which is the funniest name to call someone?

[all the same]

Because I'm a retard, thought I'd start a retarded thread! :lol:

[BTFLCHLD]

Because I'm a retard, thought I'd start a retarded thread! :lol: gee i wonder what you think is the funniest thing to call someone...tard perhaps? ;) i dont know if this is funny or not...but i once blurted out "wench!" when this girl wanted to send an overseas fax ahead of me at a hotel...

[wondergirl9847]

Jerkwad
Jerkweed
Dill-hole
Dip
Dippo
Dumb-a$$
Stupid-a$$
wack-job

[all the same]

Jerkwad
Jerkweed
Dill-hole
Dip
Dippo
Dumb-a$$
Stupid-a$$

MAGNIFICENT! I hadn't even thought of those ones! Way to go skank! :lol:

[BTFLCHLD]

lol christy...

scandelous! i responded to this thread prior to seeing the poll choices...gosh wench seems so tame huh

[all the same]

"wench!"

A CLASSIC! :lol:

[wondergirl9847]

MAGNIFICENT! I hadn't even thought of those ones! Way to go skank! :lol:


Who you callin' a skank...ho!

Ho...that's another one I love. :laugh:

OMG, if you want hilarious names...go to the Being Bobby Brown thread on TWoP...the names they've given Bobby and Whit...BWAH!!!

[macfanken]

"Ya pussy!" :laugh:

[all the same]

"Ya pussy!" :laugh:

I'm a total re! HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN PUSSY????!!! :lol:

[Dreammms]

cockanator

crotchwaffle

[BTFLCHLD]

strand asked that i submit "buttplug" well i mean like submit it for poll purposes..yeah polll purposes :wavey:

[all the same]

strand asked that i submit "buttplug" well i mean like submit it for poll purposes..yeah polll purposes :wavey:
:lol: :lol: :lol: My choices are SO lame! I forgot about all these great ones!

I call my friend Pelt Pounder (he's straight) or Triangle Taster! :lol:

[GypsySorcerer]

Triangle Taster! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm kind of fond of "twat" myself.

[all the same]

I just realized I truly am retarded, 'cause look at what I put for the retard poll choice?

retard (or two many parts "re" and "tard")

What? "two many parts"? How did the word "many" end up in there? DUHHHHH!

[dissention]

Toothy Tile is my particular favorite.

[Nixxxed]

I prefer "skunch".

But, I've been watching a lot of That '70s Show Reruns, and find myself blurting out "DUMBASS!!!" at the most inappropriate times, so...

Oh, and skunch = skank + c*nt + bitch, so I chose the "skank" option.

HEY - there's a cool name for our Ledgie Band: Skank Option. Of course, that will be the all-star reconciliation (a la Velvet Revolver) after Big Drunk Girl on Dizzy Whip has their Drano-fueled meltdown (of course).

[Nixxxed]

strand asked that i submit "buttplug" well i mean like submit it for poll purposes..yeah polll purposes :wavey:
Do you have him chained up in the back yard? Why isn't he asking himself?

:shrug:

[BTFLCHLD]

u buttmunch...what about names like "bunny"..."poopsie"..."lovebug" :lol:

[BTFLCHLD]

Do you have him chained up in the back yard? Why isn't he asking himself?:shrug: idk have you seen buttplug lately? just being a wiseass... where is strand??? :shrug:

[bikerchic]

People still use douche bag?

Last night my ten year old daughter asked me what a "carpet muncher" was :shocked: and get this, she heard it on a cable cartoon channel (after 10:00 p.m. mind you), but still. I'm not sure what the cartoon is called, but it's the one with the guy that has just a head on a cart or something and another guy in a wheel chair and some big macho flaming gay guy. Has anyone seen it? :confused:

[Nixxxed]

idk have you seen buttplug lately? just being a wiseass... where is strand??? :shrug:
Oh. :laugh:

I thought you were being serious - like he was PMing you things to add to the thread. And I've never known him to be exactly shy...

[BTFLCHLD]

Oh. :laugh: I thought you were being serious - like he was PMing you things to add to the thread. And I've never known him to be exactly shy... i was hoping my post would roust him out of bed or whatever... :wavey:

[Nixxxed]

People still use douche bag?

