gay Porn. What Filth!!!! This is an abomination!!!!! But dont tell anyone about that hooker I shacked up with last night

Sincerely, :angel:
Jimmy Swaggart

:lol:

"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell!!!"

amber
08-29-2005, 02:03 PM
The article says he was trying to get back together with his wife. :rolleyes: What a dillhole....

DavidMn
08-29-2005, 02:07 PM
The article says he was trying to get back together with his wife. :rolleyes: What a dillhole....
Trying to get back with his wife?! JEEZ, I'm gettin a headache just thinking about that scenario. Trying to get back with your wife while making gay pron. :eek:

skcin
08-29-2005, 02:14 PM
Sad yet it amuses me. :shrug:

Dreammms
08-29-2005, 02:29 PM
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bikerchic
08-29-2005, 02:40 PM
"Mild-mannered 'ALF' star Max Wright has been caught on-camera smoking crack and making gay pornography!


and your point is.......... :laugh:

Serrart
08-29-2005, 04:15 PM
That's sad, hope he would get out of drug addiction and would put his life together again.

Romy

DavidMn
08-29-2005, 04:19 PM
That's sad, hope he would get out of drug addiction and would put his life together again.

Romy
YEs, that's very ture, all kidding aside

The Tower
08-29-2005, 06:03 PM
Where have y'all been people? This happened a couple of years ago....

amber
08-29-2005, 06:08 PM
Diss just posted it. Sorry we don't all keep up with has-been crackhead gay homeless porn as well as you do.

The Tower
08-29-2005, 06:28 PM
Sorry we don't all keep up with has-been crackhead gay homeless porn as well as you do.
I thought I showed you the tape I did???? :shrug: You'd that would be enough to keep you current...

amber
08-29-2005, 06:52 PM
I thought I showed you the tape I did???? :shrug: You'd that would be enough to keep you current...
:lol:
You guys looked so good in that, I forgot you were crackheads at the time. And someone styled your homeless guys's hair, cause they merely looked like Ethan Hawke....or....was that Ethan Hawke???

ontheEdgeof17
08-29-2005, 07:07 PM
Was Bob Saget there, too?

macfanken
08-29-2005, 07:11 PM
Damn!! There goes my hopes for an ALF reunion!! :distress:

amber
08-29-2005, 07:22 PM
Damn!! There goes my hopes for an ALF reunion!! :distress:
There will still be one. It will just be a lot different.... :shocked: :laugh:

dissention
08-29-2005, 07:25 PM
Where have y'all been people? This happened a couple of years ago....

I never heard it and I'm usually always on top of this kind of ****. :laugh: Someone over on Perez's board posted it and I almost **** myself.

DavidMn
08-29-2005, 08:15 PM
Was Bob Saget there, too?
Bob Saget. Now there's a grade like f Celebrity... :rolleyes:

SteveMacD
08-29-2005, 08:15 PM
There will still be one. It will just be a lot different.... :shocked: :laugh:
Yeah, there will be a knife fight to see who gets to the the cat for dinner!

macfanken
08-29-2005, 08:31 PM
There will still be one. It will just be a lot different.... :shocked: :laugh:


At least it wasn't Alf caught smoking crack and making gay porn... that would have bummed me out! :lol:

DavidMn
08-29-2005, 08:33 PM
At least it wasn't Alf caught smoking crack and making gay porn... that would have bummed me out! :lol:
Alf doing Gay porn. How ......... interesting. :confused: Actually, there are probably people out there that would pay for it believe it or not.

The Tower
08-29-2005, 08:34 PM
Alf doing Gay porn. How ......... interesting. :confused: Actually, there are probably people out there that would pay for it believe it or not.
I'm sure there are a lot of plushies out there that have and ALF fetish.

SteveMacD
08-29-2005, 08:37 PM
Alf doing Gay porn. How ......... interesting. :confused:
Well, we already know he becomes animated whenever he's being fisted...

DavidMn
08-29-2005, 08:38 PM
Well, we already know he becomes animated whenever he's being fisted...
WOw, now that's an image I havent thought of before...... :cool: :p

macfanken
08-29-2005, 08:40 PM
Well, we already know he becomes animated whenever he's being fisted...


:eek:

You're ruining my fond childhood memories of Alf! :lol:

ontheEdgeof17
08-29-2005, 08:40 PM
:eek:

You're ruining my fond childhood memories of Alf! :lol:

Childhood? How about adolescence? :p

macfanken
08-29-2005, 08:44 PM
Childhood? How about adolescence? :p


OK, fine... I was probably in highschool! Grrrr!! :mad: :lol:

DavidMn
08-29-2005, 08:47 PM
I walked into a gay bar here in Minneapolis called the Brass Rail last weekene, and they were showing this porno on the screen where this guy was getting fisted. Man that was not pleassant to watch, and it sure as hell aint ever happening to me

ontheEdgeof17
08-29-2005, 08:54 PM
OK, fine... I was probably in highschool! Grrrr!! :mad: :lol:


Sounds about right. :xoxo:

HomerMcvie
08-29-2005, 09:18 PM
Willie, I'm so happy I could squirt!
I miss Alf......wonder why you almost never see any reruns? :shrug:

dissention
08-29-2005, 09:29 PM
Willie, I'm so happy I could squirt!
I miss Alf......wonder why you almost never see any reruns? :shrug:

Well, you can buy the first two season on DVD. I did. :lol:

michelle2677
08-29-2005, 09:36 PM
Well, you can buy the first two season on DVD. I did. :lol:

that was a joke, right?? please tell me that was a joke*L*

LuckyCharms
08-29-2005, 09:38 PM
Was Bob Saget there, too?

:laugh: Tee Hee, The only line I remember from Half Baked....good times, good times....

Chilly Willy
08-29-2005, 09:46 PM
that was a joke, right?? please tell me that was a joke*L*
I bought them, too. There's a rumor that ALF will appear in an episode of the new Greg The Bunny show that's running on IFC. They're supposed to get a bunch of puppet (Fabricated-American) characters from other shows. Should be interesting, since the IFC show is kinda "Adult."

GODDESS6
08-30-2005, 06:10 AM
Willie, I'm so happy I could squirt!
I miss Alf......wonder why you almost never see any reruns? :shrug:
the 1st season is out on dvd, my hubby had to have it~

GODDESS6
08-30-2005, 06:13 AM
I'm sure there are a lot of plushies out there that have and ALF fetish.
did ya ever see the episode of csi where peeps came to town to get together at a convention, dressed like grown-up stuffed animals?, that is all i can think of at this point :laugh: :laugh: ~

Lisa1769
08-30-2005, 07:40 AM
At least it wasn't Alf caught smoking crack and making gay porn... that would have bummed me out! :lol:

I dunno.... :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/lisa1769/1084912570_alfcrack.jpg

bikerchic
08-30-2005, 08:50 AM
I dunno.... :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/lisa1769/1084912570_alfcrack.jpg
:laugh: :lol: :laugh: That is hilarious! I used to have one of those Alf dolls. I wish I still did. I remember when that show was HUGE in its day. The more I think about those imagines of him (Max) smoking crack, the more disturbing it is, yet, like what Paula said, amusing. What a shame. :distress:

DavidMn
08-30-2005, 12:31 PM
I dunno.... :confused:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0703/lisa1769/1084912570_alfcrack.jpg
I havent laughed that hard in a long time. thank you :laugh: :laugh: