Friar's Club Roast Of Pamela Anderson

[Johnny Stew]

This sucker was about the most hysterical thing I've seen in AGES.
It was bawdy and vicious and I loved every minute of it.

Dissy... Bea Arthur was there, and if you watch it for no other reason, watch it for her! My jaw was dropped the whole time. :laugh:

[CrystalVisions]

My husband and I just finished watching this...we laughed hysterically through the whole thing! I couldn't believe Bea Arthur was even there ~ I just couldn't picture her at something like that! Our favourite was the girl comedian...her name was Lisa Lampanelli ~ both of us laughed through her entire set, especially when she talked about the squirrel in the Crown Royal bag! :laugh: And Courtney Love was...amusing... :rolleyes:

[dissention]

This sucker was about the most hysterical thing I've seen in AGES.
It was bawdy and vicious and I loved every minute of it.

Dissy... Bea Arthur was there, and if you watch it for no other reason, watch it for her! My jaw was dropped the whole time. :laugh:

:laugh:

I'm sure they'll re-run it a MILLION times, so I'll try to catch it.

[Johnny Stew]

Our favourite was the girl comedian...her name was Lisa Lampanelli ~ both of us laughed through her entire set, especially when she talked about the squirrel in the Crown Royal bag! :laugh:I loved that joke. But I laughed so hard at pretty much everything (though a couple did fall flat here and there throughout the show).

I can't even remember my favorites though, because the jokes were flying one right after the other.

[Johnny Stew]

I'm sure they'll re-run it a MILLION times, so I'll try to catch it.I hope they run it soon on their Saturday Night Secret Stash. I'd love to see it uncensored.

[Janet]

Oh was it good? I was wondering why they were even roasting her but if anyone has a good sense of humour about herself, it's Pam Anderson. I actually don't mind her at all.

I really hope I catch this at some point...Bea Arthur?!

[Wild_Heart03]

It's re-running for me right now, I'm about ready to wake up the others in my house from laughing so much. :lol: :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

We watched it at work last night while charting on our patients. It was a riot. :D

[Nixxxed]

I wasn't going to watch, but happened to surf into it, just as Jeffrey Ross was saying how weird it was that Curt Cobain at present looked *better* than Courtney Love. And I was hooked. I watched the rest of it, then watched the replay, then watched the re-re-play up until Jeffrey Came on again. Just couldn't get enough. :laugh:

[dissention]

I wasn't going to watch, but happened to surf into it, just as Jeffrey Ross was saying how weird it was that Curt Cobain at present looked *better* than Courtney Love. And I was hooked. I watched the rest of it, then watched the replay, then watched the re-re-play up until Jeffrey Came on again. Just couldn't get enough. :laugh:

Courtney Love failed her drug test a day after the roast. :shocked:

[Nixxxed]

Courtney Love failed her drug test a day after the roast. :shocked:
:lol:

Courtney got ripped and ripped on the entire show. She was a good sport about everything except the Curt comment. And during the opening credits, she was listed as "Courtney Love-Cobain". Since when? :shrug:

Did they record this on July 4th? Sara Silverman said "Happy Birthday America" at the mike...

[dissention]

:lol:

Courtney got ripped and ripped on the entire show. She was a good sport about everything except the Curt comment. And during the opening credits, she was listed as "Courtney Love-Cobain". Since when? :shrug:

:lol:

I really thought she'd get her act together, but I guess not. When she failed the test, the judge said he was going to decide on whether or not to send her up the river for a year. Can't wait to hear his decision.

Did they record this on July 4th? Sara Silverman said "Happy Birthday America" at the mike...

I don't know when they recorded it, but I have the major hots for Sarah Silverman. :laugh: She is genius.

[strandinthewind]

Courtney Love failed her drug test a day after the roast. :shocked:


Have you seen the pics. :eek:

If not, I will look for them.

[Johnny Stew]

Courtney Love failed her drug test a day after the roast. :shocked:Even funnier, since she claimed several times during the show that she'd been clean for a year.

Unless, of course, she fell off the wagon that night!

[Johnny Stew]

I have the major hots for Sarah Silverman. :laugh: She is genius.She's gotten progressively less funny as the years have gone by. I used to like her quite a bit.

In fact, she was the weak spot of last night's show, IMO.
Though she wasn't totally unfunny.

[amber]

Even funnier, since she claimed several times during the show that she'd been clean for a year.

Unless, of course, she fell off the wagon that night!
maybe cause people were making fun of her? Cancers don't like that.... :laugh: If it was after the show, though, that would be really sad. Well, maybe not, it doesn't mean it was in any way related to the show, I guess.
Anyway, quit taking drugs, C! :)

[dissention]

She's gotten progressively less funny as the years have gone by. I used to like her quite a bit.

In fact, she was the weak spot of last night's show, IMO.
Though she wasn't totally unfunny.

Really? I went and saw her show Jesus Is Magic and my whole body hurt afterwards from laughing and convulsing so much. I think she's gotten much funnier since when she was on SNL. Totally one of the best out there, imo.

[Nixxxed]

She's gotten progressively less funny as the years have gone by. I used to like her quite a bit.

In fact, she was the weak spot of last night's show, IMO.
Though she wasn't totally unfunny.
Is she really boning Jimmy Kimmel? If so, I'm sure that's the reason she's lost her edge. HATE him. Talk about consuming all the beauty in a room... :nod:

She was hysterical on Celebrity Poker Showdown, though, especially when she climbed on and then dry-humped the table. :laugh:

[Livia]

I used to like Sara Silverman, but didn't she kinda diss Stevie on that VH1 show? I can't remember the name of it, but 4 celebs would sit around and rate the top 10 this or that, and eliminate songs and/or bands from a list until they had a winner. Damn, what was the name of that show?

Anyway, I take it that the roast is on Comedy Central? I'll have to watch for it...

[cliffdweller]

I used to like Sara Silverman, but didn't she kinda diss Stevie on that VH1 show? I can't remember the name of it, but 4 celebs would sit around and rate the top 10 this or that, and eliminate songs and/or bands from a list until they had a winner. Damn, what was the name of that show?

Anyway, I take it that the roast is on Comedy Central? I'll have to watch for it...

I think it was called "The List." Didn't Andy Dick host or some such nonsense? :laugh: :wavey:

[dissention]

I think it was called "The List." Didn't Andy Dick host or some such nonsense? :laugh: :wavey:

Nope, it was Jillian from Good Day Live. :woohoo:

And...LONG TIME NO SEE, WOMAN! :xoxo:

[skcin]

Saw the roast last night. Funniest sh*t I've seen in a long time. Pam was a great sport. I really could have done without the 500 "Tommy has a huge d*ck" jokes though. He does, we know, we've all seen it. Let's move on - to Pam's tits, that is. :laugh:

Courtney was a mess, though, and that makes me sad. No, wait, it makes me mad. She's throwing it all away. Again. Poor Bean.

[strandinthewind]

Saw the roast last night. Funniest sh*t I've seen in a long time. Pam was a great sport. I really could have done without the 500 "Tommy has a huge d*ck" jokes though. He does, we know, we've all seen it. Let's move on - to Pam's tits, that is. :laugh:

Courtney was a mess, though, and that makes me sad. No, wait, it makes me mad. She's throwing it all away. Again. Poor Bean.


I just posted a thread with pics of Love at the event - enter at your own risk :eek:

[Livia]

I watched it - hucking filarious!!! That last lady, omg, potty-mouth! Well, everyone was....That Nick DiPaolo (sp?) guy was one of my faves...I'll have to watch it again, I was away from the TV during Bea Arthur's part.

[strandinthewind]

I watched it - hucking filarious!!! That last lady, omg, potty-mouth! Well, everyone was....That Nick DiPaolo (sp?) guy was one of my faves...I'll have to watch it again, I was away from the TV during Bea Arthur's part.


I love when LOVE literally stumbled and practically fell walking up to hug PA at the end :eek:

[skcin]

I watched it - hucking filarious!!! That last lady, omg, potty-mouth! Well, everyone was....That Nick DiPaolo (sp?) guy was one of my faves...I'll have to watch it again, I was away from the TV during Bea Arthur's part.


All I'm gonna tell you is that Bea reads passages from Pam's "novel" - the parts about anal sex. :laugh:

And the potty mouth? OMFG. I was dying. "I've had more black d*cks in me than a urinal at the Appollo!" :laugh:

[dissention]

And the potty mouth? OMFG. I was dying. "I've had more black d*cks in me than a urinal at the Appollo!" :laugh:

OMFG!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Livia]

THAT was hilarious! Another fave of mine: She's screwed more musicians than Napster!

[skcin]

OMFG!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


See? You must watch! :laugh:


Wednesday Aug 17 2005
02:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Thursday Aug 18 2005
09:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Friday Aug 19 2005
12:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Saturday Sep 03 2005
10:00 PM The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

[Livia]

I love when LOVE literally stumbled and practically fell walking up to hug PA at the end :eek:

What about all the times she was spreading her legs in that dress - while cackling on the couch?!

[strandinthewind]

What about all the times she was spreading her legs in that dress - while cackling on the couch?!


I was thinking - hmmmmmmmmmmm someone fell off the wagon :eek: Poor thing - I hope she cleans her act up.