Last night my ten year old daughter asked me what a "carpet muncher" was :shocked: and get this, she heard it on a cable cartoon channel (after 10:00 p.m. mind you), but still. I'm not sure what the cartoon is called, but it's the one with the guy that has just a head on a cart or something and another guy in a wheel chair and some big macho flaming gay guy. Has anyone seen it? :confused:
:lol:

You just described EVERY show on Cartoon Network after 10:00 pm. :nod: :laugh:

Maybe Family Guy?

[Nixxxed]

i was hoping my post would roust him out of bed or whatever... :wavey:
Well, I've heard the only reason he was able to hit the high notes in "Landslide" on the Vegas video was because he was *wearing* a buttplug...

(There, let's see if that catches his attention. ;) )

[HomerMcvie]

Douchebag is in my daily repertoire. At work, we started calling each other that, like a year ago, and it's still in fashion. :lol: I'm having a hard time quitting douchebagging. ;)

[macfanken]

idk have you seen buttplug lately? just being a wiseass... where is strand??? :shrug:


I think he's cruising around on a boat this week.

[Red]

Although "dick lick" definitely has a nice ring to it...the rhyming and such,but I've got to say I'm a big fan of "ass-face". That'll get the point across! :laugh:

[all the same]

People still use douche bag?

Last night my ten year old daughter asked me what a "carpet muncher" was :shocked: and get this, she heard it on a cable cartoon channel (after 10:00 p.m. mind you), but still. I'm not sure what the cartoon is called, but it's the one with the guy that has just a head on a cart or something and another guy in a wheel chair and some big macho flaming gay guy. Has anyone seen it? :confused:

Crap! I know the cartoon you're talking about but I can't think of the name. I've only flipped past it. It looks totally stupid to me.

I don't think people use "douche bag" anymore. But I've started calling people "douche" lately and I kinda like it!

[all the same]

Although "dick lick" definitely has a nice ring to it...the rhyming and such,but I've got to say I'm a big fan of "ass-face". That'll get the point across! :laugh:

Did I ever tell you the story about my friend Leanne and I in art school. Some douche bag put a poster on my locker that said "Electric" ... something or other. And somebody crossed out the something or other part and wrote "Ass Face". So, we were calling each other Electric Ass Face for quite a while. I still giggle when I think about it. Ahhh, artschool. Those were the days. You with your gothic hair and wardrobe and me with my David Spade hair! Sigh...

[macfanken]

"An ounce of bacon grease."

You're getting warm.

[all the same]

"Son of a silly person!"

I like "Son of a motherless" quite a bit!

[xdreamsunwindx]

I love the c-word. I dunno why. I use it more than I should.

Also, I looooove the term "dicksmack." So funny. And then there's "you pussy." I like 'em all.

[bikerchic]

:lol:

You just described EVERY show on Cartoon Network after 10:00 pm. :nod: :laugh:

Maybe Family Guy?
:laugh:

No. There's just a head, no body, yapping away, rolling around on some sort of cart. It's so bizarre.

[Red]

You with your gothic hair and wardrobe and me with my David Spade hair! Sigh...[/QUOTE]

Ahhh, don't forget your Judith Light glasses!
Why is this the first I'm hearing of Electric Ass-Face? That's GOLD!

[all the same]

[/QUOTE]Ahhh, don't forget your Judith Light glasses!
Why is this the first I'm hearing of Electric Ass-Face? That's GOLD![/QUOTE]

****! How could I forget my Judith Light glasses! Stupid Judith Light. Tony Danza was TOTALLY the boss! Who's she kidding. Oh, wait, he's just as lame as she is! Mona was the boss. Clearly.

Yup. Feel free to use Electric Ass-Face whenevahhh you want. Pretty, pretty, pretty funny, eh?!

[all the same]

"dicksmack."
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: Thumbs up!

[macfanken]

Ahhh, don't forget your Judith Light glasses!


Bwahahahaha! :lol:


Daniel... Judith Light glasses and David Spade hair?! I bet you looked FAB!! :thumbsup:

[all the same]

Bwahahahaha! :lol:


Daniel... Judith Light glasses and David Spade hair?! I bet you looked FAB!! :thumbsup:

Those were dark days, Ken. Dark days! :lol: To top it off, I wore a lot of band shirts! The Cure and The Smiths shirts to be specific. Imagine, a Cure shirt, David Spade hair and big Judith Light glasses. I got a TON of action in those day! :laugh:

[Red]

Bwahahahaha! :lol:


Daniel... Judith Light glasses and David Spade hair?! I bet you looked FAB!! :thumbsup:

Oh you have noooooooo idea how hot he was in first year college. Forgive me Danny, but I'm gonna out you on the socks and Birkenstocks as well.
:lol:

To put it on a level playing field, I wore tuxedo pants. :distress:

And yes, c*nt is a magnificent word although a lot of people would disagree.

[all the same]

Oh you have noooooooo idea how hot he was in first year college. Forgive me Danny, but I'm gonna out you on the socks and Birkenstocks as well.
:lol:

Look, FLAT ASS, I am so kicking your ass the next time i see you! :lol:

[xdreamsunwindx]

HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET "CHODE?" -____-

And prick! -_- I hate myself.

[all the same]

Oh my God! I totally forgot FAGGOTUS (a la Jerri Blank). I was screaming, kicking my feet when I first heard that one on Strangers With Candy! :thumbsup:

[all the same]

I hate myself.

Sad and funny. Perfect combo! :xoxo: :laugh:

[Red]

Look, FLAT ASS, I am so kicking your ass the next time i see you! :lol:

Screw you Electric Ass-Face, its not as flat as it USED to be!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Red]

HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET "CHODE?" -____-

And prick! -_- I hate myself.

CHODE!!!! Best word ever!!! :thumbsup:

[all the same]

Screw you Electric Ass-Face, its not as flat as it USED to be!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes it is, pole smoker! YES IT IS!!! :laugh: It's just getting fatter! ZING! :lol:

[all the same]

Screw you Electric Ass-Face, its not as flat as it USED to be!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh, and you know what's funny? I'm wearing socks and Birkenstocks right now! But at least I'm at home and not wearing them in public as though they're cool! :D

[Red]

Oh, and you know what's funny? I'm wearing socks and Birkenstocks right now! But at least I'm at home and not wearing them in public as though they're cool! :D

That's funny? Ohhhh yes it is.

That's it, next time I see you, we're doing a (my) flat ass to (your) gunt girth comparison. GUNT...is that a name to call someone? :p

[all the same]

That's funny? Ohhhh yes it is.

That's it, next time I see you, we're doing a (my) flat ass to (your) gunt girth comparison. GUNT...is that a name to call someone? :p

Awe, my gunt's gonna win. After all the damn cheese and bagels I ate in Montreal, I will win! :thumbsup:

[amber]

Bionic buttplug. Really, just put bionic, or electric, or epic, or colossal in front of any insult, and it makes it better.
Can't pick a favorite, but I did pick some great accessories, there. I also like combos, like "that dude is a chodetard". or "What did that polesmoking faggotus say to you!?" etc.

I'm glad you had this thread, because when you have to play volleyball with people who don't know how to play volleyball, and can't seem to move their feet, even though they are young and thin and seemingly should be able to move, maybe even quickly, you have a little steam to work off...thanks! :wavey:

*sorry - I have no one to tell this to, since none of you pussy choadfaces seem to have ever played competitive sports for years and years. Except Strand, who is missing.*

[all the same]

Bionic buttplug. Really, just put bionic, or electric, or epic, or colossal in front of any insult, and it makes it better.
Can't pick a favorite, but I did pick some great accessories, there. I also like combos, like "that dude is a chodetard". or "What did that polesmoking faggotus say to you!?" etc.