[dissention]

See? You must watch! :laugh:


Wednesday Aug 17 2005
02:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Thursday Aug 18 2005
09:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Friday Aug 19 2005
12:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

Saturday Sep 03 2005
10:00 PM The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson

I'm so there. I didn't know it was going to be so delicious until you posted that little bit. :xoxo:

[chiliD]

Really? I went and saw her show Jesus Is Magic and my whole body hurt afterwards from laughing and convulsing so much. I think she's gotten much funnier since when she was on SNL. Totally one of the best out there, imo.

Is she Jonathan Silverman's sister? :shrug:

[skcin]

I'm so there. I didn't know it was going to be so delicious until you posted that little bit. :xoxo:


I was shocked at the stuff that made it on. Mark kept looking at me & asking "they can say THAT on TV?" Wait until you hear all the Andy Dick jokes. :nod:

Sara Silverman was OK, but her bit about her grandmother's house is priceless.

[cliffdweller]

Nope, it was Jillian from Good Day Live. :woohoo:

And...LONG TIME NO SEE, WOMAN! :xoxo:

I've missed you too! :xoxo:

[Johnny Stew]

I used to like Sara Silverman, but didn't she kinda diss Stevie on that VH1 show? I can't remember the name of it, but 4 celebs would sit around and rate the top 10 this or that, and eliminate songs and/or bands from a list until they had a winner. I never heard her say anything about Stevie on there, but she absolutely embarrassed herself when she kept RAVING about Aimee Mann's then-new album, while calling it "Mangolia" every. single. time. :rolleyes:

[Johnny Stew]

I'm so there. I didn't know it was going to be so delicious until you posted that little bit. :xoxo:My comments about it being bawdy and vicious and having a hysterical appearance by BEA ARTHUR weren't incentive enough?!

Harummph!

[dissention]

I've missed you too! :xoxo:

Yeah, I've been sticking out like a Tiffany lamp in a whorehouse without your negativity to complement mine. :p

[dissention]

My comments about it being bawdy and vicious and having a hysterical appearance by BEA ARTHUR weren't incentive enough?!

Harummph!

:laugh:

I always brake for Bea Arthur, but that one quote Paula posted had me gasping for air. The funny thing is that I saw a few minutes of "Showtime at the Apollo" yesterday afternoon. :laugh:

[skcin]

Diss - did you catch it yet?

[The Tower]

Diss - did you catch it yet?
I TiVo'd it and have watched it several times. It is sooooooo ****ing funny. One my favorite jokes that I can remember is, what seemed to be an ad lib because of Courtney Love, by Sarah Silverman:

"I'm so glad Courtney Love made it here tonight because I left my crack in my other purse"

and another one

"I remember the first time I saw Jimmy's (Kimmel) balls- they were sitting on Adam Corolla's chin"

There are so many great slams from this show. I wish I could remember more of them.

[Livia]

"I was wondering which Courtney Love we were gonna get tonight: The smeared lipstick crack whore....or the violent, smeared lipstick crack whore."

[mylittledemon]

This sucker was about the most hysterical thing I've seen in AGES.
It was bawdy and vicious and I loved every minute of it.

Dissy... Bea Arthur was there, and if you watch it for no other reason, watch it for her! My jaw was dropped the whole time. :laugh:

I don't know...I am down for some raunchy humor too, but I just thought it was completely awful. I mean, that kind of non stop heckling just gets old and almost irritating. But it IS a roast so what can you do?

[skcin]

I don't know...I am down for some raunchy humor too, but I just thought it was completely awful. I mean, that kind of non stop heckling just gets old and almost irritating. But it IS a roast so what can you do?


Well, I thought it was fab. :shrug: To each his own, I guess.

Diss? Hello? Dissypoo?

[dissention]

Well, I thought it was fab. :shrug: To each his own, I guess.

Diss? Hello? Dissypoo?

Saw it, loved it. But I'm a vile pig, so that's obvious. I've seen a couple of roasts before and thought they were crap, but this one was so bloody hysterical that I felt like I had to rush out and purchase Poise pads.

[skcin]

Saw it, loved it. But I'm a vile pig, so that's obvious. I've seen a couple of roasts before and thought they were crap, but this one was so bloody hysterical that I felt like I had to rush out and purchase Poise pads.


Yes, Bea Arthur talking about "f*cking in the ass" was especially priceless.

[The Tower]

Yes, Bea Arthur talking about "f*cking in the ass" was especially priceless.
And the whole, "Bea Arthur doesn't have a penis..... big, gray, flappy vagina" routine was soooooo over the top nazty-greatness.

[Nixxxed]

Yes, Bea Arthur talking about "f*cking in the ass" was especially priceless.
"You have to clench your cheeks, like you're holding in a fart."

"Pamela - thank you so much! You've opened up a whole new WORLD for me!!!"

:lol:

[skcin]

And the whole, "Bea Arthur doesn't have a penis..... big, gray, flappy vagina" routine was soooooo over the top nazty-greatness.


"...and speaking of big old gray flappy vaginas, Courtney Love is here tonight..."