I'm glad you had this thread, because when you have to play volleyball with people who don't know how to play volleyball, and can't seem to move their feet, even though they are young and thin and seemingly should be able to move, maybe even quickly, you have a little steam to work off...thanks! :wavey:

*sorry - I have no one to tell this to, since none of you pussy choadfaces seem to have ever played competitive sports for years and years. Except Strand, who is missing.*

Jesus! Amber, you kill me! You are such a re! :lol:

Oh, and what are these sports you speak of? Volley-what-now? :wavey:

[Red]

Awe, my gunt's gonna win. After all the damn cheese and bagels I ate in Montreal, I will win! :thumbsup:
No way, I had Taco Bell for lunch, its my ass alllllllll the way baybeh! :lol:

[amber]

Jesus! Amber, you kill me! You are such a re! :lol:

Oh, and what are these sports you speak of? Volley-what-now? :wavey:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was so frustrated that I am actually going to write the instructor a letter, with suggestions. Oh, yes, there will be suggestions.
Why do you go play a sport, if you don't want to learn it, and you don't want to move around? At least, volleyball. If you don't want to move that much, or that fast, why don't you go take yoga? or beginning walking? Or...Retard 101? huh?
Thanks for coming here to be as sluggish as you can possibly be while still "playing a sport" seriously. Thanks, I hate you. Love, Amber (who still kicks ass and is really fast, by the way)
Okay, that's really it, I said it all, no more, thank you so much,
assreskankdingleberrytardflatasspolesmokingmuffdiving hos!

[all the same]

assreskankdingleberrytardflatasspolesmokingmuffdiving hos!

JESUS F*CK! That is so god damn funny! :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

[amber]

JESUS F*CK! That is so god damn funny! :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:
:xoxo:
ha, thanks sweetie. starting to relax. What a great thread!!! :lol:

[all the same]

:xoxo:
ha, thanks sweetie. starting to relax. What a great thread!!! :lol:

Why don't you just tell those stupid anal beads to get their asses moving!

[amber]

Why don't you just tell those stupid anal beads to get their asses moving!
You can't do that in a big class full of people. But what I did do probably already pushed the limits of "being nice and understanding" and "letting it flow". it was only the first class, we'll see how it goes.
I mean, I don't want to be a "sports nazi", you know? I'm just used to a totally different way of playing sports, due to having played competitive sports at fairly high levels since...the fourth grade all the way through my first year in college.
So, really, you know, I guess these people think it's fun to suck, and not move around. But my favorite thing about playing is moving really fast, and doing well by moving really fast, and all that goes along with playing sports. (well, not golf).
The point is, you try as hard as you can, and pay attention to what's going on. That's what sports is.
Of course, those people won't be half as sore as I will be tomorrow, so maybe they are smarter... :lol:

[macfanken]

Oh my God! I totally forgot FAGGOTUS (a la Jerri Blank). I was screaming, kicking my feet when I first heard that one on Strangers With Candy! :thumbsup:


Haha! That's the first one I thought of... don't know why I didn't post it. Trying to think of some more from Strangers With Candy... I think that's what made me think of "ya pussy"... I can just imagine Jerri Blank saying it! :laugh:

[all the same]

Haha! That's the first one I thought of... don't know why I didn't post it. Trying to think of some more from Strangers With Candy... I think that's what made me think of "ya pussy"... I can just imagine Jerri Blank saying it! :laugh:

Totally! Jesus that show is funny! :thumbsup:

[all the same]

You can't do that in a big class full of people. But what I did do probably already pushed the limits of "being nice and understanding" and "letting it flow". it was only the first class, we'll see how it goes.
I mean, I don't want to be a "sports nazi", you know? I'm just used to a totally different way of playing sports, due to having played competitive sports at fairly high levels since...the fourth grade all the way through my first year in college.
So, really, you know, I guess these people think it's fun to suck, and not move around. But my favorite thing about playing is moving really fast, and doing well by moving really fast, and all that goes along with playing sports. (well, not golf).
The point is, you try as hard as you can, and pay attention to what's going on. That's what sports is.
Of course, those people won't be half as sore as I will be tomorrow, so maybe they are smarter... :lol:

Well at least call them something funny! "Hey douche bag, get the ball" or "Hey FAGGOTUS! Are you as slow with the ball in the bedroom as you are on the court?!"
:lol:

[amber]

Well at least call them something funny! "Hey douche bag, get the ball" or "Hey FAGGOTUS! Are you as slow with the ball in the bedroom as you are on the court?!"
:lol:
:lol: :lol:

god, I wish. Instead I have to go "good try!" and "nice hustle!" and then clap my hands and be all "that's alright, good try!"
god, I want to barf....
I was like..."hello, you always have to be ready, because the ball will come to you...you can't be standing up straight and casual, looking around, relaxing. The rule is...watch the ball, because it will come to you, and have your body ready for it when it does! It's that fricking simple." :rolleyes:
okay, but I didn't say that, asswad.
Edit - I was just venting my frustration while playing. Actually, I understand that everyone is a beginner at sometime, and everyone has to learn and all that. And now I am actively practising patience for people who take a long time to learn, or people who maybe don't understand how to expend more effort. We all have our own pace. For instance, if someone tried to teach me complex physics formulas using all symbols and numbers, that would be one long, fat, wet teaching problem. And, I might never get it, which is what I suspect.
So. :)

[GypsyNomad]

After this movie came out, my sis & i became quite fond of calling our wussy cousin "Cinderella Man"....

F*ck Nut is another favorite.... along with prick, dumb-ass, tampon face, legally retarded, dip-****, & ass-smuggler...... pretty retarded huh?
and instead of "duh!", i say "derp!" alot

[amber]

After this movie came out, my sis & i became quite fond of calling our wussy cousin "Cinderella Man"....

F*ck Nut is another favorite.... along with prick, dumb-ass, tampon face, legally retarded, dip-****, & ass-smuggler...... pretty retarded huh?
and instead of "duh!", i say "derp!" alot
:lol: :lol:
those are all pretty good, actually. My favorites, I guess, are tampon face and ass smuggler (and it's variation, butt burglar).

[macfanken]

:lol: :lol:

god, I wish. Instead I have to go "good try!" and "nice hustle!" and then clap my hands and be all "that's alright, good try!"
god, I want to barf....
I was like..."hello, you always have to be ready, because the ball will come to you...you can't be standing up straight and casual, looking around, relaxing. The rule is...watch the ball, because it will come to you, and have your body ready for it when it does! It's that fricking simple." :rolleyes:
okay, but I didn't say that, asswad.


ummm... I don't think I ever want to play volleyball with you. :shocked: The ball would probably hit me in the face and then you would yell at me for not paying attention. :lol:

[all the same]

After this movie came out, my sis & i became quite fond of calling our wussy cousin "Cinderella Man"....

F*ck Nut is another favorite.... along with prick, dumb-ass, tampon face, legally retarded, dip-****, & ass-smuggler...... pretty retarded huh?
and instead of "duh!", i say "derp!" alot

CINDERELLA MAN! That's so great! Hadn't really thought of calling a pussy Cinderella Man but I'm so going to start doing it!

Yeah, and DERP is funnier than DUH for sure. Mr. Derp! DEEEERP!

[all the same]

ummm... I don't think I ever want to play volleyball with you. :shocked: The ball would probably hit me in the face and then you would yell at me for not paying attention. :lol:

But balls always hit you in the face! Aren't you used to it yet? ZIIIING! :laugh:

[amber]

ummm... I don't think I ever want to play volleyball with you. :shocked: The ball would probably hit me in the face and then you would yell at me for not paying attention. :lol:
I wish. I'd have to be all "are you okay? good try! Keep the ball in front of you!" (as if the most moronic moron couldn't figure that out).

[GypsyNomad]

Haha! That's the first one I thought of... don't know why I didn't post it. Trying to think of some more from Strangers With Candy... I think that's what made me think of "ya pussy"... I can just imagine Jerri Blank saying it! :laugh:

OMG...one of my favorite lines from that show goes something like:

Jerri~ "Why did you spread those vicious lies?!"
some dude~ "Cause you didn't spread those vicious thighs!"

i think she went out w/ some popular guy in the school or something & he told everyone he slept w/ her, can't really remember... i was watching w/ my mom a few years ago... she was horrified :shocked:

[all the same]

I wish. I'd have to be all "are you okay? good try! Keep the ball in front of you!" (as if the most moronic moron couldn't figure that out).

Thinking about you standing there being all "good try! way to go, buddy!" is so funny to me, you have no idea! :D

[all the same]

OMG...one of my favorite lines from that show goes something like:

Jerri~ "Why did you spread those vicious lies?!"
some dude~ "Cause you didn't spread those vicious thighs!"

i think she went out w/ some popular guy in the school or something & he told everyone he slept w/ her, can't really remember... i was watching w/ my mom a few years ago... she was horrified :shocked:

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

I just thought of something else! Jerri's brother called her "Scrote" once! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[GypsyNomad]

CINDERELLA MAN! That's so great! Hadn't really thought of calling a pussy Cinderella Man but I'm so going to start doing it!

Yeah, and DERP is funnier than DUH for sure. Mr. Derp! DEEEERP!

yeah he was pretty taken back when we called him that, but it was worth it!

man does my aunt hate "derp" with a passion... her name's Dee Dee, so we started calling her Aunt Derp Derp to piss her off :D

[macfanken]

But balls always hit you in the face! Aren't you used to it yet? ZIIIING! :laugh:


:eek:

Pretty funny... coming from a sack-wrangler!! :laugh:

[all the same]

her name's Dee Dee, so we started calling her Aunt Derp Derp to piss her off :D

Seriously, you guys are killing me! I am laughing so hard in this thread! THIS THREAD IS TITS!!! Oh, wait, I shouldn't say that. I started it! :lol: Whatever! It's TITS!!!!!

[all the same]

:eek:

Pretty funny... coming from a sack-wrangler!! :laugh:

I wanna wrangle a sack! :distress: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whatever ass farmer!

[GypsyNomad]

I just thought of something else! Jerri's brother called her "Scrote" once! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
oh yeah, i remember that! another good one is when Jerri's step-mom comes out of the bathroom or something & says, "Jerri, did you wipe your ass on the towel again!?" & Jerri is like, "No.... uh well i was in a hurry!" Classic :thumbsup:

[all the same]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
oh yeah, i remember that! another good one is when Jerri's step-mom comes out of the bathroom or something & says, "Jerri, did you wipe your ass on the towel again!?" & Jerri is like, "No.... uh well i was in a hurry!" Classic :thumbsup:

:lol: TOTALLY! :lol:

[amber]

I wanna wrangle a sack! :distress: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whatever ass farmer!
Man, I just pictured you two in the old west. Thanks, thanks a lot.... :lol:
*stupid gay cowboys*

[ontheEdgeof17]

Has cum-quat been said? If not. That's my line. Thanks. Good day.

[BTFLCHLD]

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[skcin]

I like to call people the following:

****face
Assclown
****tard
Jerkass
Jackoff
Whackjob
Cock

[all the same]

^ I can't see anything. What's up with that?

I like to call people the following:

****face
Assclown
****tard
Jerkass
Jackoff
Whackjob
Cock

F*CK Nut is always a good one too! :D

[trackaghost]

spod......

[BTFLCHLD]

^ I can't see anything. What's up with that? brainiac that i am i deleted from photobucket after posting...der magazine called...they want me for this month's cover :]

[AliceLover]

Douchebag has always been a personal favorite of mine to use.

[all the same]

"Vaginosis" is always a funny one.

Remember in Strangers With Candy where Jerri becomes a cheerleader and at the end she's on the bus with all the other cheerleaders. She calls out "Gimme a V - A - G!!!" and then jumps up showing her crotch to the camera. BRILLIANT!!!!

[dissention]

Aww, you guys are talking Strangers With Candy without me? Boo hoo. :o

"Greeks are just Jews without money!"

[all the same]

"Greeks are just Jews without money!"

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

"You want a towel to cover your ... how do I put this delicately? ... VAGINA!"

I think I've used that one before but it still kills me! :lol:

[dissention]

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

"You want a towel to cover your ... how do I put this delicately? ... VAGINA!"

I think I've used that one before but it still kills me! :lol:

"You can be rich in family or friends or love. But the only thing that matters is being rich in money."

:angel:

[Josh2003]

Gah!! Stangers With Candy quotes!!!

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."

"I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis."

"You're just a rack of bones, covered in a thin layer of fag."

"I like the pole and the hole, and right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there..."


I could probably go on forever...but it is dinner time. :-)

[macfanken]

Gah!! Stangers With Candy quotes!!!

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."

"I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis."

"You're just a rack of bones, covered in a thin layer of fag."

"I like the pole and the hole, and right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there..."


I could probably go on forever...but it is dinner time. :-)


Jerri, speaking to her brother and his friends, "Why does your finger smell like his ass!" :laugh:

[all the same]

"You're just a rack of bones, covered in a thin layer of fag."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[all the same]

Jerri, speaking to her brother and his friends, "Why does your finger smell like his ass!" :laugh:

I'm coming up with nothing right now! God, that show is funny as hell!

[totallycait]

I'm still fond of reee-tard, which proves I was the right age in the early 80s.

Recently I've really grown to love using 'asshat.'

[all the same]

I'm still fond of reee-tard, which proves I was the right age in the early 80s.

Recently I've really grown to love using 'asshat.'

:laugh: I like calling people just "re" lately. It's pretty funny to say "Hey, ya reeeeee!" :laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I hate the word retard or when someone does that chop to their chest. ...Disrespectful to those who were born or have had a traumatic accident that made them mentally handicapped.

[skcin]

I hate the word retard or when someone does that chop to their chest. ...Disrespectful to those who were born or have had a traumatic accident that made them mentally handicapped.


Agreed. I worked with that population for years & I try not to use that word.

Of course, maybe if I had worked with a bunch of dickheads, I wouldn't like people using that word either. :shrug:

[all the same]

Agreed. I worked with that population for years & I try not to use that word.

Of course, maybe if I had worked with a bunch of dickheads, I wouldn't like people using that word either. :shrug:

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

Yeah, that's why I've started saying "re" instead of "retard". But I guess it's still implied. Uh... but it's uh.... funny. Can't help it. :sorry:

Or if you worked with a bunch of c*nts, you might not dig that word either! There's a delicate word! I've used it at times and people have wanted to stab me. Gotta watch that one!

[all the same]

By the way, Paula, you were totally the 666th viewer in this thread! How positively satanic of you! :xoxo:

[Josh2003]

I think my favorite thing that Jerri has called Derrick was "scrote lick" :laugh:

And I apologize if I offend anyone, but "****" is one of my favorite words. Fortunately one of my best friends is female and we use this word together all the time, usually in reference to each other.

[amber]

I hate the word retard or when someone does that chop to their chest. ...Disrespectful to those who were born or have had a traumatic accident that made them mentally handicapped.
Oh, do I have a picture for you, then!!!! :laugh:
I would never do that now, though....

[ontheEdgeof17]

Oh, do I have a picture for you, then!!!! :laugh:
I would never do that now, though....

I know. I've seen it.

[amber]

I know. I've seen it.
I know. That's why I mentioned it.

[estranged4life]

the ever popular <img src="http://www.angelfire.com/music3/rhiannon/****tard.gif">

I would list my daily list of names but I do not wish to be the first Ledgie to receive 3 strikes and yer out on one single post :nod:

[bikerchic]

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

Yeah, that's why I've started saying "re" instead of "retard". But I guess it's still implied. Uh... but it's uh.... funny. Can't help it. :sorry:


Yeah, me too. That's why I call all my retarded friends "Todd", short for Retodd.

[all the same]

Yeah, me too. That's why I call all my retarded friends "Todd", short for Retodd.

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Hey, did you ever download the song Biker by The Pretenders? Every time I see you post, I think of it. I should go listen to it! :thumbsup:

[bikerchic]

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Hey, did you ever download the song Biker by The Pretenders? Every time I see you post, I think of it. I should go listen to it! :thumbsup:
Yes I did. I love that song, thank you. I think I'll go listen to it right now too!

Maybe they've never had
Their arms around
Anything so wild and free

You bring the biker out in me :thumbsup:

[all the same]

Yes I did. I love that song, thank you. I think I'll go listen to it right now too!

Maybe they've never had
Their arms around
Anything so wild and free

You bring the biker out in me :thumbsup:

Isn't it a beautiful song?! YAY! I'm glad you downloaded it and like it! :xoxo:

[MoonChilde]

Here's one I haven;t seen posted.."Ditch Pig" ...

[all the same]

Here's one I haven;t seen posted.."Ditch Pig" ...

TOTALLY!!! :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